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A Theory on Love and The Zodiac
By Professor James Kubo

– THE ARIES WITH AN APPETITE FOR ANGER –
“The Aries Mistress”
A sign who lives from March 21st through April 19th
The allure of the Aries mistress is genuine. It is real.
One should be thought lucky to be within her appeal.
But beware, those who are within the midst of an Aries stranger,
Should consider wisely, for on this quest she could unravel anger.
ARIES
Beautiful • Mesmerizing • Volatile

– THE TAURUS WHO TALKED TOO MUCH –
“The Taurus Mistress”
A sign who lives from April 20th through May 21st
The noble side of the Taurus mistress is one with little equal.
Their horns, while sharp, could very well be just as peaceful.
Be warned. Those who tangle in a Taurus mistress’ impending spell,
Should know they bring calamity with rumors for tales.
TAURUS
Gossip • Noble • Peaceful

– THE GEMINI WITH THE GIFT OF GLOOM –
“The Gemini Mistress”
A sign who lives from May 21st through June 21st
Deep intimacy can not be matched against the Gemini mistress’ charm.
They are gentle in all, and to most would not do any harm.
But beware. For just as the Gemini mistress has a loving side,
They can switch with their twin, a fate with a face of devilish eyes.
GEMINI
Two Faced • Gentile • Loving

– THE CANCER WHO CRIED CHEAT –
“The Cancer Mistress”
A sign who lives from June 22nd to July 22nd
Sensitivity for the Cancer Mistress is that of a noble cause,
Her emotions adorn her arm without any hesitation or pause.
Even this, however, must be met with caution and caution only,
For just as her emotions are pure, they can turn
For the worst when she is lonely.
CANCER
Hopeful Romantic romantic • Sensitive • Insecure

Love Letter

– THE LEO WHO LUSTED AFTER LUXURY –
“The Leo Mistress”
A sign who lives from July 23rd to August 22nd
As love is hungry, the Leo mistress shall strive and wait.
No man can survive her bite, whether they are strong or great.
And yet, only if one is honest to her in all of his deeds,
Can he survive the Leo mistresses insatiable
Appetite and unparalleled greed.
LEO
Materialistic • Confident • Natural leader

– THE VIRGO WHO VALUED VANITY –
“The Virgo Mistress”
A sign who lives from August 23rd to September 23rd
As emotions pour their soul, the Virgo Mistress is compared to none.
Every emotion centers around their reason for the one.
As the one is known as itself, it craves its own beauty even more.
What an ugly truth to see beauty used as a tool to win against the poor.
VIRGO
Self-obsessed • Intelligent • Exquisitely beautiful

– THE LIBRA WITH THE LYING LIPS –
“The Libra Mistress”
A sign who lives from September 24th to October 23rd
The words of the tongue are mastered by the Libra Mistress with precision,
Every syllable can be one to persuade anyone’s fateful decision.
And yet, with such a gift of gab one must truly be on guard
For with truths, and equal amount of lies can leave any heart scarred.
LIBRA
Leader • Cunning • Clever

– THE SCORPIO WITH SINISTER SCORN –
“The Scorpio Mistress”
A sign who lives from October 24th to November 22nd
Who would have more scorn than that of the Scorpio Mistress and her ways?
Even so, her desire and longing for connection is genuinely paved
Be of true caution when invoking bad intentions on her that rescinds
For just as enticing is her whispers, she will quickly plot her revenge.
SCORPIO
Observant • Possessive • Magnetic charm

– THE SAGITTARIUS WITH THE SLOTHFUL STYLE –
“The Sagittarius Mistress”
A sign who lives from November 23rd to December 21st
As the Sagittarius Mistress impedes boredom with a playful smirk
The dull shadows of life’s sorrows elegantly disappear into the earth,
It becomes easy find this folly as a path with no time to be lost,
Yet, with weeping realization one will find nothing but dangerous sloth.
SAGITTARIUS
Free-spirited • Curious • Conscientious

– THE CAPRICORN WHO CRAVED CRAZINESS –
“The Capricorn Mistress”
A sign who lives from December 22nd to January 20th
In drama does the Capricorn Mistress bury her head in pride,
Her passion for events unfolding has a duality in sides.
In some ways the events can be ones that unfold happily
But in all truth, these events are ones that lead to a horrible catastrophe.
CAPRICORN
Stubborn • Stoic • Irrational

– THE AQUARIUS THAT ASSERTED AGGRESSION –
“The Aquarius Mistress”
A sign who lives from January 21st to February 18th
Aggression is the fruit of the Aquarius Mistress and her order,
Yet she still possesses a sweet spirit covered within borders.
Slowly does her abuse unfurl without the hint of notice in her stride
Unfortunately it is always too late for those who find themselves in her eyes.
AQUARIUS
Passive aggressive • Eccentric • Fast-moving

– THE PISCES WHO PROTRUDED POISON –
“The Pisces Mistress”
A sign who lives from February 19th to March 20th
The motivation of the Pisces Mistress comes from a pure place –
Her soul is one that will do anything for love’s unbridaled taste.
A word of caution, however, to those who lurk near her ambitious soul
Those caught in a futile situation with this mistress could end in blood as toll.
PISCES
True dreamer • Relentless • Generous