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look for anything out of the ordinary: a package with a small bulge; return addresses that looked fake;<br />
the sound of plastic wrap inside a paper envelope; anything fishy at all. There was nothing scientific<br />
about it. There were no high-tech scanners or swabs testing for residue. After a decade in which e-<br />
mail had largely outmoded physical mail, the postal service’s budgets had been decimated. Fancy<br />
technology was a rare treat allocated to the investigation of large packages. And Chicago’s mailsniffing<br />
dogs—Shadow and Rogue—came through only a couple of times a month. Instead, whoever<br />
was hunting through the scrubs simply reached a hand inside and followed their instincts.<br />
Thirty minutes into his rummaging routine, the white square envelope caught Mike’s eye.<br />
He held it up to the lights overhead. The address on the front had been typed, not written by hand.<br />
That was generally a telltale sign for customs agents that something was amiss. As Mike knew,<br />
addresses are usually typed only for business mail, not personal. The package also had a slight bump,<br />
which was suspicious, considering it came from the Netherlands. Mike grabbed an evidence folder<br />
and a 6051S seizure form that would allow him to legally open the envelope. Placing a knife in its<br />
belly, he gutted it like a fish, dumping out a plastic baggie with a tiny pink pill of ecstasy inside.<br />
Mike had been working in the customs unit for two years and was fully aware that under normal<br />
circumstances no one in the federal government would give a flying fuck about one lousy pill. There<br />
was, as every government employee in Chicago knew, an unspoken rule that drug agents didn’t take on<br />
cases that involved fewer than a thousand pills. The U.S. Attorney’s Office would scoff at such an<br />
investigation. There were bigger busts to pursue.<br />
But Mike had been given clear instructions by someone who was waiting for a pill just like this:<br />
Homeland Security agent Jared Der-Yeghiayan.<br />
A few months prior, Mike had come across a similar piece of illicit mail on its way to<br />
Minneapolis. He had picked up the phone and called the U.S. Immigration and Customs<br />
Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations office at the airport, half expecting that he would be<br />
laughed at or hung up on, as usual. But the HSI agent who answered was surprisingly receptive. At the<br />
time, Jared had been on the job for only two months and frankly didn’t know any better. “I can’t fly to<br />
Minneapolis to talk to a guy about one single pill,” Jared said. “So call me if you get something in my<br />
area, in Chicago. Then I can go over there and do a knock-and-talk.”<br />
Four months later, when Mike found a pill destined for Chicago, Jared rushed over to see it.<br />
“Why do you want this?” Mike asked Jared. “All the other agents say no; people have been saying no<br />
to meth and heroin for years. And yet you want this one little pill?”<br />
Jared knew very well that this could be nothing. Maybe an idiot kid in the Netherlands was<br />
sending a few friends some MDMA. But he also wondered why one single pill had been sent on such<br />
a long journey and how the people who mailed such small packages of drugs knew the recipients they<br />
were sending them to. Something about it felt peculiar. “There may be something else to this,” Jared<br />
told Mike as he took the envelope. He would need it to show his “babysitter.”<br />
Every newbie agent in HSI was assigned one—a training officer—during their first year. A more<br />
seasoned officer who knew the drill, made sure you didn’t get into too much trouble, and often made<br />
you feel like a total piece of shit. Every morning Jared had to call his chaperone and tell him what he<br />
was working on that day. The only thing that made it different from preschool was that you got to<br />
carry a gun.<br />
Unsurprisingly, Jared’s training officer saw no urgency to a single pill, and it was a week before<br />
he even consented to accompany his younger colleague on the “knock-and-talk”—to knock on the