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STRETFORD GRAMMAR SCHOOL MAGAZINE 1


4<br />

Interview<br />

27<br />

Book reviews<br />

INTERVIEW WITH MR CROWLEY<br />

CHARLIE AND NADIA FIND OUT ABOUT MR CROWLEY’S LIFE<br />

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO READ?<br />

TABLE OF CONTENTS<br />

Interview / page 4<br />

Charlie The Agony Aunt / page 8<br />

The story of <strong>the</strong> bottle flip / page 11<br />

America retold / page 12<br />

Entertainment / page 14<br />

What’s Been Happening In School / page 16<br />

Oxford University / page 22<br />

Dof E Bronze / page 24<br />

Radio Silence<br />

Zoya reviews <strong>the</strong> smash hit novel Radio Silence and fills<br />

you in with all <strong>the</strong> compelling details of <strong>the</strong> book.<br />

Books / page 26<br />

LGBTQ+ History / page 28<br />

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Agony Aunt<br />

8<br />

International Politics<br />

12<br />

What is <strong>the</strong> meaning of life?<br />

Our very own Charlie answers <strong>the</strong><br />

age old question and much more.<br />

Manam in America<br />

Social History<br />

28<br />

Manam discusses <strong>the</strong> current american landscape, its effect on <strong>the</strong> USA<br />

trip of 2017 and of course... Trump.<br />

LGBTQ+ Exhibition<br />

Dulcie gives us an insight into<br />

earning about her history<br />

EDITORIAL<br />

Welcome to <strong>the</strong> inaugural issue of <strong>the</strong><br />

Stretford Grammar magazine: <strong>Behind</strong><br />

The <strong>Blazers</strong>. The members of our team<br />

have put great effort into delivering <strong>the</strong><br />

magazine - from <strong>the</strong> journalists all <strong>the</strong><br />

way to <strong>the</strong> editorial board.<br />

This issue includes many highlights<br />

hand-picked for our readers and <strong>the</strong><br />

school community.<br />

We hope that this will provide a<br />

foundation for a school-wide tradition<br />

for many years to come.<br />

Special thanks to Manam Mahmood,<br />

and Zoya Anwar for getting this<br />

toge<strong>the</strong>r and being a crucial part of <strong>the</strong><br />

editorial board.<br />

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INTERVIEW<br />

MR CROWLEY<br />

JOIN US AS WE GET TO GRIPS WITH THE MYSTERIOUS IRISH ENGLISH<br />

TEACHER MR CROWLEY WHO TELLS US EVERYTHING FROM HIS FAVOURITE<br />

BOOK TO WHY HE BECAME AN ENGLISH TEACHER<br />

Nadia Shamas + Charlie Buckley Y11<br />

Charlie<br />

Is <strong>the</strong> Irish accent real? Do you put room, you can publish that bit.<br />

it on, or tone it down for work?<br />

My accent is real, I think. My accent Are <strong>the</strong>re any books that, after<br />

is much softer in England than it is in years of being an English teacher,<br />

Ireland. If I go on <strong>the</strong> phone with my you just want to burn?<br />

bro<strong>the</strong>r, or I go on a plane to Ireland, As an English teacher, I am inherently<br />

my accent tends to miraculously get against burning ANY books. I know it<br />

stronger.<br />

can sometimes get<br />

boring with <strong>the</strong> same<br />

Are you annoyed<br />

that you don’t have<br />

an office?<br />

I have an office – it’s<br />

my classroom! It’s a<br />

mess, but everything<br />

to do with my life is<br />

in this room. I have a little room in <strong>the</strong><br />

English office, but no, I don’t need an<br />

office thanks. Mrs. Yeomans is kind<br />

enough to share <strong>the</strong> office that she<br />

has with all of us as a general English<br />

She said “You must<br />

work in a nice school”<br />

and I said “Yeah I work<br />

in an awesome school”<br />

texts year after year,<br />

but I think that<br />

<strong>the</strong>re’s always new<br />

stuff you can find.<br />

I’ve been teaching<br />

some texts for seven<br />

years, but <strong>the</strong>re’s<br />

always a pupil that will say something<br />

new at some point that makes us think.<br />

What made you want to become a<br />

teacher?<br />

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Um… I haven’t always been a teacher.<br />

I got to an age where I thought, “Am I<br />

gonna do [<strong>the</strong> job I was doing] for <strong>the</strong><br />

rest of my life?” and that was quite a<br />

depressing thought. So I changed<br />

career and decided to go back to<br />

University and train to be a teacher – I<br />

thought I’d be alright at it, and I’d done<br />

a bit of teaching before on a smaller<br />

scale, but it was a big decision for me<br />

to do it. Because I love reading and<br />

books, and I foolishly thought I could<br />

convey some of that enthusiasm.<br />

Do you enjoy your job?<br />

I do, I love my job, and I love working<br />

at this school. My friend was up from<br />

London last week and she said I was<br />

<strong>the</strong> only teacher that she knows that<br />

isn’t miserable. She said “you must<br />

work in a really nice school,” and I said,<br />

“yeah, I work in an awesome school.”<br />

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT<br />

GETTING MIXED UP WITH MR<br />

HOWELL?<br />

You know Bert and Ernie from<br />

Sesame Street? Me and Mr.<br />

Howell have a relationship a<br />

bit like that. We live in a little<br />

terraced house toge<strong>the</strong>r; we talk<br />

about who has <strong>the</strong> better Ford<br />

Fiesta, stuff like that. I’m quite<br />

proud of that Bert and Ernie<br />

comparison. I guess we look a<br />

bit too alike.<br />

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If you could start your life over and<br />

be 16 again, do you think you would<br />

become an English teacher?<br />

Oh God – at 16 I didn’t want to be a<br />

teacher. I had nothing against teachers,<br />

but I didn’t think that it was something<br />

I wanted to do. It seems to me that <strong>the</strong><br />

younger generation today have a much<br />

clearer sense of what <strong>the</strong>y want to be,<br />

and I think that’s because society has<br />

changed in a way. I think that one of<br />

<strong>the</strong> pleasures of growing up when I did<br />

was that it was allowed to be messier,<br />

you were allowed to make mistakes<br />

and have a couple of years where you<br />

didn’t know what you wanted to do. If<br />

I had a vision of myself at 16 as I am<br />

now, I’d probably hate myself. But at<br />

<strong>the</strong> same time, I’d be content that I<br />

hadn’t chosen something which was<br />

dreadfully awful.<br />

“There are things I’ve said today, and I regret<br />

things all <strong>the</strong> time. But <strong>the</strong> thing is, you can’t<br />

live your life retrospectively – you’ve got to keep<br />

moving forward. It’s about tomorrow, not today.”<br />

What would you be if you weren’t a<br />

teacher?<br />

I wanted to be a musician. I played in<br />

a lot of bands and did a lot of music – I<br />

played guitar and played drums for a<br />

while, which I wasn’t very good at. I did<br />

a bit of singing too, but wasn’t a lead<br />

singer or anything like that. I played<br />

with a lot of bands at some interesting<br />

places, but I was never at a place<br />

where I was ever going to make it<br />

being a musician. That’s what I wanted<br />

to be at 16.<br />

Any regrets?<br />

I’ve got thousands of regrets, and of<br />

course <strong>the</strong>re are things that I would’ve<br />

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changed, decisions I’ve made,<br />

things I’ve said… There are things<br />

I’ve said today, and I regret things<br />

all <strong>the</strong> time. But <strong>the</strong> thing is, you<br />

can’t live your life retrospectively –<br />

you’ve got to keep moving forward.<br />

It’s about tomorrow, not today.<br />

"Do you have favourites?”<br />

“No, of course not! I hate everybody<br />

equally."<br />

This is <strong>the</strong> part where you<br />

decide what goes in <strong>the</strong> Library<br />

magazine: who should we<br />

interview next?<br />

Mr Chadbond. I just think he’s a<br />

very interesting character.<br />

FAVOURITE BOOK<br />

That’s very hard! My favourite<br />

book… is Ulysses by James<br />

Joyce (1922). The whole<br />

novel takes place in one day,<br />

and it’s based on <strong>the</strong> day he<br />

met his future wife. It’s about<br />

<strong>the</strong>se two characters who<br />

go through Dublin, meeting<br />

each o<strong>the</strong>r at <strong>the</strong> end. It’s<br />

quite a ramble-y book, but I<br />

really do love it.<br />

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Agony Aunt Charlie<br />

Meet your personal confidant, Aunt Charlie. I’m here to help answer your questions and give advice on everything,<br />

from relationship struggles to what to have for breakfast. So, let’s get started! Thanks to all <strong>the</strong> people who asked<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir questions.<br />

Aunt Charlie Y11 , Katie Hoyle Y9<br />

Sophie Rimmer<br />

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I’m very shy. How can I become<br />

louder?<br />

I know how you feel when it comes to<br />

being shy. I was <strong>the</strong> kid who just sat<br />

alone and read a book. But look at me<br />

now: I’m an Agony Aunt in a school<br />

magazine!? Being shy can be a quality<br />

of someone’s personality, and it’s not<br />

necessarily a bad thing: it’s only bad<br />

if it begins to affect your quality of life<br />

and stops you from taking up<br />

opportunities that you want to take.<br />

There are ways in which you can<br />

develop your confidence and become<br />

more of an extroverted person, and<br />

<strong>the</strong>y don’t necessarily revolve around<br />

making you louder. I suggest joining<br />

<strong>the</strong> school drama club. You’re not<br />

alone when it comes to being quiet<br />

and struggling to make friends, and so<br />

this sort of activity can help to let your<br />

personality shine!<br />

I want advice on a good book, help!<br />

Well, that’s a bit of a vague question!<br />

What do you like? Thriller? Comedy?<br />

Romance? The best thing to do is to<br />

look online for <strong>the</strong> best-selling books<br />

in <strong>the</strong> genre that you’re interested in.<br />

You could also ask your friends what<br />

<strong>the</strong>y recommend, or ask <strong>the</strong> school<br />

librarian. P.S. - if you want my opinion,<br />

my favourite book is The Perks of<br />

Being a Wallflower. It’s an emotional<br />

book which has you gripped in <strong>the</strong><br />

story from <strong>the</strong> very beginning, and you<br />

WANT ANOTHER BOOK TO READ?<br />

Storm Siren is a breath-taking fantasy by Mary<br />

greatest gift?<br />

Weber and is <strong>the</strong> first book in <strong>the</strong> Storm Siren<br />

trilogy.<br />

Throughout this book <strong>the</strong> reader is whisked<br />

on a journey with Nym, not just to protect<br />

This book is about <strong>the</strong> 17 year old slave Nym<br />

residing in <strong>the</strong> fictional world of Faelan who<br />

was born with a curse- she can summon<br />

storms. She is known as an Elemental, but<br />

Elementals like her are always male and<br />

killed at birth, so her existence shouldn’t<br />

Faelen, but to save Nym and to gain<br />

redemption. This book will entice you with<br />

<strong>the</strong> easily lovable characters. Mary Weber<br />

creates an amazing world, full of intrigue,<br />

plots, murders, traitors, and cliff hangers,<br />

which will leave you desperate to read on.<br />

even be possible. Despite this her country is<br />

losing a long war and <strong>the</strong>y desperately need a<br />

weapon. Nym could be this weapon, but she<br />

will need to learn to control her curse. Can<br />

If you are a fan of fantasy, action/adventure<br />

or romance <strong>the</strong>n this is definitely <strong>the</strong> book<br />

for you.<br />

she learn to realise her curse could be her<br />

STORM SIREN<br />

5/5<br />

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go for it: but it’s hard to get someone<br />

could get a good job and make millions<br />

to ask you unless you explicitly talk to<br />

of pounds, being filthy rich and as<br />

<strong>the</strong>m about it. At <strong>the</strong> end of <strong>the</strong> day, if<br />

happy as can be until you die. But what<br />

you want a relationship with<br />

makes our experience of life so<br />

somebody, go for it, but when it comes<br />

magical is that we can interact with<br />

to prom dates, most people will be<br />

o<strong>the</strong>rs: we can make o<strong>the</strong>r people ha-<br />

going with <strong>the</strong>ir friends so as to avoid<br />

<strong>the</strong> awkward date-atmosphere and<br />

just have fun on <strong>the</strong> night. Don’t worry<br />

about sticking out because you don’t<br />

have a date: most people won’t,<br />

really get to understand what goes on<br />

in <strong>the</strong> main character’s head.<br />

hurt, but bad ones should be avoided.<br />

What’s <strong>the</strong> meaning of life?<br />

ppy for free. With a little time and energy,<br />

you can make anyone happy: and<br />

that’s what life is all about.<br />

Recently my friend has been<br />

talking to a boy- I am concerned<br />

about how obsessed with boys in<br />

general she is.<br />

Boys can be <strong>the</strong> very<br />

If you want my opinion on <strong>the</strong> matter,<br />

I’d say what makes life so meaningful<br />

is how you can use your own influence<br />

to make o<strong>the</strong>r people’s lives better. You<br />

How do I get asked to prom?<br />

Don’t worry about prom. High school is<br />

so unbelievably<br />

embarrassing, messy<br />

best and <strong>the</strong> very worst<br />

thing about life. I’m sure<br />

this friend of yours is<br />

enjoying herself with<br />

her newly-found crush.<br />

As you said above, this<br />

only becomes a<br />

problem if she starts getting hurt. If I<br />

were you, I’d do a little investigating<br />

into who this boy actually is - see if<br />

he’s nice and sweet, or if he’s just a<br />

bad-boy fling. From <strong>the</strong>re, you can<br />

decide where to go: nice boys can’t<br />

and awful that things<br />

“What makes our experience of life so magical is we<br />

like getting asked to<br />

can interact with o<strong>the</strong>rs: we can make o<strong>the</strong>r people prom isn’t that important<br />

in <strong>the</strong> grand sche-<br />

happy for free. With a little time and energy, you can<br />

make anyone happy.”<br />

me of things. If you<br />

want to ask someone,<br />

AGONY AUNT CHARLIE<br />

There are few things Charlie likes more<br />

than Lady Gaga and dressing up, one of<br />

those things is giving advice. He’s here to<br />

answer all <strong>the</strong> questions you may have:<br />

from teenage drama to advice on regular<br />

everyday situations and become <strong>the</strong> best<br />

friend you never had in <strong>the</strong> process. Put<br />

your questions in <strong>the</strong> Library anonymous<br />

box and Charlie will work his magic.<br />

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Bottle Flipping<br />

Freddy Tayor Y7<br />

Bottle flipping involves tossing a<br />

half-filled bottle of water through <strong>the</strong><br />

air so that it lands on its base again.<br />

So why is it so popular?<br />

Some people have taken it to <strong>the</strong><br />

extreme, attempting to break world<br />

records, flipping bottles from<br />

incredible lengths and heights, and<br />

even changing <strong>the</strong> sizes of <strong>the</strong><br />

bottles. On Youtube some videos<br />

have got millions of views<br />

recording <strong>the</strong>ir ways of putting a<br />

unique twist on bottle flipping.<br />

As water-bottle-flipping evolved,<br />

people treated it more like a sport<br />

than just a fun little game.<br />

When did it all start?<br />

In May 2016, a YouTube video was<br />

uploaded that is widely known as<br />

what popularised bottle-flipping. The<br />

video was titled- “Senior Talent Show<br />

Water Bottle Flip AK 2016” and has<br />

since gained over seven million views.<br />

The video is thirty seconds long, and<br />

consists of a young man named Mike<br />

Senatore flipping a water bottle onto<br />

a table while dramatic music plays in<br />

<strong>the</strong> background for a talent show and<br />

ever since, water bottle-flipping’s<br />

popularity has skyrocketed.<br />

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Trump’s<br />

America<br />

Manam looks into <strong>the</strong> recent KS4 History trip to America and finds out how <strong>the</strong> current unsteady political<br />

landscape directly affected <strong>the</strong>ir time.<br />

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"Anyone who thinks my story is<br />

anywhere near over is sadly mistaken."<br />

Donald Trump 45th US President<br />

As many of you may be aware, a group<br />

of Year 10 and 11 history students<br />

recently went to <strong>the</strong> USA. This<br />

included trips to Washington,<br />

Philadelphia and New York.<br />

According to <strong>the</strong> one student “The trip<br />

was really fun and I would really<br />

recommend it”. The trip was well<br />

received by all of those who went<br />

abroad including <strong>the</strong> teachers, who<br />

complimented <strong>the</strong> good behaviour of<br />

all <strong>the</strong> students and <strong>the</strong> many<br />

memorable moments.<br />

However, <strong>the</strong> trip took place during a<br />

less than ideal time due to <strong>the</strong> current<br />

state of American affairs.<br />

You may have heard of <strong>the</strong> current<br />

political scene in America. All you have<br />

to do is turn on <strong>the</strong> TV and you are<br />

pretty much guaranteed to see some<br />

Trump or Bannon related news but<br />

<strong>the</strong> reality is much different. President<br />

Trump would have you believe that <strong>the</strong><br />

people are in danger from outsiders<br />

and those who are different but <strong>the</strong><br />

accounts from <strong>the</strong> students tell a<br />

different story.<br />

America is far from a dangerous place<br />

to visit for less than a week, however<br />

<strong>the</strong> atmosphere would imply<br />

o<strong>the</strong>rwise. According to students,<br />

security was widespread in all areas,<br />

not just <strong>the</strong> airport, with one student<br />

recalling how <strong>the</strong>y had to walk past<br />

guards just to enter a building for a Mc-<br />

Donalds. Although <strong>the</strong>y weren’t<br />

patted down in <strong>the</strong> middle of <strong>the</strong><br />

building, certainly seeing such extreme<br />

precautions would have raised some<br />

eyebrows and perhaps some fears.<br />

Allegedly <strong>the</strong> streets were no different<br />

as armed police patrolled large<br />

portions of <strong>the</strong> busy blocks of<br />

Washington D.C and New York City<br />

and as you can imagine <strong>the</strong> airports<br />

were also far from cosy.<br />

The sobering reality is that in <strong>the</strong> wake<br />

of Trump’s inauguration, <strong>the</strong> American<br />

lifestyle and atmosphere is set to<br />

change even fur<strong>the</strong>r, and despite <strong>the</strong><br />

enjoyment (which <strong>the</strong> students and<br />

faculty undoubtedly had) <strong>the</strong> fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />

<strong>the</strong> country is pushed into its current<br />

political state, <strong>the</strong> less safe it will feel<br />

despite it being safer than it has been<br />

for a large portion of its existence and<br />

what Trump had intended.<br />

Marianne Y11<br />

Manam Y10<br />

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Jumanji<br />

The first was an instant classic of <strong>the</strong> 90s and now its back with an all<br />

new cast but <strong>the</strong> same wacky premise.<br />

“Don’t worry. I’ve done this before. Once.”<br />

Lego Batman Movie<br />

Despite Batman vs Superman not being what most expected, this<br />

movie makes up for it with its hilarious insanity and vast array of<br />

characters.<br />

Batman: “So anyway when you’re as super as me you don’t just get<br />

one trailer, you get two trailers in one week.”<br />

John Wick | Chapter 2<br />

This action-packed thriller is a must-see movie simply due to its<br />

unique style of smooth and fast paced action scenes.<br />

The Bowery King: “The man. The myth. The legend. John Wick. You’re<br />

not very good at retiring.”<br />

MINECRAFT<br />

Minecraft is a sandbox video game, created by<br />

Swedish game designer Markus “Notch” Persson<br />

in 2011. Over 106 million copies of Minecraft were<br />

sold in 2016 alone, making it <strong>the</strong> second best-selling<br />

videogame of all time. It is a survival game, that can<br />

also transport you to o<strong>the</strong>r dimensions., as a group<br />

you can also build amazing contraptions with Creative<br />

mode.<br />

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NINTENDO’S SALES<br />

ABOUT TO SWITCH<br />

Manam Mahmood Y10<br />

BY NOW YOU WILL HAVE ALMOST CERTAINLY HEARD OF THE<br />

LATEST SENSATION THAT IS SWEEPING THE GAMING COMMUNITY:<br />

THE NINTENDO SWITCH.<br />

Nintendo’s latest offering has kick<br />

started <strong>the</strong>ir confidence and lined <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

wallets. But is this a signal for a return to<br />

greatness for <strong>the</strong> gaming giant?<br />

Since <strong>the</strong> late 2000s <strong>the</strong> decline of<br />

Nintendo has been a well-documented<br />

affair, arguably starting with <strong>the</strong> Wii U. The<br />

console took four years to reach 13.56<br />

million sales only to be discontinued by<br />

Nintendo. In comparison <strong>the</strong> original Wii<br />

sold 100 million units while <strong>the</strong> sale of <strong>the</strong><br />

PS4 recently blew past 50 million. All this<br />

cements <strong>the</strong> fact that <strong>the</strong> Wii U is<br />

undoubtedly one part of Nintendo’s 100<br />

year long history that <strong>the</strong>y would like to<br />

forget.<br />

However gaming enthusiasts across <strong>the</strong><br />

world are rooting for this console to be <strong>the</strong><br />

one that reinstates Nintendo at <strong>the</strong> top<br />

of <strong>the</strong> gaming ladder. As ridiculous as it<br />

sounds, it is possible, and analysts have<br />

set predicted sales for <strong>the</strong> year at a<br />

staggering 5 million.<br />

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Dungeons<br />

& Dragons<br />

Harvey McKim Y9, Dylan N-P Y8<br />

Dungeons and Dragons is a table-top<br />

role-playing game. Players choose a<br />

character to play as, and go on various<br />

different adventures where <strong>the</strong>y meet<br />

new characters and complete side<br />

quests. Dungeons and Dragons is<br />

based on <strong>the</strong> famous Lord of <strong>the</strong> Rings<br />

series and is one of <strong>the</strong> most popular<br />

Role Playing Games on <strong>the</strong> planet. And<br />

now, it has come to Stretford Grammar<br />

School!<br />

There are a number of different<br />

species and classes to play as, from<br />

High Elven wizards to Dwarf clerics.<br />

There are four main classes to play<br />

as: Wizard, warrior, rouge and cleric.<br />

The wizard specialises in magic, from<br />

casting powerful destruction spells to<br />

conjuring magical creatures to fight;<br />

<strong>the</strong> warrior is a strong fighter, using<br />

weapons to cut down <strong>the</strong> enemy; <strong>the</strong><br />

rouge is a sneaky, silent class, and is<br />

a talented thief and assassin; and <strong>the</strong><br />

cleric is a healer, staying towards <strong>the</strong><br />

back and saving <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r characters.<br />

An ideal game would have one of each<br />

of <strong>the</strong>se classes, although having said<br />

that, three wizards and a cleric can be<br />

a game changer!<br />

So <strong>the</strong>re you have it- an overview of<br />

Dungeons and Dragons- a world of<br />

magic, war, mystery and wonder. Sign<br />

up and come to LSC and become part<br />

of a new world!<br />

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Bulak Dale<br />

Poetry<br />

Club<br />

Horizon<br />

The sun shines down on <strong>the</strong> sea<br />

As you stand with me<br />

The horizon slips away<br />

As it takes away <strong>the</strong> day<br />

Now it is night<br />

There is no light for us to find our way<br />

Bella Woodcock Y7<br />

Footsteps<br />

Looking back,<br />

Baby steps,<br />

Walking as a toddler,<br />

Just thinking through<br />

My memories<br />

Nothing, just me but older<br />

Tripping over<br />

My footprints,<br />

I am forgetting about<br />

My past<br />

I look behind me<br />

And <strong>the</strong>y all surround me.<br />

How long do my<br />

Footprints last?<br />

Selina Gun Y7<br />

WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN POETRY CLUB?<br />

Poetry club is a place to express club is also a good way to make new<br />

yourself in a calm and relaxed friends and it can benefit you in English<br />

environment. You might not like to as a whole.<br />

write poetry but you can always listen<br />

and read o<strong>the</strong>r authors or even o<strong>the</strong>r Also Poetry is a good way to express<br />

student’s poetry!<br />

your feelings without shouting or<br />

speaking. You can express yourself<br />

Come on down to <strong>the</strong> library and write however you want and this is really<br />

your poems, remember you don’t beneficial for us.<br />

have to share it if you don’t want to. It<br />

may be that you think you don’t enjoy<br />

poetry at all but visit <strong>the</strong> library, you<br />

never know you might enjoy it! Poetry<br />

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A Life In<br />

Tweets<br />

THE LAST FEW TERMS HAVE BEEN EXCITING FOR SGS. FROM HOUSE<br />

EVENTS TO DRAGON’S DEN TO CASTLETON, LIFE HAS BEEN BUSY IN<br />

THE SCHOOL. LET’S HOPE THE FUTURE WILL BE JUST AS EVENT-<br />

FUL!<br />

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ART Katie Hoyle Y9<br />

MUSIC Alexia Kangbone Y10<br />

PE Jonas Levell Y7<br />

Manchester Museum<br />

Miss Swales<br />

ART<br />

The Stretford Grammar Art department<br />

has been given <strong>the</strong> amazing<br />

opportunity to work alongside<br />

Manchester Museum for a project that<br />

will include a series of activities. The<br />

<strong>the</strong>me of <strong>the</strong> project is ‘art of identity’.<br />

Thirty students from Stretford grammar<br />

will be taking part in <strong>the</strong> project and<br />

<strong>the</strong>re will be four activities: a museum<br />

visit to Stretford Grammar School, a<br />

selection of South Asian artefacts, a<br />

group visit to Manchester Museum to<br />

work with a museum artist and an artist<br />

visiting <strong>the</strong> school while producing a<br />

piece of collaborative artwork, as well<br />

as a celebratory event at <strong>the</strong> museum.<br />

MUSIC<br />

With a wide variety of clubs for all<br />

people and instruments, <strong>the</strong> Music<br />

Department offers an array of<br />

constructive extracurricular activities.<br />

Aside from <strong>the</strong> concerts, <strong>the</strong> Music<br />

Department has held many trips and<br />

fundraisers this year, including a trip to<br />

<strong>the</strong> Hallé Orchestra.<br />

An independent band of students<br />

entered ‘The Battle Of The Bands’.<br />

Formed only this year, <strong>the</strong>y won <strong>the</strong><br />

Trafford Battle Of Bands competition<br />

and Peter got an award for ‘Best<br />

Keyboard Player’<br />

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None<strong>the</strong>less, it’s never too late to start<br />

learning. For <strong>the</strong> first time,<br />

students at Stretford Grammar are<br />

learning <strong>the</strong> ukulele after school. And<br />

learning an instrument doesn’t only<br />

help in cognitive development, but is<br />

also a fun, practical skill to pick up. So<br />

what are you waiting for?<br />

PE<br />

In football, we’ve entered more<br />

competitions than ever before. For<br />

boys we have taken part in <strong>the</strong> English<br />

Schools Cup (year 7), English<br />

Small Schools Cup (years 7-11),<br />

Greater Manchester Cup (years 7&8),<br />

Trafford League (years 7-11). Girls<br />

have entered <strong>the</strong> Trafford League Cup<br />

(years 7-9) and English Schools (years<br />

7-9).<br />

Congratulations to <strong>the</strong> year 10 boys for<br />

reaching <strong>the</strong> quarter finals in <strong>the</strong><br />

English Small Schools Cup. The girls’<br />

netball has done extremely well,<br />

especially <strong>the</strong> Y9 and Y10 teams, both<br />

reaching <strong>the</strong> Trafford semi-finals. Well<br />

Done!<br />

“Music is<br />

everybody's<br />

business. It's only<br />

<strong>the</strong> publishers who<br />

think people own it”<br />

― John Lennon<br />

The basketball three split boys team:<br />

Y7s, Y8&9s and Y10&11s have been<br />

doing great too. The girls’ teams will be<br />

commencing soon.<br />

Stretford Grammar took part in <strong>the</strong><br />

cross-country running last term, and<br />

everyone did brilliantly, with many<br />

people in <strong>the</strong> top ten.<br />

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OXFORD UNIVERSITY<br />

INTERVIEW<br />

Quick congratulations to Bulak who will be leaving us <strong>the</strong> coming year to<br />

study Arabic at Oxford University. All <strong>the</strong> best and we hope you keep loving<br />

<strong>the</strong> city as much as you do right now! Join us as Bulak tells us about her<br />

student recruitment interview.<br />

Bulak Dale<br />

Bulak Dale<br />

The thing about interviewing at Oxford, in advance.<br />

is that everything is a show. Where<br />

most universities will give you about a The whole process is designed to<br />

month to prepare and organise travel, intimidate, that much is clear, and<br />

Oxford give you a week. Where most often o<strong>the</strong>r candidates will happily play<br />

universities will give you a timetable along. Don’t be put off by <strong>the</strong> fact that<br />

of what to expect, Oxford give you a people are stood around conversing in<br />

time when you must<br />

dead languages –<br />

have arrived and a<br />

time when you may<br />

be able to leave–<br />

which, invariably, is<br />

far earlier than <strong>the</strong><br />

time you can actually<br />

leave which<br />

makes booking train<br />

tickets a logistical<br />

nightmare, let me tell you. Where<br />

most universities will give you one or<br />

two interviews, Oxford give you, well,<br />

however many <strong>the</strong>y want, and only let<br />

you know about <strong>the</strong>m an hour or two<br />

“Don’t watch <strong>the</strong> PPE<br />

candidates playing<br />

chess... (Unless you’re<br />

Tommy and <strong>the</strong>n you<br />

could probably beat<br />

<strong>the</strong>m in six moves.)”<br />

<strong>the</strong>y probably think<br />

<strong>the</strong>y’re dead cool<br />

but let’s be honest<br />

<strong>the</strong>y’re just pretentious.<br />

Equally, don’t<br />

be put off by <strong>the</strong> one<br />

privately educated<br />

young man who’s<br />

carrying around a<br />

587 page book on<br />

Napoleon.<br />

And definitely, definitely, don’t watch<br />

<strong>the</strong> PPE candidates playing chess. It’s<br />

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The o<strong>the</strong>r thing about interviewing at Oxford<br />

though, is that it is one of <strong>the</strong> most<br />

fantastic experiences you’ll ever have.<br />

You’re surrounded by people who are filled<br />

with passion and it’s great. Everyone’s in <strong>the</strong><br />

same boat, feeling a bit confused but<br />

absolutely like <strong>the</strong>y belong where <strong>the</strong>y are.<br />

Even <strong>the</strong> people who are interviewing for <strong>the</strong><br />

same course as you are friendly and<br />

supportive and that camaraderie is such a<br />

beautiful thing. Oxford attracts all kinds of<br />

people, from all walks of life. You’ll meet all<br />

sorts – from Qatari princesses to students<br />

who have worked hard and achieved. It’s<br />

not just for people from Eton anymore, especially<br />

if you choose your college right.<br />

LMH is known for taking state school students,<br />

Wadham is known for being good<br />

on LGBT rights, whereas Merton is <strong>the</strong> one<br />

where <strong>the</strong>y walk around backwards.<br />

Make <strong>the</strong> most of experience. Sitting in your<br />

room by yourself is highly unadvisable –<br />

especially if you, like me, tend to overthink<br />

every minute excruciating detail of each interview.<br />

There’s a lot of free time in between<br />

interviews so go out and see <strong>the</strong> sights. Go<br />

to <strong>the</strong> Christmas markets – <strong>the</strong>y’re not as<br />

big as Manchester’s but <strong>the</strong>y’re also far less<br />

busy so every cloud has a silver lining. Go<br />

to Waterstones, because <strong>the</strong>ir displays are<br />

lush and <strong>the</strong> staff are lovely. Grab a bite to<br />

eat at Taylors. Just enjoy yourself!<br />

And <strong>the</strong> best thing about Oxford for me? It’s<br />

how fast it starts to feel like home.<br />

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D OF E PRACTICE EXPEDITION<br />

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Mr Price Uden<br />

Sophie Rimmer Y10


During an overcast weekend in<br />

March, 97 intrepid Year 10 students<br />

carried out <strong>the</strong>ir Bronze practice<br />

expedition for <strong>the</strong> Duke of Edinburgh<br />

Award. Arriving at <strong>the</strong>ir base for <strong>the</strong><br />

weekend in a fine drizzle, Waddecar<br />

Scout Camp looked positively<br />

welcoming as <strong>the</strong> instructors from<br />

<strong>the</strong> Sam Sykes company introduced<br />

<strong>the</strong>mselves to <strong>the</strong> groups. It was a<br />

quick start as everyone was<br />

immediately busy erecting tents and<br />

sorting out <strong>the</strong>ir gear. Once this was<br />

complete each group set off on an<br />

exploratory walk around <strong>the</strong><br />

magnificent surroundings of <strong>the</strong><br />

Forest of Bowland.<br />

interesting choices of hill snacks and<br />

without a fast food outlet in sight<br />

everyone soon began to appreciate <strong>the</strong><br />

benefits of cereal bars and snacks.<br />

Back at camp everyone was busy<br />

cooking a variety of noodle based<br />

meals. There were some notable<br />

culinary masterclasses from <strong>the</strong> likes<br />

of Will Gerry and Georgia Williamson.<br />

Seasoned pros such as James Watson<br />

and Charlotte Mann quickly set <strong>the</strong> pace<br />

with some interesting concoctions. The<br />

evening was spent planning routes for <strong>the</strong><br />

assessed expedition that takes place in<br />

September. All 97 students did really well<br />

and coped with <strong>the</strong> challenges that <strong>the</strong>y<br />

faced individually and as a team.<br />

Day two involved some more<br />

navigation and map work and all of<br />

<strong>the</strong> groups experienced carrying full<br />

rucksacks with all <strong>the</strong> kit needed to<br />

sustain <strong>the</strong>mselves for a full<br />

weekend. There were some<br />

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SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />

ONE || SARAH CROSSAN<br />

Grace and Tippi. Tippi and Grace.<br />

Two sisters. Two hearts. Two<br />

dreams. Two lives. But one body.<br />

Grace and Tippi are conjoined<br />

twins, joined at <strong>the</strong> waist, defying<br />

<strong>the</strong> odds of survival for sixteen<br />

years. They share everything, and<br />

<strong>the</strong>y are everything to each o<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

They would never imagine being<br />

apart. For <strong>the</strong>m, that would be <strong>the</strong><br />

real tragedy.<br />

SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />

BLAME || SIMON MAYO<br />

What happens when society wants<br />

you banged up in prison for a<br />

crime your parents committed?<br />

That’s <strong>the</strong> situation in which Ant<br />

finds herself – toge<strong>the</strong>r with her<br />

little bro<strong>the</strong>r Mattie and <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

foster-parents, she’s locked up in<br />

a new kind of family prison. None<br />

of <strong>the</strong> inmates are <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />

criminals, but wider society<br />

wants <strong>the</strong>m to do time for <strong>the</strong><br />

unpunished ‘heritage’ crimes of<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir parents.<br />

SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />

LIES WE TELL OURSELVES || TALLEY<br />

In 1959 Virginia, <strong>the</strong> lives of<br />

two girls on opposite sides of<br />

<strong>the</strong> battle for civil rights will be<br />

changed forever.<br />

Boldly realistic and emotionally<br />

compelling, Lies We Tell Ourselves<br />

is a brave and stunning novel<br />

about finding truth amid <strong>the</strong> lies,<br />

and finding your voice even when<br />

o<strong>the</strong>rs are determined to silence it.


RADIO SILENCE<br />

BOOK REVIEW<br />

Frances Janvier spends most of her<br />

time studying. Everyone knows Aled<br />

Last as that quiet boy who gets straight<br />

As. You probably think that <strong>the</strong>y are<br />

YOUR NEXT FAVOURITE READ - RADIO SILENCE<br />

5/5 STARS<br />

going to fall in love or something.<br />

Since he is a boy and she is a girl. They<br />

don’t. They make a podcast. In a world<br />

determined to shut <strong>the</strong>m up and set<br />

Zoya Anwar Y10<br />

<strong>the</strong>m on a cookie cutter life path, Frances<br />

and Aled struggle to find <strong>the</strong>ir voices.<br />

I picked this novel because of <strong>the</strong><br />

numerous things I have heard about<br />

both Alice Oseman’s Solitare and<br />

Radio Silence.<br />

Even though I have criticized many<br />

novels for being too ‘mainstream’ whilst<br />

trying to cater for a teenage audience,<br />

Radio Silence is far from it. The words<br />

may be simple and <strong>the</strong> pacing may be<br />

fast (like traditional teenage literature),<br />

but Oseman transforms an overused<br />

style into something new. By sticking<br />

close to being realistic, <strong>the</strong> words,<br />

voice and <strong>the</strong> dialogue are compelling.<br />

I am yet to find one blip, one stone,<br />

where it becomes apparent that<br />

instead of Frances writing it is<br />

Oseman. The very clear aim at young<br />

adults doesn’t bo<strong>the</strong>r me as much as<br />

I know it should. It doesn’t matter that<br />

I know <strong>the</strong> novel may not make much<br />

sense come 100 years because this<br />

simpleness in voice and words creates<br />

something very easy to loose yourself<br />

in.<br />

Radio silence is about many things;<br />

you could look at it from many different<br />

angles. On one hand <strong>the</strong>re is <strong>the</strong> false and true friendship of Frances; <strong>the</strong>re is<br />

also <strong>the</strong> child abuse suffered within Aled’s family; <strong>the</strong>re is <strong>the</strong> issue of education<br />

and being drilled into university; and <strong>the</strong> idea of YouTubers in <strong>the</strong> podcast ‘Radio<br />

Silence’. The novel is problem heavy, but that isn’t a bad thing. The problems that<br />

have been explored aren’t usually in teen realism, even though <strong>the</strong>y are very...<br />

real.<br />

The characters were relatable too. Frances (<strong>the</strong> main character) was<br />

interesting, her false relationship with her friends striking me as <strong>the</strong> most<br />

insightful and thought-provoking. The author also spends a huge chunk of <strong>the</strong><br />

book developing all <strong>the</strong> characters, so much so that <strong>the</strong> novel doesn’t really have<br />

a clear plot, but ra<strong>the</strong>r that it is a book of stories woven around its protagonists.<br />

I liked that.<br />

Personally, I would recomend this book to everyone, but I would be careful as it<br />

may seem confusing to those outside its target demographic.<br />

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LGBTQ+<br />

EXHIBITION<br />

A MODERN AND ENTHUSIASTIC INSIGHT INTO LGBTQ+<br />

HISTORY AND CULTURE OVER THE YEARS - THE<br />

PEOPLE’S HISTORY MUSEUM.<br />

Dulcie Scott Y10<br />

Dulcie Scott Y10<br />

Currently at <strong>the</strong> People’s History Museum, <strong>the</strong>re’s an<br />

exhibition going on, about <strong>the</strong> progress we have made<br />

towards achieving LGBT+ equality, called Never Going<br />

Underground: The Fight for LGBT+ Rights.<br />

I went to <strong>the</strong> opening day with my family and it made me<br />

feel so emotional and appreciate just how lucky I am<br />

today, that I’m able to feel loved by my closest friends and<br />

be who I am all <strong>the</strong> time. If you haven’t been to see <strong>the</strong><br />

exhibition, you should (even if you’re straight),<br />

because it’s so important and interesting.It made me<br />

realise just how far we have come. Up until 1983,<br />

homosexuality was illegal until you were 21 and <strong>the</strong> first<br />

gay pride parade wasn’t until 1990 in Manchester. Now<br />

<strong>the</strong>re’s a lesbian couple on <strong>the</strong> advert for a dating site, and<br />

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“I, for one, am so grateful for<br />

what <strong>the</strong>y’ve done for me.”<br />

a gay man (Graham Norton) presents<br />

one of <strong>the</strong> biggest TV shows in <strong>the</strong> UK.<br />

It shows just how far we’ve come for<br />

loving our fellow human beings.<br />

The exhibition mentioned <strong>the</strong> events<br />

that happened in my favourite film<br />

(Pride) so I did cry a little bit at <strong>the</strong><br />

mention of <strong>the</strong> miner strikes... Pride is<br />

about LGSM (Lesbians and Gays<br />

Support <strong>the</strong> Miners), who raised<br />

money in spite of prejudice <strong>the</strong>y were<br />

facing, for people who were forced to<br />

strike because of how badly Margaret<br />

Thatcher treated <strong>the</strong>m. Though I knew<br />

that <strong>the</strong> film was based on a true story,<br />

I didn’t truly understand <strong>the</strong> difference<br />

that <strong>the</strong> movement made for everyone<br />

until this exhibition. It made me realise<br />

just how important it is to remember<br />

what people have done for us.<br />

If LGSM hadn’t raised so much for <strong>the</strong><br />

miners <strong>the</strong> bill, in 1985, which<br />

criminalised discrimination to LGBT+<br />

people based on <strong>the</strong>ir sexuality,<br />

wouldn’t have been passed. It only<br />

won with a huge proportion of votes<br />

from miners. I don’t know what times<br />

would be like today if LGSM hasn’t had<br />

done what <strong>the</strong>y did and so we need to<br />

remember our history. I, for one, am so<br />

grateful for what <strong>the</strong>y’ve done for me.


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Book reviews<br />

A picture of <strong>the</strong> team of journalists, photographers and editors.<br />

From top left to bottom right: Zoya, Yussuf, Muhammad, Jessica, Jonas, Dylan, Selina, Bella, Nadia, Charlie, Freddy<br />

Bulak Dale<br />

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