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By <strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong>
Table of contents<br />
Ariana Grande………………………………...3<br />
Moving………………………………………….4<br />
Weirdo words…………………………………..5<br />
Health medical………………………………….6<br />
Points to ponder………………………………...7<br />
Who knew???..................................................8<br />
Who knew???..................................................9<br />
Recipe…………………………………………….10<br />
School event……………………………………...11<br />
Suicide Squad……………………………………..12<br />
Stupid but funny jokes…………………………….13
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour:⅘<br />
Ariana Grande<br />
Where do I even start? Okay, Ariana Grande is my everything. I’ve been with her since<br />
2012. If you don’t know her, she is a singer, actress, and dancer. She was born in Boca<br />
Raton Florida on June 26, 1993. Her first hit song was “Put your hearts up.” She was in<br />
TV shows called Sam and Cat and Victorious, she plays a character named Cat<br />
Valentine. She is 5’4”, the same height as me! Now it's 2017 and i have loved her for 5<br />
years. I went to her most recent album called “Dangerous Woman” I went to the sprint<br />
center on March 18, 2017. I knew every single word to every single song. Ariana has an<br />
accessory that only she wears (most of the time) at every concert and they are Cat ear<br />
headbands. I bought a pair to represent her at the concert. I also got a Ariana Grande<br />
sweatshirt and a Ariana Grande T-shirt. I have a poster of her on my wall, and she is on<br />
my lock screen wallpaper and home screen wallpaper. People tell me i’m obsessed, I<br />
would have to agree I pretty much stalk her because I look at her Instagram every day.<br />
My point of this article is Ariana Grande is my Idol, role model, favorite singer ever!
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour ⅘<br />
100 true word story Moving<br />
I move a lot! I was born in North Carolina and then my family moved to California. After<br />
California we moved to Kansas, my dad was a Marine so we moved back to California and of<br />
course later we moved back to Kansas. When we got back to Kansas I started an Elementary<br />
school called Apache, it’s located in Overland Park and I was there until third grade, then we<br />
moved to Olathe and I went to an Elementary school called Heritage. After that came middle<br />
school, my middle school was called Indian Trail I only went there for sixth grade. Then I moved<br />
back to Overland Park and now i'm at a school called Overland trail middle school which is here.<br />
I'm glad to be here because I've met so many amazing people. I’ve gotta say I absolutely do not<br />
wanna move again anytime soon. Unfortunately my mom just lost her job that she has been<br />
working at for five years, it’s at the apartment complex called Skyler Ridge where I live now. She<br />
was the assistant manager, now I don't know if we can stay there so I may be moving again.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour: 4-5<br />
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Weirdo words<br />
Ghetto - a part of a city, especially a slum area, occupied by a minority group or groups.<br />
Kerfuffle - a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.<br />
quire - two dozen sheets of paper.<br />
Ragamuffin - a person, typically a child, in ragged, dirty clothes.<br />
Whippersnapper - a young and inexperienced person considered to be presumptuous or<br />
overconfident.<br />
Presumptuous - of a person or their behavior failing to observe the limits what is<br />
permitted or appropriate.<br />
Discombobulate - disconcert or confused.<br />
Curmudgeon - a bad tempered or surly person.<br />
Lackadaisical - lacking enthusiasm and determination, carelessly lazy.<br />
Woebegone - sad or miserable in appearance.<br />
Lollygag - to waste time aimlessly<br />
Frankenfood - any genetically modified plant or animal foodstuff. scary.<br />
Kakorrhaphiophobia - abnormal fear of failure.<br />
Macrosmatic - having a good sense of smell.<br />
Zoanthropy - a mental disorder in which one believes oneself to be an animal.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour: 4/5<br />
Top 10 ways to improve your health<br />
● Eat three meals a day, Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.<br />
● Meals should include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and fat free or low fat milk products.<br />
● Snacks are ok, eating fruits, whole grains, or nuts is best so gaining weight won’t be a problem.<br />
● Stay fit, create a home workout routine. It does not have to be every day. You don’t have to go<br />
to the gym every day just make sure you are doing something every day that keeps you<br />
functioning.<br />
● Any type of regular activity can help. Choose an activity that you find fun. Avoid any bad<br />
attitude. Choose an activity that gets your heart pumping.<br />
● Working out should be an everyday process, even if its natural things like brushing your hair.<br />
● Spend less time on electronics. Eat less junk food. Drink more water, and drink less regular soft<br />
drinks.<br />
● Make sure you get enough sleep, 10 hours of sleep each night for teens is the best way to stay<br />
highly functioned during the day. Setting a schedule will be a big help.<br />
● It doesn’t hurt to ask for help with health to see what to do. Your family can also help, ask them<br />
to like challenge you. Set goals in life so you don’t have to stress. Set goals so you have<br />
something to work towards.<br />
● Communicate often, the more you talk about your feelings the more relieved you feel. People<br />
can help, they can give you advice.<br />
http://www.medicinenet.com/healthy_living/article.htm<br />
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/teen/fitness/Pages/How-Teens-Can-Stay-Fit.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
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Points to ponder.<br />
● Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?<br />
● If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?<br />
● If knees were backward what would chairs look like?<br />
● If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?<br />
● If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?<br />
● What do you call a male ladybug?<br />
● When they first invented a clock, how did they know what time to set it to?<br />
● Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?<br />
● If a bunch of cats jump on eachother is it still called a dog pile?<br />
● Why does quicksand work slowly?<br />
● Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips.<br />
● Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?<br />
● Why call it a building if it's already built?<br />
● If the #2 pencil is the most popular why is it still #2?<br />
● Why are they called apartments if they are close together?
Who knew???<br />
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour ⅘<br />
How to remove a sticker!<br />
Let's say you have a toy box with iron man stickers on it and you no longer like iron man and<br />
you want the stickers off, get a cotton ball and dip it in Witch Hazel. Then hold it on the spot for<br />
a few moments and then rub it all off. Also alcohol can get it off if you rub it hard enough then it<br />
should come right off. If you want to remove duct tape all you have to do is rub olive oil or<br />
vegetable oil, let it sit for 5 to 10 min. There you go!<br />
Who knew???<br />
Things you should not spend money on!<br />
● Dusting hacks- Why buy a duster when you can just use your hair dryer. Gently blow on<br />
a dusty spot and there you go!<br />
● Makeup remover- instead of using makeup remover just use olive oil, it works just as<br />
good!<br />
● Mascara- If you're running out of mascara or it's getting dry pour several drops of saline<br />
eye drops and shake, then the mascara works just a little longer!<br />
● How to save foundation and powder- Buy a shade darker of your color and mix it with<br />
moisturiser or baby powder until it matches your skin color, you will have more than<br />
twice as much that you bought in the first place.<br />
● Cuticle cream- If you love cuticle cream just use chapstick, it's the same ingredients.<br />
Chapstick can also treat a hangnail!
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
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Who knew??? Crazy inventions!<br />
● Broom groomer- this is a dustpan that cleans the sweeper, have you ever gotten tired of<br />
all that dust and gross stuff left behind on the sweeper? These bristles scrape it all off.<br />
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Water removing hair brush- If you have long hair and after showers it’s always<br />
uncomfortably wet and hard to brush, this brush is a towel and brush at the same time!<br />
You can dry your hair while brushing it!<br />
Sleeping bag pants- If you're like out camping and you need to maybe go get something<br />
outside, it will be easier for you to just walk out instead of having to get out of all your covers.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
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Recipe Skinny mini mint cheesecake recipe<br />
This cheesecake only has 148 calories per cheesecake. This cheesecake has an oreo crust.<br />
Ingredients<br />
● 12 Mint Oreo cookies<br />
● 2 (8-oz) packages light cream cheese, softened<br />
● 1 (5.3-oz) container plain, fat-free Greek yogurt coupons<br />
Coupons<br />
● ¼ cup Truvia Baking Blend or ½ cup sugar<br />
● ½ tsp. Mint extract<br />
● 2 eggs<br />
● Few drops green food coloring<br />
Instructions<br />
1. Preheat oven to 350ºF. Line each muffin tin with a cupcake liner. Place one Oreo cookie<br />
in the bottom of each cupcake liner.<br />
2. In a mixing bowl with beaters, blend together cream cheese, Greek yogurt and sugar<br />
until thoroughly combined. Add in mint extract and mix.<br />
3. Add in eggs, one at a time until blended. Add a couple drops of green food coloring and<br />
mix.<br />
4. Using cookie scooper or spoon, scoop cream cheese mixture into the muffin tin, over the<br />
Oreo in the bottom.<br />
5. Place in oven and bake for 20 minutes. Pull out of oven and place muffin tin on a cookie<br />
rack to cool.<br />
6. When cool, carefully take out of muffin tin and peel away the liner. Enjoy!<br />
http://www.yummyhealthyeasy.com/2017/03/skinny-mini-mint-cheesecake-recipe.html
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
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School event<br />
I'm in track and i’m really good at it. Last year I was a track star at my old school Indian<br />
Trail and I got ribbons after every meet because I got first in almost every event. Last<br />
year I did the 400 meter dash, 4 by 2 relay, and long jump. I went to city and got a silver<br />
medal. This year i'm doing the medley relay and long jump and already i’ve got first<br />
place in everything besides two times. My personal best for long jump is 14ft, 2in. For<br />
the medley we beat the school record and now the record is 2:08. I like my medley team<br />
because they are all fast. I'm the anchor in the 400 part of the medley. I like track, i’m<br />
just always nervous so I don’t know if I am going to do it next year. I want to stick with<br />
singing because that's what i enjoy doing, like I said I like track but it doesn’t necessarily<br />
make me happy.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
Hour:<br />
Movie Suicide Squad<br />
The movie suicide squad is an action packed adventure movie. This movie is about a squad that<br />
saves the world from the apocalypse. The cast has some pretty good actors, one of the best is<br />
Will Smith. The main cast includes Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Joel Kinnaman, and Cara<br />
Delevingne. The actor Jared Leto played the Joker and his makeup was done very well so it<br />
was thrilling. Harley Quinn was really “crazy” in her roll. Her character was very entertaining.
<strong>Savanah</strong> <strong>Hardie</strong><br />
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Stupid but Funny jokes<br />
● What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear<br />
● What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel<br />
● What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one<br />
● What is brown and sticky? A stick<br />
● For example, if someone tells you a pun you could respond by saying “Your not very<br />
punny.”<br />
● What do dogs do when they watch tv? They press paws<br />
● Why can't dogs drive? They can't find a barking space<br />
● Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling very well<br />
● What vitamin helps you to see? Vitamin C<br />
● How do hair stylists speed up their job? They take short cuts
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