Down the Rabbit Hole - Holly Madison
continued her story on her own. “Take Carrie, for example . . .” she continued, her eyes on the little animal. A recent Playmate, Carrie was a 21-year-old with a 16-year-old face. She had striking green eyes, but no personality. I remembered seeing her a few days earlier at the Fun in the Sun party droning on about her swimsuit. “Do these look like pumpkins,” she had asked Vicky, stretching her orange-dotted Dior bikini over her chest. Wow, I remembered thinking. Playmates must make some pretty good money to be able to afford Dior bikinis. “Well,” Vicky continued, snapping me back to the present, “she has a lot of sugar daddies. One pays for her apartment, one pays her bills, one takes her shopping . . .” “No way!” I shouted, unintentionally cutting Vicky off. Rumors of Playmates working for “high class” escort agencies had plagued Playboy for decades, but it wasn’t common knowledge and I’d never heard of it firsthand before. “Yeah,” Vicky said with a carefree laugh. “And everybody does it.” And as casually as if she were inviting me to tea, she asked: “Do you think it might be something you’d be interested in?” “No way!” I said, almost laughing. Was she really asking me if I’d consider becoming a hooker!? Sure, I’d made a bad decision moving into the mansion, but I wasn’t down for full-on prostitution. She wasn’t going to get me this time. My eyes fell on Vicky and I quickly adjusted my expression. I couldn’t be certain, but I was fairly sure our newly rekindled friendship would be short-lived. “Umm, I mean,” I sputtered, uselessly trying to recover, “that’s just not something I’m into.” Her face was starting to morph from terribly offended to wildly angry. I kept talking, hoping it would stave off the shit storm I just walked into. “I mean, it’s just a little much for me, there’s nothing special about it,” I floundered, trying in vain to come up with anything that might not piss Vicky off. I could feel the blood pumping in my cheeks, certain I was bright red. Vicky had just opened the door to her secret little world and I slammed it in her face. “Okay, whatever,” she spat. “Hey, I need to get ready, so I’ll see you later, okay?” “Okay,” I said, recognizing that it was my cue to leave. Oh my god, I thought, I can’t wait to tell Bridget about this! I came to believe that Vicky was working for Hollywood madam Michelle Braun (the owner and operator of the high-end escort service Nici’s Girls). In the late 1990s and early 2000s, “Nici” was the premier madam who prided herself on a reputation of having the most exclusive girls in the business—many of which were Playmates and even some of Hef’s own girlfriends. In a 2009 New York Post article, Braun boasted, “at one time, seven of the eight girls living in the Mansion were working for me. I had one of his girlfriends in the Mansion just to recruit for me.” When I read this article, it was obvious to me that Vicky must have been her recruiter. I compared notes with a few of the other girlfriends and found that they had also been approached by
Vicky. One of the girls said Vicky had confided in her that she got a cut or fee for the girls she was able to introduce to Braun. Girls were routinely convinced that these men were willing to pay a premium for simply the pleasure of their company and not necessarily for sex—but, from what I understand, that was almost never the case. While I was at the mansion, there were a handful of girlfriends who refused the invitation to hook (Bridget was never even approached), but I have no idea what went on before I got there. A few years ago, Braun’s client and employee list, circa 1999, surfaced on the Web (gossip site HollywoodInterrupted.com published the documents). Among the many notable names were Hef’s former girlfriends Mandy and Sandy Bentley, as well as his former main girlfriend Tina Jordan. (In 2009, Braun was indicted after pleading guilty to transporting women across state lines for the purpose of prostitution and money laundering and was sentenced to three years’ probation and six months of house arrest.) The women were tempted with the lavish life that a $1,000 weekly allowance certainly wouldn’t provide for. They would travel all over the world and make upwards of $25,000 to spend an evening with whoever was willing to shell out the cash. Girls were making money hand over fist! They became addicted to L.A.’s opulent lifestyle—expensive cars, designer handbags, luxury apartments— and sadly, for many of these women, the majority of their income went to supporting some pretty nasty drug habits. At the end of the day, whatever their reasons for making this choice, I never judged them—and I certainly don’t now. Vicky, however, disgusts me. If she was indeed Michelle Braun’s recruiter, then she preyed on the young, naïve women who tumbled into L.A. with stars in their eyes, and used them for her own gain. In 1997, ’80s Playmate Rebecca Ferratti made headlines when she participated in an E! True Hollywood Story titled “The Sultan and the Centerfold.” Ferratti recalled her spiral into the world of prostitution. In her day, high-end call girls were being shipped off to Brunei to meet their clients. In the early 2000s, Turkey was the hotspot for these L.A.-bred escorts. Braun said during a 2008 Rolling Stone interview that her big break in the escort business was landing Turkish billionaire Hakan Uzan as a Nici’s Girls client (the article named Playmate Tishara Cousino and Playboy cover girl Ashley Massaro as employees, as well as Tina). “Hakan would send me an instant message at 3 A.M., and I would have to get four Playmates ready right away,” Braun told the magazine. “The first flight to Istanbul was around 6 A.M. through Paris, and sometimes I’d wake them up in the middle of the night for that flight.” The madam was arrested in 2007 and revealed details about her global hooking empire during the Rolling Stone interview, but Playboy—and Hef—had known about the racket for years. In fact, Hef even launched his own private investigation into the matter in hopes of shutting down Nici’s Girls and other agencies standing on the shoulders of the Playboy name. The hypocrisy here is palpable. Considering Hef kept his own “harem” of sorts, it’s easy to see the mansion as a gateway to hooking. But Hef was determined to plug this leak—not necessarily for the benefit of the girls, I believe, but to maintain Playboy’s image. It wouldn’t look that good if a majority of Playmates graduated to sex for pay. Playboy was supposed to be “classy,” after all.
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continued her story on her own.<br />
“Take Carrie, for example . . .” she continued, her eyes on <strong>the</strong> little animal.<br />
A recent Playmate, Carrie was a 21-year-old with a 16-year-old face. She had striking green<br />
eyes, but no personality. I remembered seeing her a few days earlier at <strong>the</strong> Fun in <strong>the</strong> Sun party<br />
droning on about her swimsuit.<br />
“Do <strong>the</strong>se look like pumpkins,” she had asked Vicky, stretching her orange-dotted Dior bikini<br />
over her chest.<br />
Wow, I remembered thinking. Playmates must make some pretty good money to be able to<br />
afford Dior bikinis.<br />
“Well,” Vicky continued, snapping me back to <strong>the</strong> present, “she has a lot of sugar daddies. One<br />
pays for her apartment, one pays her bills, one takes her shopping . . .”<br />
“No way!” I shouted, unintentionally cutting Vicky off. Rumors of Playmates working for “high<br />
class” escort agencies had plagued Playboy for decades, but it wasn’t common knowledge and I’d<br />
never heard of it firsthand before.<br />
“Yeah,” Vicky said with a carefree laugh. “And everybody does it.”<br />
And as casually as if she were inviting me to tea, she asked: “Do you think it might be something<br />
you’d be interested in?”<br />
“No way!” I said, almost laughing. Was she really asking me if I’d consider becoming a<br />
hooker!? Sure, I’d made a bad decision moving into <strong>the</strong> mansion, but I wasn’t down for full-on<br />
prostitution. She wasn’t going to get me this time.<br />
My eyes fell on Vicky and I quickly adjusted my expression. I couldn’t be certain, but I was<br />
fairly sure our newly rekindled friendship would be short-lived. “Umm, I mean,” I sputtered,<br />
uselessly trying to recover, “that’s just not something I’m into.”<br />
Her face was starting to morph from terribly offended to wildly angry. I kept talking, hoping it<br />
would stave off <strong>the</strong> shit storm I just walked into.<br />
“I mean, it’s just a little much for me, <strong>the</strong>re’s nothing special about it,” I floundered, trying in<br />
vain to come up with anything that might not piss Vicky off. I could feel <strong>the</strong> blood pumping in my<br />
cheeks, certain I was bright red. Vicky had just opened <strong>the</strong> door to her secret little world and I<br />
slammed it in her face.<br />
“Okay, whatever,” she spat. “Hey, I need to get ready, so I’ll see you later, okay?”<br />
“Okay,” I said, recognizing that it was my cue to leave.<br />
Oh my god, I thought, I can’t wait to tell Bridget about this!<br />
I came to believe that Vicky was working for <strong>Holly</strong>wood madam Michelle Braun (<strong>the</strong> owner and<br />
operator of <strong>the</strong> high-end escort service Nici’s Girls). In <strong>the</strong> late 1990s and early 2000s, “Nici” was<br />
<strong>the</strong> premier madam who prided herself on a reputation of having <strong>the</strong> most exclusive girls in <strong>the</strong><br />
business—many of which were Playmates and even some of Hef’s own girlfriends.<br />
In a 2009 New York Post article, Braun boasted, “at one time, seven of <strong>the</strong> eight girls living in<br />
<strong>the</strong> Mansion were working for me. I had one of his girlfriends in <strong>the</strong> Mansion just to recruit for me.”<br />
When I read this article, it was obvious to me that Vicky must have been her recruiter. I<br />
compared notes with a few of <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r girlfriends and found that <strong>the</strong>y had also been approached by