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“Come in here, Puffin,” I said in a happy singsong voice, “I want to show you something!” I<br />
stood up and straightened out my white Juicy Couture jumpsuit when he finally appeared in <strong>the</strong><br />
doorway.<br />
“What did you do?” he spat at me. Instantly, I was taken aback.<br />
“I got a little makeover,” I said sheepishly, giving a slight pat to my new hair. Any shred of<br />
confidence I found over <strong>the</strong> last few hours was quickly evaporating. “I thought you would like it.”<br />
“Well, I don’t,” he hissed, taking a moment to analyze my new makeup and hair. My eyes<br />
immediately darted to <strong>the</strong> floor. I didn’t know what to say. Of all <strong>the</strong> reactions he could have had, I<br />
was <strong>the</strong> least prepared for this one. I stood <strong>the</strong>re, silent.<br />
“Actually, I hate it,” he continued, <strong>the</strong> words shooting like knives off his tongue. “I hate <strong>the</strong><br />
whole look. I hate <strong>the</strong> makeup and I hate <strong>the</strong> red lipstick.”<br />
I couldn’t help <strong>the</strong> tears that began streaming down my face, ruining <strong>the</strong> makeup I had been so<br />
excited about. I sank back onto <strong>the</strong> tufted stool. Was this really happening? He had never yelled at me<br />
like this before.<br />
“Don’t ever wear red lipstick again,” he warned me in a low voice and turned towards <strong>the</strong> door.<br />
I was utterly dumbfounded; it was such an irrational reaction to something so small. Even once he<br />
saw me crying, <strong>the</strong>re wasn’t an ounce of sympathy in his voice; he only saw red (pun intended).<br />
He paused and turned back around to survey my reaction. Deciding he hadn’t done enough<br />
damage, he served me one final blow before storming out of <strong>the</strong> room: “You look old, hard, and<br />
cheap.”<br />
That was it; end of conversation. But that’s how disagreements always ended with Hef; he<br />
would just stomp off and you were left to pick <strong>the</strong> pieces of your self-worth up off <strong>the</strong> floor. I’d<br />
invested every part of myself in Hef and <strong>the</strong> mansion and had nothing waiting for me outside those<br />
gates. I felt so trapped and so vulnerable to his criticisms. This old man had just humiliated me—and<br />
I sat <strong>the</strong>re taking his ridicule like a child. I curled up on <strong>the</strong> vanity stool and sobbed for what felt like<br />
forever, in <strong>the</strong> one little corner of this whole giant mansion that was supposed to be my own. But even<br />
that wasn’t real. It was his world—all of it.<br />
He made no mention of <strong>the</strong> conversation again. When you’re <strong>the</strong> king of all you survey, you don’t<br />
really need to say much more. His point was clearly made. For many years his words rang in my ears:<br />
“old, hard, and cheap.”<br />
Who says that to a person <strong>the</strong>y supposedly love?<br />
The whole episode made me feel beyond ugly, as if all <strong>the</strong> beauty products and cosmetic surgery<br />
in <strong>the</strong> world couldn’t make me look good. I felt like an idiot for even trying to be beautiful. Maybe I<br />
was just <strong>the</strong> homely girl who was “lucky” enough for Hef to allow into <strong>the</strong> mansion. That’s certainly<br />
how his actions made me feel. Needless to say, from <strong>the</strong>n on, I stuck religiously to corals, pinks, and<br />
nudes, never daring to try red lipstick in front of him again.<br />
Just when I was starting to give up hope that I could ever find any real positivity in Hef’s twisted<br />
world, someone new caught my eye. I looked up from my book and adjusted <strong>the</strong> messy bun on top of<br />
my head that was disguising my poorly received new haircut.<br />
I wonder who that is, I thought. A bubbly Carmen Miranda–costumed blonde sauntered across