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Oddball bikes<br />
Aimed squarely<br />
at the USA,<br />
yet still wilfully<br />
weird<br />
Yamaha FZX750<br />
1986-1988 749cc liquid-cooled, dohc,<br />
20v inline-four, 94bhp, 204kg<br />
What is it? Factory hot-rod powered by Yam’s<br />
epic 20-valve inline-four; if the V-Max and FZ750<br />
got it together, this would be the result.<br />
Why so odd? Like corn-dogs, waxy chocolate and<br />
reimagined historical events, the FZX Fazer was<br />
aimed squarely at the American market. Lazy<br />
raked-out steering, nitrogen sealed-cell twin<br />
shocks, awkward blocky styling, and bizarre<br />
16/15-inch wheels were never going to have<br />
Europeans reaching for their wallets.<br />
Why you want one: The FZ-derived motor is<br />
an absolute peach. Flexible, powerful and<br />
willing to launch a tidal wave of torque in any<br />
gear and any revs, it suits the FZX’s street rod<br />
intentions to a tee. Launch this thing away<br />
from the lights and little else will keep up. Just<br />
don’t expect to whip around the fast<br />
approaching corner with any ease.<br />
Values: £500-£2500<br />
Harley-Davidson VR1000<br />
1994-1995 996cc liquid-cooled, dohc, 8v<br />
60-degree V-twin, 135bhp, 176kg<br />
What is it? All-American superbike, ultimately<br />
doomed by a lack of on-track success and a horrific<br />
price tag.<br />
Why so odd? It looks like nothing else, and its<br />
development story saw all sorts of left-field ideas<br />
(many from Erik Buell when he was involved, like a<br />
fuel-in-frame design that was eventually dropped).<br />
It’s very un-Harley, too – whether that’s good or<br />
bad is up for debate – having had everyone from<br />
Harris to Cosworth involved in the build process .<br />
Why you want one: Underneath it all, however, is a<br />
sweet-handling superbike that’s refreshingly and<br />
deliberately unlike its European or Japanese rivals.<br />
But only 55 were built for homologation purposes<br />
and at $49,000 new (later reduced to $34,000),<br />
finding one could be a life-long search. And when<br />
you do, it ain’t gonna be cheap or anywhere near as<br />
good as a Ducati.<br />
Values: £30,000-plus<br />
Ducati Paso<br />
1986-1992 749cc a/c, (904cc l/c) sohc, 2v<br />
90-degree L-twin , 72bhp (90),195kg (205kg)<br />
What is it? An Italian sports tourer; the result, we<br />
suspect, of an extremely boozy lunch.<br />
Why so odd? There was never going to be a time<br />
the world would be truly ready for the Fabio<br />
Taglioni designed Paso. It looks as deliberately<br />
bonkers today as it ever did, and that is a large<br />
part of its distinctive charm.<br />
Why you want one: Go for the later 907ie and<br />
you’ll have a comfortable, capable, if slightly<br />
daft-looking, continent crusher with an undeniably<br />
Latin flavour. If you’re going to buy Italian, you may<br />
as well jump in with both feet, right?<br />
Values: £2500-£4000<br />
“IF YOU’RE<br />
GOING TO BUY<br />
ITALIAN, YOU<br />
MAY AS WELL<br />
JUMP IN WITH<br />
BOTH FEET,<br />
RIGHT?”<br />
Named after the great<br />
Italian rider Renzo<br />
Pasolini. Not sure he’d<br />
have been too happy<br />
about that<br />
Blame Bimota<br />
and theirTesi<br />
for efforts<br />
like this<br />
Yamaha GTS1000<br />
1993-1994 1002cc liquid-cooled, dohc,<br />
20v inline-four, 102bhp, 246kg<br />
What is it? Tech-packed sports tourer that was<br />
just too far ahead of the curve to be a success<br />
back in the 1990s. A pig to work on, too.<br />
Why so odd? There hasn’t been a satisfactory<br />
upgrade on the humble telescopic fork as yet.<br />
Many have tried, but none have proven<br />
significantly better to consign the tele to the<br />
dustbin of history. Yam had previously shown<br />
us the Morpho 400 concept bike, but the<br />
production version – the GTS1000 – wasn’t<br />
any better than, say, a CBR1000, despite<br />
all its tech.<br />
Why you want one: It’s unlikely any<br />
manufacturer will build a bike like the GTS<br />
again. It represents a moment in history, albeit<br />
an unsuccessful one. Even so, the GTS isn’t a<br />
bad bike, and as a comfortable tourer it excels.<br />
Having an EXUP motor doesn’t hinder it either.<br />
Values: £1500-£3000<br />
Yamaha Zeal 250<br />
1991-1992 249cc liquid-cooled, dohc, 16v<br />
inline-four, 40bhp, 145kg<br />
What is it? Short-lived Japanese market street<br />
four with a strange mix of old and new tech.<br />
Why so odd? Any bike styled to mimic a swimming<br />
dolphin, as the Zeal apparently was (we can’t see it<br />
either), is by definition a bit odd. Despite an<br />
FZR250 derived engine with a 14,500rpm rev<br />
ceiling, the Zeal is softer than a marshmallow on a<br />
bed of feathers. Even in Japan’s monstrously<br />
gluttonous home market of the early 1990s the<br />
Zeal only managed two years in the range before<br />
being given the flick.<br />
Why you want one: If rarity value presses your<br />
buttons you may well covet this strange Yamaha,<br />
but if that’s the case hang out for a Honda Hornet<br />
250 instead. It’s a better bike in every respect.<br />
Values: £800-£2500<br />
Honda VF750S<br />
1986-1988 748cc liquid-cooled, dohc, 16v<br />
90-degree V4, 82bhp, 225kg<br />
What is it? A whole lot of trouble, and the worst<br />
possible showcase for Honda’s then new V4 layout.<br />
Why so odd? Honda’s V4 tech was always<br />
supposed to be the springboard for a new range of<br />
sports and race bikes, so the firm’s decision to<br />
Nice leathers, not so<br />
sure about the lid, dead<br />
certain about the bike<br />
though – shocking<br />
launch its first road going V4 in the<br />
semi-cruiser 750S was odd to say the least.<br />
It proved horribly unreliable and even a step<br />
too far for the Americans. A disaster in every<br />
respect. It almost sank the whole project.<br />
Why you want one: Trust us, you really don’t.<br />
Ever. An early VF750F with its factory recall<br />
mods, now that’s a different proposition<br />
entirely.<br />
Values: £700-£1800<br />
Kawasaki Xanthus ZR400<br />
1991-1992 398cc liquid-cooled, dohc, 16v<br />
inline-four, 53bhp, 168kg<br />
What is it? Barking, that’s what. No manufacturer<br />
has built anything like the Xanthus (Achilles’ horse<br />
in Greek mythology) before or since – a shame.<br />
Why so odd? Back in ’92 with its twin-stacked<br />
silencers and multi-sectioned aluminium frame the<br />
Xanthus screamed modernity in a way that made<br />
even cutting edge sportsbikes of the time look<br />
ordinary. Almost a quarter of a century later the<br />
Xanthus still packs a mighty visual punch.<br />
Why you want one: ZXR400 motor in a bonkers<br />
chassis, stripped back and naked for all the world to<br />
see. Being a home market model, and only here as a<br />
grey import, this 400 Kwak is a rare find too, so it’ll<br />
always pull a crowd. The stock cans are a must.<br />
Values: £1500-£3000<br />
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