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INSIDE<br />
Features 2<br />
Radish 6<br />
Entertainment 8<br />
Sports 9<br />
Opinions 10<br />
Arts Trips<br />
Groups head<br />
to various<br />
locations<br />
of learning<br />
The Radish<br />
The wait<br />
is over...<br />
Track<br />
Teams look<br />
to reclaim<br />
SPC titles<br />
Page 2<br />
Page 6-7<br />
Page 9<br />
<strong>THE</strong> <strong>KNIGHT</strong> <strong>TIMES</strong><br />
Official Student Newspaper of Episcopal High School<br />
<strong>March</strong> <strong>2018</strong> 4650 Bissonnet, Bellaire, Texas 77401 www.ehshouston.org Volume 33, Issue 7<br />
Recycling is<br />
more beneficial<br />
than many realize<br />
ELLIE RAGIEL<br />
Staff Writer<br />
EHS recycling begins with education<br />
Environmental efforts can only improve with better understanding<br />
Every high schooler in <strong>2018</strong> might<br />
remember the Disney Channel environmental<br />
campaigns aimed at getting young<br />
people to recycle. Think of Mitchell<br />
Musso, a young actor famous for his role<br />
on Hannah Montana at the time, singing<br />
his song “Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! (The 3<br />
Rs)” during the commercial break of one<br />
of your favorite shows, circa 2009. If you<br />
are a citizen of humanity (and not just an<br />
avid Disney Channel watcher), you have<br />
been fed some of the recycling Kool-Aid<br />
at one point or another. Recently, recycling<br />
has been on the minds of the EHS<br />
community as many students wonder<br />
what really happens to that water bottle<br />
or piece of paper they drop into one of<br />
the many blue bins on campus. But even<br />
after we are assured that our recyclables<br />
really make it to a recycling plant, what<br />
exactly is the greater environmental value<br />
of recycling?<br />
Since recycling first became mainstream<br />
in the late 20th century, critics have<br />
continually questioned whether it actually<br />
benefits the environment in a way that<br />
counterbalances the hassle and cost associated<br />
with recycling. The truth is that, in<br />
the Houston market especially, recycling<br />
is very economical and can even help<br />
businesses save money.<br />
On the environmental front, recycling<br />
first became the status quo because of<br />
the belief that American landfills were<br />
running out of space. While this has since<br />
been disproven by various studies, recycling<br />
is still worthwhile because it helps<br />
conserve raw material, reduces greenhouse<br />
gas emissions, and overall creates a<br />
much more sustainable society.<br />
Remember to always recycle and be<br />
informed on all the ways you can assist<br />
the process on the EHS campus.<br />
Mr. Kary Kemble utilizes one of the many recycling bins around campus to dispose of papers. EHS has recycling bins inclusive<br />
to all recyclable material, as well as specific bins for cans and bottles. By making a conscious effort to recycle, students can contribute<br />
to the recycling efforts around campus. Photo by Lauren Porter.<br />
By giving material to recycling plants,<br />
consumers help recycling companies as<br />
well as the environment. Image courtesy<br />
of papnews.com.<br />
ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />
Staff Writer<br />
In today’s world where society is<br />
constantly bombarded with information<br />
about environmental consciousness, we<br />
all know that it is important to make an<br />
effort to recycle. In every classroom and<br />
beside every printer at EHS, a blue recycle<br />
box sits and gets continually filled up, but<br />
many have wondered how much we actually<br />
recycle at EHS.<br />
In addition to the recycling bins, there<br />
are bottle recycling centers near the gym<br />
and other athletic venues. According to<br />
Mr. Robert Buckelew, director of facilities,<br />
EHS recycles all cardboard boxes<br />
that come from “food services, the campus<br />
store, athletics, and other departments<br />
as they receive large shipments.” The EHS<br />
recycle dumpster is emptied three times<br />
a week, and it is usually at capacity. In<br />
order to get this dumpster emptied more,<br />
we would need to have more recycled<br />
materials.<br />
How do we get better at recycling?<br />
Students need to be aware of what can and<br />
cannot be recycled because when nonrecyclables<br />
get put into the recycling bins,<br />
it can be costly and time-consuming to<br />
try and separate items out. When people<br />
throw their food into the recycling bins,<br />
it can contaminate the bag of recycling.<br />
When this happens, waste management<br />
has a right to throw recycling into the<br />
general trash. Overall, this undermines the<br />
effort to recycle.<br />
We have long heard PSAs and seen flyers<br />
about recycling, but many people still<br />
do not know what they can and cannot<br />
recycle. If we would truly like to “stand<br />
out,” we need to commit to being better<br />
when it comes to recycling. Mr. Buckelew<br />
urges the EHS community to make the<br />
recycling program a greater priority. We<br />
can do this by educating ourselves and<br />
making sure that we are all doing our part<br />
to recycle more.
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D.C. among many locations visited by Arts Pillar<br />
ANGEL STRINGER<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The EHS Arts Pillar sponsored a variety<br />
of day trips and field trips recently, offering<br />
opportunities for further learning and<br />
fun through inspiring experiences.<br />
Members of the Publications Program<br />
took a tour of the Student Media Center<br />
at the University of Houston. On the trip,<br />
the staffs learned about the student-run<br />
Coog TV, Coog Radio, The Daily Cougar,<br />
and monthly magazine. UH students<br />
talked with visiting Knights about their<br />
experiences in the university program<br />
and showed off their various studios and<br />
newsrooms.<br />
Moviemakers in the Media Arts, specifically<br />
ETV, took a trip to the Houston<br />
Warehouse Studio to film a movie. The<br />
group, led by Mr. Pejman Milani, filmed<br />
a romance story, and Austin Reppert explained<br />
it as “a real-world experience for<br />
[the group].”<br />
On a trip to Fort Worth, members of<br />
Studio Arts viewed a glassblowing operation.<br />
Ms. Deborah Brock and Mr. David<br />
Trauba chaperoned a workshop in which<br />
two groups worked on two different projects.<br />
In the glass hot shop, a group created<br />
an egg paperweight, while the other group<br />
created a leaf-like piece of glass network-<br />
ing in the flame shop.<br />
In the Performing Arts, the theatre trip<br />
was to Washington, D.C., where the attending<br />
group learned about Shakespeare<br />
and had a great deal of fun exploring the<br />
city. The choir and band programs went to<br />
Six Flags in San Antonio where the band<br />
performed in one of the theaters; on the<br />
way, the choir performed three times in<br />
the Houston downtown Cistern. The Cistern,<br />
located in Buffalo Bayou and known<br />
for its seven-second echo, was “a wonderful<br />
experience,” according to sophomore<br />
Top, choir students perform at the Houston downtown Cistern Chapel. Above, Theater<br />
Program members stand outside the Folger Theater. Photos courtesy of EHS<br />
Facebook.<br />
Taylor Geames.<br />
Photography students stopped at the<br />
Battleship Texas State Historic Park, the<br />
Railroad museum, and the “tall ship”<br />
Elissa. They also observed College of the<br />
Mainland photography classes.<br />
The IMPACT dance group took a field<br />
trip to the Houston Theatre District and<br />
Austin respectively.<br />
Robotics flipping pancakes?<br />
ANGEL STRINGER<br />
Staff Writer<br />
All righty, Knights, saddle up. I absolutely<br />
love food and do you know what is<br />
even better than food? Robots that make<br />
your food. Have you ever heard of a robot<br />
that makes pancakes? No? That’s what I<br />
thought.<br />
Our EHS Robotics Club, under the direction<br />
of junior Kenneth Pereira, built a<br />
fully-functioning pancake-making robot.<br />
It is called “The PancakeBot” (trade mark<br />
symbol), and it is the world’s first food<br />
printer that has the capability of printing<br />
pancakes by automatically dispensing batter<br />
directly onto a griddle. You can also<br />
make your own designs to have them made<br />
into pancakes.<br />
GABRIELLE DUCOTE<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Seniors Ford and Marshall McCann are<br />
twin Knights who have been sailing competitively<br />
since the age of seven – roughly<br />
eleven years.<br />
They live part time in Kemah, giving<br />
them better access to the sport. The two<br />
train together on the same team, but they<br />
race individually in their own boats. They<br />
have sailed three different types of Olympic<br />
class boats: Laser, 49er, and Finn.<br />
The brothers have mastered the Laser<br />
Publications. Photo by Jay Berckley.<br />
The PancakeBot located in Mr. Alan Duncan’s classroom prepares to serve some<br />
breakfast. Photo by Angel Stringer.<br />
The designs can be uploaded via SD card,<br />
and you can make anything that comes to<br />
mind. Building the bot took the club an<br />
entire class period, but I think we can all<br />
agree that assembling the pieces was the<br />
easier side of the project. The Robotics<br />
Club had to design their own software for<br />
the machine itself. Wow, that is impressive.<br />
Amazing job, guys.<br />
Be on the lookout, EHS. You may see<br />
a bake sale coming around… get your designs<br />
ready. This is what we do at EHS:<br />
we amaze. Personally, I do not know about<br />
my fellow Knights, but I am constantly inspired<br />
by the little things everyone has to<br />
offer.<br />
You, too, can join Robotics Club next<br />
year and bring your ideas to life. Stand out,<br />
Knights!<br />
McCann twins master sailing<br />
sailboats as their specialties. Laser sailboats<br />
are the men’s standard weight singlehanded<br />
Olympic class boat. In the near future,<br />
the two hope to remain devoted to the<br />
Olympic Development Team to continue to<br />
improve their skills. Hopefully, their future<br />
will allow them to compete in the 2024<br />
Summer Olympic Games.<br />
Their sister, Haddon Hughes, an EHS<br />
alumna, is currently taking a hiatus from<br />
Georgetown University to focus on her<br />
Olympic campaign. Ford and Marshall are<br />
an ambitious duo who are dedicated to both<br />
EHS’s Four Pillars and Olympic sailing.<br />
Six-year-old Cami Pyne in the big kitchen, learning the skills that she would soon<br />
share with the EHS community in Cooking with Cami. Photo by Mrs. Pyne.<br />
Cooking with Cami<br />
CAMI PYNE<br />
Contributing Editor<br />
In the lovely month of <strong>March</strong>, spring leads<br />
to all things crisp, such as the refreshing<br />
warm air or a cool breeze. Perhaps most<br />
intriguing about spring is lemon season.<br />
Lemon Curd<br />
• ½ cup of fresh lemon juice<br />
• 2 teaspoons of lemon zest<br />
• ½ cup of sugar<br />
• 3 eggs<br />
• ¾ stick (6 tablespoons) of unsalted<br />
butter, cut into 2 cm.<br />
cubes<br />
Instructions:<br />
1. Combine lemon juice, zest, and eggs<br />
one at a time in a medium saucepan and<br />
cook over low heat at an almost constant<br />
whisk<br />
2. Add the butter<br />
3. Keep whisking until the lemon curd is<br />
thick and small bubbles appear<br />
4. Transfer the lemon curd to a strainer<br />
and then strain out the pieces of cooked<br />
egg<br />
5. Cool in the refrigerator for 1 hour<br />
The McCann brothers take a break from competition with a teammate. Photo courtesy<br />
of Ford and Marshall McCann.
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'SU P with Soph<br />
SOPHIA HENRY<br />
Staff Writer<br />
If you’re looking for a prom date, then<br />
you’re in luck! This single and ready to<br />
have a dateingle is here for you. Here are<br />
some great qualities I possess that would<br />
make me the perfect gal to bring to prom:<br />
I cannot talk to adults, but I am telepathic.<br />
I write world renowned articles.<br />
I will not ask for flowers because they re<br />
mind me of how everything dies one day.<br />
I can break dance.<br />
I am not that photogenic, but since I’m<br />
a vampire, I don’t show up in photos<br />
anyway.<br />
I am desperate.<br />
I own a horse, so we will not need to<br />
pay for a limo.<br />
I get nervous in social situations, but to<br />
compensate I breathe heavily and faint.<br />
I know how to ruin someone’s life.<br />
I can speek won langige<br />
Now, to stay truthful to my date… I offer<br />
a list of negatives:<br />
I sweat profusely.<br />
Sometimes when the music’s too loud, I<br />
transport to another realm.<br />
I have odd tendencies.<br />
My parents will take photos of you until<br />
your soul is completely captured.<br />
One of my legs goes limp when not<br />
charged properly.<br />
Boys have never talked to me for more<br />
than 3 minutes… wonder why.<br />
The doctor said I may or may not have<br />
leprosy… but don’t worry! I don’t think<br />
it’s contagious!<br />
When I absorbed my twin in the womb,<br />
half of his face remained on my foot, so I<br />
cannot wear heels.<br />
Dresses make me uncomfortable, so<br />
I will wear a full body Knight’s armor.<br />
Great for war and prom!<br />
I have a curfew of 5:30 PM. It’s court<br />
mandated. No further questions.<br />
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Choices speaker focuses<br />
on issues of drug abuse<br />
CAMI PYNE<br />
Contributing Editor<br />
The Choices Program held an event<br />
on <strong>March</strong> 7 when Maureen Wittels, the<br />
mother of the deceased writer and actor<br />
of Parks and Recreation Harris Wittels,<br />
spoke to those assembled.<br />
Her speech was empowering and<br />
detailed how, no matter what privilege<br />
you were born with or how good your life<br />
seems, you can still become an addict.<br />
The <strong>March</strong> Choices topic is technology<br />
addiction and how people who use<br />
technology heavily are more likely to have<br />
anxiety or depression. Extreme social media<br />
has been linked to poor sleep, anxiety,<br />
and depression. Its effects are as serious as<br />
substance addictions to alcohol, cocaine,<br />
and cannabis. Sleeping with your phone<br />
in your hand can lead to not being able to<br />
sleep at all.<br />
The EHS Choices counselor, Mrs. Sam<br />
Schaff, encourages us during the Lenten<br />
season to look up and have face-to-face<br />
interactions.<br />
Lascaux Cow will get new design in upcoming weeks<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
The “Lascaux Cow” sculpture located in<br />
front of the Band Hall has a rich history,<br />
though many in the EHS community are<br />
not aware of its background.<br />
The cow has stood on campus since<br />
2001, after a parent sponsored the sculpture<br />
in the Houston Cow Parade. The parade<br />
benefitted Texas Children’s Hospital<br />
and offered cow sculptures from various<br />
artists in an auction.<br />
The cow at EHS is named the “Lascaux<br />
Cow” in recognition of the Lascaux cave<br />
paintings in France. The famous cave<br />
paintings depict the larger animals that<br />
lived in France during the Paleolithic Age,<br />
including cows. Soon, the cow will be<br />
refurbished, and there are openings for<br />
new design ideas.<br />
The National Art Honor Society will<br />
help sand the fiberglass cow and prime<br />
the cow for new artwork. Design entries<br />
are open to all, and NAHS sponsor Mrs.<br />
Sharon Willcutts “hope[s] the cow will be<br />
Image courtesy of fotosearch.com.<br />
based in the school colors.”<br />
If you have any suggestions for a new<br />
design, be sure to contact Mrs. Willcutts<br />
about the cow.<br />
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ELLIOTT JONES<br />
Staff Writer<br />
As seniors continue to finalize their acceptances<br />
to colleges and universities<br />
across the country, one thing that might be<br />
on some of their minds is getting into the<br />
sorority or fraternity of their choice in the<br />
fall. This process, ensuring membership<br />
and great friends for life, is especially specific,<br />
more so for sororities than fraternities.<br />
Fraternity rush is a more informal process.<br />
While every school has a formal<br />
fraternity recruitment period, there often<br />
are more informal practices prior to the<br />
beginning of the school year. Boys should<br />
consult the Interfraternity Council at their<br />
school of choice for more information.<br />
Sorority recruitment is much more involved.<br />
First, consult your college choice<br />
website to read about and register for rush,<br />
usually through a Panhellenic Council.<br />
Each year at the end of February, Houston<br />
Alumnae Panhellenic Association holds a<br />
round table discussion of the recruitment<br />
process for high school seniors who are<br />
prospective sorority members. Although it<br />
has already taken place this year, the following<br />
is suggested information to prepare<br />
a packet for sorority recruitment.<br />
The first step is to get photos taken.<br />
While this may sound odd, sororities want<br />
to know who will walk through their doors<br />
so that they can recognize and greet you.<br />
These photos do not have to be professionally<br />
taken, but they must represent you<br />
well. Two to three photos are recommended,<br />
including one headshot and one full<br />
body photo. Make sure to put your name,<br />
high school, future university, hometown,<br />
and year in school, usually freshman. The<br />
photos should be printed, not digital. You<br />
will add these to your resume and letters<br />
of support.<br />
The second step is to start organizing<br />
your social resume. This should include<br />
everything from your academic standings<br />
and success in high school to extracurricular<br />
activities. Let these sororities know<br />
your best qualities and how you are different<br />
from the other recruits. You also need<br />
to list your sorority legacy information.<br />
Although the term “legacy” varies among<br />
sororities based on whether they count<br />
aunts and cousins, make sure to put any<br />
and all family members.<br />
The third step is to include a copy of your<br />
high school transcript. Make sure to add<br />
any ACT or SAT scores if they are not already<br />
on it.<br />
The fourth step is to find an alumna (or<br />
sponsor) from each sorority to write a reference<br />
information form (RIF) or a recommendation<br />
letter (REC). She will send this<br />
form either to the local Recruitment Chairman<br />
of her sorority or directly to your university.<br />
If you are still undecided, she will<br />
then put a note on your RIF/REC of the<br />
schools you are considering. If you decide<br />
soon after that, contact her immediately.<br />
In case that you have decided to change<br />
schools after having already sent in your<br />
RIF/REC, make a new packet with these<br />
forms and contact all of your sorority sponsors.<br />
The fifth step is to have a letter of support<br />
from a close alumna (friend or relative)<br />
of one of your considered sororities.<br />
While this is optional for some sororities,<br />
it is important to choose someone who will<br />
write great things about you and will also<br />
get a little more personal than what is in<br />
your RIF/REC. Make sure that you do not<br />
send more than two or three of these letters<br />
from the same sorority to your sponsor to<br />
include in your packet.<br />
The sixth and final step is to have a clean<br />
social network. Although members of the<br />
sororities are not supposed to contact you<br />
on Instagram, Snapchat, or Facebook before<br />
the recruitment process, there is a good<br />
chance that they will look you up. Security<br />
settings, sharing personal information, private<br />
photos, and accepting friends are all<br />
things these sororities consider during the<br />
recruitment process. Make sure to add any<br />
of your accounts to your resume.<br />
Note that all universities have their own<br />
way of recruiting and forms they want.<br />
These steps are just an outline of what<br />
most would like to see. For examples of<br />
resumes, sorority requirements, and more<br />
information about the process, go to www.<br />
houston-panhellenic.org/recruitment/recruitment.htm<br />
or contact sorority alumni.<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
El rodeo es un evento muy popular del<br />
Houston. Cada año, hay un cantante o una<br />
banda hispana que actúa para “El Día de<br />
Go Tejano.” El Día de Go Tejano tiene<br />
muchos actividades aparte del concierto.<br />
Otras actividades incluyen un concurso<br />
de mariachi y Fiesta Charra. La Fiesta<br />
Charra tiene música y baile tradicional<br />
de México. Este año, la banda Calibre<br />
50 actuó para El Día de Go Tejano. Sus<br />
canciones más populares son “Siempre<br />
Te Voy a Querer,” “Corrido de Juanito,”<br />
y “Amor del Bueno.” En general, El Día<br />
de Go Tejano fue una celebración de la<br />
cultura y la música hispana.<br />
PRESTON WITT<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Good evening, my fellow pupils. I hope<br />
that everyone had an exciting and/or<br />
relaxing Spring Break. As our seniors are<br />
ready to take their first steps in graduating<br />
from EHS, I hope they will be able to look<br />
back and reflect on their careers and the<br />
legacies they leave with these intelligent<br />
questions.<br />
What was your favorite moment?<br />
EHS SPEAKS OUT<br />
How do you Stand Out?<br />
Your Spanish Corner<br />
A Complete and<br />
Utter Lack of Witt<br />
Calibre 50 performed at the Rodeo for<br />
Go Tejano Day on <strong>March</strong> 11 to close out<br />
the day of fun festivities. Go Tejano Day<br />
offered a mariachi competition and displays<br />
of traditional Mexican dance and<br />
culture. Photo courtesy of stubhub.com.<br />
Will you continue to play Fortnite even<br />
with the academic workload in college?<br />
If you could change anything about<br />
what you did at EHS, what would it be?<br />
Will you be dropping at Loot Lake or<br />
Tilted Towers?<br />
If you could tell your freshman self<br />
something before your high school<br />
career even started, what would you tell<br />
him or her?<br />
TANNER FOX<br />
“Good sense of humor”<br />
NICOLE HOPWOOD<br />
“My hair”<br />
HARRIS INOFF<br />
“My large cabeza”<br />
IMAN LLOYD<br />
“I’m loud”<br />
MR. MICHAEL<br />
“Being myself and<br />
embracing my strengths<br />
and shortcomings”<br />
LEANN DROMGOOLE<br />
“Sports”<br />
MAX MADISON<br />
“My laugh”<br />
TYLER DONOVAN<br />
“My personality”<br />
OMAR DENMON<br />
“My smile”<br />
MRS. WATTS<br />
“Oldest coach in SPC<br />
besides Coach Leisz”
Academics<br />
Math Club celebrates Pi Day<br />
ANNA MOISE<br />
Guest Writer<br />
The Math Club’s Pre Pi Day Celebration<br />
on <strong>March</strong> 9, <strong>2018</strong> attracted students<br />
and faculty with a selection of sweets and<br />
math contests. From cookies to bundt<br />
cakes to brownies with pi’s on them, the<br />
Math Club went full force to celebrate Pi<br />
Day.<br />
Members of the Math Club participated<br />
by bringing delicious baked goods,<br />
prizes for the contest, and decorations<br />
for the tables, or they manned the booth<br />
during 5A and 5B lunches. Two of the<br />
three tables had a range of items for sale<br />
to support the Math Club and Mu Alpha<br />
Theta. The last table housed a selection of<br />
games, puzzles, and math problems, all of<br />
which contributed to the math contest.<br />
Sponsor of the Math Club, Dr. Papakonstantinou<br />
and many other club members<br />
wore their new Math Club shirts to<br />
celebrate mathematics as well.<br />
Thank you to all those who participated<br />
in the Pre Pi Day Celebration, whether<br />
you supported the bake sale, completed a<br />
math test, or helped out at the booth.<br />
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Pillar leadership positions<br />
open in a variety of areas<br />
GABRIELLE DUCOTE<br />
Staff Writer<br />
As spring approaches, Episcopal has<br />
many opportunities for students to obtain<br />
leadership positions. This is a time for<br />
students to participate in unique activities<br />
to challenge themselves and become<br />
involved in the community.<br />
There are many ways students can<br />
embody leadership on campus, such as<br />
becoming a student speaker, joining an<br />
honor society, participating in SOS, or<br />
running for a student officer position. As<br />
a time to step up and promote leadership,<br />
this is also a great time to stand out as<br />
EHS students.<br />
Future seniors have the opportunity<br />
to share their personal stories as senior<br />
speakers and inspire their fellow classmates.<br />
Class registration gives students<br />
the ability to apply for AP or honors<br />
classes that will stretch their thinking<br />
and test their strengths and weaknesses<br />
academically. It also is a time to participate<br />
in arts classes to expand interests and<br />
experiences.<br />
National Honor Society is an elite group<br />
that supports and awards those with advanced<br />
academic achievement. Similarly,<br />
National Arts Honor Society, one of the<br />
most successful and widely recognized<br />
associations on campus, honors those who<br />
are impressively sophisticated in their<br />
talents within the arts.<br />
In the Religion Pillar, acolyte positions<br />
are opening up and roles within the Chapel<br />
Committee are available for student<br />
applications. The Students of Service<br />
(SOS) association on campus is accepting<br />
applications for leadership positions for<br />
specific projects that the group takes on.<br />
Student Senate and Student Council are<br />
also looking for Knights to take office and<br />
participate in next year’s student government.<br />
Math Club leads an amazing Pi Day celebration full of pies, candy, and cakes! Ellie<br />
Ragiel, Anna St. Denis, Sarah Andrews, and Bronwyn Walsh helped during the<br />
event. Image courtesy of Dr. Papakonstantinou.<br />
AP tests quickly approaching<br />
PATRICK BAYOUTH<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The AP program at Episcopal includes<br />
22 classes with hundreds of EHS students<br />
taking them. Many of us have questions..<br />
What should we do?<br />
As practice AP tests and actual AP tests<br />
quickly approach, many students have<br />
begun frantically studying for these extremely<br />
important college credit exams.<br />
There is a wide variety of AP classes<br />
offered at Episcopal High School, which<br />
gives students opportunities to push their<br />
limits and possibly earn a college credit in<br />
the process. Aside from the college credit,<br />
an AP course can help a student become<br />
a better, more efficient studier and put<br />
together a more appealing transcript for<br />
colleges.<br />
Taking an AP class in high school and<br />
passing the AP test leads to not having to<br />
take that class in college, therefore saving<br />
money and time. By passing an AP course,<br />
you will not have to take that class ever<br />
again.<br />
The amount of stress they bring may<br />
seem daunting, yet these courses are an<br />
investment for each student’s future. They<br />
can make college both more manageable<br />
and fun at the same time. For those getting<br />
ready for the upcoming AP tests, here are<br />
a few study tips:<br />
1. Get a good night’s sleep before the test.<br />
2. Eat a good breakfast.<br />
3. Cramming does not work.<br />
Good luck to all students taking AP tests<br />
this year.<br />
Leadership opportunities are great ways to meet other students and excel in a certain<br />
category. Leadership positions are encouraged to all students, as leaders are<br />
taught responsibility and how to work with others. Image courtesy of soyouwanttobealeader.com.<br />
Code Wars computer programming<br />
contests challenge young developers<br />
Computer science students Aidan Stewart, Alexandra Herrera, Kenneth Pereira,<br />
Sam Lee, and Sam Elmer competed in a Code Wars competition recently, a computer<br />
programming team challenge. Photo courtesy of EHS website.<br />
Taking AP courses can be challenging, but also beneficial when preparing students<br />
for college. Image courtesy of fresnou.org.<br />
DANIEL DAVIS<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The competition known as Code Wars<br />
is a computer-programming contest for<br />
high school students around Houston.<br />
The competition has been hosted on<br />
Hewlett-Packard’s campus in Houston<br />
for 15 years. Over the past four years, the<br />
competition has been hosted across the<br />
world in cities such as Austin, Bangalore,<br />
Palo Alto, Roseville, and Taipei.<br />
Recently, students in Mr. Alan Duncan’s<br />
computer science class competed<br />
in this competition. The students include<br />
Daniel Kai, Sam Elmer, Kenneth Pereira,<br />
and Sam Lee who used their skills and<br />
knowledge from class to participate in the<br />
annual CodeWars competition.<br />
In 2015, the competition expanded to<br />
Barcelona and Newcastle. With this event<br />
quickly growing in popularity and publicity,<br />
it is spreading in more cities each year.<br />
No Code Wars event is complete without<br />
a wide array of attractions: wide ranges of<br />
programming challenges, plenty of food,<br />
music, a high-tech feel, and an abundance<br />
of giveaways.<br />
Junior Jackson Williams added, “The<br />
high schoolers enjoy the competitive and<br />
stimulating environment.”<br />
The energetic atmosphere pushes the<br />
students to learn and compete. At the<br />
conclusion of the CodeWars competition,<br />
the top two teams are awarded trophies<br />
in addition to prizes such as computers,<br />
software, monitors, and many other accessories.
6 The Knight Times<br />
<strong>THE</strong> RADISH <strong>THE</strong> RADISH<br />
7<br />
FDA says “told you so” as youth nearly succumbs to sauce<br />
NEW ORLEANS - A sauce overload was the<br />
culprit in an incident this past Thursday outside<br />
a Chick-fil-A, resulting in injury to a young male<br />
customer. The smallish boy, later identified as<br />
EHS junior Patrick Bayouth, was overcome by the<br />
sauce choices available at the establishment, and<br />
he was literally “lost in the sauce.”<br />
Bayouth, a devourtee of the epicurean order<br />
Knights of the Overindulgent Sauce and its leader/<br />
gourmand Hunter Megarity, was rushed to the<br />
hospital in taste bud arrest, and attending doctors<br />
confirmed that he partook in too much sauce – his<br />
body simply shutdown due to the vast amounts.<br />
When asked why he gorged, Bayouth blushed, “I<br />
just love it too much; I don’t know when enough is<br />
enough.”<br />
The naive youth clearly ignored the posted<br />
sauce-to-bite ratio, which could have saved him<br />
from his saucy fandango. The Food and Drug<br />
Administration’s (FDA) recommended daily dip<br />
allowance of sauce is clear and among some of<br />
the fundamental rules of condiment eating. Diners<br />
should dip their chicken or fries in sauce as much<br />
as they desire, but the ratio should never surpass<br />
1:1. Bayouth claims he had never heard of this<br />
rule, but he wishes he knew about it prior to getting<br />
lost.<br />
Fortnite tryouts begin among SPC schools<br />
EA SPORTS - Everyone has heard of Fortnite<br />
by now and how it is quickly taking the world<br />
by storm. Whether you are a parent trying to pry<br />
your son away from the TV screen or a girlfriend<br />
yearning for attention from your man, this game<br />
has blown up over the past few months.<br />
For those who do not know what Fortnite is, it<br />
is a PvP (Player vs Player) video game for Xbox,<br />
Playstation, or PC where 100 players drop into a<br />
map and try to eliminate each other until the last<br />
man wins. The players parachute into the map with<br />
no equipment while trying to find resources and<br />
weapons to survive.<br />
Recently, there have been many proposals presented<br />
to Athletic Director Jason Grove and the administration<br />
about adding a new sport to the school<br />
- a Fortnite Battle Royale team which will compete<br />
in tournaments against other SPC schools to get<br />
the most Victory Royales. The school has accepted<br />
this proposal and they think it is a great idea. The<br />
Gray embraces Tar Heel commitment<br />
UNC News - EHS junior Galen Gray is a<br />
woman of many words. No words came to mind<br />
(shockingly) last week, however, after a horrifying<br />
accident took place at her home just a few minutes<br />
after 8:00 Monday night.<br />
Galen had just returned from a grueling day at<br />
school. She had missed the first half of her Spanish<br />
test because she overslept after catching the redeye<br />
in from Chapel Hill the night before – where<br />
she was hanging out with friends and cheering on<br />
the UNC Tar Heels, while they played Syracuse<br />
(notice that she was not at the EHS v Kinkaid<br />
baseball game…).<br />
Señor Warren refused to extend her time on the<br />
test – not that it really mattered - she’s already<br />
collegiately committed, after all – and the day just<br />
went downhill from there. Her Tar Heel sweatshirt<br />
got stained at lunch and she accidentally chipped<br />
her Carolina blue nail polish during sixth period.<br />
All in all, it was not shaping up to be a good day.<br />
Definitely not the day a UNC field hockey commit<br />
should be having.<br />
When she returned home that night, everything<br />
was normal. She texted with her friends in her<br />
UNC group chat; reminded her other, non-commit<br />
friends that, no, she was not taking the ACT this<br />
weekend because, duh, she’s already committed;<br />
and fixed that pesky chip in her Carolina blue nail<br />
polish. Around 8:05 p.m., however, when she went<br />
to get her field hockey stick out of her car for its<br />
nightly wax and polish, a shriek could be heard<br />
throughout the neighborhood. Galen quickly called<br />
Doctors believe Bayouth will fully recover,<br />
though it is a long road ahead for the sauce enthusiast.<br />
They advise others to follow FDA guidelines,<br />
In an April Fools Day demonstration of creativity, The Knight Times proudly presents The Radish,<br />
a collection of news stories that failed to meet the final cut - in both quality and fact-finding.<br />
and heed the words of rapper Gucci Mane: “If a<br />
man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But<br />
the same man can be lost in the sauce.”<br />
Local high school student Patrick Bayouth lies helpless in a sea of sauce. FDA officials are warning<br />
the public about these toxic encounters with condiments. Photo by Isabel Young.<br />
only negative being the loss of many athletes from<br />
other school programs.<br />
Junior Will Keenan exclaimed, “I have been<br />
waiting for this day my whole life. We Fortniters<br />
have been suppressed for too long! I wasn’t contributing<br />
to football any time soon, but now I can<br />
make a real difference in the Athletic Pillar.”<br />
Senior Reed Stanley agreed, “I have been hoping<br />
to be able to show off my skills in something<br />
before graduating.”<br />
Tryouts will be held in the Alkek Gym on April 8<br />
from 4:00 – 6:00 p.m.<br />
The EHS Athletic Pillar encourages everyone<br />
who believes he or she is a good enough player to<br />
be a part of the team to compete for a spot on the<br />
squad.<br />
Aspiring Fortniters are asked to bring their own<br />
controller or keypad and written consent and<br />
acknowledgement of disappointment from their<br />
parents.<br />
the police to report the theft of her prized UNC<br />
bumper sticker off the back of her car.<br />
The bumper sticker has still not been returned,<br />
but Galen’s not fretting – no need to worry – she’s<br />
still committed.<br />
Junior Galen Gray sports some of the swag that<br />
comprises most if not all of her closet. Photo by<br />
David Framel.<br />
Junior Will Kennan puts baseball, football, and<br />
academics aside in pursuit of his Fortnite dream.<br />
Photo by Daniel Davis.<br />
Radish Root: Investigative dig<br />
FYI, EHS’ JD GTG 2 SJS RN, BTW<br />
ESPN - In a surprise move that will have an<br />
immediate impact on the Athletics Pillar, Episcopal<br />
HS junior Jaylen Davis officially announced his<br />
transfer to the St. John’s School this past Friday.<br />
Davis originally transferred to EHS from St.<br />
Thomas High School and is a three-sport varsity<br />
athlete in basketball, football, and track. All<br />
the programs have voiced their concern about<br />
the effect his departure will have on their future<br />
success. Dismissing speculation that it was all fake<br />
news, Davis categorically confirmed that he will<br />
be trading his Knight blue for Maverick red: “I like<br />
horses.”<br />
Davis added, “I knew from the moment I came to<br />
EHS, I wasn’t planning on staying very long.”<br />
He was an essential part of the Knights football<br />
and basketball teams, and his talent on the field<br />
and court is going to be irreplaceable.<br />
“I am looking forward to getting numerous dubs,<br />
and we will see you on the other side at SPC next<br />
year. Go Mavericks!”<br />
Smith was former SAE president, embraced Greek life<br />
Panhellenic Association of America - Mr.<br />
Travis Smith is known on the Episcopal High<br />
School campus in Bellaire, Texas, as a renowned<br />
soccer coach with three SPC championships to his<br />
credit, for his enthusiastic approach to the rendering<br />
of history to his students, and as a former<br />
Adler Award winner; however, new information is<br />
emerging that uncovers a different Mr. Smith, one<br />
with an unfortunate and hidden past.<br />
Ask anyone who has spent five minutes with<br />
the man and he or she will tell you that Mr. Smith<br />
despises the frat culture, best seen in the mockery<br />
he makes of Greek life, especially its foolish traditions<br />
and trends, but it has recently been discovered<br />
that Mr. Smith has clearly been repressing his<br />
glory days as a former President of an SAE chapter.<br />
Deep-rooted Radish investigation has exposed<br />
that he owns clothes from the Vineyard Vines<br />
“Frat Bros for Life” collection, Ralph Lauren’s<br />
“Horse Meat is Good Meat,” and Southern Tides “I<br />
Only Wear Fishing Gear Even Though I’ve Never<br />
Fished a Day in My Life” line. He even exclusively<br />
wears khaki shorts from the “Khaki Shorts Go<br />
with Everything MOM!” collection, along with a<br />
couple of coral-colored shorts. He refuses to drink<br />
out of any cup that is not Yeti and loves to wear<br />
Social experiment<br />
goes horribly wrong<br />
HOUSTON DMV - In what sources describe as<br />
a poorly thought out collaboration of departments<br />
in a local college prep high school, dozens of rear<br />
bumpers on the vehicles of faculty and students<br />
will soon be off to the repair shop for replacement.<br />
Members of the Episcopal High School community<br />
in Bellaire, Texas, were encouraged by the<br />
school’s History Department and Facilities Department<br />
to drive in reverse on the campus for a day to<br />
“promote an appreciation for where we have been<br />
while taking advantage of spacious driveway and<br />
parking areas” resulting from the school’s years of<br />
new construction.<br />
“Our ultimate goal was for students to gain a<br />
sense of the importance of looking back at where<br />
they have been to better understand where they are<br />
going,” said History instructor Shelly Edmonds.<br />
“Maybe we didn’t think it through.”<br />
Facilities personnel declined comment.<br />
“It was like bumper cars,” beamed junior Cole<br />
Aaronson. “We should make a day of it.”<br />
Future cooperative efforts have been put on hold<br />
for board review.<br />
“I Ubered over when I heard the announcement,”<br />
said math teacher Mark Raggett. “Statistically, it<br />
wasn’t going to work.”<br />
Other forward-thinking members of the community<br />
also chose not to participate.<br />
New Mav Jaylen Davis. Photo courtesy of papercitymag.com<br />
and by David Framel.<br />
Patagonia when the weather gets a bit chilly.<br />
If you go to the golf course on the weekends,<br />
then you will surely see Mr. Smith driving the golf<br />
cart into the lake and at the gun range shooting<br />
some old root beer cans #tfm. The only pair of sunglasses<br />
that can properly block the sun for him are<br />
obviously Ray Bans, which he regularly wears<br />
indoors - for no reason.<br />
Mr. Smith purposely came to EHS in order to<br />
recruit mini-frat brotheren to carry on his SAE legacy.<br />
He is constantly listening in the halls for boys<br />
who talk like potential frat bros. He has been heard<br />
more than once using catch phrases in an attempt<br />
to draw in the future fratty, such as “SUH BRUH,”<br />
“Dude, Mexico was lit,” “Yo, you wanna bop on<br />
back to the frat castle?,” “Should I order the mint<br />
green polo or the George W. Blue?,” “You’re the<br />
only girl I’m talking to,” “Gotta get them gainz,”<br />
and the ever popular “frat-astic.”<br />
A rare image of Mr. Smith in his frat gear at an<br />
SAE alumni weekend gathering. Photo courtesy<br />
of SAE Lehigh Chapter Facebook.<br />
Flat Earth Chapter<br />
catching on at EHS<br />
MIRROR ONLINE - A brief interview with<br />
the leader of EHS’s newly established Flat Earth<br />
Society Chapter, Anna McLauchlin.<br />
What made start advocating for the Flat Earth<br />
Society and institute a chapter at EHS?<br />
I became passionate about advocating for Flat<br />
Earth after realizing just how irresponsible it is to<br />
keep a secret like this. The government doesn’t<br />
realize that by continually lying to people to such<br />
extremes, something horrific is going to happen -<br />
like people falling off the edge of the earth.<br />
How do you explain Elon Musk’s recent launch<br />
of his Tesla Model X into space?<br />
Obviously, this is the case of people blindly believing<br />
everything they see on the Internet – just<br />
as people blindly believe everything seen on TV in<br />
Neil Armstrong’s moon landing days.<br />
So you don’t think Neil Armstrong landed on<br />
the moon?<br />
That’s impossible since the moon is just a hologram.<br />
Have you found that there are other Flat Earth<br />
supporters such as yourself at EHS?<br />
Of course – the Flat Earth Society has followers<br />
around the globe.<br />
Wait… did you just say…<br />
Sorry, I’ve got to go to track practice. Bye.<br />
The stars advise you to proceed with caution<br />
before “hopping on the battle bus” for that next<br />
Fortnite game. Your fingers are starting to turn<br />
orange from all the Cheetos dust.<br />
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What “lies” behind the beard?<br />
JUST FOR MEN - When people think of beautiful<br />
facial hair and EHS, generally their reverie<br />
turns to Mr. Dan Binder.<br />
His luxurious beard wraps around his face like a<br />
blanket around a baby, and its texture calls to mind<br />
a young antelope without a mother. Many reflect<br />
in awe at how that beard has coexisted on campus<br />
under the watchful eye of its owner, even earning<br />
“separate entity” status in his health plan along<br />
with a small at-work stipend from the Religion<br />
Pillar. Little did members of the EHS community<br />
suspect that it was all one huge lie.<br />
One day after school, students heading to their<br />
cars spotted Mr. Binder seated upright in his own<br />
vehicle, looking intently into the rearview mirror<br />
with a concerted glare in his eyes. What followed<br />
next shook the very foundation of the community.<br />
Mr. Binder began to slowly remove the beard, and<br />
in so doing exposed his bare chin to the world.<br />
The beard - source of identification, the first thing<br />
To find out what the stars say, read the forecast given for your birth sign<br />
ARIES<br />
MAR 21 - APR 19<br />
This week you will discover the falsehood of<br />
the statement “there are no stupid ideas.” The<br />
stars wish you all the best trying to get your toe<br />
unstuck from the bath faucet.<br />
TAURUS<br />
APR 20 - MAY 20<br />
The stars foresee no major changes to your life<br />
this week – which, in your case, is quite unfortunate.<br />
GEMINI<br />
MAY 21 - JUNE 20<br />
The powers-that-be predict a sequence of strange<br />
dreams in your future - think “kidnapped by<br />
Quentin Tarantino’s version of The Little Einsteins.”<br />
Unfortunately, we cannot tell you what<br />
they mean.<br />
CANCER<br />
JUNE 21 - JULY 22<br />
The stars hazily predict a D on a poetry writing<br />
assignment in English next week. You may want<br />
to invest in a black turtleneck and a pair of thickrimmed<br />
glasses before it is too late.<br />
LEO<br />
JULY 23 - AUG 22<br />
You will meet a mysterious ginger who will<br />
coerce you into participating in his performance<br />
art piece next week. The stars hope you don’t<br />
mind getting your hands dirty and aren’t allergic<br />
to mayonnaise.<br />
VIRGO<br />
AUG 23 - SEPT 22<br />
through a door, and his constant companion - was<br />
a wig. The beard, admired and loved by all, was<br />
simply a plastic sham, made in a factory. Images<br />
were blown and hearts sunk in disappointment.<br />
What’s real? What’s a lie? Who else is hiding<br />
behind a wig of lies?<br />
Photo courtesy of ydsinfo.yale.edu.<br />
LIBRA<br />
SEPT 23 - OCT 22<br />
You will be on the brink of reaching total<br />
enlightenment next Sunday night, until you are<br />
interrupted with the thought that you are really<br />
craving some chips and queso.<br />
SCORPIO<br />
OCT 23 - NOV 21<br />
The powers-that-be promise an exciting romantic<br />
experience for Taurus, which really sucks, since<br />
you’re a Scorpio.<br />
SAGITTARIUS<br />
NOV 22 - DEC 21<br />
The stars want to encourage you, dear Sagittarius,<br />
to channel your inner Savage-tarrius this week.<br />
They suggest un-tucking your shirt, wearing<br />
some non-EHS outerwear, and getting a tray at<br />
lunch.<br />
CAPRICORN<br />
DEC 22 - JAN 19<br />
For reasons beyond fates control, you will be<br />
transported back to November of 2011. We hope<br />
you kept your hair feathers and are willing to<br />
participate in the plank challenge.<br />
AQUARIUS<br />
JAN 20 - FEB 18<br />
Your entire week will be derailed after you can’t<br />
remember the name of that one movie where that<br />
blonde guy finally gets with the brunette girl and<br />
they work together to solve Tupac’s murder.<br />
PISCES<br />
FEB 19 - MAR 20<br />
Next week your teacher will discover that you are<br />
the type of person who listens to your horoscope.<br />
Your grade will plummet.
8 The Knight Times<br />
Entertainment<br />
Black Panther continues to break box office records<br />
OMAR DENMON<br />
Guest Writer<br />
Second-biggest solo superhero movie<br />
ever. First movie to top the weekend box<br />
office five times in a row since Avatar.<br />
Fourteenth largest grosser worldwide<br />
ever. Need I say more? After only a month<br />
since its release, Marvel’s Black Panther<br />
is already breaking records that many<br />
other blockbuster movies could only imagine<br />
reaching. With action-packed fighting<br />
scenes, an amazing soundtrack, and a deep<br />
and emotional plot, this movie has every<br />
aspect that makes it a hit at the box office.<br />
Though the ticket sales for Black<br />
Panther are astounding because of its<br />
entertainment value, the movie sends a<br />
powerful message that has resulted in<br />
positive reviews from critics and casual<br />
movie watchers. Rather than portraying<br />
what it means to be black in America or<br />
Africa, Black Panther’s ability to incorporate<br />
both into its plot is what sets it apart<br />
from other movies in its category.<br />
The movie revolves around an advanced<br />
civilization in Africa called Wakanda and<br />
follows the struggle of King T’Challa,<br />
who is gifted the powers of the Black Panther<br />
to protect the nation from the outside<br />
world. With an all-star cast including<br />
Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan,<br />
Angela Bassett, and many more, there was<br />
no doubt that this movie had the potential<br />
to be groundbreaking for spreading<br />
African culture into a society that has<br />
little to no knowledge about it. Without<br />
an excellent performance from Boseman<br />
and supporting cast, this movie would<br />
have gone down as one of the biggest<br />
blunders in cinematic history due to the<br />
April promises diverse new music<br />
ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />
Staff Writer<br />
hype surrounding it. However, every cast<br />
member did an excellent job in fulfilling<br />
his or her role and took the movie to a<br />
different level.<br />
The Marvel cinematic universe has<br />
made history by having an African-American<br />
director with a predominantly black<br />
cast make a movie that has been critically<br />
acclaimed. Black Panther has undoubtedly<br />
made its name in the film world but<br />
has also made waves in society by bringing<br />
awareness of African culture in North<br />
America. It has also sent a strong political<br />
message, resulting in African-American<br />
activists starting a political movement<br />
called #WakandaTheVote, encouraging<br />
voting among blacks.<br />
As the first black superhero film in a<br />
world that has primarily focused on white<br />
superheroes, Black Panther underlines<br />
society’s treatment of black and white<br />
Americans. In recent years, African-Americans<br />
have been treated with a renewed<br />
series of prejudicial attacks. NFL players<br />
are now unable to kneel in protest without<br />
harsh criticism from the President, team<br />
owners, or many of the fans. A recent<br />
comment from President Trump regarding<br />
an African country has also raised tension<br />
between the two most prominent ethnic<br />
groups in the U.S.<br />
Due to this shift in the social fabric,<br />
Black Panther is a movie that is essential<br />
in boosting African-American morale at a<br />
time when there is a rising disconnect in<br />
racial equality. Black Panther is not only<br />
a movie that is just relatable for African-Americans<br />
but serves as caution that<br />
freedom gained by systems of oppression<br />
does not liberate us, but further enslaves<br />
us, which can be applied to everyone.<br />
As summer quickly approaches, many<br />
musicians are gearing up for summer tours<br />
and festivals, and April is a one of the last<br />
few months that is not jam-packed with<br />
new music and news.<br />
That being said, here is what is going on<br />
for this month in music.<br />
Several artists are coming out with new<br />
albums. These artists include Kimbra,<br />
Tinashe, Kali Uchis, Willie Nelson,<br />
Janelle Monáe, the Eels, Unknown Mortal<br />
Orchestra, Lord Huron, and Jason Aldean.<br />
In Houston news, In Bloom and the Rodeo<br />
were both last month and this month,<br />
there are several big shows taking place.<br />
Here some of the acts coming to Houston<br />
this April: Foo Fighters (April 18),<br />
Miguel (April 3), Jack White (April 30),<br />
Haim (April 25), Eric Church (April 27),<br />
King Krule (April 9), and Matt and Kim<br />
(April 13).<br />
Record Store Day takes place on Saturday,<br />
April 21.<br />
Rare and unreleased David Bowie<br />
albums are coming out; Brian Eno and<br />
Kevin Shields are releasing a 12” together,<br />
the National is releasing a live album, Arcade<br />
Fire is reissuing their debut EP, Sufjan<br />
Stevens is releasing a 10” of his songs<br />
from the Oscar-nominated movie “Call<br />
Me By Your Name,” and Led Zeppelin is<br />
issuing previously unreleased music.<br />
For the most part, that’s it for April.<br />
May is going to be a big month as the<br />
summer starts.<br />
The Marvel film Black Panther makes millions with its prominent message to all.<br />
Photo by thegeektwins.com.<br />
Young and Hungry<br />
The versatile, vibrant radish. Image courtesy of splendidtable.org.<br />
Photo by blackbirdautomotivejournal.com.<br />
ISABEL YOUNG<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Happy Radish month! In recognition of<br />
The Knight Times Radish and April Fool’s<br />
day present to you, my readers, I will be<br />
addressing the mysterious vegetable, the<br />
radish.<br />
Do you know how many differen foods<br />
radishes appear in? The options are<br />
endless. Radishes are in/on avocado toast,<br />
salads, or dishes like steak or chicken as<br />
décor (or if you are really feeling risky, to<br />
eat).<br />
Some people’s favorite radish variation<br />
is horseradish; of course, with my love of<br />
sauce, I think this is the best form of the<br />
mighty radish. I mean, seriously, how can<br />
sauce not be the best form of anything?<br />
When asked his opinion of radishes,<br />
Director of Staff for the KT, Mr. Framel,<br />
commented that “they have a unique color<br />
and a sting, if you will, making them<br />
excellent to eat.”<br />
I could not agree more! The vibrant<br />
radish red makes them draw you in and<br />
want to put them on top of everything to<br />
add flavor and esthetic appeal.<br />
So if you don’t eat radishes already with<br />
everything, I recommend you start! Happy<br />
radishing everybody!<br />
(Hah. Just kidding. April Fools. I don’t<br />
like radishes. They’re gross!)
Sports<br />
BASEBALL<br />
Sports<br />
Brief<br />
The varsity baseball team has started the<br />
season with an impressive 10-4-1 record.<br />
Episcopal has been ranked the number one<br />
private high school in Texas with key wins<br />
over Lutheran South, Barbers Hill, and<br />
nationally ranked Cy Ranch.<br />
The team looks to continue their winning<br />
streak as they move into SPC play.<br />
Behind the senior leadership of Peter<br />
Geib, Hunter Megarity, Jack Grams, Luke<br />
Anderson, Antonio Cruz, Justin Fox, and<br />
Joe Davis, the Knights hope to win their<br />
second consecutive SPC Championship.<br />
The Knight Times 9<br />
Records falling in track and field in <strong>2018</strong><br />
SYDNEY HUTCHINS<br />
Managing Editor<br />
Over its past few meets, the track team<br />
has been hammering the records chart<br />
with multiple first places and many personal<br />
records.<br />
In the first race of the season at the<br />
Strake Jesuit Crusader Relays, the varsity<br />
had six athletes place in the top ten in<br />
four events. At the St. John’s Maverick<br />
Relays, Kenny Otah placed first in the<br />
100 meters and Jamie Tatum placed first<br />
in discus. Five second place and third<br />
place finishes and five personal records<br />
accompanied these accomplishments. The<br />
Knights also had another great showing at<br />
the Kinkaid Relays in which the girls team<br />
placed third. Eight personal records in addition<br />
to Daniel Cai’s first place personal<br />
record in the 110m hurdles highlighted the<br />
performance. Senior Kansas Watts also<br />
had a first in long jump and Jamie Tatum<br />
came in first in discus, setting a new EHS<br />
record of 131’7 that had stood since 2003.<br />
Lastly, in the TSU Relays over the break,<br />
the Knights had six personal records set at<br />
the meet.<br />
According to Head Coach Isaiah Coleman,<br />
“The track and field team is off to a<br />
great start this season. Several studentathletes<br />
have already set personal records<br />
and even EHS school records. That’s<br />
awesome considering how early in the<br />
season we still are. Now that we are back<br />
from spring break, the six-week push<br />
towards SPC begins. With our upperclassmen<br />
leadership and young talent, we will<br />
be able to finish out the season strong at<br />
SPC with even more personal records and<br />
hopefully a few more EHS school records.<br />
We want to be at our best at SPC!”<br />
The JV had a strong start to the season<br />
as well at the JV League Track Meet at<br />
Houston Christian where they had a few<br />
personal bests set. Athletes Colton Deutsh,<br />
Obe Lewis, Aaron Deutsh, and Xavier<br />
Fefie placed first in their 4 x100m relay.<br />
Elizabeth Nottingham placed first in the<br />
400 meters, and Catalina Rendon placed<br />
first in pole vault.<br />
GIRLS LACROSSE<br />
Look out, ‘cause here they come. You<br />
see them walking around school strutting<br />
their fresh and clean new white Polos, but<br />
you should also come see them play and<br />
strut their moves on the field.<br />
The girls varsity lacrosse team has vast<br />
amounts of potential for this season. So<br />
far they have played seven games and put<br />
up a respectable fight against some strong<br />
competition. Although they have suffered<br />
some defeats, they have already improved<br />
greatly, which showed in their last game<br />
before Spring Break against St. Andrew’s<br />
in which they came out victorious 24-9.<br />
The captains for this year’s team are seniors<br />
Merrie Afseth, Anna St. Denis, and<br />
Sofia Maldonado.<br />
BOYS LACROSSE<br />
After an exciting victory against Bridgeland<br />
in the young season, the boys<br />
lacrosse team looks to continue their momentum<br />
in anticipation for SPC matches.<br />
The team has had some difficulty in the<br />
beginning of the season, as there were<br />
multiple challenging games, including<br />
Memorial and St. Andrew’s.<br />
This week the team has games against<br />
Kinkaid and St. John’s, so be sure to attend<br />
the matches and support the boys.<br />
SOFTBALL<br />
It is that time of year again, EHS.<br />
Softball season has returned, and the girls<br />
are determined to take home the gold.<br />
The team has started the season strong<br />
with wins over St. Agnes and St. John the<br />
Baptist, among others, during tournament<br />
play.<br />
With intense and highly energized practices,<br />
the girls connect and show Episcopal<br />
true teamwork. We’re all excited to see<br />
softball achieve familiar title heights.<br />
TENNIS<br />
The varsity girls tennis team beat Awty<br />
5-0 on <strong>March</strong> 1 as Sam Newland, Hallie<br />
Byatt, Sophia Wayne, Rollins Bell, Luce<br />
Tysor, Grace Lane, and Carolyn Hammond<br />
continue to contribute with key<br />
match victories.<br />
The varsity boys team, led by Preston<br />
Herrold, Zach Georgsson, Alexander<br />
Andrews, Aidan Stewart, Max Finkelstein,<br />
and Nile Khan finished 2-3 in their Awty<br />
match.<br />
The girls’ next match was against St.<br />
Agnes on <strong>March</strong> 22 (result)<br />
The boys play St. Thomas on April 3.<br />
During the Maverick Relays in early <strong>March</strong> at St. John’s, sophomore Charlotte Schaeffer put in an impressive performance<br />
in the long jump. Photo by PhotoJ.<br />
Any time is tee time for golf programs<br />
PATRICK BAYOUTH<br />
DANIEL DAVIS<br />
Staff Writers<br />
The <strong>2018</strong> varsity boys golf team has had<br />
an exceptionally strong start to the spring<br />
season. New head coach Wayne Jones has<br />
instilled his strong work ethic throughout<br />
the program, which has shown in each<br />
of the team’s two tournaments at Black<br />
Horse Golf Club and Lost Pines.<br />
The overnight trip to Lost Pines not only<br />
turned out to be a successful tournament<br />
but also helped some of the younger players<br />
on the team bond with upperclassmen.<br />
Coach Jones and the team are currently<br />
preparing for their upcoming tournament<br />
at Herman Park in the Woodlands.<br />
The Knights girls golf team is looking<br />
sharper in preparation for an SPC run. The<br />
Knights are confident they can compete<br />
for the SPC championship with a team led<br />
by seniors Margaret Runnels, Mary Helen<br />
Kennedy, and Miranda Greenwalt. Sophomores<br />
Alisia Cruz and Madelyn Scholtes<br />
are contributing to the team by providing<br />
a spark of young talent on the links.<br />
On <strong>March</strong> 4 the team visited the Hyatt<br />
Lost Pines course in Austin to compete in<br />
their annual tournament and finished in<br />
third place. Their next tournament is being<br />
held in the Woodlands on <strong>March</strong> 26, and<br />
the girls are confident they will bring an<br />
outstanding performance. Coach Meghan<br />
Moake encourages the girls to do their<br />
best and fuels them with confidence in a<br />
game that can be quite frustrating. With<br />
tough competition this year in SPC, the<br />
Episcopal Knights girls golf team may be<br />
the team to beat.<br />
Senior golfers planning on leading their team to another SPC championship are<br />
Margaret Runnels, Miranda Greenwalt, and Mary Helen Kennedy. Photo by PhotoJ.
10 The Knight Times<br />
Opinion<br />
Time’s Up Movement making itself heard nationwide<br />
ELLIOTT JONES<br />
Staff Writer<br />
In this new age of Hollywood, the Harvey<br />
Weinstein scandal brought a wave of fear<br />
and sadness but also courage and strength<br />
for those around the country and the globe.<br />
After more than 50 women spoke out about<br />
their experiences with sexual assault and<br />
abuse involving this horrible man, the Me<br />
Too movement sparked bravery in men<br />
and women from all over as victims shared<br />
their stories of abuse in the workplace and<br />
at home.<br />
As the entire world was watching not<br />
only the Weinstein Scandal but also the Me<br />
Too movement unfold, many women began<br />
wondering how they could change the<br />
balance of power in which they were living<br />
and how they could stop sexual harassment<br />
once and for all. On January 1, with 300<br />
women in tow, the Time’s Up movement<br />
began. Started by Shonda Rhimes, Ashley<br />
Judd, Natalie Portman, and America Ferrera,<br />
the Time’s Up movement is a means<br />
for powerful women of Hollywood, tired<br />
of having to live in fear of either losing<br />
their jobs or being blacklisted, to speak out<br />
against their harassers. With a strong legal<br />
defense team behind it, Time’s Up is calling<br />
on women who have been harassed to<br />
stand up and fight back.<br />
While abuse and harassment are one aspect<br />
of this movement, another is to fight<br />
against gender inequality. Even today,<br />
many women around the world suffer from<br />
unequal pay. According to the Economic<br />
Policy Institute, white women are only<br />
paid 81 cents to every white man’s dollar;<br />
Asian women earn 88 cents, African American<br />
women 65 cents, and Hispanic women<br />
only 59 cents. This staggering gap in pay,<br />
especially among women and men in the<br />
same profession with the same level of expertise,<br />
is unbelievable and needs to end.<br />
For example, Mark Wahlberg and Emma<br />
Stone are Hollywood’s highest paid actors.<br />
While Wahlberg makes $68 million per<br />
year, Stone only makes $26 million. That<br />
is a $42 million difference! How is that acceptable?<br />
Both have won several awards,<br />
ranging from an Oscar to a Critics’ Choice.<br />
Again, how is that even possible?<br />
Even in its first three months, Time’s Up<br />
has already deemed itself incredibly successful.<br />
According to The Atlantic, the<br />
movement has raised more than $14 million<br />
in order to provide legal support to<br />
women and men who have experienced<br />
abuse and neglect in the workplace. This<br />
number continues to grow daily.<br />
The Golden Globes also illustrated the<br />
power this movement has not only on everyday<br />
people but also on the celebrities<br />
of Hollywood. In a stand of solidarity, the<br />
women wore all black to acknowledge and<br />
stand with victims while the men showed<br />
their support by sporting the Time’s Up pin.<br />
This event showed widespread support.<br />
Host Seth Meyers poked fun at the Harvey<br />
Weinstein scandal, and other celebrities,<br />
including Oprah Winfrey, spoke about<br />
their own abuse. Elisabeth Moss promised<br />
Margaret Atwood, poet and author of The<br />
Handmaid’s Tale, that the women and men<br />
in <strong>2018</strong> would stand up against the inequality<br />
and injustice of the world.<br />
Since the Time’s Up movement was announced<br />
on the first day of this year, I have<br />
been in full support of it. I constantly get<br />
asked why I support something that cannot<br />
be fixed overnight. My answer to this question<br />
is always this: I support the Time’s Up<br />
movement because I am tired of seeing<br />
women getting hurt by the injustice of this<br />
world. They are afraid of what others will<br />
think of them when they explain that they<br />
were assaulted or abused. While I have not<br />
Self-driving cars are right around the corner. Are we ready?<br />
ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The future is quickly approaching and<br />
autonomous cars are becoming less of a<br />
pipe dream and more of a reality. In fact,<br />
Toyota vowed to spend nearly $3 billion on<br />
the software to self-driving<br />
cars, joining the likes<br />
of Tesla and Uber. As<br />
self-driving cars are getting<br />
closer to becoming<br />
a normal addition to the<br />
road, many are left wondering<br />
about the ethics<br />
of driverless cars. There<br />
are two facets to understanding<br />
the ethics of this<br />
newfound phenomenon:<br />
how cars would prioritize<br />
passengers in an accident<br />
and the people who<br />
would be out of work<br />
once autonomous cars<br />
become the norm.<br />
Many ethicists have<br />
started to contemplate<br />
the moral dilemmas that<br />
come with self-driving<br />
cars, as they relate to human<br />
life. Chris Gerdes<br />
and Patrick Lin, professors<br />
at Stanford and Cal<br />
Poly, brought philosophers<br />
and engineers together<br />
to deliberate the<br />
issue. During the meeting,<br />
they gave several<br />
scenarios and tested the<br />
code that the cars had implemented,<br />
trying to gauge whether the car<br />
would prioritize humans over parked cars.<br />
Whereas humans have the ability to reasonably<br />
judge and think critically about situations,<br />
cars are not able to think; they are<br />
only able to do what they are programmed<br />
to do. Cars also cannot act in grey areas the<br />
same way that humans can, such as speeding<br />
in emergencies. In no-win scenarios,<br />
programmers and ethicists would have to<br />
deal with making the difficult choice regarding<br />
human lives. One example of this<br />
is the infamous Trolley problem, in which<br />
one must decide between letting a train run<br />
over five people or pulling a lever and only<br />
personally had this abuse firsthand, it hurts<br />
me more than anything to hear about those<br />
that have had to deal with this, some for<br />
years.<br />
Women are just as powerful, just as<br />
strong, and just as smart as men, and they<br />
should be praised for it. We have lived far<br />
too long in the shadows. It is time for us<br />
killing one. Utilitarianism states that the<br />
answer is obvious; it’s a simple equation<br />
in order to do the least amount of damage.<br />
There are always caveats, though, and the<br />
consequences of these caveats must be<br />
dealt with. It is not about killing one or<br />
killing five; it is trying to understand if the<br />
passenger should be prioritized or other<br />
drivers, or if human welfare should be optimized<br />
overall. Many are left wondering<br />
what the car’s responsibility is, as it cannot<br />
to stand up to abuse, demand equality, and<br />
pave the way for future women. Of course<br />
this is not going to happen overnight; I<br />
know that.<br />
But even a small action is the force behind<br />
a bigger, more powerful effect, and<br />
I want to be a part of that. I hope others<br />
agree.<br />
The Song Suffragettes, Nashville’s all-female singer-songwriter collective, has taken<br />
on the current hot topic of gender inequality and sexual misconduct against women<br />
with a new song titled “Time’s Up.” Proceeds from the sale of the song will benefit<br />
Time’s Up, the organization that created a unified call from women in entertainment<br />
to end discrimination, harassment and abuse of women everywhere. Image and information<br />
courtesy of musicrow.com.<br />
Autonomous cars are causing ethicists to question who should be responsible in an accident with a robot. If both vehicles<br />
are self-driven, who would be legally obligated to pay for damages? This image illustrates the situation people find themselves<br />
in should they be riding in an autonomous vehicle. Image courtesy of spectrum.ieee.com.<br />
make decisions that would seem obvious<br />
to humans. Whatever solution is implemented,<br />
it will be in some way flawed and<br />
accidents will still happen.<br />
That is not the only ethical problem associated<br />
with autonomous cars. Another<br />
problem is the displaced jobs when selfdriving<br />
cars become the<br />
norm. There are over<br />
three million truck drivers<br />
in the United States. Taxi,<br />
Uber, and bus drivers account<br />
for another million.<br />
The depletion of jobs due<br />
to technological advances<br />
is not modern, but making<br />
over four million jobs<br />
obsolete is major. The full<br />
implementation of selfdriving<br />
cars would likely<br />
be slow due to regulation,<br />
but despite that news,<br />
what would happen to the<br />
displaced workers? There<br />
is an ethical problem of<br />
the worth of self-driving<br />
cars if it means such massive<br />
job loss.<br />
It is important to remember<br />
that this technology is<br />
still in its infancy, yet 250<br />
million “autonomous”<br />
vehicles are planned to be<br />
on the road by 2020. The<br />
economic benefits also<br />
need to be addressed, as<br />
it should generate over<br />
one trillion dollars to the<br />
economy. Driverless cars<br />
will also decrease accidents,<br />
and make the roads safer. If we go<br />
about this the correct way, it will completely<br />
change the way we think about transportation.
Opinion<br />
The Knight Times 11<br />
New children’s Facebook App could be counterproductive<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
It is not a secret that social media is addicting.<br />
Facebook, the largest social media<br />
platform, has expanded its user base<br />
to nearly everyone. There are 1.86 billion<br />
active Facebook users, and most are old<br />
enough to make educated decisions when<br />
dealing with social media addiction. However,<br />
Facebook has recently launched a<br />
new social media app targeted at children,<br />
who are not capable of appropriately handling<br />
such a complex platform. The Messenger<br />
Kids app is designed to be a safe<br />
video chat and messaging app for children<br />
6-12 years old. While it may seem like a<br />
smart idea to steer kids away from dangerous,<br />
unfiltered Facebook content, the app<br />
actually is more harmful to children than<br />
many realize.<br />
The first issue with the app is the age<br />
range. Six-year-old and twelve-year-old<br />
children do not have the same maturity and<br />
do not consume the same content. Having<br />
middle school children interact with other<br />
children barely out of kindergarten presents<br />
a potentially harmful environment for very<br />
young children who have not matured. Furthermore,<br />
the lower end of the age range is<br />
simply too young to be using social media<br />
in a safe, intelligent way. Children of this<br />
age do not have a firm grasp on the importance<br />
of privacy online and do not understand<br />
the permanent nature of online videos<br />
and photos. While the lower end of the age<br />
range may not understand the full effects<br />
of social media, older children increasingly<br />
use many social media platforms they are<br />
not allowed to use. A BBC study found that<br />
about 75% of 10-12-year-old children with<br />
access to social media use the apps regularly.<br />
These children ignore the age limit of<br />
most apps, which is 13, by entering a false<br />
birthdate. The survey found the most popular<br />
site children under 13 use is Facebook,<br />
so it is logical that to decrease the number<br />
of underage children on the app, Facebook<br />
would launch a kids app. However, the<br />
Messenger Kids app should have a tighter<br />
age range, possibly from 10-12.<br />
While the age is just one possible concern<br />
for parents, another dangerous possibility<br />
is the potential for increased bullying<br />
on the app. While cyber bullying has been<br />
a problem on social media for years, this<br />
app opens the platform for cyber bullying<br />
to younger audiences who may have never<br />
experienced online bullying. All children,<br />
especially children as young as six years<br />
old, should not have to endure the pain and<br />
sadness of cyber bullying. Child development<br />
advocates recognize the potential of<br />
harm this app could cause, and they are<br />
currently trying to discontinue the app.<br />
According to CNN, over a dozen organizations<br />
and 100 health experts wrote a letter<br />
to Facebook advocating for the removal of<br />
the app. In the letter they identified all of<br />
the issues with the app and the difficulty<br />
for parents to raise their children in the new<br />
digital age.<br />
The Campaign for a Commercial-Free<br />
Childhood (CCFC) leads the effort against<br />
Messenger Kids, and they advocate for a<br />
digital world without exploitative marketing<br />
to kids. So far, Facebook has not addressed<br />
the problems with the app, and<br />
continues to promote unhealthy childhood<br />
development.<br />
Facebook needs to realize the influence<br />
and power they have in a child’s life and<br />
hopefully they will discontinue the app to<br />
create a safer childhood environment.<br />
Gun control must be addressed<br />
CAMI PYNE<br />
Contributing Editor<br />
Sitting in class and seeing “At least 17<br />
dead in school shooting” terrifies me.<br />
Learning more about the Florida High<br />
School shooting did not make me feel any<br />
better.<br />
I felt the chills go down my spine as I listened<br />
to Emma Gonzalez’s groundbreaking<br />
speech that called for one thing after<br />
the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman<br />
Douglas High School, and we need to listen.<br />
There were at least thirty-nine tips given<br />
to local police about shooter Nickolas<br />
Cruz, warnings about his being a violent,<br />
mentally ill individual with intent to harm<br />
himself and others. Even his quote, “I’m<br />
going to be a professional school shooter”<br />
posted on Youtube was a clear warning.<br />
Yet, nothing was done to prevent him from<br />
buying a weapon of war and murdering<br />
14 students under the age of 16 and three<br />
adults. These people were not all people<br />
Nickolas knew; they were freshmen at the<br />
school he was expelled from for “threatening”<br />
students’ lives.<br />
After the Marjory Stoneman Douglas<br />
shooting, San Bernardino shooting, Las<br />
Vegas massacre, Orlando slaughter, and<br />
Sandy Hook horrors, where does it end?<br />
It starts with us. If we continue to allow<br />
the sale of semi-automatic weapons of war,<br />
we are saying, “My right to own a gun outranks<br />
your students right to live” (Emma<br />
Gonzalez).<br />
But what can we do to change this? We<br />
can start by having conversations, about<br />
preventing people with severe mental illnesses<br />
from purchasing a firearm. We can<br />
talk about closing the gun show loophole,<br />
which allows the legal purchase of a firearm<br />
to any paying person, even a thirteenyear-old<br />
(ABC News). Most importantly,<br />
if you see something, say something. Call<br />
your legislators, call your representatives,<br />
and do something.<br />
To start combating this problem, let’s require<br />
a mental health evaluation for anyone<br />
planning to purchase a firearm, close<br />
the gun show loophole, and start a ban on<br />
bump-stocks and semi-automatic and automatic<br />
weapons. A complete and adequate<br />
mandatory gun safety course in order to<br />
obtain a license would not hurt either.<br />
The next steps in all of this would be<br />
to guarantee the safety of our students,<br />
citizens, and every American by making<br />
America Safe Again.<br />
Facebook’s Messenger Kids app attempts to offer an alternative to regular Facebook<br />
use, but the new app does not address an appropriate age range. Photo courtesy<br />
of newsroom.fb.com.<br />
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Sydney Bosarge, Kaveinga Davis, Will Davis, Spencer Donley, Cydne Harrell-Malveaux,<br />
Amber Hatfield, Alexandra Herrera, Sadie Jensen, Elliott Leathers, Chloe Masterson,<br />
Luke Pugh, Ethan Tuckwood, Luke White, Alan Ayanegui, Christina Betti, Isabel Frasier,<br />
Sophia Pamphilis, Margaret Runnels, Sophia Wayne, David Bebczuk, Sydney Cooper,<br />
Alex Deutsch, Elizabeth Anne Charbonnet, Sophia Haugh, Sadie Jensen, Lindsey Little,<br />
Anna McLauchlin, Julia Nasser, Chandler Onyekwelu, Kate Peterkin,<br />
Lexi Sagers, Madelyn Scholtes, Amelia Traylor, Celine Waxham<br />
Photo courtesy of voanews.com.<br />
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Knight Shift<br />
KT Crossword<br />
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May Flowers<br />
Hot or Not<br />
April Showers<br />
Radishes<br />
Other vegetables<br />
Laughing<br />
Hurting your funny bone<br />
Astros Opening day<br />
Rangers Opening day<br />
Amazon<br />
Toys R Us<br />
Having Fortnite wins<br />
Having a social life<br />
Having coffee at Coffee House<br />
Not actually having radishes on<br />
Radish Day<br />
Top 10 Instagram Accounts to Follow<br />
1. @ehsknighttimes if you enjoy quality journalism<br />
(Celebrity Sighting)<br />
2. @texasgrub if you’re feeling hungry<br />
3. @jerryoftheday if you wish you were on a mountain right now<br />
4. @historyphotographed if you love a good throwback<br />
5. @cadescakes if you want to be amazed<br />
6. @the.adventures.of.gerald if you are a pinata enthusiast<br />
7. @labs_of_insta if you are a pupper enthusiast<br />
8. @tunameltsmyheart if you like dogs with unconventional beauty<br />
9. @houseofhighlights if you are a sports fanatic<br />
10. @awkwardfamilyphotos if you want to cringe<br />
Don’t be misled by the April Fools Day theme of this paper; the resemblance between<br />
Horrible Bosses actor Charlie Day and EHS physics teacher Mr. Justin Hickey is no<br />
joke. Or is it simply a radish? Photo by Cami Pyne and courtesy of nme.com.<br />
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Hot Cheetos<br />
Hot Cheetos<br />
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Fortnite<br />
Fortnite<br />
Takis<br />
PUBG<br />
Recycling<br />
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Trash<br />
Recycling<br />
April Fools Day<br />
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Recycling<br />
The Kinkaid Falcon<br />
April Fools Day<br />
Easter Break<br />
April Fools Day<br />
April Fools Day<br />
Spongebob Memes<br />
Spongebob Memes<br />
Spongebob Memes<br />
Kermit Memes<br />
April Fools Day<br />
Spongebob Memes<br />
Senior Skip Day<br />
Senior Prank<br />
Senior Prank<br />
“dongle”<br />
“dongle”<br />
“adapter”