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MAKES YOU STRONGER
THERE’S NO E-MAIL from Olly. Not one. I even check my spam folder. This shouldn’t
bother me and it doesn’t. It doesn’t bother me a lot. In the interest of thoroughness, I
refresh my e-mail three more times in about two seconds. Maybe it’s just hiding
somewhere, stuck behind another one.
Carla walks in as I’m about to refresh again.
“I didn’t think you’d be able to unearth that thing,” she says.
“Good morning to you, too,” I say, squinting down at the screen.
She smiles and begins her daily unpacking-of-the-medical-bag ritual. Why she doesn’t
leave it here overnight is a mystery.
“Why are you frowning? Another dead cat video?” Her smile is toothy and wide, very
Cheshire Cat–like. Any minute now her body will disappear, leaving just a grinning
floating head in its wake.
“Olly didn’t send me any e-mails.”
I believe nonplussed is the word for her expression.
“All weekend,” I say, by way of illumination.
“I see.” She puts the stethoscope in her ears and the thermometer under my tongue.
“Did you e-mail him?”
“Yesh.” I talk around the thermometer.
“Don’t talk, just nod.”
“Sawwy.”
She rolls her eyes and we wait for the beep.
“Ninety-nine point eight,” I say, handing the thermometer back to her. “I basically told
him not to write. Am I being ridiculous?”
She motions for me to turn around so she can listen to my lungs but doesn’t respond.
“How ridiculous?” I prompt. “On a scale of one to ten, one being perfectly rational and
reasonable and ten being absurd and certifiable.”
“About an eight,” she says without hesitation.
I’d been expecting her to say twelve, so eight seems like a victory. I tell her so and she
laughs at me.
“So you told him not to write to you and then he didn’t write to you. This is what you’re
telling me?”
“Well, I didn’t say DON’T WRITE in big, bold letters or anything. I just said I was busy.”
I think she’s going to make fun of me, but she doesn’t.