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1Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?<br />
1A. Ground Beef.<br />
Jokes and Riddles!<br />
2Q. What is red and smells like blue paint?<br />
2A. Red Paint.<br />
3Q. What does a pepper do when it is angry?<br />
3A. It gets jalapeno face!<br />
4Q. Mary’s father has 5 daughters. SaSa, SeSe, SiSi, SoSo, and who?<br />
4A. Mary!<br />
5Q. The blue house is made of blue painted wood. The red house is made of red painted<br />
wood. The pink house is made of pink painted wood. The orange house is made of orange<br />
painted wood. What is the green house made of?<br />
5A. Glass!<br />
6Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?<br />
6A. Smiles, because there is a mile between each s!<br />
7Q. What word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it?<br />
7A. Short!