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<strong>#60</strong>. FEB <strong>2018</strong><br />
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Chemistry was my favourite subject at school.<br />
Not just for the Bunsen burners and explosives<br />
(I went to school before health & safety was a<br />
thing), nor for the transformational wizardry of<br />
combining this gas with that metal, but because I<br />
had a series of inspirational teachers who infused<br />
the subject with equal parts awe and wonder. It<br />
was a blast.<br />
With the Science Festival back in town this<br />
month, we’ve taken chemistry as our theme, and<br />
there’ll be plenty of the laboratory-certified stuff<br />
as well some more mad-cap experiments besides:<br />
rocketry in a theatre, bike rides to the edges of<br />
the solar system, and slime making workshops,<br />
for starters. And, given it’s the most romantic<br />
month of all, we’ve gone in search of the more<br />
elusive, highly magnetic chemistry, too. The starcrossed<br />
kind that has had us mooning over one<br />
another since Adam was a boy.<br />
So, in the name of Science we’ve gone behind the<br />
laboratory doors at Sussex University and spoken<br />
to chemists up to their elbows in ytterbium and<br />
ruthenium, and neuroscientists experimenting<br />
with our (slippery) grasp of reality. We examine<br />
the chemistry between mother and child, sisters,<br />
spouses and lovers. We’ve a matchmaker for the<br />
lonely hearted, a love potion for the amorous<br />
and a Valentine’s day heart dissection for the<br />
curious (what could be more romantic?) We go<br />
ghost hunting at Preston Manor, uncover the lost<br />
women of science and if none of that appeals,<br />
we’ve got some heavy metal cellists.<br />
Put your safety goggles on and we’ll get started.
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CONTENTS<br />
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Bits & bobs.<br />
12-29. Animator-turned-artist Mark Charlton’s<br />
50s-style cover design; <strong>Viva</strong>’s Asian<br />
winter; Joe Decie’s clever chemistry; Prinny’s<br />
state-of-the-art paint formulae; Hove’s<br />
pioneering chemist-cum-moviemaker; a<br />
tasty concoction at The Plotting Parlour;<br />
Lizzie Enfield’s time-travelling book; a forensic<br />
examination of the <strong>Brighton</strong> bomb,<br />
and much more, besides…<br />
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Photo by Brinkhoff & Mögenburg<br />
My <strong>Brighton</strong>.<br />
30-31. Counsellor Sheila Auguste helps<br />
couples couple.<br />
Photography.<br />
33-37. <strong>Brighton</strong> mum (and renowned<br />
photographer) Lisa Creagh recontextualises<br />
motherhood and breastfeeding.<br />
Photo by Christian Ripkens<br />
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Columns.<br />
39-43. Lizzie Enfield studies physics; Amy<br />
Holtz gets the needle, and John Helmer<br />
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. But don’t we all, as<br />
the years go by. And, yes, it is four ‘ch’s. We<br />
counted.<br />
Photo by Lisa Creagh<br />
On this month.<br />
45-55. Ben Bailey’s <strong>Brighton</strong>-band round-up;<br />
Robin Ince’s flibbertigibbety mind; Samantha<br />
Baines uncovers the lost women of science;<br />
Apocalyptica’s stringed take on Metallica;<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> as seen by early photographers;<br />
Hastings’ very Hastings answer to Mardi<br />
Gras; Ed Byrne’s spoiler alert; orchestral video<br />
game music, and an open-heart Valentine.<br />
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CONTENTS<br />
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Art, design & making.<br />
56-65. Emigrée designer Elizabeth<br />
Friedlander at Ditchling Museum<br />
of Art + Craft; William Blake at<br />
Petworth House; what’s on where<br />
art-wise, and where to print stuff,<br />
really big.<br />
The way we work.<br />
67-73. Getting up close and personal<br />
with the very stuff of the universe, we<br />
ask six chemists at Sussex Uni ‘what’s<br />
your favourite element?’ (with complicated<br />
results).<br />
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A Vision of the Last Judgment, William Blake, 1808, National Trust Images. John Hammond<br />
Food.<br />
75-79. Refined excellence at 1909;<br />
a love potion (for goats?) at The<br />
Cocktail Shack; we warm our cockles at<br />
Pharmacie, and other edible updates.<br />
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Features.<br />
81-89. Match making; stand-up scepticism;<br />
backing Equality FC; <strong>Brighton</strong>’s<br />
most haunted house (no ectoplasm); the<br />
grandfather of all botanists, and enough<br />
with the plastic already.<br />
Photo by Adam Bronkhorst<br />
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Inside left.<br />
90. <strong>Brighton</strong>’s earliest seafront cinema<br />
and its next-door chemist’s role in a<br />
murder case.<br />
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THIS MONTH’S COVER ARTIST<br />
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“I get asked a lot if my work’s science-fiction<br />
based,” says this month’s cover artist Mark<br />
Charlton. “It is and it isn’t. I love science fiction,<br />
2001: A Space Odyssey, things like that, but that’s<br />
not necessarily what inspires my work. It’s more<br />
to do with man’s enthusiasm to go out into the<br />
galaxy. I absolutely adore mid-century design and<br />
that whole era of science and mankind coming<br />
together. There was a famous comic in the 50s and<br />
60s called The Eagle, which was very much aimed at<br />
getting young boys into engineering, and they had<br />
articles in there about mankind living on the moon<br />
in, like, 50 years’ time. It was just an idea, but I get<br />
excited about that idea, about a 50s perspective<br />
on man jetting off into space, so my work sort of<br />
stems from that feeling.”<br />
Mark’s background is actually in animation,<br />
rather than print design. For years he worked as<br />
a freelance animator, creating music videos and<br />
projections, before taking a change of direction.<br />
“I’d always wanted to try screen printing, so I<br />
bought some bits off eBay and learnt from videos<br />
on YouTube. I then started experimenting with<br />
screen printing onto different materials – onto<br />
wood and mixed media pieces – and that was the<br />
really early beginnings of trying to find my style.<br />
Now I have stacks of different paper sources in my<br />
studio and over time they age and discolour, so I<br />
have a whole bank of this material, which produces<br />
these really lovely textures.<br />
“When you see my pieces up close, you can see<br />
that they’re quite decayed and weathered. I like to<br />
destroy what I’ve made, and I find the inner beauty<br />
within the destruction of it. I build the composition<br />
up over several weeks. In order to see the previous<br />
layers I have to really weather the piece, so I might<br />
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sand it through and use heat guns and all sorts<br />
of things. This might actually destroy a piece of<br />
work, but I find there’s a spontaneity in that. I<br />
make my pieces over several months, so they’re<br />
constantly changing composition and tone and<br />
colour, but I get a real kick out of having lived<br />
with a piece of work and taken it as far as I can.<br />
I can’t make something within half an hour.<br />
“The future of my work has slowly moved from<br />
exploring Space to an examination of brutalist<br />
architecture. The nuclear age, as it were, the<br />
Cold War. I’m looking at concrete structures<br />
and bunkers and buildings that all came<br />
through the 1950s and 60s. So it’s the same sort<br />
of period, I’m just taking it from Space back<br />
down to Earth.” Rebecca Cunningham<br />
markcharltonart.com<br />
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SPREAD THE WORD<br />
Here’s <strong>Brighton</strong> resident, Steve Collins, enjoying<br />
some zzzzz’s on his last day in Tangalle, Sri Lanka.<br />
He and partner Louise Gasparelli recently spent<br />
ten days touring the country before relaxing on the<br />
beach (a tour put together for them by <strong>Brighton</strong>based<br />
travel company Selective Asia, and one they<br />
highly recommend).<br />
Elsewhere in the Indian Ocean, Patnem Beach<br />
lifeguards Manor and Arvind momentarily take their<br />
eyes off the Goan surf to check out what’s what back<br />
on <strong>Brighton</strong> beach.<br />
Keep taking us with you on your adventures and keep<br />
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BITS AND BUSES<br />
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ON THE BUSES #34: JAMES WILLIAMSON (Routes 1, 1A)<br />
Born in 1855 in Pathead, near Fife, and raised in Edinburgh, James Williamson was<br />
a prolific pioneer of early film-making. A member of the ‘<strong>Brighton</strong> School’, he is<br />
known for his experimental short films, which were ahead of their time, with their<br />
extreme close-ups and use of multiple shots.<br />
After training as a master chemist in Scotland, Williamson settled in Hove in 1886,<br />
where he set up a pharmacy. The shop soon became a developing agency for Kodak,<br />
prompting Williamson’s relationship with film. He befriended the likes of George<br />
Albert Smith, Esmé Collings and William Friese-Greene, who were spearheading<br />
the local film movement, and with Smith’s encouragement, Williamson made his first<br />
foray into film-making with his short piece on the Devil’s Dyke Fun Fair.<br />
Upon moving his family and work to Western Road, Williamson set about expanding his film business and made<br />
the transition from pharmacist to full-time film-maker in 1898, a year that saw the creation of 39 films. Every<br />
Saturday night, the shop hosted Williamson’s Popular Entertainments, a weekly showcase of his work.<br />
In 1902 Williamson moved the business, renamed The Williamson Kinematograph Company, to Cambridge<br />
Grove and opened studios in both London and New York, making an average of 50 films a year until 1912. Whilst<br />
his own film-making tapered off, he patented several film-making devices, including projectors that enabled the<br />
insertion of title slides into projected films. Williamson died in Richmond of a heart attack in 1933, aged 78.<br />
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SECRETS OF THE PAVILION<br />
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A WORLD FULL OF NEW COLOUR:<br />
HOW PRINNY TOOK A SHINE TO SYNTHETIC PIGMENTS<br />
In a recent BBC documentary<br />
HM the Queen discussed<br />
George IV’s tastes, commenting:<br />
‘He loved jewellery and…<br />
COLOUR!’ Her Majesty has a<br />
point. The interior of <strong>Brighton</strong>’s<br />
Royal Pavilion, George’s<br />
playground away from London,<br />
boasts one of the most vibrant<br />
colour schemes of any building<br />
in this country.<br />
These were partly informed by<br />
objects, fabrics, wallpaper and<br />
images that were imported from<br />
the Far East by the East India<br />
Company. George admired<br />
and collected colourful ‘export<br />
ware’. Another influence<br />
was the recent invention of<br />
several so-called ‘synthetic’ or<br />
‘modern’ pigments, produced<br />
through chemical processes<br />
or interventions, often on a<br />
commercial scale. George<br />
embraced the use of new<br />
pigments and used them<br />
extensively in <strong>Brighton</strong>, in<br />
order to emulate the richness of<br />
oriental interiors.<br />
He wasn’t alone with his passion<br />
for colour: there was a great<br />
interest in all aspects of colour<br />
in the early 19th century, from<br />
colour theory to research into<br />
the durability of pigments. The<br />
fashion for colourful palettes<br />
distinguished the Regency<br />
period from the previous<br />
(neoclassical) generation’s<br />
penchant for pale decorations.<br />
The chemist George Field<br />
became the most prolific and<br />
influential colour researcher<br />
in 19th century Britain. He<br />
supplied ‘colourmen’ or retailers<br />
with pigments, tools and recipes<br />
for making paints. It is likely<br />
that his pigments and books<br />
strongly influenced the interiors<br />
of the Pavilion.<br />
Here are a few of the synthetic<br />
pigments that have been<br />
identified in the building.<br />
Prussian blue, also known as<br />
Berlin blue, is an intense, deep<br />
colour, and often considered<br />
the first ‘modern’ pigment. An<br />
iron compound, it was invented<br />
by the chemist Heinrich<br />
Diesbach in Berlin in c1706.<br />
At the time he was working<br />
with the alchemist Johann<br />
Konrad Dippel. It was a good<br />
alternative to the expensive<br />
mineral pigment ultramarine,<br />
created from lapis lazuli, that<br />
Images courtesy of Royal Pavilion & <strong>Brighton</strong> Museums<br />
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SECRETS OF THE PAVILION<br />
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Prussian blue Chome yellow Blue verditer<br />
had be sourced from remote<br />
caves in Afghanistan. In 1826 a<br />
synthetic form of ultramarine<br />
was invented in France - too<br />
late for George’s Pavilion!<br />
Prussian blue was used for<br />
both opaque and transparent<br />
blue finishes all over the<br />
Pavilion; one good example<br />
is on the wallpaper for the<br />
Banqueting Room.<br />
Another 18th century blue<br />
found in the Pavilion in large<br />
quantities is blue verditer, also<br />
known as mountain or copper<br />
blue. This luminous sky blue<br />
is based on copper and can be<br />
seen in the North and South<br />
Galleries on the upper floor.<br />
It was particularly suitable for<br />
distemper and therefore often<br />
used for wallpaper designs. It<br />
was produced as a by-product<br />
during silver refining and is<br />
not very common today, but<br />
has recently been used on the<br />
replacement dragons on the<br />
Great Pagoda at Kew.<br />
Chrome yellow, a lead<br />
chromate, was a new pigment<br />
discovered in 1797 by the<br />
French chemist LN Vauquelin.<br />
This brilliant, warm yellow was<br />
used extensively in the Pavilion<br />
almost as soon as it had<br />
become available commercially<br />
in Britain. The wallpaper in the<br />
Yellow Bow Rooms was printed<br />
on a chrome yellow ground,<br />
and it was probably also used<br />
to create greens by mixing it<br />
with blues. Chrome yellow is a<br />
good example of how George<br />
IV embraced new technologies<br />
and fashions, with little<br />
concern for the costs involved.<br />
Alexandra Loske, Curator, Royal<br />
Pavilion Archives<br />
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MAGAZINE OF THE MONTH: WORKS THAT WORK<br />
Literally one minute before<br />
writing this month’s review, I<br />
saw a headline on the Guardian’s<br />
new tabloid-shaped website,<br />
about the EU saying that by<br />
2030 all packaging must be<br />
reusable or recyclable. It’s been<br />
driven, of course, by the curse of<br />
plastic, that chemically created<br />
material once seen as the saviour<br />
of the world and now seen as a<br />
villain.<br />
But fifteen minutes before that,<br />
I brought home from the shop<br />
a copy of Works that Work. In a loose sense, it’s a<br />
magazine about design that contributes to a good<br />
life. So, pretty obviously, there’s not going to be<br />
much about plastic in there.<br />
Except that a number of articles are about designing<br />
things to last: obviously, in our throwaway<br />
culture, a good thing. And guess what? There’s a<br />
piece about a ‘chair that is everywhere… a design<br />
that has become part of everyday life all over the<br />
world’. Cheap, comfortable and long lasting, you<br />
might have sat on one on the<br />
seafront here in <strong>Brighton</strong>, in<br />
a food court in Singapore or<br />
in someone’s back garden. It’s<br />
made of plastic. That villainous<br />
material turns out, like most<br />
things, to be both bad and good.<br />
Well I never.<br />
Works that Work is full of stuff<br />
like this. In the current issue,<br />
you can find out about hospital<br />
clothing that is good for<br />
patients as well as quick-drying,<br />
about how reintroducing<br />
returnable deposits on glass bottles is dramatically<br />
reducing the use of - yes, you guessed it - plastic<br />
bottles, and the rise in vertical farming which is<br />
increasing food production in urban places. And,<br />
of course, much, much more.<br />
All of which makes it a shame that this is Works<br />
that Work’s last issue. We should have given it a<br />
shout-out before. Our apologies to them but it<br />
richly deserves its moment in the <strong>Viva</strong> spotlight.<br />
Martin Skelton, Magazine<strong>Brighton</strong><br />
TOILET GRAFFITO #37<br />
Our graffiti correspondent spotted this one<br />
on the way to post their Valentine’s. When<br />
the chemistry is right, it’s right; so lay one<br />
on her (or him).<br />
Just check you’re reading the signals right<br />
before you do.<br />
But where is it?<br />
Last month’s answer: New England Road<br />
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BITS & BOMBS<br />
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SOMETHING HAS<br />
GONE WRONG<br />
‘That’s definitely<br />
not thunder’.<br />
Steve Ramsey - who<br />
worked for many years<br />
for both <strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
(as founding Deputy<br />
Editor) and <strong>Viva</strong> Lewes<br />
- has written a book<br />
about the aftermath of<br />
the IRA bombing of the<br />
Grand Hotel in 1984, Something Has Gone Wrong,<br />
published by Biteback (£12.99).<br />
My opening quote is from a policeman after the<br />
bomb went off, and it definitely wasn’t thunder:<br />
it was the noise of an assassination attempt on<br />
Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet, which put<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> in the world news spotlight.<br />
It’s a highly unusual book, with the narrative<br />
driven by the voices of over 60 people involved<br />
in the disaster, interviewed by the author. These<br />
include policemen, hospital workers, firemen,<br />
journalists, MPs and civil servants. The writer’s<br />
voice seems almost non-existent, which is cleverly<br />
achieved: he deftly provides the conjoining<br />
sentences between quoted memories.<br />
I’m glad to say that it works, and extremely well,<br />
too. In fact it moves along at a cracking pace,<br />
especially towards the end, as the police draw<br />
their net around the perpetrator of the crime. It’s<br />
222 pages long - knowing how much research<br />
Steve did it must have taken some editing - and I<br />
read it in a sitting.<br />
One of the most prominent voices is that of<br />
Norman Tebbit, who of course was badly injured<br />
in the bombing. He writes the foreword of the<br />
book, whose title is a masterwork of Blitz-spirit<br />
British understatement, culled from the Argus<br />
report on the disaster the next day. AL
BITS & BOOKS<br />
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THE ROADS NOT TAKEN<br />
IVY & ABE BY ELIZABETH ENFIELD<br />
In an alternative reality you<br />
are writing this review and I<br />
am reading it. You’re Susan,<br />
the girl who gave me my first<br />
kiss, in the playground of St<br />
Joseph’s Primary School round<br />
the corner from where we<br />
lived in De Beauvoir Road,<br />
Hackney. In this reality we<br />
never moved away, so you<br />
and I went through school<br />
together, my parents never<br />
died when I was a teenager,<br />
it was you who got into<br />
difficulties as a young woman,<br />
and when you’d come through<br />
we went travelling, came back<br />
to go to university, graduated<br />
together, lost touch, met five<br />
years later at a mutual friend’s<br />
party, and got married. You wrote a couple of<br />
books, I worked in local government. Strange how<br />
it all turned out, as if it was meant to happen, you<br />
writing this review, me reading it.<br />
Elizabeth Enfield’s new novel plays with this idea<br />
of the lives we could have lived if only our walk<br />
through the garden of forking paths had gone a<br />
little differently. In a series of chapters dated from<br />
2032 back to 1965, Ivy Trent and Abe McFadden<br />
trace a series of roads not taken, meeting<br />
when fate is either working in their favour, or<br />
sometimes against them. Enfield cleverly sets up<br />
expectations in the reader over the course of the<br />
first few chapters, leading us to believe Ivy and<br />
Abe will always be together, which is what love<br />
stories promise, but she is adept and sometimes<br />
not a little cruel in subverting these expectations.<br />
Novels, of course, are about more than stories. It’s<br />
their architecture which<br />
can also impress and bring<br />
the reader pleasure, and Ivy<br />
& Abe is as much about its<br />
architecture as Peter Ackroyd’s<br />
Hawksmoor, or David<br />
Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas, or<br />
the Daddy of Them All,<br />
James Joyce’s Ulysses. Her<br />
backward flowing narrative<br />
has certain features we<br />
meet again and again, so<br />
that Ivy’s love of swimming,<br />
Abe’s career as a fountain<br />
designer, a lorry carrying<br />
hay bales, all get worked<br />
through as if they were aspects<br />
worn and weathered<br />
by time. It’s part of the fun<br />
of the book, seeing where<br />
the story will shift to when the central characters<br />
are elderly empty nesters, middle-aged adulterous<br />
lovers, youthful sweethearts, teenagers on holiday,<br />
childhood best friends. Enfield handles this backward<br />
narrative very adroitly, so that we are curious<br />
not just about where the story is going, but where<br />
it’s been.<br />
With this novel, Enfield has herself taken a new<br />
road. Regular readers of <strong>Viva</strong> <strong>Brighton</strong> will know<br />
her as Lizzie, doyenne of the North Village,<br />
chronicler of family life in that odd invention of<br />
hers, somewhere between the villas of Fiveways<br />
and the terraced houses of Preston Circus. Her<br />
elevation to Elizabeth signals a change in direction.<br />
Her writing is still as funny, still as wry. But<br />
this novel marks a new ambition and depth in her<br />
work. John O’Donoghue<br />
Ivy & Abe, Michael Joseph, £12.99<br />
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BITS AND BARS<br />
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PUB: THE PLOTTING PARLOUR<br />
The earliest listing we can find<br />
for the establishment currently<br />
known as ‘The Plotting Parlour’<br />
is back in 1822, when the place<br />
was known as ‘The <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
Packet’, referring to the ‘packet’<br />
ships which would take passengers<br />
to Dieppe from the nearby<br />
beach: in 1823 the Chain Pier<br />
was built to facilitate this trade.<br />
Another famous local landmark<br />
built in the vicinity was the<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Aquarium, which was<br />
opened with much fanfare in<br />
1871. The pub’s proximity to<br />
such a popular tourist destination<br />
prompted a change of name by<br />
proprietor George Phillips, who<br />
attempted to cash in by renaming<br />
the place ‘The Aquarium Inn’<br />
in 1873.<br />
And so it remained until winter<br />
2012, though in the years<br />
preceding that it was known –<br />
with tongue slipping into cheek<br />
– as the ‘Aquarium Theatre Bar’.<br />
In these latter years it was very<br />
much a gay bar, with a rainbow<br />
flag attached above the doorway.<br />
It was famous for the musical<br />
entertainment on offer, including<br />
regular karaoke nights led by<br />
landlord Michael Conran, quite<br />
the crooner. It was nicknamed<br />
‘the fish tank’. Michael sadly<br />
passed away shortly before The<br />
Aquarium closed down.<br />
The establishment remained<br />
empty until October 2014, when<br />
it reopened in a very different<br />
guise, as a shabby-chic cocktail<br />
bar, with its current alliterative<br />
moniker. I pop in one midweek<br />
early evening, and perch on a<br />
table in the front section of the<br />
place, facing the bar. The fittings<br />
are upmarket quirky in this room<br />
and the adjacent one: flip-up<br />
theatre seats, red velvet furniture,<br />
burnished copper walls, ceiling<br />
murals, you get the picture.<br />
After scrutinising the menu<br />
for some time – it needs it – I<br />
choose a ‘Santini Sour’ (£9.50)<br />
which is formed, I’m told, of<br />
Martell VS, yuzu, blood orange<br />
and rosemary, and is described<br />
as ‘A short and fresh reminder<br />
of the summertime. A rosemary<br />
sugar rim counteracts the dry<br />
and sharp flavours of orange and<br />
yuzu’. I have to consult Google<br />
to understand what the latter<br />
ingredient is. I also get given a<br />
jug of water, and some wasabi<br />
peas I’ve ordered. These are so<br />
powerful, they make me hiccup.<br />
I sip my drink between gulps of<br />
water to make it last. Truth be<br />
told, I could have ordered anything<br />
on the menu. In choosing<br />
this one, I ignore cocktails such<br />
as ‘Sage against the Machine’,<br />
‘Flight of the Buffalo’ and<br />
‘Mange Tout, Rodney, Mange<br />
Tout’. Judging from the smashing<br />
combination of tastes I get<br />
from my drink, it’s not going to<br />
be all about the names, though.<br />
I’ll be back, perhaps for a pickme-up<br />
before going to a gig in<br />
town. Alex Leith<br />
6 Steine Street<br />
Painting by Jay Collins<br />
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Photo by Adam Bronkhorst, adambronkhorst.com<br />
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INTERVIEW<br />
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MYbrighton: Sheila Auguste<br />
Relationship counsellor<br />
Are you local? I consider myself to be local<br />
now because I’ve lived here for 20 years, but<br />
I was born and brought up in East London.<br />
I managed bookshops for ten years, then I<br />
moved here in 1997. I’d been thinking that<br />
I wanted to get out of London and one day,<br />
when I was on my way to work, I had this<br />
vision. I saw myself walking along the seafront,<br />
really, really happy. Two weeks later I said to<br />
my friend, ‘I’m moving to <strong>Brighton</strong>’.<br />
What does your job involve? I’m a psychosexual<br />
therapist as well as a relationship<br />
counsellor. I have a private practice and I also<br />
work at Relate, near Preston Park. I’ve worked<br />
there for over ten years now. I work with a<br />
cross-section of <strong>Brighton</strong>’s diverse population,<br />
so all sexualities, different ethnicities, all ages,<br />
couples and single people. Helping people<br />
work through their relationship difficulties<br />
is a privilege and very satisfying. Every day is<br />
different, which makes it such a great job.<br />
What led you into that line of work? I’ve<br />
always been really interested in doing therapy.<br />
When I first moved here I kept sending off for<br />
the University prospectus, then Relate had an<br />
open day and that’s what got me started. As a<br />
young person all my friends always told me<br />
their ‘stuff’ and in any job that I’ve done, I’ve<br />
always preferred the one-to-one aspects and<br />
listening. I think it’s always been my thing.<br />
What do you like most about <strong>Brighton</strong>?<br />
It’s the perfect size for me. You can get around<br />
easily and I’ve found that my friendship<br />
group spans lots of ages and people who do<br />
different things. In London you tend to hang<br />
out with people who do similar things to you.<br />
In <strong>Brighton</strong> it feels more rounded and it’s<br />
easier to follow your interests. I used to do<br />
horticulture at Stanmer Park (that’s still one<br />
of my favourite places) and I used to sing in<br />
a community choir – <strong>Brighton</strong> Goes Gospel.<br />
That was a wonderful thing to be a part of.<br />
What would you like to change about the<br />
place? I find it really shocking that we don’t<br />
have the accommodation for homeless people<br />
that we used to have. It seems that the people<br />
who are already suffering the most end up<br />
suffering even more.<br />
What do you do with your time off? I’m a<br />
big reader, I walk a lot and I like to eat. One<br />
of my favourite places at the moment is a pub<br />
across the road from me called The Independent.<br />
On Sundays I like to go to the boot sale<br />
at the Racecourse or the Marina. There used<br />
to be so many second-hand bookshops - there<br />
are far fewer now - but I’m always in and out<br />
of the charity shops. I like public transport,<br />
so I’ll come out of work and think ‘you know<br />
what, I’ll get the 12 and go to Eastbourne’. I’m<br />
always on a bus, listening to an audio book,<br />
watching great scenery go past the window. I<br />
love it.<br />
When did you last swim in the sea? I’m not<br />
a confident swimmer but I am by the sea a lot.<br />
One of my weird habits is that anywhere I go<br />
in <strong>Brighton</strong>, I have to go via the seafront. I’ll<br />
go out of my way and then cut back in. Why<br />
live in <strong>Brighton</strong> and not see the sea every day?<br />
I spend a lot of time walking up and down,<br />
listening to waves hit the beach. That’s my<br />
therapy. Interview by Lizzie Lower<br />
07796 161707 / sheilaauguste6@gmail.com<br />
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Essentially I see myself as a<br />
feminist practitioner. I’m trying<br />
to answer the question ‘where<br />
is women’s experience in art?’<br />
Art has always been funded for<br />
public spaces, and breastfeeding<br />
and childbirth are very private,<br />
intimate acts and therefore we<br />
don’t see them because they’re<br />
behind closed doors.<br />
My own experience of<br />
breastfeeding in public, even<br />
breastfeeding in front of<br />
friends and close family, was<br />
that I was very embarrassed.<br />
Women are convinced by the<br />
medical arguments for breastfeeding but there<br />
is very little to help them overcome the cultural<br />
barriers, and the cultural barriers are enormous.<br />
The one that’s most talked about is the visibility<br />
and the fact that you might have to show a part of<br />
your breast in public. Another less spoken about<br />
aspect is the amount of time it takes to breastfeed<br />
and the type of connection that you have with<br />
your child when you do.<br />
Culturally we have this idea that having a baby<br />
should fit into the workplace, a busy life, a<br />
social life. The fact is it doesn’t, but there isn’t<br />
any other cultural place marked out for it. All you<br />
need to breastfeed is a comfortable chair and you<br />
don’t even really need that. You can do it standing<br />
up. But where do women situate themselves in<br />
order to find that space? It’s a mental space, it’s<br />
a cultural space, it’s a geographical space that’s<br />
missing from our cities and even sometimes from<br />
our own living rooms.<br />
I photographed each mother every five<br />
seconds whilst feeding and the images are<br />
animated together. Although it’s in real time it<br />
actually feels slower. I was trying<br />
to create this feeling of a sleepy<br />
slowness, of what breastfeeding<br />
felt like to me. The idea of time<br />
being different because you’re<br />
not doing something in a hurry.<br />
Rather than talking about losing<br />
time, or making time, this is<br />
about growing a baby.<br />
Alongside the portraits<br />
there are interviews with<br />
the mothers which I put up<br />
on The Parlour website. The<br />
Parlour is a social enterprise<br />
about breastfeeding [set up with<br />
sociologist Lucila Newell] which<br />
enabled me to reach a much wider audience. I<br />
really wanted to show women talking intelligently<br />
while breastfeeding. This is what women do. They<br />
are using their hands and their bodies and they<br />
are using their minds. Breastfeeding is a creative<br />
space, it’s an intellectual space. Motherhood is a<br />
great intellectual opportunity.<br />
I hope that it inspires women to breastfeed<br />
and I hope that women who already<br />
breastfeed feel represented by it. It’s an<br />
environmental issue, it’s a mental health issue,<br />
it’s a health issue, it’s a big cultural issue in terms<br />
of how we see our lives. Is there time to sit and<br />
hold a child or isn’t there? What does it say about<br />
society if we are made to feel we don’t have time<br />
to mother and that parenting is something that<br />
has to be rushed through?<br />
As told to Lizzie Lower<br />
ONCA Gallery, 22nd Feb – 4th Mar. Lisa will<br />
be in conversation with writer and sociologist<br />
Lucila Newell on Sat 24th, 2-5pm. Together<br />
they hold a workshop on Wed 28th, 2-5pm.<br />
See the-parlour.org<br />
Photo © Toby Aimes 2016<br />
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PHOTOGRAPHY<br />
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Imogen and Lyra<br />
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PHOTOGRAPHY<br />
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Bethania and Luna<br />
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PHOTOGRAPHY<br />
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Sarah and Joachim<br />
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PHOTOGRAPHY<br />
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Liz and Hunter and Wren<br />
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Lizzie Enfield<br />
Notes from North Village<br />
“If you think you<br />
understand quantum<br />
physics then you<br />
probably don’t,” says<br />
quantum physics<br />
advisor.<br />
He is a doctor of<br />
gravitational lens fields<br />
– or something like<br />
that. It’s a complicated field. I’ve been reading the<br />
Dummies Guide to Quantum Physics and, frankly, the<br />
bar for dummies has been set too high! It’s more<br />
like rocket science, and trying to get to grips with<br />
it has been making furrows in my forehead that I<br />
think have become permanent.<br />
But I’m taking the gravitational lens doctor’s<br />
pronouncement as a good sign. Because I<br />
definitely don’t understand it. So perhaps that<br />
means I do?<br />
Why the attempt? And why is this relevant? This<br />
month’s theme is chemistry after all. Did she get<br />
the wrong email from the editor?<br />
No. Nor has it passed me by that it’s Valentine’s<br />
month: love is in the air and the Tinder test tubes<br />
will be overflowing with sexual chemistry.<br />
And I know that sexual chemistry is driven by<br />
pheromones, the chemical signals that trigger<br />
sexual interest. Some bright spark has even<br />
invented a dating app that involves a mouth swab<br />
to match you with someone with compatible<br />
pheromones. Maybe the police could run it?<br />
They have the DNA database and maybe helping<br />
people find love is the way forward in crime<br />
prevention?<br />
So, theoretically, chemistry is the perfect theme<br />
for me this month. I have a new book coming<br />
out. It’s a love story,<br />
told over a lifetime, in<br />
reverse. But it’s inspired<br />
not by sexual chemistry<br />
but quantum physics.<br />
In reality, my reality,<br />
rather than a quantum<br />
one, this was initially<br />
just multiverse theory:<br />
the one that says our universe may be one of<br />
many parallel universes peopled by many versions<br />
of ourselves, leading multiple possible lives.<br />
The novel’s called Ivy and Abe. They meet at<br />
different times of their lives, in different parallel<br />
universes. Each time they are drawn to each other<br />
but in each universe things play out differently.<br />
It’s a potentially endless book but I’ve restricted<br />
it to ten or eleven different scenarios played out<br />
across 75 years.<br />
Once I’d started with the concept, I got reading<br />
a little bit about quantum physics and watching<br />
a lot of Brian Cox. I found that there are other<br />
aspects of quantum physics, which can be applied<br />
to love. Quantum entanglement is one: a theory<br />
that two particles which have once interacted<br />
will continued to be affected by the other, even if<br />
separated by great distances.<br />
That’s Ivy and Abe too. So I’ve spent the past couple<br />
of years trying to understand a little of quantum<br />
physics and then apply it to these two gravitationallens-field-crossed<br />
lovers. With some success.<br />
“You know an awful lot about quantum physics,”<br />
my editor said, having read the first draft.<br />
Which may, as my friend pointed out, mean I<br />
know nothing at all. Just a bit more than I do<br />
about chemistry.<br />
Illustration by Joda (@joda_art)<br />
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Amy Holtz<br />
The truth is, I’m a Minnesotan<br />
So, it’s taken 35 years, but<br />
I’ve gotten a tattoo.<br />
Rebellion claims many a<br />
young soul, of course. In my<br />
bulk-buying, responsible<br />
recycling, gardening years,<br />
though, I don’t have that<br />
excuse. But there’s something<br />
I feel strongly enough<br />
about to leave a mark. Now,<br />
this very ‘<strong>Brighton</strong>’ club’s<br />
membership eludes me no<br />
longer.<br />
Over the Pond before<br />
the reckoning, I’m in sweatpants with my best<br />
friend since braces and New Kids on the Block<br />
posters, recalling for our partners the first time we<br />
went into a tattoo parlour to enact the ultimate<br />
millennium ritual: belly button piercing. Our storytelling<br />
relationship is as old as rain, a well-worn<br />
rhythm of call and response. It’s a comfort to know<br />
the telepathy hasn’t worn off.<br />
“So they make you lay down and get this big ass<br />
needle –”<br />
“Needle?” I chip in. “I thought it was a clamp<br />
thingie.”<br />
“No,” my bestie continues, as assured in her<br />
memory as I am in mine. “It was a needle.”<br />
“But they do it so quick you don’t even know it’s<br />
happening. Maybe to get you out of the shop or<br />
maybe they knew we were going to... you know.” I<br />
mime fainting with a roll of the eyes.<br />
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and then whooosh –” her hands fly up – “Totally<br />
gone.”<br />
“All the blood left my head and I saw stars.” I say,<br />
like it was yesterday. “A bigger adrenaline spike<br />
than anything else we’d experienced in Willmar,<br />
Minnesota up to that point.<br />
This big dude wearing a biker<br />
vest gave us a cup of orange<br />
juice and made us sit on a<br />
couch till we drank it.”<br />
“And a chocolate bar,”<br />
she finishes. I nod. I don’t<br />
remember that part. But if<br />
she says it happened… “Then<br />
we laid in bed all day because<br />
it hurt and we had to tell my<br />
mom we were sick.”<br />
Ah, youth. We laugh at the<br />
melodrama that flavoured<br />
our teenage years, but the morning’s inked finale<br />
is looming large. Poking a couple of holes in your<br />
body when your brain hasn’t fully formed is one<br />
thing. But, tattoos have always been next level in<br />
my mind.<br />
When I get to the parlour, which is bright and full<br />
of women who have been in the club a long, long<br />
time, time condenses into a dot. My limbs feel like<br />
they’re someone else’s. The stencil goes on my<br />
wrist and I freeze. My heart’s racing, but I don’t<br />
know why.<br />
“Not there,” I say, apologetically, panicking. Can I<br />
really do this? If I don’t, I’ll have to tell everyone<br />
back in <strong>Brighton</strong> that I bottled it. Nope. It’s time to<br />
woman up. “Maybe just up here? By my elbow?”<br />
“Closer to your heart,” the tattoo artist affirms. “A<br />
good choice.” Which is what I needed all along.<br />
Endorsement of adult life choices.<br />
I lay down and I hear the needle, meet the sharp<br />
heat. When I stand again, I don’t get dizzy or lose<br />
time, but I feel somewhat alarmed as the tears fall<br />
wildly down my cheeks. Because now it’s done and<br />
it’s there. And even though my grandma isn’t, I’ve<br />
got another little bit of her somewhere close.<br />
....41....
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COLUMN<br />
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John Helmer<br />
Old-school<br />
“You haven’t changed a bit, Susie!” says Nick.<br />
“Thank you, but I have.” She runs a hand briefly<br />
over her still-lustrous dark hair as if brushing off any<br />
particles of insincere praise that might have adhered<br />
there. “But John looks like David Bowie.”<br />
“David Bowie with cancer,” I retort.<br />
Some laughter round the table, but also a couple of<br />
shocked faces. Do we joke about cancer?<br />
(Chez Helmer, we certainly do. It’s what got us<br />
through the last two years while my wife Kate was<br />
being treated – successfully, and doing fine now,<br />
thank you very much – as regular readers of this<br />
column will know.)<br />
“So what about this Indian restaurant then? Where<br />
is it?”<br />
I’m in a Marylebone pub, meeting school friends.<br />
The old chemistry is there, but its constituent<br />
elements have seen ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Life has<br />
knocked us about. In the course of all our illnesses,<br />
marriage breakups, bereavements, it’s taken the<br />
piss and vinegar out of us. We’re in the cross-hairs<br />
now; no more big plans to boast of, just stories. We<br />
face each other uncertainly without the protective<br />
carapace of potential. What we are is what has<br />
already happened.<br />
We adjourn to eat curry and fill in the years. And<br />
where are we now? All disturbingly respectable:<br />
Art Historian, Classics Professor, TV Producer,<br />
Architect, columnist for a local lifestyle magazine...<br />
We certainly would have made jokes about cancer<br />
back in the day. We made jokes about everything:<br />
iron lungs, leprosy, Aberfan, Ibrox… We were school<br />
kids: everything was a joke. The sicker, the better.<br />
In the sixth-form art room where I had an easel<br />
alongside two of these people, we performed regular<br />
re-enactments of samurai movies using the medicalschool<br />
skeleton provided for our life study, with red<br />
paint pumping out of squeegee bottles...<br />
Now we’re more sensitive to others, more<br />
circumspect. Though conversely, less guarded.<br />
....43....<br />
Later that night, as Nick the TV producer and I<br />
are having that last one before bedtime, he tells me<br />
exactly how difficult things were for him back then,<br />
with his parents going through a break-up. I never<br />
knew. In return I tell him about the meltdown in the<br />
Helmer household that made me glad to leave home<br />
when I did to come to <strong>Brighton</strong>.<br />
He looks astonished. “But those parties at your house<br />
I went to: you were all laughing and singing the<br />
whole time. It was like something out of Dickens.”<br />
“Smiling through the tears.”<br />
We talk about the others. I tell him about my<br />
shocked reaction when Susie – my best friend Nev’s<br />
girlfriend in those days – turned up on the Top of the<br />
Pops one evening without warning, dancing to Thin<br />
Lizzy in her Biba top and maxi-skirt. “Somehow<br />
I couldn’t quite believe it was her. She looked<br />
too grown-up and cool to be anyone I knew – no<br />
offence.”<br />
“And now she writes art books.”<br />
People change. And the past, too, changes.<br />
Illustration by Chris Riddell
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MUSIC<br />
..........................<br />
Ben Bailey rounds up the local music scene<br />
Photo by Annick Wolfers<br />
TOM<br />
Tue 6, Bom-Bane’s, 8pm, £15/5<br />
A band that’s impossible to Google comprises two<br />
guys, neither of whom is called Tom. Whatever the<br />
reason for the misleading name, at least the music<br />
made by this acoustic duo is accessible and upfront.<br />
Sussex songwriters Colin and Lance mix comedy<br />
ditties about politics and vegetables with rambling<br />
banter and the odd melancholic folk ballad. There<br />
are echoes of Dylan in the stripped-back guitar style,<br />
but it’s the gentle humour of the doubled-up vocals<br />
that make Tom’s tunes worth a listen. After playing<br />
in far-flung places like Peacehaven and Piddinghoe<br />
the guys are celebrating their first anniversary in a<br />
Kemptown restaurant. The £15 ticket includes a meal<br />
prepared by everyone’s favourite chef, singer and<br />
novelty hat-maker Jane Bom-Bane.<br />
THE GO! TEAM<br />
Sun 11, Concorde<br />
2, 7pm, £16<br />
The Go! Team are<br />
back in the ring.<br />
Last month saw the<br />
release of their fifth<br />
album, Semicircle, and it’s their most compelling for<br />
a while. The result of a wildly inventive collision of<br />
sounds and styles, the album sees original vocalist<br />
Ninja return to the fold to lay down some urgent<br />
and old-school rap over the top of songwriter Ian<br />
Parton’s meticulously layered samples. The band<br />
are currently touring as an eight-piece, which<br />
suggests the shows will be as energetic and diverse<br />
as ever. Parton enlisted a Detroit youth choir for the<br />
album, alongside what sounds like a wayward and<br />
hyperactive marching band. How they’ll pull that<br />
off on stage is anyone’s guess, but that’s possibly part<br />
of the appeal.<br />
Photo by Mayumi Hirata<br />
BRITISH SEA POWER<br />
Tue 20, Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £16<br />
Like many bands<br />
that put out records<br />
last year, British Sea<br />
Power’s latest material<br />
was informed by a definite<br />
sense of political<br />
unease. While the lyrics on Let the Dancers Inherit<br />
the Party may have been inspired by the era of dread<br />
inaugurated by the ‘bare-faced liar in the White<br />
House’, the musical tone of their crowd-funded<br />
album took a strangely upbeat turn. After a four-year<br />
hiatus and a slew of sombre film soundtracks, the<br />
band returned in rude health, issuing a positive<br />
affirmation in the face of uncertainty and fear.<br />
This <strong>Brighton</strong> date, which ends a month-long UK<br />
tour, will be a glorious get-together for those lucky<br />
enough to bag a ticket.<br />
SQUID<br />
Fri 23, Green Door Store, 7pm, £3<br />
Atmospheric post-rock jams don’t usually get much<br />
traction on the radio, but Squid’s single Liquid Light<br />
nevertheless found its way onto BBC Introducing and<br />
Tom Robinson’s 6 Music show last year. The song<br />
has a motorik pulse compelling enough to carry the<br />
swirling krautrock soundscape; it’s also about half<br />
the length of the band’s other tracks, which surely<br />
helped. The <strong>Brighton</strong> five-piece, who met and<br />
started playing while at university here, channel the<br />
hypnotic sounds of My Bloody Valentine and Stereolab,<br />
but probably owe more to modern torchbearers<br />
like Flamingods and Floating Points. If you get<br />
there early you’ll also hear the lo-fi saxophone songs<br />
of Leatherhead, some shoegazing post-punk from<br />
Red Deer People and a set of ‘sadcore alt-country’<br />
courtesy of M Butterfly.<br />
....45....
COMEDY<br />
....................................<br />
Samantha Baines<br />
Renaissance woman<br />
Comedian, writer, actress, pun-builder; it’s safe<br />
to say Samantha Baines is a Renaissance woman<br />
for our times. She brings the critically acclaimed<br />
1 Woman, a High-Flyer and a Flat Bottom to the<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Science Festival.<br />
The show explores the lost women of science<br />
– interwoven with silly stories from my life.<br />
Margaret E Knight, an inventor, Lilian Bland, an<br />
aviation engineer, and Sally Ride, an astronaut,<br />
championed the way for women of the future.<br />
Sally’s the most famous in the sense that there<br />
are books about her. But in the British Library,<br />
which houses 20 million books, Margaret E<br />
Knight and Lilian Bland don’t come up when you<br />
search for them. No books. You have to laugh at<br />
the ridiculousness of the injustices<br />
they faced.<br />
Before Sally became<br />
the first American<br />
woman to go<br />
into space, the<br />
engineers at<br />
NASA asked her<br />
if 100 tampons<br />
would be<br />
enough. For seven<br />
days. Obviously,<br />
I have a whole<br />
section on tampons<br />
in the show! It’s also<br />
incredibly sad that<br />
Sally couldn’t be<br />
open about her<br />
LGBT status;<br />
it only came<br />
out after she<br />
died that<br />
she’d been in<br />
a relationship with a woman for the past 20 years.<br />
#MeToo is an amazing movement; society is<br />
just becoming conscious of how many of us have<br />
been made to feel uncomfortable at some point<br />
in our lives for being who we are. But now we’re<br />
realising how common it is, and are gaining the<br />
confidence to say ‘No, I’m not going to put up<br />
with that’. Once, I won a stand-up competition<br />
against all men, but at the end of the gig, the promoter<br />
in charge said to all the men (who I’d just<br />
beaten), ‘I always remember the ones with the<br />
big tits’. Everyone just laughed. But, the comedy<br />
industry has been very supportive of people who<br />
are brave enough to tell their stories - which is a<br />
good thing.<br />
When I first trained as an actor I had clear<br />
goals - I wanted to be onstage at The National.<br />
But life’s just taken a different turn and I<br />
like being a ‘yes’ woman. I’ve gotten to do really<br />
amazing acting projects like The Crown and Call<br />
the Midwife, Silent Witness. I’m constantly told<br />
I have a period face (not the Sally Ride-tampons-menstruation<br />
one) – I definitely have 50s<br />
hair! Wonderful women like Victoria Wood<br />
showed us that you can be a comedian and a<br />
dramatic actress and write comedy sitcoms and<br />
do lots of things.<br />
I was the first woman ever to be in the Pun<br />
Championship finals, run by the Leicester<br />
Comedy Festival. You’re asked to produce 100<br />
puns and on the day you perform them, in a<br />
boxing ring, in rounds. One of my favourites, on<br />
dogs: ‘I’m trying to convince my husband that we<br />
should get a dog and I’m doing it subliminally<br />
through the wallpaper. I’m not going to lie, I’ve<br />
got an all-terrier motif.’<br />
As told to Amy Holtz<br />
Komedia, Tues 13th Feb, 8pm<br />
....46....
MUSIC<br />
....................................<br />
Apocalyptica<br />
Heavy metal string quartet<br />
A classical training and a love of thrash metal<br />
prompted arranger and cellist Eicca Toppinen<br />
to throw his two passions together to see what<br />
would happen. The result was a hit crossover<br />
album - Plays Metallica By Four Cellos - and a<br />
career in music that’s lasted two decades. The<br />
popularity of Apocalyptica’s debut release has<br />
proved to be so enduring that the band are still<br />
on tour two years after they set out to celebrate<br />
the record’s anniversary.<br />
“I’ve been listening to heavy metal since I was<br />
a teenager,” Eicca explains. “We started playing<br />
metal on cellos at parties and people were loving<br />
it, but it was just for fun. Then someone from<br />
an independent record label asked us to record<br />
some songs and we laughed at him. That first<br />
record has now sold over a million copies.” When<br />
Apocalyptica visit <strong>Brighton</strong> Dome this month<br />
they’ll be playing the album from start to finish,<br />
as it was recorded, beginning with Enter Sandman<br />
and finishing with Welcome Home (Sanitarium).<br />
Then, after an interval, audiences will hear another<br />
set of Metallica songs, arranged for drums and cello,<br />
some of which they’ve never recorded before.<br />
“We’ve been playing lots of concert halls, with<br />
seated audiences, and it attracts more classical fans.<br />
They tend to be allergic to heavy metal vocals,<br />
but when they hear us do an instrumental they<br />
can appreciate it and hear the beauty. I think their<br />
respect for metal is on the rise. But we also have<br />
fans trying to headbang in the seats. You can see<br />
people sometimes looking around, thinking ‘what<br />
the hell is this?’”<br />
There’s a certain appeal to picking out familiar<br />
tunes played in a different style, and it’s interesting<br />
to hear how the quartet handles the heavier<br />
sections of songs, yet Apocalyptica’s music<br />
manages to transcend these novelties by being<br />
sensitive and bombastic all at once.<br />
“Classical music is not as complicated as<br />
people think,” says Eicca. “If you look at the<br />
themes and the chords they’re sometimes quite<br />
straightforward, but it’s the variations on those<br />
themes that brings in the complexity. Personally<br />
I like early 20th century classical music.<br />
Shostakovich, Stravinsky, Prokofiev. I prefer<br />
melodic and melancholic music, the dark Russian<br />
stuff. There are often rhythmic melodies that<br />
repeat throughout a piece, like a riff in a metal<br />
song. And they are both going for the dramatic<br />
moments, the big powerful emotions.”<br />
Though they make it look easy, it can’t be a simple<br />
matter capturing the power of a heavy metal band<br />
on four-string acoustic orchestral instruments.<br />
“The technique was difficult at first. It’s not really<br />
how the cello is meant to be played and we have<br />
broken many cellos over the years. I have a nice<br />
expensive cello which I use in the studio, but I don’t<br />
take it on tour! You can’t be worrying about that. It<br />
can’t be a heavy metal show without letting rip.”<br />
As told to Ben Bailey<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Dome, Tues 27th Feb, 8pm, £31.50/24.50<br />
Photo © Ville Juurikkala<br />
....47....
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MUSIC<br />
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Photos by Mark Richards<br />
Fat Tuesday<br />
Hastings’ Mardi Gras<br />
Fat Tuesday is an annual five-day music festival,<br />
now in its ninth year. The name is an English<br />
translation of ‘Mardi Gras’, the huge New Orleans<br />
street party, involving a wild night of excess, the<br />
night before the traditional fasting period of Lent.<br />
We talk to co-organiser Bob Tipler.<br />
How did it start up? I met organiser Adam at<br />
our kids’ school gate and we decided to create a<br />
musical event for the town to cheer up a gloomy<br />
month. It’s been getting larger and more successful<br />
every year.<br />
How come the New Orleans feel? I’m a musician<br />
with the Cajun Dawgs, and have always been<br />
interested in the culture of Louisiana.<br />
What can we expect? More than 154 acts (all<br />
kinds of music, folk, funk, jazz, rock) in multiple<br />
venues. There’s a Grand Masked Ball and a parade.<br />
It ends with the Fat Tuesday Tour, when 24 emerging<br />
and established bands play in Old Town pubs<br />
and venues.<br />
What’s the highlight for you? I love Unplugged<br />
Saturday, on which 18 venues each have ten acts<br />
appearing throughout the day.<br />
Who comes? It used to be mostly locals, but we’re<br />
getting lots more people and families from further<br />
afield now.<br />
How much is indoors? Most of it, other than the<br />
Sunday Umbrella Parade.<br />
What’s that? Anyone can bring a decorated<br />
umbrella and march behind bands playing from<br />
The Stade to St Mary in the Castle. This idea of<br />
parading with fancy umbrellas comes from the<br />
New Orleans jazz funeral tradition, when smartly<br />
dressed mourners (some with matching umbrellas)<br />
would follow the coffin and a jazz band playing<br />
melancholic tunes. When the body is laid to rest,<br />
the music goes up-tempo and everyone dances.<br />
But you don’t have a coffin? No, just the umbrellas!<br />
It’s very colourful and joyful.<br />
What’s special about Hastings? It’s a place where<br />
there’s been a lot of disadvantage, so it has remained<br />
hidden away and been left alone. We’ve grown our<br />
own scene in our own way. The low rents and cheap<br />
housing have led to a place stuffed with people who<br />
don’t earn much money but are very creative, plus<br />
lots of specialists – musicians, photographers, sound<br />
engineers, roadies, graphic designers, film and PR<br />
people. We’ve got recording studios here. There’s<br />
a strong community of musicians in Hastings and<br />
St Leonards, and that makes it the perfect place to<br />
organise a music festival.<br />
Do you have to pay? Some events, such as the<br />
Grand Masked Ball, are ticketed (see the website)<br />
but most events are free.<br />
How is it funded? The pubs taking part chip in,<br />
we’ve got sponsorship, some Arts Council funding<br />
and some other little bits. It’s not a problem persuading<br />
people to help or take part. The hard part<br />
is organising it all, as well as having businesses and<br />
full-time jobs! We love it though. Emma Chaplin<br />
Hastings Fat Tuesday Music Festival, Fri 9th - Tues<br />
13th Feb. hastingsfattuesday.co.uk<br />
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COMEDY<br />
...........................................<br />
Robin Ince<br />
Pragmatically insane<br />
Sometimes the<br />
correct reaction to<br />
reality is to go totally<br />
insane. This is something<br />
that both Philip<br />
K Dick and psychiatrist<br />
RD Laing said, and it<br />
inspired the title of my<br />
show: Pragmatic Insanity.<br />
I took a two-year<br />
break from stand-up<br />
because I thought I was<br />
going insane, and when<br />
I came back I thought the world does seem to<br />
have gone insane.<br />
We’re in this arena where evidence is dismissed<br />
and people are perpetually angry. So I<br />
thought I would do a happy show, a joyous show<br />
about art and physics and human potential. And<br />
it’s also about a stuffed goat I saw at a Robert<br />
Rauschenberg exhibition. One of the things he<br />
said when he first started as an artist was: “A lot<br />
of people say that their art comes from their pain,<br />
why can’t art come from our joy?”<br />
It’s very easy to be continually confused, at the<br />
moment. That’s partly because there are so many<br />
voices. On our screens, in our newspapers, on our<br />
televisions, all these people with opinions. Sometimes<br />
we get dragged into fury that we don’t need.<br />
That’s pragmatic insanity. What do you actually<br />
need to be insane over? Are you being pulled into<br />
arguments you don’t need to be pulled into, when<br />
you can be looking at the rings of Saturn through<br />
a telescope instead, or a stuffed goat, or the flowers<br />
and pelvic bone pictures of Georgia O’Keeffe?<br />
People say you have to live in the real world, but<br />
there are lots of different<br />
versions of the<br />
real world. And you<br />
can choose to try and<br />
live in a better one. It<br />
is a struggle though,<br />
I’m not saying it’s not<br />
a struggle.<br />
In some ways I don’t<br />
even know what I do<br />
anymore. I just go on<br />
stage and start talking,<br />
I just chuck out all<br />
the things that are in my head. I’ve got such a<br />
flibbertigibbet mind. It’s not that the audience is<br />
necessarily going to learn a huge amount, but with<br />
luck I’m going to throw out enough ideas that it<br />
will inspire people to go on a bit of an adventure<br />
themselves. Hopefully they’ll go off and find<br />
out more about the behaviour of ravens, or what<br />
bonobo apes get up to in their spare time.<br />
Working on The Infinite Monkey Cage with<br />
Brian Cox means that every week I get access<br />
to these incredible minds. Most of the time<br />
we end up recording much more than we need,<br />
because once you have people in that room, you<br />
just want to keep asking them questions. It gives<br />
me an excuse to keep on learning. And because<br />
I’ve been doing arenas with Brian, it gives me<br />
a chance to lure people who don’t really know<br />
what I do. And, more often than not, they kind of<br />
like it. Some of them think it’s really weird. They<br />
might find it a little bit insane, but they might<br />
enjoy the ride.<br />
As told to Ben Bailey<br />
The Old Market, Wed 28th Feb, 8pm, £15/12<br />
....50....
ANATOMY<br />
...........................................<br />
Matters of the heart<br />
And the head, and the neck, and the feet...<br />
Dr Claire Smith, Head of Anatomy<br />
at <strong>Brighton</strong> and Sussex Medical<br />
School, and fellow anatomist<br />
Catherine Hennessy, are putting the<br />
(animal) heart into Valentine’s Day.<br />
Catherine and I are really looking<br />
forward to our live dissection on<br />
Valentine’s this year. I don’t think<br />
I’ve ever dissected anything<br />
when I’ve had a pint in my<br />
hand or people have been<br />
sat there with their crisps.<br />
I’m looking forward to the<br />
reactions on people’s faces,<br />
their questions.<br />
When we teach medical<br />
students anatomy, we do so thanks to<br />
the amazing gift of people donating their<br />
body to medical science, but we can’t use<br />
human hearts in this situation. There are some real<br />
similarities between, say, pig or sheep hearts, and<br />
ours. So we’ve ordered some animal hearts, which<br />
may contain some blood; we’ll do our best to make<br />
it only a little more than you’d see when you pick<br />
up a fresh steak from the butchers. And if people<br />
want to put gloves on and feel the hearts, hold<br />
them – they’re welcome.<br />
Gray’s Anatomy is on my desk (it’s about as tall<br />
as my coffee mug); I think I do know most of it,<br />
but if you don’t use it you lose it. I always loved<br />
biology at school and did loads of dancing – so I<br />
was always interested in how muscles work.<br />
As an anatomist you have to get your hands on<br />
those physical specimens, get your hands inside<br />
an abdomen and feel for structures, to hold a<br />
heart or brain and show it. But I’ve also done a lot<br />
of research into spatial ability and how we learn<br />
in three dimensions – how our<br />
brain interprets 3D images, how<br />
we rotate them, how we understand<br />
depth; so, for example, if<br />
you’re a doctor, when you<br />
take blood from someone<br />
how do you know when<br />
that needle is actually in<br />
there? The truth is, the<br />
more you train your brain<br />
through repetition or simulation,<br />
the more it’ll learn.<br />
Personally, I don’t like feet<br />
at all; but I enjoy the head,<br />
the neck – and a good bit of<br />
abdomen or thorax. Inside, the<br />
abdomen has lots to explore; the<br />
head and neck are very complex. I’d<br />
like for people start to think of their<br />
heart as a muscle that needs exercise;<br />
my goal is to help people understand a<br />
bit more about their body, to think about their own<br />
health or help a relative who might be suffering<br />
with a heart condition.<br />
The intestines would be fascinating to dissect<br />
next. I’ve worked with ITV on a segment about<br />
diabetes, understanding where fat is in the body<br />
and that everything you put in to your body goes<br />
through your intestines. So it’d be great to get<br />
some intestines and understand different components<br />
of diet; to show how fats and sugars are<br />
absorbed. The intestines would probably smell a lot<br />
more like being in a butchers than the heart though<br />
– so we’ll see how that goes first. Amy Holtz<br />
Anatomy Night: Matters of the Heart gets visceral<br />
at The Walrus on Valentine’s Day, Wed 14th Feb,<br />
6.30pm<br />
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COMEDY<br />
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Ed Byrne<br />
‘I’m now complaining about people complaining’<br />
Photo by Roslyn Gaunt<br />
What’s the new show about? The show is<br />
called Spoiler Alert and it’s about how spoilt<br />
we are as people, as consumers. And how I’m<br />
contributing to that by the fact I have two small<br />
boys who I am currently in the process of spoiling<br />
the shit out of.<br />
In what ways are we spoilt? I’ve owned four<br />
cars in the last ten years. Not fancy cars, not<br />
Ferraris, yet every single one you started not by<br />
turning a key, but by pressing a button. Who<br />
decided that was a drudgery we needed to be released<br />
from? Who decided we’re too important<br />
to turn keys now? I have to turn a key? Like a<br />
f**king savage?<br />
Does your kids’ upbringing differ much<br />
from your own? Fairly, yes. There’s a marked<br />
difference between being a parent in the 70s and<br />
being a parent today. One of the reminiscences<br />
I pull out is about sitting in the car drinking<br />
lemonade and eating crisps while my parents are<br />
in the pub, which seems utterly<br />
alien now. And my dad was not a<br />
bad dad, by any stretch of the<br />
imagination. But when I look at<br />
the amount of parenting I’m expected<br />
to do, I feel a little short<br />
changed if I’m honest.<br />
So is it a good or<br />
bad thing? It’s a<br />
little of both. If I<br />
wanted to bounce on<br />
a trampoline when<br />
I was a kid I had to<br />
go to an amusement<br />
park and queue up.<br />
My kids have their<br />
own trampoline, in<br />
their back garden.<br />
And it’s bigger than<br />
my first flat. And even<br />
then they’ll lie on it and go: “Daddy, bounce us!”<br />
That’s the level of spoilt I’m talking about.<br />
Is there a flipside to all this? As consumers we<br />
demand quite a lot. I want my semi-skimmed<br />
milk! I want my push-button start! But when it<br />
comes to politics, we aren’t quite spoilt enough.<br />
People have a tendency to shrug and just accept<br />
the way things are when it comes to big stuff,<br />
and then complain and whine about little stuff.<br />
I say this as a man who has basically made his<br />
living out of complaining and whining about<br />
little stuff for 24 years.<br />
Do you plan to continue in that vein? Haha,<br />
it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it! Having<br />
spent my life complaining about the little things,<br />
about losing my luggage, about not<br />
understanding my wife’s point<br />
in an argument, whatever it<br />
may be, I’m now complaining<br />
about people complaining.<br />
Let’s talk chainsaws...<br />
Every time I do another<br />
show my manager says we<br />
need to get some more<br />
photographs done. Yep,<br />
yep, very important<br />
that people know<br />
much I’ve aged in<br />
the last two years.<br />
We definitely need<br />
to remind everyone<br />
that I still have a face!<br />
They told me to bring<br />
clothes, and I thought you know<br />
what? Just for the fun of it I brought my<br />
chainsaw along. It’s not relevant to the<br />
show, I just thought it was an eye-catching<br />
image. A tuxedo and a chainsaw. A<br />
strong look. Interview by Ben Bailey<br />
Theatre Royal, Thur 15th Feb, £28.15
GAME MUSIC<br />
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Dear Esther<br />
Jessica Curry, computer game composer<br />
You’re putting on a live performance of<br />
a video game, Dear Esther, with classical<br />
orchestra, conductor, narrator and player.<br />
Gaming and classical music sounds like a<br />
Venn diagram with very little shaded area…<br />
It’s been a really interesting crossover! It’s like<br />
two worlds colliding in a really new way. We’ve<br />
had a lot of diehard fans coming to the show<br />
who’re absolutely obsessed with the game but<br />
have never been to a classical concert hall, and<br />
we’ve got classical fans who’ve never played a<br />
game before. That really interests me, that collision<br />
of such disparate worlds. I present a show<br />
on Classic FM about game music, and that’s<br />
been the same thing, these two different worlds<br />
actually finding a lot in common.<br />
Dear Esther sounds like a name inspired<br />
by That’s Life, and the letters complaining<br />
about shoddy goods sent to Esther<br />
Rantzen… What? No! It’s from a song by<br />
Faith No More. My husband, Dan Pinchbeck,<br />
who wrote the game, loved the cadence and<br />
the sound. He was doing a PhD on first person<br />
shooter games, and rather than write about it,<br />
he decided to actually make a game. I wrote<br />
the music, and we put it up for sale in 2012,<br />
and then just watched the sales figures rising<br />
and rising and rising. Last year we put out a<br />
5th-anniversary edition for consoles, because<br />
until then it had only been out for PC and Mac,<br />
and we had a really strong emotional response to<br />
it. I was then in London talking about live film<br />
events, and I met a chap from the Barbican who<br />
programmes music events, and we’ve ended up<br />
with it live onstage!<br />
It’s not a typical game – exploring a Hebridean<br />
Island, hearing a narrator’s letters to<br />
his dead wife. No one gets their car nicked<br />
or their genitals shot off… Before I started<br />
working on Dear Esther, I didn’t think there was<br />
anything for me: there was FIFA, Call Of Duty,<br />
sporty or very aggressive, none of which much<br />
interests me. But then I discovered the work of a<br />
Belgian couple called Tale Of Tales. They make<br />
very beautiful, ruminative, expressive games,<br />
and I thought, hang on, there’s this whole world<br />
of people doing something more experimental,<br />
deeper, more profound. There’s some snobbery<br />
in the classical world about game soundtracks,<br />
but that tide’s turning, and I’m a really vocal<br />
advocate for it. I’m involved in a Royal Albert<br />
Hall concert later in the year that Sony Playstation<br />
are putting on. The best orchestras and the<br />
best concert halls are now getting involved, and<br />
that’s great. I heard this beautiful classical music<br />
coming out of my 14-year-old son’s bedroom<br />
the other day, and I asked him what it was. I<br />
knocked first! He said ‘I’m playing Destiny 2.’<br />
That’s insane, that’s so beautiful! Andy Darling<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Dome, Fri 2nd Feb, 8pm<br />
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倀 䄀 匀 匀 䤀 伀 一 䄀 一 䐀 圀 䄀 嘀 䔀 匀<br />
圀 栀 攀 爀 攀 愀 戀 猀 琀 爀 愀 挀 琀 愀 渀 搀 爀 攀 愀 氀 椀 琀 礀 洀 攀 攀 琀<br />
吀 栀 攀<br />
䌀 唀 䈀 䔀<br />
䜀 䄀 䰀 䰀 䔀 刀 夀<br />
琀 栀 䘀 攀 戀 爀 甀 愀 爀 礀 ⴀ 㐀 琀 栀 䴀 愀 爀 挀 栀<br />
匀 漀 甀 琀 栀 䐀 漀 眀 渀 猀 一 甀 爀 猀 攀 爀 椀 攀 猀<br />
䄀 ㈀ 㜀 アパート 䈀 爀 椀 最 栀 琀 漀 渀 刀 漀 愀 搀 Ⰰ 䠀 愀 猀 猀 漀 挀 欀 猀 Ⰰ 圀 攀 猀 琀 匀 甀 猀 猀 攀 砀<br />
䈀 一 㘀 㤀 䰀 夀 ㈀ 㜀 アパート 㠀 㐀 㜀 㜀 㜀<br />
眀 眀 眀 ⸀ 猀 漀 甀 琀 栀 搀 漀 眀 渀 猀 栀 攀 爀 椀 琀 愀 最 攀 挀 攀 渀 琀 爀 攀 ⸀ 挀 漀 ⸀ 甀 欀
TALK<br />
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Christopher Horlock<br />
Early <strong>Brighton</strong> photographs<br />
The West Pier, 1868<br />
In 1972, James Gray brought out a book<br />
called Victorian and Edwardian <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
from Old Photographs and I thought ‘wow!’<br />
My interest in the history of <strong>Brighton</strong> was just<br />
starting and I’d been taking photographs myself<br />
of the changes I’d been noticing in the town. I<br />
had to meet him. He worked in insurance and<br />
lived with his wife in a little bungalow in Shirley<br />
Avenue. They had no children and I think, in<br />
some respects, I was the inheritor of his knowledge.<br />
I went to see him every couple of months<br />
for 20 years. He was the historian of the period.<br />
He lived to be over 90 and his earliest memory<br />
was of a horse bus outside <strong>Brighton</strong> station. A<br />
horse bus!<br />
I’ve managed to collect well over 20,000<br />
items related to <strong>Brighton</strong>’s history – mostly<br />
photographs – over the last 45 years. The talk<br />
I’m giving is about the earliest photographs in<br />
my collection. The first photographs of buildings<br />
were seen in the 1830s but as soon as you get<br />
into the 1850s and 60s you see people. I have<br />
a picture from the early 1860s with all these<br />
fashionable people on the seafront in crinolines<br />
and top hats. The Grand Hotel is being built, the<br />
West Pier doesn’t exist yet and the Chain Pier is<br />
in the distance. The whole place comes to life.<br />
As soon as portraiture became fashionable, in<br />
around 1860, everyone wanted it. There were<br />
lots of photographers in <strong>Brighton</strong>. Some of them<br />
had studios on the seafront to take portraits of<br />
the wealthy but occasionally they turned their<br />
camera out of a window and captured the building<br />
of the Grand Hotel, the piers being built…<br />
These are rare views. There were some bath<br />
buildings on the seafront - one called ‘Brill’s<br />
Baths’ was a great round bathhouse that stuck<br />
out into the road. It was known as ‘the bunion’.<br />
I have a photo of it from 1871, just before it was<br />
demolished. Another photograph shows all three<br />
piers. The West Pier, the Palace Pier being built,<br />
and the Chain Pier in the foreground. It just<br />
shows how progressive <strong>Brighton</strong> was.<br />
As told to Lizzie Lower<br />
The Keep, Sat 24th Feb, 2pm, £3 per person. Visit<br />
thekeep.info or call 01273 482349 to book your<br />
place. Christopher’s book ‘<strong>Brighton</strong> from Old<br />
Photographs’ is published by Amberley<br />
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ART<br />
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The Sea of Time and Space, 1821. Arlington Court, National Trust<br />
William Blake in Sussex<br />
Visions of Albion<br />
The three years, from 1800 until 1803, during<br />
which William Blake lived in the village of Felpham<br />
on the West Sussex coast, was the only time<br />
in his life that he spent outside London. He came<br />
to Sussex with his wife, Catherine, at the invitation<br />
of his fellow poet, William Hayley, whom Blake<br />
had visited at Felpham in July, 1800. Hayley was a<br />
great patron of the arts – John Flaxman, George<br />
Romney and William Cowper all benefitted<br />
from his largesse – and the arrangement that<br />
he and Blake seem to have ironed out was that<br />
Blake would take up residence in Felpham and<br />
Hayley would engage him on various design and<br />
engraving projects. And so the Blakes left London<br />
on 18th September, 1800. At first, all went well.<br />
In turning his back on ‘London’s Dungeon Dark’,<br />
Blake was delighted to be ‘Away to sweet Felpham<br />
for Heaven is there’. It was ‘the sweetest spot on<br />
Earth’. In May 1801 he wrote in a letter: ‘Hayley<br />
acts like a Prince’. But the relationship between<br />
patron and ‘patronised’ is always a tricky one. By<br />
January 1803 Hayley had become the ‘source’ of<br />
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all Blake’s difficulties. Blake felt<br />
increasingly that all the engraving<br />
and other commissions had<br />
encroached upon his creative<br />
independence. By April 1803<br />
Hayley was being stigmatised<br />
by Blake as ‘the Enemy of my<br />
Spiritual Life while he pretends<br />
to be the Friend of my Corporeal’.<br />
Soon Blake had resolved<br />
‘not to remain another winter’<br />
in Felpham, and by July 1803<br />
he had determined to return to<br />
London to ‘carry on my visionary<br />
studies… unannoy’d’.<br />
Alas, on 12th August, 1803<br />
everything got a whole lot<br />
worse. A private soldier in the<br />
1st Regiment of Dragoons, one<br />
John Scolfield, entered Blake’s<br />
garden. Unaware that he was<br />
there at the invitation of the<br />
gardener, Blake ordered Scolfield<br />
to leave. Scolfield refused,<br />
angry words were exchanged,<br />
and Blake manhandled the<br />
soldier out of the garden ‘by<br />
the elbows… and pushed him<br />
forward down the road’. Three<br />
days later, Scolfield went before<br />
the Chichester Justice of the<br />
Peace and accused Blake of<br />
seditious expressions favouring<br />
the French and damning the<br />
King of England, not to mention<br />
assault. Having gone back<br />
to London, Blake returned to<br />
Chichester to stand trial. Fortunately,<br />
several witnesses testified<br />
on Blake’s behalf and he was<br />
acquitted on all charges. Hayley’s<br />
moral and financial support<br />
at this time did much to repair<br />
their fractured relationship.<br />
The story of Blake’s time in<br />
Sussex is told in an absolutely<br />
splendid exhibition at Petworth<br />
House that runs until 25th<br />
March. Petworth is proud of<br />
being the only major country<br />
house to hold original works<br />
by William Blake which were<br />
collected in the artist’s lifetime<br />
or, in one case, acquired from his<br />
widow.<br />
Petworth’s own holdings are<br />
supplemented by extensive<br />
loans from, among others, the<br />
Victoria and Albert Museum,<br />
the Fitzwilliam in Cambridge,<br />
the British Museum, Tate and<br />
Manchester City Galleries. All<br />
the court documents relating to<br />
Blake’s trial are also on display.<br />
David Jarman<br />
William Blake in Sussex: Vision<br />
of Albion is at Petworth House<br />
until the 25th of March. Entry<br />
by advance booking only: 0344<br />
2491895 / nationaltrust.org.uk<br />
William Blake, William, plate 29 from Milton a Poem, 1804-1811 © The Trustees of the British Museum<br />
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DESIGN<br />
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Elizabeth Friedlander<br />
From black propaganda to Penguin covers<br />
Successful designer Elizabeth Friedlander<br />
arrived in Britain in the thirties as a refugee<br />
from Nazi Germany, but she could initially<br />
only get work as a maid. During the war the<br />
Political Intelligence Department became<br />
aware of her, and recruited her as head of<br />
design in the ‘black propaganda’ unit, forging<br />
or inventing Wehrmacht and Nazi rubber<br />
stamps and ration books. Befriended by poet<br />
and printer Francis Meynell, who helped her<br />
get freelance commissions, she remained in<br />
Britain, becoming responsible for many of<br />
Penguin’s post-war designs.<br />
Katharine Meynell, granddaughter of Francis,<br />
has curated an exhibition of her work at the<br />
Ditchling Museum of Art + Craft. “Francis<br />
had a fierce sense of social justice and antifascist<br />
conviction,” she says. “He had been a<br />
firebrand in his youth and he never quite lost<br />
that. I remember him taking me in his car<br />
to rip down posters supporting Ian Smith’s<br />
apartheid regime, in what was then Rhodesia.<br />
He kept the engine going and sent me out to<br />
remove them. I was about eleven.<br />
“He took us to The Mikado and Annie Get Your<br />
Gun, sang along to Harry Belafonte records,<br />
taught us ping-pong, how to prune roses and<br />
mix cocktails.<br />
“The name Friedlander was familiar to me,<br />
but it was only a few years ago that I discovered<br />
two calligraphic anthologies she had<br />
done for Francis in the back of his bookcase.<br />
They startled me, even amongst all the beautiful<br />
volumes he had, so I wanted to know more.<br />
“Friedlander has been more or less ignored. It<br />
was by chance I came across the biography of<br />
Millls & Boon 25th anniversary card. Pen and paint on paper. 1957-8.<br />
Collection of University College Cork. Photography by Sam Moore<br />
Elizabeth Friedlander. ‘Precious’ patterns for The Curwen Press. Paint on paper, 1950.<br />
Collection of University College Cork. Photography by Sam Moore<br />
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DESIGN<br />
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her by Pauline Paucker. Her<br />
story resonated with me. We<br />
face a terrible displacement<br />
of people today. Alongside<br />
this, right-wing ideologies<br />
are resurfacing, so I see her<br />
story as relevant to us, not<br />
only to reassess the contribution<br />
of women in design,<br />
but also because we face<br />
many of the same issues.<br />
“Friedlander is the only<br />
woman of her generation to<br />
have produced a Western<br />
typeface. Elizabeth type<br />
was a terrific success and<br />
it became her calling card<br />
when she fled Germany. It<br />
has an enduring elegance<br />
and has been digitised by<br />
Bauer Type, so is available<br />
for modern use.<br />
“Looking at the laws introduced<br />
by Nazi Germany,<br />
Fascist Italy and the immigration<br />
processes that made<br />
it so difficult for Friedlander<br />
to come to the UK or<br />
emigrate to the US, we see<br />
that she was one of the lucky<br />
ones, she had exceptional<br />
skill and good friends. But<br />
it could so easily have been<br />
different for her.<br />
“I have made a short ‘essay’<br />
film about Friedlander,<br />
describing what is known of<br />
her life, using archive footage<br />
interspersed with landscape,<br />
speculative images and<br />
text, probing the practical<br />
and political life of women<br />
surviving on wit and skill in<br />
mid-twentieth century Europe.<br />
The film forms part of<br />
the exhibition. Much of the<br />
rest is being loaned from the<br />
Friedlander Archive at Cork.<br />
There is a wonderful range<br />
of book-covers, commercial<br />
work, elegant<br />
patterned<br />
papers<br />
and fine<br />
calligraphy.<br />
The work<br />
is simply<br />
lovely.”<br />
Emma Chaplin<br />
Ditchling<br />
Museum of Art<br />
+ Craft, Elizabeth Friedlander<br />
exhibition continues<br />
until 29th April. Tues - Sat,<br />
10.30am-5pm. £6.50/5.50.<br />
ditchlingmuseumartcraft.<br />
org.uk<br />
Elizabeth Friedlander. Page from Friedlander’s design book. Collection of University College Cork. Photography by Sam Moore<br />
Cover paper designs by Elizabeth Friedlander. Collection of Katharine Meynell<br />
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Give Art<br />
Give Love
ART<br />
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ART & ABOUT<br />
In town this month...<br />
Adventuring printmaker Beatrice von<br />
Preussen spent eight weeks in the High<br />
Arctic last summer, sailing on a tall ship with<br />
30 scientists and artists from all over the<br />
world. See her photographs, sketch books,<br />
prints and diaries from Svalbard and hear<br />
audio recordings of bearded seals singing<br />
beneath the ice, at ONCA Gallery from<br />
the 10th until the 15th. There are three<br />
accompanying workshops for children:<br />
geology in association with the Natural<br />
History Museum; science in the Arctic<br />
in association with the British Ecological<br />
Society, and an Arctic animals printmaking<br />
workshop. [onca.org.uk]<br />
Ian Boutell<br />
H_A_R_D_P_A_I_N_T_I_N_G continues at Phoenix <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
until the 11th. Seven contemporary abstract painters, Ian Boutell,<br />
John Bunker, Philip Cole, Stig Evans, Tess Jaray, Johanna<br />
Melvin and Patrick O’Donnell ‘explore the possibilities inherent<br />
in space, colour, line and edge’ in a collection of paintings that<br />
have been developed through premeditated and choreographed<br />
processes, favouring intention over accident.<br />
The Museum of Ordinary People is a new project<br />
described by its founders Lucy and Jolie as ‘celebrating<br />
the ripples that ordinary people leave behind. Forging<br />
connections between generations and gathering stories<br />
of everyday objects, exploring and documenting the<br />
magic and mundanities of everyday life.’ They are<br />
looking for people who have a collection of objects and<br />
documents that are important to them, and that tell a<br />
story, to take part in their series of free workshops over<br />
six Tuesday evenings, culminating in an exhibition at<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Fringe. To find out more, contact them at<br />
museumofordinarypeople@gmail.com.<br />
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The steps of <strong>Brighton</strong> Unitarian Church in New Road are one of the city’s most<br />
lively impromptu stages, but the building is approaching its 200th birthday and the<br />
iconic portico frontage is in need of urgent repair. A programme of essential works<br />
begins this spring and the building will host a range of events to celebrate its place<br />
as a cultural, as well as spiritual, centre for the city. Photographer Tony Tree has<br />
been capturing a year in the life of the church and his project Snaps on the Steps will<br />
cover the hoardings whilst the conservation work takes place behind. An original<br />
piece of theatre about the building and its history - The Prince and the Pillars - takes<br />
place on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th of March, and there’s also a series of lectures by<br />
prominent local historians and Friday lunchtime concerts. Tickets for are free but pre-booking is advised.<br />
Contact 01273 696022 or buc@brightonunitarian.org.uk<br />
You won’t have missed the giant Snowdogs<br />
last year, each decorated by a local artist<br />
contributing to the hugely popular public<br />
art trail and subsequent auction that<br />
raised more than £300,000 for Martlets.<br />
This autumn the city will be besieged by<br />
50 giant snails for Snailspace and the<br />
organisers are asking local artists to submit<br />
designs for these unusual 3D canvases.<br />
Those chosen will be paid a commission to<br />
bring their design to life. To find out more<br />
visit snailspacebrighton.co.uk and submit<br />
your design by the end of March.<br />
Aliens, Zombies<br />
and Monsters! The<br />
Weird World of<br />
Aaron Blecha is at<br />
Hove Museum<br />
and Art Gallery<br />
from the 10th.<br />
The exhibition of<br />
work by the Hovebased<br />
children’s<br />
writer, bestknown<br />
for books<br />
like Goodnight,<br />
Grizzle Grump! and the Shark School series, will<br />
give museum visitors an insight into the process<br />
behind his work, starting from initial ideas and<br />
doodles to creating characters and finished<br />
books. This interactive display has plenty of<br />
opportunities for getting hands-on and a series<br />
of events, some with Aaron himself, continues<br />
throughout the exhibition. Until September.<br />
Out of town...<br />
Passion & Waves, an exhibition of abstract paintings by Zed Zdravko Talijan, is<br />
at The Cube Gallery in Hassocks from the 10th. Raised in former Yugoslavia,<br />
Zed worked as a journalist before moving to France and has spent the last 20<br />
years living, working and painting in West Sussex. ‘Painting, I feel, is a way of<br />
replacing concepts usually lost in translation, a way of talking. My art is a blend<br />
of cultural backgrounds that create a new visual language.’<br />
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Out of town...<br />
Mary Poppins illustrated by Karl James Mountford<br />
In celebration of World Book Day on the 1st of March, Seaford<br />
Contemporary Illustrators & Printmakers present The Book<br />
Show, an exhibition of illustration and printmaking inspired by<br />
children’s literature. This five-day show is at Arts@theCrypt<br />
in Church Road, Seaford from the 28th of <strong>February</strong> until<br />
the 4th of March and features work by upwards of 20<br />
professional artists including award-winning author/<br />
illustrator Benji Davies, Karl James Mountford, Lesley<br />
Barnes, Graham Carter, Helen Musselwhite,<br />
John Bond and Bjorn Rune Lie. For the duration<br />
of the exhibition, the medieval Undercroft will be<br />
transformed into a reading room, filled with hundreds<br />
of books for families to enjoy, with readings by<br />
local authors and creative workshops for<br />
kids. Visit wearescip.co.uk to find<br />
out more.<br />
Bambi Goodman<br />
On a Night Like This is at the Studio Gallery in<br />
Worthing Museum & Art Gallery from the<br />
10th. Father and daughter Gary and Bambi<br />
Goodman exhibit paintings, printmaking and<br />
poetry inspired by a trip to Japan. Expect hanging<br />
scrolls with ink drawings of animals and girls, a<br />
cardboard sculpture menagerie and large-scale<br />
figurative paintings. The themes are, Bambi<br />
explains, ‘possibly eerie with a hint of sexy’.<br />
Gary Goodman<br />
2017 winner: Deception © Katie Ponder<br />
Glyndebourne are once again<br />
inviting emerging artists (aged 16+)<br />
to design a cover for their <strong>2018</strong><br />
Tour Programme, with the theme<br />
of (essential operatic ingredients)<br />
‘Love and Money’. The winning<br />
artwork will grace the cover of<br />
10,000 copies of the programme and<br />
appear in an exhibition at the opera<br />
house this autumn. The closing date<br />
for entries is the 6th of July. Visit<br />
glyndebourne.com for details.<br />
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Photo by Adam Bronkhorst<br />
Spectrum<br />
25 years of <strong>Brighton</strong> printing<br />
Spectrum Photographic first opened its doors in<br />
1993 in Hove. “We were a purely photographic<br />
lab,” explains Klair Bird, who now co-owns<br />
the business with colleagues Hazel Watts and<br />
Paul Lowe, “so we were a primarily film-based<br />
processing and printing studio.”<br />
“We did E6 [slide] processing, C-41 processing,<br />
black-and-white processing,” Paul says,<br />
“and then suddenly film disappeared. Almost<br />
overnight; one Friday we had 50 people in the<br />
lab processing film, and the following Monday it<br />
was like… tumbleweed. We were very fortunate<br />
that the chap who used to own Spectrum liked<br />
to keep ahead of the trends, so at the same<br />
time that we were processing film and doing<br />
analogue, he bought himself a digital light jet<br />
printer, which meant we were already set up to<br />
do digital.”<br />
“It was a pretty scary time, because lots of services<br />
disappeared, so a lot of staff disappeared,<br />
and we went quite small,” continues Klair. But in<br />
the time since, the lab has undergone a number<br />
of changes, moving to new premises in North<br />
Laine and expanding their services to cater to a<br />
broader range of clients. As well as C-type printing,<br />
Spectrum offers Giclée printing for artists<br />
and illustrators. “We have an online service for<br />
both C-type and Giclée orders. It started with<br />
a few local illustrators and photographers using<br />
us and now we’re getting more and more – it’s<br />
fantastic! It’s nice to see such a variety of work.”<br />
On the photography side of things Spectrum<br />
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specialise in large-format printing for exhibitions.<br />
“We’re the print sponsors for FOCUS<br />
Festival Mumbai, Fotopub in Slovenia – and<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Photo Biennial, which is coming up<br />
in October,” Hazel says. “We get to see some<br />
fascinating work.”<br />
“And we print the touring exhibition for the<br />
Wildlife Photographer of the Year,” adds Paul.<br />
“We produce multiple sets of the images and<br />
send them off to different countries around<br />
the world.” But the team are keen not to<br />
limit their clients to professionals and large<br />
institutions. “We work with independent<br />
photographers, artists, illustrators and hobby<br />
photographers - students as well. People<br />
sometimes get intimidated because we don’t<br />
have a shopfront, and coming in and seeing all<br />
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– but we’re extremely friendly!” RC<br />
spectrumphoto.co.uk / 01273 708222<br />
Photo by Adam Bronkhorst<br />
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THE WAY WE WORK<br />
This month, Adam Bronkhorst has visited the labs of six chemists at the University of<br />
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[Adam says: “GOLD! Because of Spandau Ballet…”]<br />
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1909 at Pressleys<br />
The finer things...<br />
When George Harry Pressley<br />
opened his first watchmaker’s<br />
and jewellery shop, in Worthing,<br />
in 1909, he instilled in his family<br />
a taste for the finer things in life.<br />
A predilection still in evidence<br />
five generations later in Jonathan<br />
Pressley, who not only has the<br />
family eye for very fine jewellery<br />
but a taste for fine dining too. So<br />
much that, late last summer, he<br />
combined his passions, enlisted<br />
head chef Jake Northcote-Green,<br />
and opened 1909 in Pressleys<br />
elegant East Street store. The<br />
casual fine-dining-meets-fine-jewellery-meets-<br />
(newly added)-aperitivo bar continues to dazzle.<br />
There’s the feel of a private member’s club when<br />
we ring the bell. We’re greeted and guided past<br />
gleaming display cases and upstairs to a dining<br />
room set around an open kitchen. With room for<br />
around twenty diners it’s intimate without being<br />
awkward and, as you’d expect from the proprietor,<br />
every surface is carefully considered and honed<br />
to perfection. From the marble-topped tables, to<br />
the bottle-green banquette and the hand-made<br />
ceramics, to the brushed golden bar where you’ll<br />
soon be able to linger amongst the jewellery, the<br />
finish is beguilingly luxe. The menu is every bit as<br />
carefully considered, a monthly curation of sixteen<br />
small plates and meticulously sourced organic<br />
wines. It’s suggested to us that we might like to<br />
start with three or four dishes but we select six<br />
then seven then eight. I’ve eaten here before and<br />
recall how each plate was a delight. A few well<br />
chosen ingredients, skilfully prepared and allowed<br />
to shine is a beautiful thing.<br />
First to the table is pan carasau and labneh: shards<br />
of the thinnest flat bread with a<br />
coolest, creamiest cheese. Also<br />
wafer-thin pickles in tart ponzu.<br />
Next is maltagliati pasta with<br />
raw milk Beaufort cheese and<br />
truffle. ‘Maltagliati’, I learn,<br />
translates as ‘poorly cut’ and the<br />
torn edges of the pasta are the<br />
only rough edges in the place.<br />
There’s nutty purple broccoli,<br />
al dente and dressed in a deep,<br />
umami miso butter; slivers of<br />
sharp Cox’s apple and crunchy,<br />
vivid carrots, flecked with black<br />
sesame; a translucent filet of<br />
gurnard atop the lightest creamed celeriac and<br />
skordalia. Each dish is delicious but none more<br />
so than the ‘baked mids’: cracked potatoes, baked<br />
soft but with slightly caught, crispy edges, salted<br />
and infused with tarragon. Simple but sublime.<br />
We have both the (excellent) cheese dishes:<br />
Jurançon Bleu with warm, poached quince and<br />
walnuts, and a delightfully creamy Burwash Rose,<br />
drizzled with golden, truffle-infused honey. And -<br />
sated but driven by curiosity - we order desserts; a<br />
pomegranate doughnut with J Cocoa (like refined<br />
churros dipped in voodoo-grade chocolate), and a<br />
baked apple sorbet (an intensely apply frozen fluff<br />
studded with crisp, popped corn).<br />
All told, we’ve eaten our way through twelve of<br />
the sixteen plates on offer, and each is a gem. Such<br />
an accomplished meal in so refined a setting is a<br />
rare and delightful thing. Our bill for two (with<br />
wine for one) is £83.50, which seems a fair price<br />
for such exceptional craftsmanship.<br />
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26 East Street, 01273 778674.<br />
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Photo by Rebecca Cunningham<br />
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RECIPE<br />
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‘I goat you babe’<br />
The Cocktail Shack’s head mixologist Sergio Jimenez has<br />
concocted this ‘love potion’ specially for Valentine’s Day…<br />
This is a milk punch, a classic cocktail<br />
dating back to the 1600s. Milk punches<br />
are made using milk that’s clarified, so<br />
they have the flavour of the milk but not<br />
the colour. They’re slowly coming back<br />
into fashion; I’ve been trying out a couple<br />
of different recipes recently. They’re<br />
usually made with cows milk but I much<br />
prefer this version using goats milk. It’s<br />
much creamier, and it gave me the idea<br />
for the name.<br />
To make a punch you use five ingredients:<br />
alcohol, fruit, tea, citrus and spices. I<br />
wanted to make something special for<br />
Valentine’s Day so I researched to see<br />
which aphrodisiac ingredients I could<br />
use: the ginseng, the chocolate and the<br />
pumpkin in the liqueur, the almonds in<br />
the amaretto - even the goats milk itself is<br />
aphrodisiac. It’s a strong cocktail, but the<br />
flavour is very mellow.<br />
There are a few different methods when<br />
it comes to milk punches. With some<br />
recipes you use agar or gelatine to clarify<br />
the milk; in this recipe it’s the citrus<br />
which curdles the milk. The cocktail is<br />
then strained to remove the curds, which<br />
also takes away the cloudiness, but leaves<br />
the creamy flavour.<br />
This recipe makes a big batch. It takes<br />
quite a long time to make, but the idea is<br />
that the cocktail can then last for months<br />
without refrigeration.<br />
Ingredients: 450ml dark rum, 25g lime<br />
zest, 3 green cardamom seeds, 450ml<br />
green ginseng tea, 80ml Mozart Pumpkin<br />
Spice Chocolate Cream liqueur, 20ml<br />
amaretto, 20ml crème de figue, 30ml<br />
orange juice, 215ml whole goats milk.<br />
Method: Combine the rum, lime zest<br />
and cardamom seeds in a lidded container<br />
and leave to rest at room temperature for<br />
at least 12 hours. Then strain and remove<br />
the zest and the seeds.<br />
Pour into a different container the<br />
ginseng tea, Pumpkin Spice Cream,<br />
amaretto, crème de figue, orange juice<br />
and goats milk, and gently whisk.<br />
Mix the rum mixture and the milk<br />
mixture together and stir with a spoon.<br />
Let it sit for at least 30 minutes; if you<br />
have enough time, refrigerate the mixture<br />
for 24 hours.<br />
Pour the punch through a cheesecloth<br />
or coffee filter to remove any impurities.<br />
Filter again a second time for best results.<br />
As a finishing touch, I added a sprinkle of<br />
edible glitter. Serve in a chilled glass.<br />
We’ll have this on the menu for<br />
Valentine’s; the idea is that a bottle will<br />
contain a sharing serving - enough for<br />
two. We’re also planning a singles event<br />
in our second bar – the details will be on<br />
our website. As told to Rebecca Cunningham<br />
The Cocktail Shack, 34 Regency Square.<br />
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Pharmacie Coffee Roasters<br />
Coffee in a cabin (sort of)<br />
“I’m not sure it’s open…” I say, approaching the<br />
turquoise-painted garage door tucked away on Cambridge<br />
Grove. I’ve asked Lizzie (editor) and Gracie (canine<br />
assistant) to try out Pharmacie Coffee Roasters with me.<br />
We set off early on a crisp winter morning for the walk<br />
across town, and we’re all hoping it’s about to end with<br />
something warming and delicious. But the doors appear<br />
to be shut.<br />
I try one of the handles and, thankfully, the door opens.<br />
The space inside has the feel of a cosy, dimly lit cabin.<br />
There’s a counter with pastries and cakes and a smiling<br />
woman stood behind it, who is particularly pleased to<br />
meet Gracie. We ask for two vegan sausage rolls and<br />
two flat whites. “We’ve got the fire going in the other<br />
room,” she says, so we go through and take a seat around<br />
a makeshift palette table in<br />
front of the wood burner.<br />
A few minutes later she<br />
brings the food through. The coffee is lovely, of course.<br />
The rolls are delicious: puff pastry filled with vegan<br />
‘sausage meat’, chestnuts and cranberries. They’re a<br />
two-handed affair, with extra limbs required to fend off<br />
Gracie’s attempts to join in. Luckily she’s distracted with<br />
plenty of attention from her new human friend until we’ve<br />
finished, and she’s allowed to gobble up the leftovers.<br />
Feeling warmed up and full up, it seems like it’s time to<br />
embark on the journey home. The barista puts another<br />
log on the fire. Maybe we have space for some cake as<br />
well… RC<br />
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Gardens, serving brunch, lunch and cake daily,<br />
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canapés. Couples and singles welcome, tickets<br />
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the No Kill Grill pitches<br />
up at The Richmond Bar,<br />
serving three courses<br />
of vegetarian/vegan<br />
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Haunted house<br />
The ghosts of Preston Manor<br />
Who might I meet at Preston Manor? The White<br />
Lady, the unhappy spirit of an excommunicated<br />
nun, a ghostly child on a toy tractor? This house<br />
comes with a reputation. First built in the 17th<br />
century, the original manor house has been demolished,<br />
rebuilt, and undergone major renovations<br />
over the centuries. The last was in 1905 by Charles<br />
Stanley Peach, who had previously designed electrical<br />
sub stations.<br />
“Somewhat utilitarian,” comments venue officer<br />
Paula Wrightson, about the exterior, as she greets<br />
me at the entrance. She’s taking me on a tour of<br />
the entirely more remarkable interior. We start in<br />
her splendid office, overlooking the park (originally<br />
the main guest bedroom, where Princess Beatrice,<br />
Queen Victoria’s youngest daughter, once slept; the<br />
Stanford family were highly regarded hosts).<br />
Paula has worked for the <strong>Brighton</strong> Royal Pavilion<br />
and Museums for 27 years. Her association with<br />
Preston Manor began in 2006, when a decision was<br />
taken to run ghost tours. This followed interest<br />
raised by an episode of Living TV’s Most Haunted.<br />
She’s currently writing a book on the history of the<br />
Manor’s ghost stories, and tells me she loves finding<br />
interesting stories about people who lived and<br />
worked here, as well as meeting their descendants.<br />
She is an excellent storyteller and tour guide, and<br />
Preston Manor certainly has atmosphere. The<br />
lighting is dim, there’s a slightly peculiar aroma,<br />
and odd noises. All explicable, no doubt. Echoes<br />
down chimneys, old furniture and floors, damp. But<br />
even a sceptic like myself wouldn’t want to be here<br />
at night on my own. As we walk round, she shows<br />
me the Blue Room, once a bedroom, now a library,<br />
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SPOOKS<br />
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Photos by Adam Bronkhorst, adambronkhorst.com<br />
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SPOOKS<br />
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where the White Lady is said to have appeared at<br />
the deathbed of the lady of the house, and the head<br />
maid’s bedroom, where a guide dog became agitated,<br />
and a staff member saw a ghost of a woman<br />
making the bed. She points out the corridor where<br />
a phantom child has been seen playing. Paula then<br />
shows me the room where, in November 1896,<br />
celebrity ‘psychic’ Ada Goodrich Freer ran a séance.<br />
It was Ada who started the story about a ghost nun<br />
who had been excommunicated. “If you pay a medium,<br />
they’ll come up with a good story.”<br />
That Christmas, the Stanford family were troubled<br />
by a smell from the drains. After investigation, the<br />
skeleton of a woman was discovered. But, Paula tells<br />
me, the son John Benett-Stanford was a notorious<br />
prankster who liked mucking about with skeletons.<br />
“I think he might have planted it.” I like Paula’s<br />
way of weaving sinister tales with pragmatism and<br />
historical context. My favourite story is about the<br />
holes in the leather wallpaper. “The twin daughters<br />
used to throw darts at the monkeys embossed<br />
in the pattern”.<br />
Lots of school children go to Preston Manor on<br />
Victorian-themed trips. It’s well worth a visit, even<br />
if you don’t believe in ghosts.<br />
Emma Chaplin<br />
House opens April. Open all year for group bookings.<br />
brightonmuseums.org.uk/prestonmanor. Ghost Hunt<br />
by Psychic Gold Events/Ghost Hunter Tours, Sat<br />
17th Feb, 8pm, from £21<br />
Photos by Adam Bronkhorst, adambronkhorst.com<br />
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Your Matchmaker<br />
Tell us about your job… I’m the founder of the<br />
dating agency Your Matchmaker. The job involves<br />
guiding clients through the matchmaking process,<br />
assessing what exactly they want from a relationship<br />
and providing potential matches. Each case is<br />
different, which makes it so interesting.<br />
How did you get into matchmaking? I spent<br />
twelve years in Sussex Police, followed by several<br />
years of studying law and working as a paralegal. I<br />
was always looking for a way out to start my own<br />
business, so when I was made redundant from my<br />
legal job I saw it as an opportunity to do what I<br />
had always dreamed and create my own dating service.<br />
The company went live in December 2014.<br />
What does your job require? It’s a tightly run<br />
operation. Sheer determination, hard work and<br />
good communication skills are required to keep<br />
everything in order. My experience as a police<br />
officer has given me a gut instinct for people. I<br />
interview all my clients before taking them on, to<br />
make sure they are worth my while. If they say<br />
something during the call that makes me think<br />
they’re not serious, or that they’re fresh out of a<br />
long-term relationship, I won’t work with them.<br />
They need to be ready and willing to find love,<br />
otherwise it will be a waste of everyone’s time. One<br />
of our newly married clients told me the reason he<br />
chose Your Matchmaker was because he knew that<br />
I wouldn’t put up with any nonsense.<br />
Who are your clients? Young professionals, in<br />
their late twenties to early thirties, and people who<br />
have been previously married or had a partner for<br />
a considerable amount of time. Our oldest client<br />
to date was 68 years old.<br />
How does Your Matchmaker differ to online<br />
dating? The clients are not in charge of selection,<br />
we are. We give our clients one potential match at<br />
a time, and encourage them to go on at least one<br />
date with them. Feedback is conducted over the<br />
phone with me and is completely confidential.<br />
What tips/advice do you give your clients?<br />
High standards can prevent people from finding a<br />
match. Sometimes people have an inflated image<br />
of themselves. It is not about lowering standards,<br />
but being more open to meeting someone you<br />
would never have considered before. After all, if<br />
you really do have a ‘type’, then why aren’t you<br />
with them?<br />
What makes a good date? The trick is to go with<br />
the flow. Looking at phones on dates is a complete<br />
no-no. Meeting for a drink is always a good option,<br />
but we’ve also had people go on walks along<br />
the seafront and attend daytime events. Eating<br />
out can often be too formal for a first encounter,<br />
although when it goes particularly well, ‘going for<br />
drinks’ sometimes turns into dinner… We always<br />
recommend a second date, since people are generally<br />
less anxious and more themselves after the first<br />
meeting. Interview by Saskia Solomon<br />
yourmatchmaker.co.uk<br />
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INTERVIEW<br />
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Photo by James Boyes<br />
Equality FC<br />
‘Unlock the Gate’<br />
Carole Richmond, marketing manager of <strong>Brighton</strong> &<br />
Hove Bus and Coach Co, talks to us about their sponsorship<br />
of the Lewes FC women’s team, and the Unlock the<br />
Gate campaign, encouraging more people to come along<br />
on match days.<br />
‘I met <strong>Viva</strong> Lewes editor Alex Leith at the Lewes<br />
Business and Enterprise Awards, who introduced<br />
me to Kevin Miller of Lewes FC, with the idea<br />
that we might like to sponsor the women’s team.<br />
He was spot on. We’re pleased that we’ve already<br />
got a great presence in the Lewes community, but<br />
we’re keen to increase it even more. Lewes FC<br />
became ‘Equality FC’ by paying their women’s and<br />
men’s team the same, and that fits so well with the<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> & Hove Bus Company ethos.<br />
Lewes women play on the same pitch, on the same<br />
terms, and our company believes in recruiting<br />
from all walks of life. We have a signature ‘Diversity’<br />
bus which we use for Pride and to promote all<br />
kinds of equality. The wrapping tells people what<br />
we believe: #moreincommon #diversity #equality.<br />
It will be going along to the Lewes ‘Unlock the<br />
Gate’ match on the 25th of <strong>February</strong>, driven by a<br />
woman and full of supporters.<br />
I like Lewes FC, its ability to do things differently<br />
and make things happen. You can watch a match at<br />
the Dripping Pan and see the surrounding beauty<br />
of the Downs. Supporters can take their dogs. It<br />
feels authentic, open and family friendly.<br />
I am sporty. I firmly believe if I’d been allowed<br />
to play football, I’d have been bloody good at it.<br />
I played competitive hockey in my teens for the<br />
school and county. My father took my brother to<br />
football practice and supported him at matches,<br />
but never came to watch me.<br />
In terms of getting more support for women in<br />
football - how many men’s clubs run at a loss? So<br />
why does the women’s game have to make a profit<br />
immediately? Why does anything to do with women<br />
have to be 100% successful? It’s an easy way of<br />
saying ‘get back in your corner – come back when<br />
you’ve got it all figured out’, when they don’t have<br />
it figured out either.<br />
One barrier has been childcare. A lot of men who<br />
take part in sport and regularly watch it don’t think<br />
twice about taking that time. Women are more<br />
likely to feel guilty. I didn’t re-engage with sport till<br />
I was in my forties. If we want women regularly taking<br />
part and watching sport, we need it to be more<br />
family friendly, perhaps offering a crèche.<br />
The national women’s cricket team are very good<br />
and regularly sell out. The rugby team are great<br />
too. Watching women’s sports means opening<br />
up your eyes to a good experience and enjoying<br />
yourself. It isn’t just about superior knowledge and<br />
analysis. I love watching women’s rugby, and I’ve<br />
learnt more about the game the more I’ve seen.’<br />
Emma Chaplin<br />
Lewes FC Women v Gillingham, the Dripping Pan,<br />
Sun 25th Feb, 2pm, £5. lewesfc.com<br />
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Illustration by Mark Greco (@markgreco)<br />
WILDLIFE<br />
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Nicholas Culpeper<br />
Better living through botany<br />
Just over 400 years ago, in 1616, a legend was born: a<br />
rebel who partnered up with Mother Nature to revolutionise<br />
British medicine. The herbal hero, the botanical<br />
bad boy, the father of alternative medicine, ladies and<br />
gentlemen, I give you... Nicholas Culpeper.<br />
Culpeper did his growing up in Isfield, near Lewes,<br />
where the country lanes and the starry Sussex skies<br />
were his classroom and the hedges and the heavens<br />
taught him botany, astronomy and astrology. And he<br />
learnt about love, too. In 1634, Culpeper and his secret<br />
Sussex sweetheart planned a clandestine Lewes wedding<br />
followed by a hasty elopement to the Netherlands.<br />
But tragedy struck when his love-struck lady’s carriage<br />
was struck by a lightning bolt en route to Lewes. She<br />
died instantly.<br />
There’s no cure, herbal or otherwise, for a broken<br />
heart and Culpeper left Sussex and started a new<br />
life in London. He threw himself into his work as a<br />
lowly apothecary’s assistant, cataloguing medicinal<br />
herbs on Threadneedle Street. At this time medicine<br />
was only practiced by elite physicians. They would<br />
charge exorbitant prices for their secret remedies and<br />
would not even demean themselves to talk to patients,<br />
instead requesting a sample of urine to make their<br />
diagnosis. Culpeper agreed with them on one thing:<br />
they were certainly extracting the urine. He believed<br />
medical treatment should be available to all - not just<br />
the privileged.<br />
Setting up his own practice in a poorer part of London,<br />
Culpeper started treating 40 patients a day with herbal<br />
cures derived from English plants. Then he dropped<br />
his botanical bombshell. He published an incredible<br />
book which instructed people how to pick their own<br />
remedies, free of charge, from the hedges and meadows.<br />
The book was The English Physitian (1652, later enlarged<br />
as The Complete Herbal). His book promoted and<br />
preserved folk remedies at a time when physicians and<br />
priests were discrediting village healers and preventing<br />
them from passing along their traditional knowledge.<br />
The medical establishment was enraged, they even<br />
accused Culpeper of practising witchcraft. But his book<br />
endured. It’s been in continuous print longer than any<br />
other non-religious English language book, running<br />
rings round the tales of Tolkien and Rowling.<br />
Perhaps some of Culpeper’s herbal remedies could<br />
come in useful for you: wild privet (for headaches),<br />
blackthorn (for indigestion), rosemary (for flatulence)<br />
and the juice of ivy berries ‘snuffed up into the nose’<br />
(for hangovers). Culpeper also had cures for sore<br />
breasts, worms, itches in the ‘privy parts’ and bruises.<br />
Hey – I don’t know what you lot get up to over the<br />
weekend. So keep your copy of The Complete Herbal to<br />
hand and raise your Nutribullets and ginseng teas to<br />
the healing properties of Mother Nature and to four<br />
centuries of Nicholas Culpeper.<br />
Michael Blencowe, Sussex Wildlife Trust<br />
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INTERVIEW<br />
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Reality check<br />
The ‘Hallucination Machine’<br />
Ever had a hallucination?<br />
Did you know that you’re<br />
having one right now?<br />
Our grip on reality is,<br />
according to neuroscientists,<br />
much less tangible than we<br />
believe. It seems our brain is<br />
largely guessing what’s going<br />
on around us, which it does<br />
by combining input from our<br />
senses with our expectations<br />
developed from previous experiences.<br />
In fact, as University of Sussex neuroscientist<br />
Professor Anil Seth points out in his 2017 TED<br />
talk: “It’s only when we agree about our hallucinations<br />
that we call it reality.”<br />
Such fascinating mysteries of the mind-brain are<br />
the focus of research at the university’s Sackler<br />
Centre for Consciousness Science, of which Seth<br />
is a director.<br />
As part of the <strong>Brighton</strong> Science Festival this<br />
month, two of the centre’s researchers, Dr David<br />
Schwartzman and Dr Keisuke Suzuki, will be<br />
demonstrating research straight out of the lab<br />
that both confirms and confounds our notions of<br />
what is – and isn’t – real.<br />
Being Somebody will showcase interactive virtual<br />
reality (VR) that explores how our experiences<br />
of the world are shaped by our bodies and how<br />
bodily experience itself is actively constructed,<br />
moment-to-moment, by the brain. For example,<br />
they will show how easy it is for us to be momentarily<br />
fooled into believing that a fake limb, or<br />
even a fake body, could be part of ourselves.<br />
They will also give visitors a simulated taste of<br />
the trippy world of visual hallucinations.<br />
While in normal life the balance between the<br />
brain’s expectations and sensory input works<br />
just fine, in some altered states – for example<br />
brought on through<br />
psychoactive drugs, or by<br />
mental disorders such as<br />
schizophrenia – perceptual<br />
hallucinations<br />
can become strange and<br />
disturbing.<br />
To explore how and why<br />
these unusual hallucinations<br />
occur, Suzuki and<br />
Schwartzman have combined<br />
Google’s Deep Dream algorithm, which<br />
is an artificial neural network that finds and enhances<br />
patterns in images, together with a virtual<br />
reality headset with 360-degree panoramic video<br />
of pre-recorded natural scenes, to create what<br />
they are calling the ‘Hallucination Machine’.<br />
The setup simulates the visual hallucinatory<br />
aspects of a psychedelic trip. Anyone who puts on<br />
the headset is soon experiencing a weird world in<br />
which vivid hallucinations of dogs, cars and peacocks<br />
appear in the sky, on buildings, on humans<br />
– in fact, all over the panoramic view.<br />
This is because the system was trained to categorise<br />
a thousand different types of images. The<br />
network looks for patterns that might resemble<br />
a dog within the image – in the same way that<br />
humans see faces and other images in meaningless<br />
patterns, such as clouds.<br />
Suzuki points out: “This is purely an engineering<br />
system. It’s not really modelling the brain, but<br />
there are a lot of similarities between the human<br />
visual system and this neural network.”<br />
Importantly, the research may help clinicians to<br />
understand what’s happening in a neurophysiological<br />
sense during hallucinatory episodes.<br />
Jacqui Bealing<br />
Sallis Benney Theatre, 17th <strong>February</strong>, part of the<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> Science Festival. brightonscience.com<br />
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ENVIRONMENT<br />
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Plastic Free Pledge<br />
The final straw?<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> & Hove is synonymous<br />
with the sea and the beach. It’s<br />
our largest area of public realm<br />
and is integral to our wellbeing<br />
and economy, and something we<br />
should be proud of. Every day<br />
though, five van loads of litter<br />
are removed from the beach by<br />
the Council, and much of this is<br />
plastic. Alongside the Council,<br />
there is a two-person team in the<br />
city that is determined to wipe out this blight at<br />
source: through the Plastic Free Pledge.<br />
Plastic Free Pledge, started here and now going<br />
national and international, was conceived by Hovebased<br />
designer Claire Potter and founded with her<br />
studio partner, Jake Arney. It has a simple ask of<br />
businesses and individuals – to stop using single-use<br />
plastic, and in particular, plastic straws. Across the<br />
city 68 venues have signed their anti-plastic-straw<br />
pledge, from independents, to local chains like<br />
Small Batch Coffee, to nationwide franchises, like<br />
Jamie’s Italian and Wahaca. Claire and Jake also<br />
influenced <strong>Brighton</strong> & Hove City Council to<br />
unanimously approve motions last year to tackle<br />
single-use plastics.<br />
<strong>2018</strong> sees the duo broaden the scope of Plastic Free<br />
Pledge, to include alternatives to the plastic lined<br />
takeaway coffee cup – those that hit the news in<br />
January as the ‘Latte Levy’ – and plastic pint glasses,<br />
and they have some of the larger city events in their<br />
pledge sights.<br />
Whilst there is nothing wrong with plastic per se,<br />
it’s the overuse of plastic and the damage it does to<br />
our environment that is an issue. Its low production<br />
cost means that a good deal of plastic – a plastic<br />
straw for example – is only in use<br />
for around twenty minutes.<br />
Claire explains: “one of the<br />
issues with marine plastic is the<br />
accumulation of toxins from the<br />
water that attach themselves to<br />
plastic over time, which, when<br />
eaten, ‘bioaccumulate’ up the<br />
food chain. This is why larger<br />
fish and cetaceans are dying from<br />
toxic accumulation, or as seen on<br />
Blue Planet, whale calves are dying from drinking<br />
toxic milk from the mother.”<br />
Council research shows that 8 out of 10 residents<br />
are fed up with the amount of litter in <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
& Hove and there are numerous ways that we<br />
can tackle our beach litter problem. Individuals<br />
and businesses can sign the Plastic Free Pledge<br />
at plasticfreepledge.com/take-the-pledge and use<br />
paper, metal or bamboo straws instead.<br />
The Council’s #StreetsAhead campaign is calling<br />
on <strong>Brighton</strong> & Hove residents and visitors alike to<br />
help stem the flow of litter onto the beach and into<br />
the sea. It has organised silent disco beach cleans,<br />
exhibited a giant fish made from the beach litter,<br />
and has a ‘trash converter’ scheme, where litter is<br />
traded for treats. The Seafront Team has joined the<br />
#2minutebeachclean campaign, alongside several<br />
local businesses, encouraging everyone to spend two<br />
minutes when they leave the beach to pick up litter.<br />
Cara Courage<br />
#StreetsAhead is funded through litter fines, and<br />
details of upcoming beach cleans can be found by<br />
following @RecyclingRefuse on Twitter as well as<br />
#2minutebeachclean, visit beachclean.net and the<br />
local Surfers Against Sewage, sas.org.uk<br />
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INSIDE LEFT: KINGS ROAD, 1956<br />
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Your eye might be immediately attracted in this<br />
1956 picture to the minimalist Art Deco façade of<br />
the Palladium Cinema, but the main reason we’ve<br />
chosen it is because of the unassuming-looking<br />
chemist’s next door, which played a small part in an<br />
infamous <strong>Brighton</strong> murder case.<br />
This elegant building was on Kings Road; the<br />
cinema was abandoned in 1956, and the whole block<br />
demolished in 1963 in order to enable a seafront<br />
development that didn’t see fruition until 1977. In its<br />
place today sits the Brutalist-style <strong>Brighton</strong> Centre.<br />
First up the cinema, originally opened as a theatre<br />
in October 1888, with a more ornate Victorian<br />
frontage, and called the Alhambra. It changed its<br />
name to the Palladium in 1912, becoming a cinema<br />
in 1914. After a brief spell as the Odeon from 1935-<br />
7 (and a second façade designed by Andrew Mather)<br />
it became the Palladium again in 1939, with yet<br />
another facelift. The last film shown there was a rerun<br />
of the comedy, Genevieve, featuring the London-<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong> classic car rally. Now that’s entertainment.<br />
The chemist stayed open for a bit, and as James<br />
Gray mentions in his notes (this picture is from his<br />
archives and comes courtesy of the Regency Society)<br />
by 1956 the space had housed a chemist continuously<br />
for nearly 100 years. The first listed in the directories,<br />
in 1859, is a Mr Julius V Schweitzer. Schweitzer<br />
was an orthodox physician from Germany who<br />
converted to homeopathy and moved to <strong>Brighton</strong><br />
– then as now a centre for non-traditional medicine<br />
– to set up a clinic and dispensing chemist.<br />
It was Schweitzer who got caught up in one of<br />
<strong>Brighton</strong>’s most famous crime cases, the so-called<br />
‘Chocolate Cream Murder’ in which Christina<br />
Edmunds poisoned a number of people in 1871 by<br />
lacing chocolates bought at Maynards Confectioner’s<br />
in East Street with strychnine, and returning<br />
them to the shop’s shelves. A child of four – Sydney<br />
Albert Barker – died as a result of her nefarious<br />
actions. Edmunds went to Schweitzer’s with a batch<br />
of chocolates she had poisoned, for analysis, in order<br />
to try to blame John Maynard for the poisonings.<br />
Edmunds was found guilty at a well documented<br />
trial which started in Lewes then got moved to the<br />
Old Bailey: she died in 1907 in Broadmoor Criminal<br />
Lunatic Asylum.<br />
Quite a historic space, then: the <strong>Brighton</strong> Centre<br />
has itself hosted countless big-name bands: it will<br />
go down in posterity as the venue for Bing Crosby’s<br />
final concert in 1977, and The Jam’s last hurrah in<br />
1982 (see end of para 3). Alex Leith<br />
Many thanks to the Regency Society for the use of<br />
this picture: you can see the whole of the James Gray<br />
Archive at regencysociety-jamesgray.com<br />
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