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AUTUMN <strong>2017</strong><br />

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welcome<br />

Applause for <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> and our Vibrant <strong>Parish</strong>!<br />

HOW DELIGHTED we have all been by the<br />

numerous congratulatory comments we<br />

have received on the first issue of <strong>Parish</strong><br />

<strong>Cake</strong>. Readers have liked the size, the layout,<br />

presentation and content. The idea to send<br />

it to every household in Cranbrook and<br />

Sissinghurst has also been warmly<br />

welcomed.<br />

I hope the magazine will make<br />

the community more aware<br />

of the wide range of activities<br />

in which the parish council<br />

is involved and the variety of<br />

interests and happenings in the<br />

wider communities.<br />

Examples include the council’s<br />

Neighbourhood Development Plan working<br />

groups in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst, which<br />

are both doing excellent work, and traffic<br />

observations in the parish. During the summer,<br />

Cranbrook in Bloom (CiB) made our town<br />

beautiful with experts from the South and<br />

South East in Bloom competition judging<br />

contents<br />

REGULARS<br />

4 Through the Lens<br />

5 Directory & What’s On<br />

7 Chairman’s View<br />

8 Letters<br />

10 <strong>Parish</strong> News<br />

12 Club News<br />

16 Events<br />

40 <strong>Parish</strong> Council Round-Up<br />

FEATURES<br />

21 Tarot Rats – a Cranbrook<br />

band doing great things<br />

23 Windmill and Museum –<br />

the sweeps are back, and<br />

can you name these folk?<br />

helpers’ efforts in July.<br />

We were going for gold! Many of you will have<br />

also enjoyed the private gardens lovingly<br />

tended by their owners for the CiB Garden<br />

Safari. We will have more on CiB in the next<br />

issue!<br />

Nuts in May, a Chelsea Fringe spinoff,<br />

was an enormous success and<br />

encouraged many people to visit<br />

Cranbrook and view the town from<br />

the top of St. Dunstan’s Church.<br />

Other popular events include the<br />

annual Sissinghurst fête, Cranbrook<br />

Art Show, the Apple Fair and the<br />

Cranbrook Literature Festival. One<br />

must not forget the shows by the Cranbrook<br />

Operatic and Dramatic Society (CODS), which<br />

are staged in the Queen’s Hall.<br />

We are a very lucky to have such a vibrant<br />

parish.<br />

Cllr. Bridget Veitch<br />

Chairman, Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />

ISSUE 2 AUTUMN <strong>2017</strong><br />

24 The Mini Racers –<br />

husband and wife hot-rod<br />

racers<br />

27 Academy New Build –<br />

the High Weald Academy<br />

building plans<br />

29 Defib Saves a Life – how<br />

a Sissinghurst resident<br />

was saved<br />

31 A229 Speeding – Trisha<br />

Fermor comments on the<br />

problem<br />

33 Kitchen & Garden –<br />

‘tuplipmania’ and spiced<br />

apples<br />

35 Stone Street Traffic –<br />

let’s be more considerate<br />

says Phil Mummery<br />

37 A Word From our<br />

Sponsor – meet the<br />

team at Buss Murton Law,<br />

Cranbrook<br />

39 Business – Emma Wood<br />

on harnessing the World<br />

Wide Web<br />

42 Local Legend – an<br />

interview with Linda Page<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 3


through<br />

the lens<br />

❶<br />

Can you spot where in the parish these<br />

were taken? Answers below.<br />

❷<br />

❸<br />

THANKS TO JEREMY BOXALL, BRIAN CLIFFORD AND TRISHA FERMOR FOR THE PHOTOS<br />

❹<br />

❺<br />

ANSWERS: 1. Golford Chapel, Cranbrook Cemetery (the Four Seasons Windows were designed by the late Cranbrook artist Michael Woodford); 2. Cranbrook War Memorial (this<br />

Ransomes plough was used in the local hop gardens during the First World War); 3. Sissinghurst Castle Garden, south side of the lower lake (graves for Vita Sackville-West’s dogs);<br />

4. This Old Wesleyan Chapel is now a private house in The Street, Sissinghurst; 5. The Union Mill, Cranbrook<br />

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what’son<br />

The<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> guide to events<br />

in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />

• The Cranbrook Union<br />

Windmill is open every<br />

Saturday and Sunday<br />

throughout September from<br />

2.30-5.00pm<br />

• The mobile library is at the<br />

Milkhouse, Sissinghurst, every<br />

Friday from 11.40am-12.05pm<br />

• The Children’s Centre,<br />

Cranbrook, offers free sessions<br />

for parents and children<br />

throughout the week. Call<br />

03000 41 10 35 for a timetable<br />

• Cranbrook Museum is open<br />

Tuesday to Saturday 2.00-<br />

4.00pm until mid-October<br />

• St. Dunstan’s Church Tower<br />

is open on Saturdays from<br />

11.00am-1.00pm until<br />

mid-October, £3 donation<br />

SEPTEMBER<br />

MONDAY 11<br />

Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />

Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />

FRIDAY 15<br />

Cranbrook U3A, Vestry Hall, 2.30pm<br />

SATURDAY 16<br />

Sissinghurst Flower Show Society <strong>Autumn</strong><br />

Show, Sissinghurst CE Primary School,<br />

2.30pm<br />

SATURDAY 23<br />

Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />

1.00pm<br />

WEDNESDAY 27<br />

Q&A with author Alison Weir, Vestry Hall,<br />

7.30-9.30pm (tickets from<br />

www.cranbrookliteraturefestival.com)<br />

FRIDAY 29<br />

Cranbrook In Bloom presentation, Vestry<br />

Hall, 6.00pm<br />

SATURDAY 30<br />

Weald Beekeepers Show, Vestry Hall,<br />

10.00am-3.30pm, free admission<br />

OCTOBER<br />

SATURDAY 7<br />

Cranbrook Apple Fair, High Street,<br />

10.00am-4.00pm<br />

MONDAY 9<br />

Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />

Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />

SATURDAY 14<br />

Kitsch & Stitch Vintage & Makers Fair,<br />

Vestry Hall, 10.00am-3.00pm<br />

FRIDAY 20<br />

Cranbrook U3A with speaker Prof. John<br />

Done on Understanding Carbon Materials<br />

for the layman, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />

SATURDAY 28<br />

Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall,<br />

9.30am-1.00pm<br />

NOVEMBER<br />

MONDAY 13<br />

Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />

Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />

FRIDAY 17<br />

Cranbrook U3A with speaker Dr Mike<br />

Heeley on Lord Lister, father of surgery<br />

and Kentish links, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />

SATURDAY 25<br />

Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />

1.00pm<br />

DECEMBER<br />

MONDAY 11<br />

Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />

Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />

FRIDAY 15<br />

Cranbrook U3A, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />

SATURDAY 23<br />

Farmers’ Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />

1.00pm<br />

While every effort is made to ensure<br />

accuracy, dates and times may change. If<br />

you are organising an event in the parish<br />

why not drop us a line and we might be able<br />

to include you in the listings too – editorial@<br />

parishcake.co.uk<br />

directory<br />

Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />

The Old Fire Station<br />

Stone Street, Cranbrook<br />

KENT TN17 3HF<br />

Clerk – Mrs. L. Ham<br />

Deputy Clerk – Mrs. L. Larkin<br />

01580 713112 / clerk@<br />

cranbrookandsissinghurstpc.co.uk<br />

BOROUGH & COUNTY<br />

COUNCILS<br />

Tunbridge Wells Borough Council<br />

01892 526121<br />

www.tunbridgewells.gov.uk<br />

Kent County Council<br />

03000 41 41 41<br />

www.kent.gov.uk<br />

USEFUL NUMBERS<br />

UTILITIES<br />

Electricity: 0800 727282 (24 hrs)<br />

Gas: 0800 111 999<br />

Water: South East Water (drinking<br />

water) 0800 0283399, Southern<br />

Water (waste water) 0800 820999 (24<br />

hrs), Emergency leak 0800 0283399,<br />

Floodline 0845 9881188 (24 hrs)<br />

CRIME<br />

Non-Emergency Police: 101<br />

Crime Stoppers: 0800 555111<br />

KCC Community Warden: Adam<br />

Osbourn 07813 695741<br />

PCSO: Lee Jules 07772 226045<br />

Neighbourhood Watch Area<br />

Co-ordinator: 01622 604395<br />

ROOMS & HALLS TO HIRE<br />

St George’s Institute, Sissinghurst:<br />

Ursula O’Connor 01580 713938<br />

The <strong>Parish</strong> Room, Sissinghurst: Sue<br />

Crowe 01580 712901<br />

ts.crowe@sky.com<br />

The Vestry Hall, Council Chamber and<br />

Addison VC Room, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 713112 (10am-12pm<br />

weekdays).<br />

USEFUL CONTACTS<br />

CHURCHES<br />

Congregational Church,<br />

Cranbrook: 01580 388070<br />

St. Dunstan’s, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 715861<br />

St. Theodore’s RC, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 713364<br />

Strict Baptist Church, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 713212<br />

Trinity Church, Sissinghurst:<br />

01580 852275<br />

Vine Church, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 712505<br />

SCHOOLS AND PRE SCHOOLS<br />

Colliers Green CE Primary:<br />

01580 211335<br />

Cranbrook CE Primary:<br />

01580 713249<br />

Cranbrook Children’s Centre:<br />

03000 41 10 35<br />

Cranbrook School: 01580 711800<br />

Dulwich Preparatory School:<br />

01580 712179<br />

High Weald Academy:<br />

01580 712754<br />

Rainbow Pre School, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 715570<br />

Sissinghurst CE Primary:<br />

01580 713895<br />

Woodpeckers Pre School, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 720195<br />

DOCTORS<br />

Jockey Lane Surgery, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 713032<br />

Old School Surgery, Cranbrook: 01580<br />

712476<br />

Orchard End Surgery, Cranbrook:<br />

01580 713622<br />

DEFIBRILLATORS<br />

Cranbrook Medical Centre, Cranbrook<br />

Cricket Club, Sissinghurst<br />

Sissinghurst Castle Garden,<br />

Sissinghurst<br />

St. George’s Institute, Sissinghurst<br />

Tennis Club, Sissinghurst<br />

The George Hotel, Cranbrook<br />

The Milkhouse, Sissinghurst<br />

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See potential.<br />

Realise the vision.<br />

Open Morning<br />

Come and see the difference<br />

Thursday 5th October<br />

9.00 am –12 noon<br />

Contact our Registrar for details:<br />

registrar@dulwichprepcranbrook.org<br />

dulwichprepcranbrook.org<br />

“Teaching in the early years continues to be<br />

outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />

excellent opportunities for children to explore, be<br />

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creative “Teaching and in delight the early in years their learning.” continues to be<br />

(Ofsted, “Teaching <strong>2017</strong>) in the early years continues to be<br />

outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />

outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />

excellent opportunities for children to explore, be<br />

Cranbrook excellent opportunities Primary for children to School<br />

explore, be<br />

creative and delight in their learning.”<br />

creative and delight in their learning.”<br />

(Ofsted, <strong>2017</strong>)<br />

(Ofsted, <strong>2017</strong>)<br />

Cranbrook Primary School<br />

Prospective Parents<br />

OPEN Prospective Parents<br />

DAY<br />

OPEN DAY<br />

Wednesday 8 th November <strong>2017</strong><br />

Wednesday 8 th November <strong>2017</strong><br />

Come and see our outdoor area and enhanced classroom<br />

provision, as well as meeting the teachers. Find out about<br />

the changes we have made and our vision for the future<br />

of Cranbrook Primary School.<br />

Come and see our outdoor area and enhanced classroom<br />

provision, as well as meeting the teachers. Find out about<br />

the changes we have made and our vision for the future<br />

of Cranbrook Primary School.<br />

Tours at 10am, 1.30pm and 5pm<br />

For more information, or to book onto a<br />

tour, call Cranbrook Primary School on:<br />

01580 713249<br />

Tours at 10am, 1.30pm and 5pm<br />

For more information, or to book onto a<br />

tour, call Cranbrook Primary School on:<br />

01580 713249<br />

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Is it Goodbye to<br />

our Public Loos?<br />

FOR MANY months<br />

Cranbrook has been<br />

without its public<br />

lavatories, thanks to the<br />

efforts of a handful of<br />

vandals who have forced<br />

the closure of a vital<br />

amenity.<br />

The ladies and gents,<br />

tucked along Crane<br />

Lane off the High<br />

Street, were a constant<br />

target resulting in the<br />

owners, Tunbridge Wells<br />

Borough Council, closing<br />

them.<br />

Despite appeals<br />

from townspeople<br />

and Cranbrook and<br />

Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong><br />

Council, instead of<br />

repairs being made the<br />

building was boarded<br />

up, the borough saying<br />

repairs would cost up to<br />

£7,000.<br />

I now know that people<br />

in Cranbrook feel<br />

strongly about the<br />

conveniences. Vandalism<br />

is such a waste of effort<br />

and money. We must find<br />

other activities for the<br />

youth of this parish.<br />

As well as the lavatories,<br />

the once-beautiful<br />

mosaic seat covered in<br />

scenes of Cranbrook,<br />

just feet from the loos,<br />

has also been attacked.<br />

Large chunks have been<br />

prised out, leaving it<br />

a shadow of its former<br />

self. It was designed<br />

by renowned mosaicist<br />

Nigel Budd and made<br />

with the help of students<br />

from the former Angley<br />

School, now High Weald<br />

Academy.<br />

Speaking at July’s<br />

parish council meeting,<br />

borough councillor<br />

Tom Dawlings said:<br />

“The money previously<br />

spent on the loos in<br />

Cranbrook last year was<br />

more than that spent on<br />

all the other toilets put<br />

together.”<br />

He said there were<br />

suggestions that<br />

responsibility for public<br />

lavatories in the borough<br />

should be handed over<br />

to parish councils, which<br />

has already happened in<br />

Benenden.<br />

Cllr. Dawlings suggested<br />

that councillors visit the<br />

ABOVE: Cranbrook<br />

public toilets<br />

what do you<br />

think?<br />

conveniences in Paddock<br />

Wood which were part<br />

steel to deter vandalism.<br />

If the Cranbrook<br />

lavatories are not reopened<br />

it is hoped that<br />

commercial outlets in<br />

the town, such as cafes,<br />

might offer to allow<br />

the public to use their<br />

facilities. They would<br />

receive payment from<br />

out chairman’s & about<br />

view<br />

the borough council to<br />

cover costs.<br />

I am exploring<br />

suggestions for<br />

other sites for new<br />

conveniences, perhaps<br />

closer to the coach park<br />

in the Regal Car Park.<br />

Cllr. Bridget Veitch<br />

Chairman, Cranbrook<br />

and Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong><br />

Council<br />

Should Cranbrook have public conveniences or should<br />

retail outlets provide the service? Let us have your views<br />

by emailing clerk@cranbrookandsissinghurstpc.co.uk<br />

or writing to CSPC, The Old Fire Station, Stone Street,<br />

Cranbrook, Kent, TN17 3HF<br />

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Letters<br />

www.bussmurton.co.uk | T: 01580 712 215<br />

Star Letter<br />

Putting the ‘Cran’ back<br />

in Cranbrook<br />

I was taken with the article<br />

by Trisha Fermor in your<br />

Summer <strong>2017</strong> issue on the<br />

avian etymology of Cranbrook.<br />

I am a resident of the town and<br />

an academic specialising in<br />

ornithology of the Middle Ages,<br />

so I thought I might offer a<br />

further thought on the matter.<br />

Mr Massini is by no means<br />

incorrect when he remarks that<br />

Cranbrook may not be named<br />

after the bird we refer to today<br />

as the Cran. The Anglo-Saxons<br />

certainly knew what cranes<br />

were because these large, noisy<br />

birds were widespread across<br />

the country.<br />

It is possible that Old English<br />

cran was used to describe all<br />

heron-looking birds, but it may<br />

well be that this generalisation<br />

only occurred once cranes had<br />

become extinct in the 17th<br />

century. The Anglo-Saxons<br />

were excellent observers of<br />

birds. Tellingly they had a<br />

separate name for the heron<br />

(hragra), and<br />

there are English<br />

places specifically<br />

named after the<br />

heron (Rawreth in Essex<br />

for instance, meaning Heron<br />

Stream), which implies an<br />

intentional distinction. Even in<br />

the Tudor period, the species<br />

were told apart: the household<br />

accounts for one noble banquet<br />

note that ‘A young Heron is<br />

lighter of digestion than a<br />

Crane’. So Nancy Warne should<br />

not lose heart - it is a credible<br />

possibility that our town was<br />

indeed named after the elegant<br />

crane.<br />

Michael Warren, Cranbrook<br />

Who are these Hooligans?<br />

I was delighted to read in <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> (Summer edition, page 11) that<br />

thanks to a residents’ campaign new play equipment has been installed<br />

on the Jubilee Field in Sissinghurst. Well, already panels have been<br />

kicked out of the construction making it unsafe for children to play.<br />

Who are these hooligans who must have got some pleasure causing<br />

damage that will have to be paid for to repair?<br />

sent by e-mail<br />

Star Letter<br />

The author will receive<br />

a voucher for a hot drink<br />

and slice of cake from<br />

Cranbrook café Cocolicious!<br />

www.cocolicious.co.uk<br />

Can we Have a Crier?<br />

Can <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> campaign to<br />

have the Town Crier returned to<br />

Cranbrook, which is supposed to<br />

be a historic market town?<br />

Historic market towns always<br />

had a Town Crier. Why can’t<br />

Cranbrook? It was only a few<br />

years ago that we had one in<br />

Cranbrook; where’s he gone?<br />

Andy Slay, Cranbrook<br />

Solving the Crane Problem<br />

I read with interest Trisha’s interview with<br />

Nancy on the name of Cranbrook. Well I think<br />

I can solve the problem of bringing Cranes<br />

back to Cranebrook!<br />

Firstly flood the Crane Valley, plant huge<br />

trees in the front gardens of the bordering<br />

houses to deaden the sound from occupants.<br />

Only allow electric cars in the Co-op and<br />

Tanyard carparks, no street lights in four<br />

hundred yards of the valley and lastly only<br />

allow deliveries to the Co-oP between 3-4pm<br />

on Fridays. Also, all plastic shopping trolleys.<br />

Hey presto the Cranes will be back.<br />

The Village Eccentric (address supplied)<br />

NICK UPTON (RSPB-IMAGES.COM)<br />

8 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


We have been providing expert and<br />

trusted legal advice to individuals and<br />

businesses for generations.<br />

out & about<br />

How to use an Apostrophe<br />

I noticed a mistake in the use of an<br />

apostrophe on the parish council’s poster<br />

regarding the defibrillation session at<br />

Sissinghurst Primary school, which was<br />

on the wall at the Co-oP store. The plural<br />

defibrillators included an apostrophe.<br />

Because there is often confusion on this<br />

point, I am taking the liberty of pointing<br />

out the error in case you wish to correct it<br />

in the future, and summarising the rules of<br />

apostrophe use.<br />

An apostrophe is needed only to indicate<br />

possession or missing letters, as in the<br />

following examples: I can’t instead of I<br />

cannot, and It’s instead of it is or it has (it’s<br />

can never be used as a possessive).<br />

The singular possessive is indicated by ‘s<br />

and the plural by s’. For example:<br />

• The dog’s bone (a bone belonging to one<br />

dog<br />

• The dogs’ bone (a bone belonging to<br />

several dogs)<br />

• Mr. Jones’s shop (a shop belonging to Mr.<br />

Jones)<br />

• The Joneses’ shop (a shop belonging to<br />

several people called Jones)<br />

• The company’s logo (the logo identifying<br />

one company)<br />

• The companies’ logo (the logo<br />

identifying several companies).<br />

If the word is already plural as in<br />

“children”, “people” or “men” the<br />

possessive is indicated by ‘s, as in: We sell<br />

children’s clothes and men’s shoes”.<br />

Apostrophes are never used in plurals.<br />

Bananas instead of Banana’s or “100s of<br />

books” instead of “100’s of books” or “Mind<br />

your ps and qs” instead of “Mind your p’s<br />

and q’s”.<br />

I hope this has been helpful and would<br />

thank you for your courtesy in reading this<br />

far. You might like to see some examples<br />

on our web page www.apostrophe.org.uk<br />

Carolyn Rolfe, Sissinghurst<br />

ABOVE:<br />

Cranbrook Town<br />

Band<br />

A Call for Members<br />

I would like to draw readers’<br />

attention to the Cranbrook<br />

Town Band, a group that can<br />

trace its roots in the local<br />

community back to 1924.<br />

Over the years the band has<br />

contributed greatly to the local<br />

area by providing free tuition<br />

to young and old alike with<br />

its learner band. We have a<br />

thriving youth section and, as<br />

a result of this approach, local<br />

parents have benefited to the<br />

tune of over £30,000 through<br />

not having to pay for tuition<br />

Please send your<br />

letters to editorial@parishcake.<br />

co.uk or by post to <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong>,<br />

Cranbrook and Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council,<br />

The Old Fire Station, Stone Street,<br />

Cranbrook, TN17 3HF. Please note, letters<br />

may be published in a shortened form at<br />

the discretion of the editor.<br />

costs, instrument and music<br />

hire.<br />

The band also supports<br />

charities both locally and<br />

nationally having raised<br />

£10,996 for Children in Need<br />

between 2003 and 2013 and<br />

since 2014, £4,350 for the local<br />

Demelza Hospice which cares<br />

for terminally ill children.<br />

The band is very active in<br />

the local area throughout<br />

the year and has completed<br />

a hugely successful first for<br />

itself and the academy stage<br />

school in Tenterden with a<br />

joint concert in February <strong>2017</strong>.<br />

We also takes part in the local<br />

contest scene and are ranked<br />

in the scaba 2nd section where<br />

we have gained numerous first<br />

places and awards for best<br />

instrumentalist, section and<br />

MD.<br />

We would be delighted to<br />

welcome new members and<br />

also bookings to play. Visit<br />

www. cranbrooktownband.org.<br />

uk for more on us!<br />

David Newsom,<br />

Collier Street<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 9


newsbites<br />

News<br />

and views from<br />

Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />

Join the<br />

Hospice<br />

Herd<br />

DEER AND wild boar may well<br />

be a problem throughout the<br />

Weald but a herd of horses<br />

has been greeted with delight.<br />

Twenty-four life-sized<br />

sculptures are on show in places<br />

throughout West Kent and East<br />

Sussex in a bid to raise money<br />

for Hospice in the Weald.<br />

Designed and painted by<br />

local artists and sponsored<br />

by businesses, the stunning<br />

horses have already created<br />

a stampede of interest in the<br />

parks and other places where<br />

they are grazing or generally<br />

ambling about.<br />

To find them you can<br />

download a special map from<br />

herdofthehospice.co.uk. There<br />

is also special Herd of the<br />

Hospice merchandise for sale<br />

in Royal Victoria Place (RVP)<br />

where visitors can add their<br />

hand print to an unpainted<br />

sculpture.<br />

The herd will stay on show<br />

until the beginning of October<br />

when they will be rounded<br />

up and taken to RVP to be<br />

auctioned off.<br />

To donate £3 text HERD to<br />

70660; 90p in every £1 goes<br />

straight to patient care.<br />

YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD<br />

PLAN MAKES EXCELLENT<br />

PROGRESS<br />

THROUGH THE Neighbourhood Plan process we have been<br />

given an amazing opportunity to help shape how our local<br />

community can develop over the next 20 years or so.<br />

During this year, several public engagement events took<br />

place where residents in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst, and<br />

other participants,<br />

had the opportunity<br />

to express what they<br />

most value about our<br />

parish and what causes<br />

them most concern.<br />

Tasks Groups are now being formed to work on the<br />

many actions points identified.<br />

We would like as many of you as possible to participate<br />

in the creation of the Neighbourhood Plan. If you have<br />

a particular interest or skill in any of the areas that have<br />

been identified, please get in touch. You could also help by<br />

gathering the views of your friends and neighbours.<br />

The areas that have been identified include looking at<br />

Community & Culture, Heritage, Landscape, Education<br />

& Employment, Land Use & Social Infrastructure,<br />

Development Opportunity Sites, and Access & Movement.<br />

To have your say, as well as the views you may<br />

have acquired from those you have spoken to so<br />

far, please complete our short questionnaire by<br />

September 22, which is available both online at www.<br />

cranbrookandsissinghurstndp.co.uk and from the <strong>Parish</strong><br />

Office, where the results of the work so far are also on<br />

display. Cllr. Nancy Warne<br />

Health & Wellness Consultant<br />

07734 714391<br />

All I ask for in return is honest feedback<br />

Skincare, Haircare, Supplements, Sports & Weight Management,<br />

Health & General Wellbeing, Pet care & Home products<br />

aloelana730@gmail.com<br />

Cranbrook Secretarial Services<br />

Don’t use a computer? Let me help<br />

• Typing letters, documents, manuscripts etc<br />

• One off jobs or long term<br />

• Working from my<br />

home or yours<br />

Catherine Fowler<br />

t 01580 713395 or 07899 861291 e cbksec@hotmail.co.uk<br />

10 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


Record Numbers at Summer Run<br />

NEARLY 200 people took part<br />

in the Cranbrook 10k and 5k<br />

run in July to raise money for<br />

the primary school’s Parent<br />

Teacher Association.<br />

Starting at the High Weald<br />

Academy, the race attracted<br />

about 40 children in the<br />

kids’ fun runs and some serious<br />

runners fighting for first place in the longer events.<br />

The prizes were some special chopping boards made by<br />

local kitchen manufacturer, Mounts Hill, who were one of the<br />

sponsors.<br />

Barry Hopkins from organisers Sporting Events UK said: “We<br />

specialise in creating great running events which have something<br />

for everyone, young and old, beginners and more experienced<br />

club runners.<br />

“We sold out on entries and hit record numbers. We have lots<br />

of plans for next year to make the event bigger<br />

and better than ever.”<br />

The 2018 event is on Sunday July 15.<br />

Book a Talk with the<br />

Air Ambulance<br />

THE KENT, Surrey & Sussex Air Ambulance is inviting<br />

local groups, clubs, societies and other organisations<br />

to book a talk (free of charge) to find our more about<br />

its work.<br />

By inviting one of its volunteer speakers to your<br />

group, you will be helping to raise awareness of the<br />

charity, ensuring it can be there for those who need its<br />

services, now and in the future.<br />

For more information or to book a talk, please<br />

contact 01622 833 833 / talks@kssairambulance.org.uk<br />

Petition Over<br />

Town’s Car Parks<br />

A PETITION signed by 60 people claims<br />

shoppers are being turned away from<br />

Cranbrook because of insufficient parking<br />

spaces.<br />

At the August meeting of the parish<br />

council, chairman Bridget Veitch said the<br />

petitioners, who included shopkeepers<br />

and business people, had asked for an<br />

independent parking expert to review the<br />

situation.<br />

They claim the free car parks - the<br />

Tanyard, Jockey Lane and the Regal - are<br />

frequently full leading to loss of business<br />

because people go elsewhere.<br />

It was agreed to set up a working group to<br />

look at all aspects of parking in the town.<br />

Hop on the Bus to the Seaside<br />

FOLLOWING A local campaign, Cranbrook now has<br />

a Sunday bus service to Hastings. The Stagecoach<br />

Bus company is operating the service for a period<br />

of 12 months in order to evaluate public support.<br />

Timetables are available in the Weald<br />

Information Centre in Cranbrook, or you can<br />

view them online at www.stagecoachbus.com/<br />

timetables<br />

It goes without saying that unless the service is<br />

supported it may well be cancelled.<br />

Goodbye – Sorry<br />

to see you go<br />

IT WAS sad to see the closure in July<br />

of Millstone, the dress shop in Stone<br />

Street, after more than 40 years’<br />

business.<br />

Proprietor Caz King, whose mother<br />

had also worked there, told <strong>Parish</strong><br />

<strong>Cake</strong> that the lease was up for renewal<br />

and she had decided, very reluctantly,<br />

not to renew it.<br />

But enthusiasts of her woollen<br />

garments need not worry. Caz said<br />

she will continue knitting and doing<br />

business at craft fairs.<br />

We Have a Winner!<br />

CONGRATULATIONS TO Mrs Elizabeth<br />

Dobson of Cranbrook, the winner<br />

of the Wealden Knowledge of the<br />

Worldwide Web competition sponsored<br />

by Hothouse Wealden Growth Agency.<br />

57 people answered the three questions<br />

correctly (Tim Berners-Lee invented<br />

the World Wide Web. He was born in<br />

London. It became publicly available<br />

on 5 August 1991) and will soon be in<br />

ownership of a £1,000 website.<br />

Turn to page 39 for more on why<br />

websites are so important in business.<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 11


clubnews<br />

A round-up of news from<br />

Cranbrook and Sissinghurst clubs,<br />

groups and associations<br />

MINI RUGBY<br />

MINI RUGBY can be the start of<br />

a long-term development of a<br />

successful rugby player or, for<br />

some, simply the beginning of an<br />

enjoyable and healthy fulfilling<br />

lifestyle.<br />

Mini rugby is an active, fun<br />

start to being part of a real team<br />

through the joy of rugby. By<br />

developing the principles for the<br />

love of physical activity, team<br />

work, and the skills of rugby<br />

at early ages, we are aiming to<br />

develop strong values and skills<br />

that can be used throughout a<br />

lifetime and career.<br />

Although the main<br />

focus of mini rugby is fun<br />

and participation, we also<br />

want children to have the<br />

opportunity to develop strong<br />

‘FUNdamentals’, through<br />

knowledgeable coaching and<br />

support.<br />

Unlike some other sports<br />

rugby is a true team sport. At any<br />

level, rarely can one player take<br />

over or control a game. Rugby<br />

needs everyone’s participation,<br />

dedication and team work<br />

for a team to succeed. So the<br />

requirements of rugby mean that<br />

rarely is a player standing still or<br />

waiting for something to happen.<br />

Every player must move with<br />

and follow the play in order to be<br />

part of it and support their team<br />

mates to come out tops. Rugby’s<br />

values of teamwork, respect,<br />

enjoyment, discipline and<br />

sportsmanship are what make<br />

the game special for those who<br />

enjoy the culture they create.<br />

They define the game and define<br />

England rugby. Terry O’Brien<br />

For more information call<br />

01580 712777 or visit www.<br />

cranbrookrugby.com(PIC – U3A)<br />

Sing Like A Crow!<br />

THE ARTS are part of what makes us human,<br />

helping us give expression to our deepest<br />

emotions. Whether it’s thousands gathering with<br />

Ariana Grande to remember those affected by<br />

terrorism, or a foot-stomping Last Night of the<br />

Proms, there are songs for every occasion.<br />

Over the summer holidays The Vine has taken<br />

time to focus on Psalms, sometimes called “the<br />

songbook of the Bible”. Written thousands of<br />

years ago, the lyricists certainly didn’t hold back<br />

in expressing their emotions to God as they<br />

experienced many of the same troubles and<br />

triumphs we face today.<br />

Each week different Vine members led us in<br />

appreciating psalms that have been significant for<br />

them. Some in times of joy, others in times of great<br />

stress and sadness.<br />

Music helps us move beyond the superficial<br />

“I’m-fine-thanks-how-are-you?” to a deeper level<br />

of connection. From the desperate cry of, “Life’s<br />

not fair!” in Psalm 73, to the rapturous praise of<br />

Psalm 150, God is not afraid of our emotion. As<br />

Pastor David encouraged us, “whether you sing like<br />

a lark or a crow, prefer drumstep or a philharmonic<br />

symphony, use a song to reach out and tell God<br />

how you’re feeling.” Chris Goodchild<br />

For more information on The Vine Church<br />

call 01580 712505 or visit vinechurch.org.uk<br />

12 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


club news<br />

Cranbrook U3A<br />

THE CRANBROOK branch of the ‘University of the Third<br />

Age’ is for anyone at that stage in life where you are<br />

no longer working or are semi-retired. There is no age<br />

restriction on becoming a member.<br />

In the UK the national U3A organisation supports<br />

development of local U3As which are self-managed by<br />

volunteers with a democratically appointed committee<br />

of members, who run the local organisation.<br />

There are currently over 1,000 U3As in the UK and<br />

more than 385,000 members. Cranbrook U3A supports<br />

and encourages its members to join interest groups<br />

hosted and run by other members with a particular<br />

interest, life skill or sporting activity which they would<br />

like to share. Over 160 members and more than 25<br />

interest groups offer a diversity of subject matter such<br />

as bridge, pottery, languages, play reading, walking,<br />

gardening, local history and wine appreciation –<br />

activities that appeal to most people.<br />

On the social side there are regular coffee mornings,<br />

a lunch club and outings to the theatre and museums.<br />

Sharing educational, creative and leisure experiences<br />

the lives of all who participate are significantly<br />

enhanced.<br />

Cranbrook U3A meets monthly (except for August)<br />

in the Vestry Hall, to enjoy a chat, a coffee or tea and<br />

listen to an invited speaker. Topics are wide and various<br />

including life in Kent School during the war years, how<br />

a group of young men in the 70s took a double-decker<br />

bus around the world and about Charles Dickens and his<br />

love of magic.<br />

Members receive a National U3A magazine and a<br />

quarterly Cranbrook Matters which provides a real<br />

insight into our activities. Jane Pugh<br />

To join Cranbrook U3A please visit the website www.<br />

u3asites.org.uk/cranbrook, pick up a leaflet in the Vestry<br />

Hall or pop along to a Monthly Meeting. Look out for<br />

notices in the Market Cross notice board.<br />

FROM VILLAGE<br />

LUNCH TO<br />

CHURCH REPAIRS<br />

WHILE TRINITY Church cannot<br />

boast a history going back to the<br />

11th century, it can be proud of<br />

its supporters who belong to the<br />

Friends of Sissinghurst Church.<br />

The group was formed by the<br />

late and much-missed Canon Doug<br />

Redman who was keen to see the<br />

fabric of the Victorian church<br />

safeguarded for the future.<br />

For years, he headed the<br />

committee which organised<br />

everything from a popular village<br />

lunch with well-known personalities<br />

as speakers to the book stall at the<br />

annual fête.<br />

Money raised has gone to a<br />

variety of projects including<br />

bespoke oak cupboards at the<br />

back of the church, the painting of<br />

the church interior and extensive<br />

repairs to the parish rooms.<br />

The Friends are still pursuing<br />

Canon Redman’s wish for a<br />

memorial plaque at Sissinghurst<br />

Castle to commemorate the many<br />

French prisoners of war who were<br />

incarcerated and died, most without<br />

graves, during the seven years’ war<br />

1756-63. The Friends, who have<br />

been promised a donation of £500<br />

by the National Trust, have separate<br />

fundraising for this project.<br />

Anyone interested in joining the<br />

Friends should contact membership<br />

secretary Peter Mellor on<br />

01580 715860.<br />

14 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


club news<br />

Jam and Jerusalem join Chi Gung!<br />

RELAUNCHED JUST four years ago, the Cranbrook<br />

Women’s Institute is making quite a name for<br />

itself.<br />

While jam and Jerusalem is still there, it is more<br />

likely that members will be participating in Chi<br />

Gung (an ancient Chinese health care system) or<br />

Sloe Seduction, tasting an exquisite selection of<br />

sloe gin products!<br />

While there are still very traditional themes<br />

on offer - such as making a Christmas wreath<br />

with well-known Cranbrook florist Nita Chandler<br />

- the 30-strong membership has enjoyed<br />

archery lessons, theatre visits and a talk on<br />

“undergarments through the ages”.<br />

Founding member Sharon Pickles said: “We<br />

would love to attract more members. We had<br />

about 80 people to the first meeting<br />

when we relaunched but the number<br />

has now whittled down to a group of<br />

about 30 signed-up members.<br />

“We have had talks ranging from a<br />

local solicitor giving advice on wills to<br />

creative writing, jewellery making and<br />

knitting. Christmas time will be very<br />

traditional with things like Christmas cake making.”<br />

The group meets at 7.30pm on the first Tuesday of the month<br />

at Cranbrook School’s sixth form centre. People can attend three<br />

meetings for free before they need to pay £3.50 a session. Annual<br />

membership is just £39.<br />

Meetings include refreshments, with the WI’s traditional<br />

home-made cakes, and there is a raffle with profits going to local<br />

community funds.<br />

Mrs Pickles added: “We are a very friendly group and people<br />

can choose what they want to do. There are several spin-off<br />

groups including Knitting Natter and whatever people want to do<br />

they will be sure of a friendly welcome.” Trisha Fermor<br />

Contact Cranbrook WI at cranbrookwi.sec@hotmail.co.uk<br />

Singing<br />

Workshops<br />

CRANBROOK CHORAL Society is<br />

holding a singing workshop on<br />

Saturday 23 September from 2.00 to<br />

6.00pm. It is designed to be suitable<br />

for experienced as well as inquisitive<br />

new singers. If you belong to a choir,<br />

or are thinking of joining one, this<br />

is the perfect introduction to the<br />

Choral Society.<br />

For more information visit<br />

www.cranbrookchoral.org.uk or<br />

telephone 01580 714828.<br />

Family Gastro Pub<br />

Independent Free House<br />

serving Harveys of Lewes<br />

Good choice of ales, lagers,<br />

ciders and wines<br />

Relaxing terraced garden<br />

with countryside views<br />

Children’s play area - B&B rooms<br />

Delicious home made menu<br />

- popular favourites<br />

Pizza, burgers, fish and chips,<br />

curry and more<br />

Takeaway menu also available<br />

Open Tuesday - Sunday<br />

Call us for opening and food serving times<br />

01580 200051<br />

The Cherry Tree Inn, Dale Hill<br />

Ticehurst, East Sussex TN5 7DG<br />

www.thecherrytreeticehurst.com<br />

10% off when you dine in with us<br />

Offer applies when you present<br />

this advertisement on your first order at<br />

The Cherry Tree<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 15


eventnewswe are<br />

Some of the great events<br />

rightly proud of!<br />

Popular Novelist at<br />

Literature Festival<br />

WRITER ALISON Weir will be in<br />

Cranbrook this month to speak<br />

about her best-selling novel<br />

Innocent Traitor.<br />

Her appearance at the Vestry<br />

Hall at 7.30pm on September<br />

27 is the latest offering from Cranbrook Literature<br />

Festival. Book groups in and around the town are<br />

being encouraged to read the book in advance.<br />

She will also be talking about her two new<br />

novels, A King’s Obsession, and The True Queen.<br />

Members of the audience can take part in a Q and<br />

A session and there will be a book signing.<br />

Apple Fayre Time is Nearly Upon us<br />

THOSE OF us who over the years have seen the anarchic goings on before<br />

will remember the Red Barrows thundering down the High Street at<br />

incredible speeds, Concorde flying down the High Street at ground level,<br />

the country crafts, Morris men, bands, military vehicles, all types of cider,<br />

and of course the famous Kentish apple in many forms.<br />

This year will be no exception; on October 7 the theme is ‘Cowboys and<br />

Aliens’ so be prepared to visit the Wild West and the awful unknown.<br />

Free fun for all ages 10am to 4pm. Phil Mummery<br />

Contact Phil at pv.mummery@btinternet.com or Stuart at stuart.cleary@<br />

cranden.com. Updates will also be posted on Facebook.<br />

Tickets are £5 each and available from Buss Murton<br />

or online via www.cranbrookliteraturefestival.com<br />

Buzz Along to the Bee Show<br />

THE WEALD of Kent Beekeepers will be giving the<br />

public a chance to “spot the queen bee” in a hive at an<br />

exhibition in Cranbrook.<br />

On Saturday September 30 the Vestry Hall will<br />

be a hive of activity as members explain how their<br />

aim is to protect honey bees, and other bees, which<br />

are responsible for pollinating one in every three<br />

mouthfuls of food people eat. The event will run from<br />

10am to 3.30pm.<br />

Recruiting Nail & Brow Technicians<br />

New Nail Salon, Benenden<br />

Maison Manicure is opening a luxury nail<br />

and brow salon on The Street in Benenden<br />

You will have a professional and friendly approach, solid<br />

experience & qualifications covering manicures, pedicures,<br />

Shellac or BioSculpture and/or brow and lash equivalent.<br />

Extremely competitive rates of pay, paid annual leave<br />

and bonuses, and a new approach.<br />

Email Billie@Maisonmanicure.co.uk introducing<br />

yourself and your skills, and we’ll be in touch<br />

Serving<br />

Cranbrook and<br />

surrounding<br />

areas since 1921<br />

E.C. WILKES & SONS<br />

BUTCHERS<br />

Traditional butcher<br />

specialising in<br />

locally-reared<br />

meat and poultry<br />

GRASS FED BEEF FREE RANGE POULTRY FREE RANGE PORK<br />

Tel: 01580 713128 • Stone St, Cranbrook TN17 3HF<br />

16 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


DRINK, DINE, DREAM<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 17


Hackett London,<br />

Scotch and Soda, and Tresanti<br />

Opening times:<br />

Monday-Saturday 9.30am - 5.00pm<br />

15 Stone Street, Cranbrook, TN17 3HF<br />

New for<br />

<strong>Autumn</strong>/<br />

Winter 17<br />

01580 712222 | ralphslifestyle@gmail.com<br />

18 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>


out & events about<br />

25th Anniversary for<br />

Cranbrook Art Show<br />

IT IS hard to believe that it is 25 years since the<br />

Vestry Hall opened its doors to welcome this<br />

popular exhibition to the town.<br />

This artist-led show aims to provide an<br />

atmosphere where visitors can enjoy browsing<br />

through a variety of art and creative styles while<br />

meeting many of the artists. Four women make<br />

up the committee and are available to help and<br />

advise. They hope visitors will find the perfect<br />

piece to buy for their home or as Christmas<br />

presents.<br />

The art show is celebrating by looking to the<br />

past and planning for the future. Alongside<br />

those selected from open submission, there<br />

will be a feature of work by artists who took<br />

part in the early years of the show. There will<br />

also be a community award of Cranbrook<br />

students’ work sponsored by Dulwich Prep<br />

School, Cranbrook.<br />

Felicity Flutter<br />

The show runs from 9-11 November and<br />

entry is free. For more details visit<br />

www.cranbrookartshow.org.uk<br />

98 Years Later and Still Performing<br />

IN THE summer of 1919,<br />

young Daisy Allen was<br />

walking down the hill in<br />

Cranbrook when she met<br />

newcomer to the town,<br />

Eva Campbell, an amateur<br />

theatre enthusiast who<br />

asked Daisy if she could<br />

sing.<br />

With a musical<br />

background, Daisy popped<br />

into Eva’s home to sing and<br />

delighted with the sound,<br />

they both thought that it<br />

would be a good idea to<br />

stage a musical. This chance<br />

meeting led to the start of<br />

the Cranbrook Operatic and<br />

Dramatic Society with its<br />

production of the Gilbert<br />

and Sullivan musical,<br />

The Mikado.<br />

Rehearsals are now well<br />

underway for the latest<br />

CODS offering, the musical<br />

Scrooge written by Leslie<br />

Bricusse, which will be<br />

staged in the Queen’s<br />

Theatre at the end of<br />

October.<br />

Playing the title role is<br />

parish councillor Andy<br />

Fairweather and the<br />

show is directed by Lisa<br />

Ferris and Rachel Croft<br />

Golding. Tickets are now<br />

on sale at the George<br />

Hotel, Cranbrook, for<br />

performances on 26-28<br />

October, with a matinee on<br />

the Saturday.<br />

Brian Clifford<br />

rural family<br />

fun!<br />

Fun for all<br />

the Family<br />

THIS YEAR’S Weald of Kent<br />

Ploughing Match will be held<br />

on Saturday September 16<br />

at Gatehouse Farm, Marden,<br />

TN12 9SG.<br />

Among the attractions will be<br />

ploughing classes for modern<br />

and vintage tractors as well<br />

as horses, a farmers’ market,<br />

Thelwell-type gymkhana, trade<br />

stands, clay pigeon shooting<br />

and terrier racing.<br />

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events<br />

We’re Predicting<br />

Great Things!<br />

Trisha Fermor talks to Cranbrook-based band<br />

about its name, sound and upcoming gigs<br />

PERHAPS THE Weald is<br />

not the first place you<br />

would link with hardened<br />

blues rock but Cranbrook<br />

can pride itself on<br />

spawning a band with a<br />

brilliant future.<br />

Think Led Zeppelin,<br />

think Bowie, think Black<br />

Sabbath and add the fiveman<br />

Tarot Rats who are<br />

fast-tracking their way to<br />

joining the best.<br />

The eclectic bunch of<br />

music-makers are riff<br />

wizard, much tattooed<br />

father of four, Johnny<br />

Hammond, 36; guitar lord<br />

Chris Sansom, 39, also<br />

father of four; Adrian<br />

Smithers, 32, rhythm<br />

glue; Alex Ribchester, 33,<br />

stickman, and the baby<br />

of the band, singer Tim<br />

Hill, 29.<br />

Where did their<br />

unusual name come<br />

from? Johnny explained:<br />

“We kept picking names<br />

and found they had<br />

already been taken. Then<br />

we had a eureka moment<br />

and thought of Tarot Rats<br />

because we write some<br />

songs with reference to<br />

tarot cards, which are not<br />

all gloomy.”<br />

The band has just<br />

completed an EP of their<br />

work which is being<br />

released on September<br />

1. Entitled 3.0, Johnny<br />

explained: “It refers to<br />

the third full line-up of<br />

the group, rather like the<br />

Phoenix rising from the<br />

ashes. Now is such an<br />

exciting time for us and<br />

we are looking to next<br />

year for more festivals<br />

and perhaps the year after<br />

a tour of UK and after<br />

that Europe. Glastonbury<br />

is not happening next<br />

year but we would love to<br />

play there in 2019.”<br />

The Rats were eager to<br />

sing the praises of record<br />

producer Guy Denning<br />

who runs the Granary<br />

Studio in Lamberhurst.<br />

Looking to the sounds<br />

“IT JUST FEELS RIGHT AT THE<br />

MOMENT. OUR SOUND HAS<br />

MATURED AND OUR PROFILE<br />

WILL GO UP AND UP”<br />

of the past, he recorded<br />

the band using old<br />

technology – reel-to-reel<br />

analogue tape – and Chris<br />

said: “It is very expensive<br />

but the sound is just<br />

amazing.”<br />

WIN, WIN,<br />

WIN...<br />

Johnny said: “It just<br />

feels right at the moment.<br />

Our sound has matured<br />

and our profile will go<br />

up and up. We will be<br />

supporting some big acts<br />

and aim to release our<br />

first full LP album next<br />

year.”<br />

The band has been<br />

signed by Rock People<br />

Management and will<br />

be at The Forum in<br />

Tunbridge Wells on Friday<br />

September 22. Following<br />

a tradition, Tarot Rats will<br />

be at The George, Stone<br />

Street, Cranbrook, for a<br />

Halloween night gig on<br />

October 28.<br />

Sign up to the Ratpacks’ website<br />

www.tarotrats.com/signup and try<br />

your luck at winning two tickets for<br />

their gig at The Forum, Tunbridge<br />

Wells, on Friday September 22 plus a<br />

copy of their brand new EP.<br />

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Hurrah! They are Back<br />

feature<br />

Cranbrook’s Union Mill is reunited with its sweeps<br />

GREAT EXCITEMENT in June as<br />

the Cranbrook windmill was<br />

reunited with its huge sweeps<br />

after more than a year’s<br />

separation.<br />

Hurrah! The windmill is able<br />

to produce stoneground flour<br />

again. Kent County Council<br />

owns the landmark which will<br />

be painted as soon as possible.<br />

Cranbrook Windmill<br />

Association volunteers open<br />

the mill to the public and<br />

operate it to produce flour<br />

which is sold.<br />

Joy Temple<br />

Come and join us!<br />

Email volunteering@<br />

unionmill.org.<br />

uk or visit www.<br />

unionmill.org.<br />

uk for more<br />

information.<br />

At a recent parish council meeting, our county councillor<br />

Sean Holden said: “It has taken more than a year for the sweeps<br />

to come back. I hope it won’t take that long for KCC to do the muchneeded<br />

painting.”<br />

He was referring to the fact that one side of the mill is green,<br />

possibly due to the long, hot summer. This phenomenon occurred<br />

several years ago before the mill was given a fresh coat of paint.<br />

FROM THE<br />

ARCHIVES<br />

IN THE last issue of <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> we<br />

asked for help in putting names to<br />

faces in a 1924 photo of Cranbrook<br />

Town Band. Within a few hours of<br />

its delivery we had a call from local<br />

resident Mrs Hadaway<br />

who has a copy of the<br />

same photo with every<br />

name. Thank you; the<br />

photograph in the<br />

museum now means so<br />

much more to us.<br />

In this issue we<br />

follow a similar theme<br />

but this time it is a<br />

1928 photograph of<br />

the Cranbrook cubs. We know it’s<br />

Lesley Bangham in the back row on<br />

the right but can you name anyone<br />

else? Perhaps spot your father or<br />

grandfather?<br />

If you can help our email address<br />

is cranbrookmuseum@gmail.<br />

com or we are there to answer the<br />

phone on Wednesday mornings<br />

(only) between 9am and 12 noon<br />

on 01580 712929.<br />

As for the<br />

Town Band,<br />

here are the<br />

names! Many<br />

of you will<br />

be familiar<br />

with the<br />

surnames.<br />

Back row, left to right;<br />

H.W.Hills, C.Honess, G.Leeves, H.G.Hatcher, H.Hatcher,<br />

J.C.Parker, H.S.Cayzer.<br />

Middle row, left to right; A.E.Bangham,A Bangham,<br />

A.W.Hatcher, L.C.Piper, J.Elvin, H.W.Hinkley, C.V.Norris.<br />

Front row, left to right; S.W.West, A Boniface,<br />

A.T.Slingsby, T.A.W.Slingsby, H.J.Hinkley, S.Stone, E.<br />

Osborne, W.Butler.<br />

Cranbrook Museum Curator<br />

In the last edition we described Mike Huxley as<br />

Curator of Cranbrook’s Museum. We made a<br />

mistake – the Curator is of course Rod Dann. The<br />

error was mine and I apologise – ed.<br />

<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong> 23


feature<br />

No Rivalry<br />

in this Team<br />

A life long passion for minis makes this couple a<br />

team to be reckoned with writes Trisha Fermor<br />

JOKES ABOUT women<br />

drivers would probably go<br />

down like a lead balloon<br />

in one Weald household.<br />

Pete Berry, 41, and his<br />

fiancée Zoe Atkins, 35, are<br />

two of the country’s top<br />

hot-rod racers, travelling<br />

the length and breadth of<br />

the UK to compete in their<br />

iconic Minis.<br />

Pete, who works at his<br />

father John’s garage,<br />

Cranbrook Cars,<br />

Sissinghurst, is suitably<br />

proud of Zoe who has left<br />

the ladies-only classes<br />

to join the men. She is<br />

currently lying in third<br />

place against 40 rivals.<br />

Her fiancé is the leading<br />

points champion of the<br />

6,000-member Invicta<br />

Kent club – the largest of<br />

its kind in the UK – based<br />

at Ivychurch, Romney<br />

Marsh.<br />

Their beloved Minis are<br />

Pete’s much-rebuilt green<br />

pick-up with a Cooper<br />

S 1071cc engine and<br />

Zoe’s white model with a<br />

1000cc engine.<br />

Surprisingly, using only<br />

first and second gear,<br />

Pete can achieve 89mph<br />

in second while Zoe can<br />

reach 70 plus in hers.<br />

The races are usually run<br />

clock-wise on an oval<br />

grass track and their<br />

cars’ tracking is altered,<br />

making them look<br />

lopsided when stationery.<br />

Mr Berry snr was one of<br />

the first people in the<br />

1970s to race on the<br />

stock-rod grass track in<br />

Frittenden and Pete said:<br />

“When I was in a pram I<br />

used to be taken to the<br />

track. I was two years old<br />

when I helped my Dad<br />

change the wheel nuts on<br />

a racer.<br />

“When I was 12 and tall<br />

for my age I was allowed<br />

to take part racing cars<br />

although the minimum<br />

age was 13. They said if<br />

“THEY<br />

SAID IF<br />

I COULD<br />

REACH<br />

THE<br />

PEDALS<br />

AND SEE<br />

OVER THE<br />

STEERING<br />

WHEEL I<br />

WAS OK.”<br />

I could reach the pedals<br />

and see over the steering<br />

wheel I was OK.”<br />

Pete is not alone in<br />

getting help from a<br />

parent. Zoe’s Mum,<br />

Glenys Atkins, who lives<br />

at Knoxbridge, raced<br />

Minis at Brands Hatch.<br />

Zoe said: “I did karting<br />

for six years before<br />

racing Minis. Pete was<br />

always going on at me to<br />

join him racing and one<br />

Christmas he bought me<br />

a Mini. I went on to be a<br />

ladies’ champion which is<br />

why I joined the men.”<br />

Although hot-rod racing<br />

is supposed to be a<br />

non-contact sport both<br />

their minis have suffered<br />

damage in collisions and<br />

both have rolled their<br />

cars – Pete reckoning to<br />

have somersaulted up to<br />

20 times in one incident.<br />

Fortunately they have<br />

avoided serious injuries.<br />

While Zoe’s car is<br />

trailered to events,<br />

Pete built his own lorry,<br />

complete with living<br />

quarters, to carry his<br />

Mini.<br />

He said: “We are like a<br />

travelling circus. We take<br />

our two dogs, a Staffie<br />

and a Staffie x Lab, with<br />

us wherever we go.”<br />

Speaking just before the<br />

National Championships<br />

in Herefordshire at the<br />

beginning of August, Pete<br />

said: “Zoe and I have a<br />

real partnership, we do<br />

everything together and<br />

are a great team.”<br />

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Academy to<br />

Share £10<br />

Million Pot<br />

feature<br />

The new High Weald Academy building<br />

will be state-of-the-art, writes<br />

Trisha Fermor<br />

THE HIGH Weald Academy<br />

is to receive a large slice<br />

of government money for<br />

the construction of a new<br />

building on its Cranbrook<br />

campus.<br />

The project will deliver<br />

state-of-the-art specialist<br />

science facilities, a suite<br />

of art rooms, a dance<br />

studio, library, IT rooms<br />

and numerous generalpurpose<br />

classrooms along<br />

with a new dining area.<br />

The construction work is<br />

due to start in December<br />

or January on the current<br />

site in Angley Road. It is<br />

anticipated there will be<br />

minimal disruption to<br />

the students’ working day<br />

as the new development<br />

will be on unused campus<br />

land.<br />

It is also planned to<br />

demolish old buildings<br />

no longer required and<br />

landscape the area.<br />

Ruth Murphy, executive<br />

support officer for the<br />

Brook Learning Trust<br />

which is in overall charge<br />

of running the school,<br />

said: “We are the first<br />

school within our batch<br />

of four in Kent to be given<br />

money by the Department<br />

for Education. The trust<br />

has been working closely<br />

with bidders and the<br />

Education and Skills<br />

ABOVE: Prefect Team<br />

examine new plans<br />

INSET: Artists<br />

impression of the new<br />

building.<br />

Funding Agency to find<br />

the right contractor.”<br />

The public has also been<br />

asked to participate in<br />

a consultation process.<br />

The project is hoped to be<br />

completed by September<br />

2019.<br />

Caroline Longhurst<br />

and Nicola Taylor, coprincipals<br />

of the academy,<br />

said in a joint statement:<br />

“We are extremely<br />

pleased and proud of the<br />

involvement staff and<br />

students have had in<br />

shaping the design of our<br />

new buildings.<br />

“This is an incredibly<br />

exciting time for us all<br />

and we eagerly await<br />

the start of the works to<br />

transform our learning<br />

environment.<br />

“The students of High<br />

Weald and the community<br />

of Cranbrook deserve<br />

school buildings of which<br />

we can be proud.”<br />

This saying by<br />

Mahatma Gandhi<br />

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Defibrillator<br />

Saves a Life<br />

feature<br />

Quick thinking and easy access to<br />

the right equipment saves a<br />

Sissinghurst resident<br />

FOR GEOFF Cunningham what should have been just<br />

a stroll from the village pub to his home turned into a<br />

night that changed his life for ever.<br />

The 86-year-old was not far from his home in Hop<br />

Pocket Close, Sissinghurst, when he suddenly collapsed<br />

in The Street and could easily have died had it not been<br />

for quick-thinking people.<br />

One in particular, John Smith, a parish councillor<br />

for the village, used the defibrillator, mounted on the<br />

outside of the nearby St George’s Institute, to try to<br />

revive the unconscious Mr Cunningham.<br />

Soon, first responder medics, Georgie Watford and<br />

Sarah Crouch, under team leader Andy Parks, were<br />

on the scene. With the help of the defibrillator, they<br />

treated him before he was rushed to hospital where he<br />

stayed for a month and was fitted with a pacemaker.<br />

Mr Cunningham said: “I can’t remember anything<br />

about my collapsing. It was really fortunate that it<br />

happened in the street because my wife was out. If I<br />

had collapsed at home I wouldn’t be here now.”<br />

In July, Mr Cunningham had a chance to meet his<br />

first responders at a defibrillator awareness evening at<br />

the village primary school.<br />

He said to them: “Thank you all for giving me a new<br />

lease of life.”<br />

During the evening villagers were given the chance<br />

to learn how to use a defibrillator and also CPR to<br />

save someone’s life. They learned that a heart attack<br />

ABOVE: The responder<br />

medics team with<br />

Geoff Cunningham<br />

is different from a cardiac arrest and the machine will<br />

not save someone who has had a stroke. Training is not<br />

necessary to use a defibrillator as the machine gives<br />

clear and concise verbal instructions on how to use it.<br />

The earlier a defibrillator can be used the greater the<br />

chance of saving someone.<br />

As Mr Parks said: “You won’t kill people using a<br />

defibrillator, you will only save them.” Trisha Fermor<br />

DEFIBRILLATOR LOCATIONS<br />

There are four defibrillators in Sissinghurst but the only one which is<br />

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out & about<br />

Why Do We Have<br />

SPEED LIMITS?<br />

Sissinghurst Speedwatch member Trisha Fermor draws<br />

attention to ineffective signage on the A229<br />

NO-ONE could have been<br />

happier to hear that reduced<br />

speed limits were to be<br />

introduced along the A229 than<br />

the people whose homes are<br />

alongside it.<br />

But the euphoria was shortlived.<br />

It would appear that at<br />

the same time the few and<br />

somewhat randomly scattered<br />

speed limit signs were installed,<br />

a large majority of road users<br />

began to treat the A229 as their<br />

own Brands Hatch.<br />

Sean Holden, our Kent<br />

County Council member<br />

for Cranbrook, was rightly<br />

pleased that after battling for<br />

months, the limits between the<br />

roundabout at Sissinghurst and<br />

Knoxbridge, would be reduced<br />

to 40 or 50mph.<br />

But instead of slowing down<br />

traffic those of us whose homes<br />

line the road are faced with<br />

faster and faster vehicles – the<br />

40 from the roundabout to close<br />

to Mill Lane being ignored by<br />

everything from HGVs to motor<br />

cycles.<br />

High speed overtaking at 50,<br />

60, or more, especially 70+ if<br />

you are a motorcyclist heading<br />

north towards Staplehurst, is<br />

frequently done in the straight<br />

between the roundabout,<br />

past the Shell Garage and<br />

beyond Mill Lane. Certainly<br />

motorcyclists, whichever<br />

direction they are going, use<br />

this stretch of road to show<br />

off the versatility of their<br />

machines, either on one wheel<br />

or two.<br />

Despite the junctions and<br />

numerous driveways, for some<br />

inexplicable reason, the 40 then<br />

becomes 50 before, in a few<br />

yards time, dropping again to<br />

40 at the start of Rocks Hill.<br />

Why didn’t the powers that<br />

be – Kent Highways – make it<br />

40mph all the way from Angley<br />

Road to the bottom of Rocks<br />

Hill instead of chopping and<br />

changing?<br />

We all know that KCC is<br />

strapped for cash, as are many<br />

local authorities, but why<br />

so few signs? Between the<br />

roundabout and Mill Lane there<br />

is a lone short 40mph sign on<br />

the right (heading towards<br />

Staplehurst) but nothing on the<br />

left. Some of the signs are even<br />

being partially obscured by<br />

growing trees.<br />

But I suspect that no<br />

matter how many signs we<br />

have reckless drivers will<br />

always speed. As a member<br />

of Speedwatch I frequently<br />

see drivers speeding into<br />

Sissinghurst ignoring the<br />

30 limit signs and slowing<br />

down only when they see our<br />

presence.<br />

But perhaps<br />

the most<br />

aggravating<br />

problem of all<br />

is the increased<br />

noise from hoards<br />

of highly-tuned motorbikes<br />

going to and from Hastings at<br />

weekends and Bank Holidays.<br />

The excessive noise, which I<br />

believe is illegal, is horrendous<br />

when, on a warm summer’s<br />

day, literally hundreds of bikes<br />

scream along the A229, the<br />

riders seemingly oblivious as<br />

to how much they spoil others’<br />

enjoyment of the countryside.<br />

I have always believed that<br />

there is little point in having<br />

laws of any kind unless they are<br />

policed. We rarely see police<br />

in the town and I have<br />

never seen traffic<br />

police operating<br />

speed checks.<br />

I appreciate<br />

Kent Police are<br />

overstretched but<br />

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In the<br />

Garden<br />

Tulipmania<br />

A brief history of tulips<br />

with Penny Royal<br />

THE SEASON of mists and<br />

mellow fruitfulness is<br />

almost in full swing and<br />

for us gardeners our<br />

thoughts are turning to<br />

the spring and bulbs.<br />

What shall we plant?<br />

The choice is almost<br />

endless but 600 years ago in<br />

Holland there was just one musthave<br />

bulb – the tulip.<br />

It originated in Turkey and Persia<br />

and it is believed its name came from<br />

the Persian for turban “toliban” which,<br />

changed into Latin, become tulipa.<br />

Its appearance in Holland dates back<br />

to 1593 when botanist Carolus Clusius<br />

became head of the new botanical<br />

garden at the University of Leiden<br />

where he planted the first known bulbs.<br />

Growing them purely with a scientific<br />

eye, others saw them as floral gold. Part<br />

of his meagre collection was stolen<br />

and so began a multi-million guilder<br />

industry.<br />

The tulip became a status symbol<br />

and in 1624 the craze had reached<br />

fever pitch. The white and maroon<br />

Rembrandt-type Semper Augustus<br />

commanded 3,000 guilders each, the<br />

equivalent to £1,500 today.<br />

Tulipmania reached its peak in the<br />

1630s. Bulbs were sold in the same way<br />

as gold and the price of one bulb could<br />

have bought five swine, 12 sheep, one<br />

complete bed, 1,000lbs of cheese or a<br />

silver tankard.<br />

But 1637 saw the tulip bubble<br />

burst with people turning<br />

into paupers overnight. Its<br />

demise was on a par with<br />

the Stock Market crash<br />

of the 1920s.<br />

Thanks to Herr<br />

Clusius, the Dutch<br />

now cover a staggering<br />

24,000 acres of land with<br />

three billion tulips each<br />

year.<br />

Fortunately, for most of us it is a<br />

case of planting some in beds or pots.<br />

But which variety to choose from the<br />

thousands on sale? The red and white<br />

Clusiana Peppermintstick; the spidery<br />

looking Acuminata; fringed, peonyflowered<br />

or parrots?<br />

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purple variety and its cousin White<br />

Triumphator and the red and white<br />

Estella Rijnveld, a very old parrot<br />

variety.<br />

Don’t be in a hurry to plant your<br />

bulbs. Leave it until October or even<br />

better November, as long as the ground<br />

is not frozen. Plant at least 20cm deep<br />

and if you have heavy soil dig a trench<br />

and line with grit or washed sharp sand<br />

for drainage.<br />

Then, stoke the fire put your feet<br />

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ANISE SPICED<br />

APPLES<br />

It’s that time of year<br />

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most versatile top<br />

fruit. Having a fruit-farming mother-in-law I am<br />

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autumn delights.<br />

INGREDIENTS<br />

Serves 4<br />

200ml white wine<br />

200ml ginger wine<br />

200g granulated sugar<br />

2 broad strips of orange rind<br />

2 star anise<br />

3cm of root ginger, peeled and finely sliced<br />

4 eating apples or 8 small ones<br />

Juice of 2 large lemons<br />

WHAT TO DO<br />

1 Mix everything together, except apples and<br />

lemon juice, in a saucepan with 200ml water.<br />

Slowly bring to the boil. Stir occasionally to<br />

dissolve sugar.<br />

2 If the apples are small halve and core them.<br />

If bigger cut into quarters, coring each piece.<br />

If apples have attractive skin leave on. Drop<br />

pieces into a bowl with lemon juice.<br />

3 Bring the liquid back to a very gentle simmer,<br />

add apples and poach until tender. Be careful<br />

not to overcook. Take each piece out as they<br />

become cooked. Cool on a plate.<br />

4 Boil the liquid until it has reduced to about<br />

a third. It should be syrupy and will thicken as<br />

it cools to room temperature. Strain, pick out<br />

the star anise and add to the apples. Pour syrup<br />

over the apples and chill briefly.<br />

5 Serve with thick cream, Greek yoghurt or<br />

crème fraiche.<br />

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LIKE THE Grand Canyon in the US of<br />

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You don’t need to rely on customers walking past<br />

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I WANT to share with you just how important a website<br />

and the internet is to any business, particularly in<br />

rural areas such as ours. The World Wide Web has<br />

transformed the way that businesses trade<br />

regardless of just how remote some might be.<br />

Whilst numerous businesses have risen to<br />

the challenge of harnessing the web, there<br />

is often apathy from some small and even<br />

large business owners to having a website<br />

and putting their business online. Here are<br />

my reasons why it is so critical to do so.<br />

i. Potential customers are searching for you<br />

and you aren’t there. Consumers use the<br />

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well as to do research about products and services<br />

that they need. Your competitors are putting their<br />

goods online and so should you.<br />

ii. With a mobile-responsive, optimised website to<br />

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customer what they need, you can compete.<br />

iii. Online traffic is trackable: Smaller businesses,<br />

particularly rural ones, do have smaller budgets.<br />

With online marketing, you can start by investing<br />

small amounts and be able to measure the results. By<br />

utilising direct response messaging on your offline<br />

advertising you can drive potential customers to<br />

dedicated landing pages on your website, enabling<br />

you to better monitor return from your investment<br />

in publications, television, radio or other media.<br />

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People will search for a product or service, or name<br />

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update<br />

News and views from Cranbrook<br />

& Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council,<br />

compiled by Kim Fletcher<br />

What is a <strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />

for and How Does it Work?<br />

THE CRANBROOK and<br />

Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council is<br />

the first level of getting things<br />

done in the community. Elected<br />

councillors take decisions that<br />

affect everyone’s lives in a<br />

small way.<br />

Tunbridge Wells Borough<br />

Council (TWBC) makes bigger<br />

decisions, Kent County Council<br />

(KCC) takes bigger ones still,<br />

and eventually the buck stops<br />

with Helen Grant, our member<br />

of parliament.<br />

The ‘glue’ that makes all this<br />

happen is the work of the<br />

committees in the parish<br />

council, the monthly parish<br />

meeting, and the clerks who<br />

sit in the Weald Information<br />

Centre, at the bottom of the<br />

church steps.<br />

PARISH COUNCIL<br />

There are 15 elected members<br />

of our parish council, who are<br />

elected for four years, including<br />

chairman Cllr. Bridget Veitch.<br />

The parish council has a<br />

monthly meeting to which<br />

all members of the parish are<br />

welcome. Reports are given<br />

from the various committees<br />

and a vote taken on their<br />

decisions to make them<br />

binding and for your precept<br />

money to be spent. Questions<br />

from members of the parish<br />

can be asked at the end of the<br />

meeting.<br />

We have the following<br />

committees:<br />

Planning and Preservation –<br />

chaired by Cllr. Alison Bunyan<br />

This committee meets every<br />

fortnight to give feedback to<br />

TWBC on the local view on<br />

any planning applications. As<br />

Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />

have so many listed buildings,<br />

the planning committee<br />

work with local groups and<br />

individuals to try to maintain a<br />

balance between modern living<br />

and the historic character of the<br />

town.<br />

The committee can only advise<br />

the TWBC planning department,<br />

not instruct it.<br />

Environmental Management<br />

– chaired by Cllr. Andy<br />

Fairweather<br />

This committee looks after<br />

playground equipment, the<br />

allotments, the car parks and<br />

street lights. The countryside<br />

in the parish is an Area of<br />

Outstanding Natural Beauty<br />

(AONB) so it balances the<br />

modern way of living with the<br />

rural nature of the parish<br />

Burial Grounds and Properties<br />

– chaired by Cllr. Brian<br />

Clifford<br />

The parish own buildings<br />

and land so this committee<br />

looks after the cemeteries,<br />

grass cutting, grave allocation<br />

and properties such as the<br />

Vestry Hall. It ensures that<br />

maintenance is done in a timely<br />

manner and that the buildings<br />

are safe.<br />

Policy and Resources<br />

– chaired by Cllr. Peter<br />

Goodchild<br />

Each sub committee has a<br />

chairman and they all sit on<br />

this committee with the parish<br />

council chairman, deputy and<br />

finance member.<br />

Members ensure the left and<br />

right hands know what is going<br />

on. It is this committee that<br />

works out finances and give the<br />

sub committees their budgets<br />

for the year. Each sub committee<br />

has a five year forward plan for<br />

expenditure, so we put money<br />

aside to pay for major projects<br />

which may occur in the future,<br />

such as painting the outside<br />

of the Vestry Hall or renewing<br />

some play equipment (each<br />

piece costs about £6,000).<br />

A reserve is also held for<br />

emergencies.<br />

Policy and Resources also looks<br />

after our most valuable assets,<br />

the parish clerks, Lori and Laura.<br />

The clerks act as the ‘do-ers’ for<br />

the parish – they report issues<br />

to TWBC, contact suppliers<br />

and contractors, and act as the<br />

front line in communication<br />

for parishioners. They work<br />

alongside Lynn from Tunbridge<br />

Wells in the Weald Information<br />

Centre, and if one doesn’t know<br />

the answer, one of the others<br />

probably does!<br />

Neighbourhood Development<br />

Plan (NDP) – chaired by Cllr.<br />

Nancy Warne<br />

The <strong>Parish</strong> Council is<br />

responsible for the delivery<br />

of the NDP. Led by Cllr. Nancy<br />

Warne, the NDP Steering Group<br />

is made up of councillors<br />

and non-councillors.<br />

Through public engagement<br />

events and questionnaires,<br />

parishioners are helping to<br />

create a shared vision for<br />

the future development<br />

of the parish. Details of<br />

how to get involved can be<br />

found on the website www.<br />

cranbrookandsissinghurstndp.<br />

co.uk<br />

The final plan will include a set<br />

of policies specific to the parish,<br />

against which future planning<br />

decisions will be determined.<br />

<strong>Parish</strong>ioners get to vote on the<br />

plan in a referendum, which<br />

will take place in late 2018/<br />

early 2019.<br />

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Issues Facing<br />

the <strong>Parish</strong><br />

FANTASTIC EVENTS BY FANTASTIC<br />

PEOPLE<br />

Nuts in May, Cranbrook in Bloom,<br />

Sissinghurst Fête, Sissinghurst boot<br />

fairs, Cranbrook Apple Fair - how can<br />

we, as a community, encourage people to<br />

keep creating the events that define the<br />

parish? Such energy and creativity can<br />

be nurtured by the parish, but it is the<br />

individuals in the community who make<br />

these things happen, so thank you!<br />

The parish council has funds that can be<br />

applied for as ‘seed corn’ for events (eg.<br />

the 5K and 10K runs organised by the<br />

Primary School), but we also hear that the<br />

Co-op now has local funds for supporting<br />

local organisations – a big thank you to<br />

the Co-op – ask in store for details!<br />

PUBLIC TOILETS<br />

We cannot be a tourist destination unless<br />

people can get off a coach and go to the<br />

loo. Unfortunately, the public toilets have<br />

been vandalised time and again by the<br />

youth of the town, to the point that TWBC<br />

has spent more money on the Cranbrook<br />

WCs than all the others in the borough put<br />

together. The issue is being debated with<br />

the borough council to find a solution.<br />

VANDALISM<br />

Some of the parish’s new play equipment<br />

has been vandalised, and if we get new<br />

WCs we need to protect them too. If you<br />

see (or hear) vandalism taking place,<br />

please call 101 immediately. If fire is<br />

involved, 999 is the number.<br />

COMMUNITY CENTRE<br />

The future community centre will need<br />

to be redesigned as the first plan is<br />

unaffordable. The NDP Steering Group<br />

is assembling views, and we still need<br />

information and evidence of what it will<br />

be used for.<br />

There is a split in the community between<br />

people who say ‘There is no need for one’<br />

and the other camp who say ‘Build it and<br />

they will come’.<br />

HOUSING<br />

We do not know how many new houses<br />

TWBC has to build, and how many it will<br />

put in our parish. The NDP is crucial to<br />

enabling us to have a say on where they<br />

go and what they look like, so please<br />

get involved or have your say. There are<br />

decisions about to be made that will<br />

change the parish, and you do have an<br />

option to influence them.<br />

BUSINESS PREMISES<br />

With new housing comes the need for<br />

places to work, and so often businesses are<br />

not considered as they do not have a vote<br />

– they pay huge commercial rates, but<br />

have no say in the democratic process. The<br />

NDP is also considering where and what<br />

type of premises are needed – businesses<br />

need to tell us!<br />

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local legend<br />

LINDA PAGE<br />

Cranbrook In Bloom champion and much more<br />

WHERE WERE YOU BORN AND BRED?<br />

Bexleyheath, then we moved a couple<br />

of times before living in Iden Green. We<br />

then went to Apple Pie Farm in Benenden<br />

where my husband-to-be Fred worked. We<br />

met when I was 15 and waiting for a bus to<br />

Cranbrook. When I got to the town he was<br />

waiting for me and asked me out. Three<br />

years later we were married!<br />

WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?<br />

Benenden Primary and then to the<br />

Tonbridge Tech which is now the Weald of<br />

Kent Grammar School.<br />

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?<br />

I went into the police as a cadet for a year<br />

but Fred did not want me to carry on with<br />

that so I worked in an insurance company<br />

in Maidstone. We married when I was 18<br />

and we had three children, Chris, Simon<br />

and Teresa.<br />

WHICH THREE WORDS DESCRIBE YOU?<br />

Enthusiastic, positive, cheerful. I am a half<br />

glass full person!<br />

WHAT’S THE HISTORY OF PAGES?<br />

We took over 21 High Street, Cranbrook,<br />

which was a sweet shop and newsagents<br />

but it soon became too small so we moved<br />

into what was Dykes’ newsagents when<br />

the owner retired. Our son Chris is now<br />

working in the shop.<br />

WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?<br />

I like seeing results. I get<br />

a lot of pleasure out of<br />

organising things<br />

in the town. One<br />

of my four sisters<br />

says I am the one<br />

who lights the<br />

touch paper and<br />

goes away!<br />

YOU ARE VERY<br />

INVOLVED IN THE<br />

COMMUNITY.<br />

WHAT ARE YOUR<br />

HIGHLIGHTS?<br />

I am very proud<br />

of being chairman of Cranbrook in Bloom<br />

which was set up in 1994 but really got<br />

going in 2000. I am so lucky to have so many<br />

people in the group who work so hard. We<br />

have won gold twice in the South and South<br />

East in Bloom competition. On the strength<br />

of that we were one of only five small towns<br />

to be invited to take part in Britain in Bloom<br />

and won silver gilt in 2014 and 2015.<br />

WHAT MAKES CRANBROOK SUCH A<br />

SPECIAL PLACE TO WORK?<br />

I am a people person. I just like to be able to<br />

see people every day and see what is going<br />

on. It is such a friendly town. I step outside<br />

the door and look up and down the High<br />

Street and say to myself “aren’t we lucky?”<br />

WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT `MUST WATCH’ TV<br />

PROGRAMME?<br />

I don’t do soaps, I don’t do the news! I read<br />

a paper instead. I did like Broadchurch and<br />

Silent Witness.<br />

YOUR PET PREFERENCES – CATS OR DOGS?<br />

Neither! I don’t like cats and Fred is allergic<br />

to animals.<br />

FAVOURITE CAKE?<br />

Cream is more important than the cake! I<br />

do like a Pavlova and I have cream on my<br />

porridge!<br />

WHAT DO YOU DO TO UNWIND?<br />

I do like to read novels. I like Pillars of the<br />

Earth by Ken Follet set in medieval times. I<br />

also like a gin and tonic!<br />

WHAT DAILY PAPER DO YOU READ?<br />

I read the I Daily newspaper. I used to be a<br />

Mail reader but there is too much drivel in it<br />

now. The I is very concise and only 50p!<br />

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