Atlantic Ave Magazine - April 2017
► MISC ║ HUMOR When Moving Make Sure Your Fish Isn’t a Jumper By K.M. Forsyth { What? You read it right folks. I’m going to give you a very good reason why you should make sure your tropical fish are not jumpers. When we bought the tinfoil barbs they were small, shiny, silver, diamond shaped fish. Then they grew, and grew and grew, until they were 6 to 8 inches long. We had made the classic mistake most fish tank owners make. We bought fish without research. Not only were they big, they were fast. When they weren’t terrifying the other fish in the tank with their speed, they were, well, eating them. They were incredibly high strung for fish. Every time I would turn the dining room lights on or off they would either try to jump, whacking themselves on the tank canopy, or they would bang into the glass wall of the tank. Well it was time to move from the condo to our house in suburbia. We called my brother, who had a truck, and my best friend Karen to help us move the fish a few days before Moving Day. I thought I had thought of everything. We had laid a tarp in the floor in front of the tank (in case of spillage) and had a clean cooler, fishnets, and a siphoning hose. I siphoned off about half of the water into the cooler, and then proceeded to try and net the fish. The surviving small fish were pretty easy, but the big fast fish took a bit more work. Finally, I caught one. I lifted it free of the tank and, much to my shock, it leapt from the net and fortunately landed in the cooler. My shriek of alarm brought the troops to attention. Now of course the same shriek must have frightened the leaping fish because it jumped straight out of the cooler and came nose to fishy eyeball with me. I yelled again and slammed the cooler lid shut just as it hit the water again. My brother and husband were laughing so hard that they were rendered incapable of helping. Karen however knew the real difficulties were just beginning. There were three more Tinfoil Barbs in the tank, and when we took the lid off the cooler the fish inside was gonna jump again. With Karen manning the lid I managed to net each of the remaining fish in turn, Karen would yank open the lid so I could literally toss the fish in and she would try to slam it shut again before the fish inside tried to escape. And all the time my brother and husband were laughing and Karen and I would scream at every unexpected fish movement. The last fish was ready to go in. Karen lifted the lid. I tossed the fish. As Karen slammed the lid down one of the fish made a last ditch effort and jumped. The timing was bad; Karen basically batted the fish back into the cooler with the lid. And of course I was screaming. My brother looked at me and said, “Aren’t you going to check to make sure that fish is ok?” I gave him my best “Are you nuts?” look. I broke all the rules of safe fish transport and eventually resorted to just pouring the whole cooler, water and fish and everything into the newly set up tank at the new house. I just couldn’t face netting the little buggers again. Surprisingly we all survived with only emotional scars to show for the whole adventure. 124 April 2017 | www.AtlanticAveMagazine.com
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MISC ║ HUMOR<br />
When Moving Make Sure<br />
Your Fish Isn’t a Jumper<br />
By K.M. Forsyth<br />
{<br />
What? You read it right folks. I’m going to give you a very good reason<br />
why you should make sure your tropical fish are not jumpers.<br />
When we bought the tinfoil barbs they<br />
were small, shiny, silver, diamond shaped<br />
fish. Then they grew, and grew and grew,<br />
until they were 6 to 8 inches long. We had<br />
made the classic mistake most fish tank<br />
owners make. We bought fish without research.<br />
Not only were they big, they were<br />
fast. When they weren’t terrifying the<br />
other fish in the tank with their speed, they<br />
were, well, eating them.<br />
They were incredibly high strung for<br />
fish. Every time I would turn the dining<br />
room lights on or off they would either try<br />
to jump, whacking themselves on the tank<br />
canopy, or they would bang into the glass<br />
wall of the tank.<br />
Well it was time to move from the condo<br />
to our house in suburbia. We called<br />
my brother, who had a truck, and my best<br />
friend Karen to help us move the fish a few<br />
days before Moving Day.<br />
I thought I had thought of everything.<br />
We had laid a tarp in the floor in front of<br />
the tank (in case of spillage) and had a<br />
clean cooler, fishnets, and a siphoning<br />
hose. I siphoned off about half of the water<br />
into the cooler, and then proceeded to try<br />
and net the fish. The surviving small fish<br />
were pretty easy, but the big fast fish took<br />
a bit more work. Finally, I caught one. I<br />
lifted it free of the tank and, much to my<br />
shock, it leapt from the net and fortunately<br />
landed in the cooler.<br />
My shriek of alarm brought the troops to<br />
attention. Now of course the same shriek<br />
must have frightened the leaping fish because<br />
it jumped straight out of the cooler<br />
and came nose to fishy eyeball with me. I<br />
yelled again and slammed the cooler lid<br />
shut just as it hit the water again.<br />
My brother and husband were laughing<br />
so hard that they were rendered incapable<br />
of helping. Karen however knew the real<br />
difficulties were just beginning. There<br />
were three more Tinfoil Barbs in the tank,<br />
and when we took the lid off the cooler the<br />
fish inside was gonna jump again.<br />
With Karen manning the lid I managed<br />
to net each of the remaining fish in turn,<br />
Karen would yank open the lid so I could<br />
literally toss the fish in and she would try<br />
to slam it shut again before the fish inside<br />
tried to escape. And all the time my brother<br />
and husband were laughing and Karen<br />
and I would scream at every unexpected<br />
fish movement.<br />
The last fish was ready to go in.<br />
Karen lifted the lid. I tossed the<br />
fish. As Karen slammed the lid down one of<br />
the fish made a last ditch effort and jumped.<br />
The timing was bad; Karen basically batted<br />
the fish back into the cooler with the lid.<br />
And of course I was screaming.<br />
My brother looked at me and said, “Aren’t<br />
you going to check to make sure that fish is<br />
ok?”<br />
I gave him my best “Are you nuts?” look.<br />
I broke all the rules of safe fish transport<br />
and eventually resorted to just pouring the<br />
whole cooler, water and fish and everything<br />
into the newly set up tank at the new<br />
house. I just couldn’t face netting the little<br />
buggers again. Surprisingly we all survived<br />
with only emotional scars to show for the<br />
whole adventure.<br />
124 <strong>April</strong> <strong>2017</strong> | www.<strong>Atlantic</strong><strong>Ave</strong><strong>Magazine</strong>.com