COMIC ARITHMETIC
Arithmetic is the art or science of computing
bj numbers. It is national, political, military,
and commercial. It is of the highest importance
to the community ; because it pre-eminently
teaches us to take care of Number I. Our ministers
succeed according to their knowledge of the
science of numbers. Witness the skilful management
of majorities of the lower house.
He who understands the true art of Addition,
Subtraction, Multiplication^ and Division, as here
laid down, will not be considered a mere cipher in
tlie world; but will, in all probability, make a
considerable /^wre ; and in the figurative words of
Horace, be "Dives agris dives positis in foenore
nummis."
Let us, therefore, under the guidance and protection
of that god of honest men, the light-heeled
and light-fingered Mercury, be diligent so to add
to our store by subtracting from the stores of
others, that we may add to our importance. Let
us so multiply our resources, by encouraging dimsion
among our contemporaries, that we may see
their reduction in the perfection of our own practice.
Arithmetic is the art or science of computing
bj numbers. It is national, political, military,
and commercial. It is of the highest importance
to the community ; because it pre-eminently
teaches us to take care of Number I. Our ministers
succeed according to their knowledge of the
science of numbers. Witness the skilful management
of majorities of the lower house.
He who understands the true art of Addition,
Subtraction, Multiplication^ and Division, as here
laid down, will not be considered a mere cipher in
tlie world; but will, in all probability, make a
considerable /^wre ; and in the figurative words of
Horace, be "Dives agris dives positis in foenore
nummis."
Let us, therefore, under the guidance and protection
of that god of honest men, the light-heeled
and light-fingered Mercury, be diligent so to add
to our store by subtracting from the stores of
others, that we may add to our importance. Let
us so multiply our resources, by encouraging dimsion
among our contemporaries, that we may see
their reduction in the perfection of our own practice.
172 FIGURES FOR THE MILLION. bombardment of Stow House by Norfolk dumplings, will be represented on "real salt water;" the said salt water being an accumulation of the tears shed at the preceding scenes of the tragedy. N. B. It is particularly requested that ladies or gentlemen in the boxes will refrain from wringing out their pocket handkerchiefs over the pit, and that those in the front ranks will discontinue the practice of " hoisting umbrellas," which must obviously obstruct a view of the stage. THE PUFF MERCANTILE. Reform your Tailor's Bills.—Clothes saved and Tailors annihilated. " In piiris naturalihus.^^ " Where there is no sin there should be no shame." — Cool contrivance for warm weather, the fig-leaf apron, the oldest garment upon record, or the sacred tunic. This unique and perfect introduction, formed of the common dock, having been patronised by the highest authority, will be supplied to all who value cool comfort and free motion of the limbs, at a guinea each. To the religiously-disposed it is
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THE PUFF CLERICAL. 173<br />
particularly eligible, being the original antique of<br />
Adam and Eve, our first parents, the pattern of<br />
which was found in the archives of Strawberry<br />
Hill. It comes half way to the knee, hangs<br />
simply and elegantly before and behind,<br />
and may<br />
be had of various colours to suit the complexion.<br />
It cannot fail to display the fine form of the<br />
limbs, and imparts a degree of interest to the whole<br />
person not to be found in common pantaloons,<br />
and has the advantage of being adapted to both<br />
sexes.<br />
Observe,<br />
97 SMOCK ALLEY, SHOREDITCH. 97<br />
N. B. An inferior tunic of cabbage-leaves,<br />
half a guinea.<br />
THE PUFF CLERICAL.<br />
VOLUNTARY CHURCH-GOING COMPANY.<br />
The lamentable neglect of public worship, which<br />
characterises the present generation, being such as<br />
i3
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