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The Knight Times<br />

Official Student Newspaper of Episcopal High School<br />

<strong>August</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 4650 Bissonnet, Bellaire, Texas 77401 www.ehshouston.org Volume 33, Issue 1<br />

Hildebrand<br />

Athletic Center<br />

completed<br />

ELLIOTT JONES<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Students, parents, and faculty alike could<br />

hardly contain their excitement for the<br />

opening of the long awaited Hildebrand<br />

Athletic Center. Under construction for<br />

the past year, this incredible new facility<br />

has exceeded all expectations at EHS. The<br />

building is state of the art and beautiful,<br />

and it provides several new features not<br />

found in any other buildings on campus.<br />

The Athletic Center, provides easy field<br />

access and even more gathering space for<br />

the school, and is divided into three floors.<br />

The first floor opens up to a lobby that<br />

connects to Episcopal’s other gym, the<br />

EHS branding debuts around campus<br />

School unifies under the “Stand Out” message<br />

Bishop Andrew Doyle performed the<br />

blessing of the Hildebrand Athletic Center<br />

on Opening Day. Photo by Mauro Gomez.<br />

Crum Field House. From there, two separate<br />

full-size courts occupy the floor with<br />

additional larger locker rooms, a larger<br />

training room, and coaches offices. One<br />

new aspect of the HAC is the “History<br />

Wall.” This is an entire hallway dedicated<br />

to the athletic achievements of alumni and<br />

will include interactive displays. Finally,<br />

the “Knight Walk” provides a path to the<br />

football field.<br />

The second floor consists of a<br />

4,500-square-foot fitness center with a<br />

full wall of windows looking out onto the<br />

fields. This floor is also equipped with padded<br />

rooms for wrestling and cheerleading.<br />

A press box for the gym and state of the art<br />

audio-visual equipment will provide better<br />

streaming opportunities for EHS sports.<br />

The third and top floor provides a large<br />

reception area with an outdoor porch showcasing<br />

incredible views of the campus, the<br />

fields, and Bellaire. This “Alumni Room”<br />

will host meetings and special events.<br />

A reception was held on the first day<br />

of school to celebrate the opening of this<br />

amazing athletic center.<br />

Banners announcing the new branding of Episcopal High School greet members of the EHS community and visitors. The branding<br />

of the school was a new addition this year that will provide an overarching message for the school. Photo by Hunter Megarity.<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

Another school year brings new changes<br />

throughout Episcopal High School, including<br />

the branding of the school. The overarching<br />

brand platform is “Stand Out,”<br />

which applies to all aspects of the school<br />

and its Four Pillars: academics, athletics,<br />

arts, and religion.<br />

The message is directed at what makes<br />

Episcopal unique and extraordinary when<br />

compared to other schools across the country.<br />

The new branding and marketing strategy<br />

focuses on maximizing how the community<br />

tells the powerful story about EHS<br />

and the manner in which it shares this tremendous<br />

message at the school.<br />

Dean of Arts Mr. Jay Berckley recently<br />

described the new strategy as “The brand<br />

of Episcopal High School has always been<br />

strong, and our value to the Houston community<br />

has never been better. This new<br />

branding and marketing strategy is our<br />

unique opportunity to tell our remarkable<br />

EHS story and lead by example in all we<br />

do. We believe that by helping each student<br />

find and unleash their inner genius, whether<br />

that’s by excelling on the field or stage,<br />

by dramatic growth across our academic<br />

courses, and through service to others, we<br />

have a model that is providing students a<br />

compelling opportunity to have transformative<br />

impact in America and around the<br />

globe.”<br />

The branding process has taken about 15<br />

months, with countless ideas coming from<br />

students, parents, faculty, and alumni. The<br />

branding of the school has not entirely been<br />

completed, as there are exterior changes in<br />

the works as well as inspirational and aspirational<br />

changes within the community.<br />

Exterior changes will include banners and<br />

an altered website design that will promote<br />

the brand. Inspirational changes focus on<br />

the message to the students and where<br />

Episcopal will continue with the brand.<br />

The Episcopal brand will certainly bring<br />

a core message that the entire EHS community<br />

can unite around and spread to<br />

other prospective parents and students.<br />

The brand will bring many positives to the<br />

school and will promote the great work<br />

that happens within EHS.<br />

INSIDE<br />

Features 2<br />

Sports 5<br />

Entertainment 6<br />

Opinions 7<br />

Football<br />

The Knights<br />

prepare for the<br />

season ahead<br />

Hurricane<br />

Harvey<br />

EHS bands<br />

together during<br />

tough times<br />

New<br />

Faculty<br />

Welcome new<br />

faces around<br />

campus


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Features<br />

New faculty and staff join the Episcopal community<br />

ELISA CARDNELL<br />

MA<strong>THE</strong>MATICS<br />

JUSTIN HICKEY<br />

SCIENCE<br />

BIZ KECHEJIAN<br />

ENGLISH<br />

EMILY WHITE<br />

ENGLISH<br />

JOSHUA SMITH<br />

RELIGION<br />

HANNAH HAWKE<br />

WELLNESS<br />

If I won the lottery, I would<br />

pay off my mortgage and<br />

travel. I want to make it to<br />

all 50 states and all 7 continents<br />

– and I only have 11<br />

states and 3 continents left.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is teaching is my<br />

second career. I was active<br />

duty Navy for 5 years right<br />

after college.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would likely become a<br />

writer full time. Then I<br />

might actually finish editing<br />

my novel!<br />

I couldn’t live without coffee.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 that it’s okay not to do<br />

something perfectly, especially<br />

the first time. Mistakes<br />

are how we learn,<br />

whether that’s in school or<br />

in life.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is sleep,<br />

read, and play computer<br />

games.<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would buy a house so we<br />

can have a yard so we can<br />

get a dog.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I have a black<br />

belt in Jeet Kune Do.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would be an astronomer or<br />

a touring drummer.<br />

I couldn’t live without<br />

music.<br />

I would tell myself at<br />

age 16 to do more things<br />

you know are hard; it<br />

will make you a stronger<br />

person.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is to go to<br />

the movies with my wife.<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would invest it all, so I<br />

wouldn’t buy a lifetime<br />

supply of chocolate-covered<br />

Honeycomb.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I have a respectable<br />

collection of troll<br />

dolls.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher,<br />

I would be writing for<br />

a shelter magazine like<br />

Architectural Digest or<br />

Dwell.<br />

I couldn’t live without<br />

Earl Grey tea with almond<br />

milk.<br />

I would tell myself at<br />

age 16 that nothing great<br />

comes from lightening<br />

your eyebrows with<br />

bleach.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is to scroll<br />

through Instagram accounts<br />

dedicated to tiny<br />

homes.<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would pay off all my loans<br />

and build a new house!<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I am not a<br />

picky eater, but there are<br />

certain foods I will not eat<br />

because of their texturejello,<br />

pudding, yogurt; any<br />

food of that sort<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would be working in Public<br />

Relations or some sort<br />

of Journalism field.<br />

I couldn’t live without<br />

pizza! I love pizza.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 that no matter how hard<br />

it is to believe, everything<br />

is going to work out the<br />

way it is supposed to.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is napping.<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would buy a ticket to outer<br />

space with Space X.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I grew up on<br />

a small cattle and produce<br />

farm.<br />

What would you do (for<br />

a career) If I weren’t a<br />

teacher, I would be a college<br />

professor.<br />

I couldn’t live without my<br />

God and my wife. In that<br />

order : )<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to<br />

learn to fail well. Failing<br />

should not take you by<br />

surprise; it happens to all.<br />

The difference is how one<br />

responds to it and grows<br />

from it in order to reach<br />

their goals.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is watch<br />

movies.<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would donate a significant<br />

portion to the Houston<br />

Food Bank.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is my family got<br />

transferred to Paris, France<br />

when I was a child. If I<br />

weren’t a teacher, I would<br />

wishing I were a teacher.<br />

I couldn’t live without my<br />

husband.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 not to stress about the<br />

small things. My favorite<br />

thing to do with free time<br />

is swim.<br />

JOHN GILLET<br />

DIRECTOR of TECH<br />

JOHNNY MOTLEY<br />

RELIGION<br />

MARY S. DAWSON<br />

ENGLISH<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would not tell ANYONE.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I am depressed<br />

to say I have no surprises.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would be Clutch or Orbit.<br />

I couldn’t live without my<br />

kids and husband, but otherwise<br />

I guess Diet Coke.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to not start your Diet<br />

Coke habit.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is spy on<br />

my 3 year old and 5 year<br />

old when they are playing<br />

pretend. (Shh!! Don’t tell<br />

them!).<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would donate a large<br />

portion of it to ecological<br />

and cultural conservation<br />

efforts in the Amazon.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is my high<br />

school was also Episcopal<br />

High School, a boarding<br />

school in Alexandria, VA!<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would be an explorer and<br />

storyteller with NatGeo or<br />

an anthropology student in<br />

a doctorate program.<br />

I couldn’t live without<br />

good coffee. Good food.<br />

Good books. Interesting<br />

people.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to start studying foreign<br />

languages because you can<br />

pick them up more easily<br />

when you’re in your teens.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is play guitar,<br />

dance salsa, read, and<br />

learn from others through<br />

conversation.<br />

ALEX BRUTON<br />

WORLD LANGUAGES<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would look for a cool<br />

house in Galveston.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I lived in Brazil<br />

and I speak Portuguese.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would be a travel reporter<br />

and writer.<br />

I couldn’t live without<br />

music.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to earn better grades<br />

and be the best leader on<br />

the athletic field.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is travel,<br />

cycling, gardening…did I<br />

say travel?<br />

EMILY BARRON<br />

ENGLISH<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would buy my parents a<br />

new house.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I have always<br />

lived in Syracuse. I moved<br />

here exactly one month<br />

ago.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher, I<br />

would LOVE to have a<br />

million kids and be a stay<br />

at home mom.<br />

I couldn’t live without my<br />

medium iced hazelnut coffee<br />

from Dunkin Donuts.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to be true to myself. It’s<br />

so easy to get caught up in<br />

“peer pressure” or try to be<br />

cool. Being cool is overrated.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is work out<br />

and travel.<br />

JULIUS MICHAEL<br />

HISTORY<br />

If I won the lottery, I<br />

would build my own cereal<br />

factory so I can have unlimited<br />

access to cereal.<br />

Something surprising<br />

about me is I don’t go to<br />

the zoo.<br />

If I weren’t a teacher,<br />

I would probably work<br />

with the government or do<br />

something with the United<br />

Nations.<br />

I couldn’t live without my<br />

running shoes and Garmin<br />

watch.<br />

I would tell myself at age<br />

16 to embrace everything<br />

about yourself and follow<br />

your heart.<br />

My favorite thing to do<br />

with free time is run while<br />

listening to music.<br />

JENILEE GOBEA<br />

CAMPUS STORE ASSISTANT<br />

LAURIE MANN<br />

ADMIN ASSISTANT<br />

STAND OUT<br />

History doesn’t remember those who fit in – only those brave<br />

enough to Stand Out. At Episcopal High School, there are no<br />

boundaries to who you can be or what you can achieve. We exist<br />

to help you find and free your potential.<br />

So feel free to STAND OUT.<br />

KIMBERLEY PAVALOCK<br />

ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE<br />

AYESHA SPOONER<br />

ASSOC DIR/ADMISSIONS


Features<br />

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EHS Onstage prepares for shows<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

El Rincón de español les dará información<br />

sobre los eventos latinos en<br />

nuestra comunidad cada mes. El 22 de<br />

septiembre Enrique Iglesias y Pitbull se<br />

presentarán en el Toyota Center, así que si<br />

eres un aficionado de “Bailando” y “Fireball”<br />

sin duda disfrutarás de este concierto.<br />

Pitbull y Enrique serán acompañados<br />

por CNCO, una banda de chicos hispanos<br />

que ha ganado mucha popularidad recientemente.<br />

Si disfrutas de conciertos y<br />

Your Spanish Corner<br />

música en español, asegúrate de conseguir<br />

tus entradas para Enrique y Pitbull. ¡No<br />

vayas a perdértelo!<br />

ANGEL STRINGER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This year the Theater Department is<br />

bringing some big things to EHS Onstage.<br />

Coming soon are the plays The Legend of<br />

Sleepy Hollow and Radium Girls, the musical<br />

Into the Woods, and student-directed<br />

one-act plays.<br />

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is a tale<br />

of a headless Hessian whose fate lies in<br />

the hands of a Horseman. The audition for<br />

Sleepy Hollow was on Wednesday <strong>August</strong><br />

23 from 4:00 - 6:30 p.m.<br />

Radium Girls, a story of a miracle cure,<br />

gives a powerful look at obsessions with<br />

wealth and science. This audition is on<br />

Thursday October 12 from 4:00 - 6:30<br />

p.m.<br />

As for Into the Woods, who isn’t excited<br />

for this one? The musical is a journey<br />

told through characters whose paths collide<br />

as they use each other to get what<br />

they desire. The audition is on Saturday,<br />

October 21 from 10:00 - 4:00 p.m.<br />

All play auditions are in the Black Box<br />

Theatre and the musical audition is in<br />

Underwood Theatre. As for the student<br />

one-acts, auditions are to be determined,<br />

so be on the lookout for those.<br />

Buckle up Episcopal. We’re on the road<br />

for exciting things.<br />

Freshmen connect before beginning of school year<br />

ANNABELLE COKINOS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The Freshman Class began this year<br />

with a trip to Navasota and Camp Allen<br />

where they bonded and learned what it<br />

means to be a Knight.<br />

The annual trip to Camp Allen is an<br />

Episcopal tradition to welcome freshmen<br />

to EHS. They participated in fun activities<br />

to get to know their peers and advisors.<br />

On the first day before leaving for camp,<br />

the freshmen and their advisories played<br />

games in the gym to break the ice.<br />

“It was so great to watch everyone get<br />

to know each other for the first time!” said<br />

sophomore and Student Council member<br />

Brennan Howell.<br />

After everyone arrived at camp, they immediately<br />

tested their fears of heights on<br />

the ropes course.<br />

“The ropes course was arguably the best<br />

part of the Freshman Retreat,” said freshman<br />

Elena Cokinos.<br />

Team building games led by the Camp<br />

Allen staff came after the ropes course. To<br />

take a break from the energizing activities,<br />

the advisories met separately to discuss<br />

their goals for the year.<br />

Following a Chapel service, an Amazing<br />

Race, put together by the Student Council,<br />

was held among advisories. Mr. Hickey’s<br />

advisory took the victory.<br />

The next day everyone gathered together<br />

for another Chapel service. Student Council<br />

members used this time to explain the<br />

Chapel process to the new Knights.<br />

After an enjoyable one and a half days<br />

at Camp Allen, everyone boarded busses<br />

back to Episcopal, excited about the new<br />

relationships they formed while at the<br />

retreat.<br />

Freshman divide into their advisories to make new friends and get to know each<br />

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Features<br />

Solar eclipse mesmorizes U.S.<br />

EHS helps in Harvey’s aftermath<br />

ELLIE RAGIEL<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The United States made headlines this<br />

month, as what has already been dubbed<br />

the “Great American Eclipse” marked the<br />

first total solar eclipse of this century.<br />

On Monday, <strong>August</strong> 21, a total solar<br />

eclipse hit the U.S., drawing hundreds<br />

of thousands of astrology enthusiasts to<br />

many off-the-map American destinations.<br />

The event lasted approximately three<br />

hours; however, those in the path of totality<br />

only had a three-minute window to<br />

view the total eclipse.<br />

The eclipse carved a path from Oregon<br />

to South Carolina, passing through 14<br />

states, and even though Texans were not<br />

lucky enough to see the total eclipse, they<br />

were still treated to a partial solar eclipse<br />

that reached its peak around 1:15 p.m.<br />

Many Houstonians flocked to sites such<br />

as the Natural Science Museum and the<br />

NASA Space Center to enjoy a full day<br />

of activities revolving around the eclipse,<br />

such as presentations by lunar scientists<br />

and live streams of the total eclipse from<br />

NASA’s cameras in Casper, Wyoming.<br />

Even if you missed the eclipse festivities<br />

this year or are just upset about not being<br />

able to witness the eclipse in its totality,<br />

don’t worry. The next full solar eclipse to<br />

happen in North America will be in 2024,<br />

and we Houstonians will have much more<br />

access to it as it will pass straight through<br />

the great Lone Star State.<br />

Jack Grams<br />

Mr. Paul Revaz<br />

Mrs. Kate Philbrick<br />

Jamie Tatum, Katy Davidson, Sophia<br />

Casetta<br />

Garrett Guthrie<br />

Faculty and staff view the solar eclipse using safe eclipse viewers. Photo courtesy of<br />

Mr. John Flanagan.<br />

Sam Wilson<br />

Garden of Edens<br />

Advice about<br />

Things that Matter<br />

Sam Lee<br />

with Will Edens<br />

Welcome to my reoccurring column:<br />

Garden of Edens. This month’s advice<br />

goes out to our freshmen.<br />

Freshmen, this is the year to set the tone<br />

for the rest of your high school career. I<br />

know that y’all just got into high school,<br />

but colleges will see your inaugural GPA,<br />

so make it a good one.<br />

Secondly, get involved in everything you<br />

possibly can. Try something new outside<br />

your comfort zone. The more you do freshmen<br />

year, the better you will understand<br />

what you want to do once you are a senior<br />

or even when you get to college. I think a<br />

sport or club is a great way to meet older<br />

peers and maybe ones you just normally<br />

wouldn’t hang out with.<br />

Lastly, don’t be cliquey this year. Make<br />

as many friends as you can, meet everyone<br />

you come in contact with, and be nice to<br />

all because in the long run you will end up<br />

having a better high school career.<br />

A storm of Knights at the ready<br />

EHS alum Gilbert Sosa launches film career in L.A.<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

EHS alum Gilbert Sosa quickly ascended<br />

in Hollywood, working alongside famous<br />

celebrities over the past year. After being<br />

involved in ETv for two years at Episcopal,<br />

he decided to continue his interest in film<br />

and develop it into a career. The Knight<br />

Times spoke with Gilbert about his career<br />

path so far and how he has achieved so<br />

much in such a short amount of time.<br />

You graduated from EHS roughly a year<br />

ago. How could you possibly have gotten<br />

these opportunities so quickly?<br />

I graduated from EHS with the Class<br />

of 2016, and days after I decided to drive<br />

out to Los Angeles for the summer to get<br />

a better sense of what the entertainment<br />

industry was really like. I knew very few<br />

people there, so it was a whole new city<br />

with endless opportunities, and a fresh,<br />

new start. My intentions for that summer<br />

in Los Angeles were to land a short internship<br />

and meet some beneficial people that<br />

I could stay in contact with while I was attending<br />

UT Austin (where I was supposed<br />

to be in the fall of 2016). However, things<br />

took a turn for the unexpected after only<br />

three weeks of making my way around LA;<br />

I found the social media space. I got in contact<br />

with one of the largest social media influencers<br />

and became a part of his company.<br />

It was an amazing opportunity in which<br />

I saw a lot of potential, so I decided to put<br />

off UT until the fall of <strong>2017</strong>. My whole life<br />

was changed because I was working with<br />

some of the largest social media influencers<br />

around with the ability to do anything<br />

relating to film and photography, while<br />

also making some great contacts within<br />

that company. Eventually, I came to the<br />

conclusion that I wanted to move forward<br />

and stop working for a company, so I did. I<br />

ventured back into Los Angeles as an individual<br />

and began to build a network of my<br />

own resources and contacts. Then, I began<br />

to work in the Latin American space because<br />

of the people I was working around. I<br />

began to build my name while helping others<br />

build their content. By this time my roster<br />

of people I have worked with included<br />

Cameron Dallas, Juanpa Zurita, Jake Paul,<br />

Maluma, Alissa Violet, and many more.<br />

Right now you are doing both photography<br />

and film directing. Which path do<br />

you want to continue in the future?<br />

When I first arrived in Los Angeles, I<br />

stepped in with a filmmaking mindset, but<br />

with a better photography background, I<br />

found photography to be the most efficient<br />

way to meet people, especially artists/influencers<br />

who were looking to create content<br />

for their social media. It was an easier way<br />

to meet people at the exchange of taking<br />

photos of them. Now, I am more focused<br />

on building a film path. I’m in the middle<br />

of several big projects with music videos &<br />

films. Still, my focus is to continue building<br />

my “internet” name while complimenting<br />

it with my film work.<br />

What is the biggest project you have<br />

worked on so far?<br />

So far, I have gotten the opportunity to<br />

work on huge projects that I value at the<br />

same level. Most recently, I directed a music<br />

video for Virgin Records that was fully<br />

shot in Mexico. Also, I worked on a project<br />

with Cameron Dallas for a magazine. Also,<br />

on my Latin side, I worked on a music<br />

video set with artist Maluma in Colombia.<br />

Class of 2016 graduate Gilbert Sosa is<br />

now pursuing a film career in L.A. Photo<br />

courtesy of Gilbert Sosa.


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Sports<br />

CHEER<br />

Sports<br />

Brief<br />

This year the cheerleading program<br />

boasts its biggest membership ever, sporting<br />

three squads, a freshman, JV, and<br />

varsity team.<br />

The freshman team has potential with<br />

many girls having past experience. In<br />

June, all three teams went to choreography<br />

camp where the girls learned their<br />

new routines for competition which they<br />

will perform in October.<br />

In addition, the girls attended speed<br />

camp and were joined by ten other schools<br />

from across Texas. There, they were nominated<br />

for All-American honors. Many of<br />

the girls on varsity received the award:<br />

Lilly Cone, Lauren Foyt, Kelsey Womack,<br />

Hannah Benstock, and Avery Edens.<br />

BOYS VOLLEYBALL<br />

The boys volleyball team continues to<br />

keep its momentum from last season with<br />

natural athletic ability and upperclass leadership.<br />

The team finished eighth last year during<br />

SPC playoffs while facing off against the<br />

tough competition of the SPC like Greenhill,<br />

St. John’s, and St. Steven’s.<br />

With the help of veteran leadership from<br />

senior Omar Denmon and sophomore Tanner<br />

Witt, the Knights look to compete for<br />

the number one seed in the South Zone.<br />

“I’m really liking this group of guys. We<br />

will be a fun team to watch this year and<br />

compete in the South Zone,” said Coach<br />

Michael Kent.<br />

Football brings heat for upcoming season<br />

WILL EDENS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The Knights football team is back in action<br />

and ready for the <strong>2017</strong>-2018 season.<br />

While the team enters the year having lost<br />

a handful of linemen, including D1 signees<br />

Walker Little and Marvin Wilson, and its<br />

starting quarterback and running back to<br />

graduation, they appear to have reloaded.<br />

Four-star wide receiver Jaylen Waddle is<br />

leading the charge as a stand out in early<br />

practice. The Knights started their practices<br />

on July 31 and have been going hard<br />

ever since. The team has acquired a few<br />

new transfers, including juniors Jaylen Davis<br />

and Cory Williams and two freshman<br />

linemen that are projected to be playing a<br />

big role at the varsity level.<br />

The Knights’ wide receiver core is exceptionally<br />

strong this year considering that all<br />

four starters are returning, and quarterback<br />

Jack Grams should have a field day every<br />

game night with this group.<br />

The team had its intrasquad scrimmage<br />

on Saturday, <strong>August</strong> 12, and Waddle did<br />

not waste any time, scoring on a 40-yard<br />

pass from Grams.<br />

“The intrasquad was very helpful for<br />

me to learn game speed and really get my<br />

tempo down with all my receivers; it was<br />

also fun for full contact to be back,” said<br />

Grams.<br />

The Saturday morning event was a good<br />

way for the Knights to get some experience<br />

with real referees and be able to ask<br />

specific questions before the team took on<br />

Strake Jesuit <strong>August</strong> 18.<br />

The football team had another scrimmage<br />

on the second day of school vs. St. Pius,<br />

which was a home event. The Knights’ first<br />

game was last Friday with an unfortunate<br />

loss against Prestonwood Christian Academy.<br />

The coaches think that this squad can<br />

compete with any team in Texas, and<br />

Coach Steve Leisz and his team plan to<br />

show that in the Brenham game.<br />

This season will be a great one for the<br />

Knights, so be sure to try to attend all the<br />

games.<br />

FIELD HOCKEY<br />

After a successful tournament showing<br />

at the Greenhill School in Dallas against<br />

schools from Texas and Oklahoma, the<br />

field hockey teams are looking great in<br />

their preseason as they prepare for the fall.<br />

Similar to last year, the players will be<br />

placed on three teams - varsity, led by<br />

Head Coach Shelly Edmonds and assistant<br />

Clarence Jennelle; JV, led by Coach<br />

Jessica Adams; and JV White, under the<br />

direction of Coach Chris Hasbrouck.<br />

While these teams have yet to be decided,<br />

there is hope for several incoming freshmen,<br />

who have begun to improve tremendously,<br />

to play varsity. For the lone senior<br />

player, Kylie Jones, this will be a great<br />

opportunity for her to take on a leadership<br />

role and mentor the younger players.<br />

The field hockey teams’ first game was<br />

against Memorial and they had an outstanding<br />

start to the season with a 6-0 win.<br />

CROSS COUNTRY<br />

Cross country welcomes two new coaches<br />

to its fold as the program looks ahead to<br />

the <strong>2017</strong> season.<br />

Coach Julius Michael, who is also a new<br />

faculty member teaching U.S. History, is<br />

taking strides toward a more intense practice<br />

regimen as the team warms up with a<br />

mile, steady run, track workout, and weight<br />

room work. However, Coach knows how<br />

to have fun as the team bonds over an exciting<br />

game of Frisbee against the other<br />

leader of the group, Coach Lauren Smith.<br />

Coach Smith brings enthusiasm and<br />

unique stretching to the team as she watches<br />

out for the runners’ recoveries after practice.<br />

She also ran track in college and qualified<br />

for the Junior Olympics three times, so<br />

her expertise in speed will improve each<br />

member’s start and finish times.<br />

With Coach Michael’s knowledge of endurance<br />

and Coach Smith’s knowledge of<br />

speed, the duo will sculpt Episcopal’s cross<br />

country team into runners afraid of nothing<br />

but losing.<br />

Wide receiver Julius Young drags a defender as he picks up a first down after the catch. Photo by Emily Madison.<br />

Girls volleyball kicks off fall athletics<br />

DANIEL DAVIS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

School athletics are now starting which<br />

means fall athletics are already beginning.<br />

The girls volleyball team is already looking<br />

strong and full of talent. Coach Amanda<br />

Watts was not hesitant to begin the preseason<br />

early as practices began on July 31.<br />

The group of girls this year is full of talent,<br />

and the coaches are happy to welcome a<br />

couple of new faces.<br />

This summer the girls played in the John<br />

Turner Adidas Invitational in Pearland, followed<br />

by many preseason games that led<br />

up to the first day of school.<br />

The varsity team did a great job last year<br />

and had a strong record of 4-4. In SPC play<br />

they dominated conference games, ending<br />

with a record of 5-1, and led by graduated<br />

seniors Grace Geib and Gigi Hanna.<br />

This year senior Mylana Byrd, who is<br />

committed to Alabama, will be leading the<br />

team alongside junior Kathleen Johnson<br />

and sophomores Brennan Howell and Trinity<br />

Watts toward what will hopefully be a<br />

successful year.<br />

The varsity’s first SPC game is against<br />

St. John’s on October 3, and it promises to<br />

be a competitive game. The last SPC conference<br />

game is against Houston Christian<br />

on November 9 followed by the SPC tournament.<br />

Girls volleyball warms up in preseason by doing conditioning drills to prepare for<br />

the upcoming season. Photo by Photo J.


6 The Knight Times<br />

Entertainment<br />

Rick and Morty wows audiences<br />

CAMI PYNE<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Rick and Morty is the sci-fi twist comedy<br />

that took the Internet by storm this<br />

summer. A play off the action-packed<br />

adventure Back to the Future, Rick and<br />

Morty focuses on two lovable and dislikeable<br />

characters on wicked adventures.<br />

Rick and his grandson Morty hop<br />

through portals with Rick’s infamous portal<br />

gun to different universes and explore<br />

while having awesome adventures. The<br />

craze all started in late 2013 with a bychance<br />

pitch by Dan Harmon and Justin<br />

Roiland after several failed attempts with<br />

other cartoons. The show later got picked<br />

up by Adult Swim and became a smashing<br />

success.<br />

Each of its three seasons feature 10 to<br />

20-minute long episodes that are jampacked<br />

with twists and dark comedy. The<br />

writers found an amazing outlet for cyni-<br />

This summer was all about music<br />

PATRICK BAYOUTH<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Many great songs were performed this<br />

past summer, including “Despacito,” “I’m<br />

the One,” and “That’s What I Like.”<br />

“Despacito,” by Daddy Yankee and Luis<br />

Fonsi, features major artist Justin Bieber.<br />

“Despacito” is currently the number one<br />

song on The Billboard Hot 100 list and<br />

has been on the list for the past twentynine<br />

weeks. The song led Spotify to<br />

declare Bieber the “Latin King” in an ad.<br />

cal humor to bring out important issues<br />

regarding a various number of topics.<br />

On one of Rick and Morty’s adventures,<br />

the entire universe gets destroyed, and<br />

Rick and Morty portal to a parallel universe<br />

where their characters were killed<br />

off. They end up burying their bodies in<br />

the backyard and continue on with their<br />

lives. The topic is not brought up until one<br />

day when Morty’s sister Summer is freaking<br />

out about her overall existence when<br />

Morty looks at her, explains the situation<br />

about his parallel self’s death, and says,<br />

“Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody<br />

belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die.<br />

Come watch TV?” This self-awareness<br />

that everyone’s existence is completely<br />

coincidental and nothing’s on purpose is<br />

an amazing feat that the writers managed<br />

to convey in a delicate way.<br />

Rick and Morty is a 100% on Rotten<br />

Tomatoes and has almost a 99% retention<br />

rate.<br />

Rick and Morty’s third season is currently in swing. Photo courtesy of tvtropes.com.<br />

This angered many in the Latin community<br />

and forced Spotify to pull the ad.<br />

DJ Khaled’s “I’m the One” featured a<br />

handful of major artists including Quavo,<br />

Chance the Rapper, Lil Wayne, and once<br />

again, Bieber. This song reached number<br />

one on The Billboard Hot 100 list as well.<br />

Music fanatic Daniel Davis gave this<br />

song a five-star rating and claimed he “listens<br />

to it every night and every morning.”<br />

Listeners are eager for these artists to<br />

come out with new music as the school<br />

year moves forward.<br />

Try these off-campus lunch spots<br />

HUNTER MEGARITY<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This year the EHS administration<br />

decided to allow the Senior Class to start<br />

enjoying off-campus lunch privileges<br />

early, in this case Friday, September 8.<br />

With the old cafeteria under construction,<br />

seniors were eager to start heading<br />

off campus but had a little trouble deciding<br />

where to eat every day. I have come<br />

up with a list of some of the best spots to<br />

grab a quick lunch around campus.<br />

Central Market on Weslayan is a great<br />

place to go with friends. It has a variety<br />

of lunch foods that are already made so<br />

The Case for Spotify<br />

SYDNEY HUTCHINS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Spotify is a way to stream music, videos,<br />

and podcasts digitally for free. The<br />

application allows listeners to enjoy artists<br />

from all over the world with access to millions<br />

of different songs.<br />

Spotify on mobile devices is ad-supported,<br />

shuffle-only, but Spotify on a computer<br />

tablet allows on-demand, ad-supported<br />

listening. This means when you are listening<br />

to music on your phone, you cannot<br />

pick a song on-demand when you want<br />

as the app on a computer or tablet allows;<br />

you are only allowed to listen to a song on<br />

a playlist in shuffle-only mode with seven<br />

skips allowed.<br />

However, if you make your playlist<br />

good enough to where you don’t even<br />

need to skip a song, then that is not a<br />

problem.<br />

Spotify Radio was also recently<br />

launched which is very similar to Pandora.<br />

All you do is pick a song, artist, album, or<br />

playlist, and it will come up with music<br />

based on your choice; here, you can rate<br />

the music that you listen to on the radio to<br />

make it more personable.<br />

Spotify Premium is my most recommended<br />

because you can jam out with<br />

ad free music, listen to music without<br />

an Internet connection or service, enjoy<br />

unlimited skips, and take advantage of the<br />

on-demand feature for mobile devices!<br />

They also have very affordable deals all<br />

for the Spotify Premium option such as<br />

family packs and student discounts.<br />

Spotify is always my go-to for music;<br />

I don’t even have Pandora on my phone<br />

anymore now that I have Spotify because<br />

it encompasses every aspect Pandora<br />

has, plus more! What’s not to love about<br />

Spotify?<br />

you and your friends can eat lunch and get<br />

back to school with plenty of time.<br />

Luigi’s Pizzeria is another quick and<br />

easy spot to hit with a big group, and it is<br />

very close to school. Also, who doesn’t<br />

love a pizza break during the school day?<br />

Some other restaurants to consider are<br />

1. Buffalo Grille<br />

2. Subway<br />

3. Skeeter’s<br />

4. Island Grill<br />

5. Bubba’s Burgers<br />

6. Smashburger<br />

7. Raising Cane’s<br />

8. Zoës Kitchen<br />

Point / Counterpoint:<br />

Which streaming service is best?<br />

The Case for Pandora<br />

MRS. JONES<br />

Math Extraordinare<br />

Guest Writer<br />

Pandora began in 2000, the year I<br />

graduated high school, and I started using<br />

it around 2003, when music sharing programs<br />

like Napster and Limewire became<br />

risky to use for fear of criminal charges<br />

for copyright infringement.<br />

Pandora was like a beacon in the night,<br />

calling all young people that didn’t have<br />

the money to buy music (thanks, Apple),<br />

and didn’t want to tune-in to an actual FM<br />

radio station.<br />

We created playlists based on the artist<br />

or song that we liked, and Pandora gave<br />

us new songs by similar artists. If we<br />

enjoyed them, thumbs up; if not, thumbs<br />

down. This feature even predates the<br />

Facebook “Like.”<br />

We became the curators of our own<br />

radio stations, while still enjoying the benefits<br />

of discovering new music. Some of<br />

the playlists I still listen to hearken back<br />

to my college days.<br />

In particular, my Guster Station that features<br />

locally popular Boston-based band,<br />

Guster, sends me back in time to enjoy the<br />

sounds of my young adulthood while still<br />

allowing me to discover new music with<br />

current bands.<br />

Does Spotify do some of this? Yes. Does<br />

it also do other things like let you listen<br />

to the song you want, when you want it?<br />

Yes. But I didn’t grow up in the want-itnow,<br />

get-it-now generation, and I think the<br />

world could use a little more patience and<br />

exposure to music (and ideas) they might<br />

not have been willing to try before.<br />

This is why I will continue to make Pandora<br />

my streaming music app of choice.<br />

“Despacito” was the song of the summer. Photo courtesy of billboard.com.<br />

The dispute between streaming services has been long standing, with some users<br />

preferring Pandora over Spotify. Photo courtesy of gcmag.org.


7 The Knight Times<br />

Opinion<br />

Is it possible America is becoming Anti-American?<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

With the divide between the Democrats<br />

and Republicans growing larger with last<br />

year’s election of President Donald Trump,<br />

a serious question has been raised by many:<br />

are more Americans demonstrating anti-<br />

American thought? The demonstration<br />

of blatant anti-American acts following<br />

the 2016 election, such as the burning of<br />

American flags and statements from some<br />

about abandoning the country and moving<br />

elsewhere if Hillary Clinton were not elected,<br />

are only some examples of the growing<br />

problem. The epidemic of anti-American<br />

philosophy is tormenting the country and<br />

only worsening the lack of unity among<br />

Americans. Some of the possible reasons<br />

that could be causing this lack of nationalism<br />

is the growing division in the country<br />

and the role the media plays to increase<br />

this chasm, as well as limited education<br />

around these important topics. A Fox News<br />

poll conducted in June shows that just 51%<br />

of Americans state they are proud of their<br />

country, while 45% are not proud to be<br />

Americans. This is a frightening drop from<br />

the same poll in June of 2011, when 69%<br />

of people claimed to be proud of America,<br />

and just 28% were not. What could be<br />

causing this dramatic decline?<br />

ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />

Staff Writer<br />

In recent years, music award show ratings<br />

have taken a hit. As fewer and fewer<br />

people tune in to see their favorite artists<br />

make red carpet appearances and obligatory<br />

social media posts, many are left wondering<br />

why we, as a society, continue to encourage<br />

these events and propagate these<br />

superfluous occasions.<br />

Fans and stars alike have, as of late,<br />

shown less and less reverence for award<br />

ceremonies and their glamorized presentations.<br />

In fact, a large number of A-list<br />

celebrities now tend to opt-out, skipping<br />

events all together. For example, mega<br />

stars like Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and<br />

Frank Ocean are rarely seen at these events<br />

and are vocal about their distaste for award<br />

shows. On the fan side, many simply do<br />

not see the importance of the shows and<br />

believe they lack meaning. Some even see<br />

these star-studded popularity contests as<br />

rigged, and while some of the more outlandish<br />

beliefs read more like conspiracy<br />

theories, not all are lacking merit.<br />

But why don’t people care anymore? Part<br />

of the problem is the antiquated system.<br />

Pop music, like any art form, is subjective,<br />

and having only an “elite” group vote on<br />

the winners alienates fans who believe that<br />

One may simply look at it from a partisan<br />

political basis. With America becoming<br />

in-creasingly liberal, one could argue that<br />

it is sim-ply the change in the<br />

administration from Obama to Trump.<br />

However, the Fox News poll shows that<br />

this is not purely about party affiliation.<br />

The poll also showed that 64% of<br />

Republicans are proud of their country<br />

and 39% of Democrats consider<br />

themselves proud Americans. While there<br />

is more than a 20% difference between the<br />

parties, 64% of Republicans is not a great<br />

number showing any intense loyalty to the<br />

President.<br />

The decline of nationalism among Americans<br />

has been prevalent in recent years for<br />

many reasons, including the increasing<br />

agendas of media outlets. With the media<br />

constantly under fire and government<br />

leaks consuming every aspect of life, many<br />

Americans may feel as if they cannot trust<br />

their own country.<br />

The constant false allegations and news<br />

coverage on ratings-driven topics such as<br />

the “Russia Investigation” fuel an internal<br />

weariness of the media, and in some cases,<br />

can cause citizens to feel they are living<br />

in a manipulated, politicized world. The<br />

media is becoming far too politicized and<br />

decides to only focus on the divisive differences<br />

between the right and the left instead<br />

Unnecessary award shows<br />

their favorite singer deserves to win more<br />

than his or her competitors. Some award<br />

shows have embraced this in an effort to<br />

stay current, but those who do not end<br />

up suffering. User interaction is perhaps<br />

the most important part to keeping award<br />

shows afloat, and the events that capitalize<br />

on this often end up more successful.<br />

When fans feel more included and valued,<br />

when they feel as though they are making a<br />

difference, they are more engaged.<br />

Music awards aren’t the only ones affected<br />

by a public disinterest. Other major<br />

award events have faced steady declines<br />

in popularity, such as the Oscars and the<br />

Emmys. This might be because people<br />

are simply no longer interested in them or<br />

because they rarely seem to adapt to the<br />

times. In recent years, the Oscars has faced<br />

backlash for a lack of diversity, and the<br />

main takeaway from the <strong>2017</strong> Oscars was<br />

the mishap when La La Land was<br />

called for Best Picture instead of the<br />

correct win-ner Moonlight.<br />

Despite a steady decline in viewership,<br />

award shows are still raking in millions of<br />

views, and the fashion and spectacle of it<br />

all still wow many, so they show no sign<br />

of slowing down. In the end, award shows<br />

don’t always reflect the actual opinion of<br />

listeners, and as a result, shouldn’t be taken<br />

as serious as some believe them to be.<br />

of focusing on the unity needed to fix some<br />

of the major problems in America, such as<br />

jobs and healthcare.<br />

Education is another cause of this anti-<br />

American rhetoric that is developing in the<br />

U.S., as many are finding that schools seem<br />

to focus primarily on the sins and faults of<br />

American history and less on many of the<br />

great triumphs and progress that led the<br />

U.S. to become the most powerful country<br />

in the world. Although it is important<br />

to recognize American flaws, the education<br />

system also needs to instill nationalistic<br />

values that will provide a sense of pride in<br />

America’s youth. In my opinion, it is important<br />

to have a strong, nationalist, young<br />

generation who will eventually become<br />

America’s leaders so we can continue to<br />

grow as a global superpower. According<br />

to Joel Westheimer in his article “Thinking<br />

about Patriotism,” the curriculum taught<br />

in many schools across the country is not<br />

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adequately delivering patriotic messages<br />

to children in order to build on this strong<br />

nationalistic foundation. While this is not<br />

an immediate problem detrimental to society,<br />

it will be concerning in the future as<br />

American values increasingly shift.<br />

Overall, Americans need to realize the<br />

privilege we are given everyday in this<br />

country to express our thoughts and beliefs.<br />

The opportunities Americans are<br />

afforded in the U.S. are incomparable to<br />

many other countries that control every aspect<br />

of life and do not grant the same rights<br />

to all citizens. Dividing the country over a<br />

single election that potentially could result<br />

in seven more years of one president is, at<br />

the maximum, massively shortsighted, as<br />

there are countries in far worse conditions<br />

facing dictators and regimes that never<br />

have a finite end. Nationalistic values and<br />

unity must return to the United States before<br />

the chasm becomes too large to repair.<br />

During a violent protest in Civic Center Park, armed police had to step in in order<br />

to contain the crowd. Protestors were rioting against Trump in the park in Berkley,<br />

California, professing their belief that the President is one of the primary causes of<br />

distrust between Americans and the government. Photo courtesy of Berkleyside.com.<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

Lauren Porter<br />

Staff Writers<br />

Will Edens<br />

Sydney Hutchins<br />

Ellie Ragiel<br />

Isabel Young<br />

Isabella Goodman<br />

Hunter Megarity<br />

Angel Stringer<br />

Sophia Henry<br />

Cami Pyne<br />

Preston Witt<br />

Patrick Bayouth<br />

Annabelle Cokinos<br />

Elliott Jones<br />

Daniel Davis<br />

Gabrielle Ducote<br />

Photographers<br />

Teagan Ashworth, Chris Castro Janecki, Cara Kennedy, Lane McCool, Mason Morris,<br />

Parker Nickerson, Julia Toups, Trinity Watts, Hannah Windle, Rohan Asthana, Phoebe<br />

Crow, Layton Debes, Caroline Fertitta, Elliott Jones, Robert Mason, Taylor Ranucci,<br />

James Henry Ray, Stockton Shaffer, Madison Stanke, Sophie Thomas, Sasha Vermeil,<br />

Rachel Boeker, Sydney Bosarge, Kaveinga Davis, Will Davis, Spencer Donley, Cydne<br />

Harrell-Malveaux, Amber Hatfield, Alexandra Herrera, Sadie Jensen, Elliott Leathers,<br />

Chloe Masterson, Luke Pugh, Ethan Tuckwood, Luke White, Alan Ayanegui, Christina<br />

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Bebczuk, Sydney Cooper, Alex Deutsch, Elizabeth Anne Charbonnet, Sophia Haugh,<br />

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Kate Peterkin, Lexi Sagers,Madelyn Scholtes, Amelia Traylor, Celine Waxham<br />

Katy Perry hosted the <strong>2017</strong> Video Music Awards on <strong>August</strong> 27. Despite the popular<br />

star hosting the show, the rating were abnormally low because people are not interested<br />

in the pointless shows anymore. No matter how popular the show’s host, it still<br />

does not attract enough viewers to remain popular. Photo courtesy of Goldderby.com.<br />

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8 The Knight Times<br />

Knight Shift<br />

Scavenger Hunt<br />

The Knight Times wanted to start off the year with all of your Back Page<br />

regulars, but we are also throwing it back to Issue 27 with a Class of<br />

2011 favorite - Scavenger Hunt.<br />

Top 10 Worst Back Page Features<br />

10. Running out of ideas and having two Top 10s on one back page<br />

9. 20 facts about Bermuda grass<br />

8. Industrial Paper Shredder Power Rankings<br />

7. Best Fruits That Aren’t Cantalopes<br />

6. Top 10 Salad Sauces<br />

5. Top 10 Vague References<br />

4. Best Back Page Ideas That Got Shut Down Multiple Times<br />

(Spoiler alert: none of them were good)<br />

3. Top 28 Oxymorons<br />

Welcome to The Knight Times Scavenger Hunt, a bold adventure into every nook<br />

and cranny of the EHS campus, a tireless pursuit of all things Knight, an epic quest<br />

for the illustrious prize. The first person to find this item somewhere on campus and<br />

report their discovery via email to either Knight Shift Editor Ellie Ragiel or Knight<br />

Shift apprentice Daniel Davis will win a free cookie card. Happy Hunting!<br />

Top 10 Things About The<br />

Hildebrand Athletic Center<br />

2. Top 10 Christmas Decorations<br />

1.All aspects of the <strong>2017</strong> April Back Page<br />

(Celebrity Sighting)<br />

10. Stadium lockers<br />

9. Panoramic views of Trotter while you’re working out<br />

8. Health class with air conditioning<br />

7. Ballin’ during lunch with your shoes off<br />

6. Aux cords in the locker room<br />

5. Calling it the new ‘kek (with AC)<br />

4. Getting lost on your way to the trainer<br />

3. Touch screen TVs<br />

2. Getting swole in the new weight room<br />

1. Your shoes squeaking on the gym floor<br />

Mad Men actor Jay R. Ferguson shares such an uncanny resemblance to our very<br />

own Mr. Binder that we can’t tell who is who! Although Mr. Binder teaches ethics<br />

while Ferguson’s character Stan Rizzo lives in the unethical world of Madison Avenue<br />

advertizing, I think we can all admit that this is one of our most spot on sightings<br />

yet. Photos by Hunter Megarity and courtesy of hollywoodreporter.com.<br />

ehsknighttimes<br />

What Are Those?<br />

Junior Jack Panus was spotted<br />

in the courtyard evening out his<br />

sock tan after a long weekend of<br />

golfing. Our staff, however, thinks<br />

those white ankles complement<br />

his snazzy loafers perfectly.<br />

Senior Sophia Henry goes for the floral<br />

trend this fall, taking advice from<br />

the new EHS motto to Stand Out!<br />

Hope the bees don’t give you too<br />

much trouble. Buzz Buzz.<br />

Freshman Robert Buzzbee shows<br />

his pride for wildlife by rocking<br />

matching Gucci socks and sneakers<br />

sporting a tiger. We highly approve<br />

of your style risk.<br />

Houston we have a problem! Chris<br />

Castro reaches for the stars in these<br />

space boots, both eye-opening and<br />

extraterrestrial. We know you’ll be<br />

safe out and about this Saturday<br />

night with those reflective kicks.<br />

Photos by Daniel Davis and Isabel Young.

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