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Chihuahuas. Green went on like a scared teenager telling the principal about some bullies that would<br />
get him after school.<br />
Green had always been a rambler and, as Carl soon believed, a weakling. In high school Green’s<br />
classmates had called him “the Gooch.” At the time, young, chubby Green didn’t know what the term<br />
meant and laughed along with the other boys when they referenced him by that nickname. It wasn’t<br />
until years later that he found out that a gooch was the area on a man’s body between his scrotum and<br />
his asshole.<br />
Carl could easily see why the nickname had stuck. After a few minutes of his rambling, Carl<br />
wanted to slap him or tell him to shut the hell up, or both. (Gooch!) Green seemed as nervous as his<br />
three-pound Chihuahuas. Sometimes he whimpered as he spoke to the Marco Polo task force about his<br />
role on the site and about the dreaded Dread Pirate Roberts. At other times he pleaded, “I’m just a<br />
good Mormon boy.”<br />
Eventually, after a couple of hours of questioning, Green’s lawyer (who was apparently the<br />
worst lawyer in Utah) grew bored and decided to leave, noting that his client should just tell the cops<br />
everything he knew. As the lawyer walked out, the Gooch started crying. Carl thought about how<br />
pathetic this man was and how he was everything Carl hated in the world: not tough enough to stand<br />
up for the choices he had made.<br />
At around noon, exhausted from hours of interrogation, they decided to go down to the restaurant<br />
of the Marriott Hotel and grab lunch. As everyone ate, Carl logged on to his laptop as Nob to chat<br />
with DPR and see if he knew more about the man sitting across from him. It was then, as Green sat<br />
eating french fries and trying not to upset his DEA captors, that Dread told Nob what had happened.<br />
One of his employees had stolen some Bitcoins, and he wasn’t happy about it. “Not a ton of money,”<br />
DPR said as they began typing to one another, “but it pisses me off to no end.”<br />
“Who is it and where is he,” Nob wrote back as he looked up from his laptop at the Gooch, who<br />
nervously looked back.<br />
“I’ll send you his ID,” DPR replied.<br />
Nob immediately asked why he had this man’s ID.<br />
“I had him send it to me when I hired him,” Dread wrote back, “for just this kind of situation.”<br />
As Carl chatted with Dread, he played dumb about what had happened with his kilo of cocaine,<br />
but he was also surprised that Green had the audacity to steal $350,000 in Bitcoins shortly after he<br />
had been arrested. “You stole money from DPR?” Carl asked Green, shocked that the Gooch would<br />
do such a thing. Shaun, who had really stolen the money, just watched silently.<br />
“No!” Green replied, panicked. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. I wouldn’t even know how to steal<br />
a penny from him.”<br />
“Just admit it!” Carl yelled. And then Shaun jumped in too. Shaun’s glare was intimidating, with<br />
his narrow, snarly eyes. “Just admit you stole the money!”<br />
“I didn’t!”<br />
“Why are you protecting him?” Carl asked.<br />
“I didn’t do it!” Green sobbed.<br />
During this exchange, a request from the Dread Pirate Roberts popped up on Carl’s computer<br />
screen asking if he knew anyone who could beat Green up and force him to send the money back.<br />
Given that Carl was posing as a big-time drug smuggler, he told DPR that of course he knew people<br />
who could do that kind of work.