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FINAL SCRIPT<br />

CAROLINE<br />

What can he mean, Miss Bennett?<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

Our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask nothing about it.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

I require an explanation of your motives, Mr. Darcy.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

You either choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each other's confidence,<br />

and have secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear to the<br />

greatest advantage in walking; if the first, I would be completely in your way, and if the second,<br />

I can admire you much better from here.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

Oh, shocking! How shall we punish him for such a speech?<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

Laugh at him.<br />

CAROLINE<br />

Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

The wisest and the best of men may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life<br />

is a joke.<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

I hope I never ridicule what is wise and good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies,<br />

do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

It has been the study of my life to avoid those weaknesses, which often expose a strong<br />

understanding to ridicule.<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

Such as vanity and pride.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride—where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will<br />

be always under good regulation.<br />

LOUISA<br />

Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume, and pray what is the result?<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. He owns it himself without disguise.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

No, I have made no such pretension. I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of<br />

understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. I cannot forget the follies and vices of others so<br />

soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

That is a failing indeed! But you have chosen your fault well. I really cannot laugh at it. You are<br />

safe from me.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

There is, I believe, in every disposition a natural defect, which not even the best education can<br />

overcome.<br />

ELIZABETH<br />

And your defect is to hate everybody.<br />

MR. DARCY<br />

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