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Points to Ponder<br />
Geoffrey Abrams: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?<br />
Bryan <strong>Toben</strong>: If shorts are called shorts shouldn't pants be called longs?<br />
Reece <strong>Toben</strong>: Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?<br />
Rachel Fain: Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?<br />
Taryn Pedersen: If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?<br />
Caroline Clarke: If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that make you weak or strong?<br />
Katie Noll: History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time passes.<br />
Sydney Kauphusman: When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.<br />
Madison West: I wonder what my dog named me?<br />
Andrew Flekier: “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it<br />
off and turn it back on again?<br />
Stella Prophater: Clapping is just hitting yourself because you really like something.<br />
Eileen O’hara: Can you imagine a giraffe without a long neck?<br />
Selin Ulusarac: Are newborns always crying because they are feeling the worst pain they have ever<br />
experienced?<br />
Isabella Carney: If Ellen Degeneres gives out large things on her show like Oprah, her show could be<br />
called Ellen-De-Generous.<br />
Christina <strong>Toben</strong>: Your stomach thinks that all potato is mashed.
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