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time to finish up before my big day.<br />
Banners - done<br />
dressing gowns for <strong>the</strong><br />
morning - done<br />
yaaay zzzz time - done
morning is here too soon<br />
Joanna,<br />
get your<br />
feckin’<br />
dressing<br />
gown on<br />
now!<br />
And of course..it is joe’s<br />
birthday…<br />
Ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
bloomin’<br />
zelda book<br />
Joanna seems to have a<br />
problem with her tongue as<br />
joe looks at his new balls.<br />
make<br />
me look good<br />
or else…<br />
seriously!
Mug of tea <strong>and</strong> clean<br />
dressing gowns…all good in<br />
<strong>the</strong> hood.<br />
you are smiling at me…why<br />
are you smiling at me?<br />
one done…six to go<br />
Is this a vape<br />
Linz?<br />
hair washed ready for a<br />
blow job <strong>and</strong> some slap.
I can<br />
assure you<br />
<strong>the</strong> hissing<br />
was not your<br />
ear burning<br />
again.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y were pretty after all<br />
Linz.<br />
lots of lovely women for<br />
joe to share birthday time<br />
with.<br />
Shit…was that Flo<br />
disappearing?
Our lovely cards.<br />
cup cakes <strong>and</strong> champagne for<br />
everyone.<br />
Whoaaa too late, you did know<br />
that beauty has a price right?<br />
really… is that snow?
ored now,<br />
what can i do?<br />
oh yes…nanna panna’s hat<br />
suits you sir<br />
Is this a better<br />
angle nana nick?<br />
da daaaaa
my Princess shoes in a box…<br />
no wonder I am frigging<br />
laughing. not wearing <strong>the</strong>m,<br />
end of.<br />
i was going to wear this hat for<br />
<strong>the</strong> wedding…but nicky said it did<br />
me no favours, what does she<br />
bloody know?<br />
we sang bring me sunshine, it<br />
snowed.<br />
More tea ladies?<br />
scrubbed up well <strong>the</strong>n?
jimmy choo - really?<br />
Quick…<br />
scream like<br />
Aunty Ivy<br />
no honestly… yellow<br />
really does suit you banana,<br />
oops sorry i meant joanna.
just pose with <strong>the</strong><br />
posies - seriously,<br />
how hard can it be?<br />
hurry up our lips are getting cramp.<br />
That’s<br />
when I knew<br />
I was in<br />
trouble.<br />
how long did it stay<br />
like this?
quick, look like you are<br />
working <strong>the</strong> punters are<br />
coming in.<br />
ooh<br />
go on pull<br />
<strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
one<br />
She has<br />
this written<br />
down, what <strong>the</strong><br />
fuck chance have<br />
I got?<br />
Oh dear…i<br />
wonder if she<br />
has noticed her hat<br />
has tipped to <strong>the</strong><br />
side.<br />
how many<br />
bleedin’ hymns…<br />
jesus!<br />
shitting bricks, no mate…<br />
more like ready made<br />
houses.<br />
You don’t<br />
st<strong>and</strong> a chance if<br />
this is <strong>the</strong> queue for<br />
<strong>the</strong> toilet, go <strong>and</strong><br />
piddle behind that<br />
wall.
shit…<br />
it’s feckin’<br />
freezing<br />
Just keep smiling…smiling, smiling.<br />
i was<br />
smiling<br />
james…this look<br />
froze an hour<br />
ago.<br />
All calm <strong>and</strong> good, not sure<br />
about Gemma though!<br />
What a feckin’<br />
relief…<strong>the</strong> dress is all<br />
back in <strong>the</strong> car in one<br />
piece.<br />
i am never<br />
getting married
Sooooooo beautiful.<br />
we did a fantastic job, but<br />
why is <strong>the</strong> wind bending <strong>the</strong><br />
curtains?<br />
we deserve a medal. we<br />
worked so hard to make it<br />
beautiful for everybody.<br />
our lovely<br />
guests<br />
arriving.<br />
appreciating our<br />
paddy bags.
oh! high<br />
tea…but i am quite<br />
small, i so wish i had<br />
worn my sparkly<br />
stilettos<br />
i swear to you<br />
m<strong>and</strong>y…I am not joking!<br />
<strong>the</strong>re really is a pink spider in<br />
your hair.<br />
your Mum will always be at your side….never<br />
forgotten… always remembered. your lovely<br />
husb<strong>and</strong> has made her a star.<br />
thanks mr best man for<br />
stepping up…i raise my tea<br />
cup to you xxx<br />
we are now<br />
officially a family…<br />
<strong>the</strong>re <strong>the</strong>y<br />
go…la la l<strong>and</strong><br />
staring in to space.
i love this<br />
woman<br />
small kindnesses are long<br />
remembered.<br />
you shake<br />
that jacket like<br />
you mean it..<br />
he’s<br />
checking his<br />
drink<br />
again !!<br />
she’s<br />
shaking <strong>the</strong><br />
snow off<br />
don’t stop me now…<br />
okay bruv let’s waltz …123<br />
did<br />
she just<br />
stroke my<br />
bum?
a wedding hat is a<br />
very important thing.<br />
joe?<br />
i am<br />
shrinking!<br />
C’mon james, get<br />
your rock on!!!<br />
Mum, don’t<br />
drop me<br />
shit, i’m stuck<br />
do<br />
you reckon<br />
she’s going<br />
to drop<br />
him?
she<br />
feckin’ dropped<br />
him!<br />
is that ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
heater?<br />
shit…my<br />
h<strong>and</strong>s have gone<br />
blurry, that<br />
champagne is<br />
bloody strong.<br />
who’s nicked my<br />
bloody hat?<br />
praise be <strong>the</strong><br />
lord…we found<br />
ano<strong>the</strong>r heater.<br />
are <strong>the</strong>y my<br />
drinks?
swop<br />
you!<br />
don’t look<br />
now Tony, but i<br />
think <strong>the</strong> easter<br />
bunny has l<strong>and</strong>ed on<br />
james’s head<br />
draw<br />
you with no<br />
clo<strong>the</strong>s<br />
on…why?<br />
you hum it<br />
dad…i’ll play<br />
it.<br />
shit…<br />
she’s going<br />
to puke.<br />
da de daa<br />
de daa
i’m not<br />
dancing with him<br />
ross honest…he’s<br />
just warming my<br />
h<strong>and</strong>s<br />
why is she<br />
shouting slow<br />
down…it’s a bloody<br />
waltz?<br />
staying alive…ooh ooh ooh ooh!<br />
is <strong>the</strong> pimple<br />
genetic darling?<br />
if i don’t make<br />
eye contact
pretend to be<br />
talking…blah blaa<br />
i thought he just<br />
got married.<br />
oooops sorry about that<br />
linz!<br />
seriously<br />
dad…step away<br />
from <strong>the</strong> dress<br />
da de daa<br />
de daa
i<br />
remember<br />
our special<br />
day<br />
aaah…<br />
that’s how you<br />
do it!<br />
i told you <strong>the</strong><br />
practicing would pay off.<br />
you<br />
never did<br />
bleedin’<br />
practice.<br />
<strong>the</strong> last dance babs.<br />
i swear.
dance like nobody is watching…<br />
you are kidding right?<br />
i can’t breath aunty<br />
trace.<br />
this is a<br />
long song.<br />
shimmy like my sister kate…<br />
seriously<br />
Dad…again!
eady?<br />
am i<br />
fuck!<br />
drop me… <strong>and</strong> you<br />
are dead james<br />
newton!
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