Death At The Party
This is a story of a teenage grim reaper's last 24 hours of high school.
This is a story of a teenage grim reaper's last 24 hours of high school.
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CONTINUED: 15.<br />
JAKE: (cont’d)<br />
hoodie on n shit! In straight goon<br />
mood n stuff! Straight thorough<br />
bread son...but damn! Now I see why<br />
you always got that hoodie on!...no<br />
offense or anything...So how you<br />
get this gig? Does it pay well?<br />
Nice benefits?!..Definitely can’t<br />
make minimal wage? Shit hook a<br />
brother up... I’m looking for a<br />
summer a job.<br />
DEATH:<br />
Listen dude! You contracted the HIV<br />
virus from obviously fucking that<br />
goat and by the way your heart is<br />
tryna come outta your skin.That<br />
bathsalt isn’t helping you out that<br />
much neither.<br />
Shows Jake heart pounding profusely trying to exit his chest<br />
So you got like 10 minutes before<br />
your heart just burst inside of<br />
you.And my job is to basically wait<br />
and comfort you to the best of my<br />
ability and actually act like I<br />
care some.<br />
JAKE:<br />
Oh lawd! Listen man,I can’t die! I<br />
can’t die like this! From fucking a<br />
goat?...Man! Everybody’s gonna be<br />
laughing at my funeral.You can’t be<br />
fucking shitting me...fuck! Fuck<br />
Fuck Fuck Fuck!..Fuck!<br />
DEATH:<br />
Hey...I’m sorry Jake. But at least<br />
you won’t be hearing everyone<br />
laughing at you...you know....<br />
Since your gonna be<br />
dead.(Convincingly)<br />
JAKE:<br />
<strong>Death</strong>! <strong>Death</strong>! (Crawling over to<br />
him) Please listen you nice man of<br />
darkness,the most prettiest of<br />
ugliness I have ever seen in my<br />
life. Can you please...please!Just<br />
this once!... just this once! Let<br />
me have a second<br />
opportunity..please I’m begging ya<br />
man I’m only 16 bro! I haven’t even<br />
(MORE)<br />
(CONTINUED)