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STRETFORD GRAMMAR SCHOOL MAGAZINE 1
4<br />
Interview<br />
27<br />
Book reviews<br />
INTERVIEW WITH MR CROWLEY<br />
CHARLIE AND NADIA FIND OUT ABOUT MR CROWLEY’S LIFE<br />
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO READ?<br />
TABLE OF CONTENTS<br />
Interview / page 4<br />
Charlie The Agony Aunt / page 8<br />
The story of <strong>the</strong> bottle flip / page 11<br />
America retold / page 12<br />
Entertainment / page 14<br />
What’s Been Happening In School / page 16<br />
Oxford University / page 22<br />
Dof E Bronze / page 24<br />
Radio Silence<br />
Zoya reviews <strong>the</strong> smash hit novel Radio Silence and fills<br />
you in with all <strong>the</strong> compelling details of <strong>the</strong> book.<br />
Books / page 26<br />
LGBTQ+ History / page 28<br />
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Agony Aunt<br />
8<br />
International Politics<br />
12<br />
What is <strong>the</strong> meaning of life?<br />
Our very own Charlie answers <strong>the</strong><br />
age old question and much more.<br />
Manam in America<br />
Social History<br />
28<br />
Manam discusses <strong>the</strong> current american landscape, its effect on <strong>the</strong> USA<br />
trip of 2017 and of course... Trump.<br />
LGBTQ+ Exhibition<br />
Dulcie gives us an insight into<br />
earning about her history<br />
EDITORIAL<br />
Welcome to <strong>the</strong> inaugural issue of <strong>the</strong><br />
Stretford Grammar magazine: <strong>Behind</strong><br />
The <strong>Blazers</strong>. The members of our team<br />
have put great effort into delivering <strong>the</strong><br />
magazine - from <strong>the</strong> journalists all <strong>the</strong><br />
way to <strong>the</strong> editorial board.<br />
This issue includes many highlights<br />
hand-picked for our readers and <strong>the</strong><br />
school community.<br />
We hope that this will provide a<br />
foundation for a school-wide tradition<br />
for many years to come.<br />
Special thanks to Manam Mahmood,<br />
and Zoya Anwar for getting this<br />
toge<strong>the</strong>r and being a crucial part of <strong>the</strong><br />
editorial board.<br />
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INTERVIEW<br />
MR CROWLEY<br />
JOIN US AS WE GET TO GRIPS WITH THE MYSTERIOUS IRISH ENGLISH<br />
TEACHER MR CROWLEY WHO TELLS US EVERYTHING FROM HIS FAVOURITE<br />
BOOK TO WHY HE BECAME AN ENGLISH TEACHER<br />
Nadia Shamas + Charlie Buckley Y11<br />
Charlie<br />
Is <strong>the</strong> Irish accent real? Do you put room, you can publish that bit.<br />
it on, or tone it down for work?<br />
My accent is real, I think. My accent Are <strong>the</strong>re any books that, after<br />
is much softer in England than it is in years of being an English teacher,<br />
Ireland. If I go on <strong>the</strong> phone with my you just want to burn?<br />
bro<strong>the</strong>r, or I go on a plane to Ireland, As an English teacher, I am inherently<br />
my accent tends to miraculously get against burning ANY books. I know it<br />
stronger.<br />
can sometimes get<br />
boring with <strong>the</strong> same<br />
Are you annoyed<br />
that you don’t have<br />
an office?<br />
I have an office – it’s<br />
my classroom! It’s a<br />
mess, but everything<br />
to do with my life is<br />
in this room. I have a little room in <strong>the</strong><br />
English office, but no, I don’t need an<br />
office thanks. Mrs. Yeomans is kind<br />
enough to share <strong>the</strong> office that she<br />
has with all of us as a general English<br />
She said “You must<br />
work in a nice school”<br />
and I said “Yeah I work<br />
in an awesome school”<br />
texts year after year,<br />
but I think that<br />
<strong>the</strong>re’s always new<br />
stuff you can find.<br />
I’ve been teaching<br />
some texts for seven<br />
years, but <strong>the</strong>re’s<br />
always a pupil that will say something<br />
new at some point that makes us think.<br />
What made you want to become a<br />
teacher?<br />
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Um… I haven’t always been a teacher.<br />
I got to an age where I thought, “Am I<br />
gonna do [<strong>the</strong> job I was doing] for <strong>the</strong><br />
rest of my life?” and that was quite a<br />
depressing thought. So I changed<br />
career and decided to go back to<br />
University and train to be a teacher – I<br />
thought I’d be alright at it, and I’d done<br />
a bit of teaching before on a smaller<br />
scale, but it was a big decision for me<br />
to do it. Because I love reading and<br />
books, and I foolishly thought I could<br />
convey some of that enthusiasm.<br />
Do you enjoy your job?<br />
I do, I love my job, and I love working<br />
at this school. My friend was up from<br />
London last week and she said I was<br />
<strong>the</strong> only teacher that she knows that<br />
isn’t miserable. She said “you must<br />
work in a really nice school,” and I said,<br />
“yeah, I work in an awesome school.”<br />
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT<br />
GETTING MIXED UP WITH MR<br />
HOWELL?<br />
You know Bert and Ernie from<br />
Sesame Street? Me and Mr.<br />
Howell have a relationship a<br />
bit like that. We live in a little<br />
terraced house toge<strong>the</strong>r; we talk<br />
about who has <strong>the</strong> better Ford<br />
Fiesta, stuff like that. I’m quite<br />
proud of that Bert and Ernie<br />
comparison. I guess we look a<br />
bit too alike.<br />
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If you could start your life over and<br />
be 16 again, do you think you would<br />
become an English teacher?<br />
Oh God – at 16 I didn’t want to be a<br />
teacher. I had nothing against teachers,<br />
but I didn’t think that it was something<br />
I wanted to do. It seems to me that <strong>the</strong><br />
younger generation today have a much<br />
clearer sense of what <strong>the</strong>y want to be,<br />
and I think that’s because society has<br />
changed in a way. I think that one of<br />
<strong>the</strong> pleasures of growing up when I did<br />
was that it was allowed to be messier,<br />
you were allowed to make mistakes<br />
and have a couple of years where you<br />
didn’t know what you wanted to do. If<br />
I had a vision of myself at 16 as I am<br />
now, I’d probably hate myself. But at<br />
<strong>the</strong> same time, I’d be content that I<br />
hadn’t chosen something which was<br />
dreadfully awful.<br />
“There are things I’ve said today, and I regret<br />
things all <strong>the</strong> time. But <strong>the</strong> thing is, you can’t<br />
live your life retrospectively – you’ve got to keep<br />
moving forward. It’s about tomorrow, not today.”<br />
What would you be if you weren’t a<br />
teacher?<br />
I wanted to be a musician. I played in<br />
a lot of bands and did a lot of music – I<br />
played guitar and played drums for a<br />
while, which I wasn’t very good at. I did<br />
a bit of singing too, but wasn’t a lead<br />
singer or anything like that. I played<br />
with a lot of bands at some interesting<br />
places, but I was never at a place<br />
where I was ever going to make it<br />
being a musician. That’s what I wanted<br />
to be at 16.<br />
Any regrets?<br />
I’ve got thousands of regrets, and of<br />
course <strong>the</strong>re are things that I would’ve<br />
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changed, decisions I’ve made,<br />
things I’ve said… There are things<br />
I’ve said today, and I regret things<br />
all <strong>the</strong> time. But <strong>the</strong> thing is, you<br />
can’t live your life retrospectively –<br />
you’ve got to keep moving forward.<br />
It’s about tomorrow, not today.<br />
"Do you have favourites?”<br />
“No, of course not! I hate everybody<br />
equally."<br />
This is <strong>the</strong> part where you<br />
decide what goes in <strong>the</strong> Library<br />
magazine: who should we<br />
interview next?<br />
Mr Chadbond. I just think he’s a<br />
very interesting character.<br />
FAVOURITE BOOK<br />
That’s very hard! My favourite<br />
book… is Ulysses by James<br />
Joyce (1922). The whole<br />
novel takes place in one day,<br />
and it’s based on <strong>the</strong> day he<br />
met his future wife. It’s about<br />
<strong>the</strong>se two characters who<br />
go through Dublin, meeting<br />
each o<strong>the</strong>r at <strong>the</strong> end. It’s<br />
quite a ramble-y book, but I<br />
really do love it.<br />
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Agony Aunt Charlie<br />
Meet your personal confidant, Aunt Charlie. I’m here to help answer your questions and give advice on everything,<br />
from relationship struggles to what to have for breakfast. So, let’s get started! Thanks to all <strong>the</strong> people who asked<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir questions.<br />
Aunt Charlie Y11 , Katie Hoyle Y9<br />
Sophie Rimmer<br />
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I’m very shy. How can I become<br />
louder?<br />
I know how you feel when it comes to<br />
being shy. I was <strong>the</strong> kid who just sat<br />
alone and read a book. But look at me<br />
now: I’m an Agony Aunt in a school<br />
magazine!? Being shy can be a quality<br />
of someone’s personality, and it’s not<br />
necessarily a bad thing: it’s only bad<br />
if it begins to affect your quality of life<br />
and stops you from taking up<br />
opportunities that you want to take.<br />
There are ways in which you can<br />
develop your confidence and become<br />
more of an extroverted person, and<br />
<strong>the</strong>y don’t necessarily revolve around<br />
making you louder. I suggest joining<br />
<strong>the</strong> school drama club. You’re not<br />
alone when it comes to being quiet<br />
and struggling to make friends, and so<br />
this sort of activity can help to let your<br />
personality shine!<br />
I want advice on a good book, help!<br />
Well, that’s a bit of a vague question!<br />
What do you like? Thriller? Comedy?<br />
Romance? The best thing to do is to<br />
look online for <strong>the</strong> best-selling books<br />
in <strong>the</strong> genre that you’re interested in.<br />
You could also ask your friends what<br />
<strong>the</strong>y recommend, or ask <strong>the</strong> school<br />
librarian. P.S. - if you want my opinion,<br />
my favourite book is The Perks of<br />
Being a Wallflower. It’s an emotional<br />
book which has you gripped in <strong>the</strong><br />
story from <strong>the</strong> very beginning, and you<br />
WANT ANOTHER BOOK TO READ?<br />
Storm Siren is a breath-taking fantasy by Mary<br />
greatest gift?<br />
Weber and is <strong>the</strong> first book in <strong>the</strong> Storm Siren<br />
trilogy.<br />
Throughout this book <strong>the</strong> reader is whisked<br />
on a journey with Nym, not just to protect<br />
This book is about <strong>the</strong> 17 year old slave Nym<br />
residing in <strong>the</strong> fictional world of Faelan who<br />
was born with a curse- she can summon<br />
storms. She is known as an Elemental, but<br />
Elementals like her are always male and<br />
killed at birth, so her existence shouldn’t<br />
Faelen, but to save Nym and to gain<br />
redemption. This book will entice you with<br />
<strong>the</strong> easily lovable characters. Mary Weber<br />
creates an amazing world, full of intrigue,<br />
plots, murders, traitors, and cliff hangers,<br />
which will leave you desperate to read on.<br />
even be possible. Despite this her country is<br />
losing a long war and <strong>the</strong>y desperately need a<br />
weapon. Nym could be this weapon, but she<br />
will need to learn to control her curse. Can<br />
If you are a fan of fantasy, action/adventure<br />
or romance <strong>the</strong>n this is definitely <strong>the</strong> book<br />
for you.<br />
she learn to realise her curse could be her<br />
STORM SIREN<br />
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go for it: but it’s hard to get someone<br />
could get a good job and make millions<br />
to ask you unless you explicitly talk to<br />
of pounds, being filthy rich and as<br />
<strong>the</strong>m about it. At <strong>the</strong> end of <strong>the</strong> day, if<br />
happy as can be until you die. But what<br />
you want a relationship with<br />
makes our experience of life so<br />
somebody, go for it, but when it comes<br />
magical is that we can interact with<br />
to prom dates, most people will be<br />
o<strong>the</strong>rs: we can make o<strong>the</strong>r people ha-<br />
going with <strong>the</strong>ir friends so as to avoid<br />
<strong>the</strong> awkward date-atmosphere and<br />
just have fun on <strong>the</strong> night. Don’t worry<br />
about sticking out because you don’t<br />
have a date: most people won’t,<br />
really get to understand what goes on<br />
in <strong>the</strong> main character’s head.<br />
hurt, but bad ones should be avoided.<br />
What’s <strong>the</strong> meaning of life?<br />
ppy for free. With a little time and energy,<br />
you can make anyone happy: and<br />
that’s what life is all about.<br />
Recently my friend has been<br />
talking to a boy- I am concerned<br />
about how obsessed with boys in<br />
general she is.<br />
Boys can be <strong>the</strong> very<br />
If you want my opinion on <strong>the</strong> matter,<br />
I’d say what makes life so meaningful<br />
is how you can use your own influence<br />
to make o<strong>the</strong>r people’s lives better. You<br />
How do I get asked to prom?<br />
Don’t worry about prom. High school is<br />
so unbelievably<br />
embarrassing, messy<br />
best and <strong>the</strong> very worst<br />
thing about life. I’m sure<br />
this friend of yours is<br />
enjoying herself with<br />
her newly-found crush.<br />
As you said above, this<br />
only becomes a<br />
problem if she starts getting hurt. If I<br />
were you, I’d do a little investigating<br />
into who this boy actually is - see if<br />
he’s nice and sweet, or if he’s just a<br />
bad-boy fling. From <strong>the</strong>re, you can<br />
decide where to go: nice boys can’t<br />
and awful that things<br />
“What makes our experience of life so magical is we<br />
like getting asked to<br />
can interact with o<strong>the</strong>rs: we can make o<strong>the</strong>r people prom isn’t that important<br />
in <strong>the</strong> grand sche-<br />
happy for free. With a little time and energy, you can<br />
make anyone happy.”<br />
me of things. If you<br />
want to ask someone,<br />
AGONY AUNT CHARLIE<br />
There are few things Charlie likes more<br />
than Lady Gaga and dressing up, one of<br />
those things is giving advice. He’s here to<br />
answer all <strong>the</strong> questions you may have:<br />
from teenage drama to advice on regular<br />
everyday situations and become <strong>the</strong> best<br />
friend you never had in <strong>the</strong> process. Put<br />
your questions in <strong>the</strong> Library anonymous<br />
box and Charlie will work his magic.<br />
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Bottle Flipping<br />
Freddy Tayor Y7<br />
Bottle flipping involves tossing a<br />
half-filled bottle of water through <strong>the</strong><br />
air so that it lands on its base again.<br />
So why is it so popular?<br />
Some people have taken it to <strong>the</strong><br />
extreme, attempting to break world<br />
records, flipping bottles from<br />
incredible lengths and heights, and<br />
even changing <strong>the</strong> sizes of <strong>the</strong><br />
bottles. On Youtube some videos<br />
have got millions of views<br />
recording <strong>the</strong>ir ways of putting a<br />
unique twist on bottle flipping.<br />
As water-bottle-flipping evolved,<br />
people treated it more like a sport<br />
than just a fun little game.<br />
When did it all start?<br />
In May 2016, a YouTube video was<br />
uploaded that is widely known as<br />
what popularised bottle-flipping. The<br />
video was titled- “Senior Talent Show<br />
Water Bottle Flip AK 2016” and has<br />
since gained over seven million views.<br />
The video is thirty seconds long, and<br />
consists of a young man named Mike<br />
Senatore flipping a water bottle onto<br />
a table while dramatic music plays in<br />
<strong>the</strong> background for a talent show and<br />
ever since, water bottle-flipping’s<br />
popularity has skyrocketed.<br />
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Trump’s<br />
America<br />
Manam looks into <strong>the</strong> recent KS4 History trip to America and finds out how <strong>the</strong> current unsteady political<br />
landscape directly affected <strong>the</strong>ir time.<br />
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"Anyone who thinks my story is<br />
anywhere near over is sadly mistaken."<br />
Donald Trump 45th US President<br />
As many of you may be aware, a group<br />
of Year 10 and 11 history students<br />
recently went to <strong>the</strong> USA. This<br />
included trips to Washington,<br />
Philadelphia and New York.<br />
According to <strong>the</strong> one student “The trip<br />
was really fun and I would really<br />
recommend it”. The trip was well<br />
received by all of those who went<br />
abroad including <strong>the</strong> teachers, who<br />
complimented <strong>the</strong> good behaviour of<br />
all <strong>the</strong> students and <strong>the</strong> many<br />
memorable moments.<br />
However, <strong>the</strong> trip took place during a<br />
less than ideal time due to <strong>the</strong> current<br />
state of American affairs.<br />
You may have heard of <strong>the</strong> current<br />
political scene in America. All you have<br />
to do is turn on <strong>the</strong> TV and you are<br />
pretty much guaranteed to see some<br />
Trump or Bannon related news but<br />
<strong>the</strong> reality is much different. President<br />
Trump would have you believe that <strong>the</strong><br />
people are in danger from outsiders<br />
and those who are different but <strong>the</strong><br />
accounts from <strong>the</strong> students tell a<br />
different story.<br />
America is far from a dangerous place<br />
to visit for less than a week, however<br />
<strong>the</strong> atmosphere would imply<br />
o<strong>the</strong>rwise. According to students,<br />
security was widespread in all areas,<br />
not just <strong>the</strong> airport, with one student<br />
recalling how <strong>the</strong>y had to walk past<br />
guards just to enter a building for a Mc-<br />
Donalds. Although <strong>the</strong>y weren’t<br />
patted down in <strong>the</strong> middle of <strong>the</strong><br />
building, certainly seeing such extreme<br />
precautions would have raised some<br />
eyebrows and perhaps some fears.<br />
Allegedly <strong>the</strong> streets were no different<br />
as armed police patrolled large<br />
portions of <strong>the</strong> busy blocks of<br />
Washington D.C and New York City<br />
and as you can imagine <strong>the</strong> airports<br />
were also far from cosy.<br />
The sobering reality is that in <strong>the</strong> wake<br />
of Trump’s inauguration, <strong>the</strong> American<br />
lifestyle and atmosphere is set to<br />
change even fur<strong>the</strong>r, and despite <strong>the</strong><br />
enjoyment (which <strong>the</strong> students and<br />
faculty undoubtedly had) <strong>the</strong> fur<strong>the</strong>r<br />
<strong>the</strong> country is pushed into its current<br />
political state, <strong>the</strong> less safe it will feel<br />
despite it being safer than it has been<br />
for a large portion of its existence and<br />
what Trump had intended.<br />
Marianne Y11<br />
Manam Y10<br />
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Jumanji<br />
The first was an instant classic of <strong>the</strong> 90s and now its back with an all<br />
new cast but <strong>the</strong> same wacky premise.<br />
“Don’t worry. I’ve done this before. Once.”<br />
Lego Batman Movie<br />
Despite Batman vs Superman not being what most expected, this<br />
movie makes up for it with its hilarious insanity and vast array of<br />
characters.<br />
Batman: “So anyway when you’re as super as me you don’t just get<br />
one trailer, you get two trailers in one week.”<br />
John Wick | Chapter 2<br />
This action-packed thriller is a must-see movie simply due to its<br />
unique style of smooth and fast paced action scenes.<br />
The Bowery King: “The man. The myth. The legend. John Wick. You’re<br />
not very good at retiring.”<br />
MINECRAFT<br />
Minecraft is a sandbox video game, created by<br />
Swedish game designer Markus “Notch” Persson<br />
in 2011. Over 106 million copies of Minecraft were<br />
sold in 2016 alone, making it <strong>the</strong> second best-selling<br />
videogame of all time. It is a survival game, that can<br />
also transport you to o<strong>the</strong>r dimensions., as a group<br />
you can also build amazing contraptions with Creative<br />
mode.<br />
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NINTENDO’S SALES<br />
ABOUT TO SWITCH<br />
Manam Mahmood Y10<br />
BY NOW YOU WILL HAVE ALMOST CERTAINLY HEARD OF THE<br />
LATEST SENSATION THAT IS SWEEPING THE GAMING COMMUNITY:<br />
THE NINTENDO SWITCH.<br />
Nintendo’s latest offering has kick<br />
started <strong>the</strong>ir confidence and lined <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
wallets. But is this a signal for a return to<br />
greatness for <strong>the</strong> gaming giant?<br />
Since <strong>the</strong> late 2000s <strong>the</strong> decline of<br />
Nintendo has been a well-documented<br />
affair, arguably starting with <strong>the</strong> Wii U. The<br />
console took four years to reach 13.56<br />
million sales only to be discontinued by<br />
Nintendo. In comparison <strong>the</strong> original Wii<br />
sold 100 million units while <strong>the</strong> sale of <strong>the</strong><br />
PS4 recently blew past 50 million. All this<br />
cements <strong>the</strong> fact that <strong>the</strong> Wii U is<br />
undoubtedly one part of Nintendo’s 100<br />
year long history that <strong>the</strong>y would like to<br />
forget.<br />
However gaming enthusiasts across <strong>the</strong><br />
world are rooting for this console to be <strong>the</strong><br />
one that reinstates Nintendo at <strong>the</strong> top<br />
of <strong>the</strong> gaming ladder. As ridiculous as it<br />
sounds, it is possible, and analysts have<br />
set predicted sales for <strong>the</strong> year at a<br />
staggering 5 million.<br />
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Dungeons<br />
& Dragons<br />
Harvey McKim Y9, Dylan N-P Y8<br />
Dungeons and Dragons is a table-top<br />
role-playing game. Players choose a<br />
character to play as, and go on various<br />
different adventures where <strong>the</strong>y meet<br />
new characters and complete side<br />
quests. Dungeons and Dragons is<br />
based on <strong>the</strong> famous Lord of <strong>the</strong> Rings<br />
series and is one of <strong>the</strong> most popular<br />
Role Playing Games on <strong>the</strong> planet. And<br />
now, it has come to Stretford Grammar<br />
School!<br />
There are a number of different<br />
species and classes to play as, from<br />
High Elven wizards to Dwarf clerics.<br />
There are four main classes to play<br />
as: Wizard, warrior, rouge and cleric.<br />
The wizard specialises in magic, from<br />
casting powerful destruction spells to<br />
conjuring magical creatures to fight;<br />
<strong>the</strong> warrior is a strong fighter, using<br />
weapons to cut down <strong>the</strong> enemy; <strong>the</strong><br />
rouge is a sneaky, silent class, and is<br />
a talented thief and assassin; and <strong>the</strong><br />
cleric is a healer, staying towards <strong>the</strong><br />
back and saving <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r characters.<br />
An ideal game would have one of each<br />
of <strong>the</strong>se classes, although having said<br />
that, three wizards and a cleric can be<br />
a game changer!<br />
So <strong>the</strong>re you have it- an overview of<br />
Dungeons and Dragons- a world of<br />
magic, war, mystery and wonder. Sign<br />
up and come to LSC and become part<br />
of a new world!<br />
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Bulak Dale<br />
Poetry<br />
Club<br />
Horizon<br />
The sun shines down on <strong>the</strong> sea<br />
As you stand with me<br />
The horizon slips away<br />
As it takes away <strong>the</strong> day<br />
Now it is night<br />
There is no light for us to find our way<br />
Bella Woodcock Y7<br />
Footsteps<br />
Looking back,<br />
Baby steps,<br />
Walking as a toddler,<br />
Just thinking through<br />
My memories<br />
Nothing, just me but older<br />
Tripping over<br />
My footprints,<br />
I am forgetting about<br />
My past<br />
I look behind me<br />
And <strong>the</strong>y all surround me.<br />
How long do my<br />
Footprints last?<br />
Selina Gun Y7<br />
WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN POETRY CLUB?<br />
Poetry club is a place to express club is also a good way to make new<br />
yourself in a calm and relaxed friends and it can benefit you in English<br />
environment. You might not like to as a whole.<br />
write poetry but you can always listen<br />
and read o<strong>the</strong>r authors or even o<strong>the</strong>r Also Poetry is a good way to express<br />
student’s poetry!<br />
your feelings without shouting or<br />
speaking. You can express yourself<br />
Come on down to <strong>the</strong> library and write however you want and this is really<br />
your poems, remember you don’t beneficial for us.<br />
have to share it if you don’t want to. It<br />
may be that you think you don’t enjoy<br />
poetry at all but visit <strong>the</strong> library, you<br />
never know you might enjoy it! Poetry<br />
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A Life In<br />
Tweets<br />
THE LAST FEW TERMS HAVE BEEN EXCITING FOR SGS. FROM HOUSE<br />
EVENTS TO DRAGON’S DEN TO CASTLETON, LIFE HAS BEEN BUSY IN<br />
THE SCHOOL. LET’S HOPE THE FUTURE WILL BE JUST AS EVENT-<br />
FUL!<br />
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ART Katie Hoyle Y9<br />
MUSIC Alexia Kangbone Y10<br />
PE Jonas Levell Y7<br />
Manchester Museum<br />
Miss Swales<br />
ART<br />
The Stretford Grammar Art department<br />
has been given <strong>the</strong> amazing<br />
opportunity to work alongside<br />
Manchester Museum for a project that<br />
will include a series of activities. The<br />
<strong>the</strong>me of <strong>the</strong> project is ‘art of identity’.<br />
Thirty students from Stretford grammar<br />
will be taking part in <strong>the</strong> project and<br />
<strong>the</strong>re will be four activities: a museum<br />
visit to Stretford Grammar School, a<br />
selection of South Asian artefacts, a<br />
group visit to Manchester Museum to<br />
work with a museum artist and an artist<br />
visiting <strong>the</strong> school while producing a<br />
piece of collaborative artwork, as well<br />
as a celebratory event at <strong>the</strong> museum.<br />
MUSIC<br />
With a wide variety of clubs for all<br />
people and instruments, <strong>the</strong> Music<br />
Department offers an array of<br />
constructive extracurricular activities.<br />
Aside from <strong>the</strong> concerts, <strong>the</strong> Music<br />
Department has held many trips and<br />
fundraisers this year, including a trip to<br />
<strong>the</strong> Hallé Orchestra.<br />
An independent band of students<br />
entered ‘The Battle Of The Bands’.<br />
Formed only this year, <strong>the</strong>y won <strong>the</strong><br />
Trafford Battle Of Bands competition<br />
and Peter got an award for ‘Best<br />
Keyboard Player’<br />
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None<strong>the</strong>less, it’s never too late to start<br />
learning. For <strong>the</strong> first time,<br />
students at Stretford Grammar are<br />
learning <strong>the</strong> ukulele after school. And<br />
learning an instrument doesn’t only<br />
help in cognitive development, but is<br />
also a fun, practical skill to pick up. So<br />
what are you waiting for?<br />
PE<br />
In football, we’ve entered more<br />
competitions than ever before. For<br />
boys we have taken part in <strong>the</strong> English<br />
Schools Cup (year 7), English<br />
Small Schools Cup (years 7-11),<br />
Greater Manchester Cup (years 7&8),<br />
Trafford League (years 7-11). Girls<br />
have entered <strong>the</strong> Trafford League Cup<br />
(years 7-9) and English Schools (years<br />
7-9).<br />
Congratulations to <strong>the</strong> year 10 boys for<br />
reaching <strong>the</strong> quarter finals in <strong>the</strong><br />
English Small Schools Cup. The girls’<br />
netball has done extremely well,<br />
especially <strong>the</strong> Y9 and Y10 teams, both<br />
reaching <strong>the</strong> Trafford semi-finals. Well<br />
Done!<br />
“Music is<br />
everybody's<br />
business. It's only<br />
<strong>the</strong> publishers who<br />
think people own it”<br />
― John Lennon<br />
The basketball three split boys team:<br />
Y7s, Y8&9s and Y10&11s have been<br />
doing great too. The girls’ teams will be<br />
commencing soon.<br />
Stretford Grammar took part in <strong>the</strong><br />
cross-country running last term, and<br />
everyone did brilliantly, with many<br />
people in <strong>the</strong> top ten.<br />
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OXFORD UNIVERSITY<br />
INTERVIEW<br />
Quick congratulations to Bulak who will be leaving us <strong>the</strong> coming year to<br />
study Arabic at Oxford University. All <strong>the</strong> best and we hope you keep loving<br />
<strong>the</strong> city as much as you do right now! Join us as Bulak tells us about her<br />
student recruitment interview.<br />
Bulak Dale<br />
Bulak Dale<br />
The thing about interviewing at Oxford, in advance.<br />
is that everything is a show. Where<br />
most universities will give you about a The whole process is designed to<br />
month to prepare and organise travel, intimidate, that much is clear, and<br />
Oxford give you a week. Where most often o<strong>the</strong>r candidates will happily play<br />
universities will give you a timetable along. Don’t be put off by <strong>the</strong> fact that<br />
of what to expect, Oxford give you a people are stood around conversing in<br />
time when you must<br />
dead languages –<br />
have arrived and a<br />
time when you may<br />
be able to leave–<br />
which, invariably, is<br />
far earlier than <strong>the</strong><br />
time you can actually<br />
leave which<br />
makes booking train<br />
tickets a logistical<br />
nightmare, let me tell you. Where<br />
most universities will give you one or<br />
two interviews, Oxford give you, well,<br />
however many <strong>the</strong>y want, and only let<br />
you know about <strong>the</strong>m an hour or two<br />
“Don’t watch <strong>the</strong> PPE<br />
candidates playing<br />
chess... (Unless you’re<br />
Tommy and <strong>the</strong>n you<br />
could probably beat<br />
<strong>the</strong>m in six moves.)”<br />
<strong>the</strong>y probably think<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re dead cool<br />
but let’s be honest<br />
<strong>the</strong>y’re just pretentious.<br />
Equally, don’t<br />
be put off by <strong>the</strong> one<br />
privately educated<br />
young man who’s<br />
carrying around a<br />
587 page book on<br />
Napoleon.<br />
And definitely, definitely, don’t watch<br />
<strong>the</strong> PPE candidates playing chess. It’s<br />
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The o<strong>the</strong>r thing about interviewing at Oxford<br />
though, is that it is one of <strong>the</strong> most<br />
fantastic experiences you’ll ever have.<br />
You’re surrounded by people who are filled<br />
with passion and it’s great. Everyone’s in <strong>the</strong><br />
same boat, feeling a bit confused but<br />
absolutely like <strong>the</strong>y belong where <strong>the</strong>y are.<br />
Even <strong>the</strong> people who are interviewing for <strong>the</strong><br />
same course as you are friendly and<br />
supportive and that camaraderie is such a<br />
beautiful thing. Oxford attracts all kinds of<br />
people, from all walks of life. You’ll meet all<br />
sorts – from Qatari princesses to students<br />
who have worked hard and achieved. It’s<br />
not just for people from Eton anymore, especially<br />
if you choose your college right.<br />
LMH is known for taking state school students,<br />
Wadham is known for being good<br />
on LGBT rights, whereas Merton is <strong>the</strong> one<br />
where <strong>the</strong>y walk around backwards.<br />
Make <strong>the</strong> most of experience. Sitting in your<br />
room by yourself is highly unadvisable –<br />
especially if you, like me, tend to overthink<br />
every minute excruciating detail of each interview.<br />
There’s a lot of free time in between<br />
interviews so go out and see <strong>the</strong> sights. Go<br />
to <strong>the</strong> Christmas markets – <strong>the</strong>y’re not as<br />
big as Manchester’s but <strong>the</strong>y’re also far less<br />
busy so every cloud has a silver lining. Go<br />
to Waterstones, because <strong>the</strong>ir displays are<br />
lush and <strong>the</strong> staff are lovely. Grab a bite to<br />
eat at Taylors. Just enjoy yourself!<br />
And <strong>the</strong> best thing about Oxford for me? It’s<br />
how fast it starts to feel like home.<br />
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D OF E PRACTICE EXPEDITION<br />
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Mr Price Uden<br />
Sophie Rimmer Y10
During an overcast weekend in<br />
March, 97 intrepid Year 10 students<br />
carried out <strong>the</strong>ir Bronze practice<br />
expedition for <strong>the</strong> Duke of Edinburgh<br />
Award. Arriving at <strong>the</strong>ir base for <strong>the</strong><br />
weekend in a fine drizzle, Waddecar<br />
Scout Camp looked positively<br />
welcoming as <strong>the</strong> instructors from<br />
<strong>the</strong> Sam Sykes company introduced<br />
<strong>the</strong>mselves to <strong>the</strong> groups. It was a<br />
quick start as everyone was<br />
immediately busy erecting tents and<br />
sorting out <strong>the</strong>ir gear. Once this was<br />
complete each group set off on an<br />
exploratory walk around <strong>the</strong><br />
magnificent surroundings of <strong>the</strong><br />
Forest of Bowland.<br />
interesting choices of hill snacks and<br />
without a fast food outlet in sight<br />
everyone soon began to appreciate <strong>the</strong><br />
benefits of cereal bars and snacks.<br />
Back at camp everyone was busy<br />
cooking a variety of noodle based<br />
meals. There were some notable<br />
culinary masterclasses from <strong>the</strong> likes<br />
of Will Gerry and Georgia Williamson.<br />
Seasoned pros such as James Watson<br />
and Charlotte Mann quickly set <strong>the</strong> pace<br />
with some interesting concoctions. The<br />
evening was spent planning routes for <strong>the</strong><br />
assessed expedition that takes place in<br />
September. All 97 students did really well<br />
and coped with <strong>the</strong> challenges that <strong>the</strong>y<br />
faced individually and as a team.<br />
Day two involved some more<br />
navigation and map work and all of<br />
<strong>the</strong> groups experienced carrying full<br />
rucksacks with all <strong>the</strong> kit needed to<br />
sustain <strong>the</strong>mselves for a full<br />
weekend. There were some<br />
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SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />
ONE || SARAH CROSSAN<br />
Grace and Tippi. Tippi and Grace.<br />
Two sisters. Two hearts. Two<br />
dreams. Two lives. But one body.<br />
Grace and Tippi are conjoined<br />
twins, joined at <strong>the</strong> waist, defying<br />
<strong>the</strong> odds of survival for sixteen<br />
years. They share everything, and<br />
<strong>the</strong>y are everything to each o<strong>the</strong>r.<br />
They would never imagine being<br />
apart. For <strong>the</strong>m, that would be <strong>the</strong><br />
real tragedy.<br />
SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />
BLAME || SIMON MAYO<br />
What happens when society wants<br />
you banged up in prison for a<br />
crime your parents committed?<br />
That’s <strong>the</strong> situation in which Ant<br />
finds herself – toge<strong>the</strong>r with her<br />
little bro<strong>the</strong>r Mattie and <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
foster-parents, she’s locked up in<br />
a new kind of family prison. None<br />
of <strong>the</strong> inmates are <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />
criminals, but wider society<br />
wants <strong>the</strong>m to do time for <strong>the</strong><br />
unpunished ‘heritage’ crimes of<br />
<strong>the</strong>ir parents.<br />
SGS TOP BOOK CHARTS<br />
LIES WE TELL OURSELVES || TALLEY<br />
In 1959 Virginia, <strong>the</strong> lives of<br />
two girls on opposite sides of<br />
<strong>the</strong> battle for civil rights will be<br />
changed forever.<br />
Boldly realistic and emotionally<br />
compelling, Lies We Tell Ourselves<br />
is a brave and stunning novel<br />
about finding truth amid <strong>the</strong> lies,<br />
and finding your voice even when<br />
o<strong>the</strong>rs are determined to silence it.
RADIO SILENCE<br />
BOOK REVIEW<br />
Frances Janvier spends most of her<br />
time studying. Everyone knows Aled<br />
Last as that quiet boy who gets straight<br />
As. You probably think that <strong>the</strong>y are<br />
YOUR NEXT FAVOURITE READ - RADIO SILENCE<br />
5/5 STARS<br />
going to fall in love or something.<br />
Since he is a boy and she is a girl. They<br />
don’t. They make a podcast. In a world<br />
determined to shut <strong>the</strong>m up and set<br />
Zoya Anwar Y10<br />
<strong>the</strong>m on a cookie cutter life path, Frances<br />
and Aled struggle to find <strong>the</strong>ir voices.<br />
I picked this novel because of <strong>the</strong><br />
numerous things I have heard about<br />
both Alice Oseman’s Solitare and<br />
Radio Silence.<br />
Even though I have criticized many<br />
novels for being too ‘mainstream’ whilst<br />
trying to cater for a teenage audience,<br />
Radio Silence is far from it. The words<br />
may be simple and <strong>the</strong> pacing may be<br />
fast (like traditional teenage literature),<br />
but Oseman transforms an overused<br />
style into something new. By sticking<br />
close to being realistic, <strong>the</strong> words,<br />
voice and <strong>the</strong> dialogue are compelling.<br />
I am yet to find one blip, one stone,<br />
where it becomes apparent that<br />
instead of Frances writing it is<br />
Oseman. The very clear aim at young<br />
adults doesn’t bo<strong>the</strong>r me as much as<br />
I know it should. It doesn’t matter that<br />
I know <strong>the</strong> novel may not make much<br />
sense come 100 years because this<br />
simpleness in voice and words creates<br />
something very easy to loose yourself<br />
in.<br />
Radio silence is about many things;<br />
you could look at it from many different<br />
angles. On one hand <strong>the</strong>re is <strong>the</strong> false and true friendship of Frances; <strong>the</strong>re is<br />
also <strong>the</strong> child abuse suffered within Aled’s family; <strong>the</strong>re is <strong>the</strong> issue of education<br />
and being drilled into university; and <strong>the</strong> idea of YouTubers in <strong>the</strong> podcast ‘Radio<br />
Silence’. The novel is problem heavy, but that isn’t a bad thing. The problems that<br />
have been explored aren’t usually in teen realism, even though <strong>the</strong>y are very...<br />
real.<br />
The characters were relatable too. Frances (<strong>the</strong> main character) was<br />
interesting, her false relationship with her friends striking me as <strong>the</strong> most<br />
insightful and thought-provoking. The author also spends a huge chunk of <strong>the</strong><br />
book developing all <strong>the</strong> characters, so much so that <strong>the</strong> novel doesn’t really have<br />
a clear plot, but ra<strong>the</strong>r that it is a book of stories woven around its protagonists.<br />
I liked that.<br />
Personally, I would recomend this book to everyone, but I would be careful as it<br />
may seem confusing to those outside its target demographic.<br />
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LGBTQ+<br />
EXHIBITION<br />
A MODERN AND ENTHUSIASTIC INSIGHT INTO LGBTQ+<br />
HISTORY AND CULTURE OVER THE YEARS - THE<br />
PEOPLE’S HISTORY MUSEUM.<br />
Dulcie Scott Y10<br />
Dulcie Scott Y10<br />
Currently at <strong>the</strong> People’s History Museum, <strong>the</strong>re’s an<br />
exhibition going on, about <strong>the</strong> progress we have made<br />
towards achieving LGBT+ equality, called Never Going<br />
Underground: The Fight for LGBT+ Rights.<br />
I went to <strong>the</strong> opening day with my family and it made me<br />
feel so emotional and appreciate just how lucky I am<br />
today, that I’m able to feel loved by my closest friends and<br />
be who I am all <strong>the</strong> time. If you haven’t been to see <strong>the</strong><br />
exhibition, you should (even if you’re straight),<br />
because it’s so important and interesting.It made me<br />
realise just how far we have come. Up until 1983,<br />
homosexuality was illegal until you were 21 and <strong>the</strong> first<br />
gay pride parade wasn’t until 1990 in Manchester. Now<br />
<strong>the</strong>re’s a lesbian couple on <strong>the</strong> advert for a dating site, and<br />
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“I, for one, am so grateful for<br />
what <strong>the</strong>y’ve done for me.”<br />
a gay man (Graham Norton) presents<br />
one of <strong>the</strong> biggest TV shows in <strong>the</strong> UK.<br />
It shows just how far we’ve come for<br />
loving our fellow human beings.<br />
The exhibition mentioned <strong>the</strong> events<br />
that happened in my favourite film<br />
(Pride) so I did cry a little bit at <strong>the</strong><br />
mention of <strong>the</strong> miner strikes... Pride is<br />
about LGSM (Lesbians and Gays<br />
Support <strong>the</strong> Miners), who raised<br />
money in spite of prejudice <strong>the</strong>y were<br />
facing, for people who were forced to<br />
strike because of how badly Margaret<br />
Thatcher treated <strong>the</strong>m. Though I knew<br />
that <strong>the</strong> film was based on a true story,<br />
I didn’t truly understand <strong>the</strong> difference<br />
that <strong>the</strong> movement made for everyone<br />
until this exhibition. It made me realise<br />
just how important it is to remember<br />
what people have done for us.<br />
If LGSM hadn’t raised so much for <strong>the</strong><br />
miners <strong>the</strong> bill, in 1985, which<br />
criminalised discrimination to LGBT+<br />
people based on <strong>the</strong>ir sexuality,<br />
wouldn’t have been passed. It only<br />
won with a huge proportion of votes<br />
from miners. I don’t know what times<br />
would be like today if LGSM hasn’t had<br />
done what <strong>the</strong>y did and so we need to<br />
remember our history. I, for one, am so<br />
grateful for what <strong>the</strong>y’ve done for me.
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Book reviews<br />
A picture of <strong>the</strong> team of journalists, photographers and editors.<br />
From top left to bottom right: Zoya, Yussuf, Muhammad, Jessica, Jonas, Dylan, Selina, Bella, Nadia, Charlie, Freddy<br />
Bulak Dale<br />
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