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<strong>Nate</strong> <strong>Esterline</strong>
1<br />
Table of Contents<br />
Health…………………………………………………………………………2<br />
Weird Words.………………………………………………………………...3<br />
2 most beautiful words……………………………………………………....6<br />
Riddles………………………………………………………………………...7<br />
GOAL!..........................................................................................................8<br />
Winter Break…………………………………………………………………...9<br />
Who Knew……………………………………………………………………...10<br />
Recipe…………………………………………………………………………..11<br />
I Survived……………………………………………………………………….12<br />
Technology……………………………………………………………………...13
2<br />
Health<br />
Xeroderma Pigmentosum, “Vampire Syndrome”<br />
Humans need sunlight to get vitamin D, but too much exposure to the sun’s UV rays can<br />
hurt you. About 1 in 1 million people have xeroderma pigmentosum and are extremely sensitive<br />
to UV rays. These people must be completely away from sunlight, or will experience extreme<br />
sunburns and breakdown of the skin. If someone with the condition isn’t careful, they could<br />
easily develop skin cancer.<br />
Xeroderma pigmentosum is caused by a rare recessive mutation of the repair enzymes.<br />
Functioning normally, these enzymes fix broken DNA that can be caused by UV rays. While<br />
there are some treatments available, the best prevention from damage is merely staying<br />
completely out of sunlight, just like a vampire.If you go in the sun you’ll get burned and it will be<br />
extremely painful. It doesn't just affect the skin though, it causes dry and scaly skin, as well as<br />
spider veins, it can discolor the eyes and make your eyes hurt. Another thing that can come out<br />
of having this disorder is dwarfism or even mental retardation, and people barely live past 40.<br />
Luckily it is a recessive autosomal disorder, and occurs in one in every one million people.<br />
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/10-strangest-known-medical-conditions/<br />
Weird Words
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Bumbershoot<br />
An umbrella.<br />
Snollygoster<br />
A person who can't be trusted.<br />
Hemidemisemiquaver A musical timing of 1/64.<br />
Gongoozle<br />
To stare at, kibitz.<br />
Gardyloo!<br />
A warning shouted before throwing water from above.<br />
Nincompoop<br />
Oocephalus<br />
A foolish person.<br />
An egghead.<br />
Smellfungus<br />
A perpetual pessimist.<br />
Tatterdemalion<br />
A child in rags.<br />
Widdershins<br />
In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.<br />
Rigmarole<br />
Nonsense, unnecessary complexity
4<br />
Vomitory<br />
An exit or outlet.<br />
Skedaddle<br />
To hurry somewhere.<br />
Logorrhea<br />
Loquaciousness, talkativeness<br />
Maverick<br />
A loner, someone outside the box.<br />
https://worksheets.theteacherscorner.net/make-your-own/crossword/crossword.php
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The 2 most beautiful words<br />
Elly Cook- music cally<br />
Griffin Spencer- joy success<br />
Zach Fox- baseball god<br />
Reid Trumbull- donuts love<br />
Mac Marzullo- adidas shoes<br />
Luis Masroua- happy love<br />
Wanya’ Crofton- throwing grapes<br />
Mykael Huggins- rap music<br />
Anthony Cotton- power knowledge<br />
Katie Noll- dance dance<br />
Amelia Senglaub- Amelia Senglaub<br />
Eryk Yarkosky- life god<br />
Grace Spencer- happy life<br />
Andy Murga- music greatness<br />
Ayden Boyle- baseball food
7<br />
Riddles<br />
Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of<br />
the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?<br />
They weren’t born in the same year.<br />
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and<br />
thumbs of their own. What are they?<br />
Gloves.<br />
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your<br />
exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will<br />
pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no<br />
matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy<br />
ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?<br />
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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GOAL!<br />
Tweet! It was the finals of the tournament. The game was slow and we got scored on<br />
early, but right before halftime my team made it 1-1. After halftime my team was ready<br />
to score another, the game was still going slow and we didn't end up scoring, but neither<br />
did the other team. We then went to PKs and my team was up and we had scored all of<br />
our PKs, it was my turn, and if we made it we would win. I had to make this shot, I ran<br />
up and shot into the right corner, and I scored! My team won the tournament.
9<br />
Winter Break<br />
I was in the airplane super excited to land in San Diego. This winter break was going to<br />
be one of the best i've ever had. The trip was fun but my favorite part was when we<br />
went to coronado beach. That day me and my mom were standing next to the USS<br />
Midway, and we watched one of the many aircraft carriers go out into the ocean for a<br />
training run. Next, we went to Coronado beach. It was really cool, the sand sparkled<br />
gold and it was really warm outside. The water on the other hand, was very cold, so I<br />
mostly watched the aircraft carrier in the distance. San Diego was a great winter<br />
getaway for me and my family.
10<br />
Who Knew<br />
Do Dogs Dream? Yes, in fact dogs dream like humans and about similar things.<br />
Many people believe that dogs do dream. Most dog owners have noticed that at various<br />
times during their sleep, some dogs may quiver, make leg twitches or may even growl<br />
or snap at something in their dream, giving the impression that they are dreaming about<br />
something.<br />
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201010/do-dogs-dream<br />
Why is the sky blue? A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in<br />
the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look<br />
towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has<br />
been scattered out and away from the line of sight.<br />
http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/BlueSky/blue_sky.html<br />
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? A group of engineering students<br />
from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue,<br />
took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's<br />
volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252<br />
licks each to the center.<br />
http://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments
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Recipe<br />
Beignets<br />
Ingredients<br />
●<br />
2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast<br />
● 1 1/2 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)<br />
●<br />
1/2 cup white sugar<br />
●<br />
1 teaspoon salt<br />
●<br />
2 eggs<br />
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●<br />
1 cup evaporated milk<br />
7 cups all-purpose flour<br />
●<br />
Market Pantry All-Purpose Flour - 5 lbs<br />
●<br />
1/4 cup shortening<br />
●<br />
●<br />
1 quart vegetable oil for frying<br />
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar<br />
Directions<br />
1. In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Add sugar, salt, eggs, evaporated milk, and blend.<br />
Mix in 4 cups of the flour and beat until smooth. Add the shortening, and then the remaining 3<br />
cups of flour. Cover and chill for up to 24 hours.<br />
2. Roll out dough 1/8 inch thick. Cut into 2 1/2 inch squares. Fry in 360 degree F hot oil. If beignets<br />
do not pop up, oil isn’t hot enough. Drain onto paper towels.<br />
3. Shake confectioners' sugar on hot beignets. Serve warm.<br />
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/7179/beignets/print/?recipeType=Recipe&servings=10
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I survived<br />
On April 20th, 1999 in Jefferson county, Colorado, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold<br />
murdered 13 students and injured 24 students at columbine high school. Harris and<br />
Klebold had both been to juvenile detention camps previous to the shooting. They went<br />
to juvenile detention for discussing their plans to shoot up columbine. They were both<br />
released early for good behavior, but right when they returned home they kept<br />
discussing their plans. On April 20th, 1999, they had placed bombs set to detonate<br />
when they were inside (most bombs they made didn't detonate), and before the<br />
shooting they had seen a friend outside. Brooks Brown was outside the school when<br />
Eric Harris said to him “It doesn’t matter anymore, I like you now, get out of here, go<br />
home.” They killed 3 people in the cafeteria and then they proceeded to the library,<br />
where they massacred 10 students. After the library massacre, they roamed the halls<br />
and teased students. Klebold and Harris exchanged shots with police officers many<br />
times during the attack, but they never injured any officers. An hour after the shooting<br />
started, Harris and Klebold committed suicide in the library of the school.
13<br />
Technology<br />
As most of us know, Apple has almost always created great devices, and the<br />
IPhone 8 will be no exception. The IPhone 8 is expected to be Apple’s biggest update to<br />
the device ever. It’s rumored to have a new OLED display that covers the entire front. If<br />
they did that, they would have to completely remove the home button. Nobody knows<br />
for sure what will replace the home button, but some concepts include ideas like a touch<br />
bar similar to the one on the macbook pro. The touchbar would work like the macbook<br />
pro’s touchbar, displaying different icons while on different apps. The IPhone 8 will be<br />
an extreme technological advance for society, offering many features that are never<br />
before seen. All in all the IPhone 8 looks very promising as a future device we will see<br />
soon.