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LET ME BORROW YOUR<br />
BRAT! (Short Story - by<br />
F i s h w o g g l e )<br />
I want to borrow a kid. Hell<br />
yes I do! I never had me one of<br />
my own . . . thank god. But I<br />
wanna borrow a little<br />
bastard . . . a little shit-ass . . .<br />
but a cute one. Why? Because<br />
when I was passing the park<br />
there were about 7 of the<br />
cutest little mamas (and about<br />
4 ugly ones) pushing their<br />
goddamned snotnosed cretins<br />
on the swings . . . or . . . well . . .<br />
you know . . . tossing the ball<br />
with the little shits. But to hell<br />
with the kids . . . I wanna gab<br />
with them cute little mamas.<br />
To the toss-pot with their<br />
husbands! Them sons-ofbitches<br />
chose to join the rat<br />
race . . . that’s their “get-go.”<br />
Me? I don’t do nothing’!<br />
Fuck work! I’d rather walk<br />
around and look at the broads.<br />
So . . . hell yeah! While them<br />
scratch toadies are at work . . .
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