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NOEL<br />
Based on a screenplay by Drew McWeeny & Scott Swan<br />
1 / Is Santa Claus Real?<br />
One of the most important questions any child asks their parent is also one of the most<br />
frequent.<br />
Is Santa Claus real?<br />
The answer, of course, is not a simple yes or a simple no. Yes, he is real, but no, the way<br />
he's normally described or depicted is not correct. Some of the details are right. Some are<br />
wrong. Santa Claus was not created by Coca-Cola. He’s not sitting in a mall somewhere with<br />
a parade of kids freaking out instead of posing for a picture. He’s not that weird-ass Rankin-<br />
Bass stop motion dude, either, and seriously… what was that about?<br />
The true story has never been told because it was never truly known. But the children<br />
of the world deserve to know that truth. So, then, the truth. All of it.<br />
Once upon a time, as these stories begin, at the very top of the world, there was a<br />
warrior king. His was a land of ice and snow, of jagged mountains and deep valleys. His<br />
castle sat high enough to see the entire surrounding land, high enough that no one ever<br />
dared challenge him.<br />
When he was home, ruling his kingdom, its name long since lost to time, he sat on a<br />
throne in a massive room, both the court and the throne cut from the heart of the<br />
mountain, everything polished ice and rock. He ruled his court and his land with fear and<br />
fire. His name was Noel Splitskull.<br />
The truth is, though, that he was an absentee king for most of his reign. He fought war<br />
after war when he was in his prime, leading legions of men with swords and spears, and he<br />
thrived on the brutality and the death of it all. He spent long days soaked in the blood of his<br />
enemies, alive and exhilarated, and longer years leading a growing force across the map.<br />
In the end, only one force was strong enough to slow him, the same force that<br />
eventually claims 100% of its targets. Nothing less than Time Itself was Noel's enemy, and<br />
he never stood a chance.