Sheep magazine Archive 2: issues 10-17

The argument of those who brought in the ban was that, although the
new members were promised a vote in Labour elections, they didn’t
mean the next election, but at some unspecified one in the future.
What a boost this method would be if it was adopted by British business.
Comet would never have gone bankrupt if anyone buying a washing
machine handed over their money and was then told they wouldn’t
actually be given a washing machine, but the money they had paid
would be used on appealing to the High Court for the company’s right to
not hand over a washing machine.
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It would be entertaining if it ran the country like this: Angela Eagle would
announce: “We’ve spent the education budget wisely, on an appeal to the
High Court that no one in Wales should be allowed to eat bananas.”
Because Labour must be modern, and to prove how modern it is, the
plotters are furious at how democratic they are ordered to be by High
Court judges. Maybe this is how it plans to win a General Election – by
appealing to the High Court to only allow someone to vote if they’re
called Kinnock or Eagle.
But these extreme measures are essential because, as Tom Watson
explained, the Labour election has been undermined by “Trotsky entryists
twisting arms of young members”. This explains why Corbyn is expected
to win again, because the 300,000 new members of Labour are
powerless before the arm-twisting might of Britain’s 50 Trotsky entryists.
Now the worry is what other votes they are influencing by arm-twisting.
SHEEP IN THE ROAD : NUMBER 14