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Playboy—and we had to keep up <strong>the</strong> image (not to mention, <strong>the</strong>se new fancy cars kept many females<br />
salivating over a spot in Hef’s harem). Although Hef could easily buy each girl a car 10 times over if<br />
he wanted, he knew better than to buy <strong>the</strong> vehicles outright. Instead, he leased <strong>the</strong> cars for us. Doing<br />
things this way protected him from having girls drive right off in paid-for cars. Plus, it was ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
genius way to control us. If a girlfriend decided to leave <strong>the</strong> mansion, it’s unlikely she would be able<br />
to meet <strong>the</strong> payments on her extravagant new ride. So she ei<strong>the</strong>r had to stay, risk <strong>the</strong> car getting<br />
repossessed, or leave it behind.<br />
One such car was a white Cadillac Escalade with monster truck tires, a lift kit, rims, and every<br />
o<strong>the</strong>r possible tricked-out add-on that was leased for former girlfriend Buffy Tyler. Buffy was a<br />
baby-faced, snub-nosed girl from Texas who had recently moved out after becoming Miss November<br />
2000. Mary O’Connor, who had taken a liking to me, actually came to my rescue and suggested that<br />
Hef let me drive <strong>the</strong> repossessed SUV. When she mentioned my Celica, she wrinkled her nose. She<br />
was right. It looked like it belonged in a scrap yard—not in <strong>the</strong> driveway of <strong>the</strong> Playboy Mansion.<br />
Happily and gratefully, I accepted, even though <strong>the</strong> car was way too big and gaudy for my taste.<br />
After all, beggars can’t be choosers. Little did I know that accepting <strong>the</strong> new ride would cause <strong>the</strong><br />
o<strong>the</strong>r girls to hate me even more (if that was possible). Not only was <strong>the</strong> Escalade more expensive<br />
than anything <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r girls drove, but Hef had paid for all <strong>the</strong> pricey bells and whistles Buffy had<br />
installed on <strong>the</strong> car, something he wouldn’t do for any of <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r girls. (Playing favorites and<br />
causing jealousy among <strong>the</strong> girlfriends was yet ano<strong>the</strong>r little game he enjoyed.) Obsessed with<br />
counting every last penny of who got what, <strong>the</strong> girls knew <strong>the</strong> value behind all <strong>the</strong> features Buffy had<br />
chosen for <strong>the</strong> luxury SUV. The cold shoulders I received were extra frigid for a good month after I<br />
started driving that car.<br />
Besides Christmas, clo<strong>the</strong>s, and cars, <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r large expense that Hef was happy to spend his<br />
money on were cosmetic enhancements.<br />
People often ask me if <strong>the</strong> girlfriends were required to have plastic surgery while living in <strong>the</strong><br />
mansion, because it was clear so many of us did. The answer is both simple and complex. No, we<br />
were not obligated to have plastic surgery while living <strong>the</strong>re. However, <strong>the</strong> mansion was a virtual<br />
breeding ground for superficial insecurities. And most girls who lived <strong>the</strong>re ended up with body<br />
dysmorphic disorders. No matter how beautiful <strong>the</strong>y were, <strong>the</strong>se women would pick <strong>the</strong>mselves apart<br />
—ordering one procedure after <strong>the</strong> next.<br />
It was known that if a girlfriend did choose to undergo some sort of plastic surgery, Hef would<br />
foot <strong>the</strong> bill. The most popular procedures among <strong>the</strong> girlfriends were breast augmentations (both new<br />
and redone), rhinoplasty, and liposuction. Eventually, I would ask for my own nose job, but that was<br />
only part of my Playboy makeover.<br />
During my first few months at <strong>the</strong> mansion, I was still a college-aged girl who actually liked<br />
herself. Without school and work, I quickly became bored and filled my days with activities typical<br />
of a 22-year-old girl: shopping, working out, getting my belly button pierced, things like that. One<br />
day, my friend Britney and I decided to go get tattoos. I got a small Playboy Bunny tattooed in <strong>the</strong><br />
middle of my lower back (talk about a tramp stamp!), because I thought it was a cute, fun way to<br />
commemorate this crazy experience. This was back when I thought my mansion stay was going to be a