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IAn BAILEY<br />
PHOTOGRAPHY IAN AND FRIENDS<br />
THE GRAND FINALE<br />
Taking a holiday from being a mountain bike guide, Ian Bailey goes<br />
mountain biking in Italy and lets another guide take the strain. He<br />
also lets his sense of self-preservation have some time off too.<br />
Right this second I’m sitting in the pristine kitchen of a brand new, stunningly situated apartment,<br />
directly overlooking the church spires and jagged roofs of Finalborgo, old town Finale Ligure. The heavily<br />
vegetated hillsides of the surrounding valleys masking a plethora of some of the finest mountain biking<br />
in the world. My beloved Stanton Sherpa is lying on the lawn adjacent to the swimming pool where I<br />
dropped it an hour ago. I won’t be needing it again this week.<br />
The upper-left side of my body has been rendered<br />
almost totally inoperable. I’m unable to lift, or<br />
even hold the weight of my arm. A searing pain is<br />
emanating from a deep gouge in my elbow that I<br />
fear to view, but know I’ll soon need to address.<br />
Somewhere out there my friends are still tearing up<br />
the trails – a touch slower and more reserved than<br />
this morning, wisdom generated at my expense. I’m<br />
the fall guy and through pain and self-pity I want to<br />
curl up and cry, but instead I write, to encapsulate<br />
my feelings as adrenaline and painkillers subside, to<br />
maybe help others avoid my idiotic mishap. This is<br />
a tale of simple statistics and I’m one of the victims.<br />
Take these words at face value because they’re as raw<br />
as the pain I’m experiencing right now as I angrily<br />
one-finger type, the implications of my stupidity<br />
becoming ever more apparent.<br />
I’d planned on writing an article anyway, a<br />
glowing account of the obvious joys of holidays<br />
with friends, incredible biking, Italian cuisine and<br />
hospitality, and that wonderful combination of<br />
circumstances that make riding trips so memorable.<br />
I even sat down this morning and began to write as<br />
the excitement mounted at the prospect of an upliftassisted<br />
guided tour of the best trails in one of the<br />
greatest riding areas in the world. The article will<br />
still come, but the ending is seriously abrupt.<br />
By 11am Saturday morning we’d landed –<br />
sunshine dominating the Nice skyline, strong<br />
coffee and baguettes already consumed. Our driver<br />
Giovanni combined a total disregard for road safety<br />
with possible chronic lack of vision and the first<br />
crash of the holiday seemed inevitable on four<br />
wheels. However, destination reached intact, the<br />
holiday proper was ready to commence.<br />
Change of inclination.<br />
By day three there was a change of tack from the<br />
big ups and big downs of the previous days. I pride<br />
myself on freakish fitness and have been quoted as<br />
claiming ‘I am the uplift’, but it’s good to let the<br />
over-revved and clutch-weary minivans take the<br />
strain once in a while. Today was going to be an<br />
all-day gravity fest. Hours of smashing dusty berms,<br />
chasing tails and firming up pecking orders.<br />
As with all big smashes, everything happened in<br />
an instant. Vague awareness of bars snapped to 90°<br />
and my shoulder and chest slamming hard into solid<br />
ground. Pain and shock are instantaneous as I skid<br />
to a halt and rapidly take stock, immediately aware<br />
that this is a bad one, knowing that you don’t just<br />
walk away from crashing at that speed. Instinctively<br />
I shout, ‘rider down’ to alert Brian as he bursts out<br />
of the corner, just having time to brake hard before<br />
hitting my bike as it bridges the full width of the<br />
trail. I crawl to the trailside and lie on the sun-dried<br />
leaves, spitting gritty dirt from between crunchy<br />
teeth.<br />
Some pains subside while others sharpen and<br />
the familiar nausea of significant injury threatens to<br />
eject my morning cereal. Deep breaths and nodded<br />
answers to concerned questions; we’ve all seen this<br />
before and everyone knows I need time to formulate<br />
correct answers, adrenaline masking the inevitable<br />
burning. Eventually I rise and send the others on<br />
before tentatively remounting and riding the last<br />
steep drops to a more suitable stopping point.<br />
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