Stefania Alonzo

Jokes and Riddles
A teacher says “whoever answers my question can go home.” A boy throws a book on the floor.
“Who was that?” the teachers asks. “Me,” the boy says “and now I can go home.”
A girl named Rory was in the hair salon where the hairstylist was doing her hair. “What’s your name?”
the hairstylist asks. “Rory” she replies. “What a beautiful name,” the hairstylist says. “My 2-year-old
nephew is named Rory!”
In school, a first grader heard someone say that an apple a day takes the doctor away. He didn’t like
going to the doctor, so he believed it. He ate around 10 apples that day. Those apples didn’t help him.
Instead, he got so sick he had to go to the doctor.
A 5-year-old girl loved horses, so her parents brought her to a carousel. She got on a horse and the
carousel began to move. When the ride ended, she got off and told her parents “I thought horses
were bigger and made noises! This one acts like a statue!”
Q: What has a tongue but can’t talk?
A: A shoe
Q: What has a head, a tail, and no feet?
A: A coin
Q: Tiny Tim the turtle had a box of teeny, tiny chocolates, which he brought to his mom Tiffany for
mother’s day. His mother lived in Texas, where she taught children how to tie their shoes. They said
hello, and Tiny Tim gave her the box of chocolates. Then, he left to go to Australia. How many t’s are
in that?
A: Two t’s are in THAT
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
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