Parish Cake Autumn 2017
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AUTUMN <strong>2017</strong><br />
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Applause for <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> and our Vibrant <strong>Parish</strong>!<br />
HOW DELIGHTED we have all been by the<br />
numerous congratulatory comments we<br />
have received on the first issue of <strong>Parish</strong><br />
<strong>Cake</strong>. Readers have liked the size, the layout,<br />
presentation and content. The idea to send<br />
it to every household in Cranbrook and<br />
Sissinghurst has also been warmly<br />
welcomed.<br />
I hope the magazine will make<br />
the community more aware<br />
of the wide range of activities<br />
in which the parish council<br />
is involved and the variety of<br />
interests and happenings in the<br />
wider communities.<br />
Examples include the council’s<br />
Neighbourhood Development Plan working<br />
groups in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst, which<br />
are both doing excellent work, and traffic<br />
observations in the parish. During the summer,<br />
Cranbrook in Bloom (CiB) made our town<br />
beautiful with experts from the South and<br />
South East in Bloom competition judging<br />
contents<br />
REGULARS<br />
4 Through the Lens<br />
5 Directory & What’s On<br />
7 Chairman’s View<br />
8 Letters<br />
10 <strong>Parish</strong> News<br />
12 Club News<br />
16 Events<br />
40 <strong>Parish</strong> Council Round-Up<br />
FEATURES<br />
21 Tarot Rats – a Cranbrook<br />
band doing great things<br />
23 Windmill and Museum –<br />
the sweeps are back, and<br />
can you name these folk?<br />
helpers’ efforts in July.<br />
We were going for gold! Many of you will have<br />
also enjoyed the private gardens lovingly<br />
tended by their owners for the CiB Garden<br />
Safari. We will have more on CiB in the next<br />
issue!<br />
Nuts in May, a Chelsea Fringe spinoff,<br />
was an enormous success and<br />
encouraged many people to visit<br />
Cranbrook and view the town from<br />
the top of St. Dunstan’s Church.<br />
Other popular events include the<br />
annual Sissinghurst fête, Cranbrook<br />
Art Show, the Apple Fair and the<br />
Cranbrook Literature Festival. One<br />
must not forget the shows by the Cranbrook<br />
Operatic and Dramatic Society (CODS), which<br />
are staged in the Queen’s Hall.<br />
We are a very lucky to have such a vibrant<br />
parish.<br />
Cllr. Bridget Veitch<br />
Chairman, Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />
<strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />
ISSUE 2 AUTUMN <strong>2017</strong><br />
24 The Mini Racers –<br />
husband and wife hot-rod<br />
racers<br />
27 Academy New Build –<br />
the High Weald Academy<br />
building plans<br />
29 Defib Saves a Life – how<br />
a Sissinghurst resident<br />
was saved<br />
31 A229 Speeding – Trisha<br />
Fermor comments on the<br />
problem<br />
33 Kitchen & Garden –<br />
‘tuplipmania’ and spiced<br />
apples<br />
35 Stone Street Traffic –<br />
let’s be more considerate<br />
says Phil Mummery<br />
37 A Word From our<br />
Sponsor – meet the<br />
team at Buss Murton Law,<br />
Cranbrook<br />
39 Business – Emma Wood<br />
on harnessing the World<br />
Wide Web<br />
42 Local Legend – an<br />
interview with Linda Page<br />
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through<br />
the lens<br />
❶<br />
Can you spot where in the parish these<br />
were taken? Answers below.<br />
❷<br />
❸<br />
THANKS TO JEREMY BOXALL, BRIAN CLIFFORD AND TRISHA FERMOR FOR THE PHOTOS<br />
❹<br />
❺<br />
ANSWERS: 1. Golford Chapel, Cranbrook Cemetery (the Four Seasons Windows were designed by the late Cranbrook artist Michael Woodford); 2. Cranbrook War Memorial (this<br />
Ransomes plough was used in the local hop gardens during the First World War); 3. Sissinghurst Castle Garden, south side of the lower lake (graves for Vita Sackville-West’s dogs);<br />
4. This Old Wesleyan Chapel is now a private house in The Street, Sissinghurst; 5. The Union Mill, Cranbrook<br />
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what’son<br />
The<br />
<strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> guide to events<br />
in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />
• The Cranbrook Union<br />
Windmill is open every<br />
Saturday and Sunday<br />
throughout September from<br />
2.30-5.00pm<br />
• The mobile library is at the<br />
Milkhouse, Sissinghurst, every<br />
Friday from 11.40am-12.05pm<br />
• The Children’s Centre,<br />
Cranbrook, offers free sessions<br />
for parents and children<br />
throughout the week. Call<br />
03000 41 10 35 for a timetable<br />
• Cranbrook Museum is open<br />
Tuesday to Saturday 2.00-<br />
4.00pm until mid-October<br />
• St. Dunstan’s Church Tower<br />
is open on Saturdays from<br />
11.00am-1.00pm until<br />
mid-October, £3 donation<br />
SEPTEMBER<br />
MONDAY 11<br />
Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />
Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />
FRIDAY 15<br />
Cranbrook U3A, Vestry Hall, 2.30pm<br />
SATURDAY 16<br />
Sissinghurst Flower Show Society <strong>Autumn</strong><br />
Show, Sissinghurst CE Primary School,<br />
2.30pm<br />
SATURDAY 23<br />
Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />
1.00pm<br />
WEDNESDAY 27<br />
Q&A with author Alison Weir, Vestry Hall,<br />
7.30-9.30pm (tickets from<br />
www.cranbrookliteraturefestival.com)<br />
FRIDAY 29<br />
Cranbrook In Bloom presentation, Vestry<br />
Hall, 6.00pm<br />
SATURDAY 30<br />
Weald Beekeepers Show, Vestry Hall,<br />
10.00am-3.30pm, free admission<br />
OCTOBER<br />
SATURDAY 7<br />
Cranbrook Apple Fair, High Street,<br />
10.00am-4.00pm<br />
MONDAY 9<br />
Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />
Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />
SATURDAY 14<br />
Kitsch & Stitch Vintage & Makers Fair,<br />
Vestry Hall, 10.00am-3.00pm<br />
FRIDAY 20<br />
Cranbrook U3A with speaker Prof. John<br />
Done on Understanding Carbon Materials<br />
for the layman, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />
SATURDAY 28<br />
Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall,<br />
9.30am-1.00pm<br />
NOVEMBER<br />
MONDAY 13<br />
Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />
Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />
FRIDAY 17<br />
Cranbrook U3A with speaker Dr Mike<br />
Heeley on Lord Lister, father of surgery<br />
and Kentish links, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />
SATURDAY 25<br />
Farmer’s Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />
1.00pm<br />
DECEMBER<br />
MONDAY 11<br />
Messy Church Children’s Group, Vestry<br />
Hall, 3.30-5.30pm<br />
FRIDAY 15<br />
Cranbrook U3A, Vestry Hall, 2.15pm<br />
SATURDAY 23<br />
Farmers’ Market, Vestry Hall, 9.30am-<br />
1.00pm<br />
While every effort is made to ensure<br />
accuracy, dates and times may change. If<br />
you are organising an event in the parish<br />
why not drop us a line and we might be able<br />
to include you in the listings too – editorial@<br />
parishcake.co.uk<br />
directory<br />
Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />
<strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />
The Old Fire Station<br />
Stone Street, Cranbrook<br />
KENT TN17 3HF<br />
Clerk – Mrs. L. Ham<br />
Deputy Clerk – Mrs. L. Larkin<br />
01580 713112 / clerk@<br />
cranbrookandsissinghurstpc.co.uk<br />
BOROUGH & COUNTY<br />
COUNCILS<br />
Tunbridge Wells Borough Council<br />
01892 526121<br />
www.tunbridgewells.gov.uk<br />
Kent County Council<br />
03000 41 41 41<br />
www.kent.gov.uk<br />
USEFUL NUMBERS<br />
UTILITIES<br />
Electricity: 0800 727282 (24 hrs)<br />
Gas: 0800 111 999<br />
Water: South East Water (drinking<br />
water) 0800 0283399, Southern<br />
Water (waste water) 0800 820999 (24<br />
hrs), Emergency leak 0800 0283399,<br />
Floodline 0845 9881188 (24 hrs)<br />
CRIME<br />
Non-Emergency Police: 101<br />
Crime Stoppers: 0800 555111<br />
KCC Community Warden: Adam<br />
Osbourn 07813 695741<br />
PCSO: Lee Jules 07772 226045<br />
Neighbourhood Watch Area<br />
Co-ordinator: 01622 604395<br />
ROOMS & HALLS TO HIRE<br />
St George’s Institute, Sissinghurst:<br />
Ursula O’Connor 01580 713938<br />
The <strong>Parish</strong> Room, Sissinghurst: Sue<br />
Crowe 01580 712901<br />
ts.crowe@sky.com<br />
The Vestry Hall, Council Chamber and<br />
Addison VC Room, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 713112 (10am-12pm<br />
weekdays).<br />
USEFUL CONTACTS<br />
CHURCHES<br />
Congregational Church,<br />
Cranbrook: 01580 388070<br />
St. Dunstan’s, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 715861<br />
St. Theodore’s RC, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 713364<br />
Strict Baptist Church, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 713212<br />
Trinity Church, Sissinghurst:<br />
01580 852275<br />
Vine Church, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 712505<br />
SCHOOLS AND PRE SCHOOLS<br />
Colliers Green CE Primary:<br />
01580 211335<br />
Cranbrook CE Primary:<br />
01580 713249<br />
Cranbrook Children’s Centre:<br />
03000 41 10 35<br />
Cranbrook School: 01580 711800<br />
Dulwich Preparatory School:<br />
01580 712179<br />
High Weald Academy:<br />
01580 712754<br />
Rainbow Pre School, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 715570<br />
Sissinghurst CE Primary:<br />
01580 713895<br />
Woodpeckers Pre School, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 720195<br />
DOCTORS<br />
Jockey Lane Surgery, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 713032<br />
Old School Surgery, Cranbrook: 01580<br />
712476<br />
Orchard End Surgery, Cranbrook:<br />
01580 713622<br />
DEFIBRILLATORS<br />
Cranbrook Medical Centre, Cranbrook<br />
Cricket Club, Sissinghurst<br />
Sissinghurst Castle Garden,<br />
Sissinghurst<br />
St. George’s Institute, Sissinghurst<br />
Tennis Club, Sissinghurst<br />
The George Hotel, Cranbrook<br />
The Milkhouse, Sissinghurst<br />
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See potential.<br />
Realise the vision.<br />
Open Morning<br />
Come and see the difference<br />
Thursday 5th October<br />
9.00 am –12 noon<br />
Contact our Registrar for details:<br />
registrar@dulwichprepcranbrook.org<br />
dulwichprepcranbrook.org<br />
“Teaching in the early years continues to be<br />
outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />
excellent opportunities for children to explore, be<br />
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creative “Teaching and in delight the early in years their learning.” continues to be<br />
(Ofsted, “Teaching <strong>2017</strong>) in the early years continues to be<br />
outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />
outstanding. Both inside and outside areas provide<br />
excellent opportunities for children to explore, be<br />
Cranbrook excellent opportunities Primary for children to School<br />
explore, be<br />
creative and delight in their learning.”<br />
creative and delight in their learning.”<br />
(Ofsted, <strong>2017</strong>)<br />
(Ofsted, <strong>2017</strong>)<br />
Cranbrook Primary School<br />
Prospective Parents<br />
OPEN Prospective Parents<br />
DAY<br />
OPEN DAY<br />
Wednesday 8 th November <strong>2017</strong><br />
Wednesday 8 th November <strong>2017</strong><br />
Come and see our outdoor area and enhanced classroom<br />
provision, as well as meeting the teachers. Find out about<br />
the changes we have made and our vision for the future<br />
of Cranbrook Primary School.<br />
Come and see our outdoor area and enhanced classroom<br />
provision, as well as meeting the teachers. Find out about<br />
the changes we have made and our vision for the future<br />
of Cranbrook Primary School.<br />
Tours at 10am, 1.30pm and 5pm<br />
For more information, or to book onto a<br />
tour, call Cranbrook Primary School on:<br />
01580 713249<br />
Tours at 10am, 1.30pm and 5pm<br />
For more information, or to book onto a<br />
tour, call Cranbrook Primary School on:<br />
01580 713249<br />
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Is it Goodbye to<br />
our Public Loos?<br />
FOR MANY months<br />
Cranbrook has been<br />
without its public<br />
lavatories, thanks to the<br />
efforts of a handful of<br />
vandals who have forced<br />
the closure of a vital<br />
amenity.<br />
The ladies and gents,<br />
tucked along Crane<br />
Lane off the High<br />
Street, were a constant<br />
target resulting in the<br />
owners, Tunbridge Wells<br />
Borough Council, closing<br />
them.<br />
Despite appeals<br />
from townspeople<br />
and Cranbrook and<br />
Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong><br />
Council, instead of<br />
repairs being made the<br />
building was boarded<br />
up, the borough saying<br />
repairs would cost up to<br />
£7,000.<br />
I now know that people<br />
in Cranbrook feel<br />
strongly about the<br />
conveniences. Vandalism<br />
is such a waste of effort<br />
and money. We must find<br />
other activities for the<br />
youth of this parish.<br />
As well as the lavatories,<br />
the once-beautiful<br />
mosaic seat covered in<br />
scenes of Cranbrook,<br />
just feet from the loos,<br />
has also been attacked.<br />
Large chunks have been<br />
prised out, leaving it<br />
a shadow of its former<br />
self. It was designed<br />
by renowned mosaicist<br />
Nigel Budd and made<br />
with the help of students<br />
from the former Angley<br />
School, now High Weald<br />
Academy.<br />
Speaking at July’s<br />
parish council meeting,<br />
borough councillor<br />
Tom Dawlings said:<br />
“The money previously<br />
spent on the loos in<br />
Cranbrook last year was<br />
more than that spent on<br />
all the other toilets put<br />
together.”<br />
He said there were<br />
suggestions that<br />
responsibility for public<br />
lavatories in the borough<br />
should be handed over<br />
to parish councils, which<br />
has already happened in<br />
Benenden.<br />
Cllr. Dawlings suggested<br />
that councillors visit the<br />
ABOVE: Cranbrook<br />
public toilets<br />
what do you<br />
think?<br />
conveniences in Paddock<br />
Wood which were part<br />
steel to deter vandalism.<br />
If the Cranbrook<br />
lavatories are not reopened<br />
it is hoped that<br />
commercial outlets in<br />
the town, such as cafes,<br />
might offer to allow<br />
the public to use their<br />
facilities. They would<br />
receive payment from<br />
out chairman’s & about<br />
view<br />
the borough council to<br />
cover costs.<br />
I am exploring<br />
suggestions for<br />
other sites for new<br />
conveniences, perhaps<br />
closer to the coach park<br />
in the Regal Car Park.<br />
Cllr. Bridget Veitch<br />
Chairman, Cranbrook<br />
and Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong><br />
Council<br />
Should Cranbrook have public conveniences or should<br />
retail outlets provide the service? Let us have your views<br />
by emailing clerk@cranbrookandsissinghurstpc.co.uk<br />
or writing to CSPC, The Old Fire Station, Stone Street,<br />
Cranbrook, Kent, TN17 3HF<br />
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Letters<br />
www.bussmurton.co.uk | T: 01580 712 215<br />
Star Letter<br />
Putting the ‘Cran’ back<br />
in Cranbrook<br />
I was taken with the article<br />
by Trisha Fermor in your<br />
Summer <strong>2017</strong> issue on the<br />
avian etymology of Cranbrook.<br />
I am a resident of the town and<br />
an academic specialising in<br />
ornithology of the Middle Ages,<br />
so I thought I might offer a<br />
further thought on the matter.<br />
Mr Massini is by no means<br />
incorrect when he remarks that<br />
Cranbrook may not be named<br />
after the bird we refer to today<br />
as the Cran. The Anglo-Saxons<br />
certainly knew what cranes<br />
were because these large, noisy<br />
birds were widespread across<br />
the country.<br />
It is possible that Old English<br />
cran was used to describe all<br />
heron-looking birds, but it may<br />
well be that this generalisation<br />
only occurred once cranes had<br />
become extinct in the 17th<br />
century. The Anglo-Saxons<br />
were excellent observers of<br />
birds. Tellingly they had a<br />
separate name for the heron<br />
(hragra), and<br />
there are English<br />
places specifically<br />
named after the<br />
heron (Rawreth in Essex<br />
for instance, meaning Heron<br />
Stream), which implies an<br />
intentional distinction. Even in<br />
the Tudor period, the species<br />
were told apart: the household<br />
accounts for one noble banquet<br />
note that ‘A young Heron is<br />
lighter of digestion than a<br />
Crane’. So Nancy Warne should<br />
not lose heart - it is a credible<br />
possibility that our town was<br />
indeed named after the elegant<br />
crane.<br />
Michael Warren, Cranbrook<br />
Who are these Hooligans?<br />
I was delighted to read in <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> (Summer edition, page 11) that<br />
thanks to a residents’ campaign new play equipment has been installed<br />
on the Jubilee Field in Sissinghurst. Well, already panels have been<br />
kicked out of the construction making it unsafe for children to play.<br />
Who are these hooligans who must have got some pleasure causing<br />
damage that will have to be paid for to repair?<br />
sent by e-mail<br />
Star Letter<br />
The author will receive<br />
a voucher for a hot drink<br />
and slice of cake from<br />
Cranbrook café Cocolicious!<br />
www.cocolicious.co.uk<br />
Can we Have a Crier?<br />
Can <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> campaign to<br />
have the Town Crier returned to<br />
Cranbrook, which is supposed to<br />
be a historic market town?<br />
Historic market towns always<br />
had a Town Crier. Why can’t<br />
Cranbrook? It was only a few<br />
years ago that we had one in<br />
Cranbrook; where’s he gone?<br />
Andy Slay, Cranbrook<br />
Solving the Crane Problem<br />
I read with interest Trisha’s interview with<br />
Nancy on the name of Cranbrook. Well I think<br />
I can solve the problem of bringing Cranes<br />
back to Cranebrook!<br />
Firstly flood the Crane Valley, plant huge<br />
trees in the front gardens of the bordering<br />
houses to deaden the sound from occupants.<br />
Only allow electric cars in the Co-op and<br />
Tanyard carparks, no street lights in four<br />
hundred yards of the valley and lastly only<br />
allow deliveries to the Co-oP between 3-4pm<br />
on Fridays. Also, all plastic shopping trolleys.<br />
Hey presto the Cranes will be back.<br />
The Village Eccentric (address supplied)<br />
NICK UPTON (RSPB-IMAGES.COM)<br />
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We have been providing expert and<br />
trusted legal advice to individuals and<br />
businesses for generations.<br />
out & about<br />
How to use an Apostrophe<br />
I noticed a mistake in the use of an<br />
apostrophe on the parish council’s poster<br />
regarding the defibrillation session at<br />
Sissinghurst Primary school, which was<br />
on the wall at the Co-oP store. The plural<br />
defibrillators included an apostrophe.<br />
Because there is often confusion on this<br />
point, I am taking the liberty of pointing<br />
out the error in case you wish to correct it<br />
in the future, and summarising the rules of<br />
apostrophe use.<br />
An apostrophe is needed only to indicate<br />
possession or missing letters, as in the<br />
following examples: I can’t instead of I<br />
cannot, and It’s instead of it is or it has (it’s<br />
can never be used as a possessive).<br />
The singular possessive is indicated by ‘s<br />
and the plural by s’. For example:<br />
• The dog’s bone (a bone belonging to one<br />
dog<br />
• The dogs’ bone (a bone belonging to<br />
several dogs)<br />
• Mr. Jones’s shop (a shop belonging to Mr.<br />
Jones)<br />
• The Joneses’ shop (a shop belonging to<br />
several people called Jones)<br />
• The company’s logo (the logo identifying<br />
one company)<br />
• The companies’ logo (the logo<br />
identifying several companies).<br />
If the word is already plural as in<br />
“children”, “people” or “men” the<br />
possessive is indicated by ‘s, as in: We sell<br />
children’s clothes and men’s shoes”.<br />
Apostrophes are never used in plurals.<br />
Bananas instead of Banana’s or “100s of<br />
books” instead of “100’s of books” or “Mind<br />
your ps and qs” instead of “Mind your p’s<br />
and q’s”.<br />
I hope this has been helpful and would<br />
thank you for your courtesy in reading this<br />
far. You might like to see some examples<br />
on our web page www.apostrophe.org.uk<br />
Carolyn Rolfe, Sissinghurst<br />
ABOVE:<br />
Cranbrook Town<br />
Band<br />
A Call for Members<br />
I would like to draw readers’<br />
attention to the Cranbrook<br />
Town Band, a group that can<br />
trace its roots in the local<br />
community back to 1924.<br />
Over the years the band has<br />
contributed greatly to the local<br />
area by providing free tuition<br />
to young and old alike with<br />
its learner band. We have a<br />
thriving youth section and, as<br />
a result of this approach, local<br />
parents have benefited to the<br />
tune of over £30,000 through<br />
not having to pay for tuition<br />
Please send your<br />
letters to editorial@parishcake.<br />
co.uk or by post to <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong>,<br />
Cranbrook and Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council,<br />
The Old Fire Station, Stone Street,<br />
Cranbrook, TN17 3HF. Please note, letters<br />
may be published in a shortened form at<br />
the discretion of the editor.<br />
costs, instrument and music<br />
hire.<br />
The band also supports<br />
charities both locally and<br />
nationally having raised<br />
£10,996 for Children in Need<br />
between 2003 and 2013 and<br />
since 2014, £4,350 for the local<br />
Demelza Hospice which cares<br />
for terminally ill children.<br />
The band is very active in<br />
the local area throughout<br />
the year and has completed<br />
a hugely successful first for<br />
itself and the academy stage<br />
school in Tenterden with a<br />
joint concert in February <strong>2017</strong>.<br />
We also takes part in the local<br />
contest scene and are ranked<br />
in the scaba 2nd section where<br />
we have gained numerous first<br />
places and awards for best<br />
instrumentalist, section and<br />
MD.<br />
We would be delighted to<br />
welcome new members and<br />
also bookings to play. Visit<br />
www. cranbrooktownband.org.<br />
uk for more on us!<br />
David Newsom,<br />
Collier Street<br />
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newsbites<br />
News<br />
and views from<br />
Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />
Join the<br />
Hospice<br />
Herd<br />
DEER AND wild boar may well<br />
be a problem throughout the<br />
Weald but a herd of horses<br />
has been greeted with delight.<br />
Twenty-four life-sized<br />
sculptures are on show in places<br />
throughout West Kent and East<br />
Sussex in a bid to raise money<br />
for Hospice in the Weald.<br />
Designed and painted by<br />
local artists and sponsored<br />
by businesses, the stunning<br />
horses have already created<br />
a stampede of interest in the<br />
parks and other places where<br />
they are grazing or generally<br />
ambling about.<br />
To find them you can<br />
download a special map from<br />
herdofthehospice.co.uk. There<br />
is also special Herd of the<br />
Hospice merchandise for sale<br />
in Royal Victoria Place (RVP)<br />
where visitors can add their<br />
hand print to an unpainted<br />
sculpture.<br />
The herd will stay on show<br />
until the beginning of October<br />
when they will be rounded<br />
up and taken to RVP to be<br />
auctioned off.<br />
To donate £3 text HERD to<br />
70660; 90p in every £1 goes<br />
straight to patient care.<br />
YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD<br />
PLAN MAKES EXCELLENT<br />
PROGRESS<br />
THROUGH THE Neighbourhood Plan process we have been<br />
given an amazing opportunity to help shape how our local<br />
community can develop over the next 20 years or so.<br />
During this year, several public engagement events took<br />
place where residents in Cranbrook and Sissinghurst, and<br />
other participants,<br />
had the opportunity<br />
to express what they<br />
most value about our<br />
parish and what causes<br />
them most concern.<br />
Tasks Groups are now being formed to work on the<br />
many actions points identified.<br />
We would like as many of you as possible to participate<br />
in the creation of the Neighbourhood Plan. If you have<br />
a particular interest or skill in any of the areas that have<br />
been identified, please get in touch. You could also help by<br />
gathering the views of your friends and neighbours.<br />
The areas that have been identified include looking at<br />
Community & Culture, Heritage, Landscape, Education<br />
& Employment, Land Use & Social Infrastructure,<br />
Development Opportunity Sites, and Access & Movement.<br />
To have your say, as well as the views you may<br />
have acquired from those you have spoken to so<br />
far, please complete our short questionnaire by<br />
September 22, which is available both online at www.<br />
cranbrookandsissinghurstndp.co.uk and from the <strong>Parish</strong><br />
Office, where the results of the work so far are also on<br />
display. Cllr. Nancy Warne<br />
Health & Wellness Consultant<br />
07734 714391<br />
All I ask for in return is honest feedback<br />
Skincare, Haircare, Supplements, Sports & Weight Management,<br />
Health & General Wellbeing, Pet care & Home products<br />
aloelana730@gmail.com<br />
Cranbrook Secretarial Services<br />
Don’t use a computer? Let me help<br />
• Typing letters, documents, manuscripts etc<br />
• One off jobs or long term<br />
• Working from my<br />
home or yours<br />
Catherine Fowler<br />
t 01580 713395 or 07899 861291 e cbksec@hotmail.co.uk<br />
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Record Numbers at Summer Run<br />
NEARLY 200 people took part<br />
in the Cranbrook 10k and 5k<br />
run in July to raise money for<br />
the primary school’s Parent<br />
Teacher Association.<br />
Starting at the High Weald<br />
Academy, the race attracted<br />
about 40 children in the<br />
kids’ fun runs and some serious<br />
runners fighting for first place in the longer events.<br />
The prizes were some special chopping boards made by<br />
local kitchen manufacturer, Mounts Hill, who were one of the<br />
sponsors.<br />
Barry Hopkins from organisers Sporting Events UK said: “We<br />
specialise in creating great running events which have something<br />
for everyone, young and old, beginners and more experienced<br />
club runners.<br />
“We sold out on entries and hit record numbers. We have lots<br />
of plans for next year to make the event bigger<br />
and better than ever.”<br />
The 2018 event is on Sunday July 15.<br />
Book a Talk with the<br />
Air Ambulance<br />
THE KENT, Surrey & Sussex Air Ambulance is inviting<br />
local groups, clubs, societies and other organisations<br />
to book a talk (free of charge) to find our more about<br />
its work.<br />
By inviting one of its volunteer speakers to your<br />
group, you will be helping to raise awareness of the<br />
charity, ensuring it can be there for those who need its<br />
services, now and in the future.<br />
For more information or to book a talk, please<br />
contact 01622 833 833 / talks@kssairambulance.org.uk<br />
Petition Over<br />
Town’s Car Parks<br />
A PETITION signed by 60 people claims<br />
shoppers are being turned away from<br />
Cranbrook because of insufficient parking<br />
spaces.<br />
At the August meeting of the parish<br />
council, chairman Bridget Veitch said the<br />
petitioners, who included shopkeepers<br />
and business people, had asked for an<br />
independent parking expert to review the<br />
situation.<br />
They claim the free car parks - the<br />
Tanyard, Jockey Lane and the Regal - are<br />
frequently full leading to loss of business<br />
because people go elsewhere.<br />
It was agreed to set up a working group to<br />
look at all aspects of parking in the town.<br />
Hop on the Bus to the Seaside<br />
FOLLOWING A local campaign, Cranbrook now has<br />
a Sunday bus service to Hastings. The Stagecoach<br />
Bus company is operating the service for a period<br />
of 12 months in order to evaluate public support.<br />
Timetables are available in the Weald<br />
Information Centre in Cranbrook, or you can<br />
view them online at www.stagecoachbus.com/<br />
timetables<br />
It goes without saying that unless the service is<br />
supported it may well be cancelled.<br />
Goodbye – Sorry<br />
to see you go<br />
IT WAS sad to see the closure in July<br />
of Millstone, the dress shop in Stone<br />
Street, after more than 40 years’<br />
business.<br />
Proprietor Caz King, whose mother<br />
had also worked there, told <strong>Parish</strong><br />
<strong>Cake</strong> that the lease was up for renewal<br />
and she had decided, very reluctantly,<br />
not to renew it.<br />
But enthusiasts of her woollen<br />
garments need not worry. Caz said<br />
she will continue knitting and doing<br />
business at craft fairs.<br />
We Have a Winner!<br />
CONGRATULATIONS TO Mrs Elizabeth<br />
Dobson of Cranbrook, the winner<br />
of the Wealden Knowledge of the<br />
Worldwide Web competition sponsored<br />
by Hothouse Wealden Growth Agency.<br />
57 people answered the three questions<br />
correctly (Tim Berners-Lee invented<br />
the World Wide Web. He was born in<br />
London. It became publicly available<br />
on 5 August 1991) and will soon be in<br />
ownership of a £1,000 website.<br />
Turn to page 39 for more on why<br />
websites are so important in business.<br />
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clubnews<br />
A round-up of news from<br />
Cranbrook and Sissinghurst clubs,<br />
groups and associations<br />
MINI RUGBY<br />
MINI RUGBY can be the start of<br />
a long-term development of a<br />
successful rugby player or, for<br />
some, simply the beginning of an<br />
enjoyable and healthy fulfilling<br />
lifestyle.<br />
Mini rugby is an active, fun<br />
start to being part of a real team<br />
through the joy of rugby. By<br />
developing the principles for the<br />
love of physical activity, team<br />
work, and the skills of rugby<br />
at early ages, we are aiming to<br />
develop strong values and skills<br />
that can be used throughout a<br />
lifetime and career.<br />
Although the main<br />
focus of mini rugby is fun<br />
and participation, we also<br />
want children to have the<br />
opportunity to develop strong<br />
‘FUNdamentals’, through<br />
knowledgeable coaching and<br />
support.<br />
Unlike some other sports<br />
rugby is a true team sport. At any<br />
level, rarely can one player take<br />
over or control a game. Rugby<br />
needs everyone’s participation,<br />
dedication and team work<br />
for a team to succeed. So the<br />
requirements of rugby mean that<br />
rarely is a player standing still or<br />
waiting for something to happen.<br />
Every player must move with<br />
and follow the play in order to be<br />
part of it and support their team<br />
mates to come out tops. Rugby’s<br />
values of teamwork, respect,<br />
enjoyment, discipline and<br />
sportsmanship are what make<br />
the game special for those who<br />
enjoy the culture they create.<br />
They define the game and define<br />
England rugby. Terry O’Brien<br />
For more information call<br />
01580 712777 or visit www.<br />
cranbrookrugby.com(PIC – U3A)<br />
Sing Like A Crow!<br />
THE ARTS are part of what makes us human,<br />
helping us give expression to our deepest<br />
emotions. Whether it’s thousands gathering with<br />
Ariana Grande to remember those affected by<br />
terrorism, or a foot-stomping Last Night of the<br />
Proms, there are songs for every occasion.<br />
Over the summer holidays The Vine has taken<br />
time to focus on Psalms, sometimes called “the<br />
songbook of the Bible”. Written thousands of<br />
years ago, the lyricists certainly didn’t hold back<br />
in expressing their emotions to God as they<br />
experienced many of the same troubles and<br />
triumphs we face today.<br />
Each week different Vine members led us in<br />
appreciating psalms that have been significant for<br />
them. Some in times of joy, others in times of great<br />
stress and sadness.<br />
Music helps us move beyond the superficial<br />
“I’m-fine-thanks-how-are-you?” to a deeper level<br />
of connection. From the desperate cry of, “Life’s<br />
not fair!” in Psalm 73, to the rapturous praise of<br />
Psalm 150, God is not afraid of our emotion. As<br />
Pastor David encouraged us, “whether you sing like<br />
a lark or a crow, prefer drumstep or a philharmonic<br />
symphony, use a song to reach out and tell God<br />
how you’re feeling.” Chris Goodchild<br />
For more information on The Vine Church<br />
call 01580 712505 or visit vinechurch.org.uk<br />
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club news<br />
Cranbrook U3A<br />
THE CRANBROOK branch of the ‘University of the Third<br />
Age’ is for anyone at that stage in life where you are<br />
no longer working or are semi-retired. There is no age<br />
restriction on becoming a member.<br />
In the UK the national U3A organisation supports<br />
development of local U3As which are self-managed by<br />
volunteers with a democratically appointed committee<br />
of members, who run the local organisation.<br />
There are currently over 1,000 U3As in the UK and<br />
more than 385,000 members. Cranbrook U3A supports<br />
and encourages its members to join interest groups<br />
hosted and run by other members with a particular<br />
interest, life skill or sporting activity which they would<br />
like to share. Over 160 members and more than 25<br />
interest groups offer a diversity of subject matter such<br />
as bridge, pottery, languages, play reading, walking,<br />
gardening, local history and wine appreciation –<br />
activities that appeal to most people.<br />
On the social side there are regular coffee mornings,<br />
a lunch club and outings to the theatre and museums.<br />
Sharing educational, creative and leisure experiences<br />
the lives of all who participate are significantly<br />
enhanced.<br />
Cranbrook U3A meets monthly (except for August)<br />
in the Vestry Hall, to enjoy a chat, a coffee or tea and<br />
listen to an invited speaker. Topics are wide and various<br />
including life in Kent School during the war years, how<br />
a group of young men in the 70s took a double-decker<br />
bus around the world and about Charles Dickens and his<br />
love of magic.<br />
Members receive a National U3A magazine and a<br />
quarterly Cranbrook Matters which provides a real<br />
insight into our activities. Jane Pugh<br />
To join Cranbrook U3A please visit the website www.<br />
u3asites.org.uk/cranbrook, pick up a leaflet in the Vestry<br />
Hall or pop along to a Monthly Meeting. Look out for<br />
notices in the Market Cross notice board.<br />
FROM VILLAGE<br />
LUNCH TO<br />
CHURCH REPAIRS<br />
WHILE TRINITY Church cannot<br />
boast a history going back to the<br />
11th century, it can be proud of<br />
its supporters who belong to the<br />
Friends of Sissinghurst Church.<br />
The group was formed by the<br />
late and much-missed Canon Doug<br />
Redman who was keen to see the<br />
fabric of the Victorian church<br />
safeguarded for the future.<br />
For years, he headed the<br />
committee which organised<br />
everything from a popular village<br />
lunch with well-known personalities<br />
as speakers to the book stall at the<br />
annual fête.<br />
Money raised has gone to a<br />
variety of projects including<br />
bespoke oak cupboards at the<br />
back of the church, the painting of<br />
the church interior and extensive<br />
repairs to the parish rooms.<br />
The Friends are still pursuing<br />
Canon Redman’s wish for a<br />
memorial plaque at Sissinghurst<br />
Castle to commemorate the many<br />
French prisoners of war who were<br />
incarcerated and died, most without<br />
graves, during the seven years’ war<br />
1756-63. The Friends, who have<br />
been promised a donation of £500<br />
by the National Trust, have separate<br />
fundraising for this project.<br />
Anyone interested in joining the<br />
Friends should contact membership<br />
secretary Peter Mellor on<br />
01580 715860.<br />
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club news<br />
Jam and Jerusalem join Chi Gung!<br />
RELAUNCHED JUST four years ago, the Cranbrook<br />
Women’s Institute is making quite a name for<br />
itself.<br />
While jam and Jerusalem is still there, it is more<br />
likely that members will be participating in Chi<br />
Gung (an ancient Chinese health care system) or<br />
Sloe Seduction, tasting an exquisite selection of<br />
sloe gin products!<br />
While there are still very traditional themes<br />
on offer - such as making a Christmas wreath<br />
with well-known Cranbrook florist Nita Chandler<br />
- the 30-strong membership has enjoyed<br />
archery lessons, theatre visits and a talk on<br />
“undergarments through the ages”.<br />
Founding member Sharon Pickles said: “We<br />
would love to attract more members. We had<br />
about 80 people to the first meeting<br />
when we relaunched but the number<br />
has now whittled down to a group of<br />
about 30 signed-up members.<br />
“We have had talks ranging from a<br />
local solicitor giving advice on wills to<br />
creative writing, jewellery making and<br />
knitting. Christmas time will be very<br />
traditional with things like Christmas cake making.”<br />
The group meets at 7.30pm on the first Tuesday of the month<br />
at Cranbrook School’s sixth form centre. People can attend three<br />
meetings for free before they need to pay £3.50 a session. Annual<br />
membership is just £39.<br />
Meetings include refreshments, with the WI’s traditional<br />
home-made cakes, and there is a raffle with profits going to local<br />
community funds.<br />
Mrs Pickles added: “We are a very friendly group and people<br />
can choose what they want to do. There are several spin-off<br />
groups including Knitting Natter and whatever people want to do<br />
they will be sure of a friendly welcome.” Trisha Fermor<br />
Contact Cranbrook WI at cranbrookwi.sec@hotmail.co.uk<br />
Singing<br />
Workshops<br />
CRANBROOK CHORAL Society is<br />
holding a singing workshop on<br />
Saturday 23 September from 2.00 to<br />
6.00pm. It is designed to be suitable<br />
for experienced as well as inquisitive<br />
new singers. If you belong to a choir,<br />
or are thinking of joining one, this<br />
is the perfect introduction to the<br />
Choral Society.<br />
For more information visit<br />
www.cranbrookchoral.org.uk or<br />
telephone 01580 714828.<br />
Family Gastro Pub<br />
Independent Free House<br />
serving Harveys of Lewes<br />
Good choice of ales, lagers,<br />
ciders and wines<br />
Relaxing terraced garden<br />
with countryside views<br />
Children’s play area - B&B rooms<br />
Delicious home made menu<br />
- popular favourites<br />
Pizza, burgers, fish and chips,<br />
curry and more<br />
Takeaway menu also available<br />
Open Tuesday - Sunday<br />
Call us for opening and food serving times<br />
01580 200051<br />
The Cherry Tree Inn, Dale Hill<br />
Ticehurst, East Sussex TN5 7DG<br />
www.thecherrytreeticehurst.com<br />
10% off when you dine in with us<br />
Offer applies when you present<br />
this advertisement on your first order at<br />
The Cherry Tree<br />
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eventnewswe are<br />
Some of the great events<br />
rightly proud of!<br />
Popular Novelist at<br />
Literature Festival<br />
WRITER ALISON Weir will be in<br />
Cranbrook this month to speak<br />
about her best-selling novel<br />
Innocent Traitor.<br />
Her appearance at the Vestry<br />
Hall at 7.30pm on September<br />
27 is the latest offering from Cranbrook Literature<br />
Festival. Book groups in and around the town are<br />
being encouraged to read the book in advance.<br />
She will also be talking about her two new<br />
novels, A King’s Obsession, and The True Queen.<br />
Members of the audience can take part in a Q and<br />
A session and there will be a book signing.<br />
Apple Fayre Time is Nearly Upon us<br />
THOSE OF us who over the years have seen the anarchic goings on before<br />
will remember the Red Barrows thundering down the High Street at<br />
incredible speeds, Concorde flying down the High Street at ground level,<br />
the country crafts, Morris men, bands, military vehicles, all types of cider,<br />
and of course the famous Kentish apple in many forms.<br />
This year will be no exception; on October 7 the theme is ‘Cowboys and<br />
Aliens’ so be prepared to visit the Wild West and the awful unknown.<br />
Free fun for all ages 10am to 4pm. Phil Mummery<br />
Contact Phil at pv.mummery@btinternet.com or Stuart at stuart.cleary@<br />
cranden.com. Updates will also be posted on Facebook.<br />
Tickets are £5 each and available from Buss Murton<br />
or online via www.cranbrookliteraturefestival.com<br />
Buzz Along to the Bee Show<br />
THE WEALD of Kent Beekeepers will be giving the<br />
public a chance to “spot the queen bee” in a hive at an<br />
exhibition in Cranbrook.<br />
On Saturday September 30 the Vestry Hall will<br />
be a hive of activity as members explain how their<br />
aim is to protect honey bees, and other bees, which<br />
are responsible for pollinating one in every three<br />
mouthfuls of food people eat. The event will run from<br />
10am to 3.30pm.<br />
Recruiting Nail & Brow Technicians<br />
New Nail Salon, Benenden<br />
Maison Manicure is opening a luxury nail<br />
and brow salon on The Street in Benenden<br />
You will have a professional and friendly approach, solid<br />
experience & qualifications covering manicures, pedicures,<br />
Shellac or BioSculpture and/or brow and lash equivalent.<br />
Extremely competitive rates of pay, paid annual leave<br />
and bonuses, and a new approach.<br />
Email Billie@Maisonmanicure.co.uk introducing<br />
yourself and your skills, and we’ll be in touch<br />
Serving<br />
Cranbrook and<br />
surrounding<br />
areas since 1921<br />
E.C. WILKES & SONS<br />
BUTCHERS<br />
Traditional butcher<br />
specialising in<br />
locally-reared<br />
meat and poultry<br />
GRASS FED BEEF FREE RANGE POULTRY FREE RANGE PORK<br />
Tel: 01580 713128 • Stone St, Cranbrook TN17 3HF<br />
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DRINK, DINE, DREAM<br />
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Hackett London,<br />
Scotch and Soda, and Tresanti<br />
Opening times:<br />
Monday-Saturday 9.30am - 5.00pm<br />
15 Stone Street, Cranbrook, TN17 3HF<br />
New for<br />
<strong>Autumn</strong>/<br />
Winter 17<br />
01580 712222 | ralphslifestyle@gmail.com<br />
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out & events about<br />
25th Anniversary for<br />
Cranbrook Art Show<br />
IT IS hard to believe that it is 25 years since the<br />
Vestry Hall opened its doors to welcome this<br />
popular exhibition to the town.<br />
This artist-led show aims to provide an<br />
atmosphere where visitors can enjoy browsing<br />
through a variety of art and creative styles while<br />
meeting many of the artists. Four women make<br />
up the committee and are available to help and<br />
advise. They hope visitors will find the perfect<br />
piece to buy for their home or as Christmas<br />
presents.<br />
The art show is celebrating by looking to the<br />
past and planning for the future. Alongside<br />
those selected from open submission, there<br />
will be a feature of work by artists who took<br />
part in the early years of the show. There will<br />
also be a community award of Cranbrook<br />
students’ work sponsored by Dulwich Prep<br />
School, Cranbrook.<br />
Felicity Flutter<br />
The show runs from 9-11 November and<br />
entry is free. For more details visit<br />
www.cranbrookartshow.org.uk<br />
98 Years Later and Still Performing<br />
IN THE summer of 1919,<br />
young Daisy Allen was<br />
walking down the hill in<br />
Cranbrook when she met<br />
newcomer to the town,<br />
Eva Campbell, an amateur<br />
theatre enthusiast who<br />
asked Daisy if she could<br />
sing.<br />
With a musical<br />
background, Daisy popped<br />
into Eva’s home to sing and<br />
delighted with the sound,<br />
they both thought that it<br />
would be a good idea to<br />
stage a musical. This chance<br />
meeting led to the start of<br />
the Cranbrook Operatic and<br />
Dramatic Society with its<br />
production of the Gilbert<br />
and Sullivan musical,<br />
The Mikado.<br />
Rehearsals are now well<br />
underway for the latest<br />
CODS offering, the musical<br />
Scrooge written by Leslie<br />
Bricusse, which will be<br />
staged in the Queen’s<br />
Theatre at the end of<br />
October.<br />
Playing the title role is<br />
parish councillor Andy<br />
Fairweather and the<br />
show is directed by Lisa<br />
Ferris and Rachel Croft<br />
Golding. Tickets are now<br />
on sale at the George<br />
Hotel, Cranbrook, for<br />
performances on 26-28<br />
October, with a matinee on<br />
the Saturday.<br />
Brian Clifford<br />
rural family<br />
fun!<br />
Fun for all<br />
the Family<br />
THIS YEAR’S Weald of Kent<br />
Ploughing Match will be held<br />
on Saturday September 16<br />
at Gatehouse Farm, Marden,<br />
TN12 9SG.<br />
Among the attractions will be<br />
ploughing classes for modern<br />
and vintage tractors as well<br />
as horses, a farmers’ market,<br />
Thelwell-type gymkhana, trade<br />
stands, clay pigeon shooting<br />
and terrier racing.<br />
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events<br />
We’re Predicting<br />
Great Things!<br />
Trisha Fermor talks to Cranbrook-based band<br />
about its name, sound and upcoming gigs<br />
PERHAPS THE Weald is<br />
not the first place you<br />
would link with hardened<br />
blues rock but Cranbrook<br />
can pride itself on<br />
spawning a band with a<br />
brilliant future.<br />
Think Led Zeppelin,<br />
think Bowie, think Black<br />
Sabbath and add the fiveman<br />
Tarot Rats who are<br />
fast-tracking their way to<br />
joining the best.<br />
The eclectic bunch of<br />
music-makers are riff<br />
wizard, much tattooed<br />
father of four, Johnny<br />
Hammond, 36; guitar lord<br />
Chris Sansom, 39, also<br />
father of four; Adrian<br />
Smithers, 32, rhythm<br />
glue; Alex Ribchester, 33,<br />
stickman, and the baby<br />
of the band, singer Tim<br />
Hill, 29.<br />
Where did their<br />
unusual name come<br />
from? Johnny explained:<br />
“We kept picking names<br />
and found they had<br />
already been taken. Then<br />
we had a eureka moment<br />
and thought of Tarot Rats<br />
because we write some<br />
songs with reference to<br />
tarot cards, which are not<br />
all gloomy.”<br />
The band has just<br />
completed an EP of their<br />
work which is being<br />
released on September<br />
1. Entitled 3.0, Johnny<br />
explained: “It refers to<br />
the third full line-up of<br />
the group, rather like the<br />
Phoenix rising from the<br />
ashes. Now is such an<br />
exciting time for us and<br />
we are looking to next<br />
year for more festivals<br />
and perhaps the year after<br />
a tour of UK and after<br />
that Europe. Glastonbury<br />
is not happening next<br />
year but we would love to<br />
play there in 2019.”<br />
The Rats were eager to<br />
sing the praises of record<br />
producer Guy Denning<br />
who runs the Granary<br />
Studio in Lamberhurst.<br />
Looking to the sounds<br />
“IT JUST FEELS RIGHT AT THE<br />
MOMENT. OUR SOUND HAS<br />
MATURED AND OUR PROFILE<br />
WILL GO UP AND UP”<br />
of the past, he recorded<br />
the band using old<br />
technology – reel-to-reel<br />
analogue tape – and Chris<br />
said: “It is very expensive<br />
but the sound is just<br />
amazing.”<br />
WIN, WIN,<br />
WIN...<br />
Johnny said: “It just<br />
feels right at the moment.<br />
Our sound has matured<br />
and our profile will go<br />
up and up. We will be<br />
supporting some big acts<br />
and aim to release our<br />
first full LP album next<br />
year.”<br />
The band has been<br />
signed by Rock People<br />
Management and will<br />
be at The Forum in<br />
Tunbridge Wells on Friday<br />
September 22. Following<br />
a tradition, Tarot Rats will<br />
be at The George, Stone<br />
Street, Cranbrook, for a<br />
Halloween night gig on<br />
October 28.<br />
Sign up to the Ratpacks’ website<br />
www.tarotrats.com/signup and try<br />
your luck at winning two tickets for<br />
their gig at The Forum, Tunbridge<br />
Wells, on Friday September 22 plus a<br />
copy of their brand new EP.<br />
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22 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>
Hurrah! They are Back<br />
feature<br />
Cranbrook’s Union Mill is reunited with its sweeps<br />
GREAT EXCITEMENT in June as<br />
the Cranbrook windmill was<br />
reunited with its huge sweeps<br />
after more than a year’s<br />
separation.<br />
Hurrah! The windmill is able<br />
to produce stoneground flour<br />
again. Kent County Council<br />
owns the landmark which will<br />
be painted as soon as possible.<br />
Cranbrook Windmill<br />
Association volunteers open<br />
the mill to the public and<br />
operate it to produce flour<br />
which is sold.<br />
Joy Temple<br />
Come and join us!<br />
Email volunteering@<br />
unionmill.org.<br />
uk or visit www.<br />
unionmill.org.<br />
uk for more<br />
information.<br />
At a recent parish council meeting, our county councillor<br />
Sean Holden said: “It has taken more than a year for the sweeps<br />
to come back. I hope it won’t take that long for KCC to do the muchneeded<br />
painting.”<br />
He was referring to the fact that one side of the mill is green,<br />
possibly due to the long, hot summer. This phenomenon occurred<br />
several years ago before the mill was given a fresh coat of paint.<br />
FROM THE<br />
ARCHIVES<br />
IN THE last issue of <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> we<br />
asked for help in putting names to<br />
faces in a 1924 photo of Cranbrook<br />
Town Band. Within a few hours of<br />
its delivery we had a call from local<br />
resident Mrs Hadaway<br />
who has a copy of the<br />
same photo with every<br />
name. Thank you; the<br />
photograph in the<br />
museum now means so<br />
much more to us.<br />
In this issue we<br />
follow a similar theme<br />
but this time it is a<br />
1928 photograph of<br />
the Cranbrook cubs. We know it’s<br />
Lesley Bangham in the back row on<br />
the right but can you name anyone<br />
else? Perhaps spot your father or<br />
grandfather?<br />
If you can help our email address<br />
is cranbrookmuseum@gmail.<br />
com or we are there to answer the<br />
phone on Wednesday mornings<br />
(only) between 9am and 12 noon<br />
on 01580 712929.<br />
As for the<br />
Town Band,<br />
here are the<br />
names! Many<br />
of you will<br />
be familiar<br />
with the<br />
surnames.<br />
Back row, left to right;<br />
H.W.Hills, C.Honess, G.Leeves, H.G.Hatcher, H.Hatcher,<br />
J.C.Parker, H.S.Cayzer.<br />
Middle row, left to right; A.E.Bangham,A Bangham,<br />
A.W.Hatcher, L.C.Piper, J.Elvin, H.W.Hinkley, C.V.Norris.<br />
Front row, left to right; S.W.West, A Boniface,<br />
A.T.Slingsby, T.A.W.Slingsby, H.J.Hinkley, S.Stone, E.<br />
Osborne, W.Butler.<br />
Cranbrook Museum Curator<br />
In the last edition we described Mike Huxley as<br />
Curator of Cranbrook’s Museum. We made a<br />
mistake – the Curator is of course Rod Dann. The<br />
error was mine and I apologise – ed.<br />
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feature<br />
No Rivalry<br />
in this Team<br />
A life long passion for minis makes this couple a<br />
team to be reckoned with writes Trisha Fermor<br />
JOKES ABOUT women<br />
drivers would probably go<br />
down like a lead balloon<br />
in one Weald household.<br />
Pete Berry, 41, and his<br />
fiancée Zoe Atkins, 35, are<br />
two of the country’s top<br />
hot-rod racers, travelling<br />
the length and breadth of<br />
the UK to compete in their<br />
iconic Minis.<br />
Pete, who works at his<br />
father John’s garage,<br />
Cranbrook Cars,<br />
Sissinghurst, is suitably<br />
proud of Zoe who has left<br />
the ladies-only classes<br />
to join the men. She is<br />
currently lying in third<br />
place against 40 rivals.<br />
Her fiancé is the leading<br />
points champion of the<br />
6,000-member Invicta<br />
Kent club – the largest of<br />
its kind in the UK – based<br />
at Ivychurch, Romney<br />
Marsh.<br />
Their beloved Minis are<br />
Pete’s much-rebuilt green<br />
pick-up with a Cooper<br />
S 1071cc engine and<br />
Zoe’s white model with a<br />
1000cc engine.<br />
Surprisingly, using only<br />
first and second gear,<br />
Pete can achieve 89mph<br />
in second while Zoe can<br />
reach 70 plus in hers.<br />
The races are usually run<br />
clock-wise on an oval<br />
grass track and their<br />
cars’ tracking is altered,<br />
making them look<br />
lopsided when stationery.<br />
Mr Berry snr was one of<br />
the first people in the<br />
1970s to race on the<br />
stock-rod grass track in<br />
Frittenden and Pete said:<br />
“When I was in a pram I<br />
used to be taken to the<br />
track. I was two years old<br />
when I helped my Dad<br />
change the wheel nuts on<br />
a racer.<br />
“When I was 12 and tall<br />
for my age I was allowed<br />
to take part racing cars<br />
although the minimum<br />
age was 13. They said if<br />
“THEY<br />
SAID IF<br />
I COULD<br />
REACH<br />
THE<br />
PEDALS<br />
AND SEE<br />
OVER THE<br />
STEERING<br />
WHEEL I<br />
WAS OK.”<br />
I could reach the pedals<br />
and see over the steering<br />
wheel I was OK.”<br />
Pete is not alone in<br />
getting help from a<br />
parent. Zoe’s Mum,<br />
Glenys Atkins, who lives<br />
at Knoxbridge, raced<br />
Minis at Brands Hatch.<br />
Zoe said: “I did karting<br />
for six years before<br />
racing Minis. Pete was<br />
always going on at me to<br />
join him racing and one<br />
Christmas he bought me<br />
a Mini. I went on to be a<br />
ladies’ champion which is<br />
why I joined the men.”<br />
Although hot-rod racing<br />
is supposed to be a<br />
non-contact sport both<br />
their minis have suffered<br />
damage in collisions and<br />
both have rolled their<br />
cars – Pete reckoning to<br />
have somersaulted up to<br />
20 times in one incident.<br />
Fortunately they have<br />
avoided serious injuries.<br />
While Zoe’s car is<br />
trailered to events,<br />
Pete built his own lorry,<br />
complete with living<br />
quarters, to carry his<br />
Mini.<br />
He said: “We are like a<br />
travelling circus. We take<br />
our two dogs, a Staffie<br />
and a Staffie x Lab, with<br />
us wherever we go.”<br />
Speaking just before the<br />
National Championships<br />
in Herefordshire at the<br />
beginning of August, Pete<br />
said: “Zoe and I have a<br />
real partnership, we do<br />
everything together and<br />
are a great team.”<br />
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Academy to<br />
Share £10<br />
Million Pot<br />
feature<br />
The new High Weald Academy building<br />
will be state-of-the-art, writes<br />
Trisha Fermor<br />
THE HIGH Weald Academy<br />
is to receive a large slice<br />
of government money for<br />
the construction of a new<br />
building on its Cranbrook<br />
campus.<br />
The project will deliver<br />
state-of-the-art specialist<br />
science facilities, a suite<br />
of art rooms, a dance<br />
studio, library, IT rooms<br />
and numerous generalpurpose<br />
classrooms along<br />
with a new dining area.<br />
The construction work is<br />
due to start in December<br />
or January on the current<br />
site in Angley Road. It is<br />
anticipated there will be<br />
minimal disruption to<br />
the students’ working day<br />
as the new development<br />
will be on unused campus<br />
land.<br />
It is also planned to<br />
demolish old buildings<br />
no longer required and<br />
landscape the area.<br />
Ruth Murphy, executive<br />
support officer for the<br />
Brook Learning Trust<br />
which is in overall charge<br />
of running the school,<br />
said: “We are the first<br />
school within our batch<br />
of four in Kent to be given<br />
money by the Department<br />
for Education. The trust<br />
has been working closely<br />
with bidders and the<br />
Education and Skills<br />
ABOVE: Prefect Team<br />
examine new plans<br />
INSET: Artists<br />
impression of the new<br />
building.<br />
Funding Agency to find<br />
the right contractor.”<br />
The public has also been<br />
asked to participate in<br />
a consultation process.<br />
The project is hoped to be<br />
completed by September<br />
2019.<br />
Caroline Longhurst<br />
and Nicola Taylor, coprincipals<br />
of the academy,<br />
said in a joint statement:<br />
“We are extremely<br />
pleased and proud of the<br />
involvement staff and<br />
students have had in<br />
shaping the design of our<br />
new buildings.<br />
“This is an incredibly<br />
exciting time for us all<br />
and we eagerly await<br />
the start of the works to<br />
transform our learning<br />
environment.<br />
“The students of High<br />
Weald and the community<br />
of Cranbrook deserve<br />
school buildings of which<br />
we can be proud.”<br />
This saying by<br />
Mahatma Gandhi<br />
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Defibrillator<br />
Saves a Life<br />
feature<br />
Quick thinking and easy access to<br />
the right equipment saves a<br />
Sissinghurst resident<br />
FOR GEOFF Cunningham what should have been just<br />
a stroll from the village pub to his home turned into a<br />
night that changed his life for ever.<br />
The 86-year-old was not far from his home in Hop<br />
Pocket Close, Sissinghurst, when he suddenly collapsed<br />
in The Street and could easily have died had it not been<br />
for quick-thinking people.<br />
One in particular, John Smith, a parish councillor<br />
for the village, used the defibrillator, mounted on the<br />
outside of the nearby St George’s Institute, to try to<br />
revive the unconscious Mr Cunningham.<br />
Soon, first responder medics, Georgie Watford and<br />
Sarah Crouch, under team leader Andy Parks, were<br />
on the scene. With the help of the defibrillator, they<br />
treated him before he was rushed to hospital where he<br />
stayed for a month and was fitted with a pacemaker.<br />
Mr Cunningham said: “I can’t remember anything<br />
about my collapsing. It was really fortunate that it<br />
happened in the street because my wife was out. If I<br />
had collapsed at home I wouldn’t be here now.”<br />
In July, Mr Cunningham had a chance to meet his<br />
first responders at a defibrillator awareness evening at<br />
the village primary school.<br />
He said to them: “Thank you all for giving me a new<br />
lease of life.”<br />
During the evening villagers were given the chance<br />
to learn how to use a defibrillator and also CPR to<br />
save someone’s life. They learned that a heart attack<br />
ABOVE: The responder<br />
medics team with<br />
Geoff Cunningham<br />
is different from a cardiac arrest and the machine will<br />
not save someone who has had a stroke. Training is not<br />
necessary to use a defibrillator as the machine gives<br />
clear and concise verbal instructions on how to use it.<br />
The earlier a defibrillator can be used the greater the<br />
chance of saving someone.<br />
As Mr Parks said: “You won’t kill people using a<br />
defibrillator, you will only save them.” Trisha Fermor<br />
DEFIBRILLATOR LOCATIONS<br />
There are four defibrillators in Sissinghurst but the only one which is<br />
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out & about<br />
Why Do We Have<br />
SPEED LIMITS?<br />
Sissinghurst Speedwatch member Trisha Fermor draws<br />
attention to ineffective signage on the A229<br />
NO-ONE could have been<br />
happier to hear that reduced<br />
speed limits were to be<br />
introduced along the A229 than<br />
the people whose homes are<br />
alongside it.<br />
But the euphoria was shortlived.<br />
It would appear that at<br />
the same time the few and<br />
somewhat randomly scattered<br />
speed limit signs were installed,<br />
a large majority of road users<br />
began to treat the A229 as their<br />
own Brands Hatch.<br />
Sean Holden, our Kent<br />
County Council member<br />
for Cranbrook, was rightly<br />
pleased that after battling for<br />
months, the limits between the<br />
roundabout at Sissinghurst and<br />
Knoxbridge, would be reduced<br />
to 40 or 50mph.<br />
But instead of slowing down<br />
traffic those of us whose homes<br />
line the road are faced with<br />
faster and faster vehicles – the<br />
40 from the roundabout to close<br />
to Mill Lane being ignored by<br />
everything from HGVs to motor<br />
cycles.<br />
High speed overtaking at 50,<br />
60, or more, especially 70+ if<br />
you are a motorcyclist heading<br />
north towards Staplehurst, is<br />
frequently done in the straight<br />
between the roundabout,<br />
past the Shell Garage and<br />
beyond Mill Lane. Certainly<br />
motorcyclists, whichever<br />
direction they are going, use<br />
this stretch of road to show<br />
off the versatility of their<br />
machines, either on one wheel<br />
or two.<br />
Despite the junctions and<br />
numerous driveways, for some<br />
inexplicable reason, the 40 then<br />
becomes 50 before, in a few<br />
yards time, dropping again to<br />
40 at the start of Rocks Hill.<br />
Why didn’t the powers that<br />
be – Kent Highways – make it<br />
40mph all the way from Angley<br />
Road to the bottom of Rocks<br />
Hill instead of chopping and<br />
changing?<br />
We all know that KCC is<br />
strapped for cash, as are many<br />
local authorities, but why<br />
so few signs? Between the<br />
roundabout and Mill Lane there<br />
is a lone short 40mph sign on<br />
the right (heading towards<br />
Staplehurst) but nothing on the<br />
left. Some of the signs are even<br />
being partially obscured by<br />
growing trees.<br />
But I suspect that no<br />
matter how many signs we<br />
have reckless drivers will<br />
always speed. As a member<br />
of Speedwatch I frequently<br />
see drivers speeding into<br />
Sissinghurst ignoring the<br />
30 limit signs and slowing<br />
down only when they see our<br />
presence.<br />
But perhaps<br />
the most<br />
aggravating<br />
problem of all<br />
is the increased<br />
noise from hoards<br />
of highly-tuned motorbikes<br />
going to and from Hastings at<br />
weekends and Bank Holidays.<br />
The excessive noise, which I<br />
believe is illegal, is horrendous<br />
when, on a warm summer’s<br />
day, literally hundreds of bikes<br />
scream along the A229, the<br />
riders seemingly oblivious as<br />
to how much they spoil others’<br />
enjoyment of the countryside.<br />
I have always believed that<br />
there is little point in having<br />
laws of any kind unless they are<br />
policed. We rarely see police<br />
in the town and I have<br />
never seen traffic<br />
police operating<br />
speed checks.<br />
I appreciate<br />
Kent Police are<br />
overstretched but<br />
the impression<br />
is being given to<br />
those of us in rural<br />
areas that speeding is<br />
not a problem and neither<br />
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32 <strong>Parish</strong> <strong>Cake</strong> • <strong>Autumn</strong> <strong>2017</strong>
In the<br />
Garden<br />
Tulipmania<br />
A brief history of tulips<br />
with Penny Royal<br />
THE SEASON of mists and<br />
mellow fruitfulness is<br />
almost in full swing and<br />
for us gardeners our<br />
thoughts are turning to<br />
the spring and bulbs.<br />
What shall we plant?<br />
The choice is almost<br />
endless but 600 years ago in<br />
Holland there was just one musthave<br />
bulb – the tulip.<br />
It originated in Turkey and Persia<br />
and it is believed its name came from<br />
the Persian for turban “toliban” which,<br />
changed into Latin, become tulipa.<br />
Its appearance in Holland dates back<br />
to 1593 when botanist Carolus Clusius<br />
became head of the new botanical<br />
garden at the University of Leiden<br />
where he planted the first known bulbs.<br />
Growing them purely with a scientific<br />
eye, others saw them as floral gold. Part<br />
of his meagre collection was stolen<br />
and so began a multi-million guilder<br />
industry.<br />
The tulip became a status symbol<br />
and in 1624 the craze had reached<br />
fever pitch. The white and maroon<br />
Rembrandt-type Semper Augustus<br />
commanded 3,000 guilders each, the<br />
equivalent to £1,500 today.<br />
Tulipmania reached its peak in the<br />
1630s. Bulbs were sold in the same way<br />
as gold and the price of one bulb could<br />
have bought five swine, 12 sheep, one<br />
complete bed, 1,000lbs of cheese or a<br />
silver tankard.<br />
But 1637 saw the tulip bubble<br />
burst with people turning<br />
into paupers overnight. Its<br />
demise was on a par with<br />
the Stock Market crash<br />
of the 1920s.<br />
Thanks to Herr<br />
Clusius, the Dutch<br />
now cover a staggering<br />
24,000 acres of land with<br />
three billion tulips each<br />
year.<br />
Fortunately, for most of us it is a<br />
case of planting some in beds or pots.<br />
But which variety to choose from the<br />
thousands on sale? The red and white<br />
Clusiana Peppermintstick; the spidery<br />
looking Acuminata; fringed, peonyflowered<br />
or parrots?<br />
Among my favourites are the<br />
magenta pink Doll’s Minuet, a true<br />
perennial; Burgundy, the lily flowered<br />
purple variety and its cousin White<br />
Triumphator and the red and white<br />
Estella Rijnveld, a very old parrot<br />
variety.<br />
Don’t be in a hurry to plant your<br />
bulbs. Leave it until October or even<br />
better November, as long as the ground<br />
is not frozen. Plant at least 20cm deep<br />
and if you have heavy soil dig a trench<br />
and line with grit or washed sharp sand<br />
for drainage.<br />
Then, stoke the fire put your feet<br />
up and start looking through plant<br />
catalogues to plan your garden for 2018!<br />
Let’s Cook!<br />
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ANISE SPICED<br />
APPLES<br />
It’s that time of year<br />
again when the Weald<br />
is alive with the sound<br />
of apple pickers! I<br />
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apple is the finest and<br />
most versatile top<br />
fruit. Having a fruit-farming mother-in-law I am<br />
more than happy to share her recipe for these<br />
autumn delights.<br />
INGREDIENTS<br />
Serves 4<br />
200ml white wine<br />
200ml ginger wine<br />
200g granulated sugar<br />
2 broad strips of orange rind<br />
2 star anise<br />
3cm of root ginger, peeled and finely sliced<br />
4 eating apples or 8 small ones<br />
Juice of 2 large lemons<br />
WHAT TO DO<br />
1 Mix everything together, except apples and<br />
lemon juice, in a saucepan with 200ml water.<br />
Slowly bring to the boil. Stir occasionally to<br />
dissolve sugar.<br />
2 If the apples are small halve and core them.<br />
If bigger cut into quarters, coring each piece.<br />
If apples have attractive skin leave on. Drop<br />
pieces into a bowl with lemon juice.<br />
3 Bring the liquid back to a very gentle simmer,<br />
add apples and poach until tender. Be careful<br />
not to overcook. Take each piece out as they<br />
become cooked. Cool on a plate.<br />
4 Boil the liquid until it has reduced to about<br />
a third. It should be syrupy and will thicken as<br />
it cools to room temperature. Strain, pick out<br />
the star anise and add to the apples. Pour syrup<br />
over the apples and chill briefly.<br />
5 Serve with thick cream, Greek yoghurt or<br />
crème fraiche.<br />
Bon appetite!<br />
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Stone Street Traffic Hazards<br />
comment<br />
Phil Mummery shares his thoughts on why unthinking drivers are making Stone Street so dangerous<br />
LIKE THE Grand Canyon in the US of<br />
A it is full of hazards, though ours<br />
are man, and dare I say it, woman<br />
made.<br />
I am amazed by the stupidity of<br />
a minority of drivers. Firstly, those<br />
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I find it amazing how shortsighted<br />
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street so everybody is stuck, or even more seriously mounting<br />
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Why spend money on enforcing<br />
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Harnessing the<br />
Power of the<br />
Web in theWeald<br />
You don’t need to rely on customers walking past<br />
your shop or office door, writes Emma Wood of<br />
Hothouse - Wealden Growth Agency<br />
I WANT to share with you just how important a website<br />
and the internet is to any business, particularly in<br />
rural areas such as ours. The World Wide Web has<br />
transformed the way that businesses trade<br />
regardless of just how remote some might be.<br />
Whilst numerous businesses have risen to<br />
the challenge of harnessing the web, there<br />
is often apathy from some small and even<br />
large business owners to having a website<br />
and putting their business online. Here are<br />
my reasons why it is so critical to do so.<br />
i. Potential customers are searching for you<br />
and you aren’t there. Consumers use the<br />
internet to search for products and services, as<br />
well as to do research about products and services<br />
that they need. Your competitors are putting their<br />
goods online and so should you.<br />
ii. With a mobile-responsive, optimised website to<br />
direct traffic to your products and services giving the<br />
customer what they need, you can compete.<br />
iii. Online traffic is trackable: Smaller businesses,<br />
particularly rural ones, do have smaller budgets.<br />
With online marketing, you can start by investing<br />
small amounts and be able to measure the results. By<br />
utilising direct response messaging on your offline<br />
advertising you can drive potential customers to<br />
dedicated landing pages on your website, enabling<br />
you to better monitor return from your investment<br />
in publications, television, radio or other media.<br />
iv. Because digital marketing is trackable from day one,<br />
this means that you can measure which channel or<br />
message is getting better sales conversions. You can<br />
adapt your messaging, change your promotions and<br />
alter your products along the way.<br />
v. When you have a website you convert more business.<br />
People will search for a product or service, or name<br />
of your business, and go to your website. In today’s<br />
world, most searches are conducted on a mobile<br />
telephone rather than going, for example, to a<br />
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vi. With various advertising tools available you can<br />
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• 72% of customers that do a local search visit a store<br />
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• Local searches lead to 50% of mobile visitors to visit<br />
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• 78% of mobile searches result in offline purchases.<br />
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update<br />
News and views from Cranbrook<br />
& Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council,<br />
compiled by Kim Fletcher<br />
What is a <strong>Parish</strong> Council<br />
for and How Does it Work?<br />
THE CRANBROOK and<br />
Sissinghurst <strong>Parish</strong> Council is<br />
the first level of getting things<br />
done in the community. Elected<br />
councillors take decisions that<br />
affect everyone’s lives in a<br />
small way.<br />
Tunbridge Wells Borough<br />
Council (TWBC) makes bigger<br />
decisions, Kent County Council<br />
(KCC) takes bigger ones still,<br />
and eventually the buck stops<br />
with Helen Grant, our member<br />
of parliament.<br />
The ‘glue’ that makes all this<br />
happen is the work of the<br />
committees in the parish<br />
council, the monthly parish<br />
meeting, and the clerks who<br />
sit in the Weald Information<br />
Centre, at the bottom of the<br />
church steps.<br />
PARISH COUNCIL<br />
There are 15 elected members<br />
of our parish council, who are<br />
elected for four years, including<br />
chairman Cllr. Bridget Veitch.<br />
The parish council has a<br />
monthly meeting to which<br />
all members of the parish are<br />
welcome. Reports are given<br />
from the various committees<br />
and a vote taken on their<br />
decisions to make them<br />
binding and for your precept<br />
money to be spent. Questions<br />
from members of the parish<br />
can be asked at the end of the<br />
meeting.<br />
We have the following<br />
committees:<br />
Planning and Preservation –<br />
chaired by Cllr. Alison Bunyan<br />
This committee meets every<br />
fortnight to give feedback to<br />
TWBC on the local view on<br />
any planning applications. As<br />
Cranbrook and Sissinghurst<br />
have so many listed buildings,<br />
the planning committee<br />
work with local groups and<br />
individuals to try to maintain a<br />
balance between modern living<br />
and the historic character of the<br />
town.<br />
The committee can only advise<br />
the TWBC planning department,<br />
not instruct it.<br />
Environmental Management<br />
– chaired by Cllr. Andy<br />
Fairweather<br />
This committee looks after<br />
playground equipment, the<br />
allotments, the car parks and<br />
street lights. The countryside<br />
in the parish is an Area of<br />
Outstanding Natural Beauty<br />
(AONB) so it balances the<br />
modern way of living with the<br />
rural nature of the parish<br />
Burial Grounds and Properties<br />
– chaired by Cllr. Brian<br />
Clifford<br />
The parish own buildings<br />
and land so this committee<br />
looks after the cemeteries,<br />
grass cutting, grave allocation<br />
and properties such as the<br />
Vestry Hall. It ensures that<br />
maintenance is done in a timely<br />
manner and that the buildings<br />
are safe.<br />
Policy and Resources<br />
– chaired by Cllr. Peter<br />
Goodchild<br />
Each sub committee has a<br />
chairman and they all sit on<br />
this committee with the parish<br />
council chairman, deputy and<br />
finance member.<br />
Members ensure the left and<br />
right hands know what is going<br />
on. It is this committee that<br />
works out finances and give the<br />
sub committees their budgets<br />
for the year. Each sub committee<br />
has a five year forward plan for<br />
expenditure, so we put money<br />
aside to pay for major projects<br />
which may occur in the future,<br />
such as painting the outside<br />
of the Vestry Hall or renewing<br />
some play equipment (each<br />
piece costs about £6,000).<br />
A reserve is also held for<br />
emergencies.<br />
Policy and Resources also looks<br />
after our most valuable assets,<br />
the parish clerks, Lori and Laura.<br />
The clerks act as the ‘do-ers’ for<br />
the parish – they report issues<br />
to TWBC, contact suppliers<br />
and contractors, and act as the<br />
front line in communication<br />
for parishioners. They work<br />
alongside Lynn from Tunbridge<br />
Wells in the Weald Information<br />
Centre, and if one doesn’t know<br />
the answer, one of the others<br />
probably does!<br />
Neighbourhood Development<br />
Plan (NDP) – chaired by Cllr.<br />
Nancy Warne<br />
The <strong>Parish</strong> Council is<br />
responsible for the delivery<br />
of the NDP. Led by Cllr. Nancy<br />
Warne, the NDP Steering Group<br />
is made up of councillors<br />
and non-councillors.<br />
Through public engagement<br />
events and questionnaires,<br />
parishioners are helping to<br />
create a shared vision for<br />
the future development<br />
of the parish. Details of<br />
how to get involved can be<br />
found on the website www.<br />
cranbrookandsissinghurstndp.<br />
co.uk<br />
The final plan will include a set<br />
of policies specific to the parish,<br />
against which future planning<br />
decisions will be determined.<br />
<strong>Parish</strong>ioners get to vote on the<br />
plan in a referendum, which<br />
will take place in late 2018/<br />
early 2019.<br />
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Issues Facing<br />
the <strong>Parish</strong><br />
FANTASTIC EVENTS BY FANTASTIC<br />
PEOPLE<br />
Nuts in May, Cranbrook in Bloom,<br />
Sissinghurst Fête, Sissinghurst boot<br />
fairs, Cranbrook Apple Fair - how can<br />
we, as a community, encourage people to<br />
keep creating the events that define the<br />
parish? Such energy and creativity can<br />
be nurtured by the parish, but it is the<br />
individuals in the community who make<br />
these things happen, so thank you!<br />
The parish council has funds that can be<br />
applied for as ‘seed corn’ for events (eg.<br />
the 5K and 10K runs organised by the<br />
Primary School), but we also hear that the<br />
Co-op now has local funds for supporting<br />
local organisations – a big thank you to<br />
the Co-op – ask in store for details!<br />
PUBLIC TOILETS<br />
We cannot be a tourist destination unless<br />
people can get off a coach and go to the<br />
loo. Unfortunately, the public toilets have<br />
been vandalised time and again by the<br />
youth of the town, to the point that TWBC<br />
has spent more money on the Cranbrook<br />
WCs than all the others in the borough put<br />
together. The issue is being debated with<br />
the borough council to find a solution.<br />
VANDALISM<br />
Some of the parish’s new play equipment<br />
has been vandalised, and if we get new<br />
WCs we need to protect them too. If you<br />
see (or hear) vandalism taking place,<br />
please call 101 immediately. If fire is<br />
involved, 999 is the number.<br />
COMMUNITY CENTRE<br />
The future community centre will need<br />
to be redesigned as the first plan is<br />
unaffordable. The NDP Steering Group<br />
is assembling views, and we still need<br />
information and evidence of what it will<br />
be used for.<br />
There is a split in the community between<br />
people who say ‘There is no need for one’<br />
and the other camp who say ‘Build it and<br />
they will come’.<br />
HOUSING<br />
We do not know how many new houses<br />
TWBC has to build, and how many it will<br />
put in our parish. The NDP is crucial to<br />
enabling us to have a say on where they<br />
go and what they look like, so please<br />
get involved or have your say. There are<br />
decisions about to be made that will<br />
change the parish, and you do have an<br />
option to influence them.<br />
BUSINESS PREMISES<br />
With new housing comes the need for<br />
places to work, and so often businesses are<br />
not considered as they do not have a vote<br />
– they pay huge commercial rates, but<br />
have no say in the democratic process. The<br />
NDP is also considering where and what<br />
type of premises are needed – businesses<br />
need to tell us!<br />
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local legend<br />
LINDA PAGE<br />
Cranbrook In Bloom champion and much more<br />
WHERE WERE YOU BORN AND BRED?<br />
Bexleyheath, then we moved a couple<br />
of times before living in Iden Green. We<br />
then went to Apple Pie Farm in Benenden<br />
where my husband-to-be Fred worked. We<br />
met when I was 15 and waiting for a bus to<br />
Cranbrook. When I got to the town he was<br />
waiting for me and asked me out. Three<br />
years later we were married!<br />
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?<br />
Benenden Primary and then to the<br />
Tonbridge Tech which is now the Weald of<br />
Kent Grammar School.<br />
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?<br />
I went into the police as a cadet for a year<br />
but Fred did not want me to carry on with<br />
that so I worked in an insurance company<br />
in Maidstone. We married when I was 18<br />
and we had three children, Chris, Simon<br />
and Teresa.<br />
WHICH THREE WORDS DESCRIBE YOU?<br />
Enthusiastic, positive, cheerful. I am a half<br />
glass full person!<br />
WHAT’S THE HISTORY OF PAGES?<br />
We took over 21 High Street, Cranbrook,<br />
which was a sweet shop and newsagents<br />
but it soon became too small so we moved<br />
into what was Dykes’ newsagents when<br />
the owner retired. Our son Chris is now<br />
working in the shop.<br />
WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?<br />
I like seeing results. I get<br />
a lot of pleasure out of<br />
organising things<br />
in the town. One<br />
of my four sisters<br />
says I am the one<br />
who lights the<br />
touch paper and<br />
goes away!<br />
YOU ARE VERY<br />
INVOLVED IN THE<br />
COMMUNITY.<br />
WHAT ARE YOUR<br />
HIGHLIGHTS?<br />
I am very proud<br />
of being chairman of Cranbrook in Bloom<br />
which was set up in 1994 but really got<br />
going in 2000. I am so lucky to have so many<br />
people in the group who work so hard. We<br />
have won gold twice in the South and South<br />
East in Bloom competition. On the strength<br />
of that we were one of only five small towns<br />
to be invited to take part in Britain in Bloom<br />
and won silver gilt in 2014 and 2015.<br />
WHAT MAKES CRANBROOK SUCH A<br />
SPECIAL PLACE TO WORK?<br />
I am a people person. I just like to be able to<br />
see people every day and see what is going<br />
on. It is such a friendly town. I step outside<br />
the door and look up and down the High<br />
Street and say to myself “aren’t we lucky?”<br />
WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT `MUST WATCH’ TV<br />
PROGRAMME?<br />
I don’t do soaps, I don’t do the news! I read<br />
a paper instead. I did like Broadchurch and<br />
Silent Witness.<br />
YOUR PET PREFERENCES – CATS OR DOGS?<br />
Neither! I don’t like cats and Fred is allergic<br />
to animals.<br />
FAVOURITE CAKE?<br />
Cream is more important than the cake! I<br />
do like a Pavlova and I have cream on my<br />
porridge!<br />
WHAT DO YOU DO TO UNWIND?<br />
I do like to read novels. I like Pillars of the<br />
Earth by Ken Follet set in medieval times. I<br />
also like a gin and tonic!<br />
WHAT DAILY PAPER DO YOU READ?<br />
I read the I Daily newspaper. I used to be a<br />
Mail reader but there is too much drivel in it<br />
now. The I is very concise and only 50p!<br />
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