The Numbers Game

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COVER STORY
Hong Kong in juicy little stats
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EURO 2016
Where to catch the
games—and how
to stay awake
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HEALTH & BEAUTY
Look good in time
for summer—wait,
it’s already summer
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TECH
Order wine straight
to the beach—from
your phone?!
DINING
Book dad the
perfect Father’s
Day steak
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GIVEAWAYS
Win a two-night suite
staycation at the
Madera Hollywood!
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FIRST PERSON
Property heir
Adrian Cheng on
mixing art with
business
Hong Kong, Cream Yourself
International cosmetics brand Lancôme made the news when it dropped local pro-democracy
singer Denise Ho, aka HOCC, from a brand promotion concert in the city following protests and
a threatened product boycott from mainland netizens. This has in turn sparked protests and
threats of a boycott in Hong Kong. Amid the controversy we see an opportunity for the perfect
Hong Kong beauty line—in stores this week!
Super SAR Serum
This refined blend uplifts and revitalizes your loyalty to the
powers that be, cutting away unsightly idealism.
Bad Decision Essence Cream
Distilled product that allows you to outrage most of Asia while
sitting in company HQ thinking, “What the hell did I do?”
MX-II
Buy one get one at all Maxim’s restaurants. Nice.
Bleach-U-White
Literally bleach, to be applied liberally to the skin in hopes
of whitening it. This product is currently under review and its
creators under arrest.
Ancient Restore and Revive Formula
Necromantic phial which will recall from the dead a Chinese
state leader of your choice. Use with caution. For sale in
Hong Kong only.
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The People’s Placenta
Placenta pills are all the rage these days, because they are said
to boost a mother’s postpartum experience. This pill, harvested
from the placentas of all mainland mothers, will soon have you
thinking along more socially desirable lines.
Moob-in-a-Bottle
There are already products on sale in Hong Kong which claim
to enlarge your breasts. This product is just rebranded, caloriepacked
beer which is sure to increase the size of your moobs.
Pro-Dem Transformer Eyedrops
Distilled from the sweat of the DAB’s most prominent
campaigners, just two drops in the eyes of any pro-democracy
campaigner will immediately have them seeing the world in
a different, more pro-establishment light. Re-apply hourly or
common sense may begin to reassert itself.
Just a Big Ol’ Stick of Ginseng
No one really knows what it does. But you can charge a lot
for it, so that’ll be $8,888, please.
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