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1Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?<br />

1A. Ground Beef.<br />

Jokes and Riddles!<br />

2Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?<br />

2A. Red Paint.<br />

3Q. What does a pepper do when it is angry?<br />

3A. It gets jalapeno face!<br />

4Q. Mary’s father has 5 daughters. SaSa, SeSe, SiSi, SoSo, and who?<br />

4A. Mary!<br />

5Q. The blue house is made of blue painted wood. The red house is made of red painted<br />

wood. The pink house is made of pink painted wood. The orange house is made of orange<br />

painted wood. What is the green house made of?<br />

5A. Glass!<br />

6Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?<br />

6A. Smiles, because there is a mile between each s!<br />

7Q. What word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?<br />

7A. Short!

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