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THE ASS IN A LION'S SKIN<br />

Dressed up in a lion's skin<br />

An ass, far from bright,<br />

Caused terror to its master<br />

And gave everyone a fright.<br />

Dressed up, it felt important<br />

As it sneaked out late at night<br />

To terrorize the neighbourhood<br />

While it wasn't very light.<br />

One day the ass's master<br />

Threw away his fears.<br />

Sticking through the lion's skin<br />

He saw the ass's ears.<br />

‘Stupid creature!’ yelled its master.<br />

‘Stupid! Dumb! Daft!’<br />

He hit the ass with great relief.<br />

But was nervous when he laughed.

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