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The Knight Times<br />
Official Student Newspaper of Episcopal High School<br />
<strong>August</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 4650 Bissonnet, Bellaire, Texas 77401 www.ehshouston.org Volume 33, Issue 1<br />
Hildebrand<br />
Athletic Center<br />
completed<br />
ELLIOTT JONES<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Students, parents, and faculty alike could<br />
hardly contain their excitement for the<br />
opening of the long awaited Hildebrand<br />
Athletic Center. Under construction for<br />
the past year, this incredible new facility<br />
has exceeded all expectations at EHS. The<br />
building is state of the art and beautiful,<br />
and it provides several new features not<br />
found in any other buildings on campus.<br />
The Athletic Center, provides easy field<br />
access and even more gathering space for<br />
the school, and is divided into three floors.<br />
The first floor opens up to a lobby that<br />
connects to Episcopal’s other gym, the<br />
EHS branding debuts around campus<br />
School unifies under the “Stand Out” message<br />
Bishop Andrew Doyle performed the<br />
blessing of the Hildebrand Athletic Center<br />
on Opening Day. Photo by Mauro Gomez.<br />
Crum Field House. From there, two separate<br />
full-size courts occupy the floor with<br />
additional larger locker rooms, a larger<br />
training room, and coaches offices. One<br />
new aspect of the HAC is the “History<br />
Wall.” This is an entire hallway dedicated<br />
to the athletic achievements of alumni and<br />
will include interactive displays. Finally,<br />
the “Knight Walk” provides a path to the<br />
football field.<br />
The second floor consists of a<br />
4,500-square-foot fitness center with a<br />
full wall of windows looking out onto the<br />
fields. This floor is also equipped with padded<br />
rooms for wrestling and cheerleading.<br />
A press box for the gym and state of the art<br />
audio-visual equipment will provide better<br />
streaming opportunities for EHS sports.<br />
The third and top floor provides a large<br />
reception area with an outdoor porch showcasing<br />
incredible views of the campus, the<br />
fields, and Bellaire. This “Alumni Room”<br />
will host meetings and special events.<br />
A reception was held on the first day<br />
of school to celebrate the opening of this<br />
amazing athletic center.<br />
Banners announcing the new branding of Episcopal High School greet members of the EHS community and visitors. The branding<br />
of the school was a new addition this year that will provide an overarching message for the school. Photo by Hunter Megarity.<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
Another school year brings new changes<br />
throughout Episcopal High School, including<br />
the branding of the school. The overarching<br />
brand platform is “Stand Out,”<br />
which applies to all aspects of the school<br />
and its Four Pillars: academics, athletics,<br />
arts, and religion.<br />
The message is directed at what makes<br />
Episcopal unique and extraordinary when<br />
compared to other schools across the country.<br />
The new branding and marketing strategy<br />
focuses on maximizing how the community<br />
tells the powerful story about EHS<br />
and the manner in which it shares this tremendous<br />
message at the school.<br />
Dean of Arts Mr. Jay Berckley recently<br />
described the new strategy as “The brand<br />
of Episcopal High School has always been<br />
strong, and our value to the Houston community<br />
has never been better. This new<br />
branding and marketing strategy is our<br />
unique opportunity to tell our remarkable<br />
EHS story and lead by example in all we<br />
do. We believe that by helping each student<br />
find and unleash their inner genius, whether<br />
that’s by excelling on the field or stage,<br />
by dramatic growth across our academic<br />
courses, and through service to others, we<br />
have a model that is providing students a<br />
compelling opportunity to have transformative<br />
impact in America and around the<br />
globe.”<br />
The branding process has taken about 15<br />
months, with countless ideas coming from<br />
students, parents, faculty, and alumni. The<br />
branding of the school has not entirely been<br />
completed, as there are exterior changes in<br />
the works as well as inspirational and aspirational<br />
changes within the community.<br />
Exterior changes will include banners and<br />
an altered website design that will promote<br />
the brand. Inspirational changes focus on<br />
the message to the students and where<br />
Episcopal will continue with the brand.<br />
The Episcopal brand will certainly bring<br />
a core message that the entire EHS community<br />
can unite around and spread to<br />
other prospective parents and students.<br />
The brand will bring many positives to the<br />
school and will promote the great work<br />
that happens within EHS.<br />
INSIDE<br />
Features 2<br />
Sports 5<br />
Entertainment 6<br />
Opinions 7<br />
Football<br />
The Knights<br />
prepare for the<br />
season ahead<br />
Hurricane<br />
Harvey<br />
EHS bands<br />
together during<br />
tough times<br />
New<br />
Faculty<br />
Welcome new<br />
faces around<br />
campus
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Features<br />
New faculty and staff join the Episcopal community<br />
ELISA CARDNELL<br />
MA<strong>THE</strong>MATICS<br />
JUSTIN HICKEY<br />
SCIENCE<br />
BIZ KECHEJIAN<br />
ENGLISH<br />
EMILY WHITE<br />
ENGLISH<br />
JOSHUA SMITH<br />
RELIGION<br />
HANNAH HAWKE<br />
WELLNESS<br />
If I won the lottery, I would<br />
pay off my mortgage and<br />
travel. I want to make it to<br />
all 50 states and all 7 continents<br />
– and I only have 11<br />
states and 3 continents left.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is teaching is my<br />
second career. I was active<br />
duty Navy for 5 years right<br />
after college.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would likely become a<br />
writer full time. Then I<br />
might actually finish editing<br />
my novel!<br />
I couldn’t live without coffee.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 that it’s okay not to do<br />
something perfectly, especially<br />
the first time. Mistakes<br />
are how we learn,<br />
whether that’s in school or<br />
in life.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is sleep,<br />
read, and play computer<br />
games.<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would buy a house so we<br />
can have a yard so we can<br />
get a dog.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I have a black<br />
belt in Jeet Kune Do.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would be an astronomer or<br />
a touring drummer.<br />
I couldn’t live without<br />
music.<br />
I would tell myself at<br />
age 16 to do more things<br />
you know are hard; it<br />
will make you a stronger<br />
person.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is to go to<br />
the movies with my wife.<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would invest it all, so I<br />
wouldn’t buy a lifetime<br />
supply of chocolate-covered<br />
Honeycomb.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I have a respectable<br />
collection of troll<br />
dolls.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher,<br />
I would be writing for<br />
a shelter magazine like<br />
Architectural Digest or<br />
Dwell.<br />
I couldn’t live without<br />
Earl Grey tea with almond<br />
milk.<br />
I would tell myself at<br />
age 16 that nothing great<br />
comes from lightening<br />
your eyebrows with<br />
bleach.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is to scroll<br />
through Instagram accounts<br />
dedicated to tiny<br />
homes.<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would pay off all my loans<br />
and build a new house!<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I am not a<br />
picky eater, but there are<br />
certain foods I will not eat<br />
because of their texturejello,<br />
pudding, yogurt; any<br />
food of that sort<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would be working in Public<br />
Relations or some sort<br />
of Journalism field.<br />
I couldn’t live without<br />
pizza! I love pizza.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 that no matter how hard<br />
it is to believe, everything<br />
is going to work out the<br />
way it is supposed to.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is napping.<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would buy a ticket to outer<br />
space with Space X.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I grew up on<br />
a small cattle and produce<br />
farm.<br />
What would you do (for<br />
a career) If I weren’t a<br />
teacher, I would be a college<br />
professor.<br />
I couldn’t live without my<br />
God and my wife. In that<br />
order : )<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to<br />
learn to fail well. Failing<br />
should not take you by<br />
surprise; it happens to all.<br />
The difference is how one<br />
responds to it and grows<br />
from it in order to reach<br />
their goals.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is watch<br />
movies.<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would donate a significant<br />
portion to the Houston<br />
Food Bank.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is my family got<br />
transferred to Paris, France<br />
when I was a child. If I<br />
weren’t a teacher, I would<br />
wishing I were a teacher.<br />
I couldn’t live without my<br />
husband.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 not to stress about the<br />
small things. My favorite<br />
thing to do with free time<br />
is swim.<br />
JOHN GILLET<br />
DIRECTOR of TECH<br />
JOHNNY MOTLEY<br />
RELIGION<br />
MARY S. DAWSON<br />
ENGLISH<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would not tell ANYONE.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I am depressed<br />
to say I have no surprises.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would be Clutch or Orbit.<br />
I couldn’t live without my<br />
kids and husband, but otherwise<br />
I guess Diet Coke.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to not start your Diet<br />
Coke habit.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is spy on<br />
my 3 year old and 5 year<br />
old when they are playing<br />
pretend. (Shh!! Don’t tell<br />
them!).<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would donate a large<br />
portion of it to ecological<br />
and cultural conservation<br />
efforts in the Amazon.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is my high<br />
school was also Episcopal<br />
High School, a boarding<br />
school in Alexandria, VA!<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would be an explorer and<br />
storyteller with NatGeo or<br />
an anthropology student in<br />
a doctorate program.<br />
I couldn’t live without<br />
good coffee. Good food.<br />
Good books. Interesting<br />
people.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to start studying foreign<br />
languages because you can<br />
pick them up more easily<br />
when you’re in your teens.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is play guitar,<br />
dance salsa, read, and<br />
learn from others through<br />
conversation.<br />
ALEX BRUTON<br />
WORLD LANGUAGES<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would look for a cool<br />
house in Galveston.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I lived in Brazil<br />
and I speak Portuguese.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would be a travel reporter<br />
and writer.<br />
I couldn’t live without<br />
music.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to earn better grades<br />
and be the best leader on<br />
the athletic field.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is travel,<br />
cycling, gardening…did I<br />
say travel?<br />
EMILY BARRON<br />
ENGLISH<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would buy my parents a<br />
new house.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I have always<br />
lived in Syracuse. I moved<br />
here exactly one month<br />
ago.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />
would LOVE to have a<br />
million kids and be a stay<br />
at home mom.<br />
I couldn’t live without my<br />
medium iced hazelnut coffee<br />
from Dunkin Donuts.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to be true to myself. It’s<br />
so easy to get caught up in<br />
“peer pressure” or try to be<br />
cool. Being cool is overrated.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is work out<br />
and travel.<br />
JULIUS MICHAEL<br />
HISTORY<br />
If I won the lottery, I<br />
would build my own cereal<br />
factory so I can have unlimited<br />
access to cereal.<br />
Something surprising<br />
about me is I don’t go to<br />
the zoo.<br />
If I weren’t a teacher,<br />
I would probably work<br />
with the government or do<br />
something with the United<br />
Nations.<br />
I couldn’t live without my<br />
running shoes and Garmin<br />
watch.<br />
I would tell myself at age<br />
16 to embrace everything<br />
about yourself and follow<br />
your heart.<br />
My favorite thing to do<br />
with free time is run while<br />
listening to music.<br />
JENILEE GOBEA<br />
CAMPUS STORE ASSISTANT<br />
LAURIE MANN<br />
ADMIN ASSISTANT<br />
STAND OUT<br />
History doesn’t remember those who fit in – only those brave<br />
enough to Stand Out. At Episcopal High School, there are no<br />
boundaries to who you can be or what you can achieve. We exist<br />
to help you find and free your potential.<br />
So feel free to STAND OUT.<br />
KIMBERLEY PAVALOCK<br />
ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE<br />
AYESHA SPOONER<br />
ASSOC DIR/ADMISSIONS
Features<br />
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EHS Onstage prepares for shows<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
El Rincón de español les dará información<br />
sobre los eventos latinos en<br />
nuestra comunidad cada mes. El 22 de<br />
septiembre Enrique Iglesias y Pitbull se<br />
presentarán en el Toyota Center, así que si<br />
eres un aficionado de “Bailando” y “Fireball”<br />
sin duda disfrutarás de este concierto.<br />
Pitbull y Enrique serán acompañados<br />
por CNCO, una banda de chicos hispanos<br />
que ha ganado mucha popularidad recientemente.<br />
Si disfrutas de conciertos y<br />
Your Spanish Corner<br />
música en español, asegúrate de conseguir<br />
tus entradas para Enrique y Pitbull. ¡No<br />
vayas a perdértelo!<br />
ANGEL STRINGER<br />
Staff Writer<br />
This year the Theater Department is<br />
bringing some big things to EHS Onstage.<br />
Coming soon are the plays The Legend of<br />
Sleepy Hollow and Radium Girls, the musical<br />
Into the Woods, and student-directed<br />
one-act plays.<br />
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is a tale<br />
of a headless Hessian whose fate lies in<br />
the hands of a Horseman. The audition for<br />
Sleepy Hollow was on Wednesday <strong>August</strong><br />
23 from 4:00 - 6:30 p.m.<br />
Radium Girls, a story of a miracle cure,<br />
gives a powerful look at obsessions with<br />
wealth and science. This audition is on<br />
Thursday October 12 from 4:00 - 6:30<br />
p.m.<br />
As for Into the Woods, who isn’t excited<br />
for this one? The musical is a journey<br />
told through characters whose paths collide<br />
as they use each other to get what<br />
they desire. The audition is on Saturday,<br />
October 21 from 10:00 - 4:00 p.m.<br />
All play auditions are in the Black Box<br />
Theatre and the musical audition is in<br />
Underwood Theatre. As for the student<br />
one-acts, auditions are to be determined,<br />
so be on the lookout for those.<br />
Buckle up Episcopal. We’re on the road<br />
for exciting things.<br />
Freshmen connect before beginning of school year<br />
ANNABELLE COKINOS<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The Freshman Class began this year<br />
with a trip to Navasota and Camp Allen<br />
where they bonded and learned what it<br />
means to be a Knight.<br />
The annual trip to Camp Allen is an<br />
Episcopal tradition to welcome freshmen<br />
to EHS. They participated in fun activities<br />
to get to know their peers and advisors.<br />
On the first day before leaving for camp,<br />
the freshmen and their advisories played<br />
games in the gym to break the ice.<br />
“It was so great to watch everyone get<br />
to know each other for the first time!” said<br />
sophomore and Student Council member<br />
Brennan Howell.<br />
After everyone arrived at camp, they immediately<br />
tested their fears of heights on<br />
the ropes course.<br />
“The ropes course was arguably the best<br />
part of the Freshman Retreat,” said freshman<br />
Elena Cokinos.<br />
Team building games led by the Camp<br />
Allen staff came after the ropes course. To<br />
take a break from the energizing activities,<br />
the advisories met separately to discuss<br />
their goals for the year.<br />
Following a Chapel service, an Amazing<br />
Race, put together by the Student Council,<br />
was held among advisories. Mr. Hickey’s<br />
advisory took the victory.<br />
The next day everyone gathered together<br />
for another Chapel service. Student Council<br />
members used this time to explain the<br />
Chapel process to the new Knights.<br />
After an enjoyable one and a half days<br />
at Camp Allen, everyone boarded busses<br />
back to Episcopal, excited about the new<br />
relationships they formed while at the<br />
retreat.<br />
Freshman divide into their advisories to make new friends and get to know each<br />
other. Photo by PhotoJ.<br />
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Features<br />
Solar eclipse mesmorizes U.S.<br />
EHS helps in Harvey’s aftermath<br />
ELLIE RAGIEL<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The United States made headlines this<br />
month, as what has already been dubbed<br />
the “Great American Eclipse” marked the<br />
first total solar eclipse of this century.<br />
On Monday, <strong>August</strong> 21, a total solar<br />
eclipse hit the U.S., drawing hundreds<br />
of thousands of astrology enthusiasts to<br />
many off-the-map American destinations.<br />
The event lasted approximately three<br />
hours; however, those in the path of totality<br />
only had a three-minute window to<br />
view the total eclipse.<br />
The eclipse carved a path from Oregon<br />
to South Carolina, passing through 14<br />
states, and even though Texans were not<br />
lucky enough to see the total eclipse, they<br />
were still treated to a partial solar eclipse<br />
that reached its peak around 1:15 p.m.<br />
Many Houstonians flocked to sites such<br />
as the Natural Science Museum and the<br />
NASA Space Center to enjoy a full day<br />
of activities revolving around the eclipse,<br />
such as presentations by lunar scientists<br />
and live streams of the total eclipse from<br />
NASA’s cameras in Casper, Wyoming.<br />
Even if you missed the eclipse festivities<br />
this year or are just upset about not being<br />
able to witness the eclipse in its totality,<br />
don’t worry. The next full solar eclipse to<br />
happen in North America will be in 2024,<br />
and we Houstonians will have much more<br />
access to it as it will pass straight through<br />
the great Lone Star State.<br />
Jack Grams<br />
Mr. Paul Revaz<br />
Mrs. Kate Philbrick<br />
Jamie Tatum, Katy Davidson, Sophia<br />
Casetta<br />
Garrett Guthrie<br />
Faculty and staff view the solar eclipse using safe eclipse viewers. Photo courtesy of<br />
Mr. John Flanagan.<br />
Sam Wilson<br />
Garden of Edens<br />
Advice about<br />
Things that Matter<br />
Sam Lee<br />
with Will Edens<br />
Welcome to my reoccurring column:<br />
Garden of Edens. This month’s advice<br />
goes out to our freshmen.<br />
Freshmen, this is the year to set the tone<br />
for the rest of your high school career. I<br />
know that y’all just got into high school,<br />
but colleges will see your inaugural GPA,<br />
so make it a good one.<br />
Secondly, get involved in everything you<br />
possibly can. Try something new outside<br />
your comfort zone. The more you do freshmen<br />
year, the better you will understand<br />
what you want to do once you are a senior<br />
or even when you get to college. I think a<br />
sport or club is a great way to meet older<br />
peers and maybe ones you just normally<br />
wouldn’t hang out with.<br />
Lastly, don’t be cliquey this year. Make<br />
as many friends as you can, meet everyone<br />
you come in contact with, and be nice to<br />
all because in the long run you will end up<br />
having a better high school career.<br />
A storm of Knights at the ready<br />
EHS alum Gilbert Sosa launches film career in L.A.<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
EHS alum Gilbert Sosa quickly ascended<br />
in Hollywood, working alongside famous<br />
celebrities over the past year. After being<br />
involved in ETv for two years at Episcopal,<br />
he decided to continue his interest in film<br />
and develop it into a career. The Knight<br />
Times spoke with Gilbert about his career<br />
path so far and how he has achieved so<br />
much in such a short amount of time.<br />
You graduated from EHS roughly a year<br />
ago. How could you possibly have gotten<br />
these opportunities so quickly?<br />
I graduated from EHS with the Class<br />
of 2016, and days after I decided to drive<br />
out to Los Angeles for the summer to get<br />
a better sense of what the entertainment<br />
industry was really like. I knew very few<br />
people there, so it was a whole new city<br />
with endless opportunities, and a fresh,<br />
new start. My intentions for that summer<br />
in Los Angeles were to land a short internship<br />
and meet some beneficial people that<br />
I could stay in contact with while I was attending<br />
UT Austin (where I was supposed<br />
to be in the fall of 2016). However, things<br />
took a turn for the unexpected after only<br />
three weeks of making my way around LA;<br />
I found the social media space. I got in contact<br />
with one of the largest social media influencers<br />
and became a part of his company.<br />
It was an amazing opportunity in which<br />
I saw a lot of potential, so I decided to put<br />
off UT until the fall of <strong>2017</strong>. My whole life<br />
was changed because I was working with<br />
some of the largest social media influencers<br />
around with the ability to do anything<br />
relating to film and photography, while<br />
also making some great contacts within<br />
that company. Eventually, I came to the<br />
conclusion that I wanted to move forward<br />
and stop working for a company, so I did. I<br />
ventured back into Los Angeles as an individual<br />
and began to build a network of my<br />
own resources and contacts. Then, I began<br />
to work in the Latin American space because<br />
of the people I was working around. I<br />
began to build my name while helping others<br />
build their content. By this time my roster<br />
of people I have worked with included<br />
Cameron Dallas, Juanpa Zurita, Jake Paul,<br />
Maluma, Alissa Violet, and many more.<br />
Right now you are doing both photography<br />
and film directing. Which path do<br />
you want to continue in the future?<br />
When I first arrived in Los Angeles, I<br />
stepped in with a filmmaking mindset, but<br />
with a better photography background, I<br />
found photography to be the most efficient<br />
way to meet people, especially artists/influencers<br />
who were looking to create content<br />
for their social media. It was an easier way<br />
to meet people at the exchange of taking<br />
photos of them. Now, I am more focused<br />
on building a film path. I’m in the middle<br />
of several big projects with music videos &<br />
films. Still, my focus is to continue building<br />
my “internet” name while complimenting<br />
it with my film work.<br />
What is the biggest project you have<br />
worked on so far?<br />
So far, I have gotten the opportunity to<br />
work on huge projects that I value at the<br />
same level. Most recently, I directed a music<br />
video for Virgin Records that was fully<br />
shot in Mexico. Also, I worked on a project<br />
with Cameron Dallas for a magazine. Also,<br />
on my Latin side, I worked on a music<br />
video set with artist Maluma in Colombia.<br />
Class of 2016 graduate Gilbert Sosa is<br />
now pursuing a film career in L.A. Photo<br />
courtesy of Gilbert Sosa.
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Sports<br />
CHEER<br />
Sports<br />
Brief<br />
This year the cheerleading program<br />
boasts its biggest membership ever, sporting<br />
three squads, a freshman, JV, and<br />
varsity team.<br />
The freshman team has potential with<br />
many girls having past experience. In<br />
June, all three teams went to choreography<br />
camp where the girls learned their<br />
new routines for competition which they<br />
will perform in October.<br />
In addition, the girls attended speed<br />
camp and were joined by ten other schools<br />
from across Texas. There, they were nominated<br />
for All-American honors. Many of<br />
the girls on varsity received the award:<br />
Lilly Cone, Lauren Foyt, Kelsey Womack,<br />
Hannah Benstock, and Avery Edens.<br />
BOYS VOLLEYBALL<br />
The boys volleyball team continues to<br />
keep its momentum from last season with<br />
natural athletic ability and upperclass leadership.<br />
The team finished eighth last year during<br />
SPC playoffs while facing off against the<br />
tough competition of the SPC like Greenhill,<br />
St. John’s, and St. Steven’s.<br />
With the help of veteran leadership from<br />
senior Omar Denmon and sophomore Tanner<br />
Witt, the Knights look to compete for<br />
the number one seed in the South Zone.<br />
“I’m really liking this group of guys. We<br />
will be a fun team to watch this year and<br />
compete in the South Zone,” said Coach<br />
Michael Kent.<br />
Football brings heat for upcoming season<br />
WILL EDENS<br />
Staff Writer<br />
The Knights football team is back in action<br />
and ready for the <strong>2017</strong>-2018 season.<br />
While the team enters the year having lost<br />
a handful of linemen, including D1 signees<br />
Walker Little and Marvin Wilson, and its<br />
starting quarterback and running back to<br />
graduation, they appear to have reloaded.<br />
Four-star wide receiver Jaylen Waddle is<br />
leading the charge as a stand out in early<br />
practice. The Knights started their practices<br />
on July 31 and have been going hard<br />
ever since. The team has acquired a few<br />
new transfers, including juniors Jaylen Davis<br />
and Cory Williams and two freshman<br />
linemen that are projected to be playing a<br />
big role at the varsity level.<br />
The Knights’ wide receiver core is exceptionally<br />
strong this year considering that all<br />
four starters are returning, and quarterback<br />
Jack Grams should have a field day every<br />
game night with this group.<br />
The team had its intrasquad scrimmage<br />
on Saturday, <strong>August</strong> 12, and Waddle did<br />
not waste any time, scoring on a 40-yard<br />
pass from Grams.<br />
“The intrasquad was very helpful for<br />
me to learn game speed and really get my<br />
tempo down with all my receivers; it was<br />
also fun for full contact to be back,” said<br />
Grams.<br />
The Saturday morning event was a good<br />
way for the Knights to get some experience<br />
with real referees and be able to ask<br />
specific questions before the team took on<br />
Strake Jesuit <strong>August</strong> 18.<br />
The football team had another scrimmage<br />
on the second day of school vs. St. Pius,<br />
which was a home event. The Knights’ first<br />
game was last Friday with an unfortunate<br />
loss against Prestonwood Christian Academy.<br />
The coaches think that this squad can<br />
compete with any team in Texas, and<br />
Coach Steve Leisz and his team plan to<br />
show that in the Brenham game.<br />
This season will be a great one for the<br />
Knights, so be sure to try to attend all the<br />
games.<br />
FIELD HOCKEY<br />
After a successful tournament showing<br />
at the Greenhill School in Dallas against<br />
schools from Texas and Oklahoma, the<br />
field hockey teams are looking great in<br />
their preseason as they prepare for the fall.<br />
Similar to last year, the players will be<br />
placed on three teams - varsity, led by<br />
Head Coach Shelly Edmonds and assistant<br />
Clarence Jennelle; JV, led by Coach<br />
Jessica Adams; and JV White, under the<br />
direction of Coach Chris Hasbrouck.<br />
While these teams have yet to be decided,<br />
there is hope for several incoming freshmen,<br />
who have begun to improve tremendously,<br />
to play varsity. For the lone senior<br />
player, Kylie Jones, this will be a great<br />
opportunity for her to take on a leadership<br />
role and mentor the younger players.<br />
The field hockey teams’ first game was<br />
against Memorial and they had an outstanding<br />
start to the season with a 6-0 win.<br />
CROSS COUNTRY<br />
Cross country welcomes two new coaches<br />
to its fold as the program looks ahead to<br />
the <strong>2017</strong> season.<br />
Coach Julius Michael, who is also a new<br />
faculty member teaching U.S. History, is<br />
taking strides toward a more intense practice<br />
regimen as the team warms up with a<br />
mile, steady run, track workout, and weight<br />
room work. However, Coach knows how<br />
to have fun as the team bonds over an exciting<br />
game of Frisbee against the other<br />
leader of the group, Coach Lauren Smith.<br />
Coach Smith brings enthusiasm and<br />
unique stretching to the team as she watches<br />
out for the runners’ recoveries after practice.<br />
She also ran track in college and qualified<br />
for the Junior Olympics three times, so<br />
her expertise in speed will improve each<br />
member’s start and finish times.<br />
With Coach Michael’s knowledge of endurance<br />
and Coach Smith’s knowledge of<br />
speed, the duo will sculpt Episcopal’s cross<br />
country team into runners afraid of nothing<br />
but losing.<br />
Wide receiver Julius Young drags a defender as he picks up a first down after the catch. Photo by Emily Madison.<br />
Girls volleyball kicks off fall athletics<br />
DANIEL DAVIS<br />
Staff Writer<br />
School athletics are now starting which<br />
means fall athletics are already beginning.<br />
The girls volleyball team is already looking<br />
strong and full of talent. Coach Amanda<br />
Watts was not hesitant to begin the preseason<br />
early as practices began on July 31.<br />
The group of girls this year is full of talent,<br />
and the coaches are happy to welcome a<br />
couple of new faces.<br />
This summer the girls played in the John<br />
Turner Adidas Invitational in Pearland, followed<br />
by many preseason games that led<br />
up to the first day of school.<br />
The varsity team did a great job last year<br />
and had a strong record of 4-4. In SPC play<br />
they dominated conference games, ending<br />
with a record of 5-1, and led by graduated<br />
seniors Grace Geib and Gigi Hanna.<br />
This year senior Mylana Byrd, who is<br />
committed to Alabama, will be leading the<br />
team alongside junior Kathleen Johnson<br />
and sophomores Brennan Howell and Trinity<br />
Watts toward what will hopefully be a<br />
successful year.<br />
The varsity’s first SPC game is against<br />
St. John’s on October 3, and it promises to<br />
be a competitive game. The last SPC conference<br />
game is against Houston Christian<br />
on November 9 followed by the SPC tournament.<br />
Girls volleyball warms up in preseason by doing conditioning drills to prepare for<br />
the upcoming season. Photo by Photo J.
6 The Knight Times<br />
Entertainment<br />
Rick and Morty wows audiences<br />
CAMI PYNE<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Rick and Morty is the sci-fi twist comedy<br />
that took the Internet by storm this<br />
summer. A play off the action-packed<br />
adventure Back to the Future, Rick and<br />
Morty focuses on two lovable and dislikeable<br />
characters on wicked adventures.<br />
Rick and his grandson Morty hop<br />
through portals with Rick’s infamous portal<br />
gun to different universes and explore<br />
while having awesome adventures. The<br />
craze all started in late 2013 with a bychance<br />
pitch by Dan Harmon and Justin<br />
Roiland after several failed attempts with<br />
other cartoons. The show later got picked<br />
up by Adult Swim and became a smashing<br />
success.<br />
Each of its three seasons feature 10 to<br />
20-minute long episodes that are jampacked<br />
with twists and dark comedy. The<br />
writers found an amazing outlet for cyni-<br />
This summer was all about music<br />
PATRICK BAYOUTH<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Many great songs were performed this<br />
past summer, including “Despacito,” “I’m<br />
the One,” and “That’s What I Like.”<br />
“Despacito,” by Daddy Yankee and Luis<br />
Fonsi, features major artist Justin Bieber.<br />
“Despacito” is currently the number one<br />
song on The Billboard Hot 100 list and<br />
has been on the list for the past twentynine<br />
weeks. The song led Spotify to<br />
declare Bieber the “Latin King” in an ad.<br />
cal humor to bring out important issues<br />
regarding a various number of topics.<br />
On one of Rick and Morty’s adventures,<br />
the entire universe gets destroyed, and<br />
Rick and Morty portal to a parallel universe<br />
where their characters were killed<br />
off. They end up burying their bodies in<br />
the backyard and continue on with their<br />
lives. The topic is not brought up until one<br />
day when Morty’s sister Summer is freaking<br />
out about her overall existence when<br />
Morty looks at her, explains the situation<br />
about his parallel self’s death, and says,<br />
“Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody<br />
belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die.<br />
Come watch TV?” This self-awareness<br />
that everyone’s existence is completely<br />
coincidental and nothing’s on purpose is<br />
an amazing feat that the writers managed<br />
to convey in a delicate way.<br />
Rick and Morty is a 100% on Rotten<br />
Tomatoes and has almost a 99% retention<br />
rate.<br />
Rick and Morty’s third season is currently in swing. Photo courtesy of tvtropes.com.<br />
This angered many in the Latin community<br />
and forced Spotify to pull the ad.<br />
DJ Khaled’s “I’m the One” featured a<br />
handful of major artists including Quavo,<br />
Chance the Rapper, Lil Wayne, and once<br />
again, Bieber. This song reached number<br />
one on The Billboard Hot 100 list as well.<br />
Music fanatic Daniel Davis gave this<br />
song a five-star rating and claimed he “listens<br />
to it every night and every morning.”<br />
Listeners are eager for these artists to<br />
come out with new music as the school<br />
year moves forward.<br />
Try these off-campus lunch spots<br />
HUNTER MEGARITY<br />
Staff Writer<br />
This year the EHS administration<br />
decided to allow the Senior Class to start<br />
enjoying off-campus lunch privileges<br />
early, in this case Friday, September 8.<br />
With the old cafeteria under construction,<br />
seniors were eager to start heading<br />
off campus but had a little trouble deciding<br />
where to eat every day. I have come<br />
up with a list of some of the best spots to<br />
grab a quick lunch around campus.<br />
Central Market on Weslayan is a great<br />
place to go with friends. It has a variety<br />
of lunch foods that are already made so<br />
The Case for Spotify<br />
SYDNEY HUTCHINS<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Spotify is a way to stream music, videos,<br />
and podcasts digitally for free. The<br />
application allows listeners to enjoy artists<br />
from all over the world with access to millions<br />
of different songs.<br />
Spotify on mobile devices is ad-supported,<br />
shuffle-only, but Spotify on a computer<br />
tablet allows on-demand, ad-supported<br />
listening. This means when you are listening<br />
to music on your phone, you cannot<br />
pick a song on-demand when you want<br />
as the app on a computer or tablet allows;<br />
you are only allowed to listen to a song on<br />
a playlist in shuffle-only mode with seven<br />
skips allowed.<br />
However, if you make your playlist<br />
good enough to where you don’t even<br />
need to skip a song, then that is not a<br />
problem.<br />
Spotify Radio was also recently<br />
launched which is very similar to Pandora.<br />
All you do is pick a song, artist, album, or<br />
playlist, and it will come up with music<br />
based on your choice; here, you can rate<br />
the music that you listen to on the radio to<br />
make it more personable.<br />
Spotify Premium is my most recommended<br />
because you can jam out with<br />
ad free music, listen to music without<br />
an Internet connection or service, enjoy<br />
unlimited skips, and take advantage of the<br />
on-demand feature for mobile devices!<br />
They also have very affordable deals all<br />
for the Spotify Premium option such as<br />
family packs and student discounts.<br />
Spotify is always my go-to for music;<br />
I don’t even have Pandora on my phone<br />
anymore now that I have Spotify because<br />
it encompasses every aspect Pandora<br />
has, plus more! What’s not to love about<br />
Spotify?<br />
you and your friends can eat lunch and get<br />
back to school with plenty of time.<br />
Luigi’s Pizzeria is another quick and<br />
easy spot to hit with a big group, and it is<br />
very close to school. Also, who doesn’t<br />
love a pizza break during the school day?<br />
Some other restaurants to consider are<br />
1. Buffalo Grille<br />
2. Subway<br />
3. Skeeter’s<br />
4. Island Grill<br />
5. Bubba’s Burgers<br />
6. Smashburger<br />
7. Raising Cane’s<br />
8. Zoës Kitchen<br />
Point / Counterpoint:<br />
Which streaming service is best?<br />
The Case for Pandora<br />
MRS. JONES<br />
Math Extraordinare<br />
Guest Writer<br />
Pandora began in 2000, the year I<br />
graduated high school, and I started using<br />
it around 2003, when music sharing programs<br />
like Napster and Limewire became<br />
risky to use for fear of criminal charges<br />
for copyright infringement.<br />
Pandora was like a beacon in the night,<br />
calling all young people that didn’t have<br />
the money to buy music (thanks, Apple),<br />
and didn’t want to tune-in to an actual FM<br />
radio station.<br />
We created playlists based on the artist<br />
or song that we liked, and Pandora gave<br />
us new songs by similar artists. If we<br />
enjoyed them, thumbs up; if not, thumbs<br />
down. This feature even predates the<br />
Facebook “Like.”<br />
We became the curators of our own<br />
radio stations, while still enjoying the benefits<br />
of discovering new music. Some of<br />
the playlists I still listen to hearken back<br />
to my college days.<br />
In particular, my Guster Station that features<br />
locally popular Boston-based band,<br />
Guster, sends me back in time to enjoy the<br />
sounds of my young adulthood while still<br />
allowing me to discover new music with<br />
current bands.<br />
Does Spotify do some of this? Yes. Does<br />
it also do other things like let you listen<br />
to the song you want, when you want it?<br />
Yes. But I didn’t grow up in the want-itnow,<br />
get-it-now generation, and I think the<br />
world could use a little more patience and<br />
exposure to music (and ideas) they might<br />
not have been willing to try before.<br />
This is why I will continue to make Pandora<br />
my streaming music app of choice.<br />
“Despacito” was the song of the summer. Photo courtesy of billboard.com.<br />
The dispute between streaming services has been long standing, with some users<br />
preferring Pandora over Spotify. Photo courtesy of gcmag.org.
7 The Knight Times<br />
Opinion<br />
Is it possible America is becoming Anti-American?<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
With the divide between the Democrats<br />
and Republicans growing larger with last<br />
year’s election of President Donald Trump,<br />
a serious question has been raised by many:<br />
are more Americans demonstrating anti-<br />
American thought? The demonstration<br />
of blatant anti-American acts following<br />
the 2016 election, such as the burning of<br />
American flags and statements from some<br />
about abandoning the country and moving<br />
elsewhere if Hillary Clinton were not elected,<br />
are only some examples of the growing<br />
problem. The epidemic of anti-American<br />
philosophy is tormenting the country and<br />
only worsening the lack of unity among<br />
Americans. Some of the possible reasons<br />
that could be causing this lack of nationalism<br />
is the growing division in the country<br />
and the role the media plays to increase<br />
this chasm, as well as limited education<br />
around these important topics. A Fox News<br />
poll conducted in June shows that just 51%<br />
of Americans state they are proud of their<br />
country, while 45% are not proud to be<br />
Americans. This is a frightening drop from<br />
the same poll in June of 2011, when 69%<br />
of people claimed to be proud of America,<br />
and just 28% were not. What could be<br />
causing this dramatic decline?<br />
ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />
Staff Writer<br />
In recent years, music award show ratings<br />
have taken a hit. As fewer and fewer<br />
people tune in to see their favorite artists<br />
make red carpet appearances and obligatory<br />
social media posts, many are left wondering<br />
why we, as a society, continue to encourage<br />
these events and propagate these<br />
superfluous occasions.<br />
Fans and stars alike have, as of late,<br />
shown less and less reverence for award<br />
ceremonies and their glamorized presentations.<br />
In fact, a large number of A-list<br />
celebrities now tend to opt-out, skipping<br />
events all together. For example, mega<br />
stars like Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and<br />
Frank Ocean are rarely seen at these events<br />
and are vocal about their distaste for award<br />
shows. On the fan side, many simply do<br />
not see the importance of the shows and<br />
believe they lack meaning. Some even see<br />
these star-studded popularity contests as<br />
rigged, and while some of the more outlandish<br />
beliefs read more like conspiracy<br />
theories, not all are lacking merit.<br />
But why don’t people care anymore? Part<br />
of the problem is the antiquated system.<br />
Pop music, like any art form, is subjective,<br />
and having only an “elite” group vote on<br />
the winners alienates fans who believe that<br />
One may simply look at it from a partisan<br />
political basis. With America becoming<br />
in-creasingly liberal, one could argue that<br />
it is sim-ply the change in the<br />
administration from Obama to Trump.<br />
However, the Fox News poll shows that<br />
this is not purely about party affiliation.<br />
The poll also showed that 64% of<br />
Republicans are proud of their country<br />
and 39% of Democrats consider<br />
themselves proud Americans. While there<br />
is more than a 20% difference between the<br />
parties, 64% of Republicans is not a great<br />
number showing any intense loyalty to the<br />
President.<br />
The decline of nationalism among Americans<br />
has been prevalent in recent years for<br />
many reasons, including the increasing<br />
agendas of media outlets. With the media<br />
constantly under fire and government<br />
leaks consuming every aspect of life, many<br />
Americans may feel as if they cannot trust<br />
their own country.<br />
The constant false allegations and news<br />
coverage on ratings-driven topics such as<br />
the “Russia Investigation” fuel an internal<br />
weariness of the media, and in some cases,<br />
can cause citizens to feel they are living<br />
in a manipulated, politicized world. The<br />
media is becoming far too politicized and<br />
decides to only focus on the divisive differences<br />
between the right and the left instead<br />
Unnecessary award shows<br />
their favorite singer deserves to win more<br />
than his or her competitors. Some award<br />
shows have embraced this in an effort to<br />
stay current, but those who do not end<br />
up suffering. User interaction is perhaps<br />
the most important part to keeping award<br />
shows afloat, and the events that capitalize<br />
on this often end up more successful.<br />
When fans feel more included and valued,<br />
when they feel as though they are making a<br />
difference, they are more engaged.<br />
Music awards aren’t the only ones affected<br />
by a public disinterest. Other major<br />
award events have faced steady declines<br />
in popularity, such as the Oscars and the<br />
Emmys. This might be because people<br />
are simply no longer interested in them or<br />
because they rarely seem to adapt to the<br />
times. In recent years, the Oscars has faced<br />
backlash for a lack of diversity, and the<br />
main takeaway from the <strong>2017</strong> Oscars was<br />
the mishap when La La Land was<br />
called for Best Picture instead of the<br />
correct win-ner Moonlight.<br />
Despite a steady decline in viewership,<br />
award shows are still raking in millions of<br />
views, and the fashion and spectacle of it<br />
all still wow many, so they show no sign<br />
of slowing down. In the end, award shows<br />
don’t always reflect the actual opinion of<br />
listeners, and as a result, shouldn’t be taken<br />
as serious as some believe them to be.<br />
of focusing on the unity needed to fix some<br />
of the major problems in America, such as<br />
jobs and healthcare.<br />
Education is another cause of this anti-<br />
American rhetoric that is developing in the<br />
U.S., as many are finding that schools seem<br />
to focus primarily on the sins and faults of<br />
American history and less on many of the<br />
great triumphs and progress that led the<br />
U.S. to become the most powerful country<br />
in the world. Although it is important<br />
to recognize American flaws, the education<br />
system also needs to instill nationalistic<br />
values that will provide a sense of pride in<br />
America’s youth. In my opinion, it is important<br />
to have a strong, nationalist, young<br />
generation who will eventually become<br />
America’s leaders so we can continue to<br />
grow as a global superpower. According<br />
to Joel Westheimer in his article “Thinking<br />
about Patriotism,” the curriculum taught<br />
in many schools across the country is not<br />
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adequately delivering patriotic messages<br />
to children in order to build on this strong<br />
nationalistic foundation. While this is not<br />
an immediate problem detrimental to society,<br />
it will be concerning in the future as<br />
American values increasingly shift.<br />
Overall, Americans need to realize the<br />
privilege we are given everyday in this<br />
country to express our thoughts and beliefs.<br />
The opportunities Americans are<br />
afforded in the U.S. are incomparable to<br />
many other countries that control every aspect<br />
of life and do not grant the same rights<br />
to all citizens. Dividing the country over a<br />
single election that potentially could result<br />
in seven more years of one president is, at<br />
the maximum, massively shortsighted, as<br />
there are countries in far worse conditions<br />
facing dictators and regimes that never<br />
have a finite end. Nationalistic values and<br />
unity must return to the United States before<br />
the chasm becomes too large to repair.<br />
During a violent protest in Civic Center Park, armed police had to step in in order<br />
to contain the crowd. Protestors were rioting against Trump in the park in Berkley,<br />
California, professing their belief that the President is one of the primary causes of<br />
distrust between Americans and the government. Photo courtesy of Berkleyside.com.<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
Lauren Porter<br />
Staff Writers<br />
Will Edens<br />
Sydney Hutchins<br />
Ellie Ragiel<br />
Isabel Young<br />
Isabella Goodman<br />
Hunter Megarity<br />
Angel Stringer<br />
Sophia Henry<br />
Cami Pyne<br />
Preston Witt<br />
Patrick Bayouth<br />
Annabelle Cokinos<br />
Elliott Jones<br />
Daniel Davis<br />
Gabrielle Ducote<br />
Photographers<br />
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Katy Perry hosted the <strong>2017</strong> Video Music Awards on <strong>August</strong> 27. Despite the popular<br />
star hosting the show, the rating were abnormally low because people are not interested<br />
in the pointless shows anymore. No matter how popular the show’s host, it still<br />
does not attract enough viewers to remain popular. Photo courtesy of Goldderby.com.<br />
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8 The Knight Times<br />
Knight Shift<br />
Scavenger Hunt<br />
The Knight Times wanted to start off the year with all of your Back Page<br />
regulars, but we are also throwing it back to Issue 27 with a Class of<br />
2011 favorite - Scavenger Hunt.<br />
Top 10 Worst Back Page Features<br />
10. Running out of ideas and having two Top 10s on one back page<br />
9. 20 facts about Bermuda grass<br />
8. Industrial Paper Shredder Power Rankings<br />
7. Best Fruits That Aren’t Cantalopes<br />
6. Top 10 Salad Sauces<br />
5. Top 10 Vague References<br />
4. Best Back Page Ideas That Got Shut Down Multiple Times<br />
(Spoiler alert: none of them were good)<br />
3. Top 28 Oxymorons<br />
Welcome to The Knight Times Scavenger Hunt, a bold adventure into every nook<br />
and cranny of the EHS campus, a tireless pursuit of all things Knight, an epic quest<br />
for the illustrious prize. The first person to find this item somewhere on campus and<br />
report their discovery via email to either Knight Shift Editor Ellie Ragiel or Knight<br />
Shift apprentice Daniel Davis will win a free cookie card. Happy Hunting!<br />
Top 10 Things About The<br />
Hildebrand Athletic Center<br />
2. Top 10 Christmas Decorations<br />
1.All aspects of the <strong>2017</strong> April Back Page<br />
(Celebrity Sighting)<br />
10. Stadium lockers<br />
9. Panoramic views of Trotter while you’re working out<br />
8. Health class with air conditioning<br />
7. Ballin’ during lunch with your shoes off<br />
6. Aux cords in the locker room<br />
5. Calling it the new ‘kek (with AC)<br />
4. Getting lost on your way to the trainer<br />
3. Touch screen TVs<br />
2. Getting swole in the new weight room<br />
1. Your shoes squeaking on the gym floor<br />
Mad Men actor Jay R. Ferguson shares such an uncanny resemblance to our very<br />
own Mr. Binder that we can’t tell who is who! Although Mr. Binder teaches ethics<br />
while Ferguson’s character Stan Rizzo lives in the unethical world of Madison Avenue<br />
advertizing, I think we can all admit that this is one of our most spot on sightings<br />
yet. Photos by Hunter Megarity and courtesy of hollywoodreporter.com.<br />
ehsknighttimes<br />
What Are Those?<br />
Junior Jack Panus was spotted<br />
in the courtyard evening out his<br />
sock tan after a long weekend of<br />
golfing. Our staff, however, thinks<br />
those white ankles complement<br />
his snazzy loafers perfectly.<br />
Senior Sophia Henry goes for the floral<br />
trend this fall, taking advice from<br />
the new EHS motto to Stand Out!<br />
Hope the bees don’t give you too<br />
much trouble. Buzz Buzz.<br />
Freshman Robert Buzzbee shows<br />
his pride for wildlife by rocking<br />
matching Gucci socks and sneakers<br />
sporting a tiger. We highly approve<br />
of your style risk.<br />
Houston we have a problem! Chris<br />
Castro reaches for the stars in these<br />
space boots, both eye-opening and<br />
extraterrestrial. We know you’ll be<br />
safe out and about this Saturday<br />
night with those reflective kicks.<br />
Photos by Daniel Davis and Isabel Young.