Hydrolife Canada February/March 2017

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ASK A NURSE: TIPS FOR THE GAME
Dear Nurse Jessica,
Q
I’m a 35-year-old woman in good health. I haven’t
really used cannabis all that much, but with so
many dispensaries popping up all around me,
I admit I’m tempted to see what all the fuss is
about. It’s possible I’ve been missing out my
whole life! What’s my best approach here? Walk in and fake
an illness, be upfront, have someone “boot” for me? How much
information will a dispensary want from me, how honest do I
have to be, and what do they do with the information?
Well, hello there, 35-year-old woman in good
health. Of course you’re curious; who isn’t?
A
Especially these days with a plethora of
cannabis-friendly establishments to choose from.
Stress less about lost time with this divine plant
and embrace her with your arms wide open.
I would never recommend someone fake an illness. Lying
is toxic and it’s a waste of precious time. Always be up front.
Just walk in and tell them that you’re a novice. If a dispensary
can’t help, try another one, or try a local hydro shop, cannabis
clinic, or vape lounge. The truth is more people than you know
have been incorporating this plant into their lives for years. My
experience is that folks in the cannabis industry want to help.
We like new people; it gives professionals an opportunity to
pass on some of the knowledge it’s taken us years to acquire.
The more relevant the information they have from you, the
better. This is often used to implement precision towards
products that would be best suited for you. All establishments
have their own client tracking systems, so just feel it out.
Since you’re in the recreational zone, it’s different all over. I’m
writing to you from Canada, so our laws are currently rooted
in the ACMPR (Access to Cannabis for Medical Purposes
Regulations). I strongly advise you become well-acquainted
with marijuana laws where you live.
If I want something, I go out and get it. Don’t have someone
“boot” for you. You can “boot” for yourself by putting them
on your feet and walking into a cannabis establishment to
ask a few questions. The marijuana vibe has called you,
so have some fun with this and start hunting. You may end
up wanting to work in the industry and consume very little
cannabis, or even none at all.
Enjoy your introduction to cannabis like the cosmic
explosion of a divine lover. Take your time with it and
allow yourself to test this plant with a clear self. To truly
feel the effects of different intake methods and specific
strains, it’s important to do it without alcohol or cigarettes.
Ganja has white light angel wings, in my opinion, so why
not enjoy her true? The other two have ulterior motives. Get
a journal, start recording. Be present to what comes up for
you and allow this plant to be your guide.
Infused creams and Epsom salts for baths are two of my
favourite intake methods.
These intakes deal with pain from arthritis, inflammation,
muscle tension, menstrual cramps, stress, anxiety, spasms,
insomnia, and just plain healthy people getting healthier. Use
an infused topical with essential oils on your temples, chest,
feet, or neck to stay balanced in Babylon. The absorption
through your skin is processed through your liver differently
than combustion or edibles, so the effects are not comparable.
These are the safest cannabis-infused starters, in my opinion.
Once you rock these, I highly recommend you find what
I call a “yoni plug” (aka vaginal suppository). The ones
I get have cannabis infused coco butter, vitamin E oil,
frankincense, clary sage, and lavender. These are the best
things I have ever incorporated into my day. If you enjoy
multiples, this will get you out of your head and back into
your body like nothing else. Great for cramps and a perfect
way to start the day before coffee.
Have some fun with this, you 35-year-old healthy goddess.
This is a great opportunity for you to redefine your personal
bliss with cannabis.
Nurse Jessica
Jessica Ferneyhough, a registered practical nurse, brings a
unique approach to care, empowering patients as a medicinal
cannabis nurse and horses for healing advocate.
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