Zoha Haider RD

Laughter is the Best
A page of jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
There was a woman named Maggie who married a man. Together they had 100 children. She was
unoriginal so she named them 1-100 (One, Two, Three..). One day a tragic fire killed all the children
except for Ninety. Ninety later marries a man and they had kids. Ninety’s kids found a stray cat and
wanted to take it in. They feared their mother would say no. So they took it in without telling their
mom. They named it “This” so that they could say “ we are taking this for a walk” or “im playing
with This” without getting caught. One day, This was ran over by a car. The children were devastated.
They did not tell their mother in fear of getting it in trouble. Ninety’s kids grew up and still didn't
tell anyone about This. Only Ninety’s kids remember This.
My friend recently changed into a vegetarian
It’s like I've never met herbivore.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear?
Sneakers.
What happens to nitrogen when it's the daytime?
It becomes daytrogen
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do corals get stressed about?
Current events.
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta away.
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral tomorrow? it’s at 6:00 am.
Person 2: No, I’m not really a ​mourning ​person.
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