Death At The Party
This is a story of a teenage grim reaper's last 24 hours of high school.
This is a story of a teenage grim reaper's last 24 hours of high school.
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CONTINUED: 108.<br />
JAKE: (cont’d)<br />
alot to him. I feel privilege to<br />
call <strong>Death</strong> my best friend...Plus<br />
he’s saved my ass plenty of times.<br />
JENNY:<br />
Wait!...I thought it was just once<br />
Jake.<br />
JAKE:<br />
Um..no I’ve been lying to you<br />
babe...see! the bath salt and the<br />
HIV scare...<br />
JENNY:<br />
HIV scare?<br />
JAKE:<br />
Yes Jenny,the HIV scare,it’s not<br />
that big of a deal.It was just the<br />
intro to problems to come.Ya see<br />
there was also...the coke binge<br />
fiasco,the bloody scrotum<br />
incident,the obese Pilates<br />
instructor who sat on my<br />
face...almost die from suffocation.<br />
<strong>The</strong> molly mixture cocaine<br />
popsicles...and last but not least<br />
the blowjob from the cambodian<br />
zombie stripper a.k.a <strong>Death</strong>’s<br />
cousin Dev’s girlfriend...and that<br />
happened last summer during Dev’s<br />
twenty-seventh birthday party.<br />
DEATH:<br />
Oh! and you forgot how you fucked<br />
that goat sophomore year in the<br />
barn.<br />
JAKE:<br />
<strong>Death</strong> my friend...that was the HIV<br />
scare...you know the first thing I<br />
brought up.<br />
DEATH:<br />
Oh...yeah...sorry<br />
JAKE:<br />
Sarah, I might not be the greatest<br />
person in your eyes but for this<br />
kid I would do anything...anything<br />
Ok....got me getting emotional n<br />
shit.<br />
(CONTINUED)
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