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Page 12<br />

D J I N N R U M M Y<br />

Part One / “Shuffle”<br />

LOS ANGELES, 1948<br />

AMERICA is fat, lazy, and happy to be that way.<br />

The Great War is in the rear-view mirror.<br />

Everything’s coming up roses,<br />

and the city once again belongs to the dreamers…<br />

If there was one thing Felix Fortune knew, he knew this: he was the luckiest sonofabitch in<br />

the world.<br />

It was a passing flight of fancy by the otherwise-no-nonsense Elmer and Eileen<br />

Fortune that they essentially named him "Lucky Luck." It was not, as it turned out,<br />

inappropriate.<br />

Luck had always broken his way, and he had come to count on it. He didn’t<br />

understand when he was younger that he had this protective bubble around him, but he saw<br />

the effects of it almost every day. Subtle at first, then stronger as he got older. When he was<br />

ten, he found $20 on the ground, and after that, it seemed to happen more and more often.<br />

An unclaimed bill (usually high denomination) ended up in Felix’s hands even if he wasn’t<br />

trying, and most days, he ended up with more cash in his pocket than he had when he<br />

began.<br />

Girls were much the same. Felix was in high school by the time girls started noticing<br />

him. He had grown up, filled in. They all seemed to want to touch his arms, now sinewy with<br />

muscle, and that was fine with him. Delores Green was walking past him in the hall one day,<br />

and Felix suddenly had an urge to turn to his left, which was her right, just as the heel on her<br />

shoe snapped, pitching her forward suddenly. She was falling hard enough that she would<br />

have been seriously hurt, but there was Felix, right where he needed to be at the exact right<br />

moment, and she fell directly into his arms. They dated for the next six months. Any time<br />

he found himself single, circumstance would drop the next charming new friend in his path.<br />

In college, Felix learned the rules of poker, and he also learned that he could not lose.<br />

He never even bothered to learn how to bluff, since it seemed that luck always put the right<br />

card in his hand at the right moment. It was so pronounced that within a year of him<br />

learning the rules, he couldn’t find anyone willing to sit down across a table from him.

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