06.06.2017 Views

The Stranger in the Woods_ The - Michael Finkel

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.

chocolate, whipped cream, and red w<strong>in</strong>e.<br />

He filled plastic totes with nonperishable food. He took warm clo<strong>the</strong>s and sleep<strong>in</strong>g bags. And he<br />

stockpiled propane, haul<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> potbellied white tanks from barbecue grills all around North and Little<br />

North Ponds. <strong>The</strong> tanks were vital—not for cook<strong>in</strong>g (cold food still nourishes) or heat (burn<strong>in</strong>g gas <strong>in</strong> a tent<br />

can create enough carbon monoxide to kill you) but for melt<strong>in</strong>g snow to make dr<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g water. It was a fuel<strong>in</strong>tensive<br />

task; Knight required ten tanks per w<strong>in</strong>ter. When each tank was f<strong>in</strong>ished, he buried it near his site.<br />

He never returned an empty.<br />

<strong>The</strong> supply-ga<strong>the</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g process was a race aga<strong>in</strong>st <strong>the</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r. With <strong>the</strong> first significant snowfall of <strong>the</strong><br />

season, typically <strong>in</strong> November, all operations shut down. It is impossible to move through snow without<br />

mak<strong>in</strong>g tracks, and Knight was obsessive about not leav<strong>in</strong>g a pr<strong>in</strong>t. So for <strong>the</strong> next six months, until <strong>the</strong><br />

spr<strong>in</strong>g thaw <strong>in</strong> April, he rarely strayed from his clear<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> woods. Ideally, he wouldn’t depart from his<br />

camp at all <strong>the</strong> entire w<strong>in</strong>ter.<br />

To combat <strong>the</strong> cold, Knight groomed his beard to w<strong>in</strong>ter length—about an <strong>in</strong>ch: thick enough to <strong>in</strong>sulate<br />

his face, th<strong>in</strong> enough to prevent ice buildup. For most of <strong>the</strong> summer, us<strong>in</strong>g stolen shav<strong>in</strong>g cream, he’d<br />

rema<strong>in</strong> clean-shaven, to stay cool, except dur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> height of mosquito season, when a heavy scruff served<br />

as a natural <strong>in</strong>sect repellent. <strong>The</strong> blackflies can swarm so thickly <strong>in</strong> central Ma<strong>in</strong>e that you can’t brea<strong>the</strong><br />

without <strong>in</strong>hal<strong>in</strong>g some; every forearm slap leaves your f<strong>in</strong>gers sticky with your own blood. Many North<br />

Pond locals f<strong>in</strong>d peak <strong>in</strong>sect season more challeng<strong>in</strong>g than <strong>the</strong> severest cold snap.<br />

Once <strong>the</strong> bugs subsided, Knight would shave aga<strong>in</strong>, until <strong>the</strong> blustery season <strong>in</strong> late fall—facial hair also<br />

offers good protection from <strong>the</strong> w<strong>in</strong>d. As for <strong>the</strong> hair on his head, he kept it simple: several times a year,<br />

he’d shave himself bald, us<strong>in</strong>g scissors and a disposable razor. While he lived <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> woods, Knight never<br />

once appeared classically hermitlike, hirsute and disheveled, and only while he was <strong>in</strong> jail and no longer a<br />

hermit did he beg<strong>in</strong> to look exactly like one. It was his idea of a practical joke.<br />

It’s natural to assume that Knight just slept all <strong>the</strong> time dur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> cold season, a human hibernation, but<br />

this is wrong. “It is dangerous to sleep too long <strong>in</strong> w<strong>in</strong>ter,” he said. It was essential for him to know<br />

precisely how cold it was, his bra<strong>in</strong> demanded it, so he always kept three <strong>the</strong>rmometers <strong>in</strong> camp: one<br />

mercury, one digital, one spr<strong>in</strong>g-loaded. He couldn’t trust just a s<strong>in</strong>gle <strong>the</strong>rmometer, and preferred a<br />

consensus.<br />

When frigid wea<strong>the</strong>r descended, he went to sleep at seven-thirty p.m. He’d cocoon himself <strong>in</strong> multiple<br />

layers of sleep<strong>in</strong>g bags and c<strong>in</strong>ch a tie-down strap near his feet to prevent <strong>the</strong> covers from slipp<strong>in</strong>g off. If he<br />

needed to pee, it was too cumbersome to undo his bedd<strong>in</strong>g, so he used a wide-mou<strong>the</strong>d jug with a good lid.<br />

No matter what he tried, he couldn’t keep his feet warm. “Thick socks. Multiple socks. Boot l<strong>in</strong>ers. Th<strong>in</strong><br />

socks, th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g it was better to have my feet toge<strong>the</strong>r, us<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> mitten <strong>the</strong>ory. I never found a perfect<br />

solution.” Still, he did not lose a toe or a f<strong>in</strong>ger to frostbite. Once <strong>in</strong> bed, he’d sleep six and a half hours, and<br />

arise at two a.m.<br />

That way, at <strong>the</strong> depth of cold, he was awake. At extreme temperatures, it didn’t matter how well<br />

wrapped he was—if he rema<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>in</strong> bed much longer, condensation from his body could freeze his sleep<strong>in</strong>g<br />

bag. His core temperature would plunge, and <strong>the</strong> paralyz<strong>in</strong>g lethargy of an extreme chill would beg<strong>in</strong> to<br />

creep over him, start<strong>in</strong>g at his feet and hands, <strong>the</strong>n mov<strong>in</strong>g like an <strong>in</strong>vad<strong>in</strong>g army to his heart. “If you try and<br />

sleep through that k<strong>in</strong>d of cold, you might never wake up.”<br />

<strong>The</strong> first th<strong>in</strong>g he’d do at two a.m. was light his stove and start melt<strong>in</strong>g snow. To get his blood circulat<strong>in</strong>g,<br />

he’d walk <strong>the</strong> perimeter of his camp. “Out of <strong>the</strong> tent. Turn left. Fifteen paces. Turn left. Eight paces. To

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!