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DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease Bundt pan For the cake 1. In medium bowl, whisk together cement mix, salt, and gravel. 2. In large bowl, whisk together butter, Elmer’s Glue, paint thinner, and eggs. Do not overmix. 3. Gradually whisk in dry ingredients in small batches. 4. Spoon batter into Bundt mold. 5. Bake until a tester inserted in cake refuses to come out. Cool in pan on rack. For the glaze: 1. Whisk together sawdust and enough water to form a thick yet pourable glaze. 2. Set rack with cake over a piece of wax paper (for easy cleanup). 3. Drizzle cake with glaze and let solidify before serving. (Serves 0) - Madeline Whittier P.S. I’m not a spy!
Wednesday, 8:15 P.M. FIRST CONTACT, PART THREE Olly: i was going to email you back, but saw you were online. your recipe cracked me up. has there ever been a spy in the whole history of spying that’s admitted to being a spy? i think not. i’m olly and it’s nice to meet you. Olly: what’s the “f” stand for? Madeline: Furukawa. My mom is 3rd generation Japanese American. I’m half Japanese. Olly: what’s the other half? Madeline: African American. Olly: do you have a nickname madeline furukawa whittier or am i expected to call you madeline furukawa whittier? Madeline: I don’t have a nickname. Everyone calls me Madeline. Sometimes my mom calls me honey or sweetie. Does that count? Olly: no of course it doesn’t count. no one calls you m or maddy or mad or maddymad-mad-mad? i’ll pick one for you. Olly: we’re gonna be friends Thursday, 8:19 P.M. Madeline: Since we’re going to be friends, I have questions: Where are you from? Why do you wear a cap all the time? Is your head oddly shaped? Why do you only ever wear black? Related question: Are you aware that clothing comes in other colors? I have suggestions if you need them. What do you do on the roof? What’s the tattoo on your right arm? Olly: i have answers: we’re from all over, but mostly the east coast. i shaved my head before we moved here (big mistake). yes. i’m dead sexy in black. yes. none needed, thanks. nothing. barcode Madeline: What have you got against capital letters and proper punctuation? Olly: who says that i do Madeline: I have to go. Sorry! Friday, 8:34 P.M.
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DIRECTIONS<br />
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.<br />
Grease Bundt pan<br />
For the cake<br />
1. In medium bowl, whisk together cement mix, salt, and gravel.<br />
2. In large bowl, whisk together butter, Elmer’s Glue, paint thinner, and eggs. Do not overmix.<br />
3. Gradually whisk in dry ingredients in small batches.<br />
4. Spoon batter into Bundt mold.<br />
5. Bake until a tester inserted in cake refuses to come out. Cool in pan on rack.<br />
For the glaze:<br />
1. Whisk together sawdust and enough water to form a thick yet pourable glaze.<br />
2. Set rack with cake over a piece of wax paper (for easy cleanup).<br />
3. Drizzle cake with glaze and let solidify before serving.<br />
(Serves 0)<br />
- Madeline Whittier<br />
P.S. I’m not a spy!
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