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Madeline: You are a heathen. I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.<br />

Olly: what’s wrong with a good limerick?<br />

Madeline: “Good limerick” is a contradiction in terms.<br />

Olly: what’s your favorite?<br />

Madeline: Haiku.<br />

Olly: haikus are awful. they’re just less fun limericks<br />

Madeline: You’ve been downgraded from heathen to heretic.<br />

Olly: noted<br />

Madeline: OK. I should be asleep.<br />

Olly: ok me too.<br />

Thursday, 8:00 P.M.<br />

Madeline: I wouldn’t have guessed that math was your favorite class.<br />

Olly: why not?<br />

Madeline: I don’t know. You climb buildings and leap over things. Most people are good<br />

with their bodies or their minds but not both.<br />

Olly: is that a nice way of saying you think i’m dumb?<br />

Madeline: No! I mean that…I don’t know what I mean.<br />

Olly: you mean i’m too sexy to be good at it. that’s ok. i get that a lot<br />

Madeline: …<br />

Olly: it just takes practice like anything else. i was a mathlete two high schools ago i’ll<br />

have you know. got a probability and stats question? i’m your guy<br />

Madeline: No!<br />

Olly: yes!<br />

Madeline: So sexy.<br />

Olly: i sense insincerity<br />

Madeline: No!<br />

Olly: yes!<br />

Madeline: :) So are you going to be a Mathlete at SFV High?<br />

Olly: probably not<br />

Olly: my dad made me quit. he wanted me to do something more manly like football<br />

Madeline: You play football?

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