Down the Rabbit Hole - Holly Madison
Slowly he made his way to his newest girlfriend to more closely scrutinize her face. My jaw clenched as he inched toward her. What horrible thing was he about to say? I thought. I looked down at my hands and squinted my eyes. After what felt like an eternity just waiting for him to erupt, he finally let out a big guttural laugh. My eyes sprang up to make sure I was hearing this correctly. “Why, that red lipstick looks absolutely wonderful on you, Kendra!” he boomed, grabbing her arms and kissing her on the cheek. “You look like you just stepped out of a 1940s movie!” I looked over to Bridget, who had the same surprised look plastered on her face that I was sure I had on mine. Surely he was being facetious and was about to unload on her, right? Not only did he not despise the look, he thought she looked “wonderful.” My head was spinning. Kendra and I were not so unlike that red lipstick could have looked that much better on her than it did on me. What about Bridget? Tina? Vicky? April? Or any of the other five dozen girls who were told never to wear the hue? I was waiting for the other shoe to drop when the house photographer gestured for us all to line up for a photograph, but nothing more was said. Did I somehow manage to stumble into an episode of The Twilight Zone? “Are you kidding me?” I whispered to Bridget when we finally piled into the limo. I could feel the hurt boiling inside me. She just shook her head. “So he just loves red lipstick now?” I asked sarcastically. How could his decades-long opinion transform so suddenly with one girl? I was crushed. That was the reaction I had thought I would have received years earlier. Over such a minor thing, I was belittled and made to feel like trash. But Kendra did it and gets praised? I didn’t resent Kendra; it wasn’t her fault. It was Hef who made me mad. All the Playmates who were waiting to go out with us noticed how taken aback I was. That’s one of the things about Hef: when it came to humiliating his girlfriends, the larger the audience, the better. “I think he was trying to get to you,” one of the girls whispered, pretending to search through her purse. “I don’t think he really likes it.” It was her way of trying to comfort me. Seriously? I thought. Sure, Hef had a habit of pitting the youngest girl against his main girl; that tradition had been going on since the days of “Mama Hen” Tina and “Baby Face” Buffy, but this was sick. Was he really trying to stir up my feelings of inadequacy by praising a 19-year-old? I was only 25, which was hardly ancient (unless you’re talking to Hugh Hefner). “There’s no way he remembers,” I said, only half believing my own lie. “It was like two years ago.” “Holly,” she said, taking a moment to meet my eyes. “You know he remembers everything.” I stared back at her and let this sink in. She was right. He knew exactly what he was doing. He catalogues shit like that for just these types of moments. Men don’t achieve his kind of power and success by being idiots. He didn’t want a big, happy family of girlfriends that all got along. He wanted multiple women frothing with jealousy and animosity towards each other. It was a part of his
control game. I could never accuse him of doing it on purpose, because he would simply brush off my accusation by declaring how preposterous it all sounded. And he’d be right. It does sound insane, but that didn’t make it any less true. Quickly I shut off my pride and put on the biggest smile I could muster. If he can pretend he doesn’t remember, I can too. I can’t let him believe he succeeded; he wouldn’t use Kendra as a pawn to get the best of me. But believe me, he would end up trying. DESPITE MY ATTEMPTS TO befriend Kendra, she continued to push me away. Hungry for her own “team,” Kendra desperately tried to make each new Playmate who arrived at the mansion her friend —and her friend alone. Kendra’s plan rarely worked, though. Most of the new Playmates were nice girls who were eager to get to know all of the girlfriends. And, let’s face it, Kendra wasn’t the easiest person to have a conversation with. When the new Playmates would make an effort to spend time with Bridget or me, they were confused when Kendra suddenly lost interest in being their friend. A girl was not allowed to play both sides of the fence, so Kendra would toss her aside and find the next person to entertain her. And as is true with any caged animal, it was dangerous when Kendra grew bored. Her frustrations had been mounting for a while. She had been at the mansion for a few months, and Hef hadn’t asked her to be a Playmate yet. Even though she was well aware that Bridget and I had never been in the magazine, she thought she was somehow different (perhaps because of the “Painted Lady” pictorial she posed for in the September 2004 issue) and couldn’t understand why she wasn’t already on the cover. “I’m locked down,” she would frequently say, referring to her new life behind the gates. It’s no secret that Kendra was a pretty hard-core party girl before coming to the mansion. She battled drug addiction throughout her teenage years and eventually became a stripper to make extra cash. When Hef finally asked her to move into the mansion, Kendra thought she hit the jackpot. After all, wasn’t Playboy all about excess? Money, parties, and sex. But, as she quickly realized, those nights were few and far between—and rarely as much fun as you’d think. The public’s image of the freewheeling leave-your-inhibitions-at-the-door atmosphere of the Playboy Mansion was not a reality for any of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. The atmosphere resembled the court of Versailles, with each guest obsessed with rank and standing. There was even a hierarchy among Hef’s friends when it came to seats at the dinner table. At 19 years old, Kendra was stuck with a 9 P.M. curfew, a 78-year-old boyfriend, and a stricter set of rules than she had ever had at home. And now, adding insult to injury, she was finally realizing that she wasn’t as special as Hef made her believe. She was just another blond girlfriend—and life at the mansion wasn’t all she imagined it to be. Much like the battle I endured—and ultimately lost—years earlier, Kendra was desperately searching for an identity of her own. Being a clone was soul sucking; you were simply another blond number on Hef’s arm. In the beginning, Kendra was very quiet. The raucous deep-throated cackle that became her
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control game. I could never accuse him of doing it on purpose, because he would simply brush off my<br />
accusation by declaring how preposterous it all sounded. And he’d be right. It does sound insane, but<br />
that didn’t make it any less true.<br />
Quickly I shut off my pride and put on <strong>the</strong> biggest smile I could muster. If he can pretend he<br />
doesn’t remember, I can too. I can’t let him believe he succeeded; he wouldn’t use Kendra as a pawn<br />
to get <strong>the</strong> best of me. But believe me, he would end up trying.<br />
DESPITE MY ATTEMPTS TO befriend Kendra, she continued to push me away. Hungry for her own<br />
“team,” Kendra desperately tried to make each new Playmate who arrived at <strong>the</strong> mansion her friend<br />
—and her friend alone. Kendra’s plan rarely worked, though. Most of <strong>the</strong> new Playmates were nice<br />
girls who were eager to get to know all of <strong>the</strong> girlfriends. And, let’s face it, Kendra wasn’t <strong>the</strong> easiest<br />
person to have a conversation with. When <strong>the</strong> new Playmates would make an effort to spend time with<br />
Bridget or me, <strong>the</strong>y were confused when Kendra suddenly lost interest in being <strong>the</strong>ir friend. A girl<br />
was not allowed to play both sides of <strong>the</strong> fence, so Kendra would toss her aside and find <strong>the</strong> next<br />
person to entertain her.<br />
And as is true with any caged animal, it was dangerous when Kendra grew bored.<br />
Her frustrations had been mounting for a while. She had been at <strong>the</strong> mansion for a few months,<br />
and Hef hadn’t asked her to be a Playmate yet. Even though she was well aware that Bridget and I had<br />
never been in <strong>the</strong> magazine, she thought she was somehow different (perhaps because of <strong>the</strong> “Painted<br />
Lady” pictorial she posed for in <strong>the</strong> September 2004 issue) and couldn’t understand why she wasn’t<br />
already on <strong>the</strong> cover.<br />
“I’m locked down,” she would frequently say, referring to her new life behind <strong>the</strong> gates. It’s no<br />
secret that Kendra was a pretty hard-core party girl before coming to <strong>the</strong> mansion. She battled drug<br />
addiction throughout her teenage years and eventually became a stripper to make extra cash. When<br />
Hef finally asked her to move into <strong>the</strong> mansion, Kendra thought she hit <strong>the</strong> jackpot. After all, wasn’t<br />
Playboy all about excess? Money, parties, and sex.<br />
But, as she quickly realized, those nights were few and far between—and rarely as much fun as<br />
you’d think. The public’s image of <strong>the</strong> freewheeling leave-your-inhibitions-at-<strong>the</strong>-door atmosphere of<br />
<strong>the</strong> Playboy Mansion was not a reality for any of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. The atmosphere<br />
resembled <strong>the</strong> court of Versailles, with each guest obsessed with rank and standing. There was even a<br />
hierarchy among Hef’s friends when it came to seats at <strong>the</strong> dinner table. At 19 years old, Kendra was<br />
stuck with a 9 P.M. curfew, a 78-year-old boyfriend, and a stricter set of rules than she had ever had at<br />
home. And now, adding insult to injury, she was finally realizing that she wasn’t as special as Hef<br />
made her believe. She was just ano<strong>the</strong>r blond girlfriend—and life at <strong>the</strong> mansion wasn’t all she<br />
imagined it to be.<br />
Much like <strong>the</strong> battle I endured—and ultimately lost—years earlier, Kendra was desperately<br />
searching for an identity of her own. Being a clone was soul sucking; you were simply ano<strong>the</strong>r blond<br />
number on Hef’s arm.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> beginning, Kendra was very quiet. The raucous deep-throated cackle that became her