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FINAL SCRIPT<br />

JANE<br />

Who?<br />

LYDIA <strong>AND</strong> KITTY<br />

Bingley.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

Even Sir William is determined to go. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit<br />

him if you do not.<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying which ever one<br />

of the girls he chooses, though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

Lizzy is not a bit better than the others, and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor<br />

half so good-humored as Lydia. But you are always giving her the preference.<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

They have none of them much to recommend them: they are all silly and ignorant like other girls.<br />

But Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends these<br />

last twenty years at least. (Mr. Bennet opens the door, Kitty falls into the room, the rest just<br />

manage to catch their balance. The family sits down to various tasks. Elizabeth is putting new<br />

ribbon on her hat. Silence.)<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

I hope Mr. Bingley will like your hat, Lizzy.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

We are not in a way to know what Mr. Bingley likes since we are not to visit.<br />

LYDIA<br />

But you forget mamma that we shall meet him at the assemblies, and that Mrs. Long promised to<br />

introduce him.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

I do not believe Mrs. Long will do any such thing. She has two nieces of her own. She is a<br />

selfish, hypocritical woman, and I have no opinion of her.<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

No more have I and I am glad to find that you do not depend on her serving you.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

Don't keep coughing so, Kitty, for Heaven's sake! Have a little compassion on my nerves. You<br />

tear them to pieces.<br />

KITTY<br />

I do not cough for my own amusement. (Long silence.) When is the next ball to be?<br />

LYDIA<br />

To-morrow fortnight.<br />

MRS. BENNET<br />

Aye, so it is and Mrs. Long does not come back till the day before; so it will be impossible for<br />

her to introduce him, for she will not know him herself. Oh! I am sick of Mr. Bingley.<br />

MR. BENNET<br />

I am sorry to hear that; but why did you not tell me before? If I had known as much this morning<br />

I certainly would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I have actually paid the visit,<br />

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