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THAT IS FUNNY BY ADRIAN Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn’t in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?” “Darling, I’m sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.” Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.” Knowledge is love and light and vision. Helen Keller Hooking...UP 1 It will take 15-20 emails to set something up 2. After viewing their photo, ask for more, but don’t send any photos or info 3. When sucking me off, just as I’m about to cum, stop and tell me you don’t swallow 4. Even though ad says for right now, ask if can do it a week from now 5. Why send any info other then a picture of your dick 6. use photos that are 5+ years old 7.Want my phone # so we can start texting each other 8. Tell everyone you’re curious and never done this before 8.You can’t host, but suggest a park or bathroom 9. Live in the IE ask for a ride. 10. On my way over email me to cancel because your roommate just came home 13. When you arrive, say you really just want to cuddle 14. You have been celibate for 2 years and ready now to have sex 15. You really want to take photos/video of you while sucking me 16. Ask to see my drivers license when I get there 17. You’re Canadian and want to chat. 18. Ask for $$$ after we’ve set everything up 43

THAT IS FUNNY BY ADRIAN<br />

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious <strong>to</strong>ilet brush for her<br />

birthday. But when he went <strong>to</strong> visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn’t <strong>in</strong> the bathroom.<br />

Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened <strong>to</strong> the <strong>to</strong>ilet brush I<br />

gave you?”<br />

“Darl<strong>in</strong>g, I’m sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was <strong>to</strong>o scratchy. After all those<br />

years, I’ve gotten used <strong>to</strong> the <strong>to</strong>ilet paper.”<br />

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks,<br />

“Hey Johnny, where are you go<strong>in</strong>g with the cow?”<br />

“I’m tak<strong>in</strong>g her <strong>to</strong> the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.<br />

The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be do<strong>in</strong>g that?”<br />

Little Johnny th<strong>in</strong>ks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I th<strong>in</strong>k it’s really<br />

best left with the bulls.”<br />

Knowledge is love and light and vision.<br />

Helen Keller<br />

Hook<strong>in</strong>g...UP<br />

1 It will take 15-20 emails <strong>to</strong> set someth<strong>in</strong>g<br />

up<br />

2. After view<strong>in</strong>g their pho<strong>to</strong>, ask for<br />

more, but don’t send any pho<strong>to</strong>s or <strong>in</strong>fo<br />

3. When suck<strong>in</strong>g me off, just as I’m<br />

about <strong>to</strong> cum, s<strong>to</strong>p and tell me you don’t<br />

swallow<br />

4. Even though ad says for right now,<br />

ask if can do it a week from now<br />

5. Why send any <strong>in</strong>fo other then a picture<br />

of your dick<br />

6. use pho<strong>to</strong>s that are 5+ years old<br />

7.Want my phone # so we can start text<strong>in</strong>g<br />

each other<br />

8. Tell everyone you’re curious and never<br />

done this before<br />

8.You can’t host, but suggest a park or<br />

bathroom<br />

9. Live <strong>in</strong> the IE ask for a ride.<br />

10. On my way over email me <strong>to</strong> cancel<br />

because your roommate just came home<br />

13. When you arrive, say you really just<br />

want <strong>to</strong> cuddle<br />

14. You have been celibate for 2 years<br />

and ready now <strong>to</strong> have sex<br />

15. You really want <strong>to</strong> take pho<strong>to</strong>s/video<br />

of you while suck<strong>in</strong>g me<br />

16. Ask <strong>to</strong> see my drivers license when I<br />

get there<br />

17. You’re Canadian and want <strong>to</strong> chat.<br />

18. Ask for $$$ after we’ve set everyth<strong>in</strong>g<br />

up<br />

43

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