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Commander Future: A Reporter’s Notebook<br />

An insider’s look at the most controversial figure of our times<br />

By Peter Underhill<br />

(with additional reporting by Drew McWeeny)<br />

“Moving Day”<br />

I’m still not entirely sure what my new job as the Official Biographer of Commander Future<br />

entails, but one thing that I'm sure is important is an attention to detail.<br />

It's definitely important to him. He said as much when he hired me for the job.<br />

And based on the reaction to the first piece about him that I published, it's<br />

important to you, the general public, as well. I've gotten something in the neighborhood of<br />

273,000 e-mails about him so far, and that's not an exaggeration.<br />

I haven't even come close to reading them all, but I see the same questions, over and<br />

over. People want to understand him, and it's apparent that many people fear him.<br />

This is not an inappropriate response.<br />

People see him as a sign of religious apocalypse or scientific collapse, the end times<br />

in human form, more than anything, they want to know what he's like in person.<br />

Honestly? I'm not sure I can answer that yet. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to answer<br />

it in the way people want. All I can do is keep a reporter's notebook, be as complete as<br />

possible, and do my best to stay out of harm's way. And if I'm going to be complete, then I<br />

have to actually back up a bit from when I published. I mentioned that I'd been moved in<br />

to my new home for about a week. I glossed over what happened the first few days of my<br />

new arrangement in an effort to give that initial story a button.<br />

The truth is, I am only able to digest these events in small bite-size pieces. And I am<br />

only now able to fully explain certain things.<br />

When he offered me the job, one condition of my employment was that I had to<br />

move downtown to the Future Center, as it's called. The city granted him perpetual<br />

ownership of nine square blocks of the absolute worst real estate you can imagine.<br />

Destroyed by crime and abandoned to rot, no one else had any plans for the land, so it<br />

seemed like giving it to him was, at the very least, a lateral move.

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