The Good Life – July-August 2017
Featuring WDAY Reporter Kevin Wallevand - Fargo's most famous storyteller. Local Hero - Navy Veteran, Shane Tibiatowski. Having a Beer with Dilworth Mayor - Chad Olson and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
Featuring WDAY Reporter Kevin Wallevand - Fargo's most famous storyteller. Local Hero - Navy Veteran, Shane Tibiatowski. Having a Beer with Dilworth Mayor - Chad Olson and more in Fargo Moorhead's only men's magazine.
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MR. FULL-TIME DAD<br />
<strong>The</strong> Toddler Diet Revolution<br />
Get Your Beach Body by Summer's End<br />
BY: BEN HANSON <strong>–</strong> MR. FULL-TIME DAD • PHOTO BY: URBAN TOAD MEDIA<br />
Any stay-at-home parent will attest, not a day goes<br />
by without learning something new about your child,<br />
yourself or the greater experience of life. My son, Macklin,<br />
turns two in late <strong>July</strong>, and already he’s taught me valuable<br />
lessons about humility, love, creativity … even the actual<br />
process of learning itself. Somewhere along the line,<br />
he also apparently signed a lifetime contract to teach a<br />
master class on patience. It’s a pass/fail class that I had no<br />
business signing up for.<br />
Not all lessons are quite so lofty. Often, I simply end the<br />
day with a better understanding of how to clean yogurt off<br />
the dining room wall. That was just yesterday, in fact. I was<br />
feeling pretty confident in my yogurt cleaning abilities, but<br />
Mack thought otherwise and gave me yet another chance<br />
to get it right.<br />
As I was scrubbing, another light bulb went off. Perhaps<br />
this isn’t a cleaning lesson at all. Maybe I’ve been looking<br />
at this wall of yogurt all wrong. And it hit me. Mack’s<br />
immensely frustrating bedside manner (at the dinner<br />
table) is actually a pretty clever, five-part diet plan.<br />
I took a step back and ran through our typical mealtime<br />
scenarios in my head. It was all there — calorie reduction,<br />
gastrointestinal maintenance, even stress control. I<br />
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thought about calling Oprah immediately, but figured it might<br />
be too early in the process. What I need are a few real-life<br />
case studies to validate this toddler diet revolution.<br />
So, good news for you. I realize the summer of <strong>2017</strong> is<br />
already half over — the longest day of the year is now in the<br />
rearview — but there’s still plenty of bathing suit season left<br />
to make one last push toward attaining a beach body worthy<br />
of a double-take. Use these tips, report back and let’s get (me)<br />
rich!<br />
Fling Your Plate Across the Room<br />
At the outset of any new endeavor, it’s good to keep things<br />
simple. Thus, step one of the Toddler Diet Revolution (yes,<br />
I’ve since trademarked it) is simply to throw all of your food<br />
directly on the floor. You’re allowed one … maybe two bites,<br />
but seriously, fatty, that’s it. And if you’re an adult that still<br />
drinks cow milk, throw that on the floor, too, then use your<br />
newfound free time to deconstruct the idea of drinking cow<br />
milk.<br />
Poop Whilst Eating<br />
Step two requires a little more effort. Maybe even a grunt or<br />
two. <strong>The</strong> concept, however, remains simple. You’ve probably<br />
heard about the concept of “calories in/calories out,” but<br />
that brings exercise into the mix, which I will assure you