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DIGITAL DAYS<br />
Concerts, hug machines,<br />
Chelsea Manning clones...<br />
CTM and Transmediale<br />
are back. — p.26<br />
POLITICS REPORTAGE ZEITGEIST ART MUSIC FILM STAGE<br />
Forget going vegan! If you really want to save the planet, stop<br />
flying and hit the tracks. Environmentalists, German railway nerds<br />
and Deutsche Bahn rivals are already on board. — p.6-25<br />
BVG EXPOSED<br />
What’s beneath the Berlin transit<br />
company’s cool new image?<br />
Underpaid drivers, corrupt<br />
controllers and stepped-up<br />
surveillance. — p.16-23<br />
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CONTENTS<br />
<strong>Exberliner</strong> <strong>167</strong> – <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />
Special: Trains<br />
Regulars<br />
What’s On<br />
06<br />
Save the world: see it by rail!<br />
Why environmentally conscious<br />
Easyjetsetters should abandon the<br />
skies and hit the tracks<br />
08<br />
Locomore’s bumpy ride<br />
The birth, death and resurrection of<br />
a Deutsche Bahn alternative<br />
10<br />
Trains on the brain<br />
Trainspotters, collectors and steam<br />
train enthusiasts tell us about<br />
their obsessions<br />
13<br />
Railway romance never rusts<br />
Eisenbahn-Romantik remains the<br />
number-one train show in the world,<br />
even without its host<br />
14<br />
How German trains saved Jewish kids<br />
One Kindertransport refugee<br />
tells her story<br />
16<br />
Confessions of an U-Bahn driver<br />
An anonymous BVG employee<br />
on why “Weil wir dich<br />
lieben” is a lie<br />
18<br />
Controllers out of control<br />
With corruption and assault rampant,<br />
who’s keeping Berlin’s ticket<br />
checkers in line?<br />
21<br />
Underground love<br />
Can the BVG help you find your<br />
U-Bahn crush?<br />
22<br />
Moving you, watching you<br />
Surveillance, police presence and<br />
facial recognition are being stepped<br />
up in our transit stations<br />
24<br />
Endstation Grunewald<br />
The Gleis 17 memorial turns 20<br />
03<br />
Konrad Werner<br />
The best lack all conviction<br />
04<br />
Best of Berlin<br />
New Year’s resolution edition<br />
50<br />
Berlin bites<br />
Upscale Italian from a Russian celeb<br />
chef and a fake meat taste test<br />
52<br />
Save Berlin<br />
Dan Borden on heartless<br />
Hauptbahnhof<br />
53<br />
The Gay Berliner<br />
The end of toilet sex?<br />
53<br />
New comic!<br />
Introducing Instabunnies<br />
26<br />
Time to transcend<br />
A Transmediale/CTM preview<br />
28 .............................. Film<br />
32 ........................... Music<br />
37 ............................. Stage<br />
40 ................................ Art<br />
44<br />
Events calendar<br />
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POLITICS REPORTAGE ZEITGEIST ART MUSIC FILM STAGE<br />
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flying and hit the tracks. Environmentalists, German railway nerds<br />
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DIGITAL DAYS<br />
Concerts, hug-machines,<br />
Chelsea Manning clones .<br />
CTM and Transmediale<br />
are back. — p.26<br />
BVG EXPOSED<br />
What’s beneath the Berlin transit<br />
company’s cool new image?<br />
Underpaid drivers, corrupt<br />
controllers and stepped-up<br />
surveillance. — p.16-23<br />
COLUMN— Political Notebook<br />
Editor-in-chief<br />
Nadja Vancauwenberghe<br />
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Rachel Glassberg<br />
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Editorial<br />
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Art<br />
Sarrita Hunn<br />
Stage<br />
Daniel Mufson<br />
Food<br />
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Graphic design<br />
Louise Yau<br />
This month’s contributors<br />
Graham Anderson, Jenny Browne, Cameron Cook,<br />
Alexander Durie, Emmanuelle François, Aske Hald<br />
Knudstrup, Amy Leonard, David Mouriquand,<br />
Sandra Sarala, Jane Silver, Zhuo-Ning Su, Thomas<br />
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The best lack all conviction<br />
Konrad Werner explains German politics.<br />
This month: Why doesn’t anyone want power anymore?<br />
German politicians don’t seem to be<br />
power-obsessed junkies anymore.<br />
They still have that haunted look<br />
about them, but they don’t seem to be<br />
the usual shifty fiends who dissemble and<br />
destroy and embarrass each other just<br />
for the possibility of an arousing public<br />
office. Wielding power is supposed to be<br />
the whole point of their careers, but things<br />
are different now. German politicians are<br />
spurning power like it’s a toxic magnetic<br />
field. On the night of the election, September<br />
24, a dejected Martin Schulz – the<br />
Social Democratic Party<br />
leader who had just given his<br />
party its worst election result<br />
ever – declared that the SPD<br />
would definitely, absolutely<br />
go into opposition this time.<br />
Everyone agreed that this<br />
was the right thing to do. The<br />
SPD had been in a parasitic<br />
relationship with Angela<br />
Merkel for four years, where<br />
she took the credit for all the<br />
good, vaguely social ideas they had. The SPD<br />
needed time alone to gather its thoughts and<br />
reconceive its life.<br />
But then Merkel’s negotiations for a new<br />
coalition with the Free Democratic Party<br />
and the Greens failed. The FDP leader<br />
Christian Lindner kept shifting the goals,<br />
sabotaging the talks with wilful, craven<br />
policy-free politics. He never wanted to be<br />
in power in the first place – he was truly<br />
surprised by the success of his shallow<br />
election campaign, expecting to drive another<br />
tired Merkel government before him<br />
for four years until dispatching her with a<br />
neo-liberal coup in cooperation with a farright<br />
CDU at the next election.<br />
Now he’s got his wish. The SPD has been<br />
guilt-tripped into assuming power one more<br />
time by entering coalition talks. After all,<br />
someone has got to run the country.<br />
And then there’s Merkel, whose era is<br />
obviously in its winter now, and who looks<br />
weary of the crown. She probably would’ve<br />
readily given up earlier this year, if only<br />
there had been a viable CDU leader to take<br />
her place. But no, she was too successful for<br />
that, having ably neutered all her party rivals<br />
and established herself as an<br />
alternative-free option.<br />
Why are we in this situation?<br />
Why does political power no longer<br />
have a hold over those who<br />
live their lives for it? It could just<br />
be the world’s apocalyptic mood,<br />
I suppose. Trump, Erdogan,<br />
Putin, Orban, Brexit, ISIS – all of<br />
them represent the love of death<br />
at the heart of fascism, and the<br />
vaguely decent, passive people<br />
like Merkel (“The best lack all conviction,<br />
while the worst are full of passionate intensity”)<br />
no longer see the point of trying. It’s a<br />
global fuck-it. A depression.<br />
Or it could be because we’ve all decided<br />
we’d rather be critics than artists. The success<br />
of the AfD shows that the best way to<br />
become popular is to undermine and resist<br />
the need to manage the government in any<br />
way at all. Opposition is the new centre<br />
of power. Social media outrage has shown<br />
that it’s easier to steer the government<br />
from the outside. Best to just get angry<br />
rather than offer a solution. ■
BEST OF BERLIN — <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />
NEW YEAR’S<br />
RESOLUTION<br />
EDITION<br />
Bar<br />
CLASS UP YOUR<br />
NIGHT OUT<br />
You’ve got a pair of 10cm stiletto heels<br />
gathering dust in your closet? Feeling that<br />
a little opulence could erase those winter<br />
blues? Take a ride all the way to the moneyed<br />
‘burb of Grunewald, where the tits get bigger<br />
and the Drakkar gets Noir-er, and treat yourself<br />
to a grand evening worthy of the gentlemen’s<br />
lifestyle brand from which the GQ Bar gets its<br />
name. Opened last month inside the luxurious<br />
Patrick Hellman Schlosshotel, the man-mag’s<br />
first outpost in western Europe (there’s already<br />
one in Dubai, of course) features Twin Peaks-ish<br />
black-and-white zigzag walls, a €27 Wagyu beef<br />
burger and leather-gloved bartenders shaking up<br />
fancy cocktails. “Normal” Berliners might feel<br />
out of place, but honestly, instead of paying €14<br />
for that craft Manhattan at some shabby-ass dive<br />
in Kreuzberg or Mitte, why not sip it on a cosy<br />
sofa in front of a fireplace whilst surrounded by<br />
Botoxed Russians, leatherfaced fashion CEOs and<br />
both founding members of German country-rock<br />
band The BossHoss? And if you happen to hit<br />
it off with a fellow patron, the €1600/night Karl<br />
Lagerfeld suite awaits upstairs... — AJ<br />
Brahmsstr. 10, Grunewald, daily 12-3<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
Gardening<br />
SPARE YOUR SUCCULENTS<br />
FROM A LIFE OF MISERY<br />
You can’t help it: you’ve got a black<br />
thumb. Every plant you’ve tried<br />
to keep in your house has ended<br />
up parched or drowned, limp or brownleaved.<br />
Well, not this year. And Monika<br />
Kalinowska – a Polish former journalist<br />
who left Russian video site Ruptly<br />
to become a crafty weaver and exotic<br />
plant connoisseur – is here to help. With<br />
her seventh How NOT to Kill Your Plant<br />
workshop, the 30-year-old will teach you<br />
everything about watering, repotting or<br />
propagating that sagging Dracaena in the<br />
corner of your living room (it’s probably<br />
too close to a radiator). Advice varies<br />
from where best to locate your potted<br />
pal to which ingredients you’ll need for<br />
perfect soil, along with instructions on<br />
how to perform emergency CPR on your<br />
drowning plant and a few nifty factoids<br />
(did you know snake plants are so<br />
good at purifying the air that they help<br />
prevent migraines?). Each one-hour,<br />
20-capacity English-language session<br />
costs €20, but you get a free cactus to<br />
take home – and if you manage not to<br />
kill that one, you can sign up for Kalinowska’s<br />
Plant Circle Box subscription<br />
service (€27/month) to receive regular<br />
“surprise plant packages” by post. — JB<br />
Next workshop Jan 27, 18:00, Prenzlauer<br />
Studio/Kunst Kollektiv, Prenzlauer Berg, more<br />
details at plantcircle.co<br />
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Dairy-free<br />
GO VEGAN,<br />
MAKE YOUR<br />
OWN CHEESE<br />
BEST OF BERLIN — <strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />
You’ve been phasing out animal<br />
products, but there’s one<br />
deliciously melty obstacle<br />
blocking your path to full-on veganhood:<br />
cheese. If the plastic-tasting<br />
alternatives sold in supermarkets<br />
aren’t cutting it, head to Anderson<br />
Santos’ new vegan deli Kojiterie for<br />
one of his Cashewbert workshops.<br />
Who is Anderson Santos? “He’s the<br />
vegan cheese master of Europe, maybe<br />
even the world,” affirms a recent workshop attendee who has his own vegan cheese store in<br />
southeastern France and – like another vegan expert hailing from Israel – has travelled all<br />
the way here to learn from the Brazilian chef and part-time computer programmer. As you<br />
might have guessed, this is pretty geeky stuff. If you’re not prepared to take copious notes<br />
on the proper ratio of koji amazake culture to nut milk, go home and save yourself the €65<br />
workshop fee. But those with due diligence will be rewarded with an exhaustive guide to<br />
creating creamy, funky dairy-free Camembert, blue cheese and Gouda, pre-made versions<br />
of which can be sampled at the end of the workshop. At which point you can take home one<br />
of Santos’ cheesemaking kits (€54.90, sold separately) and go to town. — AD<br />
Next workshop Jan 20, 15:00, Hohenstaufenstr. 39, Schöneberg<br />
Alexander Durie<br />
It will<br />
all be<br />
yours<br />
…*<br />
Theatre with English surtitles<br />
»Richard III«<br />
by William Shakespeare<br />
Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 1<br />
Franziska Krug<br />
Spinning<br />
FIND YOUR WILLPOWER<br />
You thought a €25/month John Reed<br />
membership would be enough to get<br />
you moving? Please. To actually bust<br />
that flab, you need serious motivation – and<br />
you’ll find it at Ride Berlin, the German<br />
answer to the US’ Soulcycle franchise. As of<br />
November, they have two studios in town<br />
where groups of 10-15 Berliners, ranging from<br />
high school students to business managers,<br />
can get one of this city’s most intensive “fullbody<br />
cycling” workouts. Don’t be fooled by<br />
the Zen-like candle-light atmosphere: you’ll<br />
soon be drenched in sweat, attempting to do<br />
push-ups on your stationary bike while pedalling<br />
to the beat of The White Stripes’ “Seven<br />
Nation Army” and Pitbull’s “I Know You<br />
Want Me”, under the rewarding encouragement<br />
of the trainers. It’s easy to get addicted<br />
to the constant shouts of “Amazing job!”, not<br />
to mention the luxurious facilities (spotless<br />
dressing rooms, great showers with free<br />
products and fluffy towels). Starting a habit<br />
of it, however, might mean cutting down<br />
on flat whites and concert tickets: after the<br />
introductory offer of €26 for two 50-minute<br />
classes, it’s €120 for five or €400 for a package<br />
deal of 20. But if you’re the type who<br />
won’t stick to your resolutions unless there’s<br />
serious money riding on them, it might just<br />
be a worthwhile investment. — AHK<br />
Schützenstr. 70, Mitte; Lietzenburger Str. 86,<br />
Charlottenburg, see schedule at www.rideberlin.com<br />
»Professor Bernhardi«<br />
by Arthur Schnitzler<br />
Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 4 and 6<br />
»Hamlet«<br />
by William Shakespeare<br />
Direction: Thomas Ostermeier<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 8<br />
* »Beware of Pity«<br />
by Stefan Zweig<br />
Direction: Simon McBurney<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 15<br />
»LENIN«<br />
by Milo Rau & Ensemble<br />
Direction: Milo Rau<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 20 and 21<br />
»der die mann«<br />
after texts by Konrad Bayer<br />
Direction and Set Design:<br />
Herbert Fritsch<br />
On <strong>January</strong> 26 and 27<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />
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Tickets: 030 890023 www.schaubuehne.de
TRAINS<br />
GREEN TRAVEL<br />
You eat only vegan food, bike everywhere and refuse to buy plastic bottles – so<br />
why are you still flying low-cost airlines all around Europe? Sandra Sarala tells us<br />
why the EasyJetset should choo-choo-choose more sustainable transportation.<br />
everal mornings per week, my<br />
travel-lust gets multiple teases<br />
from airlines in email form: a<br />
“Last chance to earn miles easily”,<br />
another invitation to “Book a flight now for<br />
autumn <strong>2018</strong>”. I sip my organic fair trade<br />
coffee and glower back at the computer<br />
screen glowing with renewables-powered<br />
electricity, reflecting on glyphosate’s license<br />
renewal, Dieselgate, Anthropocene extinction,<br />
and the starving polar bears who prove<br />
that allowing a two-degree temperature rise<br />
is already 1.5 degrees too many.<br />
The 21st century is stressful, dammit! I<br />
practice permaculture, 95 percent of the<br />
food in my cupboards is vegan and winter is<br />
long and hard. Surely I deserve a trip in the<br />
sun... but not like this. Deleting the shameful<br />
evidence of frequent flyer history from my<br />
inbox, I resolve to take the train instead.<br />
UNFAIR COMPETITION<br />
It’s never been easier or cheaper to take<br />
to the skies than it is right now. Discount<br />
giants like Ryanair and EasyJet keep on<br />
opening new hubs across Europe; the latter<br />
just took over AirBerlin’s routes between<br />
Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich and Stuttgart. New<br />
players like Air France subsidiary Joon and<br />
Iceland’s Wow Air keep sprouting up. It’s no<br />
wonder the number of passengers flying out<br />
of Berlin has nearly doubled in the past 10<br />
years, from 16,846,469 <strong>January</strong>-October 2007<br />
to 28,902,991 for the same period in 2017.<br />
All those discounters are buoyed by the<br />
1992 liberalisation of the airline system.<br />
This allowed airlines to drop prices via<br />
complex pricing structures which fluctuate<br />
with demand; use small airports with lower<br />
landing fees; and offer lower levels of service<br />
and worse employee conditions. What’s<br />
more: until very recently, planes weren’t<br />
paying enough fuel tax. With lofty WWII<br />
end-game ideals of creating world peace and<br />
friendship, 1944’s “Chicago” Convention on<br />
TAKE EASYJET’S NEW FLIGHT<br />
TO MUNICH AND YOU,<br />
PASSENGER, ARE RESPONSI-<br />
BLE FOR EMITTING 39.7 KILOS<br />
OF CARBON DIOXIDE.<br />
International Civil Aviation gave massive tax<br />
breaks to airlines. It was only in 2012 that<br />
the European Union’s ‘cap and trade’ carbon<br />
emissions trading system (ETS) enabled fuel<br />
taxation, and then only for airlines within<br />
the European Economic Area (the EU plus<br />
Norway, Iceland, and Liechtenstein).<br />
But cheap flights come at a high cost to the<br />
environment. According to the International<br />
Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO), aviation<br />
is currently responsible for 2.1 percent<br />
of global CO2 emissions. Take EasyJet’s new<br />
flight to Munich at 78.62g/km and you, passenger,<br />
are responsible for emitting 39.7 kilos<br />
of carbon dioxide (see chart). On Deutsche<br />
Bahn’s speedy new ICE route to the same<br />
city, your figure would be around 4.6 kilos.<br />
And the good news is that according to<br />
Christoph Lerche, Deutsche Bahn’s European<br />
Head of Transport Policy, “All long-distance<br />
journeys on ICE, IC and EC trains will operate<br />
100 percent with renewable energy as of the<br />
beginning of <strong>2018</strong>.” DB’s renewable sources<br />
are mainly hydro and wind energy, mostly<br />
from external suppliers, often in long-term<br />
contracts. The company’s total renewable energy<br />
proportion for long-, middle- and shortdistance<br />
trains stood at 42 percent in 2016,<br />
targeting 70 percent by 2030 and aiming for<br />
CO2-free by 2050 at the latest. Already ahead<br />
of earlier-set targets, they claim to be “leading<br />
the energy transition in the transport sector”.<br />
“Rail doesn’t emit that much, especially with<br />
electric, which has no emissions except from<br />
where they buy the power from,” confirms<br />
economist Gian Carlo Scarsi, a former Head<br />
of Regulatory Economics who ran comparative<br />
efficiency benchmark analyses for the<br />
UK’s Network Rail. “But airlines have a huge<br />
advantage as opposed to rail. The sky is<br />
‘free’, they’re not paying enough for the pollution<br />
generated, they have no infrastructure<br />
charges such as for rail and other vehicles.<br />
Lerche can only agree. “It’s more challenging<br />
for rail to offer better fares than other<br />
modes of transport. And those inequal conditions<br />
also include ‘regular’ taxes. Whereas<br />
international flights are exempted from<br />
value-added tax, the full tax applies to longdistance<br />
rail journeys.” The surcharges paid<br />
by Deutsche Bahn according to Germany’s<br />
Renewable Energy Sources Act were over<br />
€150 million in 2017, four times more than<br />
2012. “Rail is burdened by energy taxes and<br />
the emission trading scheme.”<br />
THE DIRTY TRUTH<br />
Of course, it’s not just planes that railroads<br />
have to compete with these days – it’s cars<br />
and buses, as well. Flixbus might take twice<br />
as long to get you to Munich as Deutsche<br />
Bahn, but it’ll get you there for less than a<br />
third of the price. But here, too, the earth is<br />
paying: according to the most recent EEA<br />
figures, CO2 emissions for road passengers<br />
are nearly four times those of rails.<br />
All railway companies pay distance-based<br />
charges in the EU. Not so for road vehicles.<br />
The Brussels-based Community of European<br />
Railway and Infrastructure Companies<br />
(the CER, comprising 76 Europe-associated<br />
rail bodies), lobbies for fairer competitive<br />
conditions for rail. CER and European Commission<br />
figures show tolls and time-based<br />
charges are currently only applied to trucks<br />
on 20-25 percent of Europe’s network,<br />
even less for passenger transport. To even<br />
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TRAINS<br />
SCENIC ROUTES<br />
Munich-Trento<br />
(en route Berlin-Venice)<br />
Pastureland, dark forest, rivers<br />
cutting through and cliffs<br />
reaching for the sky, as your<br />
train climbs and descends<br />
the dramatic Brenner Pass. In<br />
warmer months, a chance to<br />
see the Achenseebahn steam<br />
engines in action at Jenbach.<br />
Truly spectacular.<br />
Dresden-Decin<br />
(en route Berlin-Prague)<br />
The Elbe Valley Railway stretch<br />
follows the Elbe River. The train’s<br />
dining car is highly recommended<br />
to enjoy the valley’s<br />
picturesque, wooded waterway,<br />
its rock formations occasionally<br />
studded by historical towers.<br />
Freiburg-Konstanz (en<br />
route through fairytale lands)<br />
Otherworldly and meditative<br />
after a good snowfall, when passage<br />
through the Black Forest<br />
reduces everything simply to<br />
black and white.<br />
Herbert Ortner CC BY 2.5<br />
the playing field, the CER proposes legislative<br />
changes such as mandatory distance-based<br />
charges on all major roads, changes they say<br />
would benefit citizens and the environment.<br />
We certainly see politicians dragging their<br />
heels. Consider the Merkel government’s<br />
failure to address Dieselgate or limit diesel<br />
vehicle use in cities. Given the burgeoning<br />
budget airline industry’s continuing “success”<br />
at pushing a false economy, and the airline<br />
lobby’s power, the ICAO’s October 2016 agreement<br />
to set airlines’ carbon emissions in the<br />
year 2020 as the upper limit of what carriers<br />
are allowed to discharge may prove a pipedream.<br />
Given the slow-motion machinations<br />
of crony democracy, if we want to save our<br />
under-stress world, we must play our part.<br />
CREATIVE SAVINGS<br />
For Berlin’s “poor but sexy” creative set – me<br />
included – rail might appear pricey. Nevertheless,<br />
when planning a “performance and permaculture”<br />
tour of Italy, France and Amsterdam<br />
last September, the train was my first and only<br />
option. Declaring my interest, I was privileged<br />
to receive a journalist Interrail pass for that<br />
month on the tracks. But even at my own expense,<br />
when I had to take another work trip in<br />
November, trains were again the choice.<br />
One month ahead I booked Berlin-Marseilles<br />
return, without discount card, for €150: perhaps<br />
a tad more than cut-price airlines, but not that<br />
much more. I took four free pieces of luggage,<br />
enjoyed legroom, used onboard power and nearcontinuous<br />
wi-fi to work. For that 2400km highspeed<br />
TGV and ICE return trip, my passenger<br />
CO2 emissions were 36.8 kg (SNCF, France’s<br />
national state-owned rail company, prints emissions<br />
on travellers’ tickets). For the same trip by<br />
ARE LOW-COST FLIGHTS REALLY WORTH IT?<br />
How cost- and time-effective is it to take the plane versus the train,<br />
and how much is it costing the Earth? We compared the two.<br />
Destination Transport Mode Transit Time 1 CO 2<br />
kg 2 Fare 3<br />
Munich Train 4:32 4.6 €37.50<br />
Plane (Tegel) 4:15 39.7 €57<br />
Frankfurt am Main Train 4:16 3.5 €19.90<br />
Plane (Tegel) 3:30 33.3 €57<br />
Paris Train 10:16 9.8 €68.90<br />
Plane (Schönefeld) 4:40 69.06 €41<br />
Venice Train 11:40 23.5 €59.90<br />
Plane (Schönefeld) 4:10 62.27 €31<br />
1) From city centre to city centre, including 90 minutes at airport. 2) Estimated from Easyjet’s average figures<br />
(for Airbus A320-200 fleet, also used by Joon) and Deutsche Bahn calculator, not including airport transfers.<br />
3) Baseline fares for Deutsche Bahn, EasyJet and Joon as researched in December for travel in <strong>January</strong>, not<br />
including airport transfers or checked luggage.<br />
plane, EasyJet calculates 194.5 kg. No argument.<br />
The evidence I’ve seen across Europe is that<br />
trains are usually pretty full; I’m definitely not<br />
alone in my choice. Deutsche Bahn spokesperson<br />
said travellers increased from 131.9 million<br />
to 138.4 million between 2015 and 2016. At the<br />
end of 2017 they were already seeing a 10 percent<br />
rise in bookings for a few months ahead.<br />
Jumping on the bandwagon, so to speak, is a<br />
rising trend. And people booking ahead secure<br />
the best Sparpreis fares.<br />
For passengers loaded with luggage – like<br />
musicians – trains are often the best option<br />
compared to Flixbus (which charges for guitars)<br />
and Ryanair (which makes passengers check or<br />
buy an extra ticket for large instruments). Local<br />
performer Karla Hajman, aka Stereochemistry,<br />
says, “Trains are my main means of transport. I<br />
tried touring by car one year, never again!” She<br />
has a BahnCard 25, a card that gives travellers a<br />
25 percent discount on all trips for €62/year, as<br />
well as Trenitalia’s CartaFRECCIA for her trips<br />
to Italy. “It’s dirt cheap compared to Germany,<br />
and you get larger discounts for longer rides.”<br />
Agreed overall train positives: comfort, speed,<br />
price, reading, relaxation, the rocking motion,<br />
looking out big windows. Singer and comedian<br />
Tim Whelan, here seven years and a self-confessed<br />
“massive train nerd”, holds a BahnCard 50<br />
(50 percent off regular fares and 25 percent off<br />
Sparpreise for €515/year) and puts his estimated<br />
savings in the thousands of euros. “The 50 is<br />
especially great for short-term/last-minute plans,<br />
while the 25 is ideal for long-term planning.”<br />
Whelan hates “airports – horrible places – you’re<br />
sat there like freight, it’s about the necessity of<br />
getting there. With trains, the pleasure of the<br />
trip is part of the experience. And for work trips,<br />
it’s all tax-deductible!” Not to mention that for<br />
families with children under 15, who travel on<br />
the train for free when accompanied by a parent<br />
or grandparent, the savings can be astronomical.<br />
Sadly, savings or no savings, when it comes to<br />
visiting my family in the Antipodes, trains just<br />
aren’t an option. To offset my carbon footprint,<br />
I’ve planted countless trees in multiple countries.<br />
But that seems hypocritical for a Berlindwelling<br />
New Zealander with an elderly mother.<br />
Environmentalist George Monbiot recently<br />
wrote that he limited flying to once every three<br />
years. By example, he punctured the cabin of my<br />
well-meaning tree-planting. That flight fuel oil<br />
is always better left in the ground, plus there’s<br />
no guarantee those trees will reach maturity.<br />
I’ll keep planting, but future escapes from<br />
Berlin will be by train, flights limited to familial<br />
“love-miles” only. Naturally, I’m also investigating<br />
how to do that trip sustainably overland,<br />
because I’d like us all to live out our lives in a<br />
bio-diverse world that doesn’t resemble Blade<br />
Runner 2049’s lifeless dustbowl. And because<br />
basically, the cheapest thing about günstige<br />
Angebote is that flying sells us all short, while rail<br />
travel keeps us on track for a future. ■<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong> 7
TRAINS<br />
INDIE RAIL<br />
Locomore’s<br />
bumpy ride<br />
It was the David to Deutsche<br />
Bahn’s Goliath: a vintage train<br />
that could get you from Berlin<br />
to Stuttgart for €22 with free<br />
wi-fi and organic food. But it<br />
went bankrupt in less than half<br />
a year. Now, Locomore has<br />
been resurrected. But who’s<br />
behind the wheel? By Jenny Browne<br />
As the 14:28 departs Lichtenberg, a<br />
voice rolls over the tannoy welcoming<br />
everyone onboard Wagen 1819.<br />
The passenger carriage is a Bmz Interregio<br />
number from the 1980s, with vintage feel<br />
still intact and a garish, Wes Anderson-esque<br />
orange-and-red interior. Kids play around<br />
with the wooden train set in the Familienabteil<br />
(family section) as their parents connect<br />
to the onboard wi-fi. At the bistro, a friendly<br />
employee proffers organic, vegan snacks and<br />
€2.30 fair-trade coffee, while posters in the<br />
hall proclaim this train is running on 100 percent<br />
renewable energy. If all goes well, Wagen<br />
1819 will pull into Stuttgart in seven hours,<br />
hitting 13 stops along the way including Hanover<br />
and Frankfurt. The price? Under €40.<br />
This feels like what German entrepreneur<br />
Derek Ladewig had in mind when he started<br />
Locomore, his long-in-the-making crowdfunded<br />
“green alternative” to Deutsche<br />
Bahn, in December 2016. But this isn’t his<br />
train. In fact, it’s run by Czech rail company<br />
Leo Express in conjunction with bus<br />
giant Flixbus. Ladewig is still on board as a<br />
manager, but the open-access operator (the<br />
term for a train company that purchases<br />
individual slots on a railway system, instead<br />
of franchising like the national companies)<br />
he founded just a year ago is no more.<br />
Deutsche Bahn controls over 99 percent<br />
of long distance rail travel in Germany;<br />
since the country’s rail system was liberalised<br />
in 1994, barely any companies have<br />
tried to disrupt that monopoly. Because<br />
rail infrastructure costs are so high (the<br />
Infrastrukturnutzungsentgelte, or “track access<br />
charge”, is around €5-7 per kilometre),<br />
it’s difficult for smaller companies to turn a<br />
profit, especially when long-distance buses<br />
are so inexpensive to run. The country’s<br />
first private rail company, Interconnex,<br />
was started by the Transdev corporation<br />
in 2002 and ran between Leipzig, Berlin<br />
and Rostock for 12 years, but folded in 2014<br />
after failing to rival bus prices. Another,<br />
the Vogtland-Express between Berlin and<br />
Plauen, ran between 2005 and 2012 before<br />
being replaced by a bus fleet.<br />
Ladewig, a former political scientist and<br />
transit consultant to the Bundestag, thought<br />
he had the answer when he founded Locomore<br />
GmbH in 2007: stick to one route, and<br />
choose it wisely. After initially being part of<br />
the founding team of the Hamburg-Cologne<br />
Express (HKX), an open-access train line<br />
between the two western cities that finally<br />
launched in 2012, he decided to focus on<br />
the Berlin-Stuttgart route exclusively. After<br />
applying for permission to use the tracks<br />
and receiving approval, his company signed<br />
the contract with DB Netz, Deutsche Bahn’s<br />
subsidiary in charge of managing infrastructure.<br />
The eight carriages, refurbished in Bucharest,<br />
were rented to Locomore by leasing<br />
company SRI Rail Invest GmbH.<br />
After raising over €460,000 in crowdfunding<br />
on Startnext, Locomore hit the<br />
“We don’t consider ourselves<br />
as rivals to Deutsche<br />
Bahn,” Flixbus says of<br />
their takeover. “We both<br />
have the same goals:<br />
reducing car traffic and<br />
increasing mobility.”<br />
Matthias Manske<br />
8<br />
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TRAINS<br />
Glaube<br />
Liebe<br />
Hoffnung<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
A young Locomore rider plays with the wooden train set in the “Familienabteil”.<br />
rails at the end of 2016. But despite transporting<br />
70,000 passengers in five months, the earned<br />
revenue didn’t hit Locomore’s targets. The crowdfunding<br />
capital dried up. Shortly after launching,<br />
Locomore’s original schedule of seven weekly<br />
roundtrips between Berlin and Stuttgart was cut<br />
down to just four, to address “infancy problems”.<br />
It didn’t help. Ladewig’s company filed for bankruptcy<br />
in May 2017.<br />
Today, Locomore seeks loftier heights. It relaunched<br />
last August after lengthy sales negotiations,<br />
mixing the railway muscle of Leo Express with the<br />
ticket sales expertise of Flixbus. The red-and-orange<br />
trains now ferry 420 passengers between Berlin<br />
and Stuttgart five days a week, Thursday through<br />
Monday. Customers who participated in Locomore’s<br />
crowdfunding campaign can still use the vouchers<br />
they received for the new service, and even a<br />
few employees remain from the early days – one of<br />
whom, a crew member named Christian, says his job<br />
feels “very much the same as before”. Ladewig is now<br />
employed by Leo Express, and insists that the Czech<br />
company and Flixbus field all press questions.<br />
“We don’t consider ourselves as rivals to Deutsche<br />
Bahn,” Flixbus spokesperson Martin Mangiapia<br />
says of their sales takeover. “We both have the same<br />
goals: reducing car traffic and increasing mobility.”<br />
Leo Express already had their eye on the German<br />
rails, and Flixbus can now add another train to its<br />
‘intermodal concept’, which already includes pairings<br />
with private rail company Westbahn in Austria, ferry<br />
partners GNV in Italy, and Scandlines in Scandinavia.<br />
Not everything is the same since the takeover.<br />
For one, those posters telling you “You’re riding<br />
with renewable energy” aren’t exactly telling the<br />
truth. Mangiapia explains that since Leo’s takeover,<br />
Locomore cut off the deal with Dusseldorf’s Naturstrom<br />
AG, and are now running on regular electricity<br />
again. According to their fact sheet, Flixbus’ big<br />
vision is “smart and green mobility for everyone to<br />
experience the world”, and Ladewig’s original goal<br />
was minimising pollution by taking people out of<br />
their cars; you feel a little cheated to say the least.<br />
Both Leo and Flixbus’ spokespeople make it clear<br />
that, of course, they would prefer renewable energy,<br />
but the question is when will it happen? “This<br />
could be a topic for the future, but it’s been pushed<br />
back as we wanted to take care of the smooth running<br />
of the trains first,” says a speculative Mangiapia.<br />
“But we’re planning to switch back soon...” In<br />
the meantime, those misleading Ökostrom posters<br />
need to be pulled down sharpish.<br />
Actually booking your trip is another issue: despite<br />
Flixbus’ huge online marketing presence and<br />
user-friendly app, there’s no way to search only for<br />
Locomore trips. Unless you already know the route,<br />
you’ll be trawling through lists of bus times for<br />
hours. “People look for a connection, not a means<br />
of transportation,” Mangiapia says, but this doesn’t<br />
make sense for a company looking to boost passenger<br />
numbers. The lack of Locomore branding<br />
anywhere online shows that they have a long way<br />
to go. Flixbus’ focus is so geared to their buses that<br />
their new train service feels like an afterthought. The<br />
same goes for the Hamburg-Cologne-Express, which<br />
stopped running in October until Flixbus swooped<br />
in to take over sales duties last Christmas.<br />
It’s a long way to go for Locomore, and it’s one<br />
mean feat to square up to a company that can easily<br />
run 40,000 trains per day, but they’ve got some things<br />
right. The toilets are immaculate (almost on par with<br />
the spaceship-feel gleam of the ICE), and there are<br />
two separate bike storage zones, no reserved seats,<br />
and no class divides. Passengers also seem content<br />
with moving at slower speeds (200kph) for a cheaper<br />
ticket. Short-distance prices start at €5, long-distance<br />
from €9.90. Booking around three weeks in advance,<br />
the same route with Deutsche Bahn would<br />
set you back €79.90 for a Sparpreis ticket (5.4 hours<br />
travel time), in comparison to Locomore’s €39 (7.02<br />
hours). A bargain, as long as you’re not travelling<br />
with kids. Unlike Deutsche Bahn, Locomore doesn’t<br />
provide children under 15 with a free ride.<br />
But for the company’s young, trendy target demographic,<br />
the extra hour and a half of travel time is<br />
worth the savings – point proven by the 70,000 tickets<br />
sold since the relaunch. Not bad for a four-and-ahalf<br />
month stint for a two-trip-a-day train. ■<br />
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TRAINS<br />
OBSESSIONS<br />
Trains on<br />
the brain<br />
Cameron Cook enters the<br />
wide-eyed world of German<br />
trainspotters, steam train drivers<br />
and model train collectors.<br />
Like most people I know, I don’t think<br />
about trains that often. They’re a utilitarian<br />
public transport option, a way<br />
to get from here to there. I don’t get excited<br />
when boarding an ICE or stepping onto the<br />
S-Bahn during a morning commute. But there<br />
are thousands and thousands of people in this<br />
country who do. To Germany’s train enthusiasts,<br />
the Deutsche Bahn is not a source of<br />
maddening commuter delays – it’s a symbol<br />
of national pride, ingenuity and technical<br />
prowess. For them, merely glimpsing<br />
a certain type of train as it speeds<br />
by their station can be the highlight<br />
of their week. Some of them collect<br />
hundreds of model trains, some learn<br />
about European train history, some go<br />
on international trainspotting holidays,<br />
and some even enter the railway profession,<br />
if they can realise their passion<br />
early enough. And as it turns out, many<br />
of them are right here in Berlin.<br />
TRAIN-ING DAYS<br />
My clued-in friends told me that if<br />
I was looking for a train nerd, I had<br />
to meet Holger. A man in his early forties<br />
dressed casually in a blue hoodie and glasses,<br />
Holger Köhlert has worked for some iteration<br />
of the Deutsche Bahn for most of his career,<br />
and looks the part, with the quiet and studious<br />
air of someone who has spent a lifetime<br />
in the public sector. Born and raised in the<br />
East German region of Mecklenburg, he currently<br />
works as both a driver and teacher for<br />
the train company’s long-distance branch. I<br />
took the tram to our meeting from my station<br />
in Wedding, and when I mention this<br />
to Holger, he tells me that trams are how his<br />
obsession with public transport began.<br />
“I love old tram cars,” he says, trying<br />
to keep his bushy mustache out of the<br />
foam in his Milchkaffee. “When I was a kid<br />
I would take the tram to visit my dad at<br />
work. This particular line worked with very,<br />
very old tram cars, from the 1920s.” This, I<br />
later realise, is a common thread with train<br />
enthusiasts – it’s not just about the trains<br />
“If I ask them how many locomotives<br />
they own, even if<br />
they have thousands, they’ll<br />
say, ‘Oh, about 80.’ They<br />
don’t want to tell others how<br />
many they actually have.”<br />
themselves, but the eras they’re from, the<br />
nostalgia they provoke. “I loved the open<br />
doors, how the driver stood and worked. Today,<br />
you have one tram driver who sits with a<br />
small joystick, but the old drivers had brakes,<br />
controls, everything, and they really gave it<br />
their all.” From trams, young Holger soon<br />
graduated to trains, as his mother regularly<br />
took him on trips to Leipzig when his father<br />
was working there. “For a long time, Leipzig<br />
Hauptbahnhof was the biggest train station<br />
in Germany. For a little boy, this huge building<br />
with its giant locomotives were completely<br />
impressive.” Noticing that their son<br />
had been bitten by the train bug, the whole<br />
family got on board. “My father bought a<br />
lot of railway and train books for me, and<br />
my grandfather bought me model railways –<br />
three different sets.”<br />
But it’s not until he visited a steam locomotive<br />
exhibition in his tweens that Holger<br />
fell for trainspotting: the practice of waiting<br />
near tracks or at stations for certain types of<br />
trains to pass by, photographing them, and<br />
thus “collecting” all the different models.<br />
Berlin has an especially prominent trainspotting<br />
scene – these days, there are even Instagram<br />
accounts like @trainsberlin that scour<br />
the outskirts of the city for the best spots.<br />
Holger’s first time was decidedly more lo-fi.<br />
“My first pictures were horrible!”, he says,<br />
chuckling. “They were blurry shots of the train<br />
going by!” But he kept at it, and it was through<br />
this hobby that he eventually entered the professional<br />
railway industry. “Through trainspotting,<br />
I got involved with a tram enthusiast club<br />
where I could actually work on trams and train<br />
engines. By that time, I had decided I wanted<br />
to be a train driver, but my mom thought it<br />
was dangerous – that year, there had been a big<br />
accident near Berlin where a Soviet tank and<br />
a train collided. So the compromise was that I<br />
could go to the club’s workshop to learn to be<br />
a locomotive mechanic.”<br />
By the time he had passed the exams, the<br />
Wall had fallen. “So I’d started in the GDR,<br />
but became a driver in the new Germany.”<br />
Eventually he worked for the Bundesbahn, the<br />
federal German railway.<br />
If you’ve ever had an in-depth discussion<br />
with someone who has a favourite train<br />
model (Holger’s is the East German-manufactured<br />
Class 228 engine locomotive, by the<br />
way), the amount of historical, technical and<br />
colloquial knowledge they possess is truly as-<br />
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TRAINS<br />
Michas Bahnhof in Charlottenburg sells a wide range of<br />
modern and antique model locomotives and wagons.<br />
tounding. Even though he doesn’t trainspot<br />
anymore, his love of trains has never faded –<br />
and he’s about to impart his passion to a new<br />
generation of railway professionals. Next<br />
year, Holger is moving back to Mecklenburg<br />
to teach train driving full-time for the infrastructure<br />
branch of the DB.<br />
A MODEL CITIZEN<br />
Compared to actually driving a train, model<br />
trains may seem like child’s play. But when I<br />
enter Michas Bahnhof in Charlottenburg, that<br />
idea disappears. Around for over 30 years,<br />
Berlin’s number one model train shop is full<br />
of serious-looking middle-aged men perusing<br />
the store’s narrow aisles, reading statistics<br />
printed on the back of boxes. The store isn’t<br />
small, but it still seems cozy, given that most<br />
available space is taken over by stacks and<br />
stacks of miniature locomotives and wagons.<br />
The store’s owner, Michael Dümchen, is<br />
himself middle-aged, with salt-and-pepper<br />
hair, wearing a blue and white striped buttondown<br />
shirt that may or may not intentionally<br />
recall a conductor’s uniform. He’s tinkering<br />
behind the counter, but when I walk in and<br />
we find a tight corner to chat, his eyes are<br />
attentive and bright. I assume the shop’s<br />
bustle has to do with the holiday season,<br />
but Michael assures me they’re pretty much<br />
this busy all year round. “When I started<br />
this business, Christmas was big, but now<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
the market has changed because children<br />
don’t play with trains as much anymore,” he<br />
explains. “These days, if someone starts collecting,<br />
they start when they’re 40 or 50. ”<br />
Surprisingly, Michael isn’t a hardcore model<br />
train fanatic himself. “Business-wise, it’s better<br />
if I have a little distance from the hobby.<br />
If you’re a collector, the best items go in your<br />
own collection, and the customers know that.<br />
And then they say, ‘Oh, I don’t go to Michael’s<br />
shop because I won’t get the best models,<br />
he collects them all.’” He gets his stock from<br />
a variety of places: “Sometimes a collector<br />
ends their hobby, or they die, or they know<br />
someone who wants to sell something, and I<br />
acquire trains that way. Otherwise I buy a lot<br />
of stock from bankrupt companies.”<br />
He began with a passion for antique toys,<br />
helping out in his older brother’s toy store<br />
in West Berlin while he was in school. Soon,<br />
he was scouring the city’s flea markets for<br />
pieces from the early 20th century, and while<br />
looking to start a business to put himself<br />
through university, he realised that model<br />
trains were a lucrative gap in the market.<br />
Along with antique models, Michas Bahnhof<br />
specialises in new models from German<br />
brands like Märklin and Wiking. A cult<br />
locomotive, like a 1950-era “Krokodil” from<br />
Austrian brand Roco, can top €300. But who<br />
buys a piece like that? When I ask about his<br />
customers, Michael answers slyly: “It’s not<br />
a very extroverted hobby. It’s not a Rolex on<br />
your wrist... If I ask them how many locomotives<br />
they own, even if they have thousands,<br />
they’ll say, ‘Oh, about 80.’ They don’t want to<br />
tell others how many they actually have.”<br />
From what I can gather, the profile of your<br />
average enthusiast is pretty constant: Male,<br />
between 40-60, likely born in the GDR in<br />
the 1960s or 1970s. A West German himself,<br />
Michael’s met enough Ossi customers<br />
to develop a theory: “Train culture was the<br />
only ‘modern’ hobby in the GDR. In West<br />
Germany there were slot cars in the 1970s,<br />
and the first personal computers and video<br />
games were already on the market. Another<br />
reason is that in Saxony around that time,<br />
they had a lot of old steam engines still running.<br />
And the only real way to get into trains<br />
as a hobby is through steam engines. They’re<br />
noisy, smelly, they affect your whole body if<br />
you stand next to them. It’s that power that<br />
fascinates people.”<br />
Meeting Jens Berger, a week later, proved<br />
Michael completely right.<br />
NEVER RUNNING OUT OF STEAM<br />
“Yes, those old steam trains were still<br />
around when I was growing up in Saxony,”<br />
confirms Jens. The stout man in his late forties<br />
is a member and former chairman of the<br />
antique locomotive enhusiast club Dampflokfreunde<br />
(“Steam Train Friends”) Berlin.<br />
Christian Vagt<br />
“There were train tracks right behind my<br />
kindergarten, and every day when I walked<br />
home with my parents we’d stop to watch<br />
them go by. I was just mystified by these<br />
huge machines.” Some of Dampflokfreunde’s<br />
130 volunteers are railway professionals, but<br />
not him. Jens is a lawyer by trade, a family<br />
man with two daughters.<br />
Like Holger, he is a veteran trainspotter.<br />
“I used to go to Poland with other fans, for<br />
about 30 days out of the year, just to take<br />
pictures of trains. So much so that I started<br />
learning Polish! In 10 years, those trains will<br />
be historical, but you’ll never see me photograph<br />
an ICE,” he says, speaking of the modern<br />
high-speed trains that have taken over<br />
many of DB’s regional lines. What about model<br />
trains? “I’m not a huge collector, only about<br />
45 locomotives and 300 wagons. I only collect<br />
models from 1970 – the year I was born –<br />
until 1985. I’m thinking of boxing them soon.”<br />
Does he let his two daughters play with his<br />
trains? “Absolutely not!” he exclaims, laughing.<br />
Interestingly, since I began researching<br />
train fans, I have not encountered one single<br />
woman – it seems to be an exclusively male<br />
hobby. Jens says that their club does have<br />
female volunteers who work in the dining car<br />
during their steam train excursions, which he<br />
admits is “not that progressive”.<br />
As we speak, we’re trudging across a<br />
muddy field on the outskirts of Treptow-<br />
Köpenick towards Dampflokfreunde’s<br />
headquarters, a well-preserved roundhouse<br />
off the Betriebsbahnhof Schöneweide S-Bahn<br />
station. “This whole field is going to be new<br />
buildings for companies, with a new road<br />
coming through,” Jens explains as we jump<br />
Jens Berger of Dampflokfreunde.<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />
11
TRAINS<br />
Meet Snowflake<br />
Graham Anderson rides Berlin<br />
macht Dampf’s flagship steam train<br />
from Berlin to the Polish border.<br />
Snowflake is 74 years old, smokes like Krakatoa,<br />
drinks like a whale, has undergone several facelifts,<br />
stands 4.5 metres tall, is almost 23 metres wide and<br />
tips the scales at 140 tonnes. Behind her, the old<br />
locomotive hauls 10 Deutsche Reichsbahn carriages<br />
packed with 400 German “steam fans” who’ve paid<br />
€79 for their three-hour, 112km ride east to the Uckermark<br />
village of Tantow. Once there, coach buses<br />
will take them the remaining 22km to the winter<br />
markets of Szczcecin. “Snowflake doesn’t live up to<br />
Polish railway’s safe-operating standards,” explains<br />
Berlin macht Dampf organiser Katrin Rohne.<br />
Snowflake’s real name is Kriegslok 52 8131-6. She’s<br />
one of 7000 Series 52 locomotives commissioned<br />
by Hitler to haul 1200-tonne war trains over long<br />
distances to the Eastern Front. “She’s a war locomotive<br />
built in times of acute metal shortages. Steel<br />
replaced copper fittings wherever possible. All handfired.<br />
Nothing fancy,” explains snowy-haired conductor<br />
Klaus Winter in his gold-buttoned, Prussian Blue<br />
uniform and peaked Deutsche Reichsbahn cap.<br />
Inside, first-class dog boxes rattle along next to<br />
cattle-class wooden seats. Clouds of steam hissing<br />
from leaking heating pipes reduce visibility to zero<br />
between carriages. “Raucher” and “Nichtraucher”<br />
carriages recall the good old days of cigarette haze<br />
stinging passengers’ eyes, while the dining car’s<br />
crisp, white tablecloths and gold-plated lamps<br />
come straight out of the 1930s. Steam connoisseurs<br />
flock to devour beef goulash, red cabbage<br />
and mashed potatoes for €12.90 as musicians in<br />
Santa Claus outfits knock back Schnapps.<br />
As Snowflake hisses, spits and chugs into Tantow,<br />
a six-truck fire brigade lines up to welcome the train<br />
into the 763-inhabitant border village. She’s thirsty<br />
and hungry. Tantow’s fire brigade refills her tank with<br />
15,000 litres of water as fireman Frank Rust helps<br />
heave two tonnes of coal into her 10-tonne tender<br />
with a metre-long scoop. During the day, he and<br />
driver Sven Hesse drive Deutsche Bahn freight trains.<br />
But for now, they’re helping “Berlin Makes Steam”<br />
live up to its name. With clouds and clouds of it.<br />
This historic express train experience will set<br />
you back €24-79 depending on route; book<br />
at www.berlin-macht-dampf.com or over the<br />
phone (030 6789 7340). After a winter break,<br />
their journeys continue from March 17.<br />
Wassen CC BY 3.0<br />
Dampflokfreunde’s depot in Schöneweide.<br />
over puddles and hike up our jackets.<br />
“We’re very lucky though, because<br />
we’ve been designated a historical<br />
landmark by the city, so we’re here<br />
to stay,” he says with a smile. “Newcomers<br />
won’t be able to say, ‘Hey,<br />
stop making all that steam with your<br />
trains!’” As we’re speaking a modern<br />
train is flying by, honking its horn.<br />
“That must be one of our guys,” Jens<br />
says nonchalantly. You currently have<br />
drivers out on the tracks, in real life? I<br />
ask. “Oh yeah, all the time.”<br />
When he opens the door to the<br />
roundhouse, I understand why the<br />
city of Berlin has decided to leave the<br />
Dampflokfreunde alone. It’s a giant,<br />
cavernous building, with tracks intersecting<br />
in the middle where the engines<br />
and wagons can enter and leave<br />
the roundhouse and connect with the<br />
normal railways we all use around<br />
Berlin. DampflokfreundeBerlin began<br />
in 1993, four years before Jens joined<br />
the club, with the purchase of their<br />
first steam locomotive from the<br />
German Rail Museum. Today, the<br />
club offers two main attractions: an<br />
open house they hold a few times a<br />
year at the roundhouse, and “Berlin<br />
macht Dampf” (Berlin Makes Steam),<br />
a travel programme that sees the club<br />
take paying passengers on antique<br />
train trips all around Germany (see<br />
sidebar). Those trips, while being a<br />
focal point of the club’s activities, also<br />
serve as fundraisers for the maintenance<br />
of their vintage engines.<br />
“Last Christmas, we had around<br />
1000 people on our steam locomotive<br />
journey, which was difficult to<br />
manage but extremely fun.” The train<br />
in question, the Dampflok Class 52<br />
model, is the club’s crown jewel, and<br />
they currently have three in circulation.<br />
Jens walks me over to one in the<br />
main shed of the roundhouse, and<br />
it’s absolutely gobsmacking: a shiny<br />
black and red monster that looks as<br />
dangerous as it is fascinating. I can<br />
only imagine what it must feel like to<br />
ride in one of these things, let alone<br />
drive them – which not everyone can<br />
do, since the train is from 1944 and<br />
takes real skill to maneuver. “There<br />
are very strict protocols to operating<br />
a steam train,” says Jens. “I have the<br />
certifications to tend to the boiler<br />
and maintain the engine’s heat, but<br />
not to stoke the engine or take her<br />
out on the tracks.”<br />
Every train Jens takes me to on our<br />
afternoon tour is like stepping out of a<br />
time machine: there’s a caboose from<br />
1899, a pre-WWII Deutsche Reichsbahn<br />
diesel engine and the impressive<br />
mid-century dining car they use on<br />
club journeys. Jens is so full of information<br />
I can barely keep up. By the<br />
time we leave, I’m so well-versed in<br />
train trivia, I find myself gazing at the<br />
passing carriages, wondering if I can<br />
differentiate the models and classes<br />
I’ve been hearing about all week. At<br />
the station, as Jens’ train pulls in, a<br />
bright red ICE blares past on the other<br />
track and Jens glares at it in bemused<br />
disdain. “So ugly!” he laughs as he<br />
boards his good ol’ trusty S-Bahn,<br />
leaving me on the platform with a sort<br />
of borrowed nostalgia, almost wishing<br />
that something as crazy and unusual<br />
as his steam engines would arrive to<br />
take me all the way home. n<br />
Christian Vagt<br />
EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>
TRAINS<br />
DATING<br />
Underground love<br />
The BVG wants to help you find your U-Bahn crush, but<br />
re-connecting with that sexy subway stranger isn’t as<br />
simple as it seems. By Alexander Durie. Illustration by Agata Sasiuk<br />
Nicole*, a 33-year-old Berliner, was<br />
riding the U6 on a Thursday night<br />
when she saw him. A man in a blue<br />
jacket, about 1.8 metres tall, brown hair and<br />
piercing blue eyes, sitting in the seat diagonal<br />
to hers. As the train hurtled toward her stop,<br />
their eyes locked, and Nicole felt an instant<br />
connection. Should she talk to him? She<br />
hesitated for just a second... but soon enough,<br />
the doors opened, and she tore her gaze away<br />
and headed out. She’d missed her chance.<br />
But maybe not! Arriving home, she<br />
headed to the BVG website and logged onto<br />
Meine Augenblicke.<br />
The “missed connection” conundrum<br />
has existed for as long as public transit has,<br />
and by now we have plenty of tools at our<br />
disposal for finding that cute fellow rider we<br />
were too shy to chat up in person. Americans<br />
use Craigslist, Parisians check out<br />
“Croisé dans le Métro” and Londoners can find<br />
their “Rush Hour Crush” in the Metro paper.<br />
But the first city in Europe to invent such a<br />
platform was Berlin, back in 2006. You can<br />
find the Meine Augenblicke page on the BVG’s<br />
website under “My BVG” and although you<br />
need to create an account and username to<br />
submit your own “moment”, you don’t need<br />
to log in to see if one of the thousands of<br />
Meine Augenblicke users is looking for you.<br />
Some of the “moments” are lustful, such<br />
as a post from a user called “boner” that<br />
begins with “We were both waiting for the<br />
subway at Eberswalder and creeping around<br />
each other like tigers.” Others verge on<br />
stalkerish, like one from August 2014 where<br />
a user called “Looking for blonde angels”<br />
obsesses over a woman he glimpsed in 2003.<br />
“Help, I cannot forget you despite the long<br />
time... Please just give me the chance to tell<br />
you what I saw in your eyes then.”<br />
Petra Reetz, the BVG’s head of press and<br />
Meine Augenblicke’s initiator, insists that “we<br />
are not a dating site.” Unlike Craigslist, Meine<br />
Augenblicke has a “red card” option that lets<br />
you block any messages or users that seem<br />
offensive. “Our idea was just to be nice,” says<br />
Reetz, who came up with the idea after a man<br />
called her around Christmas 2006 looking for<br />
the dream girl he’d spotted on the U6. Still, it’s<br />
difficult not to think of the (married) spokeswoman<br />
as a matchmaker as she asserts: “Write<br />
your name, write your station, and if you’re<br />
lucky, I will bring your moment back to you!”<br />
But does it actually work? Reetz has no idea.<br />
“We are not sneaking around in your lives. For<br />
that reason, we never ask if people ever meet<br />
up, so we have no statistics of success rates.<br />
It’s up to people to use it.” All she knows is<br />
that the site receives some 30,000 visitors<br />
per month, although only 20,000 people have<br />
posted “moments” in the 11 years since it was<br />
created. “There are more people looking than<br />
posting… perhaps waiting to be found.”<br />
For Martin, a 40-year-old man who’s been<br />
living in Berlin for 20 years, the wait for<br />
a reply on Meine Augenblicke can be long<br />
and lonely. On November 19, he spotted a<br />
“blonde French girl with a bike and pump on<br />
the luggage rack who was accompanied by<br />
a friend”. Martin acknowledges: “Since she<br />
was French I doubt she knows about Meine<br />
Augenblicke. But of course, hope should<br />
never die, so why not give it a shot?”<br />
Would it be easier to find her on Tinder?<br />
Reetz reflects: “Meine Augenblicke<br />
was a great idea 10 years ago, but now<br />
that young people are using all of these<br />
digital platforms, maybe you don’t need it<br />
anymore.” But Martin remains undaunted.<br />
“In comparison to all the swiping left-right<br />
apps, these moments are meaningful and<br />
come from a very personal and intimate<br />
experience in real life,” he tells us. “I<br />
gained much more from my moment with<br />
the French girl than I ever had with any<br />
dates from dating apps.”<br />
And sometimes, you might be better off<br />
sticking with the idealised version of an<br />
encounter. Take Nicole’s handsome brunette.<br />
She posted an ad on Meine Augenblicke<br />
shortly after their intense few seconds of eye<br />
contact, and to her surprise, just a few days<br />
later, she received an answer from a man<br />
named Peter. “He gave some details that<br />
only someone who has really seen me would<br />
know, and he knew at which stop I got out,<br />
which I hadn’t pointed out before.”<br />
After a week of email correspondence, they<br />
agreed to meet up. With butterflies in her<br />
stomach, she waited for Peter outside a Mitte<br />
coffee shop until finally, she was approached<br />
by a man who asked, “Hi, are you Nicole? I’m<br />
the guy from Meine Augenblicke.”<br />
There was just one problem. This ‘Peter’<br />
was nearing his fifties, and grey hair<br />
had replaced any trace of brown.<br />
Seeing her visible confusion, the<br />
man backpedalled and told her<br />
he too was expecting a different<br />
woman... but hey, now that they<br />
were both here, did Nicole want<br />
to go out for a drink with him<br />
anyway? Still shocked, Nicole<br />
refused and went home.<br />
Despite her disappointment, Nicole<br />
remains positive – “At least I<br />
had half a moment!” – but advises<br />
future users not to exchange anything<br />
private. Would she ever use<br />
the platform again? She laughs. “If<br />
I have another moment, I hope I<br />
will be courageous enough to grab<br />
it when it happens.” n<br />
*Name changed<br />
EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong><br />
13
TRAINS<br />
“<br />
When German trains<br />
saved Jewish kids<br />
While Germany’s Reichsbahn is most infamous for carrying<br />
Jews to their final destination, the national rail system was<br />
also used to transport 10,000 Jewish children to safe haven in<br />
the UK. We met one of them. By Emmanuelle François<br />
My mother had a choice. She could<br />
save me, or one of my brothers. Only<br />
one of us could go to England, and<br />
she thought it would be easier for a girl to be<br />
placed in a family. I was lucky.” That’s how<br />
the three-year-old Ruth Auerbach ended up at<br />
Berlin’s Friedrichstraße station on February 2,<br />
1939, separated from her parents and siblings,<br />
about to board a train that would take her far<br />
away to an uncertain future.<br />
Now 82 and living near Leicester, retired<br />
schoolteacher Ruth Schwiening has luck to<br />
thank for her long life – as well as the UK’s<br />
Kindertransport initiative, which shuttled<br />
some 10,000 unaccompanied German,<br />
Czech and Austrian Jewish children to<br />
safety in England in the 10 months leading<br />
up to World War II.<br />
Ruth was born in 1935 in the Silesian town<br />
of Breslau (today Wroclaw in Poland). Her<br />
family lived on a farm where her father,<br />
Lothar, trained young Jews in agriculture<br />
in preparation for emigrating to Palestine.<br />
In the wake of the Nazis’ rise to power, the<br />
family moved to a village in Austria. During<br />
the mass Kristallnacht pogroms of November<br />
9, 1938, Lothar was arrested; three days<br />
later, he was sent to the Dachau concentration<br />
camp. On December 3, he wrote to<br />
his wife from the camp: “Prepare to sell<br />
everything, even if the price is low. [...] Try<br />
urgently and as fast as possible by telegram<br />
confirmation to get English or Danish or<br />
other visa and tell me immediately...”<br />
The letter never arrived. Ruth’s mother<br />
Hilde, along with Ruth and her two brothers,<br />
had already left Austria for Berlin, where they<br />
had relatives. “My mother wanted to find a<br />
safe place to live. It was clear we couldn’t<br />
stay in Germany anymore, and the goal<br />
was to emigrate to the UK,” says Ruth. Her<br />
father joined them later in December on his<br />
release from Dachau. That’s when they heard,<br />
through the Jewish community, that Britain<br />
was taking Jewish refugee children.<br />
BRITAIN’S WILLKOMMEN POLICY<br />
The news of Kristallnacht had been met with<br />
shock outside<br />
Germany.<br />
Less than two<br />
weeks after<br />
HOLOCAUST HISTORY<br />
Ruth was one of around 10,000 Jewish children saved by the Kindertransport, including<br />
these Austrian refugees seen arriving at a London train station on February 2, 1939.<br />
“Adolf Eichmann himself<br />
made sure that<br />
the carriages would<br />
be on hand for the<br />
Kindertransport.”<br />
Österreichische Nationalbibliothek<br />
the pogroms, on November 21, 1938, the UK<br />
parliament decided to take in unaccompanied<br />
children from Germany, Austria and Czechoslovakia<br />
without visas. Various Jewish, Quaker<br />
and Protestant organisations made the promise<br />
to find host families, and that the refugees<br />
wouldn’t be a financial burden for the state.<br />
Thousands of families volunteered to take in<br />
one or two children. No limit on the time or<br />
number of children was set.<br />
“It was a spontaneous, emotional action,<br />
like the one Frau Merkel made with the refugees<br />
three years ago,” explains Holocaust historian<br />
Wolfgang Benz. “They took 10,000 in<br />
less than a year, but it could have been many<br />
more if it weren’t for the outbreak of the war.”<br />
No matter how generous the initiative<br />
was, the British government didn’t go as far<br />
as to pay for the trip, nor did they organise<br />
logistics. They even required a £50 bond per<br />
child for an eventual return ticket: they expected<br />
the children to go back to their home<br />
countries as soon as they were no longer in<br />
danger. And while the government thought<br />
that its movement could launch similar ones<br />
in other countries, very few followed suit.<br />
“The US was already taking a certain amount<br />
of people every year from Europe, and they<br />
didn’t enlarge the quota,” says Benz. Other<br />
countries like Sweden, Norway and Belgium<br />
took a few hundred each, putting the total<br />
number of rescued children at about 15,000.<br />
The Germans cooperated: pre-Final Solution,<br />
the Nazis were pushing the Jews out of<br />
the country, so they voiced no objection to<br />
sending the children to the UK, helping attach<br />
extra carriages to regular<br />
trains run by the Reichsbahn.<br />
“[SS officer] Adolf Eichmann<br />
himself made sure that the<br />
carriages would be on hand for<br />
the Kindertransport,” comments<br />
Lisa Bechner of Kindertransporte<br />
1938-1939, a Berlin-based<br />
organisation that helps gather<br />
Kindertransport documentation<br />
and reunite evacuees, who today<br />
refer to themselves as “Kinder”.<br />
The first Kindertransport left<br />
Berlin’s Anhalter Bahnhof by train on December<br />
1, 1938 with 196 children on board. In Germany,<br />
Austria and Czechoslovakia, the word<br />
spread quickly within Jewish communities<br />
that the UK was accepting young refugees. “It<br />
was often single mothers, whose husbands had<br />
been arrested during Kristallnacht. They were<br />
alone and desperate, and saw this as a chance<br />
to save their children,” explains Bechner.<br />
NUMBER 2568<br />
Lothar and Hilde Auerbach were still together,<br />
but they nonetheless saw the Kindertransport<br />
as a way to get at least one family<br />
member to safety. “The first step was to<br />
14<br />
EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>
TRAINS<br />
Refugees: From the<br />
Holocaust to today’s crisis<br />
The people who helped to organise the<br />
Kindertransport are now considered<br />
heroes. Sir Nicholas Winton, the “British<br />
Schindler” who aided in the rescue<br />
of 669 children from Czechoslovakia,<br />
was knighted by the Queen in 2003 for<br />
“services to humanity”. In a speech about<br />
Winton last summer, Theresa May said:<br />
“Let us all take inspiration from [his devotion<br />
to active goodness] and aim to do that<br />
too in our lives.”<br />
Alf Dubs, a former Kind rescued by Winton<br />
when he was six years old, is now a Labour<br />
peer. In 2016, he amended the British<br />
government’s immigration bill to allow<br />
3000 unaccompanied refugee children<br />
from the Calais “jungle” to come to Britain.<br />
But last February, the “Dubs scheme”<br />
ended after only 200 lone asylum-seeking<br />
children were hosted in the UK. Interior<br />
Secretary Amber Rudd argued that it was<br />
“encouraging human traffickers”.<br />
Ruth Schwiening may not remember<br />
her flight from Berlin, but she does know<br />
that she owes her life to it. And for her and<br />
her husband, the fight for refugees lives<br />
on: “From time to time we host refugees<br />
in our home, or paint with them. We try to<br />
make them feel welcome here.”<br />
place me in a Jewish orphanage,” Ruth says.<br />
To be included, the children first had to go to<br />
a doctor to get a health certificate, which was<br />
then sent with a picture to London, where<br />
the immigration authorisations were issued.<br />
“A child with a health problem, even a small<br />
one, was certain not to be admitted,” says<br />
Bechner. A number was assigned to every<br />
child – Ruth’s was 2568. She had to wear it<br />
on her chest and put it on her suitcase – the<br />
only belonging the Kindertransport children<br />
were allowed to bring with them.<br />
Parents were not allowed to accompany<br />
their children to the platform. “The Kindertransport<br />
didn’t use hidden stations, like the<br />
Ruth’s document from her journey, with her name and number.<br />
Emmanuelle François<br />
A monument at Berlin’s Friedrichstraße station (“Trains to life, Trains to death”) keeps the Kindertransport memory<br />
alive. Its artist Frank Meisler, a former Kind from Danzig now living in Tel Aviv, also created memorials in Danzig<br />
(“The departure”), Hamburg (“The final parting”), Rotterdam (“Channel crossing to life”) and London (“The arrival”).<br />
one the Nazis used for the deportations<br />
(see page 24). So, there was a special room<br />
belonging to the Jewish congregation, not<br />
far away from the station, where they could<br />
say goodbye,” explains Benz. “Of course the<br />
parting was pretty dramatic. Children would<br />
cry, parents faint... They didn’t want the<br />
public to witness that.” Ruth doesn’t recall<br />
her own traumatic farewell. “I don’t remember<br />
the departure, nor the journey. I was<br />
too young, and I feel lucky for it,” she says.<br />
“But for my parents it was awful. Can you<br />
imagine how painful it would be to let your<br />
beloved child be taken to an unknown future<br />
faraway from you, not knowing whether<br />
you’d see each other ever again?”<br />
From Berlin, the journey took 20 hours with<br />
no stop until the border between Germany and<br />
the Hook of Holland, where the children took<br />
a boat to the British port of Harwich. They<br />
then had to take another train to London’s<br />
Liverpool Street station. The children were<br />
accompanied by a single adult, often a member<br />
of the UK’s Refugee Children’s Movement,<br />
always a Jew, for the whole journey. Once in<br />
England, most of the children were integrated<br />
into families. Ruth was sent to a well-off Jewish<br />
family in London, the Harts,<br />
that she describes as “very loving”.<br />
“I had a sister, Geraldine,<br />
14 months older than me, and<br />
was considered a part of their<br />
family. I was very lucky.” Others<br />
were less so – some families<br />
used their Kindertransport adoptees<br />
as cleaners or helpers.<br />
A BRITISH LIFE<br />
“The Kinder could write letters<br />
home,” says Bechner.<br />
“But it took a long time for<br />
them to arrive, and if the parents were<br />
deported, the children often got no news at<br />
all. Most had to write after the end of war to<br />
find out what had happened.”<br />
In fact, nine out of 10 never saw their parents<br />
again, most of them having been sent to<br />
their deaths. Ruth was, once again, very lucky.<br />
“After just over a year in England, a woman<br />
appeared in our living room. It was my<br />
mother. I didn’t kiss her, as my new English<br />
mother always told me not to kiss strangers.”<br />
Her parents and brothers had miraculously<br />
managed to flee Berlin, but in her 13 months<br />
at the Harts’, young Ruth had forgotten both<br />
her family and her mother tongue. “I wanted<br />
to stay with my new family, but my real parents<br />
took me back.” They moved near Coventry.<br />
“I think my English family was disappointed,<br />
as they expected my parents to have<br />
died in a concentration camp. They wanted<br />
to keep me.” Ruth never saw the Harts again,<br />
but has gotten back in touch with Geraldine,<br />
who now lives in Australia.<br />
After the war, the whole family stayed in the<br />
UK. Hilde worked as a domestic helper and<br />
Lothar as an agricultural worker, his former<br />
job. “My parents never mentioned their time<br />
in Germany. It seemed to have been erased<br />
from their memory.” When Ruth speaks<br />
German now, it’s with a British accent. She<br />
became a German teacher in the UK, between<br />
Coventry and Leicester, and still lives there.<br />
She married a German citizen she met in<br />
Berlin, when she was studying German at the<br />
Free University. They speak English together.<br />
In fact, few Kinder decided to come back<br />
to Germany. “They had no reason to do<br />
that. Their families had been murdered,<br />
and the younger ones could not speak German<br />
anymore. They felt better in the UK,”<br />
explains Benz. ■<br />
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ANONYMOUS<br />
BVG: THE FACTS<br />
Berliner Verkehrsbetriebe<br />
(BVG) was founded in 1928 by<br />
Berlin’s then-Social Democratic<br />
government to combine the<br />
city’s local transport (except<br />
for the Deutsche Bahn affiiliate<br />
S-Bahn) under one roof.<br />
Currently, it employs around<br />
14,400 people, making it the<br />
fourth largest employer in the<br />
city behind Deutsche Bahn<br />
and the Vivantes and Charité<br />
hospitals. Even more workers<br />
are used via subcontractors<br />
for cleaning, ticket checking<br />
and social media.<br />
The city provides the BVG with<br />
about €300 million per year in<br />
public funding. Wages at the<br />
BVG start around €1600/month<br />
for a full-time position of 39<br />
hours a week, meaning a takehome<br />
pay of around €1200.<br />
BVG CEO Sigrid Nikutta earns<br />
over €433,000 annually.<br />
The company currently has<br />
3000 vehicles and transported<br />
more than one billion<br />
passengers in 2017.<br />
Confessions of an U-Bahn driver<br />
BVG employee “Michael P.” challenges the transport company’s<br />
shiny-happy image with the day-to-day reality of his job.<br />
I’ve been working for the BVG as a driver<br />
for eight years. It was an obvious choice<br />
for me. As a born Berliner, I’ve been<br />
riding the U-Bahn every day for as long as I<br />
can remember. It’s meaningful work to bring<br />
people from A to B. I don’t have to wonder:<br />
Who am I doing this for? I see enough people<br />
who are benefiting from it. But when I started<br />
my three-year training period with the company,<br />
I was quickly confronted with the reality<br />
behind the curtain. There’s so much pressure<br />
to cut costs that conditions have gotten worse<br />
and worse over the years.<br />
THE DETERIORATING CONDITIONS<br />
The number of passengers is increasing,<br />
but there only about half as many workers<br />
as there were 30 years ago. As recently<br />
as last year, there were two people cleaning<br />
a train – now, one person needs to do<br />
the same job in the same time. And the<br />
vehicles are deteriorating. Three years<br />
ago, carriages were pulled out of service<br />
as soon as there was graffiti on them. Now<br />
that would be inconceivable – the trains<br />
would be missing somewhere else. On the<br />
U1, a train that is supposed to have eight<br />
cars will often only have six. Management<br />
hasn’t planned ahead. You can’t get subway<br />
trains at a used car lot. You need to order<br />
them years in advance. At the moment<br />
on the U55, they’re using trains they took<br />
out of a museum – the old “Dora” trains<br />
that were mostly sold to Pyongyang in the<br />
1990s. Last year, they put fruit baskets out<br />
for drivers in the break rooms a few times<br />
each week. But then they cancelled the<br />
practice – supposedly it was too expensive!<br />
THE ‘FLEXI’ SHIFTS<br />
A typical work routine means a six-day week<br />
on the subway. I’ll work four or five days,<br />
then get one or two days off. So you rarely<br />
get a full weekend off. Some of my colleagues<br />
do, but for that they have to work “split<br />
shifts”: four hours in the morning, then<br />
four or five hours off – which is supposedly<br />
their “free time” – and another four hours at<br />
night. As for me, I drive for about four hours,<br />
then I get 30 to 50 minutes of unpaid break,<br />
then I drive for another four hours. Our<br />
shifts are planned down to the second. So I’ll<br />
be waiting at a station when a train arrives,<br />
let’s say at 30 seconds past 8:01am. The previous<br />
driver will get out and I’ll get in – no<br />
time wasted! Every fifth week is a “stand-by<br />
shift”, which means I only find out four days<br />
in advance when I’ll be working. For workers<br />
with families, like me, it’s almost impossible<br />
to figure out when you can pick up your kid.<br />
THE LOW WAGES<br />
I earn €2150 a month before taxes – which<br />
means, including several bonuses, I take home<br />
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“Last year, they put fruit baskets out for<br />
drivers in the break rooms a few times each<br />
week. But then they cancelled the practice<br />
– supposedly it was too expensive!”<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
around €1700. But some of my coworkers who haven’t been with<br />
the company for as long don’t earn more than €1600 before taxes.<br />
The low wages started with the new Tarifvertrag [labour contract]<br />
in 2005 – it’s known informally as the Absenkungstarifvertrag because<br />
it reduced our wages significantly. We were split into a twoclass<br />
workforce: Workers who started here before 2005 have 36.5<br />
hours per week, and workers like me who started later have 39<br />
hours. The “old workers” get a bonus of several hundred euros a<br />
month, which “new workers” don’t. And there are lots of subcontractors<br />
working for the BVG who earn even less. Companies like<br />
WISAG (page 18) do security, SASSE cleans stations and TEREG<br />
cleans trains. The workers there have very few rights. A cleaner<br />
lost her job because she was in hospital for too long!<br />
THE LACK OF RESPECT<br />
Some older colleagues have said: “I wouldn’t do this job for<br />
so little money.” And they have a point. They have trouble<br />
finding new people who want to work here. They even have to<br />
employ retired drivers part-time on buses, trams and subways,<br />
paying them €450 a month. Lots of young people quit after<br />
a few years – some even switch to the S-Bahn, which, if you<br />
know about the conditions at the S-Bahn, is rather telling.<br />
That’s why they have all those hipster advertising campaigns:<br />
“Anyone can be a blogger. Become a bus driver!”<br />
BVG management is not very good at their core task – public<br />
transport – but they are very professional when it comes to marketing.<br />
They have lots of likes on Facebook for “Weil wir dich lieben.”<br />
There was one ad recently that went something like: “A bus<br />
The BVG’s viral video “Is’ mir egal” featured<br />
Berliner Kazim Akboga as a friendly employee.<br />
is like a classroom: The cool people sit in the back and the one in<br />
the front just nags.” I mean, bus drivers have a tough job – one of<br />
my colleagues has to deal with nausea and headaches caused by<br />
the fumes from the cheap new buses the BVG bought recently.<br />
Do they really need some highly paid marketing guy making fun<br />
of them? Apparently, someone went to the manager responsible<br />
for the ad and his response was more or less: “Is’ mir egal.”<br />
WHY THIS INTERVIEW?<br />
I’m a rank-and-file member of the union, and we’re negotiating<br />
a new labour contract next year. Two years ago, we protested<br />
against temporary contracts at the BVG – and management<br />
was at least forced to partially stop the practice until the end<br />
of this year. We need better pay and more regular shifts. Ultimately,<br />
this isn’t just a question of the BVG management. It’s a<br />
public company, so the Senat is responsible. And all of Berlin’s<br />
governments, whether<br />
red-black or red-redgreen,<br />
have been involved<br />
in outsourcing and cuts<br />
in the BVG. It’s a political<br />
question: Do we want the<br />
people transporting us to<br />
earn decent wages? n<br />
As told to Wladek Flakin<br />
under the condition of<br />
anonymity.<br />
THE BVG’S MARKETING COUP<br />
Since the beginning of 2015, the “Weil wir<br />
dich lieben” campaign (masterminded by<br />
the local ad agency GUD) has attempted<br />
to make Berlin’s transport system seem<br />
brash and cool – and mostly succeeded.<br />
With a social media budget of around<br />
€500,000 a year, they’ve garnered<br />
227,000 Facebook likes and 240,000<br />
Twitter followers. Here are a few of their<br />
most memorable moments:<br />
December 2015: Repurposing Neukölln<br />
rapper Kazim Akboga’s viral hit “Is’ mir<br />
egal” to feature Akboga (who committed<br />
suicide at the beginning of last year) as a<br />
carefree U-Bahn controller.<br />
September 2016: Poking fun at the BVG’s<br />
constant delays, surly bus drivers and<br />
mealy-mouthed controllers with a video<br />
ad saying “It’s all intentional”.<br />
<strong>January</strong> 2017: Facebooking an image of<br />
a snow-covered U-Bahn carriage with<br />
the caption, “It’s barely even Fashion<br />
Week, and there’s already white powder<br />
everywhere.”<br />
December 2017: Getting Bono and The<br />
Edge to play an acoustic mini-concert on<br />
the platform of, yes, the U2.<br />
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“<br />
INVESTIGATION<br />
CONTROLLERS<br />
OUT OF CONTROL<br />
Scruffy-looking, gruff, even corrupt and violent... Right here<br />
at the heart of “ordentlich” Germany, plainclothes ticket inspectors<br />
enforce law and order with mobbish zeal on public<br />
transportation. Who are these people, and how do they get<br />
away with such impunity? By Thomas Wintle. Illustration by Agata Sasiuk<br />
Is’ mir egal…” Literally, “I don’t care.” It’s<br />
the slightly tired slogan that has come<br />
to define the attitude of Berlin’s ticket<br />
inspectors, as first featured in a 2015 viral<br />
video for the BVG (see page 16). The late<br />
comedian Kazim Akboga appears dressed<br />
as a smartly uniformed inspector, checking<br />
tickets and rapping about his indifference<br />
for the unorthodox passengers that frequent<br />
Berlin’s transport system. It’s an endearing<br />
scene, but for anyone who has spent time<br />
on the U-Bahn, the message doesn’t exactly<br />
ring true. Far from the rapping high-jinks<br />
and spotless uniforms in the ad, the reality<br />
of having your ticket checked generally<br />
involves several bruisers sliding into your<br />
wagon incognito, waiting for the doors to<br />
lock you in before brusquely demanding to<br />
see your ticket. And it’s not just the scruffy<br />
jeans and ubiquitous bomber jackets that<br />
make them stand out. The behaviour of<br />
the Hauptstadt’s “undercover” controllers<br />
has become a regular conversation piece<br />
among Berlin locals and its visitors alike.<br />
Tales of “discounted” fines, outright bribery,<br />
embezzlement, even assault abound<br />
from the city’s platforms.<br />
The conversation went viral on November<br />
17, when a BVG ticket inspector was caught<br />
on camera punching American musician<br />
Infidelix – real name Brian Rodecker – in<br />
the face. The Texan rapper, a veteran of<br />
the Berlin street music scene with several<br />
facial tattoos, entered into a scuffle with<br />
five controllers at Warschauer Straße station<br />
after helping his friend evade a fine for<br />
Schwarzfahren (ticket dodging). As a legally<br />
questionable punishment, the inspectors<br />
confiscated Rodecker’s monthly ticket. After<br />
trying to persuade the inspectors to return<br />
it, the rapper snapped, and slapped a ticket<br />
machine out of one an inspector’s hand. He<br />
was subsequently pinned to a bench, held in<br />
a headlock and punched at least twice in the<br />
head by one of the controllers.<br />
Several bystanders filmed the assault<br />
on their mobile phone, and after Rodecker<br />
posted the footage on Facebook, the<br />
video collected more than 70,000 hits in<br />
less than a week. With the street artist an<br />
internet sensation in his own right (one of<br />
his freestyle raps has over 5.2 million views<br />
on YouTube), the story blew up in the<br />
German media. The BVG, quick to nip bad<br />
press in the bud, summarily suspended<br />
the controller, and at a later date, he was<br />
formally dismissed.<br />
The incident could be seen as a testament<br />
to the BVG’s speedy response in disciplining<br />
their more wayward employees. But the<br />
question hangs in the air: Who are these<br />
plainclothes ticket inspectors? What do<br />
they get up to under the seemingly watchful<br />
eyes of Berlin’s main transport companies?<br />
And why, amidst a long list of alternative<br />
methods of ticket inspection to choose from,<br />
does Berlin still insist on using the so-called<br />
undercover controllers?<br />
HIRED MUSCLE<br />
If Rodecker’s story hints at a certain<br />
lawlessness among controllers, understanding<br />
who actually employs them gives<br />
you an idea of why many ticket inspectors<br />
aren’t concerned about protecting the<br />
company’s image. In spite of the fact that<br />
the BVG promotes their controllers as<br />
being in-house workers, the truth is that<br />
around two-thirds of their ticket inspectors<br />
(80 of 120) wear plain clothes, and<br />
all of those plainclothes inspectors are<br />
outsourced from private security firms.<br />
Those same firms also supply the S-Bahn,<br />
a separate company and a subsidiary of<br />
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HANDS OFF?<br />
Despite the outrage expressed by<br />
many Berliners on witnessing physical<br />
abuse at the hands of the plainclothes<br />
inspectors, and contrary to<br />
the rumours that controllers cannot<br />
legally lay a hand on you, they are<br />
often perfectly within their rights<br />
to engage in a bit of “body bumping”,<br />
as the assulted Texan rapper<br />
Rodecker puts it. As is the case<br />
with the murky legality under which<br />
bouncers and security guards operate,<br />
the controllers, according to<br />
the BVG, can perform a Jedermann-<br />
Festnahme (“citizens’ arrest”). Under<br />
German law, controllers are allowed<br />
to physically apprehend anyone<br />
they like if they catch them in the<br />
process of breaking the law. This<br />
can include passengers without a<br />
ticket refusing to show ID, behaving<br />
aggressively or attempting to escape.<br />
The only condition required is that<br />
the security staff do not cause serious<br />
injury to the person being “arrested”<br />
– in other words, punching<br />
someone in the head is out.<br />
ON STARTING WORK AS AN<br />
S-BAHN CONTROLLER IN 2015,<br />
SVEN WAS STARTLED TO FIND<br />
OUT THAT “AROUND 80 TO 90<br />
PERCENT” OF HIS COLLEAGUES<br />
WERE EMBEZZLING MONEY.<br />
Deutsche Bahn, with all 72-80 of its inspectors.<br />
Uwe Hiksch – an initiator of the TicketTeilen<br />
campaign, which pushes for a more affordable<br />
public transit system in Berlin – has estimated<br />
that some 200 controllers are on the job over<br />
the whole network on any given day. According<br />
to him, they are often poorly trained and<br />
badly paid, with little motivation to identify<br />
with the public service they’re supposed to<br />
represent. The BVG confirmed that their<br />
contractors were only obliged to pay €8.84 per<br />
hour, the legal minimum wage in Germany,<br />
and that recruiting and managing contracted<br />
controllers was mostly left to the discretion<br />
of the individual companies. “Our contractors<br />
are in charge of hiring, disciplining and firing<br />
their employees,” explained BVG spokesperson<br />
Jannes Schwentuchowski.<br />
When asked why the company uses so few<br />
of their own uniformed inspectors, Schwentuchowski<br />
offered a characteristically evasive<br />
answer: “Having ticket inspectors in civilian<br />
clothes prevents passengers without a<br />
ticket from leaving the train and thus evading<br />
control.” It also points to the BVG’s arguable<br />
choice to rely more on punishment (collecting<br />
fines) than prevention (making travellers<br />
actually pay for their transportation). Catching<br />
dodgers seems to top their agenda. “The BVG<br />
alone loses about €20 million a year because<br />
of Schwarzfahren,” stresses Schwentuchowski.<br />
There was an attempt to move away from this<br />
repressive system when, in 2011, BVG CEO<br />
Sigrid Nikutta pushed to replace the plainclothes<br />
controllers with uniformed checkers.<br />
Some were BVG employees; others were contracted.<br />
Unsurprisingly the numbers of caught<br />
Schwarzfahrer sharply declined, dropping from<br />
around 325,000 in 2010 to some 156,000 within<br />
the space of two years. Perhaps there was a<br />
newfound sense of responsibility among Berliners<br />
deterred by the sight of controllers, or<br />
the uniformed inspectors weren’t as effective<br />
at catching offenders. Either way, the experiment<br />
was promptly deemed a failure and the<br />
company reverted to their good old ways, even<br />
bumping up the number of undercover controllers<br />
from 70 to between 120-140 in 2013.<br />
One of the companies to profit the most<br />
from the decision was WISAG. A major player<br />
in the German security industry, the Frankfurtbased<br />
company received their first contract<br />
with the BVG in 2012 and currently provides<br />
68 of the 80 subcontracted controllers (the<br />
others, sourced from smaller<br />
security firms, mostly work on<br />
the bus and tram system) as well<br />
as many of those working on the<br />
S-Bahn. They employed Rodecker’s<br />
attacker, and despite recent<br />
pressure on the company to tackle<br />
discipline issues among their staff,<br />
business is booming. WISAG made<br />
a turnover of €199 million in 2016.<br />
Part of this was due to their work in providing<br />
security during the height of the refugee crisis,<br />
but a percentage of this turnover comes from<br />
the €20-30 million the BVG is estimated to<br />
spend on controlling each year, in addition to<br />
the S-Bahn’s contract with the company.<br />
FINES: WHERE DOES<br />
THE MONEY GO?<br />
In 2016, the BVG checked almost five million<br />
tickets and recorded a total of 286,748 cases<br />
of ticket-dodgers who were caught and fined.<br />
Some 50 percent of Schwarzfahrer didn’t pay<br />
the penalty. On the S-Bahn, it’s even worse:<br />
the company disclosed that some 60 percent<br />
of fines went unpaid between 2014-16. Failing<br />
to recoup on over half of your outstanding<br />
fines is poor business by any standards. But<br />
why are there such low returns? According to<br />
Hiksch, many of those who don’t pay simply<br />
can’t afford to. After three unpaid fines,<br />
they’re brought to court. In Berlin alone, there<br />
are apparently 50,000 such cases; Hiksch estimates<br />
that between 200 and 300 are currently<br />
sitting in Berlin’s prisons. Tourists living<br />
abroad make up another chunk of the delinquent<br />
payers. A report from 2015, suggested<br />
that unpaid fines in the S-Bahn were mostly<br />
due to the fact that “a valid address could<br />
not be determined”. Either locals are giving<br />
fake address or, as testimony from a former<br />
controller suggests, there is a more damning<br />
reason: deliberately falsified addresses by inspectors<br />
who pocket the cash for themselves.<br />
CORRUPT CONTROLLERS<br />
“I saw it with my own eyes, and lots of people<br />
are still doing it,” says “Sven”, a 37-year-old<br />
former WISAG employee who agreed to speak<br />
under the condition of anonymity. On starting<br />
work as an S-Bahn controller in 2015, he says<br />
he was startled to find out that “around 80 to<br />
90 percent” of his colleagues were embezzling<br />
money during their collections. They would<br />
target “tourists, and people who couldn’t<br />
speak German so well”, demanding they pay<br />
the fine in cash right then and there. To avoid<br />
arousing suspicion, many would write up a<br />
false name and address and tick off the fine<br />
as ‘unpaid’ in the ticket machine. “And then it<br />
is over, you know, finished so to speak… they<br />
have no evidence.”<br />
In fact, tales of on-the-spot settlements in<br />
Berlin are many. “When I explained I didn’t have<br />
the money on me, they just asked me how much<br />
I had in my wallet – and took my last €15!” recalls<br />
Carina, a French expat who was caught without a<br />
ticket on the U2 at the Senefelderplatz station on<br />
a Friday evening last February. “For an explanation,<br />
they said it was Feierabend and that they<br />
were too tired to bother with such ‘crap’. To be<br />
honest, I didn’t complain. It was a lot cheaper<br />
than the €60 I was supposed to pay.”<br />
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TRAINS<br />
“EVEN IF IT WAS POSSIBLE,<br />
INTRODUCING A BARRIER<br />
SYSTEM FOR THE BVG WOULD<br />
BE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE...<br />
THERE ARE NO PLANS TO<br />
MOVE IN THAT DIRECTION<br />
IN THE NEAR FUTURE.”<br />
According to Sven, controllers could make<br />
up to €400 a day extra through such methods.<br />
This is on top of the monthly bonus<br />
that Sven could potentially receive at the<br />
time for apprehending a certain number<br />
of Schwarzfahrer per day. “Every day you<br />
would need to catch 20 people to look like<br />
you were doing a clean job... and then you<br />
got €450 a month extra.”<br />
The S-Bahn and WISAG would neither<br />
confirm nor deny the existence of such<br />
a quota system. Some of Sven’s observations,<br />
however, were affirmed by a federal<br />
police investigation in <strong>January</strong> 2017, when<br />
five S-Bahn ticket controllers, all WISAG<br />
employees, were accused of targeting tourists<br />
without writing up a proper ticket. Like<br />
Infedelix’s attacker, the controllers were<br />
quickly suspended and later dismissed.<br />
In a press release, S-Bahn Berlin press<br />
spokesperson Ingo Priegnitz stated that the<br />
company “does not tolerate any criminal<br />
machinations from our own employees or<br />
employees from contracted companies.”<br />
But what is WISAG doing to tackle corruption,<br />
and what sort of people are they<br />
hiring? According to WISAG spokesperson<br />
Tamara Schreiber, the security company<br />
observes a strict recruiting policy. Applicants<br />
need to present a police clearance<br />
certificate and pass an examination<br />
on security knowledge from the German<br />
Chamber of Industry and Commerce.<br />
Next, they must complete a four-week<br />
training course and an “in-depth interview”.<br />
Schreiber adds that controllers<br />
are “instructed and trained to respond<br />
in a de-escalating manner” when under<br />
duress. But she concludes: “Of course, we<br />
cannot see inside their heads.” Since the<br />
embezzlement case in <strong>January</strong>, and with<br />
their lucrative contract with the BVG and<br />
S-Bahn at stake, WISAG has apparently<br />
been clamping down with more “security<br />
checks” on their employees. Meanwhile,<br />
Berlin’s transport companies have said<br />
they are carrying out their own “anonymous<br />
quality control” inspections.<br />
PR WON’T CURE ALL<br />
With corruption and assault cases made<br />
public in the media, you’d expect the BVG<br />
and Deutsche Bahn to be under pressure<br />
to bring some Ordnung to the tracks.<br />
Several disciplinary measures are currently<br />
underway, including charging their<br />
subcontractors monetary penalties for<br />
controllers who show visible tattoos (€50)<br />
or operate without one of the two forms of<br />
identification they need to carry (€200).<br />
Perhaps with lingering worries surrounding<br />
embezzlement, the BVG can now reportedly<br />
fine security companies when controllers<br />
“intentionally” enter wrong data into<br />
their ticket machines. And contractors<br />
apparently now reward controllers not for<br />
numbers of Schwarzfahrer caught but for<br />
“good work”, including a low number of<br />
complaints or mistakes made over time.<br />
But the BVG’s main response has been<br />
to invest... in PR. The company reportedly<br />
pays out €3.5 million on marketing and advertising<br />
every year, with €500,000 going to<br />
social media alone. In the wake of “Is’ mir<br />
egal” and other stunts pulled by the Weil wir<br />
dich lieben campaign, the company gained<br />
an additional 18,500 ticket subscribers in<br />
2016, and their public image has significantly<br />
improved over the past two years.<br />
Meanwhile, though, BVG drivers are still<br />
subjected to austerity and stories of rogue<br />
controllers still abound. Clearly PR won’t<br />
cure all ills. What about a complete overhaul<br />
of the system?<br />
“Spend the damn €10 million one time to<br />
put in goddamn barriers like in every other<br />
country!” suggests Rodecker, who has gone<br />
from rapping outside Warschauer Straße to<br />
playing to thousands at Columbiahalle since<br />
he was assaulted. The bill might be slightly<br />
higher than that, but it’s a reasonable suggestion...<br />
quickly dismissed by BVG’s Schwentuchowski.<br />
“Even if it was possible from an<br />
engineering perspective, it would still be<br />
extremely expensive. Berlin’s underground<br />
system is over 115 years old. [The] introduction<br />
of a barrier system would be extremely<br />
challenging, considering such issues as safety<br />
in case of emergency, access for those with<br />
special mobility needs, buildings with historical<br />
protection status... There are no plans<br />
to move in that direction in the near future.”<br />
Financial concerns seem to be the main cynical<br />
calculation supporting the flawed system:<br />
by outsourcing to private security firms,<br />
Berlin’s transport companies are able to save<br />
a substantial amount of money, cutting back<br />
on the costs of providing medical benefits,<br />
retirement plans, and decent salaries to their<br />
employees. And they can pass the buck when<br />
it comes to potentially damaging lawsuits.<br />
A more radical solution would be to fulfil<br />
TicketTeilen’s ultimate campaign demand: to<br />
follow in the footsteps of Tallinn, Estonia by<br />
making transport free for all Berlin residents.<br />
This would be welcomed by many, especially<br />
since the cost of a single ticket in the Hauptstadt,<br />
currently €2.80, is surprisingly high<br />
given the city’s lingering reputation as inexpensive.<br />
But with the Association of German<br />
Transport Companies (VDV) claiming that<br />
free public transport would be too much of a<br />
finacial strain on the German taxpayer, and<br />
Berlin’s transport companies stuck in their<br />
ways, it will likely be a while before ticketless<br />
travelling becomes the norm.<br />
So for the time being, expect undercover<br />
controllers to remain with us, moving unobserved<br />
through Berlin’s train network, rubbing<br />
shoulders with unknowing passengers<br />
while patiently waiting for their next prey. If<br />
you’re lucky, they’ll give you a discount! n<br />
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Railway romance never rusts<br />
It’s the most-watched show about trains in the world, with over<br />
a million Germans tuning in 12 times a week. And even two<br />
years after the retirement of its cult presenter Hagen von Ortloff,<br />
Eisenbahn-Romantik has continued right on track. By Graham Anderson<br />
The 99 class eight-wheeler steam<br />
locomotive hurtles full throttle on its<br />
750mm narrow gauge track into viewers’<br />
living rooms. The nostalgic, jazzy tones of<br />
Wes Brown’s “Sentimental Journey” seduce<br />
German train lovers into another soothing<br />
episode of their favourite show, Eisenbahn-<br />
Romantik. Only one thing has changed in the<br />
format of “Railway Romantic” over its 26-<br />
year history – its founder and cult presenter<br />
Hagen von Ortloff hung up his conductor’s<br />
cap in 2015 upon turning 65. Eisenbahn-<br />
Romantik now runs on autopilot, without its<br />
guru’s polished Prussian dome and baritone<br />
High German nursing its million-plus train<br />
freaks through their daily iron horse “trips”.<br />
Forty years ago, Von Ortloff filmed his<br />
first railroad, as a TV journalist for the<br />
children’s programme Durchblick. “I made a<br />
90-second film about a model railway club<br />
in Winnenden. It’s still there today,” says<br />
the 68-year-old on a visit to Berlin from his<br />
home near Stuttgart.<br />
Encouraged by Mechthild Albus, producer<br />
at public broadcaster SDR (nowadays called<br />
SWR), the lifelong train enthusiast finally let<br />
his railway genie out of its bottle in 1991. “She<br />
challenged me to come up with a show that<br />
would bridge a dead spot between two popular<br />
afternoon programmes. The name Railway<br />
Romantic was already in my head, and so was<br />
TELEVISION<br />
‘Sentimental Journey’. Colleagues laughed. No<br />
one expected the show to survive. That’s something<br />
I am a tad proud of,” says Von Ortloff.<br />
In the first half-hour episode, Von Ortloff<br />
portrayed Das sauschwänzle Bähnle (“the sow’s<br />
lil’ tail railway”) on Germany’s Swiss border,<br />
famous for corkscrewing over itself six times<br />
via tunnels to gain altitude. And just like that<br />
train, Eisenbahn-Romantik’s viewer base of German<br />
train fanatics climbed higher and higher.<br />
“The show’s a product of outrageous fortune.<br />
We had no money. We used federal railway<br />
archive footage for early episodes. And we still<br />
outrated the programmes we were meant to<br />
link!” says Von Ortloff. In 1993, SDR gave him<br />
a regular weekly spot and a €200,000 budget.<br />
“We spent the money like it was our own,” Von<br />
Ortloff recalls. Today, the show’s budget is<br />
€250,000. Subsequent episodes have focused<br />
on railway repair depots, specific lines such as<br />
the “Wonder Train” from Nice to the Maritime<br />
Alps, locomotive types like the “Crocodile”<br />
and model railroads. Politics aren’t avoided:<br />
Von Ortloff made no secret of his fierce opposition<br />
to the controversial “Stuttgart 21” project,<br />
which converted the city’s terminus into a<br />
run-through underground station. The former<br />
presenter is particularly proud of the 1990s<br />
episodes about the GDR’s Deutsche Reichsbahn.<br />
“We focused on the closure of lines like the<br />
one from Velgast to Tribsees in Mecklenberg-<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
Vorpommern. That’s history now. And without<br />
history, there’s no future. But it’s preserved in<br />
the annals of Eisenbahn-Romantik.”<br />
A whole industry has mushroomed around<br />
the show: a fan club complete with an online<br />
shop, a magazine and T-shirts; an Eisenbahn-<br />
Romantik-themed hotel in Brandenburg;<br />
copycat TV programmes like Arte’s Mit dem<br />
Zug durch (By train through...). How did Von<br />
Ortloff stop all this attention from going to his<br />
head? He thanks the steadying ballast of his<br />
early life in Dresden in the German Democratic<br />
Republic. “I’m a born loser. The noble<br />
‘von’ in my name went down like a lead balloon<br />
in the GDR. Thank God I left in 1960 when<br />
I was 11 years old. I quite like ‘von’ now,” he<br />
admits. He puts his success down to luck. “I<br />
was the right man in the right place at the right<br />
moment. I never believed the show would be<br />
such a success, not in my wildest dreams.”<br />
Still, Von Ortloff doesn’t underestimate<br />
his own appeal as a presenter. “I’m always<br />
myself. I speak in a language that a grandma<br />
with six years of schooling can understand.<br />
Nothing off-colour. Above all, respect. The<br />
show’s success is the viewers’ achievement. I<br />
am not arrogant. Well, a little bit. But there’s<br />
no reason to be,” Von Ortoff laughs.<br />
He had groomed no heir apparent by the<br />
time he retired in 2015. “I jog six times a<br />
week. I’m as fit as a fiddle. I never missed an<br />
episode! That’s why there’s no crown prince.<br />
Had my son been 22 he could have taken over,<br />
but he’s 11,” smiles Von Ortloff. And because<br />
“two different frontmen presenting the same<br />
programme would confuse viewers,” he was<br />
never replaced. Longtime Eisenbahn-Romantik<br />
narrator Joachim “Jo” Jung now gives railway<br />
junkies their iron horse hits tucked out<br />
of sight behind a microphone. “Jung’s a good<br />
speaker. Better than I am,” says Von Ortloff.<br />
In Jung’s hands, the show has continued<br />
without a hitch. “The show runs repeat episodes<br />
from Monday to Friday, at 8:20am and<br />
2:50pm. New episodes appear on Saturdays<br />
and are repeated on Sundays. That’s 12 shows<br />
a week with a million viewers per show,” says<br />
Von Ortloff. Who are these fans? “They’re<br />
mainly men. Their wives are backseat spectators.<br />
But many wives often tell me they would<br />
be ‘all aboard’ for any train tour I guided. They<br />
appreciate becoming part of the ‘big picture’<br />
they would otherwise not understand.”<br />
Where to now for the cult programme<br />
with its guru in retirement? “It’s got<br />
themes for the next 50 years. Railway<br />
bridges alone could keep it going for 10<br />
years! The railway world is big, far too<br />
big,” Von Ortloff says. For his own part, the<br />
ex-presenter has “projects to keep me busy<br />
till death do us part.” He still organises the<br />
annual “International Railway Modelling<br />
Day” on December 2 of every year. And the<br />
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SURVEILLANCE<br />
In Berlin, surveillance in public transport might not<br />
rival the ubiquitous CCTV in cities like London<br />
and Paris, but don’t be fooled. With more cameras<br />
on the U-Bahn, an increased police presence and a<br />
new facial recognition pilot, we’re being watched<br />
now more than ever before.<br />
By Aske Hald Knudstrup<br />
I<br />
f you’ve visited the high-ceilinged glass-andsteel<br />
Südkreuz train station in recent months,<br />
you might have seen that something is different.<br />
At the bottom of the escalators at the<br />
northern entrance of the station you’ll easily<br />
spot two large signs sticking to the tiles, indicating<br />
a choice of where to go. Follow the white signs for<br />
“Keine Gesichtserkennung” (no facial recognition);<br />
follow the blue ones for a route that leads you right<br />
under the government’s face scanners.<br />
From last August until February, a quartet<br />
consisting of the Interior Ministry, the Deutsche<br />
Bahn, the Bundespolizei (federal police) and the<br />
Bundeskriminalamt (federal criminal police office)<br />
has been testing the use of “automated facial<br />
recognition” in a pilot project aimed at finding<br />
out how reliable cameras might be in detecting<br />
and identifying people from a database. First, 300<br />
regular Berlin commuters volunteered to have<br />
their pictures taken. Now, three different software<br />
operators are testing whether they can spot<br />
anyone from that group among the thousands that<br />
travel from Südkreuz every day. With 1150 cameras<br />
in Berlin’s regional train and S-Bahn stations<br />
and 2771 in the BVG’s U-Bahn stations, there’s a<br />
lot of potential for facial recognition, should it be<br />
implemented city wide. The goal, in the words of<br />
Bundespolizei representative Matthias Lehmann, is<br />
“to help recognise dangerous situations at an early<br />
stage” and test whether cameras at train stations<br />
can “immediately provide a safety benefit”. With<br />
the system still in its test phase, the Bundespolizei<br />
hasn’t specified which people might be included in<br />
the database. But the unspoken hope is that in the<br />
event of another terrorist attack like the one on<br />
the Breitscheidplatz Christmas market in December<br />
2016, their system would help them catch the<br />
perpetrator before he or she left the country – or,<br />
maybe, before he or she even committed the crime.<br />
The police, the BVG and politicians all hearken back<br />
to that truck attack as a watershed moment for how<br />
Germans view security. Berlin is not yet in the same<br />
league as Paris (around 10,000 cameras in the metro)<br />
or London (over 15,000 cameras in the tube), but the<br />
Bundespolizei and Deutsche Bahn aren’t the only ones<br />
stepping up their surveillance game these days. The<br />
BVG is investing €48.2 million to equip their stations<br />
with modern video technology, meaning a total of<br />
6500 cameras (one every 25 metres) that can pan,<br />
zoom and tilt while delivering high-resolution pictures<br />
to a central security office. Currently, BVG security<br />
can see into every nook and cranny of 45 stations,<br />
those deemed the busiest or most crime-ridden. By<br />
the end of <strong>2018</strong>, that should be true for each of the 173<br />
stations on the network.<br />
SAFETY OR PRIVACY?<br />
Of course, the project has sparked concerns among<br />
civil liberty campaigners and a debate on where<br />
to draw the fine line between collective security<br />
and individual privacy. Maja Smoltczyk, head of<br />
the Berlin Commission for Data Protection and<br />
Freedom of Information (BlnBDI), has openly<br />
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criticised both facial recognition as well as<br />
the BVG’s planned camera expansion. “The<br />
right to privacy and the freedom of action<br />
are fundamental human rights and a basis<br />
for democratic societies. They must not be<br />
undermined only to create a vague feeling of<br />
safety,” says BlnBDI press officer Dalia Kues.<br />
The fear that the BVG will soon start<br />
prying into travellers’ routines is dismissed<br />
by spokesperson Jannes Schwentuchowski.<br />
“Firstly, unless the police asks us to save<br />
certain footage, every recording is only<br />
kept for 48 hours before it’s overwritten.<br />
Secondly, of our 260 employees working in<br />
security, only a very limited group of those<br />
has actual access to our video feeds.”<br />
But Kues is not only worried about how<br />
it will affect citizens’ fundamental rights.<br />
She’s also sceptical of the actual efficiency<br />
of city-wide video surveillance: “At best, it<br />
may lead to a shift of crime to other spots.<br />
At worst, people who plan rampages and<br />
terrorist acts could even be encouraged by<br />
the public attention they gain,” she says.<br />
Hakan Taş, a member of the Berlin state<br />
parliament for Die Linke and spokesperson on<br />
interior politics, agrees. “It’s good for catching<br />
criminals, but for preventing crime, surveillance<br />
contributes to a false sense of security<br />
– the crime will just move. Something that’s<br />
of course in the BVG’s interests,” Taş says. He<br />
adds that he doesn’t understand why an idle<br />
station in Zehlendorf needs the same amount<br />
of camera coverage as Alexanderplatz.<br />
But for both Schwentuchowski and Berlin<br />
police spokesperson Wilfrid Wenzel, dwindling<br />
crime numbers are the best argument<br />
in favour of camera surveillance. According<br />
to the BVG’s most recent security report,<br />
the amount of assaults occurring on BVG<br />
premises has decreased 20 percent since<br />
2011, in a period where the number of passengers<br />
has risen by the same proportion.<br />
There were 3106 attacks in 2016, 2212 of<br />
which were in the U-Bahn. Statistically, this<br />
means passengers fall victim to a violent<br />
crime every 2500th ride.<br />
AN ESSENTIAL<br />
CRIME-FIGHTING TOOL?<br />
To what extent the decrease can be attributed<br />
to cameras is difficult to say. The case seems<br />
to be easier to make when it comes to surveillance<br />
as a useful tool for crime solving. In<br />
December 2016, seven youngsters tried to set<br />
a homeless man on fire in the Schönleinstraße<br />
station, but eventually turned themselves in<br />
when they learned that their deed had been<br />
caught on camera. And many Berliners still<br />
remember the shocking camera footage of a<br />
man violently kicking a 26-year-old woman<br />
down the stairs of the Hermannstraße U-Bahn<br />
Pavel Mezihorák<br />
Signs at S-Bahnhof Südkreuz give passengers a choice<br />
to pass through a “facial recognition area” or not.<br />
“The release of the tape<br />
made people feel less safe,<br />
while at the same time<br />
the camera did what it<br />
was supposed to do – the<br />
guy was actually found.”<br />
station in October 2016. Released by the German<br />
police in December, the video went viral<br />
and the suspected perpetrator was arrested<br />
soon after thanks to a tip-off from the public.<br />
In July last year, he was sentenced to two years<br />
and 11 months in prison. Schwentuchowski<br />
acknowledges the incident as the perfect<br />
example of the ambivalence surrounding video<br />
surveillance. “The release of the tape made<br />
people feel less safe, while at the same time<br />
the camera did what it was supposed to do –<br />
the guy was actually found,” he says.<br />
Neither Hakan Taş nor the BlnBDI are<br />
completely opposed to video cameras. “Video<br />
surveillance can be meaningful for specific<br />
purposes and at selected spots,” concedes<br />
Kues. Both she and Taş doubt the preventive<br />
effects, but believe it to be a good tool to catch<br />
perpetrators after a crime has been committed.<br />
Hakan Taş is instead appealing for a bigger,<br />
more visible police force, something Berlin’s<br />
“red-red-green” government has already put<br />
into action with a plan of training 630 new officers<br />
in <strong>2018</strong>, up from 270 in 2016. The Berlin<br />
government also reintroduced the use of<br />
so-called Doppelstreifen on the BVG last year.<br />
Originally abolished in 2003, these patrols<br />
are made up of two BVG security guards and<br />
two police officers. Currently, five of these<br />
patrols are out each day, which might seem<br />
like a drop in the ocean, but BVG’s Schwentuchowski<br />
believes that “it has a psychological<br />
effect, actively making people think twice.”<br />
He’s expecting crime statistics for 2017 to<br />
show the positive, deterrent effect of closer<br />
cooperation between the BVG and police.<br />
More cameras, more police, improved<br />
technology. One thing that’s for sure is that<br />
Berlin’s train stations are set to be better<br />
surveilled and commuters’ whereabouts<br />
more monitored than ever before. Will it<br />
make us safer, especially in case of a terrorist<br />
attack? Hard to tell. But according to<br />
a 2017 Forsa survey, 80 percent of Berlin<br />
citizens see increased surveillance as a necessary<br />
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Number of cameras in BVG stations<br />
2016: 2300 | 2017: 2771 | <strong>2018</strong> (expected): 6500<br />
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SPOTLIGHT<br />
Endstation Grunewald<br />
This month marks the 20th anniversary of Gleis 17, one of<br />
Berlin’s least known but most powerful Holocaust memorials.<br />
By Amy Leonard. Photos by Pavel Mezihorák<br />
The platform at Grunewald station onto<br />
which you disembark is unremarkable.<br />
There’s a main road to one side, loud<br />
with traffic. The stark black-and-white signs<br />
pointing the way to “Gleis 17” (track 17) are unremarkable<br />
too; no description, no explanation,<br />
just those words. Were you only here for a hike,<br />
you could walk past them without a thought.<br />
You descend into the tunnel connecting<br />
the platforms to the outside world, but instead<br />
of heading off towards the forest, you<br />
re-ascend a staircase and emerge onto the<br />
platform for Gleis 17. Save for a few Israeli<br />
tourists, it’s completely empty, as is the<br />
track itself. As you can tell from the vegetation<br />
rising up from between the railroad ties,<br />
no train has been here for a long time.<br />
It was from this exact platform, on<br />
October 18, 1941, that the first deportation<br />
of Jews happened in Berlin; 1013<br />
people crammed onto a train bound for the<br />
Łódź ghetto in Poland. In total, over 50,000<br />
members of Berlin’s Jewish population were<br />
deported from Gleis 17 to Warsaw, Riga,<br />
Theresienstadt and Auschwitz, amongst<br />
other ghettos and concentration camps.<br />
At the time, Grunewald was a much larger<br />
rail station, with 17 tracks, and it was not<br />
by chance that this particular spot was the<br />
point of departure for the transports. “The<br />
platform was deliberately developed by the<br />
Reichsbahn solely for the deportation of<br />
people,” says Nigel Dunkley, a British historian<br />
and tour guide. The platform’s location<br />
on the outskirts of the city and its position<br />
on the edge of the rail complex were ideal<br />
because “deportation could be carried out<br />
without people seeing”. Every aspect of the<br />
platform’s location was carefully thought out.<br />
“It is on elevated ground, so it’s not easily<br />
visible from below by normal passengers. It’s<br />
a dead end, with the only exit for rail traffic<br />
facing east. And it’s immediately accessible to<br />
columns of deportees being marched to the<br />
station on foot.” This said, Grunewald was a<br />
densely populated area, and it is hardly conceivable<br />
that so many Jews could be marched<br />
to the station without residents noticing.<br />
Today, 186 large cast-iron plates line the<br />
platform on both sides, the edges nearest<br />
the track itself inscribed with the date,<br />
number of deportees and destination of<br />
every transport that left this place between<br />
1941 and 1945. Reading the words, you can<br />
follow the course of WWII, of the rise and<br />
fall of the Nazis; the change from ghettos to<br />
death camps as time went on, the swell in<br />
numbers of deportees to Auschwitz after the<br />
gas chambers were built in 1942, the change<br />
of destination when the Red Army advanced<br />
further west. It’s simple and stark, and in being<br />
both, quite devastating.<br />
Commemorative efforts date back from<br />
1953, when a plaque was installed but swiftly<br />
removed after it was suspected that the<br />
initiators were a communist group. A local<br />
women’s church group laid a small memorial<br />
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“The gates of Auschwitz<br />
with the train tracks going<br />
in became a symbol of<br />
the Holocaust, and this is<br />
where the tracks began.”<br />
in front of the main entrance to<br />
the station in 1987; it still stands<br />
today. In 1991, an artwork by<br />
Polish artist Karol Broniatowski<br />
was installed along the freight<br />
ramp up to the platform. It is a<br />
large concrete wall with rough<br />
human shapes forced deep into<br />
its face as though they were<br />
headed toward the platform,<br />
hollow and shadowed.<br />
But it wasn’t until 1996 that Germany decided to turn<br />
Gleis 17 into a permanent memorial, as a way for the<br />
post-reunification Deutsche Bahn to acknowledge<br />
the collaboration of their predecessors, the Deutsche<br />
Reichsbahn, with the National Socialists. Together with<br />
Berlin’s Central Council of Jews, Deutsche Bahn CEO<br />
Heinz Dürr launched a design competition that was won<br />
by architects Hirsch, Lorch and Wandel. Their memorial<br />
was inaugurated on <strong>January</strong> 27, 1998, with the addition<br />
in 2011 of birch trees from around the area of Auschwitz-<br />
Birkenau, replanted by Polish artist Lukasz Surowiec.<br />
Unlike its younger, louder, attention-seeking cousin<br />
near the Brandenburg Gate, this Holocaust memorial<br />
has never called for any fanfare. “It’s been accepted<br />
very well and treated with the respect it deserves,” says<br />
Susanne Kill of Deutsche Bahn’s Historical Department.<br />
“Unlike the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe,<br />
it has the big advantage that of course there’s no doubt<br />
those trains started there. It’s a historical site.”<br />
And it’s exactly that which sets it apart from Peter<br />
Eisenman’s work. This isn’t just something created and<br />
put somewhere it would fit. “I’ve had people cry when<br />
they suddenly realise they are looking at the very rails that<br />
carried these people to their deaths,” says Dunkley. The<br />
62-year-old self-dubbed “Scotsman, former soldier and<br />
diplomat” wants to turn the low building at the side of the<br />
platform, where some 50,000 Jews were herded like cattle<br />
and checked off transport lists, into a visitor’s centre.<br />
Yet despite its historical importance and emotional<br />
impact, Gleis 17 is relatively unknown. “I’d say the majority<br />
of tourists don’t know about it. It’s a bit off-track and<br />
there’s so much about the Holocaust in the city centre.<br />
As for Berlin residents, many can probably link Gleis 17<br />
to the deportations, but I doubt many have visited it,”<br />
says Friederike Pescheck of the Permanent Conference<br />
for Directors of National Socialist Memorial Sites in the<br />
Berlin Area, who co-organises the annual commemorative<br />
ceremony at Gleis 17 on October 18.<br />
“To me, its level of visibility is okay, because of<br />
its nature,” Kill reflects. “It’s symbolic, a thoughtful<br />
place. The gates of Auschwitz with the train tracks<br />
going in became a symbol of the Holocaust, and this<br />
is where the tracks began.” n<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Transmediale/CTM<br />
TRANSMEDIALE<br />
JAN 31-FEB 4<br />
CTM<br />
JAN 26-FEB 4<br />
Preview<br />
Time to transcend<br />
A Becoming Resemblance<br />
Top 5 CTM shows<br />
Opening concert<br />
with Zorka Wollny and<br />
Andrzej Wasilweski Jan<br />
27, 19:00, HAU1<br />
Cevdet Erek, Okkyung<br />
Lee, Marcus Schmickler<br />
and more Jan 31, 21:00,<br />
Berghain<br />
Lotic & Roderick George,<br />
Rashaad Newsome Feb 1,<br />
19:30/22:00, HAU2<br />
James Ferraro Feb 2,<br />
21:00, HKW<br />
Holly Herndon Ensemble<br />
Feb 3, 20:00,<br />
Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />
From the conference hall to the galleries<br />
to the clubs, the Transmediale and<br />
CTM festivals present a genre-blurring,<br />
format-spanning reflection on our<br />
troubled times. By Sarrita Hunn and Michael Hoh<br />
Does anyone remember what Transmediale is anymore?<br />
What started in 1987 as an experimental video<br />
programme within the Berlinale has turned into<br />
an ever-expanding confluence of art, culture and technology<br />
encompassing exhibitions, conferences, screenings,<br />
performances and publications. Invitees are not just artists<br />
and filmmakers but thinkers and hacktivists the world over,<br />
drawn to HKW under the banner of characteristically vague<br />
themes like 2011’s “Response: Ability” and last year’s 30th<br />
anniversary edition, “ever elusive”. Meanwhile, its sister festival<br />
CTM, founded in 1999 as a one-off Transmediale side<br />
programme, has become its own beast, engulfing every hot<br />
performer, genre and format that could possibly constitute<br />
“adventurous music and art”.<br />
TRANSMEDIALE: AMERICAN FACES<br />
Amidst a Trump presidency and endless sexual harassment<br />
scandals, Transmediale’s Swedish curator Kristoffer<br />
Gansing describes this year’s theme, “face value”, as “more<br />
‘current affairs’ related than usual”, with a particular focus<br />
on race, class and gender identity issues and quite a few<br />
guests from across the pond. After a Vorspiel programme of<br />
exhibitions at project spaces across Berlin (opening Jan 19<br />
at ACUD), American artist Heather Dewey-Hagborg kicks<br />
off the Transmediale exhibition proper by literally puting<br />
the “face” in the title. She created 30 wildly differentlooking<br />
3D-printed portraits from whistleblower Chelsea<br />
Manning’s DNA, as mailed out from her Fort Leavenworth<br />
prison cell in the form of cheek swabs and hair clippings.<br />
The result, Probably Chelsea, forms the centrepiece of<br />
Dewey-Hagborg and Manning’s much-anticipated show<br />
A Becoming Resemblance. It opens <strong>January</strong> 31 at HKW<br />
alongside the experimental exhibition programme Territories<br />
of Complicity. The latter features Vilém Flusser<br />
resident artists Demystification Committee (Oliver Smith<br />
and Francesco Tacchini) with Offshore Investigation Vehicle,<br />
an ongoing research project examining offshore banking;<br />
and UK author and artist Nick Thurston’s Hate Library of<br />
language used by far-right political groups in online forums<br />
presented in physical texts and artworks.<br />
The conference (Feb 1-4, HKW), organised by Berlinbased<br />
Greek curator Daphne Dragona, uses “face value”<br />
as a point of departure to focus on the racial dimensions<br />
of capitalism. Keynote speaker Jonathan Beller (American<br />
media theorist and author of The Cinematic Mode of Production)<br />
will pit capitalism against communism and praise<br />
the promise of encryption, while French feminist author,<br />
political analyst and activist Françoise Vergès will add<br />
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George E Lewis<br />
some environmental and colonial considerations<br />
to the discussion. Other hot topics to be<br />
touched upon: sexism and racism in the tech<br />
world (courtesy of gaming culture scholar Lisa<br />
Nakamura); countercultures in polarised times<br />
(a discussion between Irish Kill All Normies author<br />
Angela Nagle and German media theorist<br />
Florian Cramer); and “blaccelerationism”, or<br />
the intersection of accelerationist philosophy<br />
and black radical thought, as explored by Los<br />
Angeles-based writer and artist Aria Dean.<br />
Or maybe you’d rather just kick back with a<br />
movie? The film programme is no less heady,<br />
with highlights including the German premiere<br />
of Disseminate and Hold, a short by Rosa<br />
Barbra about Sao Paolo’s Minhocão highway;<br />
and Eric Baudelaire’s documentary Also Known<br />
as Jihadi, the story of a young French man’s<br />
incarceration for allegedly joining ISIS.<br />
Emily Peragine<br />
CTM: TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER<br />
The former electronic music festival is broader<br />
than ever this year, taking on the social and political<br />
zeitgeist under the banner of “Turmoil”<br />
with a clash of all disciplines from art to music<br />
to science to dance.<br />
Of course, you’ll still hear plenty of bleeps<br />
and bloops – like when avant-garde jazz legends<br />
George E. Lewis and Roscoe Mitchell take the<br />
stage together with Voyager, an early interactive<br />
computer invented by Lewis 30 years ago.<br />
Also anticipating the rise of the machines is<br />
Berlin’s Holly Herndon, whose performance<br />
with her vocal ensemble promises to be a<br />
highlight of a special AI-focused series that<br />
culminates with a commissioned theatrical/<br />
choral work by James Ferraro, the New York<br />
producer/ conceptual artist who puts the<br />
“scene” in “Anthropocene”. Over at Bethanien,<br />
an exhibition running through April 2 willl<br />
explore Uncanny Valleys of a Possible Future;<br />
at the CTM opening concert (Jan 27), partipating<br />
Polish artists Zorka Wollny and Andrzej<br />
Wasilewski expanding on Wollny’s existing<br />
artwork “Vox Populi” by triggering the highvoltage<br />
sounds of a Tesla coil (think Björk’s<br />
Biophilia) with two vocalists. Even more ambitious<br />
is Dutchman Philip Vermeulen’s Physical<br />
Rhythm Machine_Boem BOem, a massive<br />
programmable drum machine that makes noise<br />
by shooting balls into boxes.<br />
The concerts featuring “real” instruments<br />
tend to push their boundaries. If you think<br />
you’ve heard all the sounds a cello can make,<br />
check out Okkyung Lee; ditto with the percussion<br />
played by Ugandan-British collaboration<br />
Nihiloxica and Turkish artist Cevdet Erek. It’s<br />
all about noise for veterans like Atari Teenage<br />
Riot’s Hanin Elias and proto-techno punks DAF,<br />
whereas if you prefer a gentler strain of concert<br />
experience, Scott Kelly and John Judkins’<br />
acoustic doom combo will suit you perfectly.<br />
Dance plays a bigger part this year than in<br />
the past. In a three-night programme at HAU2,<br />
choreographer Christoph Winkler will tackle<br />
the work of the late Ernest Berk with the help<br />
of musicians groupA, Rashad Becker and Pan<br />
Daijing. New York’s Rashaad Newsome turns<br />
vogueing into a multidisciplinary performance<br />
art piece in FIVE Berlin, while Berlin club fav<br />
Lotic re-teams up with choreographer Roderick<br />
George (following last year’s Fleshless<br />
Beast) to exploring dance genres’ racial implications<br />
in Embryogenesis.<br />
Sick of watching other people dance?<br />
Whether you want to get down to hometown<br />
EDM rebel Boys Noize or determine whether<br />
Jason Hou really is the Chinese equivalent of<br />
early Skrillex, Berghain/Panorama Bar is the<br />
place to be. Don’t miss February 2, which sees<br />
a history lesson in gabber and hardcore featuring<br />
Dutch turntable legend Darkraver while<br />
Berlin’s Perel spins her house-techno blend<br />
upstairs (see interview below).<br />
For complete immersion, Christopher<br />
Bauder and Kangding Ray’s light and sound<br />
installation Skalar (opening Jan 27 at Kraftwerk)<br />
looks to be one for the ‘grammers,<br />
while a separate “Transcend the Turmoil”<br />
programme at Funkhaus’ new surroundsound<br />
space Monom will take you into an<br />
auditory fourth dimension. Lastly, artist Teun<br />
Vonk’s installation The Physical Mind (part of<br />
the Bethanien exhibition) just wants to give<br />
you a giant hug between two inflatable pillows.<br />
After all that, you’ll need it. n<br />
“It’s about love and freedom”<br />
Part of CTM’s Panorama Bar lineup on February 2, Berlin-based<br />
DJ Perel tells us about utilising her own personal turmoil to create<br />
unity on the dance floor.<br />
I grew up in Saxony, in a small town in the Erzgebirge. My family was part of the<br />
Seventh-day Adventist Church. In East Germany, that alone was enough to feel different<br />
from the rest. I never fit in, really, so I looked for an escape in music.<br />
I actually didn’t know this year’s CTM motto. I was just surprised that it fit so<br />
well with my new album, Hermetica (Apr 20, DFA Records). One of the big themes<br />
throughout my album is overcoming fear; on a personal and a societal level.<br />
When I wrote the lyrics to my single “Die Dimension”, Trump was elected, and<br />
simultaneously right-wing populism rose in Germany with the AfD. I was so<br />
taken aback. To this day, I can’t really comprehend it. I feel paralysed from everything<br />
that’s going on, and music is a form of self-therapy, a need to let it all out<br />
and process it. That’s how the lyrics about a borderless world came about – not<br />
only physical borders, but mental ones, too. We can’t really express our emotions<br />
freely anymore for fear of them being misunderstood.<br />
In a club context, you can’t control how people will react, but the basic idea is definitely<br />
a political one: everyone’s the same, it doesn’t matter where you come from and<br />
who you are. As hippie-esque as it may sound, it’s above all about love and freedom.<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />
REVIEWS<br />
Editor’s Choice<br />
Here come the contenders<br />
With Oscar season kicking into gear, this month’s big releases are<br />
dominated by grandstanding central performances. By Paul O’Callaghan<br />
L’Amant Double<br />
D: François Ozon<br />
(France 2017)<br />
HHH<br />
Ozon’s camp and<br />
frequently ridiculous<br />
erotic thriller, about<br />
a patient who has<br />
an affair with her<br />
therapist and his twin<br />
brother, is worth<br />
watching if only for<br />
the stunning bravura<br />
of its gynaecological<br />
opening shot. Starts<br />
Jan 18<br />
Beach Rats<br />
D: Eliza Hittman<br />
(USA 2017)<br />
HHHH<br />
This erotically<br />
charged, unsentimental,<br />
compellingly<br />
voyeuristic coming-of-age<br />
drama<br />
confirms sophomore<br />
director Hittman (see<br />
interview, page 30)<br />
as a major new voice<br />
in US indie cinema.<br />
Starts Jan 25<br />
Wonder<br />
D: Stephen Chbosky<br />
(USA 2017)<br />
HHH<br />
Based on the YA<br />
novel about the first<br />
school experience of<br />
a young boy with a<br />
genetic disorder, this<br />
inoffensive familyfriendly<br />
fare ends<br />
up, for the most<br />
part, on the right<br />
side of charming.<br />
Starts Jan 25<br />
At the time of writing, this<br />
year’s Oscar race is wide<br />
open, with around a dozen<br />
titles duking it out for<br />
consideration. The safest bet among<br />
the major categories appears to be<br />
Gary Oldman as Best Actor for his<br />
turn as Winston Churchill in Joe<br />
Wright’s Darkest Hour (photo). It’s<br />
the archetypal Oscar-bait performance<br />
– a seasoned thesp disappearing<br />
behind unflattering prosthetics to<br />
deliver an uncanny impersonation of<br />
a revered historical figure. The film<br />
chronicles the turbulent early days of<br />
World War II from the perspective of<br />
the British powers-that-be, with the<br />
newly-elected PM struggling to take<br />
the reins of a divided government<br />
as Hitler’s troops march ever closer.<br />
But while Oldman offers compelling<br />
glimpses of the haunted soul cowering<br />
behind the grandstanding orator,<br />
Wright over-eggs the pudding with<br />
ostentatious visual flourishes, whilst<br />
Ben Mendelsohn’s gently lisping King<br />
George VI pushes the whole thing perilously<br />
close to parody. What a shame<br />
it would be for Oldman to net his first<br />
little gold man for this prestige piffle.<br />
Frances McDormand is a serious<br />
Best Actress contender for her outstanding<br />
work in Martin McDonagh’s<br />
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing,<br />
Missouri. She plays Mildred Hayes, a<br />
grieving mother enraged by the local<br />
authorities’ inability to solve the rape<br />
and murder of her teenage daughter.<br />
In a bid for closure, she rents the titular<br />
billboards to call out the ineptitude<br />
of police chief Willoughby (Woody<br />
Harrelson), sending shockwaves<br />
through the community.<br />
Some will embrace Mildred as a<br />
potent symbol of the #MeToo movement<br />
– she’s a boiler suit-clad badass<br />
who speaks uncomfortable truths<br />
about systemic misogyny in a manner<br />
that’s truly exhilarating to behold.<br />
But McDonagh delights in testing<br />
the limits of our sympathy, endowing<br />
the character with a malicious streak<br />
that becomes increasingly difficult to<br />
ignore. Similarly, the filmmaker sets<br />
himself the challenge of eliciting a degree<br />
of sympathy for cop Dixon (Sam<br />
Rockwell), a deadbeat racist with a<br />
track record in torture. This element<br />
has proven wildly divisive, with many<br />
finding Dixon’s redemptive arc hard<br />
to swallow. For me, this is rendered<br />
less problematic by the film’s heightened<br />
realism – this is a world in which<br />
every seemingly innocuous interaction<br />
feeds into a satisfyingly tricksy<br />
overarching narrative. But while he’s<br />
a prodigiously talented yarn-spinner,<br />
McDonagh’s childish penchant for<br />
button-pushing may ultimately scupper<br />
the film’s Oscar prospects.<br />
Despite a warm audience reception<br />
at its Venice world premiere,<br />
Paolo Virzì’s English-language debut<br />
The Leisure Seeker was dismissed by<br />
critics as an awards season also-ran,<br />
although that didn’t stop the Hollywood<br />
Foreign Press from doling out<br />
a 12th Golden Globe nomination to<br />
star Helen Mirren. She plays Ella, an<br />
ageing Southern belle dying of cancer<br />
who resolves to bow out on her own<br />
terms by embarking on a road trip<br />
from Boston to Key West with her<br />
Alzheimer’s-stricken husband John<br />
(Donald Sutherland). Needless to<br />
say this is an absolutely shameless<br />
tearjerker, but I can’t deny that it<br />
did the job for me. Mirren’s accent is<br />
ludicrous, but she and Sutherland vividly<br />
evoke the sense of a relationship<br />
that’s spanned decades and suffered<br />
countless setbacks. Meanwhile Virzì<br />
revels in the beauty of the open road,<br />
and serves up enough wry humour to<br />
offset all the schmaltz. n<br />
Starts Jan 4 The Leisure Seeker HHH D: Paolo Virzì (Italy, US 2017) with<br />
Donald Sutherland, Helen Mirren | Starts Jan 18 Darkest Hour HH D:<br />
Joe Wright (UK 2017) with Gary Oldman, Kristin Scott Thomas | Starts Jan 25<br />
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri HHHH D: Martin McDonagh<br />
(US, UK 2017) with Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson<br />
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Reviews<br />
The Untamed<br />
It Comes at Night<br />
Starts Jan 11<br />
The Untamed<br />
D: Amat Escalante (Mexico 2016)<br />
with Ruth Ramos, Jesus Meza<br />
HHHH<br />
Part oblique allegory, part out-there bodyhorror,<br />
Mexican auteur Escalante’s fourth<br />
feature is an unholy fusion of Lovecraftian<br />
sci-fi and social realist drama which centres<br />
on the entangled relationships of Alejandra<br />
(Ramos); her husband Angel (Meza), who is<br />
having an affair with his brother-in-law; and<br />
the mysterious Verónica (Simone Bucio).<br />
Don’t let the telenovela-style premise put<br />
you off, as the film gradually emerges as a<br />
potent critique of endemic homophobia and<br />
misogyny in working-class Mexico. It’s also a<br />
vivid, outlandish examination of repressed<br />
sexual desire, calling to mind both Andrzej<br />
Zulawski’s Possession and the unsettling eroticism<br />
of Jonathan Glazer’s Under the Skin. No<br />
matter how hard you try, you won’t be able<br />
to escape its constricting tendrils. — DM<br />
Starts Jan 18<br />
It Comes at Night<br />
D: Trey Edward Shults (US 2017)<br />
with Joel Edgerton, Carmen Ejogo<br />
HHHH<br />
2017 was a banner year for horror, with<br />
critical darling Get Out and bona-fide<br />
blockbuster It leading the charge. Germany<br />
rings in the new year with the belated<br />
release of another unsettling gem. It Comes<br />
at Night is a pared-down tale of survival<br />
which chronicles a fragile cohabitation between<br />
two families after an unidentified virus<br />
has seemingly ravaged the world. Rooted<br />
in psychological horror and eschewing<br />
easy scares, Shults makes up for a sparse<br />
narrative with bleak beats and a masterfully<br />
oppressive ratcheting of tension. Some will<br />
call it out as style over substance, but fans<br />
of moodily orchestrated scares will marvel<br />
at how the mounting paranoia and terror is<br />
handled without resorting to the obvious<br />
conjuring of monsters. — DM<br />
Starts Jan 18<br />
Downsizing<br />
D: Alexander Payne (US 2017)<br />
with Matt Damon, Hong Chau<br />
PRO: A pleasure!<br />
HHHH<br />
What if, in the future, we can combat<br />
overpopulation and live lavishly by getting<br />
shrunk down to five inches tall? The<br />
central conceit of this poignant comedydrama<br />
is as ludicrous as it is unexpectedly<br />
fertile. Alexander Payne digs past obvious<br />
visual gags to uncover abundant food for<br />
thought. In our obsession with technology<br />
as a source of infinite short-term<br />
solutions, have we lost sight of empathy,<br />
decency and basic kindness? Can the fight<br />
against resource scarcity ultimately be<br />
sustained by a mentality of greed and the<br />
pursuit of material excess? Through the<br />
quirky, frequently hilarious odyssey of our<br />
pint-sized protagonists, the movie asks<br />
numerous urgent questions. Meanwhile<br />
Hong Chau radiates strength and soulfulness<br />
as a Vietnamese freedom fighter,<br />
outshining her A-list co-stars despite – or<br />
perhaps because of – a performance<br />
based on stilted racial stereotypes. After<br />
duds like The Descendants and Nebraska,<br />
this is vintage Payne. — ZS<br />
CON: Payneful<br />
HH<br />
Payne reportedly began work on Downsizing<br />
over a decade ago, and the finished<br />
product has the distinct whiff of a long-ingestation<br />
passion project. You can’t fault<br />
the writer-director for ambition, but once<br />
the novelty of the neat premise wears off,<br />
the film swiftly reveals itself as a grab bag<br />
of half-baked ideas, with an aggravatingly<br />
flippant tone that leaves one reluctant<br />
to engage with its occasional sojourns<br />
into sincerity. Payne seems driven predominantly<br />
by a desire to wrong-foot the<br />
viewer, which pays off spectacularly in one<br />
early plot pivot, but soon proves exasperating.<br />
The most head-scratching element<br />
is Chau’s turn as Ngoc Lan. In a sense she’s<br />
the heart and soul of the film, but the New<br />
Orleans-raised actress delivers her lines<br />
in thickly accented broken English, making<br />
her every utterance feel like a cheap joke.<br />
Adding insult to injury is Christoph Waltz<br />
trotting out his same old larger-than-life<br />
schtick as an ageing playboy. Payne’s weakest<br />
film to date, by a country mile. — PO’C<br />
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“ Women are always<br />
attacked when they<br />
step out of their lane”<br />
Eliza Hittman on appropriating the male<br />
gaze in Beach Rats. By Zhuo-Ning Su<br />
DON’T MISS<br />
Daughters of Darkness<br />
Programming<br />
collective Prachtige<br />
Films presents a rare<br />
screening of the cult<br />
1970s lesbian vampire<br />
caper, with director<br />
Harry Kümel in<br />
attendance. Jan 12,<br />
Moviemento<br />
Hellas Filmbox<br />
This year, Berlin’s<br />
Greek film fest aims to<br />
build bridges between<br />
the Greek and German<br />
creative communities<br />
through panel events<br />
and discussions, with<br />
participants including<br />
filmmaker Zafeiris Haitidis<br />
and singer-songwriter<br />
Konstantin<br />
Wecker. Jan 24-28,<br />
Urban Spree<br />
The Long Summer of<br />
Theory<br />
This month at EX-<br />
Blicks, director Irene<br />
von Alberti introduces<br />
her Mitte-set<br />
study of creative<br />
chaos, contemporary<br />
feminism and the<br />
dread of gentrification.<br />
Jan 29, 20:30,<br />
Lichtblick<br />
The New York filmmaker won<br />
a directing award at Sundance<br />
last year for her intimate tale of<br />
teen Frankie (Harris Dickinson), who<br />
chases girls alongside his red-blooded<br />
bros by day and hooks up with older<br />
men by night. Shot on 16mm, it’s a visually<br />
evocative portrait of conflicted<br />
adolescence. It hits German screens<br />
on <strong>January</strong> 25 (see review, page 28).<br />
Both Beach Rats and your first<br />
feature It Felt Like Love revolve<br />
around teenage protagonists.<br />
For me, there’s something very<br />
exciting about watching young<br />
people act, something open and<br />
honest. As actors gets older, they<br />
often learn to act too well. Thematically,<br />
I’m interested in adolescence<br />
as a process, and in the pain that<br />
comes with realising something<br />
about yourself that may haunt you<br />
through your adulthood.<br />
How did the character of Frankie<br />
come to you? As part of the casting<br />
process for It Felt Like Love, I met<br />
kids from a neighbourhood in Brooklyn<br />
called Gerritsen Beach. Kids<br />
there are known as “beach rats”,<br />
which stuck with me as a potential title.<br />
It’s a very working-class borough,<br />
with meth and opiate problems. But<br />
the kids also have access to<br />
the water, and a lot of them<br />
have jet skis. There’s this<br />
lazy beach vibe, which you never really<br />
associate with New York City.<br />
And then you had the idea to<br />
make it about an identity crisis?<br />
That also comes from the reality of<br />
the neighbourhood. The beaches at<br />
night are cruising spots. So there’s<br />
this natural tension that exists<br />
between two worlds, embodied in<br />
transactional experiences with older<br />
guys who I picture driving from the<br />
city to the suburbs and stopping<br />
at this halfway point. This got me<br />
thinking about a character who gets<br />
caught between these two worlds.<br />
Last summer Kathryn Bigelow<br />
was criticised for telling an<br />
African-American story as a<br />
white woman in Detroit. Were<br />
you worried about making a<br />
film about masculinity? I was<br />
nervous because women are always<br />
attacked when they step out of their<br />
lane. There’s a tragic expectation<br />
that women’s work should always<br />
be a reflection of being a woman. As<br />
soon as a woman tries to tackle history,<br />
politics, or issues around men,<br />
there’s always a personal attack. Obviously<br />
there are issues within the<br />
system about letting marginalised<br />
voices have opportunities. But I<br />
don’t think that every time a woman<br />
makes a piece of art that’s slightly<br />
outside her own experiences, she<br />
should be torn apart in a witch hunt.<br />
Has your Sundance win brought<br />
new opportunities? Well, the<br />
TV world opened up to me, which<br />
has given me an opportunity to<br />
make money directing for the first<br />
time! Culturally I think Sundance<br />
is very much about finding the next<br />
‘it boy’. Even with a film like ours<br />
that plays well, you’re always in the<br />
shadow of some movie that sells<br />
to Fox Searchlight for $10 million<br />
because they think they’ve found a<br />
new ‘it boy’ director.<br />
What inspired the film’s hazy<br />
visuals? I worked with Hélène<br />
Louvart, a very experienced French<br />
cinematographer. I showed her photographs<br />
by Barbara Crane, who did<br />
a lot of Polaroid work in the 1980s.<br />
She did these close-up shots of<br />
people’s bodies touching each other<br />
in the summer heat. They capture<br />
sexual, private moments. Hélène<br />
really liked this style and we talked<br />
about bringing that to the beach,<br />
as if we were turning on a flashlight<br />
and catching animals creeping<br />
around in the darkness.<br />
Did you feel you were taking a<br />
risk casting British actor Harris<br />
Dickinson as Frankie? He<br />
was the best person we auditioned,<br />
but I was terrified that he wasn’t<br />
going to blend into this world. He’d<br />
never even been to Brooklyn! But<br />
he hung out with the other guys<br />
before the shoot, and played handball<br />
with them. We talked about his<br />
posture, but ultimately he found<br />
the character by himself. n<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Film<br />
Preview<br />
Princess Cyd The Florida Project Tonsler Park<br />
The whole nine yards<br />
The ninth Unknown Pleasures<br />
film festival brings the best of<br />
the US to Berlin.<br />
This smartly programmed showcase of recent<br />
American indie cinematic highlights<br />
includes Oscar hopefuls, festival darlings<br />
and under-the-radar gems. It kicks off on<br />
<strong>January</strong> 12 with charming teen lesbian drama<br />
Princess Cyd, which sees writer-director<br />
Stephen Cone strike a deft balance between<br />
coming-of-age tale and coming-out<br />
story. Giving it a serious run for its money<br />
as the programme’s most empathetic film<br />
is Sean Baker’s unmissable The Florida<br />
Project, an exuberant and profoundly<br />
moving portrait of American poverty<br />
which proves that 2015’s Tangerine was no<br />
fluke. Having presented The Experimenter<br />
at Unknown Pleasures in 2016, Michael<br />
Almereyda returns this year with two<br />
films: Escapes, a documentary about the<br />
life of actor and Blade Runner screenwriter<br />
Hampton Fancher; and Marjorie Prime,<br />
a meditative, Black Mirror-esque sci-fi<br />
story based on Jordan Harrison’s Pulitzernominated<br />
play about an old woman (an<br />
excellent late-career turn by Lois Smith)<br />
who speaks to a holographic projection of<br />
her late husband (Jon Hamm). Almereyda<br />
imbues it with poignant musings on mortality,<br />
exploring how we dissolve and bend<br />
memories in order to better deal with the<br />
tragedies that befall us. Also making a<br />
repeat appearance is actor John Cho, who<br />
stars in both Aaron Katz’s mystery thriller<br />
Gemini and Kogonada’s formally striking<br />
feature debut Columbus. Set against<br />
the impressive architectural backdrop of<br />
Columbus, Indiana, the latter film takes<br />
a familiar, Garden State-like premise and<br />
steers it away from maudlin territory. The<br />
languorous pace may frustrate those looking<br />
for a wordier, more upbeat boy-meetsgirl<br />
encounter, but this artfully shot story<br />
of two souls caught between obligation<br />
and desire is well worth a look. Tonsler<br />
Park, a 16mm black-and-white doc filmed<br />
at Charlottesville polling stations on Nov<br />
8, 2016, sees filmmaker Kevin Jerome<br />
Everson observe the African American<br />
men and women working in the stations<br />
before Trump’s unexpected presidential<br />
victory, allowing viewers to project their<br />
bittersweet hindsight onto proceedings.<br />
And receiving its belated German premiere<br />
is Voyage of Time: Life’s Journey,<br />
Terrence Malick’s 2016 experimental doc<br />
which sets itself the lofty goal of recounting<br />
the history of the known universe<br />
in 90 minutes. Predictably for Malick,<br />
it’s both narratively baffling and visually<br />
sumptuous. — David Mouriquand<br />
Unknown Pleasures Jan 12-28 Arsenal<br />
and Wolf Kino, full programme at<br />
unknownpleasures.de<br />
ULYSSES<br />
based on the novel by James Joyce<br />
With his novel Ulysses, published in 1922, James Joyce pushed<br />
the art of storytelling to new limits. Taking Homer’s Odyssey as<br />
a framework, it follows the peripatetic wanderings of Leopold<br />
Bloom in the course of a normal day in Dublin on 16 June 1904.<br />
Joyce builds up layer upon layer, moves between different linguistic<br />
registers, styles and discourses, interweaves the hissing of<br />
frying kidneys with discussions on Shakespeare with the cemetery<br />
with the brothel. A momentous 20th-century text, which,<br />
by applying multiple perspectives, creates a fragmented picture<br />
of the characters, showing that language not only depicts and<br />
describes, it can also convey the manifold possibilities and conditions<br />
of modern subjectivity.<br />
Director: Sebastian Hartmann<br />
Premiere: <strong>January</strong> 19, <strong>2018</strong><br />
upcoming dates with English surtitles: <strong>January</strong> 28, February 18, <strong>2018</strong><br />
For tickets and more information visit deutschestheater.de/en
WHAT’S ON — Music<br />
Editor’s Choice<br />
Bowie’s back... again<br />
Two years after the Starman’s return to the celestial plane, Berlin<br />
hasn’t stopped commemorating its favourite adopted son. By Michael Hoh<br />
MUSIC NEWS<br />
Let’s get theoretical<br />
Contemporary music<br />
might lack a Harvey<br />
Weinstein type so<br />
far, but that doesn’t<br />
mean women in the<br />
field have it easy.<br />
Artists like Holly<br />
Herndon and Jennifer<br />
Walshe tackle<br />
the topic head-on<br />
during the Hanns<br />
Eisler music school’s<br />
Fem*_Music*_<br />
series. Jan 12, 26<br />
A Byte of cake<br />
Video killed the radio<br />
star? Perhaps, but<br />
the medium is still<br />
alive and kicking.<br />
Hamburg-based<br />
ByteFM, which<br />
opened its Berlin<br />
branch in 2012,<br />
turns 10 this month.<br />
Congrats!<br />
If you’re a certain kind of Berlin<br />
music nerd, you’ll remember<br />
exactly where you were on<br />
<strong>January</strong> 11, 2016: on the pavement<br />
outside Hauptstraße 155 in Schöneberg,<br />
sobbing along to a mass a<br />
capella rendition of “Space Oddity”<br />
in front of a makeshift shrine of<br />
candles, flowers and old album covers.<br />
Two years later, the shrine has<br />
been replaced by a small plaque and<br />
the pilgrimages have dropped off in<br />
their frequency. But as this month’s<br />
concerts can attest, the Thin White<br />
Duke has been far from forgotten.<br />
Just ask longtime collaborator<br />
Tony Visconti. Last year, the Berlin<br />
Trilogy producer and adulterous<br />
“Heroes” inspiration joined with<br />
original Spiders from Mars drummer<br />
Mick “Woody” Woodmansey and<br />
a bunch of other musicians under<br />
the guise of Holy Holy (photo) to<br />
perform Bowie songs from the late<br />
1960s and early 70s. They’ll be bringing<br />
their Ziggy Stardust-heavy project<br />
to Tempodrom on <strong>January</strong> 9, one day<br />
after what would’ve been Bowie’s<br />
71st birthday. Not to be outdone, the<br />
tribute act Celebrating Bowie features<br />
his longtime piano player Mike<br />
Garson, as well as guitarists Adrian<br />
Belew (Lodger) and Gerry Leonard<br />
(Heathen and Reality), who’ll try to<br />
guess what Bowie’s setlist would<br />
have sounded like in <strong>2018</strong>. Prior<br />
performances have seen cameo appearances<br />
from Sting, Seal and Ewan<br />
McGregor, but will any of them make<br />
it to Huxleys? You never know.<br />
Meanwhile, nobody at Lido’s Bowie<br />
Tribute Berlin ever actually performed<br />
with David, but if you play a little Six<br />
Degrees of Kevin Bacon you’ll get<br />
there: Before moving to Schöneberg<br />
in 1976, Bowie briefly lived with the<br />
late Edgar Froese of Tangerine Dream,<br />
whose current frontman, Thorsten<br />
Quaeschning, will be headlining the<br />
evening with his band Picture Palace<br />
Music. Surely Edgar must’ve told<br />
Thorsten some juicy stories about<br />
Bowie’s WG habits while passing time<br />
on the tour bus? If not, your own bus<br />
tour through Bowie’s Berlin (included<br />
in a €45 VIP ticket) ought to scratch<br />
that trivia itch. It’ll inevitably pass by<br />
Hansa Studios, which will be holding<br />
their own special-birthday-edition<br />
tours of the building from which<br />
Bowie once observed Visconti and his<br />
mistress “standing by the Wall”.<br />
But enough dwelling in the past.<br />
Just as David Bowie fantasised about<br />
“Life On Mars?” in 1971, Berlin’s<br />
prepared piano virtuoso Hauschka<br />
tries to imagine his descendents<br />
living on the Red Planet on his latest<br />
album What If. After enriching his<br />
solo performance with self-playing<br />
pianos at Funkhaus last year, he falls<br />
back on musicians made of flesh<br />
and blood, taking the stage with<br />
the Alma Quartet at Volksbühne on<br />
New Years Day. “What If” Bowie was<br />
Danish? Liima doesn’t really answer<br />
that question, but frontman Casper<br />
Clausen’s style of singing has been<br />
compared to the Stjernemand once<br />
or twice – and indeed, if you close<br />
your eyes hard and listen to “Amerika”,<br />
you can almost hear the rich<br />
sonorities of Bowie circa 1983. And<br />
yes, just to cram Alt-J in there as<br />
well, Britain’s former indie Next Big<br />
Thing made tabloid headlines back<br />
in 2013 when drummer Thom Green<br />
said he’d “be lying if I said I was<br />
excited” about Bowie’s return to the<br />
stage. One might say the same thing<br />
about Alt-J’s return to Berlin in 2017,<br />
but while this year’s album Relaxer<br />
might not hit the heights of “Life<br />
on Mars?”, they at least have their<br />
Mercury Prize to fall back on. n<br />
Hauschka & Alma Quartet Jan 1, 20:00 Volksbühne | Bowie Tribute Berlin<br />
<strong>2018</strong> Jan 6, 20:00 Lido | Bowie 71. Birthday Special Jan 6-10 Hansa Studios |<br />
Tony Visconti & Woody Woodmansey’s Holy Holy Jan 9, 20:00 Tempodrom<br />
| Liima Jan 17, 20:00 Festsaal Kreuzberg | Alt-J Jan 18, 20:00 Max-Schmeling-<br />
Halle | Celebrating David Bowie Jan 19, 20:00 Huxleys Neue Welt<br />
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Tips<br />
Bordel Winter Spécial: Aquarius Heaven<br />
Clubbing<br />
Ratchet<br />
Caramel Mafia and Offbeatsupportah invited Lenki<br />
Balboa and Steve David to celebrate the first anniversary<br />
of their queer hip hop shindig behind the decks at St.<br />
Georg. Jan 6, 23:30<br />
Noisekölln<br />
Skilfully switching between A and B sides, the tapefocused<br />
Berlin label celebrates its resurrection from a<br />
two-year hiatus at Sameheads. Jan 11, 22:00<br />
Bordel Winter Spécial<br />
Wilde Renate’s Bordel des Arts techno debauchery once<br />
again ventures to snowy winter wonderlands with Aquarius<br />
Heaven, Schlepp Geist, Mimi Love and others in the DJ<br />
booth. Jan 18, 23:00<br />
Classical and Contemporary<br />
The Best of Ennio Morricone<br />
What do Uma Thurman, Clint Eastwood and Samuel L.<br />
Jackson have in common? All their badass onscreen action<br />
was enhanced by Morricone’s scores. At the Philharmonie,<br />
conductor Marco Seco and 100 performers will try<br />
to do them justice. Jan 9, 20:00<br />
TANZTAGE BERLIN<br />
<strong>2018</strong><br />
Requiem pour L.<br />
At Haus der Berliner Festspiele, composer Fabrizio Cassol<br />
and choreographer Alain Platel rework Mozart’s requiem<br />
to incorporate African music and the real-life story of a<br />
woman who opted for euthanasia (see page 37). Jan 18-20<br />
Ultraschall Festival<br />
Catch up on the latest in contemporary classical with performances<br />
by Lux:nm, Trio Catch, the Ascolta ensemble<br />
and more at Pierre Boulez Saal, Radialsystem V and other<br />
venues. Jan 17-21<br />
JANUAR<br />
04 – 14<br />
Ultraschall Festival: Trio Catch<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />
SOPHIENSAELE.COM
WHAT’S ON — Music<br />
DON’T MISS<br />
Mfa Kera & Black<br />
Heritage<br />
Blues goddess Mfa<br />
Kera takes the stage<br />
at Quasimodo. Her<br />
incredibly power-ful<br />
voice will be accompanied<br />
by her backing<br />
band Black Heritage<br />
as well as Mike Russell.<br />
Jan 12, 22:00<br />
Giorgio Poi<br />
Still hooked on<br />
Ricchi e Poveri,<br />
Germany? Try to stay<br />
a little more current<br />
with the next big<br />
thing from Italy playing<br />
his chilled-out<br />
tunes at Monarch.<br />
Jan 21, 20:30<br />
A. Savage<br />
Taking a break from<br />
Parquet Courts,<br />
frontman Andrew<br />
Savage decided to<br />
lower the BPM and<br />
aim for a little more<br />
country-esque melancholia.<br />
Catch him<br />
live playing songs off<br />
his solo album Thawing<br />
Dawn at Monarch.<br />
Jan 22, 20:00<br />
Lina Tullgren/<br />
Adam Torres<br />
Tullgren’s laid-back,<br />
minimalist tunes<br />
meet Torres’ dreamy,<br />
falsetto-drenched arrangements<br />
at this in -<br />
die double booking at<br />
Kantine am Berghain.<br />
Jan 28, 20:00<br />
Interview<br />
“ People were walking<br />
around here wearing<br />
laboratory coats”<br />
Jenny Browne<br />
Genre-bending composer and pianist Nils Frahm<br />
on how his new studio at the Funkhaus inspired<br />
his latest album All Melody. By Jenny Browne<br />
Born in Hamburg but based<br />
in Berlin since 2006, Frahm<br />
has done everything from<br />
helping to build the world’s tallest<br />
piano to creating never-beforeheard<br />
sounds with toilet brushes.<br />
After releasing a string of solo piano<br />
and synth works, he crept into the<br />
spotlight with 2011’s Felt and 2013’s<br />
highly acclaimed Spaces before<br />
gaining nationwide fame with the<br />
score to Sebastian Schipper’s Berlin<br />
insta-classic Victoria. His new album<br />
will be released on London’s Erased<br />
Tapes on <strong>January</strong> 26, just after a<br />
string of four sold-out shows next<br />
to his self-built studio at Schöneweide’s<br />
Funkhaus.<br />
What were you up to during<br />
your touring hiatus in 2017? A<br />
combination of travelling, making<br />
the new album and sitting in<br />
the studio. I talk to my friends and<br />
they’re like, “What’s new?” and I’m<br />
like, “I don’t know.” Every day it’s<br />
just the same smells and sounds<br />
of the studio – it’s a time capsule.<br />
When can I apply for another job? I<br />
can’t wait to tour.<br />
How will this live setup differ<br />
from your last proper shows<br />
in 2015? The toilet brushes were<br />
one example of how I tried to use<br />
simple objects to create something<br />
completely new. This time round<br />
we’ve built an organ, a mixing<br />
desk and a new harmonium to<br />
tour with, so we’ll have more new<br />
sounds. The 2015 tour was just a<br />
test run to see whether we could<br />
move two tonnes of fragile equipment<br />
across Europe. What we’re<br />
planning for this tour would have<br />
seemed impossible back then.<br />
This album feels more electronic<br />
than your previous works. I<br />
tried to make the record which was<br />
missing from my own collection.<br />
For me, it’s all music, regardless of<br />
whether it’s acoustic or electronic.<br />
Songs with drum machines alongside<br />
piano solo tracks shouldn’t<br />
work on paper, but I thought if<br />
somebody was going to try it, it<br />
should be me. For more opinionated<br />
fans, it will be a tough one to swallow,<br />
but people who respect me as a<br />
musician will hopefully like it. This<br />
album is bridge-building for me.<br />
We know the rich history, but<br />
what makes the Funkhaus so<br />
special to your sound? The studio<br />
is an integral part of it. I’ve been<br />
here since September 2015, spending<br />
the first six months setting it<br />
up and building equipment, and the<br />
rest recording. Every room has different<br />
acoustics, and infinite unwritten<br />
songs within them. It rushes me<br />
to be faster, telling me gently, “Use<br />
me, do more!” I’m like, “Okay, I<br />
will!” I spent almost every day here,<br />
using every minute.<br />
How does it compare to your<br />
previous studio? The location<br />
changes the music, which you could<br />
hear already on Spaces. After 12 years<br />
in the studio at my Wedding flat, I<br />
began to feel like what I was creating<br />
there didn’t matter as much. It<br />
was low-key, I could do my laundry<br />
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whilst making a mix, and I should have celebrated it more, but I<br />
didn’t because it felt like washing my socks. It gave everything an<br />
understated quality. Here, everything feels overstated.<br />
Why do you feel so connected to Berlin? For the first eight<br />
years I was here I lived off €800 a month – where else could I<br />
have done that? That’s why I’ll never say a bad word about this<br />
city, but I’m just glad I came at the right time. It’s ever-evolving,<br />
and definitely going somewhere, I’m just not quite sure where.<br />
Yes it’s inspiring, but I’m not here for the culture, I’m here for<br />
the experts who understand my philosophy.<br />
And we all know that Germany has a solid reputation for<br />
delivering a quality product? I’m a recording geek, I love the<br />
history. The 1950s were about functionality and quality – one<br />
amp would have cost as much as a car, whereas now you can buy<br />
one for 10 cents. Music used to be for scientists; people were<br />
walking around here wearing laboratory coats. Germany wanted<br />
to set broadcasting standards. It makes me proud to be here.<br />
People who spend €100,000 on speakers… they don’t believe in<br />
God, they believe in music.<br />
Let’s talk about genre. Your name seems to come attached<br />
to the ‘neo-classical’ label. Yes, but you also have Chilly Gonzales,<br />
Hauschka (see page 32), Max Richter – they made some of the<br />
first records of this ‘new’ movement, playing the music I always<br />
wanted to make. Society was stuck in this cycle of turning music<br />
up, from glam rock to Eurotrash. Around 2006, these composers<br />
began to turn down the volume, playing quiet songs in venues<br />
where the fridge was louder than the music, and I thought, this is<br />
so cool. But the genre itself is old. Penguin Cafe, Roedelius… I was<br />
confused when Peter Broderick said, “Nils, this is new!” I didn’t<br />
invent anything, I stole from the artists before me.<br />
Jenny Browne<br />
nine inch nails<br />
02.07.18 · zitadelle<br />
greta<br />
van fleet<br />
25.03.18 · Kesselhaus<br />
walk off<br />
the earth<br />
12.04.18 · Huxleys<br />
limp bizkit<br />
12.06.18 · Max-Schmeling-Halle<br />
billy idol<br />
19.07.18 · zitadelle<br />
amy macdonald<br />
24.07.18 · zitadelle<br />
Is the younger generation getting more interested in<br />
classical music? Teenagers are going to philharmonics to see<br />
us play, they sit down during concerts again… I hope that we’ve<br />
opened the gates to these spaces. We miss our past and want to<br />
reconnect again. I’m trying to build a bridge between people who<br />
love Mozart, and those who think John Cage is a genius. Music<br />
allows me to do this. n<br />
Nils Frahm Jan 22-25 (sold out), Funkhaus, Schöneweide<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong><br />
amparanoia<br />
25.01.18 · lido<br />
iron & wine<br />
+ half waif<br />
25.01.18 · Huxleys<br />
aviv geffen<br />
feat. blackfield<br />
30.01.18 · Frannz<br />
mgmt<br />
30.01.18 · Huxleys<br />
www.trinitymusic.de<br />
at the drive in<br />
& death from above<br />
26.02.18 · Columbiahalle<br />
franz ferdinand<br />
07.03.18 · tempodrom<br />
first aid kit<br />
08.03.18 · Columbiahalle<br />
rufus wainwright<br />
17.07.18 · apostel-Paulus-Kirche
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HENRY ROLLINS SPOKEN WORD - TRAVEL SLIDESHOW<br />
LEYYA<br />
19.01.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO | Karrera Klub DJs<br />
04.02.<strong>2018</strong> | GROSSER SAAL DES RBB<br />
GLEN HANSARD<br />
20.02.<strong>2018</strong> | 21.02.<strong>2018</strong> | ADMIRALSPALAST<br />
NIC CESTER<br />
23.02.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO 23.02.<strong>2018</strong> | KANTINE AM BERGHAIN<br />
THE RURAL ALBERTA ADVANTAGE<br />
28.02.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO<br />
BRIAN FALLON & THE HOWLING WEATHER<br />
01.03.<strong>2018</strong> | ASTRA<br />
THE RURAL ALBERTA ADVANTAGE<br />
28.02.<strong>2018</strong> | LIDO<br />
THE WOMBATS<br />
15.04.<strong>2018</strong> | ASTRA<br />
K.FLAY<br />
21.04.<strong>2018</strong> | GRETCHEN<br />
WEDNESDAY, I’M IN LOVE<br />
EVERY WEDNESDAY 23H FREE ENTRY | KARRERA KLUB DJ’S | BOHNENGOLD<br />
Indie, Brit Pop, Electro, Wave & Beyond from the early days until now<br />
Info & Tickets: www.karreraklub.de<br />
Deer Tick<br />
24.01.18 Bi Nuu<br />
Anderson East<br />
26.01.18 Musik & Frieden<br />
Girls in Hawaii<br />
14.02.18 Bi Nuu<br />
Shakey Graves<br />
21.02.18 Privatclub<br />
Pokey LaFarge<br />
21.02.18 Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />
Bahamas<br />
22.03.18 Privatclub<br />
Courtney Marie Andrews<br />
13.04.18 Privatclub<br />
The Barr Brothers<br />
22.01.18 Lido<br />
Calexico<br />
10.03.18 Tempodrom<br />
SO MANY<br />
GREAT<br />
GIGS BUT<br />
SO LITTLE<br />
CASH?<br />
Amusement Parks On Fire<br />
16.04.18 Privatclub<br />
Yo La Tengo<br />
07.05.18 Heimathafen Neukölln<br />
Wallis Bird<br />
21.03.18 Passionskirche<br />
Joan As Police Woman<br />
09.04.18 Festsaal Kreuzberg<br />
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds<br />
16.04.18 Max-Schmeling-Halle<br />
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Natalia Labake<br />
Wish they were here<br />
Should we bemoan the lack of showstopping guest productions in Berlin,<br />
or be grateful for the local talent we have? Why not both? By Daniel Mufson<br />
Editor’s Choice<br />
I<br />
admit it: Sometimes I get homesick<br />
for New York theatre. Or<br />
rather, for theatre in New York.<br />
There’s a difference. It’s not just acclaimed<br />
off-off-Broadway locals like<br />
the Elevator Repair Service, The Civilians<br />
and Radiohole who don’t seem<br />
to make it to Berlin – though even<br />
the renowned Wooster Group hasn’t<br />
played here since 2006. Prominent<br />
guests from Europe also find it easier<br />
to perform across the ocean than right<br />
here in their backyard. Two years ago,<br />
the Berliner Festspiele touted the first<br />
Berlin performance of the worldfamous<br />
Nederlands Dans Theater in 15<br />
years. Fifteen years!<br />
Last month, I again had a queasy<br />
feeling of missing out while my New<br />
York Facebook friends debated the<br />
merits of Ariane Mnouchkine’s A Room<br />
in India, on tour in Manhattan. From<br />
what I hear, it sounds like a sprawling,<br />
wondrous mess of theatrical styles and<br />
worldly themes from the 78-year-old<br />
French theatre titan. It premiered in<br />
Paris in 2016 but there are no plans<br />
to bring it to Berlin – and in fact,<br />
Mnouchkine’s company, Théâtre de<br />
Soleil, hasn’t been here since 2005.<br />
When I spoke about this with<br />
Aenne Quiñones, the theatre curator<br />
at HAU, she pointed out that it’s<br />
not her mission to present a crosssection<br />
of artists from New York or<br />
any other city; instead, she looks for<br />
locally relevant groups who tend to<br />
be part of the “off” or “free” scene.<br />
And HAU often tries to have an ongoing<br />
relationship as a producer of a<br />
particular group’s work.<br />
There is something to be said for<br />
developing a deeper relationship with<br />
artists, rather than presenting a survey<br />
of what’s out there. Boston-born Chris<br />
Kondek is one such repeat invitee to<br />
be grateful for. Now a Berlin local, he’s<br />
designed video for luminaries such as<br />
the Wooster Group, Laurie Anderson<br />
and Meg Stuart. For years, he’s also<br />
collaborated with Christiane Kühl<br />
under the name Doublelucky Productions;<br />
their new work about the “life<br />
tracking” fad, The Hairs of Your Head<br />
Are Numbered, is part of HAU’s <strong>January</strong><br />
“Spy on Me” festival, as is a repeat<br />
of last year’s data-mining performance<br />
You Are Out There.<br />
Local artists are even more central<br />
to the Sophiensaele’s programming,<br />
and you’ll see plenty of them at their<br />
annual dance festival, Tanztage. In<br />
Arcadia (photo), for example, the<br />
Berlin- and Buenos Aires-based duo<br />
Ana Laura Lozza and Bárbara Hang<br />
choreograph both bodies and objects<br />
to explore the dynamics of physical<br />
order and disorder. Also at Sophiensaele<br />
this month, an English-language<br />
“unsettled cabaret” called Across the<br />
Middle, Past the East, starring nine<br />
female Middle Eastern Berliners,<br />
promises to bring music and humour<br />
to a serious subject.<br />
The Haus der Berliner Festspiele<br />
is the obvious venue for established<br />
names, though many of their guests<br />
from the past five years aren’t exactly<br />
unknown at other Berlin venues:<br />
Forced Entertainment, Rosas, Robert<br />
Wilson. Festspiele director Thomas<br />
Oberender cites budgetary constraints<br />
but also says he’s aware of “audience<br />
hunger” for large-format theatre and<br />
plans to satisfy it “in the near future.”<br />
For <strong>January</strong>, he’s offering Requiem<br />
pour L.: Alain Platel, choreographer<br />
for Les Ballets C de la B, will provide<br />
movement and visuals to complement<br />
composer Fabrizio Cassol’s reinterpretation<br />
of Mozart’s Requiem, played<br />
by 14 international musicians and<br />
incorporating styles such as jazz and<br />
Afropop. Not bad... but I still want to<br />
see that Mnouchkine play! n<br />
Tanztage <strong>2018</strong> Jan 5-15 Sophiensaele | Requiem pour L. Jan 18-20, 20:00<br />
Haus der Berliner Festspiele | Doublelucky Productions: The Hairs of<br />
Your Head Are Numbered Jan 18-21 You Are Out There Jan 24-25 HAU2,<br />
in German and English | Across the Middle, Past the East Jan 25-28, 20:00<br />
Sophiensaele Kantine<br />
DON’T MISS<br />
Expat Expo Info Night<br />
Every April, the<br />
English Theatre<br />
hosts a performance<br />
festival showcasing<br />
English-language<br />
artists based in<br />
Berlin. Come by to<br />
meet potential collaborators<br />
and find<br />
out what you need<br />
to do to take part.<br />
Jan 9, 19:00<br />
Nassim<br />
Nassim Soleimanpour,<br />
Berlin-based Iranian<br />
playwright and winner<br />
of last year’s Fringe<br />
First award in Edinburgh,<br />
will perform<br />
in this experiment<br />
in improvisational<br />
staged reading at the<br />
English Theatre. Jan<br />
12, 13, 15-17, 20:00<br />
Colonia Digital: The<br />
Empire Feeds Back<br />
Andcompany&Co.’s<br />
bilingual performance<br />
(English and German)<br />
premieres at<br />
HAU1, imagining the<br />
discovery of a ruined,<br />
antiquated data centre<br />
in the midst of a<br />
desert, a “communist<br />
machine” intended to<br />
help steer Salvador<br />
Allende’s socialist<br />
economy. Jan 19,<br />
20:00; Jan 20, 22,<br />
23, 19:00<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Stage<br />
Interview<br />
“ Families are fucked up all over”<br />
American playwright and actor Tracy Letts on the<br />
universal appeal of his plays, now in German at<br />
the Berliner Ensemble. By Daniel Mufson<br />
DON’T MISS<br />
Ulysses<br />
Director Sebastian<br />
Hartmann is known<br />
for controversy as<br />
well as radically<br />
reinterpreting texts.<br />
Now, he’s directing<br />
the <strong>January</strong> premiere<br />
of this adaptation<br />
of James Joyce’s<br />
landmark text at the<br />
Deutsches Theater.<br />
Jan 19, 19:00; Jan<br />
20, 28, 18:00 (surtitles<br />
Jan 28)<br />
Medea<br />
When this (Germanonly)<br />
Schauspiel<br />
Frankfurt production<br />
was invited to Berlin’s<br />
2013 Theatertreffen,<br />
Constanze Becker<br />
won the award for<br />
best actress for her<br />
work in the title role.<br />
Now it’s part of the<br />
Berliner Ensemble’s<br />
repertory. Jan 26,<br />
19:30; Jan 27, 15:00<br />
Duato/Shechter<br />
British-Israeli choreographer<br />
Hofesh<br />
Shechter joins<br />
Staatsballett artistic<br />
director Nacho Duato<br />
at the Komische<br />
Oper, starting with<br />
Shechter’s acclaimed<br />
The Art of Not Looking<br />
Back and ending<br />
with Duato’s new<br />
sociopolitical work<br />
Erde, which deals<br />
with threats to the<br />
environment. Jan<br />
24, 19:30<br />
Julian Röder<br />
Letts might be most familiar<br />
at the moment as Nick from<br />
the HBO comedy Divorce, or<br />
from his two seasons as Senator<br />
Lockhart on Homeland, but his<br />
theatre credentials are just as, if<br />
not more, impressive: a 2013 Tony<br />
Award for his performance in the<br />
Broadway revival of Who’s Afraid of<br />
Virginia Woolf? and a 2008 Pulitzer<br />
Prize for writing the play August:<br />
Osage County, which later became a<br />
movie headlined by Meryl Streep.<br />
He’s also found an admirer in<br />
Oliver Reese, the Berliner Ensemble’s<br />
new artistic director, who’s<br />
added two translations of Letts’<br />
works to the B.E. repertoire: Eine<br />
Familie (the German title for August:<br />
Osage County), which depicts<br />
a dysfunctional family in Oklahoma<br />
coming to terms with its many<br />
secrets, and Eine Frau: Mary Page<br />
Marlowe, which traces the life of<br />
its protagonist from birth to death.<br />
Letts spoke to us on his two-day<br />
visit to the city, just before seeing<br />
Reese’s staging of Eine Frau.<br />
Do you normally check on<br />
productions of your own plays?<br />
No, I learned my lesson a long<br />
time ago – not to go looking at<br />
other [stagings of my plays]. But<br />
yes, I’m seeing Mary Page tonight. I<br />
made an exception in this instance<br />
because I don’t know if Mary Page<br />
is going to get done a lot. It’s an<br />
unusual and opaque piece. I’m<br />
curious to see what somebody else<br />
does with it.<br />
And where did Mary Page Marlowe<br />
come from? It was inspired<br />
by the death of my mother – it is<br />
in no way, shape or form about my<br />
mom, but there’s something about<br />
identity, who we are at different<br />
times of our lives. Are we the same<br />
person we were 20 years ago? Are<br />
you the same person you were<br />
before you lived in Berlin? And I<br />
thought to myself: What 11 scenes<br />
would you take from your life to<br />
say, this is who I am? Most people<br />
would take the big events: the birth<br />
of their children, deaths of parents,<br />
marriages, funerals. But somebody<br />
else, if they were choosing for you,<br />
might choose some moments, say,<br />
when you weren’t at your best, or<br />
some very banal moments that you<br />
might not even remember. There’s<br />
also a formal exercise at work in<br />
Mary Page Marlowe – the scrambling<br />
of the chronology as well as multiple<br />
actors playing Mary Page – but<br />
at its core, it’s the story of a very<br />
ordinary life. I won’t say it’s not an<br />
interesting life. I suppose it makes<br />
the point that all lives are interesting<br />
when looked at in that way.<br />
Do you have a sense of how<br />
your works are received in different<br />
cultures? They describe<br />
such a specifically American<br />
milieu. How well does it translate?<br />
Well, August is done everywhere,<br />
right? It translated very<br />
well, I guess, because it turns out<br />
that families are fucked up all over<br />
the world, and people recognise<br />
that wherever we go. In terms of<br />
Mary Page, I have no idea how it<br />
will be received. Oliver tells me the<br />
audiences are liking it a lot, here.<br />
That’s all I care about.<br />
When you’re in Hollywood,<br />
do people ask why you’re still<br />
bothering with theatre? No, I<br />
think they’re too intimidated by<br />
my theatre past, frankly. There’s a<br />
sense you get with movie people:<br />
They know theatre’s the real deal,<br />
right? And that’s why they’re always<br />
wanting to prove themselves<br />
on stage, because they know. They<br />
know that theatre is better than<br />
movies and movies are better than<br />
TV. Think about the most profound<br />
experiences you’ve ever had<br />
watching a play, watching a film,<br />
watching a TV show, and I guarantee<br />
you, it’s going to be in that<br />
order every time: play, number<br />
one; movie, two; TV show, three.<br />
It’s a superior form, you can’t do<br />
anything about that! n<br />
Eine Frau: Mary Page Marlowe<br />
Jan 12, 19, 19:30 (in German),<br />
Berliner Ensemble | Eine Familie<br />
returns to the schedule in February<br />
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EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>
Reviews<br />
WHAT’S ON — Stage<br />
NASSIM<br />
Julian Röder<br />
Women in Trouble<br />
Kennedy versus Castorf<br />
The figureheads of the new and old Volksbühne square off with<br />
two new plays – and two very different aesthetics. By Daniel Mufson<br />
Les Misérables<br />
In a kind of dramaturgical face-off,<br />
Susanne Kennedy and Frank Castorf<br />
premiered their new productions<br />
within days of each other in late November<br />
and early December. Kennedy, the face of<br />
theatre at the new Volksbühne, introduced<br />
Women in Trouble, a collage of texts found<br />
on the internet and lip-synced by actors<br />
wearing latex masks. Castorf, meanwhile,<br />
took his old Volksbühne aesthetic to the<br />
Berliner Ensemble with an adaptation<br />
of the Victor Hugo novel Les Misérables,<br />
staged with a mix of veteran Castorf actors<br />
and Berliner Ensemble regulars. Kennedy’s<br />
production was mostly reviled by critics<br />
for being emotionless and pretentious,<br />
while Castorf’s elicited ambivalent<br />
frustration as a work whose virtuoso<br />
actors had great moments but were<br />
ultimately dragged down by the length of<br />
the evening – seven and a half hours for<br />
the premiere, miraculously slashed to a<br />
mere six-hour length by the time we saw it<br />
just two nights later.<br />
Let’s start with Les Misérables, Hugo’s<br />
epic about repentant ex-convict Jean<br />
Valjean ruthlessly pursued by police<br />
inspector Javert. Are there actors often<br />
shouting for no reason? Check. Repetitious<br />
exchanges of dialogue that sound<br />
improvised? Check. Interpolations of<br />
tenuously related texts? Check. Video images<br />
of actors beamed on a screen while<br />
the audience’s direct view of them is often<br />
obscured? Of course. Forgive a question,<br />
though: Why are these techniques appropriate<br />
here? They have no bearing on the<br />
themes or formal aspects of Hugo’s text.<br />
They’ve just been Castorf’s shtick for 18<br />
years, so here we go again.<br />
Despite its chilly reception, Women in<br />
Trouble constitutes a welcome assault on<br />
Castorf’s stagnant directorial habits. Kennedy’s<br />
production may require patience<br />
and altered expectations of what a theatrical<br />
event should be, but her staging<br />
techniques complement each other and<br />
form a cohesive vision that’s all her own.<br />
She collected texts from the internet, the<br />
Bible, films and other sources and divided<br />
them among various representations of a<br />
character named Angelina Dreem. Dreem<br />
would appear to be an actress suffering<br />
from cancer, but, as is usually the case with<br />
this kind of textual collage, the search for<br />
a clearly defined plot and characters will<br />
only result in frustration. In their place,<br />
Women in Trouble offers images and soundbites<br />
that touch on various contemporary<br />
phenomena: modernity’s technological<br />
sterility; the estrangement that humanity<br />
has inflicted upon itself through its<br />
fetishisation of technology; the frustrated<br />
longing for happiness and human connections;<br />
and the coexistence of discontinuity<br />
and repetition in the way we perceive<br />
ourselves through media. Given these<br />
themes, the use of text fragments, latex<br />
masks and lip-synced dialogue shouldn’t<br />
– and don’t – seem like gimmicks on the<br />
part of a director hoping to be acclaimed<br />
as an auteur; they’re just smart, apt, effective<br />
choices. And emotional ones, too: the<br />
subdued line delivery was often haunting.<br />
The figures felt like lobotomised patients<br />
with a flickering consciousness of their<br />
condition. Not dissimilar to us, perhaps,<br />
with our on-again-off-again awareness of<br />
the dysfunction around us and within us. n<br />
Women in Trouble HHHHH Jan 6,<br />
19:30; Jan 20, 18:00 (in English), Volksbühne<br />
| Les Misérables HH Jan 6,<br />
7, 18:00 (in German), Berliner Ensemble<br />
Matthias Horn<br />
From Berlin-based Iranian playwright Nassim<br />
Soleimanpour comes a theatrical experiment that<br />
explores the power of language to unite us in<br />
uncertain times. No rehearsals. No preparation.<br />
Just a sealed envelope and an actor reading a script<br />
for the first time. WINNER of the Fringe First<br />
Award at Edinburgh Fringe 2017<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />
Editor’s Choice<br />
A day in Dahlem<br />
The southwestern suburb still has a lot to offer a museum-going<br />
day tripper – but for how long? By Sarrita Hunn<br />
ART NEWS<br />
Steyerl is number one!<br />
Known as much<br />
for her writing (The<br />
Wretched of the<br />
Screen) as her artwork,<br />
Berlin-based<br />
UdK professor Hito<br />
Steyerl has nabbed<br />
not only a spot on<br />
the Transmediale<br />
advisory board (see<br />
page 26) but also<br />
the top ranking in<br />
ArtReview’s list of<br />
the most influential<br />
people in contemporary<br />
art.<br />
Defending Documenta<br />
More than 200 past<br />
Documenta participants<br />
(such as Johan<br />
Grimonprez and Hans<br />
Haacke) have signed<br />
a petition defending<br />
the long-running<br />
Kassel art expo<br />
against politicisation.<br />
The inciting event was<br />
a lawsuit against the<br />
exhibition organisers<br />
by the AfD faction of<br />
Kassel’s city council<br />
over alleged “misappropriation<br />
of funds<br />
and other offenses”,<br />
citing a €5.4 million<br />
deficit and the expansion<br />
to Athens.<br />
This dark winter month, take a<br />
mini stay-cay out in Dahlem<br />
and bear witness to the end<br />
of an era. This affluent neighbourhood<br />
is home to the Free University,<br />
the Max Planck Institute, and<br />
the Botanical Garden, but you don’t<br />
have to worry about crowds. Since<br />
reunification, Dahlem’s museums<br />
have lost many visitors (from over<br />
half a million in 1989 to around<br />
120,000 last year) and now, some<br />
of their prized collections are<br />
departing to Mitte and the grand<br />
vision of Museum Island.<br />
At the controversial centre of<br />
this transition is the Ethnological<br />
Museum, the largest of its kind in<br />
the world, which closed last year<br />
in preparation for a move into the<br />
still-under-construction Humboldt<br />
Forum. Director Viola König retired<br />
alongside her final exhibition, but<br />
not before defending her “non-<br />
European” collection from colonial<br />
critique (such as from the protest<br />
group “No Humboldt 21!”), while<br />
at the same time criticising the<br />
muddled planning of the transition<br />
by the Humboldt Forum’s British<br />
director Neil MacGregor.<br />
You can now see select Ethnological<br />
Museum highlights on Museum<br />
Island courtesy of the exhibition<br />
programme On the Way to the Humboldt<br />
Forum. But over in Dahlem,<br />
don’t miss your last chance to stroll<br />
through the foyer of the museum’s<br />
former home where Packing up and<br />
Repackaging (photo), a scaffoldinglike<br />
installation of videos and<br />
photographs by German media artists<br />
David Gaehtgens and Daniela Maria<br />
Hirsch, presents the last eight months<br />
of the relocation behind the scenes.<br />
It’s a bit depressing, but Dahlem is<br />
not without celebrations. Head next<br />
to the Museum of European Cultures<br />
to catch the last days of Anna Weaves<br />
Reformation, featuring a sprawling<br />
tapestry created on the 150th anniversary<br />
of the Reformation and dusted<br />
off on the occasion of last year’s<br />
500th Protestant jubilee. For kids,<br />
100 Percent Wool is a fun, interactive<br />
exhibition filled with wool-related<br />
historical artifacts, a giant sheep<br />
they can climb on and a back room<br />
with wool-related crafts. Also downstairs,<br />
Berlin-based Mila Teshaieva’s<br />
photographs made with flashlights<br />
in the dark provide a haunting view<br />
on the unique landscape, inhabitants<br />
and ancient culture of the<br />
North Sea island of Föhr.<br />
From there, it’s just a short bus ride<br />
and – if the weather cooperates – a<br />
pleasant walk to the the Brücke<br />
Museum, which turned 50 last year.<br />
Famously one of David Bowie’s<br />
favourite Berlin haunts, it’s dedicated<br />
to the work of the early 20th-century<br />
Expressionist group Die Brücke<br />
(The Bridge) and is still celebrating<br />
its golden anniversary with an<br />
exhibition of paintings, prints and<br />
drawings focused around the years<br />
1905-1913, including donations from<br />
museum founder and Brücke painter<br />
Karl Schmidt-Rottluff.<br />
Next door, end your day at<br />
Kunsthaus Dahlem. From <strong>January</strong><br />
19, the museum’s small collection<br />
of post-war German artworks will<br />
be joined by paintings and sketches<br />
from the exiled Jewish painter<br />
Armin Stern (1883-1944), on view<br />
for the first time in Berlin. You just<br />
have to make it before the Kunsthaus<br />
closes at 5pm – and then you<br />
still have time to follow this full<br />
day in Dahlem with an evening<br />
glass of Glühwein. n<br />
Gaehtgens.hirsch: Packing up and Repackaging Through Jan 14 Ethnological<br />
Museum | Anna Weaves Reformation Through Jan 28 IslandBeing.<br />
IslandLife: Insights into Frisian Lives Through Apr 2 100 Percent Wool<br />
Through Jun 2019 Museum of European Cultures | Brücke Museum Anniversary<br />
Exhibition Through Apr 8 Brücke Museum | Armin Stern – Zionist,<br />
Border Crosser, Cosmopolitan Jan 19-Mar 12 Kunsthaus Dahlem<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />
Highlight<br />
The Brecht-Benjamin<br />
bromance<br />
This month is your last chance to see Thinking in Extremes,<br />
the extensive exhibition at AdK that catalogues the<br />
relationship between philosopher Walter Benjamin<br />
and playwright Bertolt Brecht using manuscripts, photos and<br />
objects curated from their archives. Just as interesting as the<br />
historical documentation is the selection of contemporary<br />
works presented alongside it, in which artists give insight<br />
to these influential figures from present-day perspectives.<br />
While the main exhibition largely consists of texts and audio<br />
in Brecht and Benjamin’s native German, English-speaking<br />
viewers can gain access via a gem of a film by Scottish-<br />
American artist Zoe Beloff. Exile begins with Benjamin (played<br />
by Eric Berryman, a tall, thin African American) and Brecht<br />
(played by short, stout Iranian actor Afshin Hashemi) who<br />
introduce themselves on a boat arriving at Staten Island in<br />
New York City. With their own manuscripts in tote, Benjamin<br />
and Brecht transverse the city, visiting NYPD chokehold victim<br />
Eric Garner’s memorial and performing one of Brecht’s plays<br />
with tweeting bystanders under a bridge. They discuss their<br />
immigrant experiences while moving fluidly between selfquotes<br />
and current events, connecting the fascism of the 1930s<br />
with its manifestations in the Trump era today. — SH<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />
Interview<br />
Welcome to the dollhouse<br />
Ahmet Öğüt on the seriousness of his miniature<br />
buildings in Hotel Résistance. By Sarrita Hunn<br />
United, you can see that a child and<br />
a teenager lost their lives. You see<br />
the moment of them being attacked,<br />
but you don’t see the moment of<br />
them being killed. The violence is<br />
there, but we complete it when we<br />
walk into the show. The violence is<br />
between us, and we are part of it.<br />
DON’T MISS<br />
Super 8 Trilogy<br />
To launch their <strong>2018</strong><br />
exhibition season,<br />
KW presents this<br />
landmark experimental<br />
film series<br />
made by New York<br />
filmmaker and artist<br />
Ericka Beckman between<br />
1978 and 1981.<br />
Jan 17-21<br />
Into Worlds<br />
For one weekend, the<br />
Martin-Gropius-Bau‘s<br />
central atrium will<br />
host a conference on<br />
“immersive phenomena”<br />
including talks,<br />
special installations<br />
and virtual reality by<br />
Björk. Jan 19-21<br />
Non-Binary<br />
Just as German<br />
courts have ruled<br />
that a “third<br />
gender”must be recognised<br />
from birth,<br />
young photographer<br />
Parker Rebecca<br />
Hirschmüller presents<br />
portraits of<br />
people who do not<br />
fit into the malefemale<br />
binary at the<br />
Jugend Museum.<br />
Through Mar 25<br />
Ladislav Zajac<br />
The Turkish-born, Berlin- and<br />
Amsterdam-based artist is best<br />
known for initiating The Silent<br />
University, an international alternative<br />
academic programme that allows<br />
refugees, asylum seekers and migrants<br />
to share professional and academic<br />
knowledge they otherwise could not.<br />
On view at KOW, his first solo gallery<br />
exhibition pays tribute to victims of<br />
war, police violence and gentrification,<br />
using sculpture, animation and a series<br />
of 1/100 scale architectural models.<br />
The works in Hotel Résistance<br />
include sculptures, video, printed<br />
posters... how would you describe<br />
your very multifaceted art<br />
practice? I studied painting and got<br />
my master’s degree in art theory, but<br />
then when I started making my own<br />
works, they were small, self-initiated<br />
interventions in the street. These<br />
evolved into short research-based<br />
projects, and then long-term projects,<br />
and then lifetime projects... I still try<br />
to make time for those smaller projects<br />
and protect that kind of humour<br />
in the work, but some subjects you<br />
cannot approach with fragmented,<br />
quick gestures. They require research,<br />
commitment, time. So, my practice<br />
starts with an idea and then uses any<br />
medium that idea requires, but the<br />
‘medium’ includes the time, commitment,<br />
and my position – whether or<br />
not I am anonymous, collaborative or<br />
keep my authorship as an artist.<br />
It’s interesting that you bring up<br />
humour, because compared to<br />
some of your earlier works – like<br />
2010’s Punch this Painting or<br />
2013’s Intern VIP Lounge – this<br />
exhibition is quite serious. Humour<br />
comes in different ways. In this<br />
show, the topics are very serious and<br />
maybe the humour is not direct, but<br />
there is another access point – the<br />
scale and the medium. At first it<br />
might look like a very child-friendly<br />
exhibition, with scaled-down figures<br />
and scaled-down houses, but if you<br />
pay attention to what is going on in<br />
each piece, they become really serious<br />
– something that would normally<br />
be disturbing to look at or even<br />
think about. Susan Sontag described<br />
war photography as capturing those<br />
moments we cannot look at. Those<br />
moments are in the show, but they<br />
are not captured. In the animation<br />
Thinking about scale, what<br />
about your series of “nail house”<br />
architectural models, Pleasure<br />
Places of All Kinds? The newest<br />
one of those sculptures – and the<br />
title of the exhibition – is Hotel Résistance.<br />
It was a building in Zurich<br />
that anarchists and activists tried<br />
to keep, along with the owner – and<br />
they used humour. They put “Hotel<br />
Résistance” on the building because<br />
it was next to Hotel Renaissance.<br />
You normally have architectural<br />
models to demonstrate the future<br />
of a location; in this case, it’s the<br />
reverse process. It is the capture<br />
of a refusal. These buildings are<br />
often destroyed, but not before<br />
their holdouts bring an enormous<br />
delay to the construction. I think<br />
it’s important that they remain archived<br />
in their state of ruin, in that<br />
moment of negotiation.<br />
So here, delay is a form of protest?<br />
You can see so many examples<br />
of the ways people, even unintentionally,<br />
can disrupt power. When<br />
people go to demonstrations in the<br />
street for a few hours and then go<br />
home, the next day it might seem<br />
like everything is the same – but in<br />
some examples I have witnessed,<br />
the legitimacy, the credibility of<br />
power structures is weakened. They<br />
lose their economic power, or they<br />
lose value in their “brand”. Brands<br />
are very fragile, for companies as<br />
well as states. When they are not<br />
recognised anymore, they are no<br />
longer a state, no matter how much<br />
money or power they have. This<br />
recognition process also comes<br />
from the bottom. Usually an occupation<br />
takes a couple of months,<br />
or protests happen right before an<br />
election. But like in my work, some<br />
ideas really require a long-term<br />
commitment and have to be done in<br />
a slow – but persistent – manner. n<br />
Ahmet Öğüt: Hotel Résistance<br />
Through Jan 28 KOW, Mitte<br />
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WHAT’S ON — Art<br />
Andrea Rossetti<br />
Courtesy of the artist, Charlie James Gallery<br />
Reviews<br />
Through Jan 21<br />
Eliza Douglas:<br />
Old Tissues Filled with Tears<br />
Schinkel Klause (Pavillon), Mitte<br />
HHHHI<br />
Eliza Douglas might be recognised most from<br />
her performances in her fiancée Anne Imhof’s<br />
award-winning works (including Faust, the<br />
winner of the prestigious Golden Lion at last<br />
year’s Venice Biennale), or from the catwalk<br />
modelling for Balenciaga, but she is also a<br />
painter garnering increasing attention for her<br />
own work. Hot off a recent dual exhibition with<br />
Imhof at Galerie Buchholz in New York, Douglas’<br />
first solo exhibition in Berlin fills Schinkel<br />
Pavillon’s Klause space wall-to-wall and<br />
floor-to-ceiling with large scale canvases, each<br />
representing a disembodied figure with delicately<br />
rendered hands, feet, and, in one case,<br />
a can of Monster energy drink. The references<br />
vary from Cookie Monster to gaudy abstract<br />
expressionist brush strokes, but the uncanny<br />
combinations executed with impeccable craft<br />
give the paintings wide ranging appeal – not to<br />
mention a delightful play between presence<br />
and absence in every performance. — SH<br />
Through Feb 17<br />
Evidentiary Realism<br />
NOME, Kreuzberg<br />
HHHHI<br />
Like the offspring of Edward Snowden<br />
and Banksy, Italian artist Paolo Cirio’s own<br />
“performative hacks” mine Internet data to<br />
create critical works at the intersection of<br />
privacy, copyright, democracy and finance. In<br />
2016, for example, he blurred the mugshots<br />
of over 15 million people arrested in the US<br />
and reshuffled their data on cloned websites<br />
while drafting the Internet privacy policy<br />
“Right to Remove”. Now, Cirio has curated<br />
a group exhibition featuring an incredible<br />
array of artists (from Hans Haacke to Jenny<br />
Holzer) who engage complex social systems<br />
through data-driven evidence. Here, veteran<br />
artists such as Mark Lombardi – represented<br />
by a signature flowchart mapping the financial<br />
transactions and political connections<br />
between former US President Bush, Osama<br />
Bin Laden and global banks – are in frank<br />
discussion with younger artists, such as Ingrid<br />
Burrington (whose large-scale lenticular print<br />
combines two satellite photos of Google’s<br />
data centre in South Carolina), for a conversation<br />
that does not end with net neutrality.<br />
See it for yourself, while you still can. — SH<br />
Through Feb 10<br />
Jaroslaw Kozlowski:<br />
Words and Colors<br />
Zak | Branicka, Mitte<br />
HHHII<br />
In 1971, Kozłowski sent letters to over 350<br />
artists and critics around the world in the<br />
hope of creating NET, an open network of<br />
communication on art ideas without central<br />
authority – a gesture so radical in Poland at<br />
the time that the first gathering he organised<br />
to present the materials he received<br />
back was shut down by police. Now, for this<br />
exhibition at Berlin’s premier space for Polish<br />
art, the 72-year-old conceptual artist presents<br />
a thoughtful selection of works from<br />
the last five decades including Wall Painting,<br />
a gridded set of colour samples from walls<br />
that the artist personally painted in various<br />
apartments across Europe around 1979.<br />
In his newest work, News Games, international<br />
newspapers painted in a spectrum of<br />
colours are tucked into white paper bags. For<br />
Kozłowski, autonomous artistic gestures are<br />
“the prerequisite to keeping a critical distance<br />
from political conditions” – but in this<br />
case, the gesture might be too distant to have<br />
the subversive impact of earlier ones. — SH<br />
Courtesy of the artist, ZAK<br />
I have to go<br />
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WHAT’S ON<br />
Calendar<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2018</strong><br />
Picks, highlights and can’t-miss events for this month in Berlin.<br />
Left: Pussy Riot Theatre: Riot Days, Jan 14. Above: The King Khan &<br />
BBQ Show, Jan 20. Right: Lubitsch Conference, Jan 26.<br />
Dark Mofo<br />
MON<br />
1<br />
Hauschka — Music Ease<br />
into the New Year with<br />
a sit-down concert at<br />
the Volksbühne, featuring the<br />
not-too-harsh experimental<br />
piano stylings of composer<br />
Volker Bertelmann backed up by<br />
Amsterdam’s Alma Quartet.<br />
Starts 20:00. (See page 32)<br />
THU<br />
4<br />
Tanztage — Dance A<br />
performance featuring<br />
disabled dancers, a<br />
“collage of identities” from<br />
up-and-comer Joy Alpuerto<br />
Ritter and a Polish “emotional<br />
boot camp” set the tone for 10<br />
days of wildly diverse premieres<br />
and guest productions at<br />
Sophiensaele. Through Jan 14.<br />
(See page 37)<br />
SAT<br />
6<br />
David Bowie Tribute<br />
— Music Two years after<br />
the Starman’s departure<br />
from this earthly plane, the<br />
tributes keep on coming. The<br />
first of three this month hits<br />
Lido tonight, with Tangerine<br />
Dream’s Thorsten Quaeschning<br />
headlining. Starts 20:00. (See<br />
page 32)<br />
THU<br />
11<br />
British Shorts Film Festival<br />
— Film Showcasing<br />
around 200 short films<br />
from the UK and Ireland, this<br />
11th edition celebrates pioneers<br />
of black British cinema and<br />
continues the popular tradition of<br />
its Saturday Midnight Movies<br />
screening. Through Jan 17.<br />
Noisekölln — Clubbing Party like<br />
it’s 2012 and you’re partying like<br />
it’s 1988: Neukölln’s experimental<br />
cassette label is back!<br />
Celebrate its as-yet-unnamed<br />
new releases at Sameheads.<br />
Starts 22:00.<br />
FRI<br />
12<br />
Unknown Pleasures<br />
— Film The American<br />
indie fest kicks off with<br />
the German premiere of teen<br />
lesbian drama Princess Cyd, and<br />
offers a rare chance to catch<br />
Terrence Malick’s mind-bending<br />
Voyage of Time on the big<br />
screen. Through Jan 28. Arsenal<br />
and Wolf Kino. (See page 31)<br />
SUN<br />
14<br />
Pussy Riot Theatre: Riot<br />
Days — Music/Theatre<br />
Pussy Riot’s Maria<br />
Alyokhina revisits the music of<br />
her notorious agit-punk<br />
collective (and her imprisonment<br />
in Siberia) in a new performance<br />
piece. Dig out your balaclava and<br />
head to SO36. Starts 20:00.<br />
TUE<br />
16<br />
Fashion Week — Fashion<br />
Berlin’s been trying to<br />
establish itself as a<br />
fashion capital for over a<br />
decade, without much success.<br />
But hey, that means it’s easier to<br />
blag your way into Premium,<br />
Panorama, Green Showroom<br />
and more. Through Jan 19.<br />
Various venues.<br />
WED<br />
17<br />
Ultraschall — Music RBB<br />
and Deutschlandfunk<br />
Kultur honour the past<br />
and future of “new” music at<br />
their annual festival, starting<br />
with pieces by Bernd Alois<br />
Zimmermann at Haus des<br />
Rundfunks and Thomas<br />
Ankersmit at Berghain Kantine.<br />
Through Jan 21. Starts 20:00.<br />
Depeche Mode — Music The<br />
band that inspired a thousand<br />
Germans to buy synthesisers<br />
continues its nearly 40-year run<br />
with two dates at the Mercedes<br />
Benz Arena. Just can’t get<br />
enough? They’ll be finishing up<br />
their Spirit tour back here in<br />
July. Also Jan 19. Starts 19:30.<br />
THU<br />
18<br />
Ericka Beckman: Pause<br />
— Art Opening The next<br />
instalment of KW’s<br />
“Pause” – short exhibitions<br />
couched between the main ones<br />
– features the experimental<br />
filmmaker and artist’s Super 8<br />
Trilogy, three surreal films she<br />
made from 1978-81. Through Jan<br />
21. Starts 19:00.<br />
Alt-J– Music The indie-rock lads<br />
from Leeds return with third<br />
album Relaxer, promising a<br />
show that’s anything but. Max-<br />
Schmeling-Halle. Starts 20:00.<br />
(See page 32)<br />
FRI<br />
19<br />
Into Worlds – Art/<br />
Conference The<br />
Festspiele’s Immersion<br />
programme continues with a<br />
weekend of talks, performances<br />
and installations at Martin-<br />
Gropius-Bau, including a<br />
“virtual reality experience”<br />
from Björk. Should be, well,<br />
immersive. Through Jan 21.<br />
Starts 19:00.<br />
SAT<br />
20<br />
The King Khan & BBQ<br />
Show – Music Like peanut<br />
butter and chocolate,<br />
the members of Berlin’s down<br />
‘n’ dirty expat garage duo are<br />
tasty enough on their own but<br />
even better together. Catch<br />
Khan and Mark Sultan in<br />
original recipe form at Quasimodo.<br />
Starts 22:00.<br />
Carmen — Opera Bizet’s classic<br />
premieres at the Deutsche Oper,<br />
directed by Norwegian Ole<br />
Anders Tandberg and starring<br />
veteran Clémentine Margaine.<br />
Sing it with us: “L’amour est un<br />
oiseau rebelle...” Also Jan 24, 27.<br />
Starts 19:30.<br />
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WHAT’S ON<br />
Wir haben es satt! — Demo The antiindustrial-agriculture<br />
demonstration<br />
gets bigger and bigger each year<br />
– bring a cooking pot to make some<br />
noise with and join the crowds<br />
marching from Hauptbahnhof to<br />
the Brandenburg Gate. Come early<br />
for the tractor parade! Starts 11:00.<br />
SUN<br />
21<br />
Green Week — Fair Did<br />
yesterday’s demo get you<br />
hungry for sustainable<br />
farming? Head to Messe Berlin to<br />
check out the latest advances in the<br />
field, or just wander around scoring<br />
free samples of organic vegan<br />
snacks. Jan 19-28.<br />
WED<br />
24<br />
Hellas Filmbox — Film<br />
Championing the best of<br />
New Greek film, this year’s<br />
edition includes a focus on Cypriot<br />
cinema, a celebration of Greek<br />
erotica and a series of filmmakerled<br />
workshops and discussions.<br />
Through Jan 28. Urban Spree.<br />
THU<br />
25<br />
Stories in Yurts — Books Take<br />
the kids to Potsdamer Platz<br />
for nearly 100 half-hour<br />
readings (including some in English)<br />
in cosy Mongolian-style tents. They’ll<br />
be taken down on <strong>January</strong> 28, so<br />
forget about camping out early for<br />
Berlinale tickets. Starts 9:00.<br />
Six-Day Race — Sports Professional<br />
and amateur cyclists from all over<br />
the world roll around (and around,<br />
and around, and around) the Velodrom<br />
in a series of competitions<br />
interspersed with DJ performances.<br />
Through Jan 30. Starts 18:00.<br />
FRI<br />
26<br />
CTM — Festival Voguing,<br />
metal, gabber... didn’t this<br />
festival used to be for<br />
electronic music nerds? It kicks<br />
off with an exhibition opening at<br />
Bethanien and a long night headed<br />
by Boys Noize at Berghain/<br />
Panorama, and won’t let up till<br />
Feb 4. Starts 19:00. (See page 26)<br />
Lubitsch Conference — Film Slavoj<br />
Žižek and Volker Schlöndorff are<br />
among the luminaries to discuss<br />
the subversive appeal of Ernst<br />
Lubitsch’s comedies during a<br />
three-day conference. Daughter<br />
and granddaughter of the Berlinborn<br />
legend join the celebration<br />
on Jan 29. Babylon Mitte.<br />
SAT<br />
27<br />
Japan Festival — Fair<br />
Calling all otaku (nerds)!<br />
Hipster Japanese markets<br />
may be hot right now, but this<br />
annual fest at Urania is still the<br />
only place you can see a Gothic<br />
Lolita fashion show or a concert<br />
by German J-pop singer Shiroku.<br />
Through Jan 28. Starts 10:00.<br />
SUN<br />
28<br />
Titanic 20th Anniversary<br />
Screening — Film<br />
Celebrate 20 years of<br />
James Cameron’s Oscar-sweeping<br />
box office juggernaut by<br />
watching it as it was meant to be<br />
seen, in 35mm on the big screen.<br />
Filmrauschpalast Moabit. Also<br />
Jan 14, 21. Starts 20:30.<br />
MON<br />
29<br />
EXBlicks: The Long<br />
Summer of Theory<br />
— Film Irene von<br />
Alberti introduces her playfully<br />
experimental study of contemporary<br />
feminism and gentrification<br />
in Berlin. Join us for a<br />
My Perfect Berlin Weekend<br />
UK-born, Berlin-based Lizz Lunney is <strong>Exberliner</strong>’s<br />
new resident cartoonist (see page 53),<br />
purveying philosophical humour for your heart<br />
and brain. Catch “Instabunnies” here every<br />
month and read more online at lizzlunney.com.<br />
FRIDAY<br />
12:00 A whistle-stop tour of<br />
my favourite comic shops,<br />
Grober Unfug (Torstr.<br />
75, Mitte) and Modern<br />
Graphics (Kastanienallee<br />
79, Prenzlauer Berg). 13:30<br />
Lunch at Gong Gan Cafe<br />
(Schwedter Str. 2). 15:00 Head<br />
on to Comicbibliothek Renate<br />
(Tucholskystr. 32, Mitte) and<br />
Neurotitan (Rosenthaler<br />
Str. 39); usually they have a<br />
cool exhibition on! 16:00 The<br />
Berlin Magic Museum (Große<br />
Hamburger Str. 17) for some<br />
casual fortune telling. 18:30<br />
Shiso Burger (Auguststr. 29C)<br />
to eat a salmon burger. 20:30<br />
Home for a wild night in<br />
with Michael Jackson: The<br />
Experience on Wii.<br />
SATURDAY<br />
11:00 Bibliothek am Luisenbad<br />
(Badstr. 39, Wedding) – I<br />
love this library. 13:00 Brunch<br />
and coffee at Miss Ploff Café<br />
(Eulerstr. 9A). 16:00 Draw flattering<br />
portraits of the woolly<br />
pigs at Pinke-Panke (Am<br />
Bürgerpark 15-18, Pankow).<br />
18:30 El Pepe (Prinzenallee<br />
screening and Q&A, all in English!<br />
Lichtblick Kino. Starts 20:30.<br />
TUE<br />
30<br />
25, Wedding) for tapas. 20:00<br />
Wilma Bar (Badstr. 38) then<br />
Kugelbahn (Grüntaler Str. 51)<br />
for drinks.<br />
SUNDAY<br />
Gianni Versace — Exhibition<br />
Opening Berlin marks 40<br />
years of the luxe fashion<br />
brand with a massive retrospective<br />
of the late designer’s works,<br />
including outfits worn by Prince<br />
and Madonna and an entire<br />
replica of his bedroom. Kronprinzenpalais.<br />
Through Apr 14.<br />
Opens 19:00.<br />
WED<br />
31<br />
Transmediale — Festival<br />
The 31st edition of the<br />
digital art and media fest<br />
opens with works about<br />
migration, the alt-right and AI,<br />
plus a series of 3D printed<br />
Chelsea Mannings. Through Feb<br />
4. (See page 26)<br />
11:00 Look for weird Disney<br />
figures, vintage clothes and<br />
old comics at Flohmarkt<br />
Arkonaplatz (Prenzlauer<br />
Berg). 15:00 Sketch and eat<br />
great biscuits at the Ramones<br />
Museum Café (Oberbaumstr. 5,<br />
Kreuzberg). 17:00 Swimming at<br />
Wellenbad am Spreewaldplatz<br />
(Wiener Str. 59H). 19:30 Baraka<br />
Restaurant (Lausitzer Pl. 6).<br />
21:00 Another crazy evening in<br />
my PJs doing a jigsaw puzzle.<br />
HAU programme in English / Jan <strong>2018</strong><br />
5.+6.1. / HAU2<br />
Showcase Beat Le Mot<br />
Nazisupermenschen sind euch allen überlegen<br />
The Horror of the Ordinary!<br />
6.+7.1. / HAU1<br />
Ariel Efraim Ashbel & friends<br />
feat. The Wedding Orchestra<br />
for Middle Eastern Music<br />
Diva: Celebrating Oum Kalthoum<br />
11.–13.1. / HAU1<br />
Jefta van Dinther /<br />
Cullbergbaletten<br />
Protagonist<br />
17.–25.1. / HAU1, HAU2, HAU3<br />
Focus: Spy on Me<br />
andcompany&Co.,doubleluckyproductions,Houseclub<br />
& Friends, Peng! Collective, Timo Daum / Felix<br />
Maschewski / Anna-Verena Nosthoff a.o.<br />
25.1. / HAU1<br />
Thomas Meinecke & Lydia Lunch<br />
Plattenspieler<br />
27.1.–4.2. / HAU1, HAU2<br />
CTM <strong>2018</strong> – Turmoil<br />
Festival for Adventurous Music and Art<br />
Medusa’s Bed – Lydia Lunch; Zahra Mani & Mia<br />
Zabelka; George E. Lewis & Roscoe Mitchell;<br />
Jace Clayton presents Julius Eastman Memorial<br />
Dinner; “Ernest Berk – The Complete Expressionist”<br />
by Company Christoph Winkler featuring<br />
group A, Rashad Becker & Pan Daijing; Rashaad<br />
New some “FIVE Berlin”; Nadah El Shazly; Zorka<br />
Wollny & Andrzej Wasilewski; MusicMakers<br />
Hacklab with Peter Kirn & Ioann Maria a.o.<br />
30.1.–2.2. / HAU3 / Premiere<br />
Angela Schubot & Jared Gradinger<br />
YEW<br />
11.–17.1. / Berlin<br />
British Shorts<br />
Film Festival<br />
11.1. / HAU2<br />
Festival Opening and<br />
Short Film Screenings<br />
Concert: White Wine<br />
DJ-Set: Betti Bo Bikepunk<br />
The entire festival programme feat. screen -<br />
ings, concerts, party, free film workshop, exhibition<br />
and talks at HAU Hebbel am Ufer,<br />
Sputnik Kino, Acud kino, City Kino Wedding<br />
and Kino Zu kunft on www.britishshorts.de<br />
www.hebbel-am-ufer.de<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong>
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GODSHOT — Prenzlauer Berg<br />
Godshot belongs to the top of the<br />
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CAFÉ IM LITERATURHAUS<br />
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one of Berlin’s finest cafés, known<br />
for its courteous staff and pleasant<br />
atmosphere in the elegant and<br />
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23, U-Bhf Uhlandstr., Tel 030<br />
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ATAYA CAFFE — Prenzlauer Berg<br />
With its comfortable sofas and colourful,<br />
gemütlich decor, this vegan/<br />
vegetarian Italian-African fusion cafe<br />
specialises in 100 percent homemade<br />
cuisine, ranging from fresh<br />
pastas to avocado salads and exotic<br />
paninis, rounded off with cakes,<br />
smoothies and bio fair-trade Italian<br />
coffee. Come for business lunch on<br />
weekdays, Saturday buffet breakfast<br />
or Afro-Italian vegan brunch every<br />
Sunday! Bring the kids and dogs.<br />
Zelterstr. 6, S-Bhf Prenzlauer Allee,<br />
Tel. 030 3302 1041, Tue-Fri 10-19,<br />
Sat-Sun 10-19, Mon closed, www.<br />
atayacaffe.de<br />
RESTAURANTS<br />
NO HABLO ESPAÑOL<br />
— Friedrichshain The best California-style<br />
Mexican street food joint in Friedrichshain.<br />
Delicious freshly made burritos<br />
and quesadillas served by a collection<br />
of fun-loving international people.<br />
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22, S+U-Bhf Warschauer Str., Mon-Sun<br />
from 12, www.nohabloespanol.de<br />
SCHWARZES CAFÉ<br />
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They’re open 24/7, have<br />
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meat. Kantstr. 148, S-Bhf Savignyplatz,<br />
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day, www.schwarzescafeberlin.de<br />
3 SCHWESTERN — Kreuzberg<br />
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serves fresh, seasonal German<br />
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and parties start after dessert.<br />
Mariannenplatz 2 (Bethanien),<br />
U-Bhf Kottbusser Tor, Tel 030 6003<br />
18600, Mon-Fri from 12, Sat-Sun<br />
from 11, www.3schwestern.com<br />
NAPOLJONSKA — Mitte<br />
Located just off Zionskirchplatz,<br />
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KREMANSKI — Kreuzberg<br />
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CAFÉ MORGENLAND — Kreuzberg<br />
On weekends and holidays you’ll<br />
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PUNE — Prenzlauer Berg The place<br />
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KARAOKE — Friedrichshain<br />
Monster Ronson’s is the world’s<br />
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BGKW LAWYERS — Mitte<br />
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DOLORES — Mitte & Schöneberg<br />
Founded 10 years ago as a street food pioneer in the German capital,<br />
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THE GERMAN SPY MUSEUM<br />
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Columbiadamm 111, U-Bhf Südstern,<br />
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The next wurst thing<br />
REGULARS<br />
Food<br />
By François Poilâne<br />
Vegan and vegetarian “butcher” shops are all the<br />
rage in Berlin, but whose fake meat reigns supreme?<br />
We put three to the test. By Jane Silver<br />
L’HERBIVORE<br />
Flavour HHH Meatiness HH<br />
Vegan/Organic? Yes<br />
Opened in Friedrichshain two years ago by<br />
locals Johnny Theuerl and Eric Koschitza, this<br />
was Berlin’s first shop to hit upon the idea of<br />
displaying plant-based meat behind a “butcher<br />
counter”, and the look is quite convincing. Only<br />
when you get close do you realise the sausages,<br />
burger patties and roasts on offer are vacuumsealed<br />
substitutes made from a wheat gluten/<br />
lupine mixture. Produced in-house, the vegan,<br />
organic goodies are available to take away or eat<br />
on the spot in burger or sandwich form (€4-6).<br />
You can also find them at bio markets if you<br />
don’t want to make the trek to Petersburger<br />
Straße. Despite the familiar shapes, Theuerl is<br />
adamant that “we’re not trying to be like meat”<br />
– thus inventive add-ins like pumpkin, dried<br />
fruit and kidney beans. Though the taste isn’t<br />
bad (the chilli-malt burger and smoky, boil-inthe-bag<br />
Frankfurter were our favourites), the<br />
rubbery texture of the seitan leaves something<br />
to be desired (amplified in the veggie-stuffed<br />
“Christmas roast”, €25). You’ll definitely want<br />
to crisp up the burger patties (€3-3.50/2) in<br />
some oil, and add sauces for lubrication.<br />
Petersburger Str. 38, Friedrichshain, Tue-Wed<br />
11:30-20, Thu-Sat 11:30-21<br />
L’Herbivore<br />
DIE VETZGEREI<br />
Flavour HHH Meatiness HH<br />
Vegan/Organic? Yes/Mostly<br />
Die Vetzgerei’s “sushi” sausage<br />
Der Vegetarische Metzger’s frozen fare<br />
After a successful crowdfunding campaign<br />
last summer, Sarah and Paul Pollinger<br />
reopened the former Prenzlauer<br />
Berg branch of English bookstore Shakespeare<br />
and Sons as a chic tiled showroom for their<br />
seitan-, tofu- and vegetable-based sausages,<br />
patties and spreads. The space, split between<br />
an eat-in area and a glass butcher counter,<br />
seems far too large for the limited selection of<br />
products on offer. But the vegan couple, whose<br />
last venture was a leather-free shoe company<br />
called Freivon, say they’re only just beginning.<br />
Here, they and chef Hendrik Madeja experiment<br />
with sausage flavours like the rather<br />
polarising “sushi” with curry, seaweed and<br />
wasabi (€1.90/100g) and picnic-ready dishes<br />
like a Hungarian-style Wurstsalat made with<br />
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additive-free Brotzeit alternative, you could<br />
do worse than the salami-like Aufschnitt with<br />
seitan, oat, smoked tofu and tomato paste. Try<br />
a selection in-store with bread for €4.50 before<br />
you commit. Raumerstr. 36, Prenzlauer Berg,<br />
Mon-Sat 10-18<br />
DER VEGETARISCHE METZGER<br />
Flavour HHHH Meatiness HHHHH<br />
Vegan/Organic? Mostly not<br />
It’s a little unfair to throw this one in the<br />
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whose products are developed in conjunction<br />
with scientists at Utrecht University and<br />
sold in 15 countries, from the UK to South<br />
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Berliner and, honestly, any vegetarian with<br />
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storefront at least once. Whether<br />
taken away in a freezer box or eaten right<br />
there, Vegetarische Metzger’s soy, wheat and<br />
lupine burger patties (€2.90/2), chicken nuggets<br />
(€3.90), schwarma (€3.90) and bratwurst<br />
(€3.20/2) are virtually indistinguishable from<br />
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both a compliment to Meyer and co. and a<br />
testament to the sad state of industrial meat;<br />
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steak anytime soon.) Vegans, tread carefully.<br />
The burgers, brats and quite a few other products<br />
owe their considerable meatiness to whey<br />
protein and “free-range” egg whites, whatever<br />
that means in Holland these days. But their<br />
flagship chicken, made with pressed soy protein,<br />
is completely animal-free and shockingly<br />
toothsome. Bergmannstr. 1, Kreuzberg, Mon-<br />
Sat 11-22, Sun 13-21 (new restaurant opening<br />
this month, Revaler Str. 8, Friedrichshain)<br />
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Review<br />
Italiansky in the West<br />
Francoise Poilane investigated Italian dining<br />
as conceived by Russians, and found sensational<br />
open wines and the best sourdough in town.<br />
The opening of Mine/Wine one year<br />
ago (Jan 10) was hailed in the German<br />
press as “Russia’s Jamie Oliver”<br />
coming to Berlin. They meant Aram<br />
Mnatsakanov, an Armenian wine enthusiast<br />
turned celebrity chef. After opening his first<br />
wine bar, Probka (“cork”), in St. Petersburg<br />
in 2001, he built up a full-fledged food and<br />
drink empire through clever self-branding.<br />
He’s now as famous for his love of luxury<br />
cars, his travel memoir and his appearance<br />
on Ukraine’s version of Hell’s Kitchen as he<br />
is for his six restaurants, all of which flaunt<br />
his signature “classic Italian” flair. Mine/<br />
Wine, the latest offspring of the Probka<br />
family, is his first restaurant in Germany.<br />
“Fine Italian dining from Russia” isn’t<br />
an easy sell in the German capital, where<br />
real-deal trattorias are now as common as<br />
currywurst. And predictably, Mnatsakanov’s<br />
classy yet cosy brasserie near KaDeWe is less<br />
popular with hipster foodies than it is with<br />
City West types: older ladies with expensive<br />
scarves and visiting girlfriends from Baden<br />
Baden in tow, businessmen staying in surrounding<br />
hotels and, of course, Russians, attracted<br />
by the owner’s domestic fame or just<br />
on a detour from their beloved Ku’Damm.<br />
Not exactly promising, but as it turned out,<br />
the quality of the food and wine and, above<br />
all, the unpretentious professionalism and<br />
cheerfulness of the staff won us over.<br />
It started with Natalya, discreetly sipping<br />
tea alone at the table next to ours. It<br />
was 8pm, a little late for an elegant lady to<br />
tea-party on her own, and it soon became<br />
apparent she was far from a normal customer.<br />
As we marvelled over the wondrous<br />
crusty slices brought to our our table, she<br />
took the chance to chime in. “The bread’s<br />
baked in-house. Did you know the sourdough<br />
starter originated in Georgia 70 years<br />
ago?” She also informed us that the creamy,<br />
perfectly salty butter was from a small farm<br />
near the Danish border, the fleur de sel was<br />
the finest natural sea salt from Maldon and<br />
the luscious olive oil came straight from<br />
Sicily. They’d all been sourced with the<br />
utmost care. And then Natalya introduced<br />
herself: Mnatsakanov’s wife, the stepmother<br />
of Mine/Wine chef and manager Mikhail and<br />
an associate in the business, here on a short<br />
stopover between Hamburg<br />
and St. Petersburg. When<br />
they’re not there or at their<br />
other two homes in Moscow<br />
and Cap d’Antibes, the jetsetting<br />
couple is scouting out<br />
vineyards in France and Italy,<br />
where Mnatsakanov knows<br />
every noteworthy producer<br />
on a first-name basis. This explains<br />
the lavish wine menu:<br />
150 bottles listed, mostly organic<br />
and many biodynamic.<br />
But where you could expect<br />
snobbery, you’ll be met with<br />
the kind of generosity collectors relish upon<br />
sharing their best finds. Spotting a great<br />
bottle on a Berlin wine list is no longer<br />
uncommon, but you’d be hard-pressed to<br />
find a better selection of wines by the glass<br />
than Mine/Wine’s. They deserve kudos for<br />
the house prosecco (€5.50/glass) as well as<br />
for the French whites – a modest but bright<br />
Chablis (€9.50), and an unusual Sauvignon<br />
with unexpected yellow notes and the flinty<br />
mineral flavour of the Loire Valley (€8). For<br />
the red, it’s in Italy Mnatsakanov has found<br />
his gems: a bright Nero d’Avola from Sicily<br />
(€8) and a beautiful Chianti classico from<br />
Tuscany that lets the Sangiovese grape shine<br />
through (€9). And if you love a good brandy<br />
or vintage grappa, be sure to take advantage<br />
of the extensive selection of spirits on offer.<br />
Young Mikhail Mnatsakanov, a congenial<br />
thirtysomething who trained as a chef in<br />
France, spearheaded the Berlin launch after<br />
electing Germany as the place to raise his<br />
children (the second of whom was born at<br />
time of print). His kitchen obviously knows<br />
how to make the best of its impeccable<br />
bounty. Each ingredient stands out, from the<br />
creamy Gorgonzola to the wild oregano to<br />
the Texan Angus beef and 14-hour housedried<br />
tomatoes, all dished out on custom<br />
clayware from a potter in Petersburg. On the<br />
evening we visited, it was truffle season, and<br />
their signature truffle ravioli (€18) were in<br />
high demand. You could tell why: the burrata-filled<br />
morsels were luscious and buttery,<br />
with the love-it-or-leave it flavour of black<br />
truffle flakes. Starters run the gamut from<br />
classic to modern favourites, with a twist:<br />
Michel Le Voguer<br />
the vitello tonnato has delicate slices of raw<br />
tuna in it, the red shrimp ceviche has been<br />
punched up with spicy marinated daikon radish<br />
and ginger ice cream; the house-smoked<br />
salmon is served with a mango granité. In<br />
proper Italian fashion, pasta is suggested as a<br />
second dish – here options include puttanesca<br />
with top-notch tuna (€22) and spaghetti con<br />
vongole with no less than 350g of actual clams<br />
(€26). You may want to end your meal there<br />
or move on to the impeccably pink and juicy<br />
New Zealand lamb chops (€29). Inexplicably,<br />
they paired the succulent meat with panfried<br />
sweet corn, the tart-sweetness of which<br />
threatened to make the whole dish taste<br />
like breakfast. We also enjoyed the octopus<br />
(€26), so tender it was slightly falling apart<br />
in places, possibly blanched for just a little<br />
too long. Desserts, meanwhile, were mostly<br />
notable for the experience, like the spectacular<br />
eggshell-like meringue dome that reveals<br />
an ice cream filling once broken.<br />
All in all, Mine/Wine shines for the genuine<br />
care it puts into its food and service alike. After<br />
a serious meal and a superior boozing, Mnatsakanov<br />
junior will personally help you put on<br />
your coat, and you might even end up departing<br />
with a convivial hug from the man you’ve<br />
by now come to know as “Mischa”. We’ll be<br />
back for the outstanding bread, the wonderful<br />
wines, and the warm, congenial team. n<br />
Mine/Wine Food HHH (Wine/bread<br />
HHHHH) Vibe HHHH Meinekestr., 10,<br />
Charlottenburg, daily 17:30-24<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong> 51
REGULARS<br />
Save Berlin<br />
By Dan Borden<br />
Polar express<br />
At Hauptbahnhof, train travellers get a chilly reception<br />
– and it’s about to get colder. Dan Borden explains.<br />
Forget Potsdamer Platz or the Reichstag<br />
dome – Berlin’s most ambitious<br />
piece of post-Wall architecture is<br />
its main train station, aka Hauptbahnhof.<br />
German rail company Deutsche Bahn took<br />
a billion-euro gamble when they proposed<br />
the city’s first central station, binding<br />
together tracks from east, west, north and<br />
south. The station opened in May 2006<br />
but it’s far from complete: Deutsche Bahn<br />
is still digging away, expanding its network<br />
of tunnels. The 300,000 passengers who<br />
flow through Hauptbahnhof every day<br />
confirm Berliners’ commitment to lowcarbon<br />
transport and the station as the<br />
city’s beating transit heart.<br />
In 1993, Hamburg-based architects Gerkan,<br />
Marg & Partners won the design competition<br />
for the station, Europe’s largest.<br />
Their scheme was inspired by the Eurostar<br />
terminal at London’s Waterloo station<br />
with its sleek, snake-like glass barrel vault.<br />
Budget cuts famously chopped the east end<br />
off Hauptbahnhof’s curving glass canopy.<br />
Trapped beneath its black office towers, our<br />
shortened station is less an elegant snake<br />
and more a handcuffed caterpillar.<br />
Still, Hauptbahnhof is an efficient<br />
machine channelling passengers between<br />
Deutsche Bahn trains and local transit with<br />
a little shopping along the way. Just don’t<br />
walk out of the building. The area surrounding<br />
Berlin’s main train station is a bleak<br />
wasteland – and it’s about to get worse.<br />
Around the globe, travellers stepping out of<br />
central stations are greeted by grand squares<br />
offering hotels and cafes with clearly marked<br />
taxi and bus stands. Hauptbahnhof’s north<br />
portal dumps new arrivals onto a cramped,<br />
chaotic limbo – grandly titled Europaplatz<br />
– where they drag their luggage uphill while<br />
dodging taxis in the shadow of a giant, robotic<br />
rocking horse. It’s as if the designers never<br />
meant for their building to touch the ground.<br />
Right across Invalidenstraße from the<br />
station is a vast stretch of abandoned railyards<br />
that’s slowly being transformed into<br />
Europacity, 40 hectares of new offices and<br />
flats. It’s a blank slate, a place where planners<br />
could have acknowledged the station’s<br />
importance by creating the grand central<br />
square that Berlin deserves. Instead, plans<br />
call for a half-hearted extension of Europaplatz<br />
on a triangular patch of leftover space,<br />
bordered by a tunnel entrance on one side<br />
and office buildings on the other. No welcoming<br />
piazza. No sidewalk cafés.<br />
The design bears the stamp of Regula<br />
Lüscher, Berlin’s Senate Building Director.<br />
She describes herself as Europacity’s “design<br />
curator”, and the buildings she’s handselected,<br />
like the planned 84m-high tower<br />
on Europaplatz by architect Allmann Sattler<br />
Wappner, have gridded stone facades reflecting<br />
her penchant for corporate minimalism.<br />
Instead of the lively, decadent Berlin of lore,<br />
Hauptbahnhof arrivals will step out into this<br />
new district defined by Swiss-born Lüscher’s<br />
good taste: uniform, rigid and coldly sterile.<br />
Hauptbahnhof does in fact have a large public<br />
square, though you probably haven’t seen it<br />
unless you arrived by boat. Dubbed Washingtonplatz,<br />
it’s a windswept terrace stretching<br />
from the south entrance to the Spree River.<br />
Half the plaza is currently walled off as<br />
construction workers prepare for the arrival<br />
of Cube Berlin, a building by Copenhagenbased<br />
designers 3XN (photo). If the idea of<br />
this 72m-tall block of ice landing in the heart<br />
of the city provokes dread, you might be<br />
3XN<br />
Hauptbahnhof’s north<br />
portal dumps new<br />
arrivals onto a chaotic<br />
limbo – grandly titled<br />
Europaplatz – where they<br />
drag their luggage uphill<br />
while dodging taxis.<br />
a Star Trek fan: the evil Borg species travels<br />
in cube-shaped starships. The facade’s<br />
fractured-glass motif is equally troubling,<br />
referencing either the shattered windows of<br />
perception or a dropped smartphone screen.<br />
But even more disturbing is what’s inside<br />
this Cube: office space geared toward the<br />
city’s growing army of high-tech drones.<br />
There was a time when Berlin seduced<br />
the world’s youth to come and squander<br />
their best years in a smokey, drunken haze.<br />
Now Europe’s young arrive at Berlin’s<br />
Hauptbahnhof eager to spend long days<br />
at computers in climate-controlled boxes,<br />
devoting their best years to speeding the<br />
wheels of mass consumption. Is it too late<br />
to save Berlin’s cold, cold heart? n<br />
52<br />
EXBERLINER <strong>167</strong>
COLUMN— The Gay Berliner<br />
Meet me in<br />
the bathroom<br />
A new exhibition makes Walter Crasshole<br />
wonder: whatever happened to gay sex<br />
in public toilets?<br />
My most recent toilet hookup was a failure. Sort of. It was<br />
Schwuz’s final London Calling party and the last thing I was<br />
looking for was anonymous sex. The club’s bright, unisex<br />
(and hygienic) toilets aren’t really conducive to doing much more than<br />
drugs. But that night, as I saddled up to the urinal to relieve myself, a<br />
cute, young Mediterranean-looking guy saddled right up next to me and<br />
pulled out a member that was ready for far more than just a leak. So I<br />
dragged him into a cubicle and got ready for a little fun. This was how<br />
they did it in the olden days, right? But that’s when the failure set in. My<br />
young companion wasn’t as ready in his head as he was below the belt.<br />
After 30 seconds of fumbling around with each other, he left in flushed<br />
panic. But no matter. I was continuing a gay legacy.<br />
Yes, before the days of darkrooms and Grindr, Berlin gays got their<br />
anonymous jollies in public johns. It’s currently the topic of a brilliant<br />
exhibition at the Schwules Museum called Fenster zum Klo (a nod to Frank<br />
Ripploh’s West Berlin gay film Taxi zum Klo). In a mix of photos and artefacts,<br />
French photographer Marc Martin describes the history of public toilets as<br />
cruising hotspots, as well as their significance. “Within these atypical places<br />
of transience and sociability, social differences were blurred and otherwise<br />
separated cultures briefly mixed,” he writes in his introduction.<br />
But this is not only a sociological study. There are plenty of facts to<br />
take home, the kind you won’t be sharing with Oma. For example, here<br />
in Berlin, public toilets used to be nicknamed “Café Achteck” for their<br />
original octagonal shape. And even I was surprised by some of the<br />
things my gay forefathers got up to in there (I’ll leave what the French<br />
“Soupeurs” did with baguettes to your imagination).<br />
But now that public sex has made it to museums, does that mean<br />
it’s over? The answer is a resounding jein. There’s certainly less toilet<br />
sex out there. Berlin’s historic pissoirs have mostly been demolished<br />
or turned into burger joints, and those robotic self-cleaning 50-cent<br />
City Toilettes just don’t have the same appeal as ye olde Café Achteck.<br />
The johns in Tiergarten’s Victory Column used to be the hotspot<br />
for punters in Berlin, but the only excitement I ever witnessed there<br />
was three junkies crowded into a tiny stall, moaning from something<br />
other than sexual gratification.<br />
Of course, that doesn’t mean we gays are having less anonymous sex.<br />
Berlin’s darkrooms and sex clubs offer plenty of that, for a price. The<br />
atmosphere of cruising still exists in every exchanged glance between<br />
men in Ficken3000 or Connection Club in Schöneberg – and yes, sometimes<br />
the smell of piss comes with it. And of course, there’s Grindr.<br />
Anonymous sex delivery. The frisson of public encounters may have<br />
been replaced by the convenience of clicking, but it’s still a subversive<br />
way to get your rocks off while “blurring social differences”.<br />
I may never have the kind of anonymous public toilet sex that my gay<br />
granddaddies did in the 20th century, but I can still continue the tradition<br />
by slutting it up against the grain. And thanks to the exhibition at<br />
the Schwules Museum, I will think of them every time I take a piss. I’ll<br />
also stop eating baguettes for a while. ■<br />
Fenster zum Klo runs at the Schwules Museum through Feb 5.<br />
JANUARY <strong>2018</strong>