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sister’s room.<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

Thank you. (Elizabeth leaves. A beat.)<br />

LOUISA<br />

She really looked almost wild.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

She did, indeed, Louisa. I could hardly keep my countenance.<br />

MR. HURST<br />

Very nonsensical to come at all!<br />

CAROLINE<br />

Why must she be scampering about the country, because her sister has a cold? Her hair, so<br />

untidy, so blowsy!<br />

LOUISA<br />

Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six inches deep in mud, I am absolutely<br />

certain; and the gown which had been let down to hide it not doing its office.<br />

MR. BINGLEY<br />

Your picture may be very exact, Louisa, but this was all lost upon me. I thought Miss Elizabeth<br />

Bennet looked remarkably well when she came into the room. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped<br />

my notice.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

You observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure, and I am inclined to think that you would not wish to see<br />

your sister make such an exhibition.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

Certainly not.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and<br />

alone, quite alone! What could she mean by it? It seems to me to show an abominable sort of<br />

conceited independence.<br />

MR. HURST<br />

A most country-town indifference to decorum.<br />

MR. BINGLEY<br />

It shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

I can guess the subject of your reverie.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

I should imagine not.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

You are considering how insupportable it would be to pass many evenings in this society; and<br />

indeed I am quite of your opinion.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have<br />

been meditating on the very great pleasure, which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty<br />

woman can bestow. (Pause)<br />

CAROLINE<br />

I am all astonishment. How long has Miss Elizabeth Bennet been such a favorite? And pray,<br />

when am I to wish you joy?<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

That is exactly the question I expected you to ask. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps<br />

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