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DIGITAL DAYS<br />

Concerts, hug machines,<br />

Chelsea Manning clones...<br />

CTM and Transmediale<br />

are back. — p.26<br />

POLITICS REPORTAGE ZEITGEIST ART MUSIC FILM STAGE<br />

Forget going vegan! If you really want to save the planet, stop<br />

flying and hit the tracks. Environmentalists, German railway nerds<br />

and Deutsche Bahn rivals are already on board. — p.6-25<br />

BVG EXPOSED<br />

What’s beneath the Berlin transit<br />

company’s cool new image?<br />

Underpaid drivers, corrupt<br />

controllers and stepped-up<br />

surveillance. — p.16-23<br />

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Spy on Me<br />

The nine-day focus attempts to track down the influence of digital culture and the power of<br />

analytical methods based on big data, including their political and economic consequences.<br />

The programme includes works of and with andcompany&Co., doublelucky productions, Houseclub<br />

and Friends, Peng! Collective, Timo Daum / Felix Maschewski / Anna-Verena Nosthoff a.o.<br />

17.–25.1. / HAU1, HAU2, HAU3<br />

➞ www.hebbel-am-ufer.de Picture: n e w f r o n t e a r s, 2017


CONTENTS<br />

<strong>Exberliner</strong> <strong>167</strong> – <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />

Special: Trains<br />

Regulars<br />

What’s On<br />

06<br />

Save the world: see it by rail!<br />

Why environmentally conscious<br />

Easyjetsetters should abandon the<br />

skies and hit the tracks<br />

08<br />

Locomore’s bumpy ride<br />

The birth, death and resurrection of<br />

a Deutsche Bahn alternative<br />

10<br />

Trains on the brain<br />

Trainspotters, collectors and steam<br />

train enthusiasts tell us about<br />

their obsessions<br />

13<br />

Railway romance never rusts<br />

Eisenbahn-Romantik remains the<br />

number-one train show in the world,<br />

even without its host<br />

14<br />

How German trains saved Jewish kids<br />

One Kindertransport refugee<br />

tells her story<br />

16<br />

Confessions of an U-Bahn driver<br />

An anonymous BVG employee<br />

on why “Weil wir dich<br />

lieben” is a lie<br />

18<br />

Controllers out of control<br />

With corruption and assault rampant,<br />

who’s keeping Berlin’s ticket<br />

checkers in line?<br />

21<br />

Underground love<br />

Can the BVG help you find your<br />

U-Bahn crush?<br />

22<br />

Moving you, watching you<br />

Surveillance, police presence and<br />

facial recognition are being stepped<br />

up in our transit stations<br />

24<br />

Endstation Grunewald<br />

The Gleis 17 memorial turns 20<br />

03<br />

Konrad Werner<br />

The best lack all conviction<br />

04<br />

Best of Berlin<br />

New Year’s resolution edition<br />

50<br />

Berlin bites<br />

Upscale Italian from a Russian celeb<br />

chef and a fake meat taste test<br />

52<br />

Save Berlin<br />

Dan Borden on heartless<br />

Hauptbahnhof<br />

53<br />

The Gay Berliner<br />

The end of toilet sex?<br />

53<br />

New comic!<br />

Introducing Instabunnies<br />

26<br />

Time to transcend<br />

A Transmediale/CTM preview<br />

28 .............................. Film<br />

32 ........................... Music<br />

37 ............................. Stage<br />

40 ................................ Art<br />

44<br />

Events calendar<br />

46<br />

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Berlin’s most authentic French bistro<br />

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POLITICS REPORTAGE ZEITGEIST ART MUSIC FILM STAGE<br />

Forget going vegan! If you really want to save the planet, stop<br />

flying and hit the tracks. Environmentalists, German railway nerds<br />

and Deutsche Bahn rivals are already on board. — p.6-25<br />

€3.90 JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

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DIGITAL DAYS<br />

Concerts, hug-machines,<br />

Chelsea Manning clones .<br />

CTM and Transmediale<br />

are back. — p.26<br />

BVG EXPOSED<br />

What’s beneath the Berlin transit<br />

company’s cool new image?<br />

Underpaid drivers, corrupt<br />

controllers and stepped-up<br />

surveillance. — p.16-23<br />

COLUMN— Political Notebook<br />

Editor-in-chief<br />

Nadja Vancauwenberghe<br />

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Deputy editor<br />

Rachel Glassberg<br />

Web editor<br />

Walter Crasshole<br />

Film<br />

Paul O’Callaghan<br />

Art director<br />

Stuart Bell<br />

Cover illustration by Agata Sasiuk<br />

Publishers<br />

Maurice Frank<br />

Nadja Vancauwenberghe<br />

Ioana Veleanu<br />

Editorial<br />

Design<br />

Music<br />

Michael Hoh<br />

Art<br />

Sarrita Hunn<br />

Stage<br />

Daniel Mufson<br />

Food<br />

Françoise Poilâne<br />

Graphic design<br />

Louise Yau<br />

This month’s contributors<br />

Graham Anderson, Jenny Browne, Cameron Cook,<br />

Alexander Durie, Emmanuelle François, Aske Hald<br />

Knudstrup, Amy Leonard, David Mouriquand,<br />

Sandra Sarala, Jane Silver, Zhuo-Ning Su, Thomas<br />

Wintle. Photography: Pavel Mezihorák, Christian<br />

Vagt. Illustration: Agata Sasiuk.<br />

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The best lack all conviction<br />

Konrad Werner explains German politics.<br />

This month: Why doesn’t anyone want power anymore?<br />

German politicians don’t seem to be<br />

power-obsessed junkies anymore.<br />

They still have that haunted look<br />

about them, but they don’t seem to be<br />

the usual shifty fiends who dissemble and<br />

destroy and embarrass each other just<br />

for the possibility of an arousing public<br />

office. Wielding power is supposed to be<br />

the whole point of their careers, but things<br />

are different now. German politicians are<br />

spurning power like it’s a toxic magnetic<br />

field. On the night of the election, September<br />

24, a dejected Martin Schulz – the<br />

Social Democratic Party<br />

leader who had just given his<br />

party its worst election result<br />

ever – declared that the SPD<br />

would definitely, absolutely<br />

go into opposition this time.<br />

Everyone agreed that this<br />

was the right thing to do. The<br />

SPD had been in a parasitic<br />

relationship with Angela<br />

Merkel for four years, where<br />

she took the credit for all the<br />

good, vaguely social ideas they had. The SPD<br />

needed time alone to gather its thoughts and<br />

reconceive its life.<br />

But then Merkel’s negotiations for a new<br />

coalition with the Free Democratic Party<br />

and the Greens failed. The FDP leader<br />

Christian Lindner kept shifting the goals,<br />

sabotaging the talks with wilful, craven<br />

policy-free politics. He never wanted to be<br />

in power in the first place – he was truly<br />

surprised by the success of his shallow<br />

election campaign, expecting to drive another<br />

tired Merkel government before him<br />

for four years until dispatching her with a<br />

neo-liberal coup in cooperation with a farright<br />

CDU at the next election.<br />

Now he’s got his wish. The SPD has been<br />

guilt-tripped into assuming power one more<br />

time by entering coalition talks. After all,<br />

someone has got to run the country.<br />

And then there’s Merkel, whose era is<br />

obviously in its winter now, and who looks<br />

weary of the crown. She probably would’ve<br />

readily given up earlier this year, if only<br />

there had been a viable CDU leader to take<br />

her place. But no, she was too successful for<br />

that, having ably neutered all her party rivals<br />

and established herself as an<br />

alternative-free option.<br />

Why are we in this situation?<br />

Why does political power no longer<br />

have a hold over those who<br />

live their lives for it? It could just<br />

be the world’s apocalyptic mood,<br />

I suppose. Trump, Erdogan,<br />

Putin, Orban, Brexit, ISIS – all of<br />

them represent the love of death<br />

at the heart of fascism, and the<br />

vaguely decent, passive people<br />

like Merkel (“The best lack all conviction,<br />

while the worst are full of passionate intensity”)<br />

no longer see the point of trying. It’s a<br />

global fuck-it. A depression.<br />

Or it could be because we’ve all decided<br />

we’d rather be critics than artists. The success<br />

of the AfD shows that the best way to<br />

become popular is to undermine and resist<br />

the need to manage the government in any<br />

way at all. Opposition is the new centre<br />

of power. Social media outrage has shown<br />

that it’s easier to steer the government<br />

from the outside. Best to just get angry<br />

rather than offer a solution. ■


BEST OF BERLIN — <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />

NEW YEAR’S<br />

RESOLUTION<br />

EDITION<br />

Bar<br />

CLASS UP YOUR<br />

NIGHT OUT<br />

You’ve got a pair of 10cm stiletto heels<br />

gathering dust in your closet? Feeling that<br />

a little opulence could erase those winter<br />

blues? Take a ride all the way to the moneyed<br />

‘burb of Grunewald, where the tits get bigger<br />

and the Drakkar gets Noir-er, and treat yourself<br />

to a grand evening worthy of the gentlemen’s<br />

lifestyle brand from which the GQ Bar gets its<br />

name. Opened last month inside the luxurious<br />

Patrick Hellman Schlosshotel, the man-mag’s<br />

first outpost in western Europe (there’s already<br />

one in Dubai, of course) features Twin Peaks-ish<br />

black-and-white zigzag walls, a €27 Wagyu beef<br />

burger and leather-gloved bartenders shaking up<br />

fancy cocktails. “Normal” Berliners might feel<br />

out of place, but honestly, instead of paying €14<br />

for that craft Manhattan at some shabby-ass dive<br />

in Kreuzberg or Mitte, why not sip it on a cosy<br />

sofa in front of a fireplace whilst surrounded by<br />

Botoxed Russians, leatherfaced fashion CEOs and<br />

both founding members of German country-rock<br />

band The BossHoss? And if you happen to hit<br />

it off with a fellow patron, the €1600/night Karl<br />

Lagerfeld suite awaits upstairs... — AJ<br />

Brahmsstr. 10, Grunewald, daily 12-3<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

Gardening<br />

SPARE YOUR SUCCULENTS<br />

FROM A LIFE OF MISERY<br />

You can’t help it: you’ve got a black<br />

thumb. Every plant you’ve tried<br />

to keep in your house has ended<br />

up parched or drowned, limp or brownleaved.<br />

Well, not this year. And Monika<br />

Kalinowska – a Polish former journalist<br />

who left Russian video site Ruptly<br />

to become a crafty weaver and exotic<br />

plant connoisseur – is here to help. With<br />

her seventh How NOT to Kill Your Plant<br />

workshop, the 30-year-old will teach you<br />

everything about watering, repotting or<br />

propagating that sagging Dracaena in the<br />

corner of your living room (it’s probably<br />

too close to a radiator). Advice varies<br />

from where best to locate your potted<br />

pal to which ingredients you’ll need for<br />

perfect soil, along with instructions on<br />

how to perform emergency CPR on your<br />

drowning plant and a few nifty factoids<br />

(did you know snake plants are so<br />

good at purifying the air that they help<br />

prevent migraines?). Each one-hour,<br />

20-capacity English-language session<br />

costs €20, but you get a free cactus to<br />

take home – and if you manage not to<br />

kill that one, you can sign up for Kalinowska’s<br />

Plant Circle Box subscription<br />

service (€27/month) to receive regular<br />

“surprise plant packages” by post. — JB<br />

Next workshop Jan 27, 18:00, Prenzlauer<br />

Studio/Kunst Kollektiv, Prenzlauer Berg, more<br />

details at plantcircle.co<br />

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Dairy-free<br />

GO VEGAN,<br />

MAKE YOUR<br />

OWN CHEESE<br />

BEST OF BERLIN — <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />

You’ve been phasing out animal<br />

products, but there’s one<br />

deliciously melty obstacle<br />

blocking your path to full-on veganhood:<br />

cheese. If the plastic-tasting<br />

alternatives sold in supermarkets<br />

aren’t cutting it, head to Anderson<br />

Santos’ new vegan deli Kojiterie for<br />

one of his Cashewbert workshops.<br />

Who is Anderson Santos? “He’s the<br />

vegan cheese master of Europe, maybe<br />

even the world,” affirms a recent workshop attendee who has his own vegan cheese store in<br />

southeastern France and – like another vegan expert hailing from Israel – has travelled all<br />

the way here to learn from the Brazilian chef and part-time computer programmer. As you<br />

might have guessed, this is pretty geeky stuff. If you’re not prepared to take copious notes<br />

on the proper ratio of koji amazake culture to nut milk, go home and save yourself the €65<br />

workshop fee. But those with due diligence will be rewarded with an exhaustive guide to<br />

creating creamy, funky dairy-free Camembert, blue cheese and Gouda, pre-made versions<br />

of which can be sampled at the end of the workshop. At which point you can take home one<br />

of Santos’ cheesemaking kits (€54.90, sold separately) and go to town. — AD<br />

Next workshop Jan 20, 15:00, Hohenstaufenstr. 39, Schöneberg<br />

Alexander Durie<br />

It will<br />

all be<br />

yours<br />

…*<br />

Theatre with English surtitles<br />

»Richard III«<br />

by William Shakespeare<br />

Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 1<br />

Franziska Krug<br />

Spinning<br />

FIND YOUR WILLPOWER<br />

You thought a €25/month John Reed<br />

membership would be enough to get<br />

you moving? Please. To actually bust<br />

that flab, you need serious motivation – and<br />

you’ll find it at Ride Berlin, the German<br />

answer to the US’ Soulcycle franchise. As of<br />

November, they have two studios in town<br />

where groups of 10-15 Berliners, ranging from<br />

high school students to business managers,<br />

can get one of this city’s most intensive “fullbody<br />

cycling” workouts. Don’t be fooled by<br />

the Zen-like candle-light atmosphere: you’ll<br />

soon be drenched in sweat, attempting to do<br />

push-ups on your stationary bike while pedalling<br />

to the beat of The White Stripes’ “Seven<br />

Nation Army” and Pitbull’s “I Know You<br />

Want Me”, under the rewarding encouragement<br />

of the trainers. It’s easy to get addicted<br />

to the constant shouts of “Amazing job!”, not<br />

to mention the luxurious facilities (spotless<br />

dressing rooms, great showers with free<br />

products and fluffy towels). Starting a habit<br />

of it, however, might mean cutting down<br />

on flat whites and concert tickets: after the<br />

introductory offer of €26 for two 50-minute<br />

classes, it’s €120 for five or €400 for a package<br />

deal of 20. But if you’re the type who<br />

won’t stick to your resolutions unless there’s<br />

serious money riding on them, it might just<br />

be a worthwhile investment. — AHK<br />

Schützenstr. 70, Mitte; Lietzenburger Str. 86,<br />

Charlottenburg, see schedule at www.rideberlin.com<br />

»Professor Bernhardi«<br />

by Arthur Schnitzler<br />

Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 4 and 6<br />

»Hamlet«<br />

by William Shakespeare<br />

Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 8<br />

* »Beware of Pity«<br />

by Stefan Zweig<br />

Direction: Simon McBurney<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 15<br />

»LENIN«<br />

by Milo Rau & Ensemble<br />

Direction: Milo Rau<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 20 and 21<br />

»der die mann«<br />

after texts by Konrad Bayer<br />

Direction and Set Design:<br />

Herbert Fritsch<br />

On <strong>January</strong> 26 and 27<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

5<br />

Tickets: 030 890023 www.schaubuehne.de


TRAINS<br />

GREEN TRAVEL<br />

You eat only vegan food, bike everywhere and refuse to buy plastic bottles – so<br />

why are you still flying low-cost airlines all around Europe? Sandra Sarala tells us<br />

why the EasyJetset should choo-choo-choose more sustainable transportation.<br />

everal mornings per week, my<br />

travel-lust gets multiple teases<br />

from airlines in email form: a<br />

“Last chance to earn miles easily”,<br />

another invitation to “Book a flight now for<br />

autumn <strong>2018</strong>”. I sip my organic fair trade<br />

coffee and glower back at the computer<br />

screen glowing with renewables-powered<br />

electricity, reflecting on glyphosate’s license<br />

renewal, Dieselgate, Anthropocene extinction,<br />

and the starving polar bears who prove<br />

that allowing a two-degree temperature rise<br />

is already 1.5 degrees too many.<br />

The 21st century is stressful, dammit! I<br />

practice permaculture, 95 percent of the<br />

food in my cupboards is vegan and winter is<br />

long and hard. Surely I deserve a trip in the<br />

sun... but not like this. Deleting the shameful<br />

evidence of frequent flyer history from my<br />

inbox, I resolve to take the train instead.<br />

UNFAIR COMPETITION<br />

It’s never been easier or cheaper to take<br />

to the skies than it is right now. Discount<br />

giants like Ryanair and EasyJet keep on<br />

opening new hubs across Europe; the latter<br />

just took over AirBerlin’s routes between<br />

Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich and Stuttgart. New<br />

players like Air France subsidiary Joon and<br />

Iceland’s Wow Air keep sprouting up. It’s no<br />

wonder the number of passengers flying out<br />

of Berlin has nearly doubled in the past 10<br />

years, from 16,846,469 <strong>January</strong>-October 2007<br />

to 28,902,991 for the same period in 2017.<br />

All those discounters are buoyed by the<br />

1992 liberalisation of the airline system.<br />

This allowed airlines to drop prices via<br />

complex pricing structures which fluctuate<br />

with demand; use small airports with lower<br />

landing fees; and offer lower levels of service<br />

and worse employee conditions. What’s<br />

more: until very recently, planes weren’t<br />

paying enough fuel tax. With lofty WWII<br />

end-game ideals of creating world peace and<br />

friendship, 1944’s “Chicago” Convention on<br />

TAKE EASYJET’S NEW FLIGHT<br />

TO MUNICH AND YOU,<br />

PASSENGER, ARE RESPONSI-<br />

BLE FOR EMITTING 39.7 KILOS<br />

OF CARBON DIOXIDE.<br />

International Civil Aviation gave massive tax<br />

breaks to airlines. It was only in 2012 that<br />

the European Union’s ‘cap and trade’ carbon<br />

emissions trading system (ETS) enabled fuel<br />

taxation, and then only for airlines within<br />

the European Economic Area (the EU plus<br />

Norway, Iceland, and Liechtenstein).<br />

But cheap flights come at a high cost to the<br />

environment. According to the International<br />

Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO), aviation<br />

is currently responsible for 2.1 percent<br />

of global CO2 emissions. Take EasyJet’s new<br />

flight to Munich at 78.62g/km and you, passenger,<br />

are responsible for emitting 39.7 kilos<br />

of carbon dioxide (see chart). On Deutsche<br />

Bahn’s speedy new ICE route to the same<br />

city, your figure would be around 4.6 kilos.<br />

And the good news is that according to<br />

Christoph Lerche, Deutsche Bahn’s European<br />

Head of Transport Policy, “All long-distance<br />

journeys on ICE, IC and EC trains will operate<br />

100 percent with renewable energy as of the<br />

beginning of <strong>2018</strong>.” DB’s renewable sources<br />

are mainly hydro and wind energy, mostly<br />

from external suppliers, often in long-term<br />

contracts. The company’s total renewable energy<br />

proportion for long-, middle- and shortdistance<br />

trains stood at 42 percent in 2016,<br />

targeting 70 percent by 2030 and aiming for<br />

CO2-free by 2050 at the latest. Already ahead<br />

of earlier-set targets, they claim to be “leading<br />

the energy transition in the transport sector”.<br />

“Rail doesn’t emit that much, especially with<br />

electric, which has no emissions except from<br />

where they buy the power from,” confirms<br />

economist Gian Carlo Scarsi, a former Head<br />

of Regulatory Economics who ran comparative<br />

efficiency benchmark analyses for the<br />

UK’s Network Rail. “But airlines have a huge<br />

advantage as opposed to rail. The sky is<br />

‘free’, they’re not paying enough for the pollution<br />

generated, they have no infrastructure<br />

charges such as for rail and other vehicles.<br />

Lerche can only agree. “It’s more challenging<br />

for rail to offer better fares than other<br />

modes of transport. And those inequal conditions<br />

also include ‘regular’ taxes. Whereas<br />

international flights are exempted from<br />

value-added tax, the full tax applies to longdistance<br />

rail journeys.” The surcharges paid<br />

by Deutsche Bahn according to Germany’s<br />

Renewable Energy Sources Act were over<br />

€150 million in 2017, four times more than<br />

2012. “Rail is burdened by energy taxes and<br />

the emission trading scheme.”<br />

THE DIRTY TRUTH<br />

Of course, it’s not just planes that railroads<br />

have to compete with these days – it’s cars<br />

and buses, as well. Flixbus might take twice<br />

as long to get you to Munich as Deutsche<br />

Bahn, but it’ll get you there for less than a<br />

third of the price. But here, too, the earth is<br />

paying: according to the most recent EEA<br />

figures, CO2 emissions for road passengers<br />

are nearly four times those of rails.<br />

All railway companies pay distance-based<br />

charges in the EU. Not so for road vehicles.<br />

The Brussels-based Community of European<br />

Railway and Infrastructure Companies<br />

(the CER, comprising 76 Europe-associated<br />

rail bodies), lobbies for fairer competitive<br />

conditions for rail. CER and European Commission<br />

figures show tolls and time-based<br />

charges are currently only applied to trucks<br />

on 20-25 percent of Europe’s network,<br />

even less for passenger transport. To even<br />

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EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


TRAINS<br />

SCENIC ROUTES<br />

Munich-Trento<br />

(en route Berlin-Venice)<br />

Pastureland, dark forest, rivers<br />

cutting through and cliffs<br />

reaching for the sky, as your<br />

train climbs and descends<br />

the dramatic Brenner Pass. In<br />

warmer months, a chance to<br />

see the Achenseebahn steam<br />

engines in action at Jenbach.<br />

Truly spectacular.<br />

Dresden-Decin<br />

(en route Berlin-Prague)<br />

The Elbe Valley Railway stretch<br />

follows the Elbe River. The train’s<br />

dining car is highly recommended<br />

to enjoy the valley’s<br />

picturesque, wooded waterway,<br />

its rock formations occasionally<br />

studded by historical towers.<br />

Freiburg-Konstanz (en<br />

route through fairytale lands)<br />

Otherworldly and meditative<br />

after a good snowfall, when passage<br />

through the Black Forest<br />

reduces everything simply to<br />

black and white.<br />

Herbert Ortner CC BY 2.5<br />

the playing field, the CER proposes legislative<br />

changes such as mandatory distance-based<br />

charges on all major roads, changes they say<br />

would benefit citizens and the environment.<br />

We certainly see politicians dragging their<br />

heels. Consider the Merkel government’s<br />

failure to address Dieselgate or limit diesel<br />

vehicle use in cities. Given the burgeoning<br />

budget airline industry’s continuing “success”<br />

at pushing a false economy, and the airline<br />

lobby’s power, the ICAO’s October 2016 agreement<br />

to set airlines’ carbon emissions in the<br />

year 2020 as the upper limit of what carriers<br />

are allowed to discharge may prove a pipedream.<br />

Given the slow-motion machinations<br />

of crony democracy, if we want to save our<br />

under-stress world, we must play our part.<br />

CREATIVE SAVINGS<br />

For Berlin’s “poor but sexy” creative set – me<br />

included – rail might appear pricey. Nevertheless,<br />

when planning a “performance and permaculture”<br />

tour of Italy, France and Amsterdam<br />

last September, the train was my first and only<br />

option. Declaring my interest, I was privileged<br />

to receive a journalist Interrail pass for that<br />

month on the tracks. But even at my own expense,<br />

when I had to take another work trip in<br />

November, trains were again the choice.<br />

One month ahead I booked Berlin-Marseilles<br />

return, without discount card, for €150: perhaps<br />

a tad more than cut-price airlines, but not that<br />

much more. I took four free pieces of luggage,<br />

enjoyed legroom, used onboard power and nearcontinuous<br />

wi-fi to work. For that 2400km highspeed<br />

TGV and ICE return trip, my passenger<br />

CO2 emissions were 36.8 kg (SNCF, France’s<br />

national state-owned rail company, prints emissions<br />

on travellers’ tickets). For the same trip by<br />

ARE LOW-COST FLIGHTS REALLY WORTH IT?<br />

How cost- and time-effective is it to take the plane versus the train,<br />

and how much is it costing the Earth? We compared the two.<br />

Destination Transport Mode Transit Time 1 CO 2<br />

kg 2 Fare 3<br />

Munich Train 4:32 4.6 €37.50<br />

Plane (Tegel) 4:15 39.7 €57<br />

Frankfurt am Main Train 4:16 3.5 €19.90<br />

Plane (Tegel) 3:30 33.3 €57<br />

Paris Train 10:16 9.8 €68.90<br />

Plane (Schönefeld) 4:40 69.06 €41<br />

Venice Train 11:40 23.5 €59.90<br />

Plane (Schönefeld) 4:10 62.27 €31<br />

1) From city centre to city centre, including 90 minutes at airport. 2) Estimated from Easyjet’s average figures<br />

(for Airbus A320-200 fleet, also used by Joon) and Deutsche Bahn calculator, not including airport transfers.<br />

3) Baseline fares for Deutsche Bahn, EasyJet and Joon as researched in December for travel in <strong>January</strong>, not<br />

including airport transfers or checked luggage.<br />

plane, EasyJet calculates 194.5 kg. No argument.<br />

The evidence I’ve seen across Europe is that<br />

trains are usually pretty full; I’m definitely not<br />

alone in my choice. Deutsche Bahn spokesperson<br />

said travellers increased from 131.9 million<br />

to 138.4 million between 2015 and 2016. At the<br />

end of 2017 they were already seeing a 10 percent<br />

rise in bookings for a few months ahead.<br />

Jumping on the bandwagon, so to speak, is a<br />

rising trend. And people booking ahead secure<br />

the best Sparpreis fares.<br />

For passengers loaded with luggage – like<br />

musicians – trains are often the best option<br />

compared to Flixbus (which charges for guitars)<br />

and Ryanair (which makes passengers check or<br />

buy an extra ticket for large instruments). Local<br />

performer Karla Hajman, aka Stereochemistry,<br />

says, “Trains are my main means of transport. I<br />

tried touring by car one year, never again!” She<br />

has a BahnCard 25, a card that gives travellers a<br />

25 percent discount on all trips for €62/year, as<br />

well as Trenitalia’s CartaFRECCIA for her trips<br />

to Italy. “It’s dirt cheap compared to Germany,<br />

and you get larger discounts for longer rides.”<br />

Agreed overall train positives: comfort, speed,<br />

price, reading, relaxation, the rocking motion,<br />

looking out big windows. Singer and comedian<br />

Tim Whelan, here seven years and a self-confessed<br />

“massive train nerd”, holds a BahnCard 50<br />

(50 percent off regular fares and 25 percent off<br />

Sparpreise for €515/year) and puts his estimated<br />

savings in the thousands of euros. “The 50 is<br />

especially great for short-term/last-minute plans,<br />

while the 25 is ideal for long-term planning.”<br />

Whelan hates “airports – horrible places – you’re<br />

sat there like freight, it’s about the necessity of<br />

getting there. With trains, the pleasure of the<br />

trip is part of the experience. And for work trips,<br />

it’s all tax-deductible!” Not to mention that for<br />

families with children under 15, who travel on<br />

the train for free when accompanied by a parent<br />

or grandparent, the savings can be astronomical.<br />

Sadly, savings or no savings, when it comes to<br />

visiting my family in the Antipodes, trains just<br />

aren’t an option. To offset my carbon footprint,<br />

I’ve planted countless trees in multiple countries.<br />

But that seems hypocritical for a Berlindwelling<br />

New Zealander with an elderly mother.<br />

Environmentalist George Monbiot recently<br />

wrote that he limited flying to once every three<br />

years. By example, he punctured the cabin of my<br />

well-meaning tree-planting. That flight fuel oil<br />

is always better left in the ground, plus there’s<br />

no guarantee those trees will reach maturity.<br />

I’ll keep planting, but future escapes from<br />

Berlin will be by train, flights limited to familial<br />

“love-miles” only. Naturally, I’m also investigating<br />

how to do that trip sustainably overland,<br />

because I’d like us all to live out our lives in a<br />

bio-diverse world that doesn’t resemble Blade<br />

Runner 2049’s lifeless dustbowl. And because<br />

basically, the cheapest thing about günstige<br />

Angebote is that flying sells us all short, while rail<br />

travel keeps us on track for a future. ■<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong> 7


TRAINS<br />

INDIE RAIL<br />

Locomore’s<br />

bumpy ride<br />

It was the David to Deutsche<br />

Bahn’s Goliath: a vintage train<br />

that could get you from Berlin<br />

to Stuttgart for €22 with free<br />

wi-fi and organic food. But it<br />

went bankrupt in less than half<br />

a year. Now, Locomore has<br />

been resurrected. But who’s<br />

behind the wheel? By Jenny Browne<br />

As the 14:28 departs Lichtenberg, a<br />

voice rolls over the tannoy welcoming<br />

everyone onboard Wagen 1819.<br />

The passenger carriage is a Bmz Interregio<br />

number from the 1980s, with vintage feel<br />

still intact and a garish, Wes Anderson-esque<br />

orange-and-red interior. Kids play around<br />

with the wooden train set in the Familienabteil<br />

(family section) as their parents connect<br />

to the onboard wi-fi. At the bistro, a friendly<br />

employee proffers organic, vegan snacks and<br />

€2.30 fair-trade coffee, while posters in the<br />

hall proclaim this train is running on 100 percent<br />

renewable energy. If all goes well, Wagen<br />

1819 will pull into Stuttgart in seven hours,<br />

hitting 13 stops along the way including Hanover<br />

and Frankfurt. The price? Under €40.<br />

This feels like what German entrepreneur<br />

Derek Ladewig had in mind when he started<br />

Locomore, his long-in-the-making crowdfunded<br />

“green alternative” to Deutsche<br />

Bahn, in December 2016. But this isn’t his<br />

train. In fact, it’s run by Czech rail company<br />

Leo Express in conjunction with bus<br />

giant Flixbus. Ladewig is still on board as a<br />

manager, but the open-access operator (the<br />

term for a train company that purchases<br />

individual slots on a railway system, instead<br />

of franchising like the national companies)<br />

he founded just a year ago is no more.<br />

Deutsche Bahn controls over 99 percent<br />

of long distance rail travel in Germany;<br />

since the country’s rail system was liberalised<br />

in 1994, barely any companies have<br />

tried to disrupt that monopoly. Because<br />

rail infrastructure costs are so high (the<br />

Infrastrukturnutzungsentgelte, or “track access<br />

charge”, is around €5-7 per kilometre),<br />

it’s difficult for smaller companies to turn a<br />

profit, especially when long-distance buses<br />

are so inexpensive to run. The country’s<br />

first private rail company, Interconnex,<br />

was started by the Transdev corporation<br />

in 2002 and ran between Leipzig, Berlin<br />

and Rostock for 12 years, but folded in 2014<br />

after failing to rival bus prices. Another,<br />

the Vogtland-Express between Berlin and<br />

Plauen, ran between 2005 and 2012 before<br />

being replaced by a bus fleet.<br />

Ladewig, a former political scientist and<br />

transit consultant to the Bundestag, thought<br />

he had the answer when he founded Locomore<br />

GmbH in 2007: stick to one route, and<br />

choose it wisely. After initially being part of<br />

the founding team of the Hamburg-Cologne<br />

Express (HKX), an open-access train line<br />

between the two western cities that finally<br />

launched in 2012, he decided to focus on<br />

the Berlin-Stuttgart route exclusively. After<br />

applying for permission to use the tracks<br />

and receiving approval, his company signed<br />

the contract with DB Netz, Deutsche Bahn’s<br />

subsidiary in charge of managing infrastructure.<br />

The eight carriages, refurbished in Bucharest,<br />

were rented to Locomore by leasing<br />

company SRI Rail Invest GmbH.<br />

After raising over €460,000 in crowdfunding<br />

on Startnext, Locomore hit the<br />

“We don’t consider ourselves<br />

as rivals to Deutsche<br />

Bahn,” Flixbus says of<br />

their takeover. “We both<br />

have the same goals:<br />

reducing car traffic and<br />

increasing mobility.”<br />

Matthias Manske<br />

8<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


TRAINS<br />

Glaube<br />

Liebe<br />

Hoffnung<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

A young Locomore rider plays with the wooden train set in the “Familienabteil”.<br />

rails at the end of 2016. But despite transporting<br />

70,000 passengers in five months, the earned<br />

revenue didn’t hit Locomore’s targets. The crowdfunding<br />

capital dried up. Shortly after launching,<br />

Locomore’s original schedule of seven weekly<br />

roundtrips between Berlin and Stuttgart was cut<br />

down to just four, to address “infancy problems”.<br />

It didn’t help. Ladewig’s company filed for bankruptcy<br />

in May 2017.<br />

Today, Locomore seeks loftier heights. It relaunched<br />

last August after lengthy sales negotiations,<br />

mixing the railway muscle of Leo Express with the<br />

ticket sales expertise of Flixbus. The red-and-orange<br />

trains now ferry 420 passengers between Berlin<br />

and Stuttgart five days a week, Thursday through<br />

Monday. Customers who participated in Locomore’s<br />

crowdfunding campaign can still use the vouchers<br />

they received for the new service, and even a<br />

few employees remain from the early days – one of<br />

whom, a crew member named Christian, says his job<br />

feels “very much the same as before”. Ladewig is now<br />

employed by Leo Express, and insists that the Czech<br />

company and Flixbus field all press questions.<br />

“We don’t consider ourselves as rivals to Deutsche<br />

Bahn,” Flixbus spokesperson Martin Mangiapia<br />

says of their sales takeover. “We both have the same<br />

goals: reducing car traffic and increasing mobility.”<br />

Leo Express already had their eye on the German<br />

rails, and Flixbus can now add another train to its<br />

‘intermodal concept’, which already includes pairings<br />

with private rail company Westbahn in Austria, ferry<br />

partners GNV in Italy, and Scandlines in Scandinavia.<br />

Not everything is the same since the takeover.<br />

For one, those posters telling you “You’re riding<br />

with renewable energy” aren’t exactly telling the<br />

truth. Mangiapia explains that since Leo’s takeover,<br />

Locomore cut off the deal with Dusseldorf’s Naturstrom<br />

AG, and are now running on regular electricity<br />

again. According to their fact sheet, Flixbus’ big<br />

vision is “smart and green mobility for everyone to<br />

experience the world”, and Ladewig’s original goal<br />

was minimising pollution by taking people out of<br />

their cars; you feel a little cheated to say the least.<br />

Both Leo and Flixbus’ spokespeople make it clear<br />

that, of course, they would prefer renewable energy,<br />

but the question is when will it happen? “This<br />

could be a topic for the future, but it’s been pushed<br />

back as we wanted to take care of the smooth running<br />

of the trains first,” says a speculative Mangiapia.<br />

“But we’re planning to switch back soon...” In<br />

the meantime, those misleading Ökostrom posters<br />

need to be pulled down sharpish.<br />

Actually booking your trip is another issue: despite<br />

Flixbus’ huge online marketing presence and<br />

user-friendly app, there’s no way to search only for<br />

Locomore trips. Unless you already know the route,<br />

you’ll be trawling through lists of bus times for<br />

hours. “People look for a connection, not a means<br />

of transportation,” Mangiapia says, but this doesn’t<br />

make sense for a company looking to boost passenger<br />

numbers. The lack of Locomore branding<br />

anywhere online shows that they have a long way<br />

to go. Flixbus’ focus is so geared to their buses that<br />

their new train service feels like an afterthought. The<br />

same goes for the Hamburg-Cologne-Express, which<br />

stopped running in October until Flixbus swooped<br />

in to take over sales duties last Christmas.<br />

It’s a long way to go for Locomore, and it’s one<br />

mean feat to square up to a company that can easily<br />

run 40,000 trains per day, but they’ve got some things<br />

right. The toilets are immaculate (almost on par with<br />

the spaceship-feel gleam of the ICE), and there are<br />

two separate bike storage zones, no reserved seats,<br />

and no class divides. Passengers also seem content<br />

with moving at slower speeds (200kph) for a cheaper<br />

ticket. Short-distance prices start at €5, long-distance<br />

from €9.90. Booking around three weeks in advance,<br />

the same route with Deutsche Bahn would<br />

set you back €79.90 for a Sparpreis ticket (5.4 hours<br />

travel time), in comparison to Locomore’s €39 (7.02<br />

hours). A bargain, as long as you’re not travelling<br />

with kids. Unlike Deutsche Bahn, Locomore doesn’t<br />

provide children under 15 with a free ride.<br />

But for the company’s young, trendy target demographic,<br />

the extra hour and a half of travel time is<br />

worth the savings – point proven by the 70,000 tickets<br />

sold since the relaunch. Not bad for a four-and-ahalf<br />

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TRAINS<br />

OBSESSIONS<br />

Trains on<br />

the brain<br />

Cameron Cook enters the<br />

wide-eyed world of German<br />

trainspotters, steam train drivers<br />

and model train collectors.<br />

Like most people I know, I don’t think<br />

about trains that often. They’re a utilitarian<br />

public transport option, a way<br />

to get from here to there. I don’t get excited<br />

when boarding an ICE or stepping onto the<br />

S-Bahn during a morning commute. But there<br />

are thousands and thousands of people in this<br />

country who do. To Germany’s train enthusiasts,<br />

the Deutsche Bahn is not a source of<br />

maddening commuter delays – it’s a symbol<br />

of national pride, ingenuity and technical<br />

prowess. For them, merely glimpsing<br />

a certain type of train as it speeds<br />

by their station can be the highlight<br />

of their week. Some of them collect<br />

hundreds of model trains, some learn<br />

about European train history, some go<br />

on international trainspotting holidays,<br />

and some even enter the railway profession,<br />

if they can realise their passion<br />

early enough. And as it turns out, many<br />

of them are right here in Berlin.<br />

TRAIN-ING DAYS<br />

My clued-in friends told me that if<br />

I was looking for a train nerd, I had<br />

to meet Holger. A man in his early forties<br />

dressed casually in a blue hoodie and glasses,<br />

Holger Köhlert has worked for some iteration<br />

of the Deutsche Bahn for most of his career,<br />

and looks the part, with the quiet and studious<br />

air of someone who has spent a lifetime<br />

in the public sector. Born and raised in the<br />

East German region of Mecklenburg, he currently<br />

works as both a driver and teacher for<br />

the train company’s long-distance branch. I<br />

took the tram to our meeting from my station<br />

in Wedding, and when I mention this<br />

to Holger, he tells me that trams are how his<br />

obsession with public transport began.<br />

“I love old tram cars,” he says, trying<br />

to keep his bushy mustache out of the<br />

foam in his Milchkaffee. “When I was a kid<br />

I would take the tram to visit my dad at<br />

work. This particular line worked with very,<br />

very old tram cars, from the 1920s.” This, I<br />

later realise, is a common thread with train<br />

enthusiasts – it’s not just about the trains<br />

“If I ask them how many locomotives<br />

they own, even if<br />

they have thousands, they’ll<br />

say, ‘Oh, about 80.’ They<br />

don’t want to tell others how<br />

many they actually have.”<br />

themselves, but the eras they’re from, the<br />

nostalgia they provoke. “I loved the open<br />

doors, how the driver stood and worked. Today,<br />

you have one tram driver who sits with a<br />

small joystick, but the old drivers had brakes,<br />

controls, everything, and they really gave it<br />

their all.” From trams, young Holger soon<br />

graduated to trains, as his mother regularly<br />

took him on trips to Leipzig when his father<br />

was working there. “For a long time, Leipzig<br />

Hauptbahnhof was the biggest train station<br />

in Germany. For a little boy, this huge building<br />

with its giant locomotives were completely<br />

impressive.” Noticing that their son<br />

had been bitten by the train bug, the whole<br />

family got on board. “My father bought a<br />

lot of railway and train books for me, and<br />

my grandfather bought me model railways –<br />

three different sets.”<br />

But it’s not until he visited a steam locomotive<br />

exhibition in his tweens that Holger<br />

fell for trainspotting: the practice of waiting<br />

near tracks or at stations for certain types of<br />

trains to pass by, photographing them, and<br />

thus “collecting” all the different models.<br />

Berlin has an especially prominent trainspotting<br />

scene – these days, there are even Instagram<br />

accounts like @trainsberlin that scour<br />

the outskirts of the city for the best spots.<br />

Holger’s first time was decidedly more lo-fi.<br />

“My first pictures were horrible!”, he says,<br />

chuckling. “They were blurry shots of the train<br />

going by!” But he kept at it, and it was through<br />

this hobby that he eventually entered the professional<br />

railway industry. “Through trainspotting,<br />

I got involved with a tram enthusiast club<br />

where I could actually work on trams and train<br />

engines. By that time, I had decided I wanted<br />

to be a train driver, but my mom thought it<br />

was dangerous – that year, there had been a big<br />

accident near Berlin where a Soviet tank and<br />

a train collided. So the compromise was that I<br />

could go to the club’s workshop to learn to be<br />

a locomotive mechanic.”<br />

By the time he had passed the exams, the<br />

Wall had fallen. “So I’d started in the GDR,<br />

but became a driver in the new Germany.”<br />

Eventually he worked for the Bundesbahn, the<br />

federal German railway.<br />

If you’ve ever had an in-depth discussion<br />

with someone who has a favourite train<br />

model (Holger’s is the East German-manufactured<br />

Class 228 engine locomotive, by the<br />

way), the amount of historical, technical and<br />

colloquial knowledge they possess is truly as-<br />

10<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


TRAINS<br />

Michas Bahnhof in Charlottenburg sells a wide range of<br />

modern and antique model locomotives and wagons.<br />

tounding. Even though he doesn’t trainspot<br />

anymore, his love of trains has never faded –<br />

and he’s about to impart his passion to a new<br />

generation of railway professionals. Next<br />

year, Holger is moving back to Mecklenburg<br />

to teach train driving full-time for the infrastructure<br />

branch of the DB.<br />

A MODEL CITIZEN<br />

Compared to actually driving a train, model<br />

trains may seem like child’s play. But when I<br />

enter Michas Bahnhof in Charlottenburg, that<br />

idea disappears. Around for over 30 years,<br />

Berlin’s number one model train shop is full<br />

of serious-looking middle-aged men perusing<br />

the store’s narrow aisles, reading statistics<br />

printed on the back of boxes. The store isn’t<br />

small, but it still seems cozy, given that most<br />

available space is taken over by stacks and<br />

stacks of miniature locomotives and wagons.<br />

The store’s owner, Michael Dümchen, is<br />

himself middle-aged, with salt-and-pepper<br />

hair, wearing a blue and white striped buttondown<br />

shirt that may or may not intentionally<br />

recall a conductor’s uniform. He’s tinkering<br />

behind the counter, but when I walk in and<br />

we find a tight corner to chat, his eyes are<br />

attentive and bright. I assume the shop’s<br />

bustle has to do with the holiday season,<br />

but Michael assures me they’re pretty much<br />

this busy all year round. “When I started<br />

this business, Christmas was big, but now<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

the market has changed because children<br />

don’t play with trains as much anymore,” he<br />

explains. “These days, if someone starts collecting,<br />

they start when they’re 40 or 50. ”<br />

Surprisingly, Michael isn’t a hardcore model<br />

train fanatic himself. “Business-wise, it’s better<br />

if I have a little distance from the hobby.<br />

If you’re a collector, the best items go in your<br />

own collection, and the customers know that.<br />

And then they say, ‘Oh, I don’t go to Michael’s<br />

shop because I won’t get the best models,<br />

he collects them all.’” He gets his stock from<br />

a variety of places: “Sometimes a collector<br />

ends their hobby, or they die, or they know<br />

someone who wants to sell something, and I<br />

acquire trains that way. Otherwise I buy a lot<br />

of stock from bankrupt companies.”<br />

He began with a passion for antique toys,<br />

helping out in his older brother’s toy store<br />

in West Berlin while he was in school. Soon,<br />

he was scouring the city’s flea markets for<br />

pieces from the early 20th century, and while<br />

looking to start a business to put himself<br />

through university, he realised that model<br />

trains were a lucrative gap in the market.<br />

Along with antique models, Michas Bahnhof<br />

specialises in new models from German<br />

brands like Märklin and Wiking. A cult<br />

locomotive, like a 1950-era “Krokodil” from<br />

Austrian brand Roco, can top €300. But who<br />

buys a piece like that? When I ask about his<br />

customers, Michael answers slyly: “It’s not<br />

a very extroverted hobby. It’s not a Rolex on<br />

your wrist... If I ask them how many locomotives<br />

they own, even if they have thousands,<br />

they’ll say, ‘Oh, about 80.’ They don’t want to<br />

tell others how many they actually have.”<br />

From what I can gather, the profile of your<br />

average enthusiast is pretty constant: Male,<br />

between 40-60, likely born in the GDR in<br />

the 1960s or 1970s. A West German himself,<br />

Michael’s met enough Ossi customers<br />

to develop a theory: “Train culture was the<br />

only ‘modern’ hobby in the GDR. In West<br />

Germany there were slot cars in the 1970s,<br />

and the first personal computers and video<br />

games were already on the market. Another<br />

reason is that in Saxony around that time,<br />

they had a lot of old steam engines still running.<br />

And the only real way to get into trains<br />

as a hobby is through steam engines. They’re<br />

noisy, smelly, they affect your whole body if<br />

you stand next to them. It’s that power that<br />

fascinates people.”<br />

Meeting Jens Berger, a week later, proved<br />

Michael completely right.<br />

NEVER RUNNING OUT OF STEAM<br />

“Yes, those old steam trains were still<br />

around when I was growing up in Saxony,”<br />

confirms Jens. The stout man in his late forties<br />

is a member and former chairman of the<br />

antique locomotive enhusiast club Dampflokfreunde<br />

(“Steam Train Friends”) Berlin.<br />

Christian Vagt<br />

“There were train tracks right behind my<br />

kindergarten, and every day when I walked<br />

home with my parents we’d stop to watch<br />

them go by. I was just mystified by these<br />

huge machines.” Some of Dampflokfreunde’s<br />

130 volunteers are railway professionals, but<br />

not him. Jens is a lawyer by trade, a family<br />

man with two daughters.<br />

Like Holger, he is a veteran trainspotter.<br />

“I used to go to Poland with other fans, for<br />

about 30 days out of the year, just to take<br />

pictures of trains. So much so that I started<br />

learning Polish! In 10 years, those trains will<br />

be historical, but you’ll never see me photograph<br />

an ICE,” he says, speaking of the modern<br />

high-speed trains that have taken over<br />

many of DB’s regional lines. What about model<br />

trains? “I’m not a huge collector, only about<br />

45 locomotives and 300 wagons. I only collect<br />

models from 1970 – the year I was born –<br />

until 1985. I’m thinking of boxing them soon.”<br />

Does he let his two daughters play with his<br />

trains? “Absolutely not!” he exclaims, laughing.<br />

Interestingly, since I began researching<br />

train fans, I have not encountered one single<br />

woman – it seems to be an exclusively male<br />

hobby. Jens says that their club does have<br />

female volunteers who work in the dining car<br />

during their steam train excursions, which he<br />

admits is “not that progressive”.<br />

As we speak, we’re trudging across a<br />

muddy field on the outskirts of Treptow-<br />

Köpenick towards Dampflokfreunde’s<br />

headquarters, a well-preserved roundhouse<br />

off the Betriebsbahnhof Schöneweide S-Bahn<br />

station. “This whole field is going to be new<br />

buildings for companies, with a new road<br />

coming through,” Jens explains as we jump<br />

Jens Berger of Dampflokfreunde.<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

11


TRAINS<br />

Meet Snowflake<br />

Graham Anderson rides Berlin<br />

macht Dampf’s flagship steam train<br />

from Berlin to the Polish border.<br />

Snowflake is 74 years old, smokes like Krakatoa,<br />

drinks like a whale, has undergone several facelifts,<br />

stands 4.5 metres tall, is almost 23 metres wide and<br />

tips the scales at 140 tonnes. Behind her, the old<br />

locomotive hauls 10 Deutsche Reichsbahn carriages<br />

packed with 400 German “steam fans” who’ve paid<br />

€79 for their three-hour, 112km ride east to the Uckermark<br />

village of Tantow. Once there, coach buses<br />

will take them the remaining 22km to the winter<br />

markets of Szczcecin. “Snowflake doesn’t live up to<br />

Polish railway’s safe-operating standards,” explains<br />

Berlin macht Dampf organiser Katrin Rohne.<br />

Snowflake’s real name is Kriegslok 52 8131-6. She’s<br />

one of 7000 Series 52 locomotives commissioned<br />

by Hitler to haul 1200-tonne war trains over long<br />

distances to the Eastern Front. “She’s a war locomotive<br />

built in times of acute metal shortages. Steel<br />

replaced copper fittings wherever possible. All handfired.<br />

Nothing fancy,” explains snowy-haired conductor<br />

Klaus Winter in his gold-buttoned, Prussian Blue<br />

uniform and peaked Deutsche Reichsbahn cap.<br />

Inside, first-class dog boxes rattle along next to<br />

cattle-class wooden seats. Clouds of steam hissing<br />

from leaking heating pipes reduce visibility to zero<br />

between carriages. “Raucher” and “Nichtraucher”<br />

carriages recall the good old days of cigarette haze<br />

stinging passengers’ eyes, while the dining car’s<br />

crisp, white tablecloths and gold-plated lamps<br />

come straight out of the 1930s. Steam connoisseurs<br />

flock to devour beef goulash, red cabbage<br />

and mashed potatoes for €12.90 as musicians in<br />

Santa Claus outfits knock back Schnapps.<br />

As Snowflake hisses, spits and chugs into Tantow,<br />

a six-truck fire brigade lines up to welcome the train<br />

into the 763-inhabitant border village. She’s thirsty<br />

and hungry. Tantow’s fire brigade refills her tank with<br />

15,000 litres of water as fireman Frank Rust helps<br />

heave two tonnes of coal into her 10-tonne tender<br />

with a metre-long scoop. During the day, he and<br />

driver Sven Hesse drive Deutsche Bahn freight trains.<br />

But for now, they’re helping “Berlin Makes Steam”<br />

live up to its name. With clouds and clouds of it.<br />

This historic express train experience will set<br />

you back €24-79 depending on route; book<br />

at www.berlin-macht-dampf.com or over the<br />

phone (030 6789 7340). After a winter break,<br />

their journeys continue from March 17.<br />

Wassen CC BY 3.0<br />

Dampflokfreunde’s depot in Schöneweide.<br />

over puddles and hike up our jackets.<br />

“We’re very lucky though, because<br />

we’ve been designated a historical<br />

landmark by the city, so we’re here<br />

to stay,” he says with a smile. “Newcomers<br />

won’t be able to say, ‘Hey,<br />

stop making all that steam with your<br />

trains!’” As we’re speaking a modern<br />

train is flying by, honking its horn.<br />

“That must be one of our guys,” Jens<br />

says nonchalantly. You currently have<br />

drivers out on the tracks, in real life? I<br />

ask. “Oh yeah, all the time.”<br />

When he opens the door to the<br />

roundhouse, I understand why the<br />

city of Berlin has decided to leave the<br />

Dampflokfreunde alone. It’s a giant,<br />

cavernous building, with tracks intersecting<br />

in the middle where the engines<br />

and wagons can enter and leave<br />

the roundhouse and connect with the<br />

normal railways we all use around<br />

Berlin. DampflokfreundeBerlin began<br />

in 1993, four years before Jens joined<br />

the club, with the purchase of their<br />

first steam locomotive from the<br />

German Rail Museum. Today, the<br />

club offers two main attractions: an<br />

open house they hold a few times a<br />

year at the roundhouse, and “Berlin<br />

macht Dampf” (Berlin Makes Steam),<br />

a travel programme that sees the club<br />

take paying passengers on antique<br />

train trips all around Germany (see<br />

sidebar). Those trips, while being a<br />

focal point of the club’s activities, also<br />

serve as fundraisers for the maintenance<br />

of their vintage engines.<br />

“Last Christmas, we had around<br />

1000 people on our steam locomotive<br />

journey, which was difficult to<br />

manage but extremely fun.” The train<br />

in question, the Dampflok Class 52<br />

model, is the club’s crown jewel, and<br />

they currently have three in circulation.<br />

Jens walks me over to one in the<br />

main shed of the roundhouse, and<br />

it’s absolutely gobsmacking: a shiny<br />

black and red monster that looks as<br />

dangerous as it is fascinating. I can<br />

only imagine what it must feel like to<br />

ride in one of these things, let alone<br />

drive them – which not everyone can<br />

do, since the train is from 1944 and<br />

takes real skill to maneuver. “There<br />

are very strict protocols to operating<br />

a steam train,” says Jens. “I have the<br />

certifications to tend to the boiler<br />

and maintain the engine’s heat, but<br />

not to stoke the engine or take her<br />

out on the tracks.”<br />

Every train Jens takes me to on our<br />

afternoon tour is like stepping out of a<br />

time machine: there’s a caboose from<br />

1899, a pre-WWII Deutsche Reichsbahn<br />

diesel engine and the impressive<br />

mid-century dining car they use on<br />

club journeys. Jens is so full of information<br />

I can barely keep up. By the<br />

time we leave, I’m so well-versed in<br />

train trivia, I find myself gazing at the<br />

passing carriages, wondering if I can<br />

differentiate the models and classes<br />

I’ve been hearing about all week. At<br />

the station, as Jens’ train pulls in, a<br />

bright red ICE blares past on the other<br />

track and Jens glares at it in bemused<br />

disdain. “So ugly!” he laughs as he<br />

boards his good ol’ trusty S-Bahn,<br />

leaving me on the platform with a sort<br />

of borrowed nostalgia, almost wishing<br />

that something as crazy and unusual<br />

as his steam engines would arrive to<br />

take me all the way home. n<br />

Christian Vagt<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


TRAINS<br />

DATING<br />

Underground love<br />

The BVG wants to help you find your U-Bahn crush, but<br />

re-connecting with that sexy subway stranger isn’t as<br />

simple as it seems. By Alexander Durie. Illustration by Agata Sasiuk<br />

Nicole*, a 33-year-old Berliner, was<br />

riding the U6 on a Thursday night<br />

when she saw him. A man in a blue<br />

jacket, about 1.8 metres tall, brown hair and<br />

piercing blue eyes, sitting in the seat diagonal<br />

to hers. As the train hurtled toward her stop,<br />

their eyes locked, and Nicole felt an instant<br />

connection. Should she talk to him? She<br />

hesitated for just a second... but soon enough,<br />

the doors opened, and she tore her gaze away<br />

and headed out. She’d missed her chance.<br />

But maybe not! Arriving home, she<br />

headed to the BVG website and logged onto<br />

Meine Augenblicke.<br />

The “missed connection” conundrum<br />

has existed for as long as public transit has,<br />

and by now we have plenty of tools at our<br />

disposal for finding that cute fellow rider we<br />

were too shy to chat up in person. Americans<br />

use Craigslist, Parisians check out<br />

“Croisé dans le Métro” and Londoners can find<br />

their “Rush Hour Crush” in the Metro paper.<br />

But the first city in Europe to invent such a<br />

platform was Berlin, back in 2006. You can<br />

find the Meine Augenblicke page on the BVG’s<br />

website under “My BVG” and although you<br />

need to create an account and username to<br />

submit your own “moment”, you don’t need<br />

to log in to see if one of the thousands of<br />

Meine Augenblicke users is looking for you.<br />

Some of the “moments” are lustful, such<br />

as a post from a user called “boner” that<br />

begins with “We were both waiting for the<br />

subway at Eberswalder and creeping around<br />

each other like tigers.” Others verge on<br />

stalkerish, like one from August 2014 where<br />

a user called “Looking for blonde angels”<br />

obsesses over a woman he glimpsed in 2003.<br />

“Help, I cannot forget you despite the long<br />

time... Please just give me the chance to tell<br />

you what I saw in your eyes then.”<br />

Petra Reetz, the BVG’s head of press and<br />

Meine Augenblicke’s initiator, insists that “we<br />

are not a dating site.” Unlike Craigslist, Meine<br />

Augenblicke has a “red card” option that lets<br />

you block any messages or users that seem<br />

offensive. “Our idea was just to be nice,” says<br />

Reetz, who came up with the idea after a man<br />

called her around Christmas 2006 looking for<br />

the dream girl he’d spotted on the U6. Still, it’s<br />

difficult not to think of the (married) spokeswoman<br />

as a matchmaker as she asserts: “Write<br />

your name, write your station, and if you’re<br />

lucky, I will bring your moment back to you!”<br />

But does it actually work? Reetz has no idea.<br />

“We are not sneaking around in your lives. For<br />

that reason, we never ask if people ever meet<br />

up, so we have no statistics of success rates.<br />

It’s up to people to use it.” All she knows is<br />

that the site receives some 30,000 visitors<br />

per month, although only 20,000 people have<br />

posted “moments” in the 11 years since it was<br />

created. “There are more people looking than<br />

posting… perhaps waiting to be found.”<br />

For Martin, a 40-year-old man who’s been<br />

living in Berlin for 20 years, the wait for<br />

a reply on Meine Augenblicke can be long<br />

and lonely. On November 19, he spotted a<br />

“blonde French girl with a bike and pump on<br />

the luggage rack who was accompanied by<br />

a friend”. Martin acknowledges: “Since she<br />

was French I doubt she knows about Meine<br />

Augenblicke. But of course, hope should<br />

never die, so why not give it a shot?”<br />

Would it be easier to find her on Tinder?<br />

Reetz reflects: “Meine Augenblicke<br />

was a great idea 10 years ago, but now<br />

that young people are using all of these<br />

digital platforms, maybe you don’t need it<br />

anymore.” But Martin remains undaunted.<br />

“In comparison to all the swiping left-right<br />

apps, these moments are meaningful and<br />

come from a very personal and intimate<br />

experience in real life,” he tells us. “I<br />

gained much more from my moment with<br />

the French girl than I ever had with any<br />

dates from dating apps.”<br />

And sometimes, you might be better off<br />

sticking with the idealised version of an<br />

encounter. Take Nicole’s handsome brunette.<br />

She posted an ad on Meine Augenblicke<br />

shortly after their intense few seconds of eye<br />

contact, and to her surprise, just a few days<br />

later, she received an answer from a man<br />

named Peter. “He gave some details that<br />

only someone who has really seen me would<br />

know, and he knew at which stop I got out,<br />

which I hadn’t pointed out before.”<br />

After a week of email correspondence, they<br />

agreed to meet up. With butterflies in her<br />

stomach, she waited for Peter outside a Mitte<br />

coffee shop until finally, she was approached<br />

by a man who asked, “Hi, are you Nicole? I’m<br />

the guy from Meine Augenblicke.”<br />

There was just one problem. This ‘Peter’<br />

was nearing his fifties, and grey hair<br />

had replaced any trace of brown.<br />

Seeing her visible confusion, the<br />

man backpedalled and told her<br />

he too was expecting a different<br />

woman... but hey, now that they<br />

were both here, did Nicole want<br />

to go out for a drink with him<br />

anyway? Still shocked, Nicole<br />

refused and went home.<br />

Despite her disappointment, Nicole<br />

remains positive – “At least I<br />

had half a moment!” – but advises<br />

future users not to exchange anything<br />

private. Would she ever use<br />

the platform again? She laughs. “If<br />

I have another moment, I hope I<br />

will be courageous enough to grab<br />

it when it happens.” n<br />

*Name changed<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong><br />

13


TRAINS<br />

“<br />

When German trains<br />

saved Jewish kids<br />

While Germany’s Reichsbahn is most infamous for carrying<br />

Jews to their final destination, the national rail system was<br />

also used to transport 10,000 Jewish children to safe haven in<br />

the UK. We met one of them. By Emmanuelle François<br />

My mother had a choice. She could<br />

save me, or one of my brothers. Only<br />

one of us could go to England, and<br />

she thought it would be easier for a girl to be<br />

placed in a family. I was lucky.” That’s how<br />

the three-year-old Ruth Auerbach ended up at<br />

Berlin’s Friedrichstraße station on February 2,<br />

1939, separated from her parents and siblings,<br />

about to board a train that would take her far<br />

away to an uncertain future.<br />

Now 82 and living near Leicester, retired<br />

schoolteacher Ruth Schwiening has luck to<br />

thank for her long life – as well as the UK’s<br />

Kindertransport initiative, which shuttled<br />

some 10,000 unaccompanied German,<br />

Czech and Austrian Jewish children to<br />

safety in England in the 10 months leading<br />

up to World War II.<br />

Ruth was born in 1935 in the Silesian town<br />

of Breslau (today Wroclaw in Poland). Her<br />

family lived on a farm where her father,<br />

Lothar, trained young Jews in agriculture<br />

in preparation for emigrating to Palestine.<br />

In the wake of the Nazis’ rise to power, the<br />

family moved to a village in Austria. During<br />

the mass Kristallnacht pogroms of November<br />

9, 1938, Lothar was arrested; three days<br />

later, he was sent to the Dachau concentration<br />

camp. On December 3, he wrote to<br />

his wife from the camp: “Prepare to sell<br />

everything, even if the price is low. [...] Try<br />

urgently and as fast as possible by telegram<br />

confirmation to get English or Danish or<br />

other visa and tell me immediately...”<br />

The letter never arrived. Ruth’s mother<br />

Hilde, along with Ruth and her two brothers,<br />

had already left Austria for Berlin, where they<br />

had relatives. “My mother wanted to find a<br />

safe place to live. It was clear we couldn’t<br />

stay in Germany anymore, and the goal<br />

was to emigrate to the UK,” says Ruth. Her<br />

father joined them later in December on his<br />

release from Dachau. That’s when they heard,<br />

through the Jewish community, that Britain<br />

was taking Jewish refugee children.<br />

BRITAIN’S WILLKOMMEN POLICY<br />

The news of Kristallnacht had been met with<br />

shock outside<br />

Germany.<br />

Less than two<br />

weeks after<br />

HOLOCAUST HISTORY<br />

Ruth was one of around 10,000 Jewish children saved by the Kindertransport, including<br />

these Austrian refugees seen arriving at a London train station on February 2, 1939.<br />

“Adolf Eichmann himself<br />

made sure that<br />

the carriages would<br />

be on hand for the<br />

Kindertransport.”<br />

Österreichische Nationalbibliothek<br />

the pogroms, on November 21, 1938, the UK<br />

parliament decided to take in unaccompanied<br />

children from Germany, Austria and Czechoslovakia<br />

without visas. Various Jewish, Quaker<br />

and Protestant organisations made the promise<br />

to find host families, and that the refugees<br />

wouldn’t be a financial burden for the state.<br />

Thousands of families volunteered to take in<br />

one or two children. No limit on the time or<br />

number of children was set.<br />

“It was a spontaneous, emotional action,<br />

like the one Frau Merkel made with the refugees<br />

three years ago,” explains Holocaust historian<br />

Wolfgang Benz. “They took 10,000 in<br />

less than a year, but it could have been many<br />

more if it weren’t for the outbreak of the war.”<br />

No matter how generous the initiative<br />

was, the British government didn’t go as far<br />

as to pay for the trip, nor did they organise<br />

logistics. They even required a £50 bond per<br />

child for an eventual return ticket: they expected<br />

the children to go back to their home<br />

countries as soon as they were no longer in<br />

danger. And while the government thought<br />

that its movement could launch similar ones<br />

in other countries, very few followed suit.<br />

“The US was already taking a certain amount<br />

of people every year from Europe, and they<br />

didn’t enlarge the quota,” says Benz. Other<br />

countries like Sweden, Norway and Belgium<br />

took a few hundred each, putting the total<br />

number of rescued children at about 15,000.<br />

The Germans cooperated: pre-Final Solution,<br />

the Nazis were pushing the Jews out of<br />

the country, so they voiced no objection to<br />

sending the children to the UK, helping attach<br />

extra carriages to regular<br />

trains run by the Reichsbahn.<br />

“[SS officer] Adolf Eichmann<br />

himself made sure that the<br />

carriages would be on hand for<br />

the Kindertransport,” comments<br />

Lisa Bechner of Kindertransporte<br />

1938-1939, a Berlin-based<br />

organisation that helps gather<br />

Kindertransport documentation<br />

and reunite evacuees, who today<br />

refer to themselves as “Kinder”.<br />

The first Kindertransport left<br />

Berlin’s Anhalter Bahnhof by train on December<br />

1, 1938 with 196 children on board. In Germany,<br />

Austria and Czechoslovakia, the word<br />

spread quickly within Jewish communities<br />

that the UK was accepting young refugees. “It<br />

was often single mothers, whose husbands had<br />

been arrested during Kristallnacht. They were<br />

alone and desperate, and saw this as a chance<br />

to save their children,” explains Bechner.<br />

NUMBER 2568<br />

Lothar and Hilde Auerbach were still together,<br />

but they nonetheless saw the Kindertransport<br />

as a way to get at least one family<br />

member to safety. “The first step was to<br />

14<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


TRAINS<br />

Refugees: From the<br />

Holocaust to today’s crisis<br />

The people who helped to organise the<br />

Kindertransport are now considered<br />

heroes. Sir Nicholas Winton, the “British<br />

Schindler” who aided in the rescue<br />

of 669 children from Czechoslovakia,<br />

was knighted by the Queen in 2003 for<br />

“services to humanity”. In a speech about<br />

Winton last summer, Theresa May said:<br />

“Let us all take inspiration from [his devotion<br />

to active goodness] and aim to do that<br />

too in our lives.”<br />

Alf Dubs, a former Kind rescued by Winton<br />

when he was six years old, is now a Labour<br />

peer. In 2016, he amended the British<br />

government’s immigration bill to allow<br />

3000 unaccompanied refugee children<br />

from the Calais “jungle” to come to Britain.<br />

But last February, the “Dubs scheme”<br />

ended after only 200 lone asylum-seeking<br />

children were hosted in the UK. Interior<br />

Secretary Amber Rudd argued that it was<br />

“encouraging human traffickers”.<br />

Ruth Schwiening may not remember<br />

her flight from Berlin, but she does know<br />

that she owes her life to it. And for her and<br />

her husband, the fight for refugees lives<br />

on: “From time to time we host refugees<br />

in our home, or paint with them. We try to<br />

make them feel welcome here.”<br />

place me in a Jewish orphanage,” Ruth says.<br />

To be included, the children first had to go to<br />

a doctor to get a health certificate, which was<br />

then sent with a picture to London, where<br />

the immigration authorisations were issued.<br />

“A child with a health problem, even a small<br />

one, was certain not to be admitted,” says<br />

Bechner. A number was assigned to every<br />

child – Ruth’s was 2568. She had to wear it<br />

on her chest and put it on her suitcase – the<br />

only belonging the Kindertransport children<br />

were allowed to bring with them.<br />

Parents were not allowed to accompany<br />

their children to the platform. “The Kindertransport<br />

didn’t use hidden stations, like the<br />

Ruth’s document from her journey, with her name and number.<br />

Emmanuelle François<br />

A monument at Berlin’s Friedrichstraße station (“Trains to life, Trains to death”) keeps the Kindertransport memory<br />

alive. Its artist Frank Meisler, a former Kind from Danzig now living in Tel Aviv, also created memorials in Danzig<br />

(“The departure”), Hamburg (“The final parting”), Rotterdam (“Channel crossing to life”) and London (“The arrival”).<br />

one the Nazis used for the deportations<br />

(see page 24). So, there was a special room<br />

belonging to the Jewish congregation, not<br />

far away from the station, where they could<br />

say goodbye,” explains Benz. “Of course the<br />

parting was pretty dramatic. Children would<br />

cry, parents faint... They didn’t want the<br />

public to witness that.” Ruth doesn’t recall<br />

her own traumatic farewell. “I don’t remember<br />

the departure, nor the journey. I was<br />

too young, and I feel lucky for it,” she says.<br />

“But for my parents it was awful. Can you<br />

imagine how painful it would be to let your<br />

beloved child be taken to an unknown future<br />

faraway from you, not knowing whether<br />

you’d see each other ever again?”<br />

From Berlin, the journey took 20 hours with<br />

no stop until the border between Germany and<br />

the Hook of Holland, where the children took<br />

a boat to the British port of Harwich. They<br />

then had to take another train to London’s<br />

Liverpool Street station. The children were<br />

accompanied by a single adult, often a member<br />

of the UK’s Refugee Children’s Movement,<br />

always a Jew, for the whole journey. Once in<br />

England, most of the children were integrated<br />

into families. Ruth was sent to a well-off Jewish<br />

family in London, the Harts,<br />

that she describes as “very loving”.<br />

“I had a sister, Geraldine,<br />

14 months older than me, and<br />

was considered a part of their<br />

family. I was very lucky.” Others<br />

were less so – some families<br />

used their Kindertransport adoptees<br />

as cleaners or helpers.<br />

A BRITISH LIFE<br />

“The Kinder could write letters<br />

home,” says Bechner.<br />

“But it took a long time for<br />

them to arrive, and if the parents were<br />

deported, the children often got no news at<br />

all. Most had to write after the end of war to<br />

find out what had happened.”<br />

In fact, nine out of 10 never saw their parents<br />

again, most of them having been sent to<br />

their deaths. Ruth was, once again, very lucky.<br />

“After just over a year in England, a woman<br />

appeared in our living room. It was my<br />

mother. I didn’t kiss her, as my new English<br />

mother always told me not to kiss strangers.”<br />

Her parents and brothers had miraculously<br />

managed to flee Berlin, but in her 13 months<br />

at the Harts’, young Ruth had forgotten both<br />

her family and her mother tongue. “I wanted<br />

to stay with my new family, but my real parents<br />

took me back.” They moved near Coventry.<br />

“I think my English family was disappointed,<br />

as they expected my parents to have<br />

died in a concentration camp. They wanted<br />

to keep me.” Ruth never saw the Harts again,<br />

but has gotten back in touch with Geraldine,<br />

who now lives in Australia.<br />

After the war, the whole family stayed in the<br />

UK. Hilde worked as a domestic helper and<br />

Lothar as an agricultural worker, his former<br />

job. “My parents never mentioned their time<br />

in Germany. It seemed to have been erased<br />

from their memory.” When Ruth speaks<br />

German now, it’s with a British accent. She<br />

became a German teacher in the UK, between<br />

Coventry and Leicester, and still lives there.<br />

She married a German citizen she met in<br />

Berlin, when she was studying German at the<br />

Free University. They speak English together.<br />

In fact, few Kinder decided to come back<br />

to Germany. “They had no reason to do<br />

that. Their families had been murdered,<br />

and the younger ones could not speak German<br />

anymore. They felt better in the UK,”<br />

explains Benz. ■<br />

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ANONYMOUS<br />

BVG: THE FACTS<br />

Berliner Verkehrsbetriebe<br />

(BVG) was founded in 1928 by<br />

Berlin’s then-Social Democratic<br />

government to combine the<br />

city’s local transport (except<br />

for the Deutsche Bahn affiiliate<br />

S-Bahn) under one roof.<br />

Currently, it employs around<br />

14,400 people, making it the<br />

fourth largest employer in the<br />

city behind Deutsche Bahn<br />

and the Vivantes and Charité<br />

hospitals. Even more workers<br />

are used via subcontractors<br />

for cleaning, ticket checking<br />

and social media.<br />

The city provides the BVG with<br />

about €300 million per year in<br />

public funding. Wages at the<br />

BVG start around €1600/month<br />

for a full-time position of 39<br />

hours a week, meaning a takehome<br />

pay of around €1200.<br />

BVG CEO Sigrid Nikutta earns<br />

over €433,000 annually.<br />

The company currently has<br />

3000 vehicles and transported<br />

more than one billion<br />

passengers in 2017.<br />

Confessions of an U-Bahn driver<br />

BVG employee “Michael P.” challenges the transport company’s<br />

shiny-happy image with the day-to-day reality of his job.<br />

I’ve been working for the BVG as a driver<br />

for eight years. It was an obvious choice<br />

for me. As a born Berliner, I’ve been<br />

riding the U-Bahn every day for as long as I<br />

can remember. It’s meaningful work to bring<br />

people from A to B. I don’t have to wonder:<br />

Who am I doing this for? I see enough people<br />

who are benefiting from it. But when I started<br />

my three-year training period with the company,<br />

I was quickly confronted with the reality<br />

behind the curtain. There’s so much pressure<br />

to cut costs that conditions have gotten worse<br />

and worse over the years.<br />

THE DETERIORATING CONDITIONS<br />

The number of passengers is increasing,<br />

but there only about half as many workers<br />

as there were 30 years ago. As recently<br />

as last year, there were two people cleaning<br />

a train – now, one person needs to do<br />

the same job in the same time. And the<br />

vehicles are deteriorating. Three years<br />

ago, carriages were pulled out of service<br />

as soon as there was graffiti on them. Now<br />

that would be inconceivable – the trains<br />

would be missing somewhere else. On the<br />

U1, a train that is supposed to have eight<br />

cars will often only have six. Management<br />

hasn’t planned ahead. You can’t get subway<br />

trains at a used car lot. You need to order<br />

them years in advance. At the moment<br />

on the U55, they’re using trains they took<br />

out of a museum – the old “Dora” trains<br />

that were mostly sold to Pyongyang in the<br />

1990s. Last year, they put fruit baskets out<br />

for drivers in the break rooms a few times<br />

each week. But then they cancelled the<br />

practice – supposedly it was too expensive!<br />

THE ‘FLEXI’ SHIFTS<br />

A typical work routine means a six-day week<br />

on the subway. I’ll work four or five days,<br />

then get one or two days off. So you rarely<br />

get a full weekend off. Some of my colleagues<br />

do, but for that they have to work “split<br />

shifts”: four hours in the morning, then<br />

four or five hours off – which is supposedly<br />

their “free time” – and another four hours at<br />

night. As for me, I drive for about four hours,<br />

then I get 30 to 50 minutes of unpaid break,<br />

then I drive for another four hours. Our<br />

shifts are planned down to the second. So I’ll<br />

be waiting at a station when a train arrives,<br />

let’s say at 30 seconds past 8:01am. The previous<br />

driver will get out and I’ll get in – no<br />

time wasted! Every fifth week is a “stand-by<br />

shift”, which means I only find out four days<br />

in advance when I’ll be working. For workers<br />

with families, like me, it’s almost impossible<br />

to figure out when you can pick up your kid.<br />

THE LOW WAGES<br />

I earn €2150 a month before taxes – which<br />

means, including several bonuses, I take home<br />

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“Last year, they put fruit baskets out for<br />

drivers in the break rooms a few times each<br />

week. But then they cancelled the practice<br />

– supposedly it was too expensive!”<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

around €1700. But some of my coworkers who haven’t been with<br />

the company for as long don’t earn more than €1600 before taxes.<br />

The low wages started with the new Tarifvertrag [labour contract]<br />

in 2005 – it’s known informally as the Absenkungstarifvertrag because<br />

it reduced our wages significantly. We were split into a twoclass<br />

workforce: Workers who started here before 2005 have 36.5<br />

hours per week, and workers like me who started later have 39<br />

hours. The “old workers” get a bonus of several hundred euros a<br />

month, which “new workers” don’t. And there are lots of subcontractors<br />

working for the BVG who earn even less. Companies like<br />

WISAG (page 18) do security, SASSE cleans stations and TEREG<br />

cleans trains. The workers there have very few rights. A cleaner<br />

lost her job because she was in hospital for too long!<br />

THE LACK OF RESPECT<br />

Some older colleagues have said: “I wouldn’t do this job for<br />

so little money.” And they have a point. They have trouble<br />

finding new people who want to work here. They even have to<br />

employ retired drivers part-time on buses, trams and subways,<br />

paying them €450 a month. Lots of young people quit after<br />

a few years – some even switch to the S-Bahn, which, if you<br />

know about the conditions at the S-Bahn, is rather telling.<br />

That’s why they have all those hipster advertising campaigns:<br />

“Anyone can be a blogger. Become a bus driver!”<br />

BVG management is not very good at their core task – public<br />

transport – but they are very professional when it comes to marketing.<br />

They have lots of likes on Facebook for “Weil wir dich lieben.”<br />

There was one ad recently that went something like: “A bus<br />

The BVG’s viral video “Is’ mir egal” featured<br />

Berliner Kazim Akboga as a friendly employee.<br />

is like a classroom: The cool people sit in the back and the one in<br />

the front just nags.” I mean, bus drivers have a tough job – one of<br />

my colleagues has to deal with nausea and headaches caused by<br />

the fumes from the cheap new buses the BVG bought recently.<br />

Do they really need some highly paid marketing guy making fun<br />

of them? Apparently, someone went to the manager responsible<br />

for the ad and his response was more or less: “Is’ mir egal.”<br />

WHY THIS INTERVIEW?<br />

I’m a rank-and-file member of the union, and we’re negotiating<br />

a new labour contract next year. Two years ago, we protested<br />

against temporary contracts at the BVG – and management<br />

was at least forced to partially stop the practice until the end<br />

of this year. We need better pay and more regular shifts. Ultimately,<br />

this isn’t just a question of the BVG management. It’s a<br />

public company, so the Senat is responsible. And all of Berlin’s<br />

governments, whether<br />

red-black or red-redgreen,<br />

have been involved<br />

in outsourcing and cuts<br />

in the BVG. It’s a political<br />

question: Do we want the<br />

people transporting us to<br />

earn decent wages? n<br />

As told to Wladek Flakin<br />

under the condition of<br />

anonymity.<br />

THE BVG’S MARKETING COUP<br />

Since the beginning of 2015, the “Weil wir<br />

dich lieben” campaign (masterminded by<br />

the local ad agency GUD) has attempted<br />

to make Berlin’s transport system seem<br />

brash and cool – and mostly succeeded.<br />

With a social media budget of around<br />

€500,000 a year, they’ve garnered<br />

227,000 Facebook likes and 240,000<br />

Twitter followers. Here are a few of their<br />

most memorable moments:<br />

December 2015: Repurposing Neukölln<br />

rapper Kazim Akboga’s viral hit “Is’ mir<br />

egal” to feature Akboga (who committed<br />

suicide at the beginning of last year) as a<br />

carefree U-Bahn controller.<br />

September 2016: Poking fun at the BVG’s<br />

constant delays, surly bus drivers and<br />

mealy-mouthed controllers with a video<br />

ad saying “It’s all intentional”.<br />

<strong>January</strong> 2017: Facebooking an image of<br />

a snow-covered U-Bahn carriage with<br />

the caption, “It’s barely even Fashion<br />

Week, and there’s already white powder<br />

everywhere.”<br />

December 2017: Getting Bono and The<br />

Edge to play an acoustic mini-concert on<br />

the platform of, yes, the U2.<br />

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“<br />

INVESTIGATION<br />

CONTROLLERS<br />

OUT OF CONTROL<br />

Scruffy-looking, gruff, even corrupt and violent... Right here<br />

at the heart of “ordentlich” Germany, plainclothes ticket inspectors<br />

enforce law and order with mobbish zeal on public<br />

transportation. Who are these people, and how do they get<br />

away with such impunity? By Thomas Wintle. Illustration by Agata Sasiuk<br />

Is’ mir egal…” Literally, “I don’t care.” It’s<br />

the slightly tired slogan that has come<br />

to define the attitude of Berlin’s ticket<br />

inspectors, as first featured in a 2015 viral<br />

video for the BVG (see page 16). The late<br />

comedian Kazim Akboga appears dressed<br />

as a smartly uniformed inspector, checking<br />

tickets and rapping about his indifference<br />

for the unorthodox passengers that frequent<br />

Berlin’s transport system. It’s an endearing<br />

scene, but for anyone who has spent time<br />

on the U-Bahn, the message doesn’t exactly<br />

ring true. Far from the rapping high-jinks<br />

and spotless uniforms in the ad, the reality<br />

of having your ticket checked generally<br />

involves several bruisers sliding into your<br />

wagon incognito, waiting for the doors to<br />

lock you in before brusquely demanding to<br />

see your ticket. And it’s not just the scruffy<br />

jeans and ubiquitous bomber jackets that<br />

make them stand out. The behaviour of<br />

the Hauptstadt’s “undercover” controllers<br />

has become a regular conversation piece<br />

among Berlin locals and its visitors alike.<br />

Tales of “discounted” fines, outright bribery,<br />

embezzlement, even assault abound<br />

from the city’s platforms.<br />

The conversation went viral on November<br />

17, when a BVG ticket inspector was caught<br />

on camera punching American musician<br />

Infidelix – real name Brian Rodecker – in<br />

the face. The Texan rapper, a veteran of<br />

the Berlin street music scene with several<br />

facial tattoos, entered into a scuffle with<br />

five controllers at Warschauer Straße station<br />

after helping his friend evade a fine for<br />

Schwarzfahren (ticket dodging). As a legally<br />

questionable punishment, the inspectors<br />

confiscated Rodecker’s monthly ticket. After<br />

trying to persuade the inspectors to return<br />

it, the rapper snapped, and slapped a ticket<br />

machine out of one an inspector’s hand. He<br />

was subsequently pinned to a bench, held in<br />

a headlock and punched at least twice in the<br />

head by one of the controllers.<br />

Several bystanders filmed the assault<br />

on their mobile phone, and after Rodecker<br />

posted the footage on Facebook, the<br />

video collected more than 70,000 hits in<br />

less than a week. With the street artist an<br />

internet sensation in his own right (one of<br />

his freestyle raps has over 5.2 million views<br />

on YouTube), the story blew up in the<br />

German media. The BVG, quick to nip bad<br />

press in the bud, summarily suspended<br />

the controller, and at a later date, he was<br />

formally dismissed.<br />

The incident could be seen as a testament<br />

to the BVG’s speedy response in disciplining<br />

their more wayward employees. But the<br />

question hangs in the air: Who are these<br />

plainclothes ticket inspectors? What do<br />

they get up to under the seemingly watchful<br />

eyes of Berlin’s main transport companies?<br />

And why, amidst a long list of alternative<br />

methods of ticket inspection to choose from,<br />

does Berlin still insist on using the so-called<br />

undercover controllers?<br />

HIRED MUSCLE<br />

If Rodecker’s story hints at a certain<br />

lawlessness among controllers, understanding<br />

who actually employs them gives<br />

you an idea of why many ticket inspectors<br />

aren’t concerned about protecting the<br />

company’s image. In spite of the fact that<br />

the BVG promotes their controllers as<br />

being in-house workers, the truth is that<br />

around two-thirds of their ticket inspectors<br />

(80 of 120) wear plain clothes, and<br />

all of those plainclothes inspectors are<br />

outsourced from private security firms.<br />

Those same firms also supply the S-Bahn,<br />

a separate company and a subsidiary of<br />

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HANDS OFF?<br />

Despite the outrage expressed by<br />

many Berliners on witnessing physical<br />

abuse at the hands of the plainclothes<br />

inspectors, and contrary to<br />

the rumours that controllers cannot<br />

legally lay a hand on you, they are<br />

often perfectly within their rights<br />

to engage in a bit of “body bumping”,<br />

as the assulted Texan rapper<br />

Rodecker puts it. As is the case<br />

with the murky legality under which<br />

bouncers and security guards operate,<br />

the controllers, according to<br />

the BVG, can perform a Jedermann-<br />

Festnahme (“citizens’ arrest”). Under<br />

German law, controllers are allowed<br />

to physically apprehend anyone<br />

they like if they catch them in the<br />

process of breaking the law. This<br />

can include passengers without a<br />

ticket refusing to show ID, behaving<br />

aggressively or attempting to escape.<br />

The only condition required is that<br />

the security staff do not cause serious<br />

injury to the person being “arrested”<br />

– in other words, punching<br />

someone in the head is out.<br />

ON STARTING WORK AS AN<br />

S-BAHN CONTROLLER IN 2015,<br />

SVEN WAS STARTLED TO FIND<br />

OUT THAT “AROUND 80 TO 90<br />

PERCENT” OF HIS COLLEAGUES<br />

WERE EMBEZZLING MONEY.<br />

Deutsche Bahn, with all 72-80 of its inspectors.<br />

Uwe Hiksch – an initiator of the TicketTeilen<br />

campaign, which pushes for a more affordable<br />

public transit system in Berlin – has estimated<br />

that some 200 controllers are on the job over<br />

the whole network on any given day. According<br />

to him, they are often poorly trained and<br />

badly paid, with little motivation to identify<br />

with the public service they’re supposed to<br />

represent. The BVG confirmed that their<br />

contractors were only obliged to pay €8.84 per<br />

hour, the legal minimum wage in Germany,<br />

and that recruiting and managing contracted<br />

controllers was mostly left to the discretion<br />

of the individual companies. “Our contractors<br />

are in charge of hiring, disciplining and firing<br />

their employees,” explained BVG spokesperson<br />

Jannes Schwentuchowski.<br />

When asked why the company uses so few<br />

of their own uniformed inspectors, Schwentuchowski<br />

offered a characteristically evasive<br />

answer: “Having ticket inspectors in civilian<br />

clothes prevents passengers without a<br />

ticket from leaving the train and thus evading<br />

control.” It also points to the BVG’s arguable<br />

choice to rely more on punishment (collecting<br />

fines) than prevention (making travellers<br />

actually pay for their transportation). Catching<br />

dodgers seems to top their agenda. “The BVG<br />

alone loses about €20 million a year because<br />

of Schwarzfahren,” stresses Schwentuchowski.<br />

There was an attempt to move away from this<br />

repressive system when, in 2011, BVG CEO<br />

Sigrid Nikutta pushed to replace the plainclothes<br />

controllers with uniformed checkers.<br />

Some were BVG employees; others were contracted.<br />

Unsurprisingly the numbers of caught<br />

Schwarzfahrer sharply declined, dropping from<br />

around 325,000 in 2010 to some 156,000 within<br />

the space of two years. Perhaps there was a<br />

newfound sense of responsibility among Berliners<br />

deterred by the sight of controllers, or<br />

the uniformed inspectors weren’t as effective<br />

at catching offenders. Either way, the experiment<br />

was promptly deemed a failure and the<br />

company reverted to their good old ways, even<br />

bumping up the number of undercover controllers<br />

from 70 to between 120-140 in 2013.<br />

One of the companies to profit the most<br />

from the decision was WISAG. A major player<br />

in the German security industry, the Frankfurtbased<br />

company received their first contract<br />

with the BVG in 2012 and currently provides<br />

68 of the 80 subcontracted controllers (the<br />

others, sourced from smaller<br />

security firms, mostly work on<br />

the bus and tram system) as well<br />

as many of those working on the<br />

S-Bahn. They employed Rodecker’s<br />

attacker, and despite recent<br />

pressure on the company to tackle<br />

discipline issues among their staff,<br />

business is booming. WISAG made<br />

a turnover of €199 million in 2016.<br />

Part of this was due to their work in providing<br />

security during the height of the refugee crisis,<br />

but a percentage of this turnover comes from<br />

the €20-30 million the BVG is estimated to<br />

spend on controlling each year, in addition to<br />

the S-Bahn’s contract with the company.<br />

FINES: WHERE DOES<br />

THE MONEY GO?<br />

In 2016, the BVG checked almost five million<br />

tickets and recorded a total of 286,748 cases<br />

of ticket-dodgers who were caught and fined.<br />

Some 50 percent of Schwarzfahrer didn’t pay<br />

the penalty. On the S-Bahn, it’s even worse:<br />

the company disclosed that some 60 percent<br />

of fines went unpaid between 2014-16. Failing<br />

to recoup on over half of your outstanding<br />

fines is poor business by any standards. But<br />

why are there such low returns? According to<br />

Hiksch, many of those who don’t pay simply<br />

can’t afford to. After three unpaid fines,<br />

they’re brought to court. In Berlin alone, there<br />

are apparently 50,000 such cases; Hiksch estimates<br />

that between 200 and 300 are currently<br />

sitting in Berlin’s prisons. Tourists living<br />

abroad make up another chunk of the delinquent<br />

payers. A report from 2015, suggested<br />

that unpaid fines in the S-Bahn were mostly<br />

due to the fact that “a valid address could<br />

not be determined”. Either locals are giving<br />

fake address or, as testimony from a former<br />

controller suggests, there is a more damning<br />

reason: deliberately falsified addresses by inspectors<br />

who pocket the cash for themselves.<br />

CORRUPT CONTROLLERS<br />

“I saw it with my own eyes, and lots of people<br />

are still doing it,” says “Sven”, a 37-year-old<br />

former WISAG employee who agreed to speak<br />

under the condition of anonymity. On starting<br />

work as an S-Bahn controller in 2015, he says<br />

he was startled to find out that “around 80 to<br />

90 percent” of his colleagues were embezzling<br />

money during their collections. They would<br />

target “tourists, and people who couldn’t<br />

speak German so well”, demanding they pay<br />

the fine in cash right then and there. To avoid<br />

arousing suspicion, many would write up a<br />

false name and address and tick off the fine<br />

as ‘unpaid’ in the ticket machine. “And then it<br />

is over, you know, finished so to speak… they<br />

have no evidence.”<br />

In fact, tales of on-the-spot settlements in<br />

Berlin are many. “When I explained I didn’t have<br />

the money on me, they just asked me how much<br />

I had in my wallet – and took my last €15!” recalls<br />

Carina, a French expat who was caught without a<br />

ticket on the U2 at the Senefelderplatz station on<br />

a Friday evening last February. “For an explanation,<br />

they said it was Feierabend and that they<br />

were too tired to bother with such ‘crap’. To be<br />

honest, I didn’t complain. It was a lot cheaper<br />

than the €60 I was supposed to pay.”<br />

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“EVEN IF IT WAS POSSIBLE,<br />

INTRODUCING A BARRIER<br />

SYSTEM FOR THE BVG WOULD<br />

BE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE...<br />

THERE ARE NO PLANS TO<br />

MOVE IN THAT DIRECTION<br />

IN THE NEAR FUTURE.”<br />

According to Sven, controllers could make<br />

up to €400 a day extra through such methods.<br />

This is on top of the monthly bonus<br />

that Sven could potentially receive at the<br />

time for apprehending a certain number<br />

of Schwarzfahrer per day. “Every day you<br />

would need to catch 20 people to look like<br />

you were doing a clean job... and then you<br />

got €450 a month extra.”<br />

The S-Bahn and WISAG would neither<br />

confirm nor deny the existence of such<br />

a quota system. Some of Sven’s observations,<br />

however, were affirmed by a federal<br />

police investigation in <strong>January</strong> 2017, when<br />

five S-Bahn ticket controllers, all WISAG<br />

employees, were accused of targeting tourists<br />

without writing up a proper ticket. Like<br />

Infedelix’s attacker, the controllers were<br />

quickly suspended and later dismissed.<br />

In a press release, S-Bahn Berlin press<br />

spokesperson Ingo Priegnitz stated that the<br />

company “does not tolerate any criminal<br />

machinations from our own employees or<br />

employees from contracted companies.”<br />

But what is WISAG doing to tackle corruption,<br />

and what sort of people are they<br />

hiring? According to WISAG spokesperson<br />

Tamara Schreiber, the security company<br />

observes a strict recruiting policy. Applicants<br />

need to present a police clearance<br />

certificate and pass an examination<br />

on security knowledge from the German<br />

Chamber of Industry and Commerce.<br />

Next, they must complete a four-week<br />

training course and an “in-depth interview”.<br />

Schreiber adds that controllers<br />

are “instructed and trained to respond<br />

in a de-escalating manner” when under<br />

duress. But she concludes: “Of course, we<br />

cannot see inside their heads.” Since the<br />

embezzlement case in <strong>January</strong>, and with<br />

their lucrative contract with the BVG and<br />

S-Bahn at stake, WISAG has apparently<br />

been clamping down with more “security<br />

checks” on their employees. Meanwhile,<br />

Berlin’s transport companies have said<br />

they are carrying out their own “anonymous<br />

quality control” inspections.<br />

PR WON’T CURE ALL<br />

With corruption and assault cases made<br />

public in the media, you’d expect the BVG<br />

and Deutsche Bahn to be under pressure<br />

to bring some Ordnung to the tracks.<br />

Several disciplinary measures are currently<br />

underway, including charging their<br />

subcontractors monetary penalties for<br />

controllers who show visible tattoos (€50)<br />

or operate without one of the two forms of<br />

identification they need to carry (€200).<br />

Perhaps with lingering worries surrounding<br />

embezzlement, the BVG can now reportedly<br />

fine security companies when controllers<br />

“intentionally” enter wrong data into<br />

their ticket machines. And contractors<br />

apparently now reward controllers not for<br />

numbers of Schwarzfahrer caught but for<br />

“good work”, including a low number of<br />

complaints or mistakes made over time.<br />

But the BVG’s main response has been<br />

to invest... in PR. The company reportedly<br />

pays out €3.5 million on marketing and advertising<br />

every year, with €500,000 going to<br />

social media alone. In the wake of “Is’ mir<br />

egal” and other stunts pulled by the Weil wir<br />

dich lieben campaign, the company gained<br />

an additional 18,500 ticket subscribers in<br />

2016, and their public image has significantly<br />

improved over the past two years.<br />

Meanwhile, though, BVG drivers are still<br />

subjected to austerity and stories of rogue<br />

controllers still abound. Clearly PR won’t<br />

cure all ills. What about a complete overhaul<br />

of the system?<br />

“Spend the damn €10 million one time to<br />

put in goddamn barriers like in every other<br />

country!” suggests Rodecker, who has gone<br />

from rapping outside Warschauer Straße to<br />

playing to thousands at Columbiahalle since<br />

he was assaulted. The bill might be slightly<br />

higher than that, but it’s a reasonable suggestion...<br />

quickly dismissed by BVG’s Schwentuchowski.<br />

“Even if it was possible from an<br />

engineering perspective, it would still be<br />

extremely expensive. Berlin’s underground<br />

system is over 115 years old. [The] introduction<br />

of a barrier system would be extremely<br />

challenging, considering such issues as safety<br />

in case of emergency, access for those with<br />

special mobility needs, buildings with historical<br />

protection status... There are no plans<br />

to move in that direction in the near future.”<br />

Financial concerns seem to be the main cynical<br />

calculation supporting the flawed system:<br />

by outsourcing to private security firms,<br />

Berlin’s transport companies are able to save<br />

a substantial amount of money, cutting back<br />

on the costs of providing medical benefits,<br />

retirement plans, and decent salaries to their<br />

employees. And they can pass the buck when<br />

it comes to potentially damaging lawsuits.<br />

A more radical solution would be to fulfil<br />

TicketTeilen’s ultimate campaign demand: to<br />

follow in the footsteps of Tallinn, Estonia by<br />

making transport free for all Berlin residents.<br />

This would be welcomed by many, especially<br />

since the cost of a single ticket in the Hauptstadt,<br />

currently €2.80, is surprisingly high<br />

given the city’s lingering reputation as inexpensive.<br />

But with the Association of German<br />

Transport Companies (VDV) claiming that<br />

free public transport would be too much of a<br />

finacial strain on the German taxpayer, and<br />

Berlin’s transport companies stuck in their<br />

ways, it will likely be a while before ticketless<br />

travelling becomes the norm.<br />

So for the time being, expect undercover<br />

controllers to remain with us, moving unobserved<br />

through Berlin’s train network, rubbing<br />

shoulders with unknowing passengers<br />

while patiently waiting for their next prey. If<br />

you’re lucky, they’ll give you a discount! n<br />

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Railway romance never rusts<br />

It’s the most-watched show about trains in the world, with over<br />

a million Germans tuning in 12 times a week. And even two<br />

years after the retirement of its cult presenter Hagen von Ortloff,<br />

Eisenbahn-Romantik has continued right on track. By Graham Anderson<br />

The 99 class eight-wheeler steam<br />

locomotive hurtles full throttle on its<br />

750mm narrow gauge track into viewers’<br />

living rooms. The nostalgic, jazzy tones of<br />

Wes Brown’s “Sentimental Journey” seduce<br />

German train lovers into another soothing<br />

episode of their favourite show, Eisenbahn-<br />

Romantik. Only one thing has changed in the<br />

format of “Railway Romantic” over its 26-<br />

year history – its founder and cult presenter<br />

Hagen von Ortloff hung up his conductor’s<br />

cap in 2015 upon turning 65. Eisenbahn-<br />

Romantik now runs on autopilot, without its<br />

guru’s polished Prussian dome and baritone<br />

High German nursing its million-plus train<br />

freaks through their daily iron horse “trips”.<br />

Forty years ago, Von Ortloff filmed his<br />

first railroad, as a TV journalist for the<br />

children’s programme Durchblick. “I made a<br />

90-second film about a model railway club<br />

in Winnenden. It’s still there today,” says<br />

the 68-year-old on a visit to Berlin from his<br />

home near Stuttgart.<br />

Encouraged by Mechthild Albus, producer<br />

at public broadcaster SDR (nowadays called<br />

SWR), the lifelong train enthusiast finally let<br />

his railway genie out of its bottle in 1991. “She<br />

challenged me to come up with a show that<br />

would bridge a dead spot between two popular<br />

afternoon programmes. The name Railway<br />

Romantic was already in my head, and so was<br />

TELEVISION<br />

‘Sentimental Journey’. Colleagues laughed. No<br />

one expected the show to survive. That’s something<br />

I am a tad proud of,” says Von Ortloff.<br />

In the first half-hour episode, Von Ortloff<br />

portrayed Das sauschwänzle Bähnle (“the sow’s<br />

lil’ tail railway”) on Germany’s Swiss border,<br />

famous for corkscrewing over itself six times<br />

via tunnels to gain altitude. And just like that<br />

train, Eisenbahn-Romantik’s viewer base of German<br />

train fanatics climbed higher and higher.<br />

“The show’s a product of outrageous fortune.<br />

We had no money. We used federal railway<br />

archive footage for early episodes. And we still<br />

outrated the programmes we were meant to<br />

link!” says Von Ortloff. In 1993, SDR gave him<br />

a regular weekly spot and a €200,000 budget.<br />

“We spent the money like it was our own,” Von<br />

Ortloff recalls. Today, the show’s budget is<br />

€250,000. Subsequent episodes have focused<br />

on railway repair depots, specific lines such as<br />

the “Wonder Train” from Nice to the Maritime<br />

Alps, locomotive types like the “Crocodile”<br />

and model railroads. Politics aren’t avoided:<br />

Von Ortloff made no secret of his fierce opposition<br />

to the controversial “Stuttgart 21” project,<br />

which converted the city’s terminus into a<br />

run-through underground station. The former<br />

presenter is particularly proud of the 1990s<br />

episodes about the GDR’s Deutsche Reichsbahn.<br />

“We focused on the closure of lines like the<br />

one from Velgast to Tribsees in Mecklenberg-<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

Vorpommern. That’s history now. And without<br />

history, there’s no future. But it’s preserved in<br />

the annals of Eisenbahn-Romantik.”<br />

A whole industry has mushroomed around<br />

the show: a fan club complete with an online<br />

shop, a magazine and T-shirts; an Eisenbahn-<br />

Romantik-themed hotel in Brandenburg;<br />

copycat TV programmes like Arte’s Mit dem<br />

Zug durch (By train through...). How did Von<br />

Ortloff stop all this attention from going to his<br />

head? He thanks the steadying ballast of his<br />

early life in Dresden in the German Democratic<br />

Republic. “I’m a born loser. The noble<br />

‘von’ in my name went down like a lead balloon<br />

in the GDR. Thank God I left in 1960 when<br />

I was 11 years old. I quite like ‘von’ now,” he<br />

admits. He puts his success down to luck. “I<br />

was the right man in the right place at the right<br />

moment. I never believed the show would be<br />

such a success, not in my wildest dreams.”<br />

Still, Von Ortloff doesn’t underestimate<br />

his own appeal as a presenter. “I’m always<br />

myself. I speak in a language that a grandma<br />

with six years of schooling can understand.<br />

Nothing off-colour. Above all, respect. The<br />

show’s success is the viewers’ achievement. I<br />

am not arrogant. Well, a little bit. But there’s<br />

no reason to be,” Von Ortoff laughs.<br />

He had groomed no heir apparent by the<br />

time he retired in 2015. “I jog six times a<br />

week. I’m as fit as a fiddle. I never missed an<br />

episode! That’s why there’s no crown prince.<br />

Had my son been 22 he could have taken over,<br />

but he’s 11,” smiles Von Ortloff. And because<br />

“two different frontmen presenting the same<br />

programme would confuse viewers,” he was<br />

never replaced. Longtime Eisenbahn-Romantik<br />

narrator Joachim “Jo” Jung now gives railway<br />

junkies their iron horse hits tucked out<br />

of sight behind a microphone. “Jung’s a good<br />

speaker. Better than I am,” says Von Ortloff.<br />

In Jung’s hands, the show has continued<br />

without a hitch. “The show runs repeat episodes<br />

from Monday to Friday, at 8:20am and<br />

2:50pm. New episodes appear on Saturdays<br />

and are repeated on Sundays. That’s 12 shows<br />

a week with a million viewers per show,” says<br />

Von Ortloff. Who are these fans? “They’re<br />

mainly men. Their wives are backseat spectators.<br />

But many wives often tell me they would<br />

be ‘all aboard’ for any train tour I guided. They<br />

appreciate becoming part of the ‘big picture’<br />

they would otherwise not understand.”<br />

Where to now for the cult programme<br />

with its guru in retirement? “It’s got<br />

themes for the next 50 years. Railway<br />

bridges alone could keep it going for 10<br />

years! The railway world is big, far too<br />

big,” Von Ortloff says. For his own part, the<br />

ex-presenter has “projects to keep me busy<br />

till death do us part.” He still organises the<br />

annual “International Railway Modelling<br />

Day” on December 2 of every year. And the<br />

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TRAINS<br />

SURVEILLANCE<br />

In Berlin, surveillance in public transport might not<br />

rival the ubiquitous CCTV in cities like London<br />

and Paris, but don’t be fooled. With more cameras<br />

on the U-Bahn, an increased police presence and a<br />

new facial recognition pilot, we’re being watched<br />

now more than ever before.<br />

By Aske Hald Knudstrup<br />

I<br />

f you’ve visited the high-ceilinged glass-andsteel<br />

Südkreuz train station in recent months,<br />

you might have seen that something is different.<br />

At the bottom of the escalators at the<br />

northern entrance of the station you’ll easily<br />

spot two large signs sticking to the tiles, indicating<br />

a choice of where to go. Follow the white signs for<br />

“Keine Gesichtserkennung” (no facial recognition);<br />

follow the blue ones for a route that leads you right<br />

under the government’s face scanners.<br />

From last August until February, a quartet<br />

consisting of the Interior Ministry, the Deutsche<br />

Bahn, the Bundespolizei (federal police) and the<br />

Bundeskriminalamt (federal criminal police office)<br />

has been testing the use of “automated facial<br />

recognition” in a pilot project aimed at finding<br />

out how reliable cameras might be in detecting<br />

and identifying people from a database. First, 300<br />

regular Berlin commuters volunteered to have<br />

their pictures taken. Now, three different software<br />

operators are testing whether they can spot<br />

anyone from that group among the thousands that<br />

travel from Südkreuz every day. With 1150 cameras<br />

in Berlin’s regional train and S-Bahn stations<br />

and 2771 in the BVG’s U-Bahn stations, there’s a<br />

lot of potential for facial recognition, should it be<br />

implemented city wide. The goal, in the words of<br />

Bundespolizei representative Matthias Lehmann, is<br />

“to help recognise dangerous situations at an early<br />

stage” and test whether cameras at train stations<br />

can “immediately provide a safety benefit”. With<br />

the system still in its test phase, the Bundespolizei<br />

hasn’t specified which people might be included in<br />

the database. But the unspoken hope is that in the<br />

event of another terrorist attack like the one on<br />

the Breitscheidplatz Christmas market in December<br />

2016, their system would help them catch the<br />

perpetrator before he or she left the country – or,<br />

maybe, before he or she even committed the crime.<br />

The police, the BVG and politicians all hearken back<br />

to that truck attack as a watershed moment for how<br />

Germans view security. Berlin is not yet in the same<br />

league as Paris (around 10,000 cameras in the metro)<br />

or London (over 15,000 cameras in the tube), but the<br />

Bundespolizei and Deutsche Bahn aren’t the only ones<br />

stepping up their surveillance game these days. The<br />

BVG is investing €48.2 million to equip their stations<br />

with modern video technology, meaning a total of<br />

6500 cameras (one every 25 metres) that can pan,<br />

zoom and tilt while delivering high-resolution pictures<br />

to a central security office. Currently, BVG security<br />

can see into every nook and cranny of 45 stations,<br />

those deemed the busiest or most crime-ridden. By<br />

the end of <strong>2018</strong>, that should be true for each of the 173<br />

stations on the network.<br />

SAFETY OR PRIVACY?<br />

Of course, the project has sparked concerns among<br />

civil liberty campaigners and a debate on where<br />

to draw the fine line between collective security<br />

and individual privacy. Maja Smoltczyk, head of<br />

the Berlin Commission for Data Protection and<br />

Freedom of Information (BlnBDI), has openly<br />

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criticised both facial recognition as well as<br />

the BVG’s planned camera expansion. “The<br />

right to privacy and the freedom of action<br />

are fundamental human rights and a basis<br />

for democratic societies. They must not be<br />

undermined only to create a vague feeling of<br />

safety,” says BlnBDI press officer Dalia Kues.<br />

The fear that the BVG will soon start<br />

prying into travellers’ routines is dismissed<br />

by spokesperson Jannes Schwentuchowski.<br />

“Firstly, unless the police asks us to save<br />

certain footage, every recording is only<br />

kept for 48 hours before it’s overwritten.<br />

Secondly, of our 260 employees working in<br />

security, only a very limited group of those<br />

has actual access to our video feeds.”<br />

But Kues is not only worried about how<br />

it will affect citizens’ fundamental rights.<br />

She’s also sceptical of the actual efficiency<br />

of city-wide video surveillance: “At best, it<br />

may lead to a shift of crime to other spots.<br />

At worst, people who plan rampages and<br />

terrorist acts could even be encouraged by<br />

the public attention they gain,” she says.<br />

Hakan Taş, a member of the Berlin state<br />

parliament for Die Linke and spokesperson on<br />

interior politics, agrees. “It’s good for catching<br />

criminals, but for preventing crime, surveillance<br />

contributes to a false sense of security<br />

– the crime will just move. Something that’s<br />

of course in the BVG’s interests,” Taş says. He<br />

adds that he doesn’t understand why an idle<br />

station in Zehlendorf needs the same amount<br />

of camera coverage as Alexanderplatz.<br />

But for both Schwentuchowski and Berlin<br />

police spokesperson Wilfrid Wenzel, dwindling<br />

crime numbers are the best argument<br />

in favour of camera surveillance. According<br />

to the BVG’s most recent security report,<br />

the amount of assaults occurring on BVG<br />

premises has decreased 20 percent since<br />

2011, in a period where the number of passengers<br />

has risen by the same proportion.<br />

There were 3106 attacks in 2016, 2212 of<br />

which were in the U-Bahn. Statistically, this<br />

means passengers fall victim to a violent<br />

crime every 2500th ride.<br />

AN ESSENTIAL<br />

CRIME-FIGHTING TOOL?<br />

To what extent the decrease can be attributed<br />

to cameras is difficult to say. The case seems<br />

to be easier to make when it comes to surveillance<br />

as a useful tool for crime solving. In<br />

December 2016, seven youngsters tried to set<br />

a homeless man on fire in the Schönleinstraße<br />

station, but eventually turned themselves in<br />

when they learned that their deed had been<br />

caught on camera. And many Berliners still<br />

remember the shocking camera footage of a<br />

man violently kicking a 26-year-old woman<br />

down the stairs of the Hermannstraße U-Bahn<br />

Pavel Mezihorák<br />

Signs at S-Bahnhof Südkreuz give passengers a choice<br />

to pass through a “facial recognition area” or not.<br />

“The release of the tape<br />

made people feel less safe,<br />

while at the same time<br />

the camera did what it<br />

was supposed to do – the<br />

guy was actually found.”<br />

station in October 2016. Released by the German<br />

police in December, the video went viral<br />

and the suspected perpetrator was arrested<br />

soon after thanks to a tip-off from the public.<br />

In July last year, he was sentenced to two years<br />

and 11 months in prison. Schwentuchowski<br />

acknowledges the incident as the perfect<br />

example of the ambivalence surrounding video<br />

surveillance. “The release of the tape made<br />

people feel less safe, while at the same time<br />

the camera did what it was supposed to do –<br />

the guy was actually found,” he says.<br />

Neither Hakan Taş nor the BlnBDI are<br />

completely opposed to video cameras. “Video<br />

surveillance can be meaningful for specific<br />

purposes and at selected spots,” concedes<br />

Kues. Both she and Taş doubt the preventive<br />

effects, but believe it to be a good tool to catch<br />

perpetrators after a crime has been committed.<br />

Hakan Taş is instead appealing for a bigger,<br />

more visible police force, something Berlin’s<br />

“red-red-green” government has already put<br />

into action with a plan of training 630 new officers<br />

in <strong>2018</strong>, up from 270 in 2016. The Berlin<br />

government also reintroduced the use of<br />

so-called Doppelstreifen on the BVG last year.<br />

Originally abolished in 2003, these patrols<br />

are made up of two BVG security guards and<br />

two police officers. Currently, five of these<br />

patrols are out each day, which might seem<br />

like a drop in the ocean, but BVG’s Schwentuchowski<br />

believes that “it has a psychological<br />

effect, actively making people think twice.”<br />

He’s expecting crime statistics for 2017 to<br />

show the positive, deterrent effect of closer<br />

cooperation between the BVG and police.<br />

More cameras, more police, improved<br />

technology. One thing that’s for sure is that<br />

Berlin’s train stations are set to be better<br />

surveilled and commuters’ whereabouts<br />

more monitored than ever before. Will it<br />

make us safer, especially in case of a terrorist<br />

attack? Hard to tell. But according to<br />

a 2017 Forsa survey, 80 percent of Berlin<br />

citizens see increased surveillance as a necessary<br />

evil and want more of it. n<br />

Number of cameras in BVG stations<br />

2016: 2300 | 2017: 2771 | <strong>2018</strong> (expected): 6500<br />

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TRAINS<br />

SPOTLIGHT<br />

Endstation Grunewald<br />

This month marks the 20th anniversary of Gleis 17, one of<br />

Berlin’s least known but most powerful Holocaust memorials.<br />

By Amy Leonard. Photos by Pavel Mezihorák<br />

The platform at Grunewald station onto<br />

which you disembark is unremarkable.<br />

There’s a main road to one side, loud<br />

with traffic. The stark black-and-white signs<br />

pointing the way to “Gleis 17” (track 17) are unremarkable<br />

too; no description, no explanation,<br />

just those words. Were you only here for a hike,<br />

you could walk past them without a thought.<br />

You descend into the tunnel connecting<br />

the platforms to the outside world, but instead<br />

of heading off towards the forest, you<br />

re-ascend a staircase and emerge onto the<br />

platform for Gleis 17. Save for a few Israeli<br />

tourists, it’s completely empty, as is the<br />

track itself. As you can tell from the vegetation<br />

rising up from between the railroad ties,<br />

no train has been here for a long time.<br />

It was from this exact platform, on<br />

October 18, 1941, that the first deportation<br />

of Jews happened in Berlin; 1013<br />

people crammed onto a train bound for the<br />

Łódź ghetto in Poland. In total, over 50,000<br />

members of Berlin’s Jewish population were<br />

deported from Gleis 17 to Warsaw, Riga,<br />

Theresienstadt and Auschwitz, amongst<br />

other ghettos and concentration camps.<br />

At the time, Grunewald was a much larger<br />

rail station, with 17 tracks, and it was not<br />

by chance that this particular spot was the<br />

point of departure for the transports. “The<br />

platform was deliberately developed by the<br />

Reichsbahn solely for the deportation of<br />

people,” says Nigel Dunkley, a British historian<br />

and tour guide. The platform’s location<br />

on the outskirts of the city and its position<br />

on the edge of the rail complex were ideal<br />

because “deportation could be carried out<br />

without people seeing”. Every aspect of the<br />

platform’s location was carefully thought out.<br />

“It is on elevated ground, so it’s not easily<br />

visible from below by normal passengers. It’s<br />

a dead end, with the only exit for rail traffic<br />

facing east. And it’s immediately accessible to<br />

columns of deportees being marched to the<br />

station on foot.” This said, Grunewald was a<br />

densely populated area, and it is hardly conceivable<br />

that so many Jews could be marched<br />

to the station without residents noticing.<br />

Today, 186 large cast-iron plates line the<br />

platform on both sides, the edges nearest<br />

the track itself inscribed with the date,<br />

number of deportees and destination of<br />

every transport that left this place between<br />

1941 and 1945. Reading the words, you can<br />

follow the course of WWII, of the rise and<br />

fall of the Nazis; the change from ghettos to<br />

death camps as time went on, the swell in<br />

numbers of deportees to Auschwitz after the<br />

gas chambers were built in 1942, the change<br />

of destination when the Red Army advanced<br />

further west. It’s simple and stark, and in being<br />

both, quite devastating.<br />

Commemorative efforts date back from<br />

1953, when a plaque was installed but swiftly<br />

removed after it was suspected that the<br />

initiators were a communist group. A local<br />

women’s church group laid a small memorial<br />

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“The gates of Auschwitz<br />

with the train tracks going<br />

in became a symbol of<br />

the Holocaust, and this is<br />

where the tracks began.”<br />

in front of the main entrance to<br />

the station in 1987; it still stands<br />

today. In 1991, an artwork by<br />

Polish artist Karol Broniatowski<br />

was installed along the freight<br />

ramp up to the platform. It is a<br />

large concrete wall with rough<br />

human shapes forced deep into<br />

its face as though they were<br />

headed toward the platform,<br />

hollow and shadowed.<br />

But it wasn’t until 1996 that Germany decided to turn<br />

Gleis 17 into a permanent memorial, as a way for the<br />

post-reunification Deutsche Bahn to acknowledge<br />

the collaboration of their predecessors, the Deutsche<br />

Reichsbahn, with the National Socialists. Together with<br />

Berlin’s Central Council of Jews, Deutsche Bahn CEO<br />

Heinz Dürr launched a design competition that was won<br />

by architects Hirsch, Lorch and Wandel. Their memorial<br />

was inaugurated on <strong>January</strong> 27, 1998, with the addition<br />

in 2011 of birch trees from around the area of Auschwitz-<br />

Birkenau, replanted by Polish artist Lukasz Surowiec.<br />

Unlike its younger, louder, attention-seeking cousin<br />

near the Brandenburg Gate, this Holocaust memorial<br />

has never called for any fanfare. “It’s been accepted<br />

very well and treated with the respect it deserves,” says<br />

Susanne Kill of Deutsche Bahn’s Historical Department.<br />

“Unlike the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe,<br />

it has the big advantage that of course there’s no doubt<br />

those trains started there. It’s a historical site.”<br />

And it’s exactly that which sets it apart from Peter<br />

Eisenman’s work. This isn’t just something created and<br />

put somewhere it would fit. “I’ve had people cry when<br />

they suddenly realise they are looking at the very rails that<br />

carried these people to their deaths,” says Dunkley. The<br />

62-year-old self-dubbed “Scotsman, former soldier and<br />

diplomat” wants to turn the low building at the side of the<br />

platform, where some 50,000 Jews were herded like cattle<br />

and checked off transport lists, into a visitor’s centre.<br />

Yet despite its historical importance and emotional<br />

impact, Gleis 17 is relatively unknown. “I’d say the majority<br />

of tourists don’t know about it. It’s a bit off-track and<br />

there’s so much about the Holocaust in the city centre.<br />

As for Berlin residents, many can probably link Gleis 17<br />

to the deportations, but I doubt many have visited it,”<br />

says Friederike Pescheck of the Permanent Conference<br />

for Directors of National Socialist Memorial Sites in the<br />

Berlin Area, who co-organises the annual commemorative<br />

ceremony at Gleis 17 on October 18.<br />

“To me, its level of visibility is okay, because of<br />

its nature,” Kill reflects. “It’s symbolic, a thoughtful<br />

place. The gates of Auschwitz with the train tracks<br />

going in became a symbol of the Holocaust, and this<br />

is where the tracks began.” n<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Transmediale/CTM<br />

TRANSMEDIALE<br />

JAN 31-FEB 4<br />

CTM<br />

JAN 26-FEB 4<br />

Preview<br />

Time to transcend<br />

A Becoming Resemblance<br />

Top 5 CTM shows<br />

Opening concert<br />

with Zorka Wollny and<br />

Andrzej Wasilweski Jan<br />

27, 19:00, HAU1<br />

Cevdet Erek, Okkyung<br />

Lee, Marcus Schmickler<br />

and more Jan 31, 21:00,<br />

Berghain<br />

Lotic & Roderick George,<br />

Rashaad Newsome Feb 1,<br />

19:30/22:00, HAU2<br />

James Ferraro Feb 2,<br />

21:00, HKW<br />

Holly Herndon Ensemble<br />

Feb 3, 20:00,<br />

Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />

From the conference hall to the galleries<br />

to the clubs, the Transmediale and<br />

CTM festivals present a genre-blurring,<br />

format-spanning reflection on our<br />

troubled times. By Sarrita Hunn and Michael Hoh<br />

Does anyone remember what Transmediale is anymore?<br />

What started in 1987 as an experimental video<br />

programme within the Berlinale has turned into<br />

an ever-expanding confluence of art, culture and technology<br />

encompassing exhibitions, conferences, screenings,<br />

performances and publications. Invitees are not just artists<br />

and filmmakers but thinkers and hacktivists the world over,<br />

drawn to HKW under the banner of characteristically vague<br />

themes like 2011’s “Response: Ability” and last year’s 30th<br />

anniversary edition, “ever elusive”. Meanwhile, its sister festival<br />

CTM, founded in 1999 as a one-off Transmediale side<br />

programme, has become its own beast, engulfing every hot<br />

performer, genre and format that could possibly constitute<br />

“adventurous music and art”.<br />

TRANSMEDIALE: AMERICAN FACES<br />

Amidst a Trump presidency and endless sexual harassment<br />

scandals, Transmediale’s Swedish curator Kristoffer<br />

Gansing describes this year’s theme, “face value”, as “more<br />

‘current affairs’ related than usual”, with a particular focus<br />

on race, class and gender identity issues and quite a few<br />

guests from across the pond. After a Vorspiel programme of<br />

exhibitions at project spaces across Berlin (opening Jan 19<br />

at ACUD), American artist Heather Dewey-Hagborg kicks<br />

off the Transmediale exhibition proper by literally puting<br />

the “face” in the title. She created 30 wildly differentlooking<br />

3D-printed portraits from whistleblower Chelsea<br />

Manning’s DNA, as mailed out from her Fort Leavenworth<br />

prison cell in the form of cheek swabs and hair clippings.<br />

The result, Probably Chelsea, forms the centrepiece of<br />

Dewey-Hagborg and Manning’s much-anticipated show<br />

A Becoming Resemblance. It opens <strong>January</strong> 31 at HKW<br />

alongside the experimental exhibition programme Territories<br />

of Complicity. The latter features Vilém Flusser<br />

resident artists Demystification Committee (Oliver Smith<br />

and Francesco Tacchini) with Offshore Investigation Vehicle,<br />

an ongoing research project examining offshore banking;<br />

and UK author and artist Nick Thurston’s Hate Library of<br />

language used by far-right political groups in online forums<br />

presented in physical texts and artworks.<br />

The conference (Feb 1-4, HKW), organised by Berlinbased<br />

Greek curator Daphne Dragona, uses “face value”<br />

as a point of departure to focus on the racial dimensions<br />

of capitalism. Keynote speaker Jonathan Beller (American<br />

media theorist and author of The Cinematic Mode of Production)<br />

will pit capitalism against communism and praise<br />

the promise of encryption, while French feminist author,<br />

political analyst and activist Françoise Vergès will add<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Transmediale/CTM<br />

George E Lewis<br />

some environmental and colonial considerations<br />

to the discussion. Other hot topics to be<br />

touched upon: sexism and racism in the tech<br />

world (courtesy of gaming culture scholar Lisa<br />

Nakamura); countercultures in polarised times<br />

(a discussion between Irish Kill All Normies author<br />

Angela Nagle and German media theorist<br />

Florian Cramer); and “blaccelerationism”, or<br />

the intersection of accelerationist philosophy<br />

and black radical thought, as explored by Los<br />

Angeles-based writer and artist Aria Dean.<br />

Or maybe you’d rather just kick back with a<br />

movie? The film programme is no less heady,<br />

with highlights including the German premiere<br />

of Disseminate and Hold, a short by Rosa<br />

Barbra about Sao Paolo’s Minhocão highway;<br />

and Eric Baudelaire’s documentary Also Known<br />

as Jihadi, the story of a young French man’s<br />

incarceration for allegedly joining ISIS.<br />

Emily Peragine<br />

CTM: TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER<br />

The former electronic music festival is broader<br />

than ever this year, taking on the social and political<br />

zeitgeist under the banner of “Turmoil”<br />

with a clash of all disciplines from art to music<br />

to science to dance.<br />

Of course, you’ll still hear plenty of bleeps<br />

and bloops – like when avant-garde jazz legends<br />

George E. Lewis and Roscoe Mitchell take the<br />

stage together with Voyager, an early interactive<br />

computer invented by Lewis 30 years ago.<br />

Also anticipating the rise of the machines is<br />

Berlin’s Holly Herndon, whose performance<br />

with her vocal ensemble promises to be a<br />

highlight of a special AI-focused series that<br />

culminates with a commissioned theatrical/<br />

choral work by James Ferraro, the New York<br />

producer/ conceptual artist who puts the<br />

“scene” in “Anthropocene”. Over at Bethanien,<br />

an exhibition running through April 2 willl<br />

explore Uncanny Valleys of a Possible Future;<br />

at the CTM opening concert (Jan 27), partipating<br />

Polish artists Zorka Wollny and Andrzej<br />

Wasilewski expanding on Wollny’s existing<br />

artwork “Vox Populi” by triggering the highvoltage<br />

sounds of a Tesla coil (think Björk’s<br />

Biophilia) with two vocalists. Even more ambitious<br />

is Dutchman Philip Vermeulen’s Physical<br />

Rhythm Machine_Boem BOem, a massive<br />

programmable drum machine that makes noise<br />

by shooting balls into boxes.<br />

The concerts featuring “real” instruments<br />

tend to push their boundaries. If you think<br />

you’ve heard all the sounds a cello can make,<br />

check out Okkyung Lee; ditto with the percussion<br />

played by Ugandan-British collaboration<br />

Nihiloxica and Turkish artist Cevdet Erek. It’s<br />

all about noise for veterans like Atari Teenage<br />

Riot’s Hanin Elias and proto-techno punks DAF,<br />

whereas if you prefer a gentler strain of concert<br />

experience, Scott Kelly and John Judkins’<br />

acoustic doom combo will suit you perfectly.<br />

Dance plays a bigger part this year than in<br />

the past. In a three-night programme at HAU2,<br />

choreographer Christoph Winkler will tackle<br />

the work of the late Ernest Berk with the help<br />

of musicians groupA, Rashad Becker and Pan<br />

Daijing. New York’s Rashaad Newsome turns<br />

vogueing into a multidisciplinary performance<br />

art piece in FIVE Berlin, while Berlin club fav<br />

Lotic re-teams up with choreographer Roderick<br />

George (following last year’s Fleshless<br />

Beast) to exploring dance genres’ racial implications<br />

in Embryogenesis.<br />

Sick of watching other people dance?<br />

Whether you want to get down to hometown<br />

EDM rebel Boys Noize or determine whether<br />

Jason Hou really is the Chinese equivalent of<br />

early Skrillex, Berghain/Panorama Bar is the<br />

place to be. Don’t miss February 2, which sees<br />

a history lesson in gabber and hardcore featuring<br />

Dutch turntable legend Darkraver while<br />

Berlin’s Perel spins her house-techno blend<br />

upstairs (see interview below).<br />

For complete immersion, Christopher<br />

Bauder and Kangding Ray’s light and sound<br />

installation Skalar (opening Jan 27 at Kraftwerk)<br />

looks to be one for the ‘grammers,<br />

while a separate “Transcend the Turmoil”<br />

programme at Funkhaus’ new surroundsound<br />

space Monom will take you into an<br />

auditory fourth dimension. Lastly, artist Teun<br />

Vonk’s installation The Physical Mind (part of<br />

the Bethanien exhibition) just wants to give<br />

you a giant hug between two inflatable pillows.<br />

After all that, you’ll need it. n<br />

“It’s about love and freedom”<br />

Part of CTM’s Panorama Bar lineup on February 2, Berlin-based<br />

DJ Perel tells us about utilising her own personal turmoil to create<br />

unity on the dance floor.<br />

I grew up in Saxony, in a small town in the Erzgebirge. My family was part of the<br />

Seventh-day Adventist Church. In East Germany, that alone was enough to feel different<br />

from the rest. I never fit in, really, so I looked for an escape in music.<br />

I actually didn’t know this year’s CTM motto. I was just surprised that it fit so<br />

well with my new album, Hermetica (Apr 20, DFA Records). One of the big themes<br />

throughout my album is overcoming fear; on a personal and a societal level.<br />

When I wrote the lyrics to my single “Die Dimension”, Trump was elected, and<br />

simultaneously right-wing populism rose in Germany with the AfD. I was so<br />

taken aback. To this day, I can’t really comprehend it. I feel paralysed from everything<br />

that’s going on, and music is a form of self-therapy, a need to let it all out<br />

and process it. That’s how the lyrics about a borderless world came about – not<br />

only physical borders, but mental ones, too. We can’t really express our emotions<br />

freely anymore for fear of them being misunderstood.<br />

In a club context, you can’t control how people will react, but the basic idea is definitely<br />

a political one: everyone’s the same, it doesn’t matter where you come from and<br />

who you are. As hippie-esque as it may sound, it’s above all about love and freedom.<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />

REVIEWS<br />

Editor’s Choice<br />

Here come the contenders<br />

With Oscar season kicking into gear, this month’s big releases are<br />

dominated by grandstanding central performances. By Paul O’Callaghan<br />

L’Amant Double<br />

D: François Ozon<br />

(France 2017)<br />

HHH<br />

Ozon’s camp and<br />

frequently ridiculous<br />

erotic thriller, about<br />

a patient who has<br />

an affair with her<br />

therapist and his twin<br />

brother, is worth<br />

watching if only for<br />

the stunning bravura<br />

of its gynaecological<br />

opening shot. Starts<br />

Jan 18<br />

Beach Rats<br />

D: Eliza Hittman<br />

(USA 2017)<br />

HHHH<br />

This erotically<br />

charged, unsentimental,<br />

compellingly<br />

voyeuristic coming-of-age<br />

drama<br />

confirms sophomore<br />

director Hittman (see<br />

interview, page 30)<br />

as a major new voice<br />

in US indie cinema.<br />

Starts Jan 25<br />

Wonder<br />

D: Stephen Chbosky<br />

(USA 2017)<br />

HHH<br />

Based on the YA<br />

novel about the first<br />

school experience of<br />

a young boy with a<br />

genetic disorder, this<br />

inoffensive familyfriendly<br />

fare ends<br />

up, for the most<br />

part, on the right<br />

side of charming.<br />

Starts Jan 25<br />

At the time of writing, this<br />

year’s Oscar race is wide<br />

open, with around a dozen<br />

titles duking it out for<br />

consideration. The safest bet among<br />

the major categories appears to be<br />

Gary Oldman as Best Actor for his<br />

turn as Winston Churchill in Joe<br />

Wright’s Darkest Hour (photo). It’s<br />

the archetypal Oscar-bait performance<br />

– a seasoned thesp disappearing<br />

behind unflattering prosthetics to<br />

deliver an uncanny impersonation of<br />

a revered historical figure. The film<br />

chronicles the turbulent early days of<br />

World War II from the perspective of<br />

the British powers-that-be, with the<br />

newly-elected PM struggling to take<br />

the reins of a divided government<br />

as Hitler’s troops march ever closer.<br />

But while Oldman offers compelling<br />

glimpses of the haunted soul cowering<br />

behind the grandstanding orator,<br />

Wright over-eggs the pudding with<br />

ostentatious visual flourishes, whilst<br />

Ben Mendelsohn’s gently lisping King<br />

George VI pushes the whole thing perilously<br />

close to parody. What a shame<br />

it would be for Oldman to net his first<br />

little gold man for this prestige piffle.<br />

Frances McDormand is a serious<br />

Best Actress contender for her outstanding<br />

work in Martin McDonagh’s<br />

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing,<br />

Missouri. She plays Mildred Hayes, a<br />

grieving mother enraged by the local<br />

authorities’ inability to solve the rape<br />

and murder of her teenage daughter.<br />

In a bid for closure, she rents the titular<br />

billboards to call out the ineptitude<br />

of police chief Willoughby (Woody<br />

Harrelson), sending shockwaves<br />

through the community.<br />

Some will embrace Mildred as a<br />

potent symbol of the #MeToo movement<br />

– she’s a boiler suit-clad badass<br />

who speaks uncomfortable truths<br />

about systemic misogyny in a manner<br />

that’s truly exhilarating to behold.<br />

But McDonagh delights in testing<br />

the limits of our sympathy, endowing<br />

the character with a malicious streak<br />

that becomes increasingly difficult to<br />

ignore. Similarly, the filmmaker sets<br />

himself the challenge of eliciting a degree<br />

of sympathy for cop Dixon (Sam<br />

Rockwell), a deadbeat racist with a<br />

track record in torture. This element<br />

has proven wildly divisive, with many<br />

finding Dixon’s redemptive arc hard<br />

to swallow. For me, this is rendered<br />

less problematic by the film’s heightened<br />

realism – this is a world in which<br />

every seemingly innocuous interaction<br />

feeds into a satisfyingly tricksy<br />

overarching narrative. But while he’s<br />

a prodigiously talented yarn-spinner,<br />

McDonagh’s childish penchant for<br />

button-pushing may ultimately scupper<br />

the film’s Oscar prospects.<br />

Despite a warm audience reception<br />

at its Venice world premiere,<br />

Paolo Virzì’s English-language debut<br />

The Leisure Seeker was dismissed by<br />

critics as an awards season also-ran,<br />

although that didn’t stop the Hollywood<br />

Foreign Press from doling out<br />

a 12th Golden Globe nomination to<br />

star Helen Mirren. She plays Ella, an<br />

ageing Southern belle dying of cancer<br />

who resolves to bow out on her own<br />

terms by embarking on a road trip<br />

from Boston to Key West with her<br />

Alzheimer’s-stricken husband John<br />

(Donald Sutherland). Needless to<br />

say this is an absolutely shameless<br />

tearjerker, but I can’t deny that it<br />

did the job for me. Mirren’s accent is<br />

ludicrous, but she and Sutherland vividly<br />

evoke the sense of a relationship<br />

that’s spanned decades and suffered<br />

countless setbacks. Meanwhile Virzì<br />

revels in the beauty of the open road,<br />

and serves up enough wry humour to<br />

offset all the schmaltz. n<br />

Starts Jan 4 The Leisure Seeker HHH D: Paolo Virzì (Italy, US 2017) with<br />

Donald Sutherland, Helen Mirren | Starts Jan 18 Darkest Hour HH D:<br />

Joe Wright (UK 2017) with Gary Oldman, Kristin Scott Thomas | Starts Jan 25<br />

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri HHHH D: Martin McDonagh<br />

(US, UK 2017) with Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />

Reviews<br />

The Untamed<br />

It Comes at Night<br />

Starts Jan 11<br />

The Untamed<br />

D: Amat Escalante (Mexico 2016)<br />

with Ruth Ramos, Jesus Meza<br />

HHHH<br />

Part oblique allegory, part out-there bodyhorror,<br />

Mexican auteur Escalante’s fourth<br />

feature is an unholy fusion of Lovecraftian<br />

sci-fi and social realist drama which centres<br />

on the entangled relationships of Alejandra<br />

(Ramos); her husband Angel (Meza), who is<br />

having an affair with his brother-in-law; and<br />

the mysterious Verónica (Simone Bucio).<br />

Don’t let the telenovela-style premise put<br />

you off, as the film gradually emerges as a<br />

potent critique of endemic homophobia and<br />

misogyny in working-class Mexico. It’s also a<br />

vivid, outlandish examination of repressed<br />

sexual desire, calling to mind both Andrzej<br />

Zulawski’s Possession and the unsettling eroticism<br />

of Jonathan Glazer’s Under the Skin. No<br />

matter how hard you try, you won’t be able<br />

to escape its constricting tendrils. — DM<br />

Starts Jan 18<br />

It Comes at Night<br />

D: Trey Edward Shults (US 2017)<br />

with Joel Edgerton, Carmen Ejogo<br />

HHHH<br />

2017 was a banner year for horror, with<br />

critical darling Get Out and bona-fide<br />

blockbuster It leading the charge. Germany<br />

rings in the new year with the belated<br />

release of another unsettling gem. It Comes<br />

at Night is a pared-down tale of survival<br />

which chronicles a fragile cohabitation between<br />

two families after an unidentified virus<br />

has seemingly ravaged the world. Rooted<br />

in psychological horror and eschewing<br />

easy scares, Shults makes up for a sparse<br />

narrative with bleak beats and a masterfully<br />

oppressive ratcheting of tension. Some will<br />

call it out as style over substance, but fans<br />

of moodily orchestrated scares will marvel<br />

at how the mounting paranoia and terror is<br />

handled without resorting to the obvious<br />

conjuring of monsters. — DM<br />

Starts Jan 18<br />

Downsizing<br />

D: Alexander Payne (US 2017)<br />

with Matt Damon, Hong Chau<br />

PRO: A pleasure!<br />

HHHH<br />

What if, in the future, we can combat<br />

overpopulation and live lavishly by getting<br />

shrunk down to five inches tall? The<br />

central conceit of this poignant comedydrama<br />

is as ludicrous as it is unexpectedly<br />

fertile. Alexander Payne digs past obvious<br />

visual gags to uncover abundant food for<br />

thought. In our obsession with technology<br />

as a source of infinite short-term<br />

solutions, have we lost sight of empathy,<br />

decency and basic kindness? Can the fight<br />

against resource scarcity ultimately be<br />

sustained by a mentality of greed and the<br />

pursuit of material excess? Through the<br />

quirky, frequently hilarious odyssey of our<br />

pint-sized protagonists, the movie asks<br />

numerous urgent questions. Meanwhile<br />

Hong Chau radiates strength and soulfulness<br />

as a Vietnamese freedom fighter,<br />

outshining her A-list co-stars despite – or<br />

perhaps because of – a performance<br />

based on stilted racial stereotypes. After<br />

duds like The Descendants and Nebraska,<br />

this is vintage Payne. — ZS<br />

CON: Payneful<br />

HH<br />

Payne reportedly began work on Downsizing<br />

over a decade ago, and the finished<br />

product has the distinct whiff of a long-ingestation<br />

passion project. You can’t fault<br />

the writer-director for ambition, but once<br />

the novelty of the neat premise wears off,<br />

the film swiftly reveals itself as a grab bag<br />

of half-baked ideas, with an aggravatingly<br />

flippant tone that leaves one reluctant<br />

to engage with its occasional sojourns<br />

into sincerity. Payne seems driven predominantly<br />

by a desire to wrong-foot the<br />

viewer, which pays off spectacularly in one<br />

early plot pivot, but soon proves exasperating.<br />

The most head-scratching element<br />

is Chau’s turn as Ngoc Lan. In a sense she’s<br />

the heart and soul of the film, but the New<br />

Orleans-raised actress delivers her lines<br />

in thickly accented broken English, making<br />

her every utterance feel like a cheap joke.<br />

Adding insult to injury is Christoph Waltz<br />

trotting out his same old larger-than-life<br />

schtick as an ageing playboy. Payne’s weakest<br />

film to date, by a country mile. — PO’C<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />

“ Women are always<br />

attacked when they<br />

step out of their lane”<br />

Eliza Hittman on appropriating the male<br />

gaze in Beach Rats. By Zhuo-Ning Su<br />

DON’T MISS<br />

Daughters of Darkness<br />

Programming<br />

collective Prachtige<br />

Films presents a rare<br />

screening of the cult<br />

1970s lesbian vampire<br />

caper, with director<br />

Harry Kümel in<br />

attendance. Jan 12,<br />

Moviemento<br />

Hellas Filmbox<br />

This year, Berlin’s<br />

Greek film fest aims to<br />

build bridges between<br />

the Greek and German<br />

creative communities<br />

through panel events<br />

and discussions, with<br />

participants including<br />

filmmaker Zafeiris Haitidis<br />

and singer-songwriter<br />

Konstantin<br />

Wecker. Jan 24-28,<br />

Urban Spree<br />

The Long Summer of<br />

Theory<br />

This month at EX-<br />

Blicks, director Irene<br />

von Alberti introduces<br />

her Mitte-set<br />

study of creative<br />

chaos, contemporary<br />

feminism and the<br />

dread of gentrification.<br />

Jan 29, 20:30,<br />

Lichtblick<br />

The New York filmmaker won<br />

a directing award at Sundance<br />

last year for her intimate tale of<br />

teen Frankie (Harris Dickinson), who<br />

chases girls alongside his red-blooded<br />

bros by day and hooks up with older<br />

men by night. Shot on 16mm, it’s a visually<br />

evocative portrait of conflicted<br />

adolescence. It hits German screens<br />

on <strong>January</strong> 25 (see review, page 28).<br />

Both Beach Rats and your first<br />

feature It Felt Like Love revolve<br />

around teenage protagonists.<br />

For me, there’s something very<br />

exciting about watching young<br />

people act, something open and<br />

honest. As actors gets older, they<br />

often learn to act too well. Thematically,<br />

I’m interested in adolescence<br />

as a process, and in the pain that<br />

comes with realising something<br />

about yourself that may haunt you<br />

through your adulthood.<br />

How did the character of Frankie<br />

come to you? As part of the casting<br />

process for It Felt Like Love, I met<br />

kids from a neighbourhood in Brooklyn<br />

called Gerritsen Beach. Kids<br />

there are known as “beach rats”,<br />

which stuck with me as a potential title.<br />

It’s a very working-class borough,<br />

with meth and opiate problems. But<br />

the kids also have access to<br />

the water, and a lot of them<br />

have jet skis. There’s this<br />

lazy beach vibe, which you never really<br />

associate with New York City.<br />

And then you had the idea to<br />

make it about an identity crisis?<br />

That also comes from the reality of<br />

the neighbourhood. The beaches at<br />

night are cruising spots. So there’s<br />

this natural tension that exists<br />

between two worlds, embodied in<br />

transactional experiences with older<br />

guys who I picture driving from the<br />

city to the suburbs and stopping<br />

at this halfway point. This got me<br />

thinking about a character who gets<br />

caught between these two worlds.<br />

Last summer Kathryn Bigelow<br />

was criticised for telling an<br />

African-American story as a<br />

white woman in Detroit. Were<br />

you worried about making a<br />

film about masculinity? I was<br />

nervous because women are always<br />

attacked when they step out of their<br />

lane. There’s a tragic expectation<br />

that women’s work should always<br />

be a reflection of being a woman. As<br />

soon as a woman tries to tackle history,<br />

politics, or issues around men,<br />

there’s always a personal attack. Obviously<br />

there are issues within the<br />

system about letting marginalised<br />

voices have opportunities. But I<br />

don’t think that every time a woman<br />

makes a piece of art that’s slightly<br />

outside her own experiences, she<br />

should be torn apart in a witch hunt.<br />

Has your Sundance win brought<br />

new opportunities? Well, the<br />

TV world opened up to me, which<br />

has given me an opportunity to<br />

make money directing for the first<br />

time! Culturally I think Sundance<br />

is very much about finding the next<br />

‘it boy’. Even with a film like ours<br />

that plays well, you’re always in the<br />

shadow of some movie that sells<br />

to Fox Searchlight for $10 million<br />

because they think they’ve found a<br />

new ‘it boy’ director.<br />

What inspired the film’s hazy<br />

visuals? I worked with Hélène<br />

Louvart, a very experienced French<br />

cinematographer. I showed her photographs<br />

by Barbara Crane, who did<br />

a lot of Polaroid work in the 1980s.<br />

She did these close-up shots of<br />

people’s bodies touching each other<br />

in the summer heat. They capture<br />

sexual, private moments. Hélène<br />

really liked this style and we talked<br />

about bringing that to the beach,<br />

as if we were turning on a flashlight<br />

and catching animals creeping<br />

around in the darkness.<br />

Did you feel you were taking a<br />

risk casting British actor Harris<br />

Dickinson as Frankie? He<br />

was the best person we auditioned,<br />

but I was terrified that he wasn’t<br />

going to blend into this world. He’d<br />

never even been to Brooklyn! But<br />

he hung out with the other guys<br />

before the shoot, and played handball<br />

with them. We talked about his<br />

posture, but ultimately he found<br />

the character by himself. n<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />

Preview<br />

Princess Cyd The Florida Project Tonsler Park<br />

The whole nine yards<br />

The ninth Unknown Pleasures<br />

film festival brings the best of<br />

the US to Berlin.<br />

This smartly programmed showcase of recent<br />

American indie cinematic highlights<br />

includes Oscar hopefuls, festival darlings<br />

and under-the-radar gems. It kicks off on<br />

<strong>January</strong> 12 with charming teen lesbian drama<br />

Princess Cyd, which sees writer-director<br />

Stephen Cone strike a deft balance between<br />

coming-of-age tale and coming-out<br />

story. Giving it a serious run for its money<br />

as the programme’s most empathetic film<br />

is Sean Baker’s unmissable The Florida<br />

Project, an exuberant and profoundly<br />

moving portrait of American poverty<br />

which proves that 2015’s Tangerine was no<br />

fluke. Having presented The Experimenter<br />

at Unknown Pleasures in 2016, Michael<br />

Almereyda returns this year with two<br />

films: Escapes, a documentary about the<br />

life of actor and Blade Runner screenwriter<br />

Hampton Fancher; and Marjorie Prime,<br />

a meditative, Black Mirror-esque sci-fi<br />

story based on Jordan Harrison’s Pulitzernominated<br />

play about an old woman (an<br />

excellent late-career turn by Lois Smith)<br />

who speaks to a holographic projection of<br />

her late husband (Jon Hamm). Almereyda<br />

imbues it with poignant musings on mortality,<br />

exploring how we dissolve and bend<br />

memories in order to better deal with the<br />

tragedies that befall us. Also making a<br />

repeat appearance is actor John Cho, who<br />

stars in both Aaron Katz’s mystery thriller<br />

Gemini and Kogonada’s formally striking<br />

feature debut Columbus. Set against<br />

the impressive architectural backdrop of<br />

Columbus, Indiana, the latter film takes<br />

a familiar, Garden State-like premise and<br />

steers it away from maudlin territory. The<br />

languorous pace may frustrate those looking<br />

for a wordier, more upbeat boy-meetsgirl<br />

encounter, but this artfully shot story<br />

of two souls caught between obligation<br />

and desire is well worth a look. Tonsler<br />

Park, a 16mm black-and-white doc filmed<br />

at Charlottesville polling stations on Nov<br />

8, 2016, sees filmmaker Kevin Jerome<br />

Everson observe the African American<br />

men and women working in the stations<br />

before Trump’s unexpected presidential<br />

victory, allowing viewers to project their<br />

bittersweet hindsight onto proceedings.<br />

And receiving its belated German premiere<br />

is Voyage of Time: Life’s Journey,<br />

Terrence Malick’s 2016 experimental doc<br />

which sets itself the lofty goal of recounting<br />

the history of the known universe<br />

in 90 minutes. Predictably for Malick,<br />

it’s both narratively baffling and visually<br />

sumptuous. — David Mouriquand<br />

Unknown Pleasures Jan 12-28 Arsenal<br />

and Wolf Kino, full programme at<br />

unknownpleasures.de<br />

ULYSSES<br />

based on the novel by James Joyce<br />

With his novel Ulysses, published in 1922, James Joyce pushed<br />

the art of storytelling to new limits. Taking Homer’s Odyssey as<br />

a framework, it follows the peripatetic wanderings of Leopold<br />

Bloom in the course of a normal day in Dublin on 16 June 1904.<br />

Joyce builds up layer upon layer, moves between different linguistic<br />

registers, styles and discourses, interweaves the hissing of<br />

frying kidneys with discussions on Shakespeare with the cemetery<br />

with the brothel. A momentous 20th-century text, which,<br />

by applying multiple perspectives, creates a fragmented picture<br />

of the characters, showing that language not only depicts and<br />

describes, it can also convey the manifold possibilities and conditions<br />

of modern subjectivity.<br />

Director: Sebastian Hartmann<br />

Premiere: <strong>January</strong> 19, <strong>2018</strong><br />

upcoming dates with English surtitles: <strong>January</strong> 28, February 18, <strong>2018</strong><br />

For tickets and more information visit deutschestheater.de/en


WHAT’S ON — Music<br />

Editor’s Choice<br />

Bowie’s back... again<br />

Two years after the Starman’s return to the celestial plane, Berlin<br />

hasn’t stopped commemorating its favourite adopted son. By Michael Hoh<br />

MUSIC NEWS<br />

Let’s get theoretical<br />

Contemporary music<br />

might lack a Harvey<br />

Weinstein type so<br />

far, but that doesn’t<br />

mean women in the<br />

field have it easy.<br />

Artists like Holly<br />

Herndon and Jennifer<br />

Walshe tackle<br />

the topic head-on<br />

during the Hanns<br />

Eisler music school’s<br />

Fem*_Music*_<br />

series. Jan 12, 26<br />

A Byte of cake<br />

Video killed the radio<br />

star? Perhaps, but<br />

the medium is still<br />

alive and kicking.<br />

Hamburg-based<br />

ByteFM, which<br />

opened its Berlin<br />

branch in 2012,<br />

turns 10 this month.<br />

Congrats!<br />

If you’re a certain kind of Berlin<br />

music nerd, you’ll remember<br />

exactly where you were on<br />

<strong>January</strong> 11, 2016: on the pavement<br />

outside Hauptstraße 155 in Schöneberg,<br />

sobbing along to a mass a<br />

capella rendition of “Space Oddity”<br />

in front of a makeshift shrine of<br />

candles, flowers and old album covers.<br />

Two years later, the shrine has<br />

been replaced by a small plaque and<br />

the pilgrimages have dropped off in<br />

their frequency. But as this month’s<br />

concerts can attest, the Thin White<br />

Duke has been far from forgotten.<br />

Just ask longtime collaborator<br />

Tony Visconti. Last year, the Berlin<br />

Trilogy producer and adulterous<br />

“Heroes” inspiration joined with<br />

original Spiders from Mars drummer<br />

Mick “Woody” Woodmansey and<br />

a bunch of other musicians under<br />

the guise of Holy Holy (photo) to<br />

perform Bowie songs from the late<br />

1960s and early 70s. They’ll be bringing<br />

their Ziggy Stardust-heavy project<br />

to Tempodrom on <strong>January</strong> 9, one day<br />

after what would’ve been Bowie’s<br />

71st birthday. Not to be outdone, the<br />

tribute act Celebrating Bowie features<br />

his longtime piano player Mike<br />

Garson, as well as guitarists Adrian<br />

Belew (Lodger) and Gerry Leonard<br />

(Heathen and Reality), who’ll try to<br />

guess what Bowie’s setlist would<br />

have sounded like in <strong>2018</strong>. Prior<br />

performances have seen cameo appearances<br />

from Sting, Seal and Ewan<br />

McGregor, but will any of them make<br />

it to Huxleys? You never know.<br />

Meanwhile, nobody at Lido’s Bowie<br />

Tribute Berlin ever actually performed<br />

with David, but if you play a little Six<br />

Degrees of Kevin Bacon you’ll get<br />

there: Before moving to Schöneberg<br />

in 1976, Bowie briefly lived with the<br />

late Edgar Froese of Tangerine Dream,<br />

whose current frontman, Thorsten<br />

Quaeschning, will be headlining the<br />

evening with his band Picture Palace<br />

Music. Surely Edgar must’ve told<br />

Thorsten some juicy stories about<br />

Bowie’s WG habits while passing time<br />

on the tour bus? If not, your own bus<br />

tour through Bowie’s Berlin (included<br />

in a €45 VIP ticket) ought to scratch<br />

that trivia itch. It’ll inevitably pass by<br />

Hansa Studios, which will be holding<br />

their own special-birthday-edition<br />

tours of the building from which<br />

Bowie once observed Visconti and his<br />

mistress “standing by the Wall”.<br />

But enough dwelling in the past.<br />

Just as David Bowie fantasised about<br />

“Life On Mars?” in 1971, Berlin’s<br />

prepared piano virtuoso Hauschka<br />

tries to imagine his descendents<br />

living on the Red Planet on his latest<br />

album What If. After enriching his<br />

solo performance with self-playing<br />

pianos at Funkhaus last year, he falls<br />

back on musicians made of flesh<br />

and blood, taking the stage with<br />

the Alma Quartet at Volksbühne on<br />

New Years Day. “What If” Bowie was<br />

Danish? Liima doesn’t really answer<br />

that question, but frontman Casper<br />

Clausen’s style of singing has been<br />

compared to the Stjernemand once<br />

or twice – and indeed, if you close<br />

your eyes hard and listen to “Amerika”,<br />

you can almost hear the rich<br />

sonorities of Bowie circa 1983. And<br />

yes, just to cram Alt-J in there as<br />

well, Britain’s former indie Next Big<br />

Thing made tabloid headlines back<br />

in 2013 when drummer Thom Green<br />

said he’d “be lying if I said I was<br />

excited” about Bowie’s return to the<br />

stage. One might say the same thing<br />

about Alt-J’s return to Berlin in 2017,<br />

but while this year’s album Relaxer<br />

might not hit the heights of “Life<br />

on Mars?”, they at least have their<br />

Mercury Prize to fall back on. n<br />

Hauschka & Alma Quartet Jan 1, 20:00 Volksbühne | Bowie Tribute Berlin<br />

<strong>2018</strong> Jan 6, 20:00 Lido | Bowie 71. Birthday Special Jan 6-10 Hansa Studios |<br />

Tony Visconti & Woody Woodmansey’s Holy Holy Jan 9, 20:00 Tempodrom<br />

| Liima Jan 17, 20:00 Festsaal Kreuzberg | Alt-J Jan 18, 20:00 Max-Schmeling-<br />

Halle | Celebrating David Bowie Jan 19, 20:00 Huxleys Neue Welt<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Music<br />

Tips<br />

Bordel Winter Spécial: Aquarius Heaven<br />

Clubbing<br />

Ratchet<br />

Caramel Mafia and Offbeatsupportah invited Lenki<br />

Balboa and Steve David to celebrate the first anniversary<br />

of their queer hip hop shindig behind the decks at St.<br />

Georg. Jan 6, 23:30<br />

Noisekölln<br />

Skilfully switching between A and B sides, the tapefocused<br />

Berlin label celebrates its resurrection from a<br />

two-year hiatus at Sameheads. Jan 11, 22:00<br />

Bordel Winter Spécial<br />

Wilde Renate’s Bordel des Arts techno debauchery once<br />

again ventures to snowy winter wonderlands with Aquarius<br />

Heaven, Schlepp Geist, Mimi Love and others in the DJ<br />

booth. Jan 18, 23:00<br />

Classical and Contemporary<br />

The Best of Ennio Morricone<br />

What do Uma Thurman, Clint Eastwood and Samuel L.<br />

Jackson have in common? All their badass onscreen action<br />

was enhanced by Morricone’s scores. At the Philharmonie,<br />

conductor Marco Seco and 100 performers will try<br />

to do them justice. Jan 9, 20:00<br />

TANZTAGE BERLIN<br />

<strong>2018</strong><br />

Requiem pour L.<br />

At Haus der Berliner Festspiele, composer Fabrizio Cassol<br />

and choreographer Alain Platel rework Mozart’s requiem<br />

to incorporate African music and the real-life story of a<br />

woman who opted for euthanasia (see page 37). Jan 18-20<br />

Ultraschall Festival<br />

Catch up on the latest in contemporary classical with performances<br />

by Lux:nm, Trio Catch, the Ascolta ensemble<br />

and more at Pierre Boulez Saal, Radialsystem V and other<br />

venues. Jan 17-21<br />

JANUAR<br />

04 – 14<br />

Ultraschall Festival: Trio Catch<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

SOPHIENSAELE.COM


WHAT’S ON — Music<br />

DON’T MISS<br />

Mfa Kera & Black<br />

Heritage<br />

Blues goddess Mfa<br />

Kera takes the stage<br />

at Quasimodo. Her<br />

incredibly power-ful<br />

voice will be accompanied<br />

by her backing<br />

band Black Heritage<br />

as well as Mike Russell.<br />

Jan 12, 22:00<br />

Giorgio Poi<br />

Still hooked on<br />

Ricchi e Poveri,<br />

Germany? Try to stay<br />

a little more current<br />

with the next big<br />

thing from Italy playing<br />

his chilled-out<br />

tunes at Monarch.<br />

Jan 21, 20:30<br />

A. Savage<br />

Taking a break from<br />

Parquet Courts,<br />

frontman Andrew<br />

Savage decided to<br />

lower the BPM and<br />

aim for a little more<br />

country-esque melancholia.<br />

Catch him<br />

live playing songs off<br />

his solo album Thawing<br />

Dawn at Monarch.<br />

Jan 22, 20:00<br />

Lina Tullgren/<br />

Adam Torres<br />

Tullgren’s laid-back,<br />

minimalist tunes<br />

meet Torres’ dreamy,<br />

falsetto-drenched arrangements<br />

at this in -<br />

die double booking at<br />

Kantine am Berghain.<br />

Jan 28, 20:00<br />

Interview<br />

“ People were walking<br />

around here wearing<br />

laboratory coats”<br />

Jenny Browne<br />

Genre-bending composer and pianist Nils Frahm<br />

on how his new studio at the Funkhaus inspired<br />

his latest album All Melody. By Jenny Browne<br />

Born in Hamburg but based<br />

in Berlin since 2006, Frahm<br />

has done everything from<br />

helping to build the world’s tallest<br />

piano to creating never-beforeheard<br />

sounds with toilet brushes.<br />

After releasing a string of solo piano<br />

and synth works, he crept into the<br />

spotlight with 2011’s Felt and 2013’s<br />

highly acclaimed Spaces before<br />

gaining nationwide fame with the<br />

score to Sebastian Schipper’s Berlin<br />

insta-classic Victoria. His new album<br />

will be released on London’s Erased<br />

Tapes on <strong>January</strong> 26, just after a<br />

string of four sold-out shows next<br />

to his self-built studio at Schöneweide’s<br />

Funkhaus.<br />

What were you up to during<br />

your touring hiatus in 2017? A<br />

combination of travelling, making<br />

the new album and sitting in<br />

the studio. I talk to my friends and<br />

they’re like, “What’s new?” and I’m<br />

like, “I don’t know.” Every day it’s<br />

just the same smells and sounds<br />

of the studio – it’s a time capsule.<br />

When can I apply for another job? I<br />

can’t wait to tour.<br />

How will this live setup differ<br />

from your last proper shows<br />

in 2015? The toilet brushes were<br />

one example of how I tried to use<br />

simple objects to create something<br />

completely new. This time round<br />

we’ve built an organ, a mixing<br />

desk and a new harmonium to<br />

tour with, so we’ll have more new<br />

sounds. The 2015 tour was just a<br />

test run to see whether we could<br />

move two tonnes of fragile equipment<br />

across Europe. What we’re<br />

planning for this tour would have<br />

seemed impossible back then.<br />

This album feels more electronic<br />

than your previous works. I<br />

tried to make the record which was<br />

missing from my own collection.<br />

For me, it’s all music, regardless of<br />

whether it’s acoustic or electronic.<br />

Songs with drum machines alongside<br />

piano solo tracks shouldn’t<br />

work on paper, but I thought if<br />

somebody was going to try it, it<br />

should be me. For more opinionated<br />

fans, it will be a tough one to swallow,<br />

but people who respect me as a<br />

musician will hopefully like it. This<br />

album is bridge-building for me.<br />

We know the rich history, but<br />

what makes the Funkhaus so<br />

special to your sound? The studio<br />

is an integral part of it. I’ve been<br />

here since September 2015, spending<br />

the first six months setting it<br />

up and building equipment, and the<br />

rest recording. Every room has different<br />

acoustics, and infinite unwritten<br />

songs within them. It rushes me<br />

to be faster, telling me gently, “Use<br />

me, do more!” I’m like, “Okay, I<br />

will!” I spent almost every day here,<br />

using every minute.<br />

How does it compare to your<br />

previous studio? The location<br />

changes the music, which you could<br />

hear already on Spaces. After 12 years<br />

in the studio at my Wedding flat, I<br />

began to feel like what I was creating<br />

there didn’t matter as much. It<br />

was low-key, I could do my laundry<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Music<br />

whilst making a mix, and I should have celebrated it more, but I<br />

didn’t because it felt like washing my socks. It gave everything an<br />

understated quality. Here, everything feels overstated.<br />

Why do you feel so connected to Berlin? For the first eight<br />

years I was here I lived off €800 a month – where else could I<br />

have done that? That’s why I’ll never say a bad word about this<br />

city, but I’m just glad I came at the right time. It’s ever-evolving,<br />

and definitely going somewhere, I’m just not quite sure where.<br />

Yes it’s inspiring, but I’m not here for the culture, I’m here for<br />

the experts who understand my philosophy.<br />

And we all know that Germany has a solid reputation for<br />

delivering a quality product? I’m a recording geek, I love the<br />

history. The 1950s were about functionality and quality – one<br />

amp would have cost as much as a car, whereas now you can buy<br />

one for 10 cents. Music used to be for scientists; people were<br />

walking around here wearing laboratory coats. Germany wanted<br />

to set broadcasting standards. It makes me proud to be here.<br />

People who spend €100,000 on speakers… they don’t believe in<br />

God, they believe in music.<br />

Let’s talk about genre. Your name seems to come attached<br />

to the ‘neo-classical’ label. Yes, but you also have Chilly Gonzales,<br />

Hauschka (see page 32), Max Richter – they made some of the<br />

first records of this ‘new’ movement, playing the music I always<br />

wanted to make. Society was stuck in this cycle of turning music<br />

up, from glam rock to Eurotrash. Around 2006, these composers<br />

began to turn down the volume, playing quiet songs in venues<br />

where the fridge was louder than the music, and I thought, this is<br />

so cool. But the genre itself is old. Penguin Cafe, Roedelius… I was<br />

confused when Peter Broderick said, “Nils, this is new!” I didn’t<br />

invent anything, I stole from the artists before me.<br />

Jenny Browne<br />

nine inch nails<br />

02.07.18 · zitadelle<br />

greta<br />

van fleet<br />

25.03.18 · Kesselhaus<br />

walk off<br />

the earth<br />

12.04.18 · Huxleys<br />

limp bizkit<br />

12.06.18 · Max-Schmeling-Halle<br />

billy idol<br />

19.07.18 · zitadelle<br />

amy macdonald<br />

24.07.18 · zitadelle<br />

Is the younger generation getting more interested in<br />

classical music? Teenagers are going to philharmonics to see<br />

us play, they sit down during concerts again… I hope that we’ve<br />

opened the gates to these spaces. We miss our past and want to<br />

reconnect again. I’m trying to build a bridge between people who<br />

love Mozart, and those who think John Cage is a genius. Music<br />

allows me to do this. n<br />

Nils Frahm Jan 22-25 (sold out), Funkhaus, Schöneweide<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />

amparanoia<br />

25.01.18 · lido<br />

iron & wine<br />

+ half waif<br />

25.01.18 · Huxleys<br />

aviv geffen<br />

feat. blackfield<br />

30.01.18 · Frannz<br />

mgmt<br />

30.01.18 · Huxleys<br />

www.trinitymusic.de<br />

at the drive in<br />

& death from above<br />

26.02.18 · Columbiahalle<br />

franz ferdinand<br />

07.03.18 · tempodrom<br />

first aid kit<br />

08.03.18 · Columbiahalle<br />

rufus wainwright<br />

17.07.18 · apostel-Paulus-Kirche


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THE RURAL ALBERTA ADVANTAGE<br />

28.02.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO<br />

BRIAN FALLON & THE HOWLING WEATHER<br />

01.03.<strong>2018</strong> | ASTRA<br />

THE RURAL ALBERTA ADVANTAGE<br />

28.02.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO<br />

THE WOMBATS<br />

15.04.<strong>2018</strong> | ASTRA<br />

K.FLAY<br />

21.04.<strong>2018</strong> | GRETCHEN<br />

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Deer Tick<br />

24.01.18 Bi Nuu<br />

Anderson East<br />

26.01.18 Musik & Frieden<br />

Girls in Hawaii<br />

14.02.18 Bi Nuu<br />

Shakey Graves<br />

21.02.18 Privatclub<br />

Pokey LaFarge<br />

21.02.18 Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />

Bahamas<br />

22.03.18 Privatclub<br />

Courtney Marie Andrews<br />

13.04.18 Privatclub<br />

The Barr Brothers<br />

22.01.18 Lido<br />

Calexico<br />

10.03.18 Tempodrom<br />

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GIGS BUT<br />

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CASH?<br />

Amusement Parks On Fire<br />

16.04.18 Privatclub<br />

Yo La Tengo<br />

07.05.18 Heimathafen Neukölln<br />

Wallis Bird<br />

21.03.18 Passionskirche<br />

Joan As Police Woman<br />

09.04.18 Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Stage<br />

Natalia Labake<br />

Wish they were here<br />

Should we bemoan the lack of showstopping guest productions in Berlin,<br />

or be grateful for the local talent we have? Why not both? By Daniel Mufson<br />

Editor’s Choice<br />

I<br />

admit it: Sometimes I get homesick<br />

for New York theatre. Or<br />

rather, for theatre in New York.<br />

There’s a difference. It’s not just acclaimed<br />

off-off-Broadway locals like<br />

the Elevator Repair Service, The Civilians<br />

and Radiohole who don’t seem<br />

to make it to Berlin – though even<br />

the renowned Wooster Group hasn’t<br />

played here since 2006. Prominent<br />

guests from Europe also find it easier<br />

to perform across the ocean than right<br />

here in their backyard. Two years ago,<br />

the Berliner Festspiele touted the first<br />

Berlin performance of the worldfamous<br />

Nederlands Dans Theater in 15<br />

years. Fifteen years!<br />

Last month, I again had a queasy<br />

feeling of missing out while my New<br />

York Facebook friends debated the<br />

merits of Ariane Mnouchkine’s A Room<br />

in India, on tour in Manhattan. From<br />

what I hear, it sounds like a sprawling,<br />

wondrous mess of theatrical styles and<br />

worldly themes from the 78-year-old<br />

French theatre titan. It premiered in<br />

Paris in 2016 but there are no plans<br />

to bring it to Berlin – and in fact,<br />

Mnouchkine’s company, Théâtre de<br />

Soleil, hasn’t been here since 2005.<br />

When I spoke about this with<br />

Aenne Quiñones, the theatre curator<br />

at HAU, she pointed out that it’s<br />

not her mission to present a crosssection<br />

of artists from New York or<br />

any other city; instead, she looks for<br />

locally relevant groups who tend to<br />

be part of the “off” or “free” scene.<br />

And HAU often tries to have an ongoing<br />

relationship as a producer of a<br />

particular group’s work.<br />

There is something to be said for<br />

developing a deeper relationship with<br />

artists, rather than presenting a survey<br />

of what’s out there. Boston-born Chris<br />

Kondek is one such repeat invitee to<br />

be grateful for. Now a Berlin local, he’s<br />

designed video for luminaries such as<br />

the Wooster Group, Laurie Anderson<br />

and Meg Stuart. For years, he’s also<br />

collaborated with Christiane Kühl<br />

under the name Doublelucky Productions;<br />

their new work about the “life<br />

tracking” fad, The Hairs of Your Head<br />

Are Numbered, is part of HAU’s <strong>January</strong><br />

“Spy on Me” festival, as is a repeat<br />

of last year’s data-mining performance<br />

You Are Out There.<br />

Local artists are even more central<br />

to the Sophiensaele’s programming,<br />

and you’ll see plenty of them at their<br />

annual dance festival, Tanztage. In<br />

Arcadia (photo), for example, the<br />

Berlin- and Buenos Aires-based duo<br />

Ana Laura Lozza and Bárbara Hang<br />

choreograph both bodies and objects<br />

to explore the dynamics of physical<br />

order and disorder. Also at Sophiensaele<br />

this month, an English-language<br />

“unsettled cabaret” called Across the<br />

Middle, Past the East, starring nine<br />

female Middle Eastern Berliners,<br />

promises to bring music and humour<br />

to a serious subject.<br />

The Haus der Berliner Festspiele<br />

is the obvious venue for established<br />

names, though many of their guests<br />

from the past five years aren’t exactly<br />

unknown at other Berlin venues:<br />

Forced Entertainment, Rosas, Robert<br />

Wilson. Festspiele director Thomas<br />

Oberender cites budgetary constraints<br />

but also says he’s aware of “audience<br />

hunger” for large-format theatre and<br />

plans to satisfy it “in the near future.”<br />

For <strong>January</strong>, he’s offering Requiem<br />

pour L.: Alain Platel, choreographer<br />

for Les Ballets C de la B, will provide<br />

movement and visuals to complement<br />

composer Fabrizio Cassol’s reinterpretation<br />

of Mozart’s Requiem, played<br />

by 14 international musicians and<br />

incorporating styles such as jazz and<br />

Afropop. Not bad... but I still want to<br />

see that Mnouchkine play! n<br />

Tanztage <strong>2018</strong> Jan 5-15 Sophiensaele | Requiem pour L. Jan 18-20, 20:00<br />

Haus der Berliner Festspiele | Doublelucky Productions: The Hairs of<br />

Your Head Are Numbered Jan 18-21 You Are Out There Jan 24-25 HAU2,<br />

in German and English | Across the Middle, Past the East Jan 25-28, 20:00<br />

Sophiensaele Kantine<br />

DON’T MISS<br />

Expat Expo Info Night<br />

Every April, the<br />

English Theatre<br />

hosts a performance<br />

festival showcasing<br />

English-language<br />

artists based in<br />

Berlin. Come by to<br />

meet potential collaborators<br />

and find<br />

out what you need<br />

to do to take part.<br />

Jan 9, 19:00<br />

Nassim<br />

Nassim Soleimanpour,<br />

Berlin-based Iranian<br />

playwright and winner<br />

of last year’s Fringe<br />

First award in Edinburgh,<br />

will perform<br />

in this experiment<br />

in improvisational<br />

staged reading at the<br />

English Theatre. Jan<br />

12, 13, 15-17, 20:00<br />

Colonia Digital: The<br />

Empire Feeds Back<br />

Andcompany&Co.’s<br />

bilingual performance<br />

(English and German)<br />

premieres at<br />

HAU1, imagining the<br />

discovery of a ruined,<br />

antiquated data centre<br />

in the midst of a<br />

desert, a “communist<br />

machine” intended to<br />

help steer Salvador<br />

Allende’s socialist<br />

economy. Jan 19,<br />

20:00; Jan 20, 22,<br />

23, 19:00<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Stage<br />

Interview<br />

“ Families are fucked up all over”<br />

American playwright and actor Tracy Letts on the<br />

universal appeal of his plays, now in German at<br />

the Berliner Ensemble. By Daniel Mufson<br />

DON’T MISS<br />

Ulysses<br />

Director Sebastian<br />

Hartmann is known<br />

for controversy as<br />

well as radically<br />

reinterpreting texts.<br />

Now, he’s directing<br />

the <strong>January</strong> premiere<br />

of this adaptation<br />

of James Joyce’s<br />

landmark text at the<br />

Deutsches Theater.<br />

Jan 19, 19:00; Jan<br />

20, 28, 18:00 (surtitles<br />

Jan 28)<br />

Medea<br />

When this (Germanonly)<br />

Schauspiel<br />

Frankfurt production<br />

was invited to Berlin’s<br />

2013 Theatertreffen,<br />

Constanze Becker<br />

won the award for<br />

best actress for her<br />

work in the title role.<br />

Now it’s part of the<br />

Berliner Ensemble’s<br />

repertory. Jan 26,<br />

19:30; Jan 27, 15:00<br />

Duato/Shechter<br />

British-Israeli choreographer<br />

Hofesh<br />

Shechter joins<br />

Staatsballett artistic<br />

director Nacho Duato<br />

at the Komische<br />

Oper, starting with<br />

Shechter’s acclaimed<br />

The Art of Not Looking<br />

Back and ending<br />

with Duato’s new<br />

sociopolitical work<br />

Erde, which deals<br />

with threats to the<br />

environment. Jan<br />

24, 19:30<br />

Julian Röder<br />

Letts might be most familiar<br />

at the moment as Nick from<br />

the HBO comedy Divorce, or<br />

from his two seasons as Senator<br />

Lockhart on Homeland, but his<br />

theatre credentials are just as, if<br />

not more, impressive: a 2013 Tony<br />

Award for his performance in the<br />

Broadway revival of Who’s Afraid of<br />

Virginia Woolf? and a 2008 Pulitzer<br />

Prize for writing the play August:<br />

Osage County, which later became a<br />

movie headlined by Meryl Streep.<br />

He’s also found an admirer in<br />

Oliver Reese, the Berliner Ensemble’s<br />

new artistic director, who’s<br />

added two translations of Letts’<br />

works to the B.E. repertoire: Eine<br />

Familie (the German title for August:<br />

Osage County), which depicts<br />

a dysfunctional family in Oklahoma<br />

coming to terms with its many<br />

secrets, and Eine Frau: Mary Page<br />

Marlowe, which traces the life of<br />

its protagonist from birth to death.<br />

Letts spoke to us on his two-day<br />

visit to the city, just before seeing<br />

Reese’s staging of Eine Frau.<br />

Do you normally check on<br />

productions of your own plays?<br />

No, I learned my lesson a long<br />

time ago – not to go looking at<br />

other [stagings of my plays]. But<br />

yes, I’m seeing Mary Page tonight. I<br />

made an exception in this instance<br />

because I don’t know if Mary Page<br />

is going to get done a lot. It’s an<br />

unusual and opaque piece. I’m<br />

curious to see what somebody else<br />

does with it.<br />

And where did Mary Page Marlowe<br />

come from? It was inspired<br />

by the death of my mother – it is<br />

in no way, shape or form about my<br />

mom, but there’s something about<br />

identity, who we are at different<br />

times of our lives. Are we the same<br />

person we were 20 years ago? Are<br />

you the same person you were<br />

before you lived in Berlin? And I<br />

thought to myself: What 11 scenes<br />

would you take from your life to<br />

say, this is who I am? Most people<br />

would take the big events: the birth<br />

of their children, deaths of parents,<br />

marriages, funerals. But somebody<br />

else, if they were choosing for you,<br />

might choose some moments, say,<br />

when you weren’t at your best, or<br />

some very banal moments that you<br />

might not even remember. There’s<br />

also a formal exercise at work in<br />

Mary Page Marlowe – the scrambling<br />

of the chronology as well as multiple<br />

actors playing Mary Page – but<br />

at its core, it’s the story of a very<br />

ordinary life. I won’t say it’s not an<br />

interesting life. I suppose it makes<br />

the point that all lives are interesting<br />

when looked at in that way.<br />

Do you have a sense of how<br />

your works are received in different<br />

cultures? They describe<br />

such a specifically American<br />

milieu. How well does it translate?<br />

Well, August is done everywhere,<br />

right? It translated very<br />

well, I guess, because it turns out<br />

that families are fucked up all over<br />

the world, and people recognise<br />

that wherever we go. In terms of<br />

Mary Page, I have no idea how it<br />

will be received. Oliver tells me the<br />

audiences are liking it a lot, here.<br />

That’s all I care about.<br />

When you’re in Hollywood,<br />

do people ask why you’re still<br />

bothering with theatre? No, I<br />

think they’re too intimidated by<br />

my theatre past, frankly. There’s a<br />

sense you get with movie people:<br />

They know theatre’s the real deal,<br />

right? And that’s why they’re always<br />

wanting to prove themselves<br />

on stage, because they know. They<br />

know that theatre is better than<br />

movies and movies are better than<br />

TV. Think about the most profound<br />

experiences you’ve ever had<br />

watching a play, watching a film,<br />

watching a TV show, and I guarantee<br />

you, it’s going to be in that<br />

order every time: play, number<br />

one; movie, two; TV show, three.<br />

It’s a superior form, you can’t do<br />

anything about that! n<br />

Eine Frau: Mary Page Marlowe<br />

Jan 12, 19, 19:30 (in German),<br />

Berliner Ensemble | Eine Familie<br />

returns to the schedule in February<br />

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Reviews<br />

WHAT’S ON — Stage<br />

NASSIM<br />

Julian Röder<br />

Women in Trouble<br />

Kennedy versus Castorf<br />

The figureheads of the new and old Volksbühne square off with<br />

two new plays – and two very different aesthetics. By Daniel Mufson<br />

Les Misérables<br />

In a kind of dramaturgical face-off,<br />

Susanne Kennedy and Frank Castorf<br />

premiered their new productions<br />

within days of each other in late November<br />

and early December. Kennedy, the face of<br />

theatre at the new Volksbühne, introduced<br />

Women in Trouble, a collage of texts found<br />

on the internet and lip-synced by actors<br />

wearing latex masks. Castorf, meanwhile,<br />

took his old Volksbühne aesthetic to the<br />

Berliner Ensemble with an adaptation<br />

of the Victor Hugo novel Les Misérables,<br />

staged with a mix of veteran Castorf actors<br />

and Berliner Ensemble regulars. Kennedy’s<br />

production was mostly reviled by critics<br />

for being emotionless and pretentious,<br />

while Castorf’s elicited ambivalent<br />

frustration as a work whose virtuoso<br />

actors had great moments but were<br />

ultimately dragged down by the length of<br />

the evening – seven and a half hours for<br />

the premiere, miraculously slashed to a<br />

mere six-hour length by the time we saw it<br />

just two nights later.<br />

Let’s start with Les Misérables, Hugo’s<br />

epic about repentant ex-convict Jean<br />

Valjean ruthlessly pursued by police<br />

inspector Javert. Are there actors often<br />

shouting for no reason? Check. Repetitious<br />

exchanges of dialogue that sound<br />

improvised? Check. Interpolations of<br />

tenuously related texts? Check. Video images<br />

of actors beamed on a screen while<br />

the audience’s direct view of them is often<br />

obscured? Of course. Forgive a question,<br />

though: Why are these techniques appropriate<br />

here? They have no bearing on the<br />

themes or formal aspects of Hugo’s text.<br />

They’ve just been Castorf’s shtick for 18<br />

years, so here we go again.<br />

Despite its chilly reception, Women in<br />

Trouble constitutes a welcome assault on<br />

Castorf’s stagnant directorial habits. Kennedy’s<br />

production may require patience<br />

and altered expectations of what a theatrical<br />

event should be, but her staging<br />

techniques complement each other and<br />

form a cohesive vision that’s all her own.<br />

She collected texts from the internet, the<br />

Bible, films and other sources and divided<br />

them among various representations of a<br />

character named Angelina Dreem. Dreem<br />

would appear to be an actress suffering<br />

from cancer, but, as is usually the case with<br />

this kind of textual collage, the search for<br />

a clearly defined plot and characters will<br />

only result in frustration. In their place,<br />

Women in Trouble offers images and soundbites<br />

that touch on various contemporary<br />

phenomena: modernity’s technological<br />

sterility; the estrangement that humanity<br />

has inflicted upon itself through its<br />

fetishisation of technology; the frustrated<br />

longing for happiness and human connections;<br />

and the coexistence of discontinuity<br />

and repetition in the way we perceive<br />

ourselves through media. Given these<br />

themes, the use of text fragments, latex<br />

masks and lip-synced dialogue shouldn’t<br />

– and don’t – seem like gimmicks on the<br />

part of a director hoping to be acclaimed<br />

as an auteur; they’re just smart, apt, effective<br />

choices. And emotional ones, too: the<br />

subdued line delivery was often haunting.<br />

The figures felt like lobotomised patients<br />

with a flickering consciousness of their<br />

condition. Not dissimilar to us, perhaps,<br />

with our on-again-off-again awareness of<br />

the dysfunction around us and within us. n<br />

Women in Trouble HHHHH Jan 6,<br />

19:30; Jan 20, 18:00 (in English), Volksbühne<br />

| Les Misérables HH Jan 6,<br />

7, 18:00 (in German), Berliner Ensemble<br />

Matthias Horn<br />

From Berlin-based Iranian playwright Nassim<br />

Soleimanpour comes a theatrical experiment that<br />

explores the power of language to unite us in<br />

uncertain times. No rehearsals. No preparation.<br />

Just a sealed envelope and an actor reading a script<br />

for the first time. WINNER of the Fringe First<br />

Award at Edinburgh Fringe 2017<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />

Editor’s Choice<br />

A day in Dahlem<br />

The southwestern suburb still has a lot to offer a museum-going<br />

day tripper – but for how long? By Sarrita Hunn<br />

ART NEWS<br />

Steyerl is number one!<br />

Known as much<br />

for her writing (The<br />

Wretched of the<br />

Screen) as her artwork,<br />

Berlin-based<br />

UdK professor Hito<br />

Steyerl has nabbed<br />

not only a spot on<br />

the Transmediale<br />

advisory board (see<br />

page 26) but also<br />

the top ranking in<br />

ArtReview’s list of<br />

the most influential<br />

people in contemporary<br />

art.<br />

Defending Documenta<br />

More than 200 past<br />

Documenta participants<br />

(such as Johan<br />

Grimonprez and Hans<br />

Haacke) have signed<br />

a petition defending<br />

the long-running<br />

Kassel art expo<br />

against politicisation.<br />

The inciting event was<br />

a lawsuit against the<br />

exhibition organisers<br />

by the AfD faction of<br />

Kassel’s city council<br />

over alleged “misappropriation<br />

of funds<br />

and other offenses”,<br />

citing a €5.4 million<br />

deficit and the expansion<br />

to Athens.<br />

This dark winter month, take a<br />

mini stay-cay out in Dahlem<br />

and bear witness to the end<br />

of an era. This affluent neighbourhood<br />

is home to the Free University,<br />

the Max Planck Institute, and<br />

the Botanical Garden, but you don’t<br />

have to worry about crowds. Since<br />

reunification, Dahlem’s museums<br />

have lost many visitors (from over<br />

half a million in 1989 to around<br />

120,000 last year) and now, some<br />

of their prized collections are<br />

departing to Mitte and the grand<br />

vision of Museum Island.<br />

At the controversial centre of<br />

this transition is the Ethnological<br />

Museum, the largest of its kind in<br />

the world, which closed last year<br />

in preparation for a move into the<br />

still-under-construction Humboldt<br />

Forum. Director Viola König retired<br />

alongside her final exhibition, but<br />

not before defending her “non-<br />

European” collection from colonial<br />

critique (such as from the protest<br />

group “No Humboldt 21!”), while<br />

at the same time criticising the<br />

muddled planning of the transition<br />

by the Humboldt Forum’s British<br />

director Neil MacGregor.<br />

You can now see select Ethnological<br />

Museum highlights on Museum<br />

Island courtesy of the exhibition<br />

programme On the Way to the Humboldt<br />

Forum. But over in Dahlem,<br />

don’t miss your last chance to stroll<br />

through the foyer of the museum’s<br />

former home where Packing up and<br />

Repackaging (photo), a scaffoldinglike<br />

installation of videos and<br />

photographs by German media artists<br />

David Gaehtgens and Daniela Maria<br />

Hirsch, presents the last eight months<br />

of the relocation behind the scenes.<br />

It’s a bit depressing, but Dahlem is<br />

not without celebrations. Head next<br />

to the Museum of European Cultures<br />

to catch the last days of Anna Weaves<br />

Reformation, featuring a sprawling<br />

tapestry created on the 150th anniversary<br />

of the Reformation and dusted<br />

off on the occasion of last year’s<br />

500th Protestant jubilee. For kids,<br />

100 Percent Wool is a fun, interactive<br />

exhibition filled with wool-related<br />

historical artifacts, a giant sheep<br />

they can climb on and a back room<br />

with wool-related crafts. Also downstairs,<br />

Berlin-based Mila Teshaieva’s<br />

photographs made with flashlights<br />

in the dark provide a haunting view<br />

on the unique landscape, inhabitants<br />

and ancient culture of the<br />

North Sea island of Föhr.<br />

From there, it’s just a short bus ride<br />

and – if the weather cooperates – a<br />

pleasant walk to the the Brücke<br />

Museum, which turned 50 last year.<br />

Famously one of David Bowie’s<br />

favourite Berlin haunts, it’s dedicated<br />

to the work of the early 20th-century<br />

Expressionist group Die Brücke<br />

(The Bridge) and is still celebrating<br />

its golden anniversary with an<br />

exhibition of paintings, prints and<br />

drawings focused around the years<br />

1905-1913, including donations from<br />

museum founder and Brücke painter<br />

Karl Schmidt-Rottluff.<br />

Next door, end your day at<br />

Kunsthaus Dahlem. From <strong>January</strong><br />

19, the museum’s small collection<br />

of post-war German artworks will<br />

be joined by paintings and sketches<br />

from the exiled Jewish painter<br />

Armin Stern (1883-1944), on view<br />

for the first time in Berlin. You just<br />

have to make it before the Kunsthaus<br />

closes at 5pm – and then you<br />

still have time to follow this full<br />

day in Dahlem with an evening<br />

glass of Glühwein. n<br />

Gaehtgens.hirsch: Packing up and Repackaging Through Jan 14 Ethnological<br />

Museum | Anna Weaves Reformation Through Jan 28 IslandBeing.<br />

IslandLife: Insights into Frisian Lives Through Apr 2 100 Percent Wool<br />

Through Jun 2019 Museum of European Cultures | Brücke Museum Anniversary<br />

Exhibition Through Apr 8 Brücke Museum | Armin Stern – Zionist,<br />

Border Crosser, Cosmopolitan Jan 19-Mar 12 Kunsthaus Dahlem<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />

Highlight<br />

The Brecht-Benjamin<br />

bromance<br />

This month is your last chance to see Thinking in Extremes,<br />

the extensive exhibition at AdK that catalogues the<br />

relationship between philosopher Walter Benjamin<br />

and playwright Bertolt Brecht using manuscripts, photos and<br />

objects curated from their archives. Just as interesting as the<br />

historical documentation is the selection of contemporary<br />

works presented alongside it, in which artists give insight<br />

to these influential figures from present-day perspectives.<br />

While the main exhibition largely consists of texts and audio<br />

in Brecht and Benjamin’s native German, English-speaking<br />

viewers can gain access via a gem of a film by Scottish-<br />

American artist Zoe Beloff. Exile begins with Benjamin (played<br />

by Eric Berryman, a tall, thin African American) and Brecht<br />

(played by short, stout Iranian actor Afshin Hashemi) who<br />

introduce themselves on a boat arriving at Staten Island in<br />

New York City. With their own manuscripts in tote, Benjamin<br />

and Brecht transverse the city, visiting NYPD chokehold victim<br />

Eric Garner’s memorial and performing one of Brecht’s plays<br />

with tweeting bystanders under a bridge. They discuss their<br />

immigrant experiences while moving fluidly between selfquotes<br />

and current events, connecting the fascism of the 1930s<br />

with its manifestations in the Trump era today. — SH<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />

Interview<br />

Welcome to the dollhouse<br />

Ahmet Öğüt on the seriousness of his miniature<br />

buildings in Hotel Résistance. By Sarrita Hunn<br />

United, you can see that a child and<br />

a teenager lost their lives. You see<br />

the moment of them being attacked,<br />

but you don’t see the moment of<br />

them being killed. The violence is<br />

there, but we complete it when we<br />

walk into the show. The violence is<br />

between us, and we are part of it.<br />

DON’T MISS<br />

Super 8 Trilogy<br />

To launch their <strong>2018</strong><br />

exhibition season,<br />

KW presents this<br />

landmark experimental<br />

film series<br />

made by New York<br />

filmmaker and artist<br />

Ericka Beckman between<br />

1978 and 1981.<br />

Jan 17-21<br />

Into Worlds<br />

For one weekend, the<br />

Martin-Gropius-Bau‘s<br />

central atrium will<br />

host a conference on<br />

“immersive phenomena”<br />

including talks,<br />

special installations<br />

and virtual reality by<br />

Björk. Jan 19-21<br />

Non-Binary<br />

Just as German<br />

courts have ruled<br />

that a “third<br />

gender”must be recognised<br />

from birth,<br />

young photographer<br />

Parker Rebecca<br />

Hirschmüller presents<br />

portraits of<br />

people who do not<br />

fit into the malefemale<br />

binary at the<br />

Jugend Museum.<br />

Through Mar 25<br />

Ladislav Zajac<br />

The Turkish-born, Berlin- and<br />

Amsterdam-based artist is best<br />

known for initiating The Silent<br />

University, an international alternative<br />

academic programme that allows<br />

refugees, asylum seekers and migrants<br />

to share professional and academic<br />

knowledge they otherwise could not.<br />

On view at KOW, his first solo gallery<br />

exhibition pays tribute to victims of<br />

war, police violence and gentrification,<br />

using sculpture, animation and a series<br />

of 1/100 scale architectural models.<br />

The works in Hotel Résistance<br />

include sculptures, video, printed<br />

posters... how would you describe<br />

your very multifaceted art<br />

practice? I studied painting and got<br />

my master’s degree in art theory, but<br />

then when I started making my own<br />

works, they were small, self-initiated<br />

interventions in the street. These<br />

evolved into short research-based<br />

projects, and then long-term projects,<br />

and then lifetime projects... I still try<br />

to make time for those smaller projects<br />

and protect that kind of humour<br />

in the work, but some subjects you<br />

cannot approach with fragmented,<br />

quick gestures. They require research,<br />

commitment, time. So, my practice<br />

starts with an idea and then uses any<br />

medium that idea requires, but the<br />

‘medium’ includes the time, commitment,<br />

and my position – whether or<br />

not I am anonymous, collaborative or<br />

keep my authorship as an artist.<br />

It’s interesting that you bring up<br />

humour, because compared to<br />

some of your earlier works – like<br />

2010’s Punch this Painting or<br />

2013’s Intern VIP Lounge – this<br />

exhibition is quite serious. Humour<br />

comes in different ways. In this<br />

show, the topics are very serious and<br />

maybe the humour is not direct, but<br />

there is another access point – the<br />

scale and the medium. At first it<br />

might look like a very child-friendly<br />

exhibition, with scaled-down figures<br />

and scaled-down houses, but if you<br />

pay attention to what is going on in<br />

each piece, they become really serious<br />

– something that would normally<br />

be disturbing to look at or even<br />

think about. Susan Sontag described<br />

war photography as capturing those<br />

moments we cannot look at. Those<br />

moments are in the show, but they<br />

are not captured. In the animation<br />

Thinking about scale, what<br />

about your series of “nail house”<br />

architectural models, Pleasure<br />

Places of All Kinds? The newest<br />

one of those sculptures – and the<br />

title of the exhibition – is Hotel Résistance.<br />

It was a building in Zurich<br />

that anarchists and activists tried<br />

to keep, along with the owner – and<br />

they used humour. They put “Hotel<br />

Résistance” on the building because<br />

it was next to Hotel Renaissance.<br />

You normally have architectural<br />

models to demonstrate the future<br />

of a location; in this case, it’s the<br />

reverse process. It is the capture<br />

of a refusal. These buildings are<br />

often destroyed, but not before<br />

their holdouts bring an enormous<br />

delay to the construction. I think<br />

it’s important that they remain archived<br />

in their state of ruin, in that<br />

moment of negotiation.<br />

So here, delay is a form of protest?<br />

You can see so many examples<br />

of the ways people, even unintentionally,<br />

can disrupt power. When<br />

people go to demonstrations in the<br />

street for a few hours and then go<br />

home, the next day it might seem<br />

like everything is the same – but in<br />

some examples I have witnessed,<br />

the legitimacy, the credibility of<br />

power structures is weakened. They<br />

lose their economic power, or they<br />

lose value in their “brand”. Brands<br />

are very fragile, for companies as<br />

well as states. When they are not<br />

recognised anymore, they are no<br />

longer a state, no matter how much<br />

money or power they have. This<br />

recognition process also comes<br />

from the bottom. Usually an occupation<br />

takes a couple of months,<br />

or protests happen right before an<br />

election. But like in my work, some<br />

ideas really require a long-term<br />

commitment and have to be done in<br />

a slow – but persistent – manner. n<br />

Ahmet Öğüt: Hotel Résistance<br />

Through Jan 28 KOW, Mitte<br />

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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />

Andrea Rossetti<br />

Courtesy of the artist, Charlie James Gallery<br />

Reviews<br />

Through Jan 21<br />

Eliza Douglas:<br />

Old Tissues Filled with Tears<br />

Schinkel Klause (Pavillon), Mitte<br />

HHHHI<br />

Eliza Douglas might be recognised most from<br />

her performances in her fiancée Anne Imhof’s<br />

award-winning works (including Faust, the<br />

winner of the prestigious Golden Lion at last<br />

year’s Venice Biennale), or from the catwalk<br />

modelling for Balenciaga, but she is also a<br />

painter garnering increasing attention for her<br />

own work. Hot off a recent dual exhibition with<br />

Imhof at Galerie Buchholz in New York, Douglas’<br />

first solo exhibition in Berlin fills Schinkel<br />

Pavillon’s Klause space wall-to-wall and<br />

floor-to-ceiling with large scale canvases, each<br />

representing a disembodied figure with delicately<br />

rendered hands, feet, and, in one case,<br />

a can of Monster energy drink. The references<br />

vary from Cookie Monster to gaudy abstract<br />

expressionist brush strokes, but the uncanny<br />

combinations executed with impeccable craft<br />

give the paintings wide ranging appeal – not to<br />

mention a delightful play between presence<br />

and absence in every performance. — SH<br />

Through Feb 17<br />

Evidentiary Realism<br />

NOME, Kreuzberg<br />

HHHHI<br />

Like the offspring of Edward Snowden<br />

and Banksy, Italian artist Paolo Cirio’s own<br />

“performative hacks” mine Internet data to<br />

create critical works at the intersection of<br />

privacy, copyright, democracy and finance. In<br />

2016, for example, he blurred the mugshots<br />

of over 15 million people arrested in the US<br />

and reshuffled their data on cloned websites<br />

while drafting the Internet privacy policy<br />

“Right to Remove”. Now, Cirio has curated<br />

a group exhibition featuring an incredible<br />

array of artists (from Hans Haacke to Jenny<br />

Holzer) who engage complex social systems<br />

through data-driven evidence. Here, veteran<br />

artists such as Mark Lombardi – represented<br />

by a signature flowchart mapping the financial<br />

transactions and political connections<br />

between former US President Bush, Osama<br />

Bin Laden and global banks – are in frank<br />

discussion with younger artists, such as Ingrid<br />

Burrington (whose large-scale lenticular print<br />

combines two satellite photos of Google’s<br />

data centre in South Carolina), for a conversation<br />

that does not end with net neutrality.<br />

See it for yourself, while you still can. — SH<br />

Through Feb 10<br />

Jaroslaw Kozlowski:<br />

Words and Colors<br />

Zak | Branicka, Mitte<br />

HHHII<br />

In 1971, Kozłowski sent letters to over 350<br />

artists and critics around the world in the<br />

hope of creating NET, an open network of<br />

communication on art ideas without central<br />

authority – a gesture so radical in Poland at<br />

the time that the first gathering he organised<br />

to present the materials he received<br />

back was shut down by police. Now, for this<br />

exhibition at Berlin’s premier space for Polish<br />

art, the 72-year-old conceptual artist presents<br />

a thoughtful selection of works from<br />

the last five decades including Wall Painting,<br />

a gridded set of colour samples from walls<br />

that the artist personally painted in various<br />

apartments across Europe around 1979.<br />

In his newest work, News Games, international<br />

newspapers painted in a spectrum of<br />

colours are tucked into white paper bags. For<br />

Kozłowski, autonomous artistic gestures are<br />

“the prerequisite to keeping a critical distance<br />

from political conditions” – but in this<br />

case, the gesture might be too distant to have<br />

the subversive impact of earlier ones. — SH<br />

Courtesy of the artist, ZAK<br />

I have to go<br />

Unconventional bilingual (English/German) event about<br />

expressing, feeling and growing. Paintings by: Stephanie<br />

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WHAT’S ON<br />

Calendar<br />

<strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />

Picks, highlights and can’t-miss events for this month in Berlin.<br />

Left: Pussy Riot Theatre: Riot Days, Jan 14. Above: The King Khan &<br />

BBQ Show, Jan 20. Right: Lubitsch Conference, Jan 26.<br />

Dark Mofo<br />

MON<br />

1<br />

Hauschka — Music Ease<br />

into the New Year with<br />

a sit-down concert at<br />

the Volksbühne, featuring the<br />

not-too-harsh experimental<br />

piano stylings of composer<br />

Volker Bertelmann backed up by<br />

Amsterdam’s Alma Quartet.<br />

Starts 20:00. (See page 32)<br />

THU<br />

4<br />

Tanztage — Dance A<br />

performance featuring<br />

disabled dancers, a<br />

“collage of identities” from<br />

up-and-comer Joy Alpuerto<br />

Ritter and a Polish “emotional<br />

boot camp” set the tone for 10<br />

days of wildly diverse premieres<br />

and guest productions at<br />

Sophiensaele. Through Jan 14.<br />

(See page 37)<br />

SAT<br />

6<br />

David Bowie Tribute<br />

— Music Two years after<br />

the Starman’s departure<br />

from this earthly plane, the<br />

tributes keep on coming. The<br />

first of three this month hits<br />

Lido tonight, with Tangerine<br />

Dream’s Thorsten Quaeschning<br />

headlining. Starts 20:00. (See<br />

page 32)<br />

THU<br />

11<br />

British Shorts Film Festival<br />

— Film Showcasing<br />

around 200 short films<br />

from the UK and Ireland, this<br />

11th edition celebrates pioneers<br />

of black British cinema and<br />

continues the popular tradition of<br />

its Saturday Midnight Movies<br />

screening. Through Jan 17.<br />

Noisekölln — Clubbing Party like<br />

it’s 2012 and you’re partying like<br />

it’s 1988: Neukölln’s experimental<br />

cassette label is back!<br />

Celebrate its as-yet-unnamed<br />

new releases at Sameheads.<br />

Starts 22:00.<br />

FRI<br />

12<br />

Unknown Pleasures<br />

— Film The American<br />

indie fest kicks off with<br />

the German premiere of teen<br />

lesbian drama Princess Cyd, and<br />

offers a rare chance to catch<br />

Terrence Malick’s mind-bending<br />

Voyage of Time on the big<br />

screen. Through Jan 28. Arsenal<br />

and Wolf Kino. (See page 31)<br />

SUN<br />

14<br />

Pussy Riot Theatre: Riot<br />

Days — Music/Theatre<br />

Pussy Riot’s Maria<br />

Alyokhina revisits the music of<br />

her notorious agit-punk<br />

collective (and her imprisonment<br />

in Siberia) in a new performance<br />

piece. Dig out your balaclava and<br />

head to SO36. Starts 20:00.<br />

TUE<br />

16<br />

Fashion Week — Fashion<br />

Berlin’s been trying to<br />

establish itself as a<br />

fashion capital for over a<br />

decade, without much success.<br />

But hey, that means it’s easier to<br />

blag your way into Premium,<br />

Panorama, Green Showroom<br />

and more. Through Jan 19.<br />

Various venues.<br />

WED<br />

17<br />

Ultraschall — Music RBB<br />

and Deutschlandfunk<br />

Kultur honour the past<br />

and future of “new” music at<br />

their annual festival, starting<br />

with pieces by Bernd Alois<br />

Zimmermann at Haus des<br />

Rundfunks and Thomas<br />

Ankersmit at Berghain Kantine.<br />

Through Jan 21. Starts 20:00.<br />

Depeche Mode — Music The<br />

band that inspired a thousand<br />

Germans to buy synthesisers<br />

continues its nearly 40-year run<br />

with two dates at the Mercedes<br />

Benz Arena. Just can’t get<br />

enough? They’ll be finishing up<br />

their Spirit tour back here in<br />

July. Also Jan 19. Starts 19:30.<br />

THU<br />

18<br />

Ericka Beckman: Pause<br />

— Art Opening The next<br />

instalment of KW’s<br />

“Pause” – short exhibitions<br />

couched between the main ones<br />

– features the experimental<br />

filmmaker and artist’s Super 8<br />

Trilogy, three surreal films she<br />

made from 1978-81. Through Jan<br />

21. Starts 19:00.<br />

Alt-J– Music The indie-rock lads<br />

from Leeds return with third<br />

album Relaxer, promising a<br />

show that’s anything but. Max-<br />

Schmeling-Halle. Starts 20:00.<br />

(See page 32)<br />

FRI<br />

19<br />

Into Worlds – Art/<br />

Conference The<br />

Festspiele’s Immersion<br />

programme continues with a<br />

weekend of talks, performances<br />

and installations at Martin-<br />

Gropius-Bau, including a<br />

“virtual reality experience”<br />

from Björk. Should be, well,<br />

immersive. Through Jan 21.<br />

Starts 19:00.<br />

SAT<br />

20<br />

The King Khan & BBQ<br />

Show – Music Like peanut<br />

butter and chocolate,<br />

the members of Berlin’s down<br />

‘n’ dirty expat garage duo are<br />

tasty enough on their own but<br />

even better together. Catch<br />

Khan and Mark Sultan in<br />

original recipe form at Quasimodo.<br />

Starts 22:00.<br />

Carmen — Opera Bizet’s classic<br />

premieres at the Deutsche Oper,<br />

directed by Norwegian Ole<br />

Anders Tandberg and starring<br />

veteran Clémentine Margaine.<br />

Sing it with us: “L’amour est un<br />

oiseau rebelle...” Also Jan 24, 27.<br />

Starts 19:30.<br />

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WHAT’S ON<br />

Wir haben es satt! — Demo The antiindustrial-agriculture<br />

demonstration<br />

gets bigger and bigger each year<br />

– bring a cooking pot to make some<br />

noise with and join the crowds<br />

marching from Hauptbahnhof to<br />

the Brandenburg Gate. Come early<br />

for the tractor parade! Starts 11:00.<br />

SUN<br />

21<br />

Green Week — Fair Did<br />

yesterday’s demo get you<br />

hungry for sustainable<br />

farming? Head to Messe Berlin to<br />

check out the latest advances in the<br />

field, or just wander around scoring<br />

free samples of organic vegan<br />

snacks. Jan 19-28.<br />

WED<br />

24<br />

Hellas Filmbox — Film<br />

Championing the best of<br />

New Greek film, this year’s<br />

edition includes a focus on Cypriot<br />

cinema, a celebration of Greek<br />

erotica and a series of filmmakerled<br />

workshops and discussions.<br />

Through Jan 28. Urban Spree.<br />

THU<br />

25<br />

Stories in Yurts — Books Take<br />

the kids to Potsdamer Platz<br />

for nearly 100 half-hour<br />

readings (including some in English)<br />

in cosy Mongolian-style tents. They’ll<br />

be taken down on <strong>January</strong> 28, so<br />

forget about camping out early for<br />

Berlinale tickets. Starts 9:00.<br />

Six-Day Race — Sports Professional<br />

and amateur cyclists from all over<br />

the world roll around (and around,<br />

and around, and around) the Velodrom<br />

in a series of competitions<br />

interspersed with DJ performances.<br />

Through Jan 30. Starts 18:00.<br />

FRI<br />

26<br />

CTM — Festival Voguing,<br />

metal, gabber... didn’t this<br />

festival used to be for<br />

electronic music nerds? It kicks<br />

off with an exhibition opening at<br />

Bethanien and a long night headed<br />

by Boys Noize at Berghain/<br />

Panorama, and won’t let up till<br />

Feb 4. Starts 19:00. (See page 26)<br />

Lubitsch Conference — Film Slavoj<br />

Žižek and Volker Schlöndorff are<br />

among the luminaries to discuss<br />

the subversive appeal of Ernst<br />

Lubitsch’s comedies during a<br />

three-day conference. Daughter<br />

and granddaughter of the Berlinborn<br />

legend join the celebration<br />

on Jan 29. Babylon Mitte.<br />

SAT<br />

27<br />

Japan Festival — Fair<br />

Calling all otaku (nerds)!<br />

Hipster Japanese markets<br />

may be hot right now, but this<br />

annual fest at Urania is still the<br />

only place you can see a Gothic<br />

Lolita fashion show or a concert<br />

by German J-pop singer Shiroku.<br />

Through Jan 28. Starts 10:00.<br />

SUN<br />

28<br />

Titanic 20th Anniversary<br />

Screening — Film<br />

Celebrate 20 years of<br />

James Cameron’s Oscar-sweeping<br />

box office juggernaut by<br />

watching it as it was meant to be<br />

seen, in 35mm on the big screen.<br />

Filmrauschpalast Moabit. Also<br />

Jan 14, 21. Starts 20:30.<br />

MON<br />

29<br />

EXBlicks: The Long<br />

Summer of Theory<br />

— Film Irene von<br />

Alberti introduces her playfully<br />

experimental study of contemporary<br />

feminism and gentrification<br />

in Berlin. Join us for a<br />

My Perfect Berlin Weekend<br />

UK-born, Berlin-based Lizz Lunney is <strong>Exberliner</strong>’s<br />

new resident cartoonist (see page 53),<br />

purveying philosophical humour for your heart<br />

and brain. Catch “Instabunnies” here every<br />

month and read more online at lizzlunney.com.<br />

FRIDAY<br />

12:00 A whistle-stop tour of<br />

my favourite comic shops,<br />

Grober Unfug (Torstr.<br />

75, Mitte) and Modern<br />

Graphics (Kastanienallee<br />

79, Prenzlauer Berg). 13:30<br />

Lunch at Gong Gan Cafe<br />

(Schwedter Str. 2). 15:00 Head<br />

on to Comicbibliothek Renate<br />

(Tucholskystr. 32, Mitte) and<br />

Neurotitan (Rosenthaler<br />

Str. 39); usually they have a<br />

cool exhibition on! 16:00 The<br />

Berlin Magic Museum (Große<br />

Hamburger Str. 17) for some<br />

casual fortune telling. 18:30<br />

Shiso Burger (Auguststr. 29C)<br />

to eat a salmon burger. 20:30<br />

Home for a wild night in<br />

with Michael Jackson: The<br />

Experience on Wii.<br />

SATURDAY<br />

11:00 Bibliothek am Luisenbad<br />

(Badstr. 39, Wedding) – I<br />

love this library. 13:00 Brunch<br />

and coffee at Miss Ploff Café<br />

(Eulerstr. 9A). 16:00 Draw flattering<br />

portraits of the woolly<br />

pigs at Pinke-Panke (Am<br />

Bürgerpark 15-18, Pankow).<br />

18:30 El Pepe (Prinzenallee<br />

screening and Q&A, all in English!<br />

Lichtblick Kino. Starts 20:30.<br />

TUE<br />

30<br />

25, Wedding) for tapas. 20:00<br />

Wilma Bar (Badstr. 38) then<br />

Kugelbahn (Grüntaler Str. 51)<br />

for drinks.<br />

SUNDAY<br />

Gianni Versace — Exhibition<br />

Opening Berlin marks 40<br />

years of the luxe fashion<br />

brand with a massive retrospective<br />

of the late designer’s works,<br />

including outfits worn by Prince<br />

and Madonna and an entire<br />

replica of his bedroom. Kronprinzenpalais.<br />

Through Apr 14.<br />

Opens 19:00.<br />

WED<br />

31<br />

Transmediale — Festival<br />

The 31st edition of the<br />

digital art and media fest<br />

opens with works about<br />

migration, the alt-right and AI,<br />

plus a series of 3D printed<br />

Chelsea Mannings. Through Feb<br />

4. (See page 26)<br />

11:00 Look for weird Disney<br />

figures, vintage clothes and<br />

old comics at Flohmarkt<br />

Arkonaplatz (Prenzlauer<br />

Berg). 15:00 Sketch and eat<br />

great biscuits at the Ramones<br />

Museum Café (Oberbaumstr. 5,<br />

Kreuzberg). 17:00 Swimming at<br />

Wellenbad am Spreewaldplatz<br />

(Wiener Str. 59H). 19:30 Baraka<br />

Restaurant (Lausitzer Pl. 6).<br />

21:00 Another crazy evening in<br />

my PJs doing a jigsaw puzzle.<br />

HAU programme in English / Jan <strong>2018</strong><br />

5.+6.1. / HAU2<br />

Showcase Beat Le Mot<br />

Nazisupermenschen sind euch allen überlegen<br />

The Horror of the Ordinary!<br />

6.+7.1. / HAU1<br />

Ariel Efraim Ashbel & friends<br />

feat. The Wedding Orchestra<br />

for Middle Eastern Music<br />

Diva: Celebrating Oum Kalthoum<br />

11.–13.1. / HAU1<br />

Jefta van Dinther /<br />

Cullbergbaletten<br />

Protagonist<br />

17.–25.1. / HAU1, HAU2, HAU3<br />

Focus: Spy on Me<br />

andcompany&Co.,doubleluckyproductions,Houseclub<br />

& Friends, Peng! Collective, Timo Daum / Felix<br />

Maschewski / Anna-Verena Nosthoff a.o.<br />

25.1. / HAU1<br />

Thomas Meinecke & Lydia Lunch<br />

Plattenspieler<br />

27.1.–4.2. / HAU1, HAU2<br />

CTM <strong>2018</strong> – Turmoil<br />

Festival for Adventurous Music and Art<br />

Medusa’s Bed – Lydia Lunch; Zahra Mani & Mia<br />

Zabelka; George E. Lewis & Roscoe Mitchell;<br />

Jace Clayton presents Julius Eastman Memorial<br />

Dinner; “Ernest Berk – The Complete Expressionist”<br />

by Company Christoph Winkler featuring<br />

group A, Rashad Becker & Pan Daijing; Rashaad<br />

New some “FIVE Berlin”; Nadah El Shazly; Zorka<br />

Wollny & Andrzej Wasilewski; MusicMakers<br />

Hacklab with Peter Kirn & Ioann Maria a.o.<br />

30.1.–2.2. / HAU3 / Premiere<br />

Angela Schubot & Jared Gradinger<br />

YEW<br />

11.–17.1. / Berlin<br />

British Shorts<br />

Film Festival<br />

11.1. / HAU2<br />

Festival Opening and<br />

Short Film Screenings<br />

Concert: White Wine<br />

DJ-Set: Betti Bo Bikepunk<br />

The entire festival programme feat. screen -<br />

ings, concerts, party, free film workshop, exhibition<br />

and talks at HAU Hebbel am Ufer,<br />

Sputnik Kino, Acud kino, City Kino Wedding<br />

and Kino Zu kunft on www.britishshorts.de<br />

www.hebbel-am-ufer.de<br />

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The next wurst thing<br />

REGULARS<br />

Food<br />

By François Poilâne<br />

Vegan and vegetarian “butcher” shops are all the<br />

rage in Berlin, but whose fake meat reigns supreme?<br />

We put three to the test. By Jane Silver<br />

L’HERBIVORE<br />

Flavour HHH Meatiness HH<br />

Vegan/Organic? Yes<br />

Opened in Friedrichshain two years ago by<br />

locals Johnny Theuerl and Eric Koschitza, this<br />

was Berlin’s first shop to hit upon the idea of<br />

displaying plant-based meat behind a “butcher<br />

counter”, and the look is quite convincing. Only<br />

when you get close do you realise the sausages,<br />

burger patties and roasts on offer are vacuumsealed<br />

substitutes made from a wheat gluten/<br />

lupine mixture. Produced in-house, the vegan,<br />

organic goodies are available to take away or eat<br />

on the spot in burger or sandwich form (€4-6).<br />

You can also find them at bio markets if you<br />

don’t want to make the trek to Petersburger<br />

Straße. Despite the familiar shapes, Theuerl is<br />

adamant that “we’re not trying to be like meat”<br />

– thus inventive add-ins like pumpkin, dried<br />

fruit and kidney beans. Though the taste isn’t<br />

bad (the chilli-malt burger and smoky, boil-inthe-bag<br />

Frankfurter were our favourites), the<br />

rubbery texture of the seitan leaves something<br />

to be desired (amplified in the veggie-stuffed<br />

“Christmas roast”, €25). You’ll definitely want<br />

to crisp up the burger patties (€3-3.50/2) in<br />

some oil, and add sauces for lubrication.<br />

Petersburger Str. 38, Friedrichshain, Tue-Wed<br />

11:30-20, Thu-Sat 11:30-21<br />

L’Herbivore<br />

DIE VETZGEREI<br />

Flavour HHH Meatiness HH<br />

Vegan/Organic? Yes/Mostly<br />

Die Vetzgerei’s “sushi” sausage<br />

Der Vegetarische Metzger’s frozen fare<br />

After a successful crowdfunding campaign<br />

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reopened the former Prenzlauer<br />

Berg branch of English bookstore Shakespeare<br />

and Sons as a chic tiled showroom for their<br />

seitan-, tofu- and vegetable-based sausages,<br />

patties and spreads. The space, split between<br />

an eat-in area and a glass butcher counter,<br />

seems far too large for the limited selection of<br />

products on offer. But the vegan couple, whose<br />

last venture was a leather-free shoe company<br />

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Here, they and chef Hendrik Madeja experiment<br />

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wasabi (€1.90/100g) and picnic-ready dishes<br />

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Mon-Sat 10-18<br />

DER VEGETARISCHE METZGER<br />

Flavour HHHH Meatiness HHHHH<br />

Vegan/Organic? Mostly not<br />

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Review<br />

Italiansky in the West<br />

Francoise Poilane investigated Italian dining<br />

as conceived by Russians, and found sensational<br />

open wines and the best sourdough in town.<br />

The opening of Mine/Wine one year<br />

ago (Jan 10) was hailed in the German<br />

press as “Russia’s Jamie Oliver”<br />

coming to Berlin. They meant Aram<br />

Mnatsakanov, an Armenian wine enthusiast<br />

turned celebrity chef. After opening his first<br />

wine bar, Probka (“cork”), in St. Petersburg<br />

in 2001, he built up a full-fledged food and<br />

drink empire through clever self-branding.<br />

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cars, his travel memoir and his appearance<br />

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is for his six restaurants, all of which flaunt<br />

his signature “classic Italian” flair. Mine/<br />

Wine, the latest offspring of the Probka<br />

family, is his first restaurant in Germany.<br />

“Fine Italian dining from Russia” isn’t<br />

an easy sell in the German capital, where<br />

real-deal trattorias are now as common as<br />

currywurst. And predictably, Mnatsakanov’s<br />

classy yet cosy brasserie near KaDeWe is less<br />

popular with hipster foodies than it is with<br />

City West types: older ladies with expensive<br />

scarves and visiting girlfriends from Baden<br />

Baden in tow, businessmen staying in surrounding<br />

hotels and, of course, Russians, attracted<br />

by the owner’s domestic fame or just<br />

on a detour from their beloved Ku’Damm.<br />

Not exactly promising, but as it turned out,<br />

the quality of the food and wine and, above<br />

all, the unpretentious professionalism and<br />

cheerfulness of the staff won us over.<br />

It started with Natalya, discreetly sipping<br />

tea alone at the table next to ours. It<br />

was 8pm, a little late for an elegant lady to<br />

tea-party on her own, and it soon became<br />

apparent she was far from a normal customer.<br />

As we marvelled over the wondrous<br />

crusty slices brought to our our table, she<br />

took the chance to chime in. “The bread’s<br />

baked in-house. Did you know the sourdough<br />

starter originated in Georgia 70 years<br />

ago?” She also informed us that the creamy,<br />

perfectly salty butter was from a small farm<br />

near the Danish border, the fleur de sel was<br />

the finest natural sea salt from Maldon and<br />

the luscious olive oil came straight from<br />

Sicily. They’d all been sourced with the<br />

utmost care. And then Natalya introduced<br />

herself: Mnatsakanov’s wife, the stepmother<br />

of Mine/Wine chef and manager Mikhail and<br />

an associate in the business, here on a short<br />

stopover between Hamburg<br />

and St. Petersburg. When<br />

they’re not there or at their<br />

other two homes in Moscow<br />

and Cap d’Antibes, the jetsetting<br />

couple is scouting out<br />

vineyards in France and Italy,<br />

where Mnatsakanov knows<br />

every noteworthy producer<br />

on a first-name basis. This explains<br />

the lavish wine menu:<br />

150 bottles listed, mostly organic<br />

and many biodynamic.<br />

But where you could expect<br />

snobbery, you’ll be met with<br />

the kind of generosity collectors relish upon<br />

sharing their best finds. Spotting a great<br />

bottle on a Berlin wine list is no longer<br />

uncommon, but you’d be hard-pressed to<br />

find a better selection of wines by the glass<br />

than Mine/Wine’s. They deserve kudos for<br />

the house prosecco (€5.50/glass) as well as<br />

for the French whites – a modest but bright<br />

Chablis (€9.50), and an unusual Sauvignon<br />

with unexpected yellow notes and the flinty<br />

mineral flavour of the Loire Valley (€8). For<br />

the red, it’s in Italy Mnatsakanov has found<br />

his gems: a bright Nero d’Avola from Sicily<br />

(€8) and a beautiful Chianti classico from<br />

Tuscany that lets the Sangiovese grape shine<br />

through (€9). And if you love a good brandy<br />

or vintage grappa, be sure to take advantage<br />

of the extensive selection of spirits on offer.<br />

Young Mikhail Mnatsakanov, a congenial<br />

thirtysomething who trained as a chef in<br />

France, spearheaded the Berlin launch after<br />

electing Germany as the place to raise his<br />

children (the second of whom was born at<br />

time of print). His kitchen obviously knows<br />

how to make the best of its impeccable<br />

bounty. Each ingredient stands out, from the<br />

creamy Gorgonzola to the wild oregano to<br />

the Texan Angus beef and 14-hour housedried<br />

tomatoes, all dished out on custom<br />

clayware from a potter in Petersburg. On the<br />

evening we visited, it was truffle season, and<br />

their signature truffle ravioli (€18) were in<br />

high demand. You could tell why: the burrata-filled<br />

morsels were luscious and buttery,<br />

with the love-it-or-leave it flavour of black<br />

truffle flakes. Starters run the gamut from<br />

classic to modern favourites, with a twist:<br />

Michel Le Voguer<br />

the vitello tonnato has delicate slices of raw<br />

tuna in it, the red shrimp ceviche has been<br />

punched up with spicy marinated daikon radish<br />

and ginger ice cream; the house-smoked<br />

salmon is served with a mango granité. In<br />

proper Italian fashion, pasta is suggested as a<br />

second dish – here options include puttanesca<br />

with top-notch tuna (€22) and spaghetti con<br />

vongole with no less than 350g of actual clams<br />

(€26). You may want to end your meal there<br />

or move on to the impeccably pink and juicy<br />

New Zealand lamb chops (€29). Inexplicably,<br />

they paired the succulent meat with panfried<br />

sweet corn, the tart-sweetness of which<br />

threatened to make the whole dish taste<br />

like breakfast. We also enjoyed the octopus<br />

(€26), so tender it was slightly falling apart<br />

in places, possibly blanched for just a little<br />

too long. Desserts, meanwhile, were mostly<br />

notable for the experience, like the spectacular<br />

eggshell-like meringue dome that reveals<br />

an ice cream filling once broken.<br />

All in all, Mine/Wine shines for the genuine<br />

care it puts into its food and service alike. After<br />

a serious meal and a superior boozing, Mnatsakanov<br />

junior will personally help you put on<br />

your coat, and you might even end up departing<br />

with a convivial hug from the man you’ve<br />

by now come to know as “Mischa”. We’ll be<br />

back for the outstanding bread, the wonderful<br />

wines, and the warm, congenial team. n<br />

Mine/Wine Food HHH (Wine/bread<br />

HHHHH) Vibe HHHH Meinekestr., 10,<br />

Charlottenburg, daily 17:30-24<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong> 51


REGULARS<br />

Save Berlin<br />

By Dan Borden<br />

Polar express<br />

At Hauptbahnhof, train travellers get a chilly reception<br />

– and it’s about to get colder. Dan Borden explains.<br />

Forget Potsdamer Platz or the Reichstag<br />

dome – Berlin’s most ambitious<br />

piece of post-Wall architecture is<br />

its main train station, aka Hauptbahnhof.<br />

German rail company Deutsche Bahn took<br />

a billion-euro gamble when they proposed<br />

the city’s first central station, binding<br />

together tracks from east, west, north and<br />

south. The station opened in May 2006<br />

but it’s far from complete: Deutsche Bahn<br />

is still digging away, expanding its network<br />

of tunnels. The 300,000 passengers who<br />

flow through Hauptbahnhof every day<br />

confirm Berliners’ commitment to lowcarbon<br />

transport and the station as the<br />

city’s beating transit heart.<br />

In 1993, Hamburg-based architects Gerkan,<br />

Marg & Partners won the design competition<br />

for the station, Europe’s largest.<br />

Their scheme was inspired by the Eurostar<br />

terminal at London’s Waterloo station<br />

with its sleek, snake-like glass barrel vault.<br />

Budget cuts famously chopped the east end<br />

off Hauptbahnhof’s curving glass canopy.<br />

Trapped beneath its black office towers, our<br />

shortened station is less an elegant snake<br />

and more a handcuffed caterpillar.<br />

Still, Hauptbahnhof is an efficient<br />

machine channelling passengers between<br />

Deutsche Bahn trains and local transit with<br />

a little shopping along the way. Just don’t<br />

walk out of the building. The area surrounding<br />

Berlin’s main train station is a bleak<br />

wasteland – and it’s about to get worse.<br />

Around the globe, travellers stepping out of<br />

central stations are greeted by grand squares<br />

offering hotels and cafes with clearly marked<br />

taxi and bus stands. Hauptbahnhof’s north<br />

portal dumps new arrivals onto a cramped,<br />

chaotic limbo – grandly titled Europaplatz<br />

– where they drag their luggage uphill while<br />

dodging taxis in the shadow of a giant, robotic<br />

rocking horse. It’s as if the designers never<br />

meant for their building to touch the ground.<br />

Right across Invalidenstraße from the<br />

station is a vast stretch of abandoned railyards<br />

that’s slowly being transformed into<br />

Europacity, 40 hectares of new offices and<br />

flats. It’s a blank slate, a place where planners<br />

could have acknowledged the station’s<br />

importance by creating the grand central<br />

square that Berlin deserves. Instead, plans<br />

call for a half-hearted extension of Europaplatz<br />

on a triangular patch of leftover space,<br />

bordered by a tunnel entrance on one side<br />

and office buildings on the other. No welcoming<br />

piazza. No sidewalk cafés.<br />

The design bears the stamp of Regula<br />

Lüscher, Berlin’s Senate Building Director.<br />

She describes herself as Europacity’s “design<br />

curator”, and the buildings she’s handselected,<br />

like the planned 84m-high tower<br />

on Europaplatz by architect Allmann Sattler<br />

Wappner, have gridded stone facades reflecting<br />

her penchant for corporate minimalism.<br />

Instead of the lively, decadent Berlin of lore,<br />

Hauptbahnhof arrivals will step out into this<br />

new district defined by Swiss-born Lüscher’s<br />

good taste: uniform, rigid and coldly sterile.<br />

Hauptbahnhof does in fact have a large public<br />

square, though you probably haven’t seen it<br />

unless you arrived by boat. Dubbed Washingtonplatz,<br />

it’s a windswept terrace stretching<br />

from the south entrance to the Spree River.<br />

Half the plaza is currently walled off as<br />

construction workers prepare for the arrival<br />

of Cube Berlin, a building by Copenhagenbased<br />

designers 3XN (photo). If the idea of<br />

this 72m-tall block of ice landing in the heart<br />

of the city provokes dread, you might be<br />

3XN<br />

Hauptbahnhof’s north<br />

portal dumps new<br />

arrivals onto a chaotic<br />

limbo – grandly titled<br />

Europaplatz – where they<br />

drag their luggage uphill<br />

while dodging taxis.<br />

a Star Trek fan: the evil Borg species travels<br />

in cube-shaped starships. The facade’s<br />

fractured-glass motif is equally troubling,<br />

referencing either the shattered windows of<br />

perception or a dropped smartphone screen.<br />

But even more disturbing is what’s inside<br />

this Cube: office space geared toward the<br />

city’s growing army of high-tech drones.<br />

There was a time when Berlin seduced<br />

the world’s youth to come and squander<br />

their best years in a smokey, drunken haze.<br />

Now Europe’s young arrive at Berlin’s<br />

Hauptbahnhof eager to spend long days<br />

at computers in climate-controlled boxes,<br />

devoting their best years to speeding the<br />

wheels of mass consumption. Is it too late<br />

to save Berlin’s cold, cold heart? n<br />

52<br />

EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>


COLUMN— The Gay Berliner<br />

Meet me in<br />

the bathroom<br />

A new exhibition makes Walter Crasshole<br />

wonder: whatever happened to gay sex<br />

in public toilets?<br />

My most recent toilet hookup was a failure. Sort of. It was<br />

Schwuz’s final London Calling party and the last thing I was<br />

looking for was anonymous sex. The club’s bright, unisex<br />

(and hygienic) toilets aren’t really conducive to doing much more than<br />

drugs. But that night, as I saddled up to the urinal to relieve myself, a<br />

cute, young Mediterranean-looking guy saddled right up next to me and<br />

pulled out a member that was ready for far more than just a leak. So I<br />

dragged him into a cubicle and got ready for a little fun. This was how<br />

they did it in the olden days, right? But that’s when the failure set in. My<br />

young companion wasn’t as ready in his head as he was below the belt.<br />

After 30 seconds of fumbling around with each other, he left in flushed<br />

panic. But no matter. I was continuing a gay legacy.<br />

Yes, before the days of darkrooms and Grindr, Berlin gays got their<br />

anonymous jollies in public johns. It’s currently the topic of a brilliant<br />

exhibition at the Schwules Museum called Fenster zum Klo (a nod to Frank<br />

Ripploh’s West Berlin gay film Taxi zum Klo). In a mix of photos and artefacts,<br />

French photographer Marc Martin describes the history of public toilets as<br />

cruising hotspots, as well as their significance. “Within these atypical places<br />

of transience and sociability, social differences were blurred and otherwise<br />

separated cultures briefly mixed,” he writes in his introduction.<br />

But this is not only a sociological study. There are plenty of facts to<br />

take home, the kind you won’t be sharing with Oma. For example, here<br />

in Berlin, public toilets used to be nicknamed “Café Achteck” for their<br />

original octagonal shape. And even I was surprised by some of the<br />

things my gay forefathers got up to in there (I’ll leave what the French<br />

“Soupeurs” did with baguettes to your imagination).<br />

But now that public sex has made it to museums, does that mean<br />

it’s over? The answer is a resounding jein. There’s certainly less toilet<br />

sex out there. Berlin’s historic pissoirs have mostly been demolished<br />

or turned into burger joints, and those robotic self-cleaning 50-cent<br />

City Toilettes just don’t have the same appeal as ye olde Café Achteck.<br />

The johns in Tiergarten’s Victory Column used to be the hotspot<br />

for punters in Berlin, but the only excitement I ever witnessed there<br />

was three junkies crowded into a tiny stall, moaning from something<br />

other than sexual gratification.<br />

Of course, that doesn’t mean we gays are having less anonymous sex.<br />

Berlin’s darkrooms and sex clubs offer plenty of that, for a price. The<br />

atmosphere of cruising still exists in every exchanged glance between<br />

men in Ficken3000 or Connection Club in Schöneberg – and yes, sometimes<br />

the smell of piss comes with it. And of course, there’s Grindr.<br />

Anonymous sex delivery. The frisson of public encounters may have<br />

been replaced by the convenience of clicking, but it’s still a subversive<br />

way to get your rocks off while “blurring social differences”.<br />

I may never have the kind of anonymous public toilet sex that my gay<br />

granddaddies did in the 20th century, but I can still continue the tradition<br />

by slutting it up against the grain. And thanks to the exhibition at<br />

the Schwules Museum, I will think of them every time I take a piss. I’ll<br />

also stop eating baguettes for a while. ■<br />

Fenster zum Klo runs at the Schwules Museum through Feb 5.<br />

JANUARY <strong>2018</strong>

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