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22.10.2016 Views

From the Programme Editor First of all I want to thank Mel and Chris for the grand job that they did talking on SFM radio to Pete Flynn about the club and particularly the reforming of the supporters club. I thought they did an excellent job, well done. The fantastic Woodstock chef, Phil was also on SFM that same day talking about all things culinary, so all in all a great advert for Woodstock. SFM gives us lots of publicity and so a big thank you to them. I thought I would offer some news snippets from around the world for this programme starting with news from Ghana! Apparently top flight football in Ghana is suffering because players are indulging in too much loving, says a former boss of the national side. Mark Jibar believes players are too tired to perform on the pitch due to the extra time spent in the bedroom! “A lot of today’s players cannot play 90 minutes because they get so tired easily” said Jibar. “And you know why? Because they don’t sleep enough and don’t train enough and they engage in too much sex. “There are beautiful girls in Ghana and they wont leave them alone!!” When Aston Villa manager Roberto Di Matteo was sacked by Aston Villa Villa became embroiled in a twitter spat with Virgin trains after a cheeky dig at them. Virgin Tweeted a picture of an empty carriage along with the message “The next batch of potential #AVFC managers have just left for Birmingham New Street…” Villas reply was cutting. “Would our managerial candidates actually get here for interviews on time if they arrived via @VirginTrains?” Virgin hit back insisting they had more trains on time in the past year than Villa had managed victories, before the club listed all the trophies they’ve won and urged the train line to ”get back in your quiet coach, “ 1-0 to the Villa? Virgin have now offered to settle things out on the pitch, surely a game even Villa can’t lose!! (Editors note: I like Virgin Trains ever since I was able to buy a First Class ticket for £33 from Rainham to Liverpool Lime Street for a trip in November!) Now news from Argentina. A club has ben told to rebuild their home ground after Google maps showed the pitch was the wrong shape. The Argentine Football association has closed down the Juan Antonio Arias stadium in the city of San Justo as the grass did not form a rectangle! Finally I have heard from Grant Wilbur who is now very involved with Hawkinge Town. He tells me that he spotted some of our old players Brad Ashmore and Toby Ashmore playing for Deal Community Sports and also Brett Smith, Richard Sinden, Adam Douglas and Charlie Belcher all playing for Kings Hill. Peter

From the Programme Editor<br />

First of all I want to thank Mel and Chris for the grand job that they did talking on SFM radio to<br />

Pete Flynn about the club and particularly the reforming of the supporters club. I thought they<br />

did an excellent job, well done. The fantastic Woodstock chef, Phil was also on SFM that same<br />

day talking about all things culinary, so all in all a great advert for Woodstock.<br />

SFM gives us lots of publicity and so a big thank you to them.<br />

I thought I would offer some news snippets from around the world for this programme starting<br />

with news from Ghana! Apparently top flight football in Ghana is suffering because players are<br />

indulging in too much loving, says a former boss of the national side.<br />

Mark Jibar believes players are too tired to perform on the pitch due to the extra time spent in<br />

the bedroom! “A lot of today’s players cannot play 90 minutes because they get so tired easily”<br />

said Jibar. “And you know why? Because they<br />

don’t sleep enough and don’t train enough and<br />

they engage in too much sex. “There are beautiful<br />

girls in Ghana and they wont leave them alone!!”<br />

When Aston Villa manager Roberto Di Matteo was<br />

sacked by Aston Villa Villa became embroiled in a<br />

twitter spat with Virgin trains after a cheeky dig at<br />

them.<br />

Virgin Tweeted a picture of an empty carriage<br />

along with the message “The next batch of potential<br />

#AVFC managers have just left for Birmingham<br />

New Street…”<br />

Villas reply was cutting. “Would our managerial<br />

candidates actually get here for interviews on time<br />

if they arrived via @VirginTrains?” Virgin hit back<br />

insisting they had more trains on time in the past<br />

year than Villa had managed victories, before the<br />

club listed all the trophies they’ve won and urged<br />

the train line to ”get back in your quiet coach, “ 1-0<br />

to the Villa? Virgin have now offered to settle things<br />

out on the pitch, surely a game even Villa can’t<br />

lose!! (Editors note: I like Virgin Trains ever since I<br />

was able to buy a First Class ticket for £33 from<br />

Rainham to Liverpool Lime Street for a trip in November!)<br />

Now news from Argentina. A club has ben told to<br />

rebuild their home ground after Google maps<br />

showed the pitch was the wrong shape.<br />

The Argentine Football association has closed down the Juan Antonio Arias stadium in the city<br />

of San Justo as the grass did not form a rectangle!<br />

Finally I have heard from Grant Wilbur who is now very involved with Hawkinge Town. He tells<br />

me that he spotted some of our old players Brad Ashmore and Toby Ashmore playing for Deal<br />

Community Sports and also Brett Smith, Richard Sinden, Adam Douglas and Charlie Belcher all<br />

playing for Kings Hill.<br />

Peter

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