The Good Life – May-June 2018

Ask 30 WOMEN
WHAT DOES HE WEAR THAT YOU HATE?
GUYS. Just because it is comfortable doesn't mean she will love it as much as you do. Burn those tightywhities
and buy yourself some boxers. Nobody likes a droopy bottom. Read on to find out what other things
you wear that she hates.
1. Crocs
2. Sweatpants that "look like jeans" but are not jeans.
3. Chewbacca suit. He has a unicorn suit too.
4. White tube socks with any shoes but tennis shoes.
At the top of the list – sandals or crocs. Cute on kids
but not on grown ups.
5. Holey boxers.
6. Sandals that velcro. Like the little boy ones you find
at Walmart.
7. On our first “date” my husband wore a poets shirt
with puffy sleeves and a tied closure up the neck.
He accompanied this manly look with cream colored
leather pants with dozens of well placed zippers. He
looked like a pirate.
8. His flannel coat.
9. White diaper looking underwear.
10. Holey t-shirts. He has a million decent t-shirts that
he wears in public, but he has to wear the "yardwork
shirts" until the collars are hanging by a thread and the
holes in the armpits are bigger than the armholes.
11. Vintage leather jacket with the lining ripped out.
12. Man buns.
13. l hate how he wears his T-shirts a size too small.
Also when he tucks them into the front of his pants
so tight that it stretches the neck opening into an oval
down his chest!
14. When we go for hockey tournaments, all the moms
wear the same blue leggings. I bought two pairs. Now
he decided he should join in and wear them too!
15. Baggy worn out underwear.
16. Socks and sandals.
17. He has these crazy boots he likes to wear to
concerts. They are like 3” tall. He gets compliments so
he keeps wearing them.
18. He used to own these sweat pants that would go
tight at the bottom - like hipster 18 year olds might
wear. They look like 8 year old kid PJ’s.
19. He has this coat I gave him just to wear around the
yard in the fall. He wears it all the time.
20. Jorts aka jean shorts.
21. Bracelets and skinny jeans.
22. Flat billed hats.
23. Black athletic shoes as "dress shoes".
24. Tank tops. Even with the most shapely biceps on
earth, no one is impressed by visible armpit hair.
25. Tank tops.
26. Camouflage pants.
27. Belts with jeans.
28. Flip flops.
29. The shirts he has from 30 years ago.
30. White sunglasses, jeweled jeans and visors.
crocs • too small t-shirts • sweatpants • flannel coat • holey shirts • chewbacca suit