8_Days__June_1_2017
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MOVIES<br />
BY<br />
DOUGLAS TSENG<br />
Baywatch (M18)<br />
STARRING Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Priyanka Chopra DIRECTED BY Seth Gordon<br />
40<br />
8<br />
I have a major problem with Baywatch and it’s that I<br />
don’t want to review it. Seriously.<br />
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it isn’t worth<br />
reviewing. I’m just simply saying, what would be the<br />
point, really? I just to want to chill and revel in the<br />
sun-soaked silliness of a movie that’s based on a<br />
1990s cheesy TV series that had David Hasselhoff<br />
and Pamela Anderson as lifeguards who spend<br />
most of their screen-time running in slow motion.<br />
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m numbed<br />
from those go-for-broke extravaganzas with special<br />
effects-heavy, video gamey climactic showdowns.<br />
After a while, they all look the same. And Baywatch<br />
is the perfect mindless getaway to help me detox.<br />
Ten minutes into the screening, I stopped<br />
scribbling notes in the dark. All I had were mental<br />
bullet points. Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron work<br />
well together as mismatched lifeguard buddies.<br />
The girls are hot in their swimsuits. Jon Bass, the<br />
only out-of-shape actor in the movie, is adorkable.<br />
Priyanka Chopra — as the villain — looks like she’s<br />
taking a holiday from Quantico. Plenty of pleasant<br />
DAYS<br />
Looks that<br />
kill: Priyanka<br />
Chopra<br />
is serious<br />
business as<br />
the villain.<br />
distractions and raunchy gags. Plan holiday.<br />
Remember to hit the gym.<br />
Baywatch is a soft drink movie — for two hours,<br />
it’ll help you beat the scorching heat and quench<br />
your thirst. Is it nourishing? Don’t think so. In fact,<br />
you’ll probably forget about it once you’re out of<br />
the cinema. But that’s okay. Life is too short to<br />
deconstruct a movie that's based on a 1990s<br />
cheesy TV series about lifeguards who spend<br />
most of their screen-time running in slow motion.<br />
Everyone has a guilty pleasure and this is mine.<br />
Deal with it.<br />
RATING