Dillon Price

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Table of Contents
2…………………………Table of Contents
3-5………………………….100 word Stories
6-7………………………………Weird Words
8………………………………….Vaccination
s
9……………………………Points to Ponder
10-13………………………………Who Knew
14………………………………………..Jokes
15……………………………Advertisement
16………………………………………Recipe
17…………………2 Sentence Scary Story

The Boat (100 Word Story)
The time I went on the Princess cruise was a time to remember, and not in
the good way. First, most of our bags were lost, so we had to go to dinner
in sweatpants. Then, we had the Loudest neighbors ever. I thought there
was a hundred of. Throughout the entire day, they were being loud and not
considering what the people around them through. I'm all fairness, they
sounded like they were 5. And to wrap it all up, I had an ear infection and I
was stuck in bed for 2 days, and got no sleep. None.

The Slide (Hundred Word Story)
The time I went down a waterslide in Belize was probably one of the
most terrifying things that I’ve ever done. I’m not talking about one of the 20
feet tall water slide. I'm talking about a creaking, 150 feet tall slide. The
stairs that you have to climb up to the slide seem to go on forever. Once
you look over the edge of the slide, it seems like it will take house just to
bottom. But the rush you get going over, it is all worth it. And it's the best
thing in the world

Weird Words
Kerfuffle a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.
Hullaballoo a commotion; a fuss
Ragamuffin a person, typically a child, in ragged, dirty clothes.
Whippersnapper a young and inexperienced person considered to be presumptuous or
overconfident.
gobbledygook language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of
abstruse technical terms; nonsense.
Heinous (of a person or wrongful act, especially a crime) utterly odious or wicked.
alacrity brisk and cheerful readiness.
Quintessential representing the most perfect or typical example of a quality or class
Floccinaucinihilipilification the estimation of something as worthless
antidisestablishmentarianism opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England
Quandary a state of perplexity or uncertainty over what to do in a difficult situation.
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis An invented long word said to mean a lung
disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.
Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism A genetic disorder in which the skeletal abnormalities of
pseudohypoparathyroidism are present without the biochemical abnormalities common to
hypoparathyroidism and pseudohypoparathyroidism.
Immunoelectrophoretically As regards or by means of electrophoresis.
Radioimmunoelectrophoresis Immunoelectrophoresis carried out using radiolabelled antigen or
antibody, typically followed by autoradiography.
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D R W I O Y O U U V O T N F Q
P C X C H J I F Y P I O N I X

Vaccinations
A vaccination is the injection of a killed or weakened organism that produces immunity in
the body against that organism. An immunization is the process by which a person or animal
becomes protected from a disease. It is a killed or weakened organism that is injected into the
body to help strengthen the immune systems. They prevent series disease such as polio,
measles, diphtheria, pertussis, rubella, mumps, tetanus, rotavirus and Haemophilus influenzae
type b. The vast majority of the over one billion doses of vaccines manufactured worldwide each
year are given to healthy babies, children and adults. So, it is critical that vaccines be
demonstrated to be safe and effective. Newborns often are immune to certain diseases,
because they inherited antibiotics from their mother when they are born. One of the more
interesting facts is that the antibiotic has some of the disease it prevents in it. For example, the
antibiotic that prevents measles has the measle virus in it. But it is killed or weakened so much,
that it doesn't cause the disease anymore. They are strong enough to make the immune
systems stronger, even to the point of immunity of that disease. It is also used as a child's first
exposure to the disease, and is much safer and helps the child body grow rather than be
destroyed. It is the safer option because often, the disease that vaccinations prevent can cause
hospitalization, and even premature death. All in all, vaccinations have helped prevent some
very bad disease, and is one of the most helpful medicals advances to date.
Points to
ponder

Luk-What if we are all just dreaming, and when we sleep, that's our real
lives.
Ryan-What if we are all just in a computer, and are part of a test.
Jett-How big is the universe
Alex-Is there aliens disguised as humans among us, testing us?
Arnov-Why ask Why?
Myzelle-Did Washington just use a quarter for I.D?
Tommy- How old is the earth.
Drew- What if your reflection is your actual self.
Harry- What if the truth is just a lie?
Cole- Is the Universe real?
Cole Stratton- What is every molecule in the universe is another universe?
Conner- What if we are all mind controlled right now?
Zefar-What if humans never existed? What would the world look like?
Owen-How do we know we’re all not insane, and we are all in the acylum.
Quinn- How do we know that we are real?

How long would it take to watch everything on Netflix?
Assuming that That a typical season of television has 22
episodes and that there are roughly the same number of
half hour long shows as hour long one, it would take you
about 3.5 years to watch everything on Netflix that's on
there now. Thats enough time to Get a film degree,or
master Three Instruments, or make 228 round Trips to the
Moon. It would take 42 Months, 182.5 weeks, 1277.5
days, 30660 hours, and 1.84e+6 minutes. Yeah, don’t do
it.

Saturn's Hurricane
On April 29th, 2013, a massive Hurricane on Saturn
formed. This Hurricane was 20 times larger than any
hurricane in human history, and it’s eye could fit the entire
United States Inside of it. The Strange part, Saturn doesn't
have any oceans. How is the Hurricane still going when it
has nothing to draw water from. Scientist have no idea
how this Hurricane formed, and if it will ever go away.

Umbrella Man
The day that John F Kennedy was shot, several people caught images of
the Murderer. But taking these photo and videos, that captured some… odd
things. One of them was the Babushka Lady, who, to this day, has not
been Identified by the police. Another was the umbrella man. He was the
only person on that clear day with an umbrella. On a video clip, he is seen
lifting his umbrella, and opening it. When the limo comes near, he twirls his
umbrella in a clockwise movement. While he does this, the limo slows, and
JFK is shot. Some say that he was signaling to the driver to slow. Or
maybe it was just a coincident. Whatever the case, the umbrella man has
not been identified to this day.

Jokes. Dillon P
What did the atlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Do you
sea what I did there. I’m shore you did. I’m having a whale of a time. Although I feel
kinda of shellfish for keep going.
Chuck Norris built the Hospital he was born in.
Death once had a Near-Chuck experience.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That why there's no signs of life.
A Teacher pointed a ruler at me and said “There's an idiot on the end of this ruler” I
asked “Which end?”
Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans
An Irish Man walked out of a bar.
A Lion walked into a bar. Several people got up and left, sensing the impending danger
of a Lion in a public place.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience.
Knowledge is knowing what a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put on a fruit
plate.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day I died because the heart is
an essential organ and is impossible to live without.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 13 arms, 17 legs, 3 eyes and is 7 foot 8?
A: Whatever his name is.
Two minds are better than one. Incorrect, if you had two brains, your body wouldn’t
function properly and you would most likely die.

An Eagle and a rat are sitting on a branch watching a person plant flowers. The eagle
turns to the rat, and says nothing because eagles can’t talk. The Eagle then ate the rat
because eagles are birds of prey.
You can do anything. Ok, go breath in space.
Want to hear a bird joke, It's a real Quack up.

Recipe: Chocolate Peanut Butter Dessert
Ingredients
20 chocolate cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies, divided
2 tablespoons butter, softened
1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup peanut butter
1-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar, divided
1 carton (16 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed, divided
15 miniature peanut butter cups, chopped
1 cup cold milk
1 package (3.9 ounces) instant chocolate fudge pudding mix
Directions
Crush 16 cookies; toss with the butter. Press into an ungreased 9-in. square dish; set aside.
In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese, peanut butter and 1 cup confectioners' sugar until
smooth. Fold in half of the whipped topping. Spread over crust. Sprinkle with peanut butter
cups.
In another large bowl, beat the milk, pudding mix and remaining confectioners' sugar on low
speed for 2 minutes Let stand for 2 minutes or until soft-set. Fold in remaining whipped topping.
Spread over peanut butter cups. Crush remaining cookies; sprinkle over the top. Cover and chill
for at least 3 hours. Yield: 12-16 servings.
This is a great treat for special occasion, and can serve plenty of people. This tasty dessert will
for sure get your kids to eat their entire dinner. It can be used for after dinner dessert, party
snack, even a snack after work or school since it’s so easy and quick to make. Anyone will love
this amazing food product. I personally, have made it so many times, and it never gets. Even
Gordon Ramsay loves it.
2 Sentence Scary story

I awoke to the creaking of a door, and saw an attic door open. This would be normal, except I
live in a trailer.
My mother called my name from downstairs. She died 2 years ago.
Some people don’t believe in ghost. They won’t get the chance to change their mind.
I wonder why my wife was walking around my room. I sat up, and my arm brushed against my
wife’s.
I wake up into a cold, dark room. I try to get up, but my head hits the lid of my coffin.
My hotel room has the creepiest painting, all of them have images of the dead and the forgotten.
I woke up the next morning, and all the paintings were gone, replaced by windows.
I used to live in a crowded neighborhood where children laughing and screaming was common.
Now that I live alone in the woods, it’s more unsettling.
I awoke, breathing heavily from my nightmare. I held my breath to steady myself, but the heavy
breathing continued.
There once was a man who thought I was crazy. ​Once.
When I was a kid I heard about a lost girl who was never found. Those were just lies, she’s right
here.
Living alone is great. I just don’t remember hearing about the screams
My favorite part about living in the woods is hearing the laughs of children. I still haven't found
the cabin they live in though.
When you lose a loved one, a part of them always stays with you. I just take it more seriously
than other people
I didn't know the clowns performed magic. At the circus one of the
clowns cut an audience member in half.