Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
FINAL SCRIPT<br />
sister’s room.<br />
ELIZABETH<br />
Thank you. (Elizabeth leaves. A beat.)<br />
LOUISA<br />
She really looked almost wild.<br />
CAROLINE<br />
She did, indeed, Louisa. I could hardly keep my countenance.<br />
MR. HURST<br />
Very nonsensical to come at all!<br />
CAROLINE<br />
Why must she be scampering about the country, because her sister has a cold? Her hair, so<br />
untidy, so blowsy!<br />
LOUISA<br />
Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six inches deep in mud, I am absolutely<br />
certain; and the gown which had been let down to hide it not doing its office.<br />
MR. BINGLEY<br />
Your picture may be very exact, Louisa, but this was all lost upon me. I thought Miss Elizabeth<br />
Bennet looked remarkably well when she came into the room. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped<br />
my notice.<br />
CAROLINE<br />
You observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure, and I am inclined to think that you would not wish to see<br />
your sister make such an exhibition.<br />
MR. DARCY<br />
Certainly not.<br />
CAROLINE<br />
To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and<br />
alone, quite alone! What could she mean by it? It seems to me to show an abominable sort of<br />
conceited independence.<br />
MR. HURST<br />
A most country-town indifference to decorum.<br />
MR. BINGLEY<br />
It shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing.<br />
CAROLINE<br />
I can guess the subject of your reverie.<br />
MR. DARCY<br />
I should imagine not.<br />
CAROLINE<br />
You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings in this society; and<br />
indeed I am quite of your opinion.<br />
MR. DARCY<br />
Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have<br />
been meditating on the very great pleasure, which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty<br />
woman can bestow. (Pause)<br />
CAROLINE<br />
I am all astonishment. How long has Miss Elizabeth Bennet been such a favorite? And pray,<br />
when am I to wish you joy?<br />
MR. DARCY<br />
That is exactly the question I expected you to ask. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps<br />
9