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FIRST-TIME FLYER FAQ<br />

Q: What is the best way to relieve earaches caused by changes in cabin pressure?<br />

A: Chewing gum. Also, kissing.<br />

Q: Which is the best seat: window, center, or aisle?<br />

A: Window, definitely. The world is quite a sight from 32,000 feet above it. Note that a<br />

window means your traveling companion may then be stuck next to a spectacularly<br />

loquacious bore. Kissing (your companion, not the bore) is also effective in this<br />

situation.<br />

Q: How many times per hour is cabin air refreshed?<br />

A: Twenty.<br />

Q: How many people can an airline blanket comfortably cover?<br />

A: Two. Be sure to raise the seat arm between you and snuggle as close as possible for<br />

maximum coverage.<br />

Q: How is it possible that humans invented something as amazing as an airplane and<br />

something as awful as a nuclear bomb?<br />

A: Human beings are mysterious and paradoxical.<br />

Q: Will I encounter turbulence?<br />

A: Yes. Into all lives a little turbulence must fall.

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