Zombie Book Template

How to salvage a relationship with a
friend, co worker of loved one who
has drank the Trump Fool Aid!
The care &
feeding
of a
Trump Zombie!

The Uncle Ben
Zombie
The Half Brain
Zombie
The Camo Militia
Zombie

The comprehensive guide to the
identification and coping with a
Trump Zombie.
The only way we can get thru this is to
laugh our stress off! This book was
created to help do just that. Share it other
survivors faced with dealing with
Trump Zombies!
How to salvage a relationship with a
friend, co worker of loved one who
has drank the Trump Fool Aid!
The care &
feeding
of a
Trump Zombie!

The Half A Brain
AKA as the Stacy Dash Zombie
How to spot one?
How to deal with one?
Known to have a "blank"
stare on their face, often
due to their limited mental
reasoning capacity.
Use simple sentences! Use
sentences like Trump
"usually only 6 words per
sentence". Repeat you
point at least 5 times.
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Often starts a sentence with " I have half a mind to", it's because
they really do. Chances are the never fully developed their brain
or it was infected by right wing talk shows. Dealing with the half a
brain zombie is easier then most.
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The Camo Militia Zombie
AKA as the 2nd Amendment Rights Zombie
How to spot one?
Usually lingers around
gun store, shooting range
or local Walmart. Always
wearing Camo of some
sort, just in case he has
to go into battle.
How to deal with one?
WARNING: Handle with
care, he or she is probobly
packing heat and has a
"hair trigger" attitude when
you mention his "savior"
Donald Trump.
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This zombie is more common than you might think! It could be a
loved one or co worker. Look for signs such as them spending the
weekend camping ( Translation - I was at Militia training). Best
keep your distance and put space between you and them.
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Chapter 1
Trump Zombies don't eat brains,
they just refuse to use theirs.