COMIC ARITHMETIC
Arithmetic is the art or science of computing
bj numbers. It is national, political, military,
and commercial. It is of the highest importance
to the community ; because it pre-eminently
teaches us to take care of Number I. Our ministers
succeed according to their knowledge of the
science of numbers. Witness the skilful management
of majorities of the lower house.
He who understands the true art of Addition,
Subtraction, Multiplication^ and Division, as here
laid down, will not be considered a mere cipher in
tlie world; but will, in all probability, make a
considerable /^wre ; and in the figurative words of
Horace, be "Dives agris dives positis in foenore
nummis."
Let us, therefore, under the guidance and protection
of that god of honest men, the light-heeled
and light-fingered Mercury, be diligent so to add
to our store by subtracting from the stores of
others, that we may add to our importance. Let
us so multiply our resources, by encouraging dimsion
among our contemporaries, that we may see
their reduction in the perfection of our own practice.
Arithmetic is the art or science of computing
bj numbers. It is national, political, military,
and commercial. It is of the highest importance
to the community ; because it pre-eminently
teaches us to take care of Number I. Our ministers
succeed according to their knowledge of the
science of numbers. Witness the skilful management
of majorities of the lower house.
He who understands the true art of Addition,
Subtraction, Multiplication^ and Division, as here
laid down, will not be considered a mere cipher in
tlie world; but will, in all probability, make a
considerable /^wre ; and in the figurative words of
Horace, be "Dives agris dives positis in foenore
nummis."
Let us, therefore, under the guidance and protection
of that god of honest men, the light-heeled
and light-fingered Mercury, be diligent so to add
to our store by subtracting from the stores of
others, that we may add to our importance. Let
us so multiply our resources, by encouraging dimsion
among our contemporaries, that we may see
their reduction in the perfection of our own practice.
52 FIGURES FOR THE MILLION. and thus we go on from age to age, making laws one day, and unmaking them the next, for the sake of variety. OUT OF PROPORTION.
PROPORTION. 53 THE WORKING OF THE RULE. It must not be forgotten that this rule is one of proportionals, as its name imports. It therefore teaches proportion in all its relations, social and political ; it is the rule of our country, and seeks to develop that beautiful equality and justice, so conspicuous in all our institutions, exemplified in the following well-known legal and constitutional maxim, viz. "One man may steal a horse, but another must not look over the hedge." It is a maxim of English law, that punishment should be proportionate to the offence, and have a relation to the moral turpitude of the offender. Hence the seducer and adulterer only inquire, " What's the damage ? " By the same rule, it is held highly penal to sell the only ripe fruit in England, roasted apples ; and the stock in trade of the basket woman is confiscated. She, too, is
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PROPORTION. 53<br />
THE WORKING OF THE RULE.<br />
It must not be forgotten that<br />
this rule is one of<br />
proportionals, as its name imports. It therefore<br />
teaches proportion in all its relations, social and<br />
political ; it is the rule of our country, and seeks<br />
to develop that beautiful equality and justice, so<br />
conspicuous in all our institutions, exemplified in<br />
the following well-known legal and constitutional<br />
maxim, viz. "One man may steal a horse, but<br />
another must not look over the hedge."<br />
It is a maxim of English law, that punishment<br />
should be proportionate<br />
to the offence, and have a<br />
relation to the moral turpitude of the offender.<br />
Hence the seducer and adulterer only inquire,<br />
" What's the damage ? " By the same rule, it is<br />
held highly penal to sell the only ripe fruit in<br />
England, roasted apples ;<br />
and the stock in trade<br />
of the basket woman is confiscated.<br />
She, too, is
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